香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) Z9 T: c" }5 r7 a7 k) j
甘多人死，唔见你死。
/ H; _! ]- ^+ I& u2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
& {' Z' A% I4 I你教我以后点出嚟行? . L6 d4 I+ q- x5 \6 A
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
2 ?" \5 M& x# g- }9 n如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 * |8 M6 W1 H6 P  f
4 "I saw a pork chop"
! Q* C' N7 x) ]7 b; j我见到件猪扒啊。 % c: Y4 a6 W" S& h* X8 ?+ L6 w; o
5 Are you road?
4 n0 H/ ~; k- c; z! A7 b你系咪路啊？ , b$ }& W. {) O
6 What the water are you? * y  D, K4 K3 m# I, L- U% u( F( {  D
你系乜水啊？
+ K# n8 p, e, _( h5 T8 i1 K7 Do you big me? 6 t$ }/ A* M4 ?8 _  R
你大我啊？
4 `$ Q- `4 ]1 O  P' `- d) h8 Zebra chops people.
9 T2 {+ i& Y3 e4 o, W班马劈友。   ^# f+ z  W  u
9 The king of the cutting girl.
. D$ P0 r" ?7 ^* h: C界女王。 / j1 j4 b9 p2 z4 I* T2 r9 V
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
4 d. j8 W. ~( u/ z: y批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; v; t+ ~0 r& S3 ]* p5 N
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 6 {9 K6 a6 x: h; w7 H9 y
你当我无到？
: f: _( k* m( V) n12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 n1 o, t  I! I( Y9 z( q
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 6 @# T9 W( x( N& x. M1 t! B8 L
13 Today I was very black son. 8 E2 m( e0 _1 h2 B2 y3 K
今日我好黑仔。
1 b' P& c+ }3 t# e14 I am wearing grass.
- l# M0 ~7 I8 S* m2 r7 ?) P我着紧草。
! n' w' p! s1 M) r+ P" T$ q15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
% S# X* D0 n6 k" r你未够班同我讲数！ 7 h% o5 F9 R) p4 C7 v! @- j
16 Two beat six. / n! `$ |. `$ ~1 T, B- U6 X
二打六
9 Z' A, P3 ~5 v, x' m$ R, |2 W+ J4 B17 Two five son. * b9 t' z: g* N* E
二五仔 8 r5 ~& S) @1 O7 y- _, u* U: M2 P
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " y1 `/ `- n& r. f0 V, a& C4 Q2 Q/ e
琴琴青
/ q0 [; \9 n4 E: }19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
. @( Q/ Q3 ]- J3 H5 |我俾D顏色你睇睇！ . ]( F) x& W& E( r
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
( P# y4 r  b# T9 n蠢蠢欲動 。 : {  j6 U" F6 R* U
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 : U+ G8 L: M+ C( e4 e9 h( D$ e
人山人海 。
! `! M. q! Z6 ~, m22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 - r9 n0 j. j3 u4 b. P- q' p/ l9 D1 s
你算老幾?   _& o' Y; J1 p/ ~1 D
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 2 o  b' x4 k, \5 g$ w6 q
你講乜鬼? 4 g: G& l8 z& k4 H" b. {1 g
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
" ~) w$ r- x& s, X- I) T: }我驚你有牙！ $ r  K! }. |$ G# F8 o- {$ A
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 - Z9 P1 s+ ]; w0 S0 v, f: ]" ~
心花怒放。   ) @" W9 ]7 a- r6 G' P
Fish skin 6 [5 I0 O8 K. N4 e  p5 @
鱼皮 。 0 W4 ~% X  f9 a
Monster of blowing water.
