香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.   {) v( ~- z5 J/ v4 g" a
甘多人死，唔见你死。
8 f* q2 x" Y. r( ]7 u2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . |/ L, w7 N; Q$ X; m+ V
你教我以后点出嚟行?
# O  M1 ^2 F( F, @( s: C: o; q3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; K' R/ \1 D+ i5 W' S如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
( M  j: A) X( u5 U' U+ R- i+ {' ^4 "I saw a pork chop" 2 M! q6 T2 ~$ @
我见到件猪扒啊。 $ \( V+ P% r, D, M4 w
5 Are you road? 4 M8 R3 M* W. R
你系咪路啊？
6 U$ I4 z8 F$ L! I4 U6 What the water are you?
" X) ?- A3 p+ N# [; X6 j1 p你系乜水啊？
+ b. C. |- O0 @$ Y  O5 S+ ^/ A7 Do you big me?
7 B. j/ X2 {' k- B0 K  X你大我啊？
8 D2 x: c; z* h/ W2 h8 Zebra chops people.
/ Q8 l* Y. l( n9 ?. F$ a8 s班马劈友。 . T8 ?" W) T+ o" X
9 The king of the cutting girl.
# j: U% t/ u6 n6 `. w6 u2 ~' l. Q界女王。
; Q! {  U" I* M, d10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 d! N0 P7 i0 l$ s  y批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 D9 p- u2 W6 Z" N# d
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? $ D5 V6 I' A% K( S( w( p
你当我无到？ 5 `3 Z0 B0 e, t8 n
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
: O. Q, ?6 t( }你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' ?' j) j1 b, n
13 Today I was very black son.
# M/ K+ S* k% h9 F4 W  M4 t今日我好黑仔。 ! L* T9 m" `+ y  X$ c* s' c0 C
14 I am wearing grass. . {) ?! E9 R, q! E# X& p7 E- B
我着紧草。
$ c1 h1 m3 F0 z, b+ W9 ^$ O, y15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  j' c9 [% |* Y, F3 Q你未够班同我讲数！
% T  E) m" M) E# e5 V16 Two beat six.
( T) j; q- O; M6 }二打六 2 I5 G8 @  ^' }5 Q! b
17 Two five son. - M' _; N4 M2 G, v
二五仔
6 w6 b: Q3 S" a% Q, q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& B5 @9 J# n3 o( q4 K/ Y4 o) M+ ^, c琴琴青 9 F! u8 W) b. x
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 & Y; T) T3 e, |( q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
0 y1 t) O2 z+ @6 c4 o: k20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
4 P1 o1 ]8 R/ U. L& K& U" y蠢蠢欲動 。
9 H$ \7 U( Z5 ~1 Q21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
2 X# v' k$ g. q6 S. e1 t7 U人山人海 。 1 |6 @2 T1 F/ E! K7 Q( h
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 % O: }  u2 W7 @+ u
你算老幾?
8 F8 J" r. y( y- G: B23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 * C3 p/ |7 A0 d3 Z0 J  M
你講乜鬼? ; ]6 n5 p% ^9 ~
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 6 s/ A2 v( {3 T5 b8 }
我驚你有牙！
7 B! D% ^8 B5 s' W25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
  \9 y- @5 e+ S+ b( k4 ~. |心花怒放。   9 m4 Q0 ?0 R! ^! ?# z; ^) ~! L) x
Fish skin
; y, ~  k) A; T. Y& T: U* [鱼皮 。 / E  c- j6 U. a" L$ D. G: U
Monster of blowing water.
& G( W% S6 w) \" O吹水怪。
; \* g7 U/ N' K# v$ VFace green green
* N& U7 f' G& t面青青。 5 W; q3 g7 ?- `! C9 H
You see road carefully
* a7 ]5 v4 j" i! O4 z- L5 Y你小心睇路 & R" S2 f8 D% w" \* q% h
You go to street carefully
+ k+ d: Z$ ]/ M3 ~" D; i3 u你出街小心D。
; q% r/ c; Q0 H4 T% WDo the world ( z- N' c. p8 [6 c7 _
做世界 。 % N, }! a- }0 i7 R
Big tea rice 7 y5 K% V! C' A* e+ d+ _) w
大茶饭 。 ! i& F" a) p$ H4 w; G6 a
American chinese not enough.
