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1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 A; F' g! {/ S# a
甘多人死,唔见你死。
5 D. S. ~* K- T& H# ]2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 9 @+ Y2 n9 _6 W$ O
你教我以后点出嚟行?
4 w! \) y4 V! X: ~3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 q- t5 q: `# b* k5 f- d3 s
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
9 \/ ]+ E5 `& h% j4 "I saw a pork chop"
& ^7 T, B" N9 V' f5 w( }/ c0 J我见到件猪扒啊。
" y/ e( {% `% p# M5 Are you road? , I) v6 k* ~' L9 r. C( V& n; D1 H6 H' i
你系咪路啊?
9 @) N. q) k; K. V7 K9 {6 What the water are you? # _5 Q5 m  R, e' J& ?& \
你系乜水啊? 1 x0 d0 ]. N. ^. N5 ?7 p6 }
7 Do you big me? 4 K0 V' U& m1 q# I3 H
你大我啊? 3 _1 ]) a6 i3 e) G9 S
8 Zebra chops people. 8 }% v9 ?2 y* O1 A- F! ^: k1 z! R
班马劈友。
; m; l4 ?# h: ~/ G$ z9 The king of the cutting girl. ' ]0 g* @  U7 p# M  b/ ]
界女王。 4 L! F, j* O: z! a: x& E
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " l! _/ g6 q( @$ F
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + e5 X9 H+ k* g: s
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
8 g# E; Q- c/ ?' k- R# e% h你当我无到?
* C5 Z/ c- c5 m$ _12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  R' \' E7 D  R6 j你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
% o" ~! P: Q8 n, ~1 j( M1 j13 Today I was very black son.
2 V* k: v! _* A% H" n. M1 V7 [今日我好黑仔。 , x1 O) c9 V4 |
14 I am wearing grass. 0 k  V4 }/ J. Z
我着紧草。
# f3 c" Q* W, |. ~: X1 ~& X8 I15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
) m0 O6 V2 B/ c( r" G/ K' R3 w- m7 a* k你未够班同我讲数!
4 O# x# v+ U1 y; I. z' f, T8 ^16 Two beat six.
7 A' o  Q" l& E' I5 o! s二打六
) w2 \* o" E- L, O1 U17 Two five son. 7 ]" P9 I! x6 b; `* j# F
二五仔 5 L) ]" z' Z" g7 u1 \
18 Piano piano green.          
7 D( \4 k; |, V4 e; C琴琴青
( j+ O) {. U# Q. \" x, L! x/ y19 I give you some colour to see see.      4 J- x; b; {4 D! R6 Y
我俾D顏色你睇睇!
) B* o( O# l0 k! X; N$ @* v20 Stupid stupid want to move .      - A5 n4 |) B8 P
蠢蠢欲動 。
; ~4 h/ H0 f8 W  \) [6 ]1 w21 People mountain people sea .     0 a; G; ~0 e  ~$ t7 `
人山人海 。
2 _3 l0 ~6 Y+ `2 F3 e( p; [+ M# k22 How senior are you?         
: K9 j; \& }  N; u: d, m) I你算老幾?
3 v1 u+ H, O+ l5 e& f; t23 What the ghost are you talk?    
8 N3 l6 z; P8 E你講乜鬼?
& X% V0 U  f: d& d" i2 l9 l24 I fear that you have teeth.          . m5 }/ T) ^4 b- j+ F
我驚你有牙! 1 N0 u  x# E0 v6 M0 O+ E
25 Heart flower angry open.       # {/ v8 P# a/ i  o$ Z* c% h/ C
心花怒放。   
4 N% L5 k$ C* Q6 j7 t! GFish skin $ {/ }! _6 g! t0 I3 w
鱼皮 。 , l% }) c, p9 z. C2 V6 O, q$ P
Monster of blowing water.
