香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 c! K& k  w& S2 v) d7 k9 N0 d甘多人死，唔见你死。
: c; X( P+ D7 j2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
" x* ^9 h( J' o% K! m+ b/ ^8 M+ k4 K你教我以后点出嚟行? + Q3 U- @. j" V; o4 {$ _
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( y  {! b2 u4 k
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 * k0 s: a. |! H
4 "I saw a pork chop" ) r2 O2 I0 N) B0 N( K* ?
我见到件猪扒啊。 9 K3 }8 w9 Z2 U+ d; E; J9 Q# F
5 Are you road?
6 p. a7 B. }+ ^你系咪路啊？ ' l$ M7 H+ x: m
6 What the water are you?
$ ~" }; }4 C" a7 }6 w" u7 f你系乜水啊？ , M, P7 i' V: I3 n6 w
7 Do you big me? * H; m: m' \' d! I& O
你大我啊？ 1 U* N% H+ s* S
8 Zebra chops people. ! Q  p* a8 C: n; X! m1 j& B+ B' M
班马劈友。 ! k3 U/ Y* {; r( _4 a
9 The king of the cutting girl.   a; J2 g8 o* g# K8 c
界女王。
; i4 W5 G. g2 d* ]* V: f- |10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 4 `4 P8 A& u9 }4 ]8 e0 y
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
0 x- e" y4 V* Q$ x- j. Y  A11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . k) M+ q/ M/ {, q- v! R, `8 d  E
你当我无到？ / _9 r% }) i1 D+ b
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
! I' Q' _+ c0 ^8 i; [3 _你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
0 ^* w1 O2 H5 ~$ h13 Today I was very black son. ; t- T: X6 f+ V; B& N$ w) O; M
今日我好黑仔。 # B. k) G2 u# Z  p0 a* j/ @
14 I am wearing grass.
7 r# J& V& n, Z7 J) F我着紧草。
; E; g1 [9 {, k6 V9 P15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 V1 E5 z+ m9 x
你未够班同我讲数！ 8 D- B# l5 _; P
16 Two beat six. ) V5 L: n" e2 D2 R
二打六
8 p( `! }0 O5 W- E17 Two five son.
! `0 u( T: r1 g, C2 U. i3 o( B二五仔
$ F' L/ v! e) e18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ! {/ Z8 V1 W7 H+ s5 s) K5 x
琴琴青
- i$ K9 f' V9 D# p19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ! c3 [( R5 n1 `. i7 {7 F
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) K4 h: X" @* W2 y5 a1 |
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 " I; q9 n' Z+ r: A6 }
蠢蠢欲動 。 4 k/ S. J; D. U) s! ?
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
' A! i! i' R) c" M  g# G人山人海 。
! J  N9 p, Z' w/ n22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
! R( a3 \" m. ^/ y; c1 x你算老幾?
" B* m7 s3 ]2 W, U7 i23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
; H) e2 i" L; c& G# Q你講乜鬼?
3 o- s$ Y0 O: D8 x' I1 l1 a24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 . ]; S6 F8 M: @
我驚你有牙！   y, W2 t4 W$ {5 ^" f
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 8 d# ^8 i# A0 b3 B$ y
心花怒放。   0 c$ P1 h) k" V- [, g
Fish skin
$ f# W# p) i6 M  C鱼皮 。
* ]; v' P" U) e* FMonster of blowing water.
7 t& T; G1 j& I# L- @+ r! Y吹水怪。
! U" \: u  K1 p8 k3 hFace green green ! y" }1 |+ G6 S1 h# N4 }
面青青。 : l( z# L  R; Z7 D8 K3 R. K, _
You see road carefully
+ ^, \9 [/ u. m+ `你小心睇路 1 d9 [. v5 |. l& w
You go to street carefully
3 a- K: E1 Z* h/ `: g% }1 z你出街小心D。 ) |0 l, K/ g0 t9 p/ o
Do the world
# e' t; ?) m) g8 r3 U做世界 。
4 n1 U7 Y# C8 q7 \Big tea rice
* y* Y9 S) ~7 `大茶饭 。 5 I* z) D6 k( A! K) w, w- Y
American chinese not enough.
