香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
( w/ q- ^* ~8 N" X# c8 p7 L甘多人死，唔见你死。
( M. T' ^% f% a& H1 C+ y6 f8 U* Y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 7 m8 m( N- A/ \! b* r+ k
你教我以后点出嚟行? 2 s9 ?' T) s4 \) x! E
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. . i( |' _5 t. g
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : ?" F" R" O9 P) J  k  X# f1 k
4 "I saw a pork chop" - W  f" Y9 J8 ~
我见到件猪扒啊。 % n5 G+ ^4 f* c4 Q6 ]3 i# Z3 L
5 Are you road? ' `/ y! i0 f0 n# Y& Q
你系咪路啊？ 1 P8 ^/ O. s# H2 z3 n; ~7 P3 f2 a
6 What the water are you? / \, R$ v5 q/ @/ x: k
你系乜水啊？
! A% L* N. C; y8 M7 Do you big me? ( j8 Y3 q+ _0 R/ K  S8 ~
你大我啊？ 9 j$ j' R. g4 Q" C- d2 m) \5 y
8 Zebra chops people. 4 ]6 J' r' j% A
班马劈友。 # ?; h' V3 X8 B" D
9 The king of the cutting girl.
1 k6 L; V* U0 k# ^9 ?界女王。 : c5 S* @, D/ q6 J4 h: ]8 I* B
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 3 ]( v" J4 Y( P3 K7 F% C
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 R2 z: X- n2 [3 q% {2 `" }- N. g
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% L! C* E7 [* e' N1 ?你当我无到？
. ?, O. x) T3 L" m# h" ~  p7 ]  |12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
% }/ w" \6 \+ x. Z' |4 C/ D你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 4 k9 a  l: D# `3 ]) q2 U7 ~4 c5 a9 c
13 Today I was very black son. 0 I, C+ t2 U# f5 F: E& Q+ E5 T# W- P( `
今日我好黑仔。
0 d; \3 G% f( B( V3 Z- l14 I am wearing grass. : p: r, c' \2 U2 h, N1 d
我着紧草。   I% Q' ]! I/ k7 ?; L
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! + y$ O/ {: l# {+ k+ L
你未够班同我讲数！
; i5 F( X7 g6 u0 n7 q) g  P16 Two beat six. ) P* i. K' l  `/ @" V
二打六
) u: f; Z( u5 j; m' [8 ]! Z17 Two five son.
3 [* [+ @6 F+ A; n  W* ]2 O, Y" G. E二五仔 3 E+ H/ r5 F) T7 ~" Z/ G% M
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
/ Y- k8 P4 ~& g4 {  ^' m琴琴青
3 F! }" }+ {) P  B! S19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
8 h3 l0 d& j& F- ]我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 8 {% n( l" b0 ?0 N1 b
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# a# X+ }$ a: _7 }: K' K% u蠢蠢欲動 。
) n. Z1 @6 R% P$ V% M9 [5 ?21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ V5 ~! m! T5 C. d
人山人海 。
  U% m0 N" ?4 R. X6 ^/ x9 Y5 l' i. V22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
; F! ]; n4 l% J& \$ F9 \0 ]你算老幾? ; L; ?$ y  V6 c
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 5 ~8 ?/ a2 P* v( a  N- \  u
你講乜鬼?