8 F" s9 k, E7 ]" |# |7 v+ b吹水怪。
. {* C, U  k! o- Z7 ?1 aFace green green 0 D$ C9 J- D( W- k! E" ^. Q
面青青。 ( Q0 m/ o8 Q, p1 k
You see road carefully
" F3 X/ B; v) r) K: F  c你小心睇路 6 Y6 H3 o* F/ w2 Y, ^
You go to street carefully
& g4 \8 H! J* e# a; S/ [6 y! _你出街小心D。
- Z- @  G; d, O5 I9 g0 I% WDo the world - d+ ]% J5 {4 M; v+ W  z, g
做世界 。
1 M' A- W- B+ U2 G, D2 W0 T2 i6 dBig tea rice
2 a) W. J# p& z' I# Y大茶饭 。
, ]$ e+ Z) k' T$ C6 WAmerican chinese not enough. ; ?* h9 y7 z  X% R
美中不足。 6 p6 Z& ^' X% D4 }
King eight egg.
; t6 a2 n! N# ]* T王八蛋 5 T4 u: D3 C8 b, i. |  `  t- d
High hand. * {- w5 X/ \  b7 y" X8 O2 T  T5 p6 [
高手 # Y9 y8 P7 Z0 `5 ?' u+ _) n$ u

* h0 g" X: g1 O4 `Old dot.
& [7 A& l5 `) L老点 * i( ^6 ?( A# Y4 E
One old water % E7 i' r& @( a4 O  B+ o9 {) T
一旧水
% D! s$ f( ]: N9 p$ nI know your mouse.
6 T" ?& l0 j$ b' k3 b我识你老鼠! ; v: O3 c* ^* U( z( _, e
Measure water/Pound water.
& r; i6 G1 T8 X' ~0 b磅水
1 k3 G$ i* r. UA dragon service.   Q% e5 ^7 _: l) a4 e! ~
一条龙服务
6 r2 C+ K% U- K; o' hPump water. 5 }2 b& ^2 x# }) _' b2 g
**** % u( ]( {6 q- T' y& ]4 P
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 f. B' r1 A9 l5 H: h  v7 Z: i* q; T我吹鸡打你班友。
; B1 B" {8 z0 G" W6 HYou jump building. $ x9 t9 j5 G  V" M! V# }
你跳楼啦。
" [6 W. b; g3 `You come back home and eat banana
; A* z. j2 F( r  W. J# l' I你返屋企食蕉啦 & K  [& J' ]/ [% U( n/ V6 R
I give you a hair. : k9 q; y+ R5 I
我俾条毛你ar! # Q% T* ^7 w: G7 {8 F! \% t: G
$ U/ P) [( V, r2 P2 X* i
Collect skin
% C. h6 X' Z$ {; F# L* W, M% u收皮 5 b7 W& y" o9 P! g" O
Collect father
) i9 P8 @8 }. j& q  ~& m, D" x收爹
) N* r9 i& Z, o3 o+ q. \1 uYou give me collect father.
+ Z3 ^8 `% @9 @5 A9 @你同我收爹! 8 E* b2 W* N6 l8 ]
Laugh die me. 6 |7 V3 S/ {6 T# n( p4 F6 E
笑死我。
! t6 V& U/ ^5 EYou give me stop.
) k- M2 J! W% h你同我企系度。 3 O7 H7 A+ v6 O+ Y
Eight woman
1 x. Y9 }0 l7 Z八婆
  t  }+ \9 ?6 U7 bEight woman,you are good!
. \, |& f! C" o1 T八婆,你好o野!
/ X5 d. E: R* C5 t# zWhat the spring do you do?
3 ?& |; s2 i) Q) O你搞乜春啊?
" _) `6 {- o$ dA dog of eating dung
0 \3 b8 q5 X6 i食屎狗 ! ~1 W9 k2 Z# @2 O0 r3 f% W
A ghost of ass
7 w! T& T/ N0 d  @. t: T0 @屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
* M6 R/ ~: P2 Q& _9 G) [都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 " g; I' j# C! B2 a0 W) ~% R
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......5 G" g) w5 E9 \* J; X! L
this is not hong kong style english.....
  B" f4 |2 C, X8 B% l( Y% i0 {/ Y$ Othis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...
( {+ z: o9 I9 a4 z9 [don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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