香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. # s- M" A  a) L- v4 P
甘多人死，唔见你死。 7 u; p- S# ?) a0 I
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) M7 Q1 Q6 ^: j, c) q( b
你教我以后点出嚟行?
4 }& T$ d: l% n5 ~1 U( Y3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - \- c' y1 B( f( l3 v
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 3 W9 i" R- a) A* \8 V. i# C
4 "I saw a pork chop"
9 n6 L7 k* \4 H, a我见到件猪扒啊。
/ T8 W9 R" k( c7 n5 e5 Are you road?
5 `# P1 e- r# B0 C你系咪路啊？
  n: C5 o$ b% x1 b; ?6 What the water are you? # g2 {# J/ q! a1 \6 k- D5 ~
你系乜水啊？ # c3 M  p' u9 V
7 Do you big me? $ W( T& a6 Q7 n6 Y0 U# E" I7 O( [) X2 c
你大我啊？
2 q3 {( L5 B3 B4 I7 o8 Zebra chops people.
4 x, Q. X; m. k: Y7 r+ ~# K班马劈友。
, F. T" I0 Y) y7 C% _+ k9 e) p" p9 The king of the cutting girl.
% F* u( ?+ w" |2 @; S# _, C* ~+ x; l界女王。
8 `1 a; Z+ ?- P10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 c/ T2 e: [4 J2 t6 @批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + D/ R. [3 V8 A! g  D! J
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
" ]/ m- Z3 ?) }5 b' n, b你当我无到？
; @" A9 u9 t9 s& o0 O12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   \% \" r' s  w$ G; F9 m) g2 x
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
7 |' ?6 W1 Q& `$ |% D" p13 Today I was very black son.
# E3 y7 H2 X: j' O: S; D. R- j今日我好黑仔。
6 h  m, p/ t. d, `6 b+ o14 I am wearing grass. 1 C0 ^; N" P! d$ V) C( P
我着紧草。 ( [( J' p' ]3 X$ {
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 7 b% s9 j: v( U- N" _0 ]
你未够班同我讲数！
3 D& M8 F# ?& {  V( a9 [6 [16 Two beat six.
. q# k* C( S+ u7 w  }: I$ N二打六 6 p8 j. W, V, \7 y0 f2 T! V
17 Two five son. , a: ]% O5 D1 l- \4 _
二五仔 3 w8 u1 o% m( N( G- B
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 & r* _0 p* r8 {- R
琴琴青 # {1 @  j+ i  V; s
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ( o, ?8 Q: n" z+ g
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 1 c; O7 I1 J+ ?5 n7 o
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 $ n! P) J% a. d- ~9 A
蠢蠢欲動 。 # ]0 l3 d+ p" A( o8 R2 I: _% a
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 1 {" J  D! \) g& E9 F- Y
人山人海 。
. h+ F4 Y/ S! W5 X1 k% y! ~22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ! [" y) O% O! y6 H
你算老幾? 1 x# ?4 X3 ~$ B" N! M$ I
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
" J( F( Y( \1 C* ^5 ?你講乜鬼? $ T5 N0 [! h3 x
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 - E8 Q/ Y1 ~( b+ L5 a1 H1 P
我驚你有牙！ % F7 O7 Y# Z" f" r: {
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 , [7 D" H% H6 @. ^, Q0 G8 V6 T' t- l
心花怒放。   
: l! t: q* j) D" P1 Y4 \1 Q3 {: GFish skin
" ~0 L& W( o& D+ @5 j6 @( i* Z鱼皮 。
" f1 j- `7 N; H- Z- a$ d' r7 f3 c' \Monster of blowing water. ( @3 o; n- h9 f8 M
吹水怪。 5 c" _. A* j' s5 h% C$ L6 d
Face green green
$ B) e' e1 N1 E( N: I+ A( s面青青。
. J, I! o$ S- ?0 b1 dYou see road carefully ; p; ]& P* s4 _6 [
你小心睇路
' J6 R% Q# i# a% ~6 lYou go to street carefully 2 N( Q- x2 d) r- g! R
你出街小心D。 + i7 o0 ^1 Q6 {2 i- S, `; \7 ?
