香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
( f# F' {) ^2 _0 Y: }( m- y甘多人死，唔见你死。 8 B1 W1 h& \: K7 n8 ~
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
8 K& t8 B# v8 J  K' {7 |9 E( s6 F4 j' j6 T你教我以后点出嚟行?
# ?9 m+ E( g  V! c( ~3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
1 ]" _3 k$ q) r如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 2 F$ u4 }; U# M$ A1 @$ d
4 "I saw a pork chop" 6 a6 H  h  u, U7 B3 x
我见到件猪扒啊。 ( x  Y4 d. b3 w7 O- q
5 Are you road? ; g6 y% q) z, l( a7 N+ \8 t* \
你系咪路啊？
3 s; y9 N  T: g+ \6 L2 u6 What the water are you? / c! h  d; g) W" c
你系乜水啊？
5 t" ?, g* F; X  A' U7 X3 w7 Do you big me?
2 \+ i& o' h6 ?9 ]" Q. D& y你大我啊？
7 D+ E+ z! d3 G' Y8 Zebra chops people. - j" Z( ^- y' q+ N: X7 {" z
班马劈友。 8 x. J" G& L6 ?) o& A( R' ^
9 The king of the cutting girl.
# f8 B" I/ j) N- y( u/ C  c界女王。
& [; b* m1 ]3 r" K10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 0 x" U' B( I! B* c
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
2 h6 a% j5 ?& o5 d0 u11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 J& [# K8 `7 l: R; S/ W) U3 b你当我无到？ 4 |9 h1 ?# w1 |) d: V) y* A
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 4 W: s" r7 f( S
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
9 n& H- O1 T# v4 h13 Today I was very black son. ( V$ A* c* N  X# D1 A5 c
今日我好黑仔。
0 X' F5 A& A: k( a) q2 @/ f14 I am wearing grass.
: X+ s4 ^1 b3 Z4 E- ?% A6 N6 P我着紧草。
5 n2 X+ ?6 e" ?- o$ ]- F" n  c9 e15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
6 K( K' Z2 n4 D5 j, S你未够班同我讲数！
# T! Z! U+ f% @; a6 [8 e% g% N16 Two beat six. 2 |5 h) G6 i" j7 N5 b6 |
二打六
! E; _+ j% x+ G- `0 {+ g7 M17 Two five son. " M$ P0 {! V" \* S1 g
二五仔
) q5 g5 o) d! E/ y5 H18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
2 V6 \/ R( {6 z5 j& V琴琴青 2 {! A5 J/ Z/ X+ c3 _" F2 y" A
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ( j. B$ {$ N; Q: x# s6 R
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ # {7 a( T% f! w8 T; z" [3 r
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
5 k4 j5 T  X2 I- [% H' Q, W1 ^1 W蠢蠢欲動 。
8 @4 M4 r( J& @+ V3 h21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ T4 @3 _& A8 n
人山人海 。 - W. p* }6 v8 H3 \
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
* |5 t8 v% a* ^8 ~  r- Y% Q+ S你算老幾?
5 |( b) a- G; b23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 : Y8 X9 s$ g* y" |  S$ s
你講乜鬼?
3 a/ Y" S+ t4 g& l6 A$ D24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ! h1 ^  v. C) |  r8 V$ B0 K1 J
我驚你有牙！
# t) Y( T; n- s  ?25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 4 k+ Q: ~9 Z8 `$ `5 ~% T
心花怒放。   
, Z. \+ m2 p4 a& U) @) YFish skin ; E9 v" l) v; r& @. [0 ?9 O' s
鱼皮 。 - `7 j  h7 a1 a9 S' i
Monster of blowing water. 1 q2 i4 q5 j6 T, w! w: b
吹水怪。
1 D3 h3 _1 T. t0 ]: F8 x  K! }Face green green % ^" N1 W8 }0 N1 i* k& h. h6 [
面青青。
4 R5 ~* x5 c  w6 o& t8 a, L& L- yYou see road carefully
; ]: Y5 d" |7 ?( f7 e8 R2 R你小心睇路 / C  i7 a) |4 [0 [
You go to street carefully ' v3 L+ u7 g7 z
你出街小心D。 1 {0 c3 V, O' d3 I
Do the world
- e' X, p3 k/ [: \做世界 。
( |: M; m9 ^: T" V$ b3 RBig tea rice - f: l2 f% {2 _5 s7 j$ b% o
大茶饭 。
& Q$ B; \( X" ?* C1 n. YAmerican chinese not enough.
