香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 k! f2 ~5 k& X6 o甘多人死，唔见你死。 ; }7 _* M3 k2 b6 I; g2 L$ v
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 9 s) Z( h1 O* h/ _1 X) l
你教我以后点出嚟行? ' I" j+ e6 M) ^7 E! r  M9 C$ a
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* m8 z5 d& Q6 Z5 r% j; e. K如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 p8 h* [& X- r  G% B( f4 "I saw a pork chop" % r0 P5 _4 J( F; R/ e* v% W
我见到件猪扒啊。 7 L% U- W* V  s" K5 e8 D' g
5 Are you road?
& L1 z2 E6 ?$ J2 f2 n你系咪路啊？
. `  U4 ~% m2 ~( P# P; a" j3 @6 What the water are you? 8 f. Z) x" E. }/ C* l- T/ R' V
你系乜水啊？
. U: ]% \" A) |5 z: C4 q7 Do you big me?
6 W% U+ ?2 H- F0 {5 Q( S你大我啊？
. ?* U/ b! M  S( }; M8 Zebra chops people. 1 c5 m- b* _! r6 f: `; C* q
班马劈友。
$ B  A) b5 A; P; x8 V9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 H  I+ N' W( O9 O- k; K" p7 H$ Y
界女王。 3 f& H( A2 D# K) w; h2 _3 m
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
; \' H- S! B2 I. u批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. ~: C5 F! u: H, y0 K. G* Y11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 r+ n2 \8 p8 s$ ~
你当我无到？
* Z7 E& w/ L% p3 U; h12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : m1 j% O# q. w( H8 i
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 z( d1 d3 j) `0 ?4 ]
13 Today I was very black son. " Y! M2 D/ p* m6 A7 ^
今日我好黑仔。
" V9 A- J9 I4 k" U) g6 x' ?14 I am wearing grass. 9 ^7 D+ y- I0 M- u% c! k
我着紧草。 ) ~& p- O1 K( f2 z
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 1 h0 ?* s3 d5 O1 Q% M, j2 ^
你未够班同我讲数！
7 f, Y7 b7 h' m6 R$ e16 Two beat six.
) ]2 J& A+ o$ X* P0 c$ N+ t+ C二打六 9 G) y& U; h/ d% e
17 Two five son.
6 G: b8 a6 Z3 S; ?( F二五仔
" F$ W) j( }5 `: G: f18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 , Z# G  u+ U+ K* j$ F$ ^; [# X
琴琴青 3 E+ n/ o3 {5 u; Z& V
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
" v& j5 E% x- v9 ]& R3 B! |& P+ p我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( c  S. y" ]3 H5 m3 Y
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
* S' m" y& Z: d) {1 Q3 k" q蠢蠢欲動 。 3 g3 w2 X( d9 ]
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - [% Q/ G4 F8 G: a1 A/ E
人山人海 。 2 v; N  Q, b7 S6 d6 \
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
4 A9 y0 s) r; S你算老幾?
* M$ @! T7 @  X6 Y23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
" p7 T7 r9 g8 j0 R你講乜鬼?
6 U+ k6 ]  W8 U; U& B* j2 e* u24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
8 `4 ]5 U  h0 W! P0 l" J我驚你有牙！
# ]0 x6 G% v5 |; h' t+ \; P25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* {5 y6 B7 U! z! F2 R) [& h4 b心花怒放。   
( p9 x3 m7 m- c. Z, f* tFish skin
- ^# ?, N0 {: W; t; r+ \" T鱼皮 。 $ D( l0 S5 t" [/ A
Monster of blowing water.
& b1 c# a/ g8 H3 u- v3 m吹水怪。
7 C) s* U9 k8 @+ {/ L- K5 s# h0 q; YFace green green
' {' l( U. ]8 s8 L8 j% L面青青。 1 V( V' Z/ o" x- P% @- ]- Z
You see road carefully 2 d% [$ G$ |% w( T$ f* d
你小心睇路
) g+ F; V2 _2 g+ X# R. Q7 IYou go to street carefully ; ]' R) Z  R' N( H) h' ~( l
你出街小心D。 8 s; O# `0 D9 `2 T7 M
Do the world
: M* I  u8 M7 H, g做世界 。 1 x1 Q; V' y4 f  M0 r
Big tea rice
; ^; y) }" u* R# W  n) H0 j大茶饭 。 2 o% s- ^1 d; @' p$ w/ C) v
American chinese not enough.
9 h  V4 N7 S+ A3 K美中不足。 $ U& ~1 B0 X) E% Z7 D6 @
King eight egg.
* N# {6 [7 Q, x7 I% [; g6 O王八蛋 - v; ]& p6 {% r
High hand. % x. o1 \' v; N& O: Y$ U- v: ^
高手
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Old dot.
8 v) x# W: N6 Q# l老点 " Z( \- n+ f0 W% B# m; J
One old water ) Z" J" S4 s+ m5 M* D0 E
一旧水 ; d3 r- M, F0 X! S; v2 ^* _0 p' J
I know your mouse.
2 n4 j" E# [! I! k" F我识你老鼠！ 2 n6 ~' u$ t" o( b
Measure water/Pound water.
. B# F) A9 k7 }/ P$ y4 x. c1 U. p磅水
* K6 @" O# D; `3 