& r5 B- ?. m- ]# K吹水怪。
. b* s$ Z! v; u4 z9 MFace green green
# G1 x6 }& z0 E# |. V% s2 ~, a/ h* ?面青青。 7 b! h: M$ x* k
You see road carefully
- o9 c8 c! n. b/ s* l0 o8 `你小心睇路 ' \, o+ b/ }4 n
You go to street carefully
5 t" u! W( z8 @& X( L# L, d. U( s你出街小心D。
4 b  l# f  }+ n: }5 v/ y: RDo the world
# f) k1 L$ h3 q# C做世界 。
$ a! h9 P' q- J7 U1 O3 pBig tea rice
" l9 z: t  x9 j大茶饭 。
+ y; e9 c7 u" i5 ^3 kAmerican chinese not enough. 0 _8 |  p6 Z+ L% [
美中不足。
/ y+ A: A0 _6 a8 E9 [% ?King eight egg. ; Q! A/ q# I6 f
王八蛋
6 ]8 c5 B' Z% l; f$ k1 u/ k, bHigh hand.
% W7 g& O# }4 A! i高手 9 A" V8 O* A9 C- N; O
  P. o, }# w' G" a  n- }
Old dot. " M7 y. Y5 E( b5 }& ^5 f
老点
6 ^& d0 G$ @! _- n9 d: G% P% IOne old water ( Z& K2 {. @' J6 Y+ o: x2 M
一旧水 + H, O: ]( Y6 V
I know your mouse. ' ?% `: t1 \& T% @9 B; J0 K
我识你老鼠！ - Y  `# S5 l, G7 F/ J
Measure water/Pound water. : Q4 _: f0 |0 Q. Q7 Q. O2 ?# d
磅水
- m' J5 F8 P* k8 u7 qA dragon service.
. ]! E, b: q  F: r) [- ]一条龙服务
7 h9 o8 R2 f2 h" }# D3 |. i7 ]: F( GPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 `, C$ t2 t5 P; s我吹鸡打你班友。 & S+ I% J9 i9 M+ n
You jump building.
/ Y8 Q5 M' F  [  u, Q: c1 Q" c你跳楼啦。
+ {; f  |# b& B( `8 J% Y& KYou come back home and eat banana
6 B6 d8 M5 v9 e  c/ y你返屋企食蕉啦 6 |  z6 b+ G' ]& @
I give you a hair. 3 g, n# W; t/ I; f6 b! K7 V5 b
我俾条毛你ar!
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% b6 C) w# `' I+ E  F  ACollect skin
6 _5 n  F% D$ g% I收皮
0 J( N+ p$ v# XCollect father
  q4 o6 O$ u& J* K% M& y# E- K收爹
4 k* U2 p: V- C- V$ |You give me collect father.   V% w1 V, v* G+ U7 O2 i
你同我收爹！ ; d8 r2 ?5 N5 z4 y2 I
Laugh die me.
2 ^5 ^1 ?( O4 D: v1 t, d5 b$ b, Z笑死我。 8 Y) E, ~( b  g
You give me stop. 3 t5 W  L3 R! s
你同我企系度。
: N! J# ]. `* D* G, yEight woman
3 X9 ^9 g3 M6 {7 v八婆
5 K0 Y0 }' o; O  C5 M& b! gEight woman,you are good! ) a, ^( q) _! y0 i
八婆，你好o野!
& {. D' t, Z' D0 ^3 GWhat the spring do you do?
5 s- ?5 h( b0 F( y- k" n% c7 a6 W& ]你搞乜春啊?
" t+ Y# J6 n0 l' P) ~6 NA dog of eating dung
8 n/ T8 c/ c  h- z, p/ S5 a食屎狗
& _% M7 f; V/ ^1 QA ghost of ass
+ W7 I7 h6 z/ L$ [: U  L: K" o屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....3 _$ C2 t) [' o. ~. c- h$ U
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
% f- L) N# T" v- q7 ^4 d$ Xthis is not hong kong style english.....
( u- S. C% i+ dthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....# E, E% s. F* y
i've already ban this shit...& H+ j& ]0 @" U- [
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.