/ @( |1 `: v3 ?  a美中不足。 9 k4 C/ A1 L5 H3 S; i. a; l
King eight egg. ; x  z% o2 M4 P: R" `0 [
王八蛋
! U0 k( x5 t) j9 QHigh hand. * @7 w( m# t' @" x# @" A
高手 ! Z1 H* A& m/ d. ^7 P

( h" n9 }& f( W9 y  xOld dot. , [0 T0 u4 U* R/ ~, h
老点 - P. j9 B* E" T/ T  b, ~/ \
One old water
0 w- A& c" |! K  z" Y1 _一旧水 2 h) c( k# s' [" H
I know your mouse.
' j) ^' h. I* e1 h, Y" |我识你老鼠！ # {5 h$ p, P/ s9 b0 M
Measure water/Pound water.
3 s0 z, m+ G( c; @) N1 k: [) ~4 x磅水 1 J3 k: s5 s4 w: l4 T* ^$ V
A dragon service.
' |% A$ Q. a  a7 |一条龙服务
- R5 F, H2 O; @( [* ^Pump water.
7 E, F" r7 z$ V" c1 {) e6 ^. z9 H****
/ e/ C7 z% z6 K# V& p, E  FI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 p1 m4 g- d* g1 u我吹鸡打你班友。
& N( V# c+ r; w) {; uYou jump building. 3 m9 _$ H7 i4 x) b: V6 j
你跳楼啦。
+ |! U4 z2 X$ wYou come back home and eat banana
. z2 Z! x9 r/ E你返屋企食蕉啦 8 d. K. s9 V' {! M, F3 _; z
I give you a hair.
! l: x* W" Q: k% E8 ~我俾条毛你ar! : \* [7 Y5 h) f2 k+ X: F

, y+ H- O) j8 Q5 s' {Collect skin ( q( I! E3 M$ g
收皮
3 p8 K% v5 _' u2 H5 }Collect father 7 d5 J' A8 j- a3 `2 h; A3 P: I
收爹 9 S% n( P1 Y& u0 M) x8 A1 Q
You give me collect father. 0 X. D" [% i, x3 l* z
你同我收爹！ , l: _; h3 k5 ]* {" q3 E1 N/ a% X
Laugh die me. # g% t% u/ d( l3 [9 o* M
笑死我。 / \& A; q" H1 \3 w: q
You give me stop. ; u4 W5 H4 ]6 S5 X/ b5 s
你同我企系度。
; z" @$ ~5 a# j; [/ v4 [1 }, dEight woman
+ \8 s1 w9 L4 x3 N( G2 m0 u2 H. f八婆 ; H( \' |. \4 U/ t% i' k% m* c
Eight woman,you are good! % d3 e3 h; h/ _3 V- N8 z
八婆，你好o野! # O, r% b# C# y% v8 i! f
What the spring do you do? / S. _- H6 S! M( C' N
你搞乜春啊?
: }) z" V8 [$ B- n( n, pA dog of eating dung
* S6 ?6 l2 z1 K! e1 i, u食屎狗
, X2 ]% N" e' ~! qA ghost of ass
2 U4 J1 C1 C$ @屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....5 C+ M3 }) ~3 U" T, ^1 A
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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& O: p2 S+ F% Ptotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
7 u/ P! L9 e3 k  {) Cthis is not hong kong style english.....
& z$ R% x* O( f/ F, J! d' f0 ythis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
: A) S$ c5 |9 p& o2 i0 M; ai've already ban this shit...
; o' k. h( x- ^+ m1 Gdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.