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1 So many people die, never see you die.
) ^* G  P5 d0 u+ s  P甘多人死,唔见你死。
. ~) G7 B, V6 y0 J2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
* z4 N/ a/ T+ K2 o9 @. Z1 {你教我以后点出嚟行?
" g  c) r3 M3 U6 c4 g3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
) l  q; w: v. t. d如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
) V) Z( z* {, c! j/ e+ A! j4 "I saw a pork chop" 5 O( i- i" g3 @0 H+ l7 H# _( ?, c% k
我见到件猪扒啊。 5 \6 [% N, I- q* F* T- C
5 Are you road?
( Y. e% M3 |8 y3 s& r8 i6 c你系咪路啊? / A5 z; F$ D: q+ ?
6 What the water are you? % L5 m) W! i( k. o. g  M% l/ ~
你系乜水啊? " n" s5 M9 k8 p  N8 X# f% z1 e
7 Do you big me? 3 S/ p7 x/ f% b& i
你大我啊? , ^. W, U8 d' |% ^: a
8 Zebra chops people. 2 [- W/ E/ B/ w& {
班马劈友。 1 W0 s/ F: r$ c
9 The king of the cutting girl. # s- k/ e' Q8 Z5 D9 Q1 i1 f) K
界女王。
" s% B. g6 I9 P) T0 o1 t  {10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % ]: d' W/ L5 d# j/ Y. X# A0 U
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 4 C& n" B. k7 M9 t6 ]$ h* ~
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + S* |, a# c+ a" Z/ Y
你当我无到? : U& w" F6 x* i% c( |/ p
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
! ]& B, @8 h. t4 f2 {6 ]8 r你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
; T$ \& U7 l7 C13 Today I was very black son. 4 O& l6 u/ c9 y$ L$ f3 |; _& i2 d
今日我好黑仔。 9 l! @# [, R: ~" z( l! B
14 I am wearing grass.
. O0 X+ i+ j" t  ^* \6 _0 N3 k/ [我着紧草。
% X8 y( H6 b; T, J15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
8 L' j- ]4 V. |* h' P你未够班同我讲数! * Q) @" R4 o3 q+ {$ q+ q7 o5 C% L# N
16 Two beat six. + Z5 I+ ]5 B& |
二打六
6 L0 z+ y1 Y. A: ]% ?. O  d6 Y17 Two five son.
/ V/ ?3 H; p5 }" Q% o! J二五仔
4 [. K& _  n0 K, B18 Piano piano green.           * [; D+ l5 `0 G7 l* c* }  B
琴琴青
& m2 f# D3 x: M$ h0 b' ^& Z/ S  Y19 I give you some colour to see see.     
" ]2 L% |; ^! q, e我俾D顏色你睇睇! 3 w- F& S0 v9 E8 h1 l, I$ P
20 Stupid stupid want to move .      / n7 L2 {  ]7 `* I
蠢蠢欲動 。 # u" `+ U' e* ]1 U+ T$ B# P) O3 c# ~2 y
21 People mountain people sea .    
& }6 Z9 Z8 T2 M7 Y0 S/ Q/ a2 Z人山人海 。
# g5 s/ i3 M  p2 g0 w# A) [22 How senior are you?          7 N6 [7 y2 ^1 M; R5 H8 g! q4 ^1 ~2 u* o
你算老幾?
) w! z2 l, m$ t$ t6 V) N+ N/ ?23 What the ghost are you talk?     : t( W# h& g. ?. p) n9 U. _: c  M* L" O
你講乜鬼?
+ P8 D2 h1 `& f; J7 @; \& M24 I fear that you have teeth.          0 _# S# \9 R2 F! q
