香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
& k( s6 y0 w9 g2 _( K甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' ^9 D' \- R$ n1 |
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) \. e4 V( C# s0 F/ O
你教我以后点出嚟行?
$ @5 n% z6 _8 h8 G% ?4 v) t2 [0 N3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ) b2 e- x+ x7 f8 O5 Z& e! W
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 6 ]: z! Y* B) ]; P& c( K8 U
4 "I saw a pork chop"
; Q! O, `2 l; G) K  w+ _我见到件猪扒啊。
/ q( s/ }: c8 T2 m/ _& Q! e0 r) a5 Are you road? ' Z& L: @- L4 |3 G8 o# q
你系咪路啊？ 7 u! Q+ j) G6 Y8 e+ v4 w+ ?
6 What the water are you?
) x& N  f5 F- p你系乜水啊？ # j( r/ _: J6 Y9 o5 g9 f. I' T1 T
7 Do you big me?
. h8 L; U) l7 H$ t3 K你大我啊？ 2 u% e5 V% ?# f' E# ~  w1 F
8 Zebra chops people. + u2 J' m  |9 B% c- p
班马劈友。
* j5 r/ z% b! y9 V/ B  P9 The king of the cutting girl.
& E* W: q* |* ^! O3 }1 c界女王。
$ k+ Z: X: J* G10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  ?* \% E; w; t# P( s- \. C9 h批我个头俾你当凳坐。
% e+ M5 {* @4 j+ n( e8 |11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ' ^6 w' h6 L/ a" [3 h' X
你当我无到？ . E! C) B! ], ]: g3 w/ T
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ; H* H# |' J" n, Y/ j2 ?4 M0 H
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ . t; g9 R4 i5 z% n0 y
13 Today I was very black son.
- @8 }8 l$ t9 d今日我好黑仔。 " ]+ t- Y" G7 I
14 I am wearing grass. % M1 l8 R1 E6 i- p
我着紧草。 ! [8 c, n8 }. m2 c8 l
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
4 ~0 G: I5 y1 N你未够班同我讲数！ # K8 V# l& b0 Z3 {. N
16 Two beat six.
" u0 G! F7 K6 v! Z5 ]) ~( Z二打六
4 {" f: l* M. C9 N! D17 Two five son.
) }1 x+ h# y8 E+ U. ?二五仔
2 @4 H1 x$ f/ d8 |7 x3 h0 F  m# o% b18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
( D6 K2 S/ Y2 u7 s# ^+ {0 {, _琴琴青
$ I/ N0 s8 {7 ^( M19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ; F! q' N5 J8 ]$ {( ^% f
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ! k6 L0 _' f: T' j! t
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 3 z3 [0 F6 J2 v7 u! w) s0 Q; r! f
蠢蠢欲動 。 . O5 O- d4 n- S  m% w  |! E# Y% Z5 T
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 . Y/ R. p& @0 Q
人山人海 。
; z- B# a$ |/ e- \9 E+ _/ r22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 * \) U; E9 M# z! l: z
你算老幾? . ?: P" `' t0 G) t
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ; T# ]) [1 F  H" ~/ X% `+ N
你講乜鬼?
5 m0 L) K; x6 _# e' }24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 & q3 `2 U# j$ e$ @) b
我驚你有牙！
9 c5 v9 f& J- K1 k+ _25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
, a, Y- t4 ~' H% z/ v心花怒放。   ) l( y7 P7 m. z  c. X. G
Fish skin
" ]9 h9 U/ L7 d2 |5 e) C鱼皮 。 : p( k/ y! Y* s2 b6 `4 m5 C
Monster of blowing water. ! v3 x: C: I4 C* `: P, M- z
吹水怪。 $ w) V2 \% G4 t1 [- E& b: {
Face green green * J0 J: M- w1 Q0 s. i2 p
面青青。
5 H, G. p: u+ w5 ?' jYou see road carefully
8 x0 I9 k. E3 k2 K你小心睇路
  M! W$ S# H) A  K1 ^9 \You go to street carefully
: u, v& m6 C5 y6 @你出街小心D。 - p: \; j: r% r  F& _
Do the world
- o( C$ x! G! m$ \3 D做世界 。
! o: U3 J! o$ [( Z/ y+ d* D9 RBig tea rice
. X! v0 L+ y$ L& H! O" C大茶饭 。 6 o5 K$ V# a3 k- P; M
American chinese not enough.