8 E0 K7 b0 h  v* `& P美中不足。 : V5 M" f9 ]! n  b. p+ Q2 S1 o# r
King eight egg.
( }. r' r0 K7 {( A3 W4 l王八蛋 # z/ s/ m" t3 F  h7 P3 H
High hand.
6 o! O3 V7 \5 _5 q! J高手 8 Z! r9 E9 R0 s! M5 q) P" J

6 z  Y3 i0 H/ k6 QOld dot. , V& f9 F, a7 l4 q4 e
老点
2 A6 k* N' F0 B. UOne old water 2 Q7 j; `2 j, P, z8 C$ y3 Y
一旧水
+ N) r8 ~7 u$ e7 ~9 l' J+ MI know your mouse. + F5 R$ N" r" p2 ]! ^$ Y
我识你老鼠！ * _8 l  A/ y& f" m; N
Measure water/Pound water.
  A  q; X/ P% `( y0 _) I( d) n  f磅水 6 y/ C5 d. \, ]6 h) U0 h
A dragon service.
" W2 {" I* _4 e# ^4 o+ M! y一条龙服务
$ }8 F) A2 y% H8 F, TPump water. 9 Q) R0 ?( V( \
****
$ W3 J9 v  j+ W/ nI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 Z, o5 M6 _! U+ \/ ]+ z! ?& w) m
我吹鸡打你班友。
; ?3 z4 Q: N. YYou jump building. 5 S8 ~1 @, {2 O& ]7 V7 T
你跳楼啦。
0 ?1 t( h& Z% |8 g$ S: `3 R! p1 gYou come back home and eat banana * R( g! G* s8 D; M0 A: q
你返屋企食蕉啦 ! r% i7 Y& W. a% |( q
I give you a hair.
, c5 u$ J; K7 d0 X. ?% w3 s我俾条毛你ar! " B# n% ~5 O+ D5 C

2 f5 ~) z2 l2 ^2 i& ]- TCollect skin 5 Z' P' ?8 U* l" W
收皮
1 o( D, S% I% P4 Q4 R# M* YCollect father 3 N" m7 g  c6 C7 V+ e1 G
收爹
5 A  D! A( D+ Q0 X  EYou give me collect father.
" s+ g- A- K5 L2 K0 G7 Y  U" _你同我收爹！
4 C( p8 {+ @- W1 e* j: OLaugh die me.
( l/ M3 H5 O4 a7 O; O笑死我。
% V4 W0 B; Q) s1 L) `1 L  FYou give me stop. ) {; _3 a/ q( r' p; ]3 d, ?
你同我企系度。 7 f# x' W% R) Q% v" ^' G
Eight woman . U# y% M7 Q2 b3 d- m& I1 B9 o
八婆 ) ?! I  z# S+ i, j9 z  v
Eight woman,you are good! 6 I- {" u1 O( i- i! K7 M  T
八婆，你好o野! 6 ?  q) }; E7 K+ U
What the spring do you do? + p" ~8 C3 L, m4 I5 |) b0 Y
你搞乜春啊? % ]8 B# h; r1 R' e
A dog of eating dung 4 l* W: E- G* W# f( U& J
食屎狗 ; x' {! ?% ?& y& z' a
A ghost of ass - [4 O6 S- C3 v  U+ W3 l
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
2 U/ E+ t$ g0 f; l, J4 h8 x7 ?  z1 |1 ^8 C都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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8 [0 x( h# r) [' htotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......+ f) b& B9 [" R8 K
this is not hong kong style english.....
7 [) V' Z4 b$ Y3 }this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....6 n0 O, U1 c9 Y( b9 \% u
i've already ban this shit...1 y3 s: ^, r* ^3 Q
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.