我驚你有牙! 1 o# @7 m5 r- s6 [6 l( ?8 y  q1 t
25 Heart flower angry open.      
. k5 q; p) Y3 ]% _. H% S0 S心花怒放。   
+ Y9 A  e8 V' O' S) D' WFish skin 8 C2 `1 V# i# b7 E' E1 ?( k' `
鱼皮 。
, d1 z+ B% U$ {7 V& L/ B  ^" DMonster of blowing water. 3 ~. m% N( o) Y' s
吹水怪。
* p& M/ Y, \+ L- }+ z% U3 D4 f; ~Face green green
9 r+ C5 X( H3 h9 [面青青。
' V5 i6 j% u: f5 s1 z! Q* rYou see road carefully
1 u% H% @# f  |  n$ |: h9 C1 E+ H你小心睇路 % t& q# f; f( Y
You go to street carefully
5 g4 W$ ]6 q2 q2 }$ K1 p9 n* G3 j你出街小心D。 , y1 p( ^% t7 ?# q: n0 M% V
Do the world
- Z7 o& j: `* {做世界 。   c3 R9 z: t- c& \9 z0 w
Big tea rice
9 F& {) d& N" n( Q: u大茶饭 。
. q5 }( v  r! c. M( OAmerican chinese not enough.
- U- T; M0 q6 g- {2 s! s0 l0 b+ C美中不足。
: @$ z; h) K, W* d1 V: |% AKing eight egg.
3 E4 D$ Y) E2 Y! F0 j/ ?王八蛋
3 T- ]5 O2 R! M4 f: VHigh hand.
* h5 J' q: ~. N( q7 d高手 ! x4 b* z  e. @* `/ z" c

6 d3 m! f1 u1 @( N1 Q4 h% ?Old dot. 8 U# v' w$ W0 w: P7 y: D! H  q6 [; ]
老点 : U6 p- f( E0 ?
One old water
3 ~  H/ |; }3 u4 e' ~一旧水 + a( g& X6 Z( y% P- K3 f
I know your mouse. 8 P4 i# J1 S7 i" z
我识你老鼠! : u  C4 j( C! r& s! O4 J# v
Measure water/Pound water. 5 ^: ^8 k, W  v: {4 F  B$ G
磅水 " P5 H6 g& \1 ], s$ ~  G
A dragon service.
1 G8 p2 F% ]3 |6 p1 g. a一条龙服务 & P* S" T+ u  U0 z% j
Pump water. * k( v# Y3 F. ^  l
**** : b7 Z: O# U9 l4 V' U
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' |- X' o3 k% m. R; }" }8 f我吹鸡打你班友。
# A" q) S' Q( c  TYou jump building.
% a- P0 y9 ]4 L/ g, t. j3 A% Q你跳楼啦。 8 l# s2 L" s7 z) I) X
You come back home and eat banana 2 u  K0 b  C& D4 L/ _, K! ?- @; {
你返屋企食蕉啦 ' z% p" Q3 k& Z  W( s
I give you a hair. 8 g" W& {  R* E! k# z
我俾条毛你ar!
5 {1 Q- E4 W" h# h
( y. s1 b  U% w) j5 `; a/ MCollect skin
0 ?) w* K1 A/ s: D6 S收皮 % l! A1 L0 D' _' _% @6 Z  S
Collect father ' I8 O" a. N) w- I0 J; A
收爹
* j# m7 B( _* s4 rYou give me collect father.
* O4 }3 g$ i, k# m) S你同我收爹!
3 v' I, s  t% ~3 pLaugh die me.
2 g  y5 D4 T/ |* h笑死我。
! q1 M6 N' Y7 t, [You give me stop.
* ?8 D5 b9 q/ m# [1 P2 H你同我企系度。 9 V: u/ h( M- F; N
Eight woman ( U$ W9 V* S) l4 V" i
八婆
" p! E3 W. d! FEight woman,you are good!
, W" B$ u7 B+ |( P7 u# d: i八婆,你好o野!
" N# V# u+ \7 ^8 @$ I* {2 BWhat the spring do you do? 6 _: `8 d3 m7 i- N/ F
你搞乜春啊? ( o0 H% v$ N( z1 J0 t% L
A dog of eating dung ! _: Z" i% m) n7 E8 Z
食屎狗
) `) n3 t- m/ u" T* tA ghost of ass
7 V7 M  s7 @0 u$ D屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
7 ]# V2 ?! S- k0 O% e7 J3 I- w* r都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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, m* o0 z! j0 X" M$ `totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......0 q1 ]7 d& i+ c+ _/ A& N
this is not hong kong style english.....
9 u0 W* z6 j6 Lthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

! Y- X& @. m% G2 G/ C5 li've already ban this shit.../ w0 o7 C7 D0 T! i8 A
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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