: B* {) S( Y# ^- G+ c24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 , h$ [% B- O1 F/ H! w- A$ Y* H
我驚你有牙！
$ E7 I! K7 V6 |3 W) L+ k7 U( N25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
: g( x1 t5 i  g心花怒放。   
6 \7 o' e3 v. r  AFish skin
, o! Q4 @5 Q: \, u鱼皮 。
& J6 a. m- I% i0 k* q' }& f. AMonster of blowing water. % }& d% x$ W1 R: T
吹水怪。
; e  G6 A. E& M3 KFace green green 3 e. c, l; V% M
面青青。 2 }: h$ Y% k! _# v
You see road carefully ) l8 _# [+ q9 @: F/ t
你小心睇路
" `" S! M# K5 yYou go to street carefully ( N4 A- b( H. Z4 U
你出街小心D。
, ]0 z& ~' s$ T. t/ HDo the world 7 v% _& [- |) l" i2 F- l, R. X
做世界 。 4 _& y8 U! ]- a, `2 v* T
Big tea rice
! V/ y" k9 J. o1 k$ ~6 V3 X- M大茶饭 。 ) m5 b$ _/ m$ t) T
American chinese not enough. 5 o/ `1 F& Z2 M
美中不足。
& D/ E3 b* s; X. C: ^King eight egg. ( {$ ~; ?2 i* q( e4 r( i& b# T
王八蛋 - p' @+ `: I& [- D
High hand. ; N8 G6 {4 h6 g8 e5 u' J' Y1 F
高手
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Old dot. % x/ k" u1 E" I7 _! \
老点
5 e9 N! c  a5 MOne old water
$ H' f% C7 M% X; A: O一旧水
/ Q( D7 }; Y+ L  V0 m/ @$ MI know your mouse. 0 Z9 k9 E% C# v
我识你老鼠！
, U% R4 [4 p, K+ W: H+ s- [Measure water/Pound water. 8 F: B/ Y4 m% M% o, v8 {. d, ?" O3 f
磅水
$ ~: g! P4 t! U, A1 p7 s9 N7 NA dragon service. . ^, Q+ @6 ~0 X9 V8 Z# s
一条龙服务 " R2 k9 @' W7 ^: B& S
Pump water. / ~8 t4 S: z3 @
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1 |# [7 T& _$ S: L& uI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 h9 A: n; m/ ?8 r9 J; g我吹鸡打你班友。
7 W9 m% B& J- cYou jump building. / h$ m6 L. Y: Y2 c. O
你跳楼啦。 / k. t/ l  R8 N+ @, v# r; v' t* y
You come back home and eat banana
1 s* R8 e. |! h8 \" a0 t你返屋企食蕉啦 & }% U/ K, a  C% [% c' r
I give you a hair.
, O% h1 |7 e0 X) F8 J3 T+ x我俾条毛你ar!
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5 S* {" S8 s) f. _* Y# _Collect skin
: l7 G, b* H- A) F7 ~! t. Q收皮 : q" q. e/ {$ Y- c
Collect father
( j4 o* {+ {" s& \$ q0 Q  K收爹
2 K( h% N- o6 eYou give me collect father.
7 k4 k2 ~5 m3 t5 F你同我收爹！ , L3 w8 e8 J4 W8 [0 o0 E( k
Laugh die me. / \+ }: a+ F# _1 h( n3 N
笑死我。 * s: @# t8 G$ g' I, }0 ^$ \
You give me stop.
( j0 h- N" ~, g% v2 t你同我企系度。 6 }# p! o. j: Z: c. {8 [, o
Eight woman
# L+ J% c  y; d7 U( t3 s+ X  e八婆 % ]) V" ?. X% m
Eight woman,you are good!
0 z5 c' ]/ w' ?- s$ S  F八婆，你好o野!
  s/ c' ?* B; m4 t2 c# GWhat the spring do you do? 9 \8 U' A" L9 e, W% ]( {
你搞乜春啊?
, _: B5 P: v$ G  RA dog of eating dung 4 K+ m4 V3 S  J# j% X
食屎狗 $ r2 Z: _3 @7 {: Y" U" o
A ghost of ass . [. m0 q. ?. ^) E# W8 w8 v
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
7 k* ^" w1 {+ H0 D: L3 x都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' I" u' Q  q9 ]8 Y# X9 itotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
+ i  n4 e0 f  o% s2 X% I$ Pthis is not hong kong style english.....9 H/ I- k# V$ K5 P
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....( T  n. }- Q$ n- f$ H; F7 @
i've already ban this shit...
7 ~* z' }. T: [6 T" A( fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.