香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.   h2 J6 n3 @% F
甘多人死，唔见你死。
9 ^+ b$ C$ y' ~) \0 a2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
+ Y$ M0 A3 b5 T  p) A: c! ^; ~你教我以后点出嚟行?
) \, [  x# j- y. l" i- y( A3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : |1 J* ~0 O, |& A# A
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 / I5 c, r( M+ j* f9 a
4 "I saw a pork chop"
2 r" U& y% A1 x+ o/ y我见到件猪扒啊。 6 O; z# e7 Y$ l: O4 @
5 Are you road?
, F. a3 K) M2 N% O# s你系咪路啊？ ( k* H% L/ ^" ^, i
6 What the water are you? $ }8 f7 w+ m+ I/ N8 R) [/ t
你系乜水啊？
. p% ]- V/ d* `$ B7 Do you big me?
7 R5 P: D& S( U7 K8 m% q% R你大我啊？
3 m4 ?2 P# R& e8 Zebra chops people.
7 }! ]8 z6 m( r; v6 A班马劈友。
/ ^  e; O! j* f  h9 The king of the cutting girl.
9 x4 I! V& N7 z7 r; C  Z界女王。
% N- J0 K5 X" E0 F6 \: s' v! ?10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ! Q) Q0 }" {, Y' A% U7 i
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ y8 y9 O! x# x
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
/ f* [, v. S) ~( Y你当我无到？ % n9 ]( V! T& O
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. # c$ f. p& M+ g/ f- D4 B2 m0 B0 T5 v
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
+ s' g3 S( N8 b. o* W13 Today I was very black son.
! L3 {% m; J# I$ S: y/ V9 t$ k. l今日我好黑仔。 + w% g/ e; j7 R
14 I am wearing grass.
7 {2 o. ]$ x8 D+ @$ U我着紧草。 4 z1 D8 x* d" _- [1 |5 \, H
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
& u; w$ a0 O. v0 [3 v% a3 o你未够班同我讲数！
; t3 e/ n! D* ]! s/ L. D2 f- w16 Two beat six.
) \! }* L' K$ i; y! a二打六 - W- C6 v: g8 L. u8 l. Z
17 Two five son.
% i. l+ T- x3 n& F5 @" [二五仔 2 L; \" ~- ^7 j1 [3 k" B
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# {! r' \: z5 [" ?琴琴青 $ k7 ^' X+ u0 l6 O- b1 c: [
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 , ~" G# ]6 z* {& i1 v& t1 Q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ / d) Y$ B& X) z' @# D& H
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' }4 s. B+ r! t! e" x
蠢蠢欲動 。
$ Z5 K7 Y0 c' o+ V! o* ~9 _21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
6 B' A$ C6 d" B0 L; ?( e' h3 B人山人海 。 9 g3 X4 k; G# c, T" I# @
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 2 e* e  e& K1 a$ t2 y
你算老幾?
3 `. j9 M6 y0 Y0 q; R23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 0 g0 s+ ^( s- _' d
你講乜鬼?
5 x* B$ }. b; z1 N6 ]! v- c24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
# S' b, h3 y  f( a. J我驚你有牙！ . X. \/ m5 S. |% X
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 : J1 T3 G2 i$ c9 z
心花怒放。   
( ^3 V* M/ s  {5 K7 W# F7 j4 ZFish skin & J/ |( K" f# {
鱼皮 。
' n6 U" }2 t- b6 V0 PMonster of blowing water. 5 {, Q7 C; C& z. R7 B5 W
吹水怪。   T" p( h1 h. p
Face green green ! j6 w5 g$ A1 q9 d+ a) ?9 [
面青青。
) D5 d' T' y8 U/ F9 F/ n5 vYou see road carefully + n4 w9 ^, b1 x6 g0 o
你小心睇路
+ U: t$ P: G/ j. YYou go to street carefully . e1 `! W# E; f$ U2 l& w
你出街小心D。
. d/ K. T- u, T: v6 A% V7 F6 _- SDo the world
' p7 l5 K# [' o. I( Q( f做世界 。
; y+ o# s' E; B2 n- SBig tea rice 8 @  A9 Z: G- U! r$ Q  P
大茶饭 。 6 r8 ]- l; C$ c* I/ A2 s' p9 J
American chinese not enough.
9 W: w" e1 Z! e, M/ z) R3 G3 B美中不足。
3 Q* h: q# V$ F# l6 v" \King eight egg. 4 X; i5 }/ p- V, m% A1 w
王八蛋 - ]: o& a% U: e6 o
High hand. & p$ J* b. j4 \  N
高手 : N- U# M# U. u% c
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Old dot.
' v9 r8 ]( D1 k, @& f" ^老点
! d4 v4 W' v4 s0 d. l6 {8 nOne old water & _1 w, @; ^, Z3 |# ^
一旧水 : ]2 j& H0 q1 g  U+ G1 j8 r
I know your mouse. * `1 W+ s" O. h+ t9 y% p% A0 W
我识你老鼠！   {) M2 i' K1 V
Measure water/Pound water. + t# i# Q" Q& c  ^) K4 r
磅水 4 V  i  z  c0 P- X! P% E
A dragon service.
2 y) O% s  h9 f一条龙服务
6 _: P8 g- P; w$ ePump water.
. j6 N. Q1 W: t8 ?**** ! A6 K0 J4 M3 b' Y2 D: s
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 ~% G% Z7 l/ m3 I2 p. q9 A/ R  i# K我吹鸡打你班友。
  l/ a, I$ Z0 @" G$ }You jump building.
& q* b% C: ^3 B1 ?你跳楼啦。 , r* z+ y. w9 \9 Y, k% Q4 c
You come back home and eat banana
! \; @0 `2 D2 u3 O* _6 Q) O: r你返屋企食蕉啦
5 H! |6 a; k& W. Z! W5 ~) d5 x8 CI give you a hair.
" i+ U6 I0 \" B: ]4 ?. t5 Q0 t6 c' B9 U我俾条毛你ar! 7 ]8 [$ s, f- w. g6 {. B
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Collect skin 1 |' c* |0 }3 s  N6 X
收皮 - V8 ?" J' {2 J
Collect father
6 C6 @. H- x+ Q$ r收爹
; [6 J/ V4 ~% y9 `6 e. }You give me collect father.   q) @2 i8 i( P
你同我收爹！
% B" e& r9 p  v  p1 KLaugh die me. # O& e" O1 C) x! i+ U
笑死我。 % ^- _* ]$ v% h$ |+ A1 Z3 v  R
You give me stop. 8 r3 c; I+ h2 w" b4 E- t  r1 H
你同我企系度。
1 c7 t( j& u9 NEight woman 2 K; \: \( ^0 g2 A2 o
八婆 1 \- |' i* F2 n8 T) h' x5 [7 s
Eight woman,you are good! $ c0 O% _/ h) R* w
八婆，你好o野!
9 n, X7 S3 c4 t% aWhat the spring do you do? 4 \, J+ ^0 X) C/ Y
你搞乜春啊? , Y) _, E& H$ F2 l( {+ l, _! y
A dog of eating dung
% V8 q4 p- b0 h/ N. W& n5 X食屎狗
6 ?8 V0 y' O9 G3 A) KA ghost of ass
8 B0 q9 k- K! r' c4 o屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....# L* g  J- @1 T& B
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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# S* [0 L9 G* m) H( r6 B4 Wtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... M& y# ]4 j8 w2 ?8 H  W- W
this is not hong kong style english.....
) K" ^' ]% z7 ^. t6 Vthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
) I& K7 x& S) b% ei've already ban this shit...  E9 \4 S8 s; j3 i
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.