Do the world   o. e# `# B" m
做世界 。
0 A! H+ q& A% eBig tea rice   {9 P1 c4 |' o: j9 d
大茶饭 。
5 Q. d3 g( C7 [5 a0 Q3 N; w! @American chinese not enough. 9 W9 E9 V' h6 Y$ H! [& ?
美中不足。 4 ?7 o2 }% T1 D3 Q4 O* e6 o
King eight egg. * \8 d$ T. S, N. D: M. S. A
王八蛋
+ z  e1 S. E) }* h; p' `0 w9 BHigh hand.
" X" @3 C: T9 i0 ^9 L0 u% i, a4 A+ j2 T高手
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* c- X1 `+ M+ y( _$ |Old dot.
+ d" E! D9 g( I# d& I9 Y' ?老点
) \7 i$ h: c8 i( ~, y* _5 }9 YOne old water
0 l. i8 O  K' `: A一旧水
9 Z+ [6 b$ @, o( ?& dI know your mouse.
6 i. b1 I0 S( ~8 P) m2 z; ^4 E我识你老鼠！ 9 ~; s+ M) W7 w: S
Measure water/Pound water. 2 C. c, G: x2 J" G. Q) ~
磅水
1 T( |9 K5 u5 i: }1 G5 `: fA dragon service. 3 s, ~' n) P9 D/ U" K& Y: R
一条龙服务 2 x4 B8 x' K! H* G7 M
Pump water. " d/ d! \% g9 ^8 y% j+ C) o
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 U% R0 u; H( D& {6 N5 y/ j4 D我吹鸡打你班友。   ^" I) W& j9 O. `$ y* L1 p; d
You jump building. 4 T: }+ {) R, ?! x- o
你跳楼啦。 ! E+ {' K! ]# `. C9 b
You come back home and eat banana , S; ]) Z! U8 a- @# c" N# Y2 x
你返屋企食蕉啦 ! W/ V& ^+ L! t+ Y7 u  e
I give you a hair. % f% @. _4 C) J. a1 g; e
我俾条毛你ar! ) Z* w' G# e$ G- n+ B% f# i6 L% x
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Collect skin , L8 `8 L& \8 [+ O
收皮
, c7 B- t  O5 n9 v7 \3 qCollect father
; m3 k3 J- |: {9 G# {收爹
6 w" ?& M# e4 a" ~5 z5 |You give me collect father. 6 b! L& I) p7 n
你同我收爹！
4 _& e  Q, z* h. QLaugh die me.
3 e% |. b+ u  a- ?( b笑死我。 1 U$ w; M, G5 ~1 F9 @/ ]
You give me stop.
" c/ C" u# U1 p& n你同我企系度。
+ T1 K% i! Q" ]Eight woman   q% m3 W2 O5 W, M1 ^. ^' k0 W
八婆
) u5 c  o6 @" XEight woman,you are good! & W. q# H- I$ Y3 F. W9 Y
八婆，你好o野! # s: k6 A6 q& t8 n
What the spring do you do? ( c1 |: Z7 k' O# Z8 M6 l5 ^
你搞乜春啊?
* i4 g! N" D/ d5 gA dog of eating dung
; F# a! N9 x3 @( Y8 X+ g' s% Y8 I食屎狗 ; K) k9 X; j) B* V1 E
A ghost of ass 0 n, Q4 y& s; Y
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...../ [3 G3 q9 W( x& H+ N) U
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
7 D. P: }( J* \& d8 _this is not hong kong style english.....& S: X5 q, A" A* }4 m, Y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....., ^% Q5 @2 Z; T' ~/ S
i've already ban this shit...8 \. H, C1 x4 F, n. a2 x' K
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.