7 n1 t% n' @, V$ V4 h" r4 X# e( e美中不足。 0 F) J% `* l4 y
King eight egg. # O! t" g# o& ], n8 B; D1 g9 m# M% y
王八蛋
3 q/ K4 X* _- R; A' A, yHigh hand. ' z) ]: B1 ^, S* t; b  @" x1 }$ Y- @
高手 % c6 N* r" Q0 K6 j
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Old dot. , c  T0 O( b; D3 [4 }( h4 I
老点
6 [4 k' C6 q' X) ~One old water
5 e* e0 j* K: d) S一旧水
/ [" l; c' |; H7 OI know your mouse. " t; p8 A: [# \) v
我识你老鼠！ : y; Y& [: |; S; n' v
Measure water/Pound water.
1 v# H) @6 J8 S磅水 ' f& E' h& [; y4 Q* }  @$ n
A dragon service.
5 h% g% P- Z* b7 o: v一条龙服务
& F9 g: V5 n& ]Pump water. " H/ D- y( {! a; w
****
% `+ ?; H( j7 V. ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : a. S$ T/ Y9 i  C8 ?9 T3 R
我吹鸡打你班友。 2 j7 Y% e& |, S
You jump building.
/ w6 h4 @& z: I; ?' h你跳楼啦。 + Q" c% Y9 t0 Z6 P7 N
You come back home and eat banana
; K. C7 b6 I. w3 V& U. ]( Z你返屋企食蕉啦 8 b! |/ ?& v( F, j
I give you a hair. 0 C* P1 R* L: D  a9 c. t5 `
我俾条毛你ar!
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+ _7 }8 r1 s4 ^) GCollect skin
2 ~; `8 ?& [: q5 R+ X2 N0 j7 |, x- w收皮 ) s2 h- h, ?* P
Collect father
8 _* S4 t. t$ M" e收爹
& Y% G: t' _" _6 }' ZYou give me collect father. / q6 n' X% j- o: M! @+ e2 ?. y4 V
你同我收爹！
7 V: u1 t8 z* |7 L) T: ELaugh die me. , P5 T: v# ^, }+ U% \) j
笑死我。 6 D6 @0 j# H9 L1 ~* @
You give me stop.
/ z) R# s7 i2 @5 x你同我企系度。
1 A7 Y6 u. Z( Q: ]) C6 nEight woman 9 I2 P$ R6 l7 s7 ^: C7 `
八婆
% q$ Z. ]/ X9 [% I2 g2 v& i0 AEight woman,you are good! " c/ q. U, J; D. O* X
八婆，你好o野!
) }8 \' a( x6 b: z% [What the spring do you do? 9 S8 g- B7 q& e: M5 J* V
你搞乜春啊? ; P) ?7 e1 @; ^. q  U
A dog of eating dung $ o/ W0 x# |& T& l
食屎狗 - k  z! P  A, ]8 d7 I# ?1 O
A ghost of ass
4 w8 k' V+ _. l% T屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) ]3 n* Q* `3 `' C. m0 ^都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

- X. }& b0 v8 @; F0 M

! {& u* R2 y  ~, A/ Ptotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" {+ l) A! z6 |- J4 e0 jthis is not hong kong style english.....; ^  _0 m, R3 j% V% a
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... X  J4 m2 O9 I5 S
i've already ban this shit...
5 x: D, I3 V) g% ?don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.