香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 a) D% @  H# A7 G( Q甘多人死，唔见你死。
+ r* ~/ C* d4 g# r# I, [7 A$ S2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
2 O0 m( }8 @0 D/ I) V, D* o你教我以后点出嚟行? 7 j  v3 o8 C, P, }  z8 `9 g
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - I! O7 @9 T8 U# q
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & z# B4 ?/ C: v
4 "I saw a pork chop"
) ?7 ^8 i* }. c, J+ M我见到件猪扒啊。
& v8 c1 ~8 A  f% K+ {% n$ I1 S, S5 Are you road? . M- p! H( A' x' N: H  a# B% _( t
你系咪路啊？ ' d! }$ z& {1 a  r% K2 U& v
6 What the water are you? - X2 N6 z& }% ?; Q7 m; f/ V
你系乜水啊？
) r" y& F& c$ s  b' t! k7 Do you big me?
" X1 E; A, B1 r你大我啊？ 9 G- \; C! ^/ @8 e: K
8 Zebra chops people.
" g6 [9 {8 [5 n  M5 W班马劈友。 8 l) q" O! o7 @# S& R
9 The king of the cutting girl.
# p) ]# l4 J2 r- T界女王。 3 M9 c, c  _7 X+ H# `
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
: p( v5 I8 _* n$ Y# j5 i批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; ^9 y- L# ]# X; s# n1 {11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 k3 m, z( k: A. ~" D
你当我无到？
, l/ J( P& G. [. Z, _$ K6 t12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
2 i8 i" R% j! Q( d. o你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
# f" ^; i6 |, I7 ^2 Q2 d13 Today I was very black son.
' L. g) G: {3 N! u; y5 b今日我好黑仔。 . _. p: d$ i8 Y9 ^0 k; c
14 I am wearing grass.
' G5 V3 J' b* h- @我着紧草。
: Z+ X, H4 h- W* Q15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  h" q7 @, L/ j. X. M! l你未够班同我讲数！
4 p8 `, ?# C. d; L  {16 Two beat six.
" ?) s) [0 s+ P. M1 |6 q8 ?二打六 0 B" y! l: l' _; g+ U
17 Two five son.
  |6 C' }; j# c# z) J( ?3 U二五仔 6 J- T0 q/ Q6 {. J2 @/ E. Q# g
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 1 X2 k. }& Y! u$ W
琴琴青 8 [) `& Y$ |6 n: @% P
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 * s' F/ ^# S9 a' F7 S6 h- l# h
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 5 Y# I6 w. @3 p! H( I5 p2 g- ]: c
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 $ Y7 P2 N2 ~! f+ g
蠢蠢欲動 。 ; l* ?- _+ b, k$ D5 a; X2 e( ^
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 3 Y' @: I+ G9 G
人山人海 。 $ a0 E; N( u5 O  B  e
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 H6 H7 h1 ~" V0 E2 C6 r你算老幾? ! v' U' P/ j- m' u
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ) Z6 v+ Q7 W( I4 r1 J8 H
你講乜鬼?
1 h% B+ a4 k: S9 `# h& ?4 \2 w! q24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
: |( |) |" {' j- M4 o1 {/ \( T2 |我驚你有牙！ 3 b3 ^* [, d5 q1 p& N/ Q
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ) n4 q; @& X6 T' |- v' `9 d
心花怒放。   7 c" _2 O# O* P& f* K
Fish skin : ]7 r; m) U! Y& F9 @
鱼皮 。 - |9 R7 a1 w  `* b8 E1 a+ P
Monster of blowing water.