/ J( d2 W( J  S4 S; }7 N  Y美中不足。
0 {6 i& s1 }* q: j4 nKing eight egg. 8 W8 w, Z% U: P* b
王八蛋
0 J4 U1 S% v5 |  X# [$ X! n; tHigh hand.
8 {' C  u- Q) {0 z, p6 Q9 A% o0 ?高手
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3 y- R7 i& X" T/ e* Z1 \Old dot. 3 j! g% Q8 b# B. H" h4 a" w
老点
" B* X' L3 C9 X) t* G6 ]9 X7 tOne old water % a3 j& [3 J/ v3 |. E9 ]5 O
一旧水 2 Z1 g$ ^$ v3 X5 ?$ L: `$ b0 _
I know your mouse. # c. a$ N. ?" }0 m, m
我识你老鼠！ / j* v/ N0 Y. Y5 t
Measure water/Pound water.
& S3 A( d- t1 |. _: P磅水 " G; j& d: c0 \1 A+ W% i
A dragon service. ) c2 G  j6 p; T7 L  b& Y2 M1 {
一条龙服务
% t, r) L3 r! x6 v' ^) |5 D) |Pump water. 3 y' t' d8 O+ d9 |
**** : i* O% v$ U$ D4 W7 `
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
) @* m% ]1 M: N+ R! b我吹鸡打你班友。 2 `/ A6 y4 |- ]
You jump building. ! s/ w. L: i' J9 H! [
你跳楼啦。 : g% F2 P: S) ~0 |/ s' x/ Y6 N
You come back home and eat banana 7 u! V3 H9 G$ A6 u- x4 R1 A! Z; W
你返屋企食蕉啦
/ f* u  K/ M9 L* pI give you a hair. + G2 Y; W6 w4 U2 f
我俾条毛你ar! ; v( ]. _. v" g' @! d& P

( E5 S1 W3 d5 d; _Collect skin
8 k9 H+ w  k1 ?" n. J收皮
. h( Q, h9 N9 O9 ^Collect father
: k$ U$ Q5 U+ x, p' r收爹 1 q' ~( b- n  g8 Q* m$ D8 K
You give me collect father.
4 f3 [5 R$ E: U  A% S8 a6 I. X你同我收爹！ 2 U0 [0 Y7 ?; Q" w
Laugh die me.
" c8 g  T! K- M* O  L笑死我。 , b2 v9 }5 R3 c& v3 W
You give me stop. % X7 z: G) f) E7 v) E7 L/ l
你同我企系度。 $ x' @6 t% D2 G$ m# h( R, U7 ~
Eight woman # Q( C+ O7 T1 V0 ^$ w
八婆
# }' Z+ a1 j) q1 uEight woman,you are good!
. {2 l3 _+ ~0 Y8 N" G% r八婆，你好o野!
. ?1 r8 W  W* Q% b  Z1 T% RWhat the spring do you do? % ^$ d6 H( _! m) g( O+ m: U& l
你搞乜春啊?
. m/ `! e. }0 x/ P2 }5 gA dog of eating dung
9 J5 o7 N: T1 s食屎狗
8 P1 j$ R: n+ S! B( Q  JA ghost of ass 8 E& d( \7 S1 f8 A1 d7 j# f; }
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
% i# Y; G% Q& ~, l4 y' R都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

; C, J+ y& P5 W% y% p4 Q+ P) k( [9 ^( t- m, e% E& M$ i1 K. ~5 Y! ~2 L
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
! I" R% H) I6 x* Hthis is not hong kong style english.....- o! @8 e/ h5 q; v
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
8 g, Z4 b3 y: F1 e" ~# zi've already ban this shit...# n& l! }; |3 n. W" M8 K
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.