5 F$ F& }1 X) Z* q: D0 a8 o) E# ^; X吹水怪。
$ v1 B- g" e- A) ~( J1 BFace green green 7 o) K: r# J6 Y5 M2 B4 l
面青青。 5 {1 S- D. r6 b
You see road carefully
  H5 Y$ U+ Z: s2 _你小心睇路 ! k, J. T$ X6 C; ?6 ^
You go to street carefully
, L$ c# _5 C5 o- @  h: Q+ f你出街小心D。
0 U0 ~0 D" V5 k( RDo the world 7 ~- N# `" f1 \  m1 `, X0 j  u+ \" F
做世界 。 % @6 e8 q9 @$ i' W" S
Big tea rice 1 H7 r7 Z& _( K" s6 J
大茶饭 。
1 Q) n5 W) C* T( \3 a) l% oAmerican chinese not enough.
' x! I2 h. l9 G0 ?1 S) r美中不足。
& R8 S  c, G( u( d$ A2 NKing eight egg. $ ]) H; e% G. U2 e6 h
王八蛋 $ {7 r0 r# o& v$ r
High hand. 4 V. u9 Y" ^" l
高手 3 i, N3 V9 w: a0 B0 m

# x$ P3 M6 X  c; q7 FOld dot.
9 L8 }9 s. Q' L. b* v! S4 s老点 ) @3 _* Z( q' A2 z  Q7 p* [
One old water
' N0 d4 V0 {5 F: }& `0 }# t% |一旧水 - `' u, @' X) u5 h% D& h! ~; _
I know your mouse.
3 G! y* S8 S; `% N( q+ \; T我识你老鼠！ + }- f' D; j3 _& O8 [8 h/ A
Measure water/Pound water.
4 ~2 |  Y7 b  L/ I5 u1 e2 E; u' k1 A磅水
2 V1 C; s+ ^. D8 ~  UA dragon service.
; Y( C. e! `/ ?7 m; J一条龙服务 / V, z6 {, B1 L- ~* g8 G
Pump water.
$ X: v# {) R! X0 y! N7 b****
4 g, t+ U+ S+ r; b; T  }# iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) }" `$ J( Z8 ~+ t$ y0 d! v
我吹鸡打你班友。
( {, j) K3 I# M  o/ E; F" J) Y/ ?, mYou jump building. 6 x" D# _* d$ r4 R" B8 t# j
你跳楼啦。
, P2 y) y3 ^. Z* g* A+ }9 ~You come back home and eat banana
9 O! L- U+ O, a1 z& Z( y% u$ D你返屋企食蕉啦 . h- E  \' ~$ C( }* t) ^9 ]
I give you a hair. 6 X. q  I% \7 e
我俾条毛你ar!
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+ o2 j  `  {; `6 v) R- SCollect skin ' a- ?6 `4 p* R
收皮
) g2 N6 c+ N' x9 V, ?# a3 NCollect father
! a4 p: o( K. @% U$ l5 a收爹
5 e# o. h( c! i8 A6 o1 _8 xYou give me collect father. % s5 o- o! q8 d& r! _0 j4 ~% N
你同我收爹！ # z  b& C& }* U! {! d6 J& f- ^
Laugh die me.
* J( Q$ x$ f& P3 I7 v4 J7 ~笑死我。 / a% O9 a. \: ^' C6 U
You give me stop.
$ A) r, h+ K& t  l+ {/ n8 m你同我企系度。 . C  v* T$ {4 D( l5 T$ M2 d
Eight woman . \+ g1 s8 U$ s3 N+ R
八婆 ! B. U- x) K$ \: {& u
Eight woman,you are good!
% W0 v! B- ]" m八婆，你好o野!   e, Y( r! o2 Z6 ~! F  X) v
What the spring do you do? - I5 ~" Q, L* f
你搞乜春啊? & C* |& u, v& d! f! n
A dog of eating dung
! W( l: s) K* L7 q& Q: i食屎狗 ( W  M* \4 J8 |) O! K
A ghost of ass . I% C  S8 A; g/ T" e+ G
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
0 ^1 t  ^: Y5 V都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' C" L$ ]6 u$ C- utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......% ?- v8 ?5 ^) k3 A( W0 O
this is not hong kong style english.....8 `! S. b) y) l" m& v
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 b, D$ H" a/ |6 `9 n
i've already ban this shit..., o  f; Q& B, ?  J" A/ W/ r3 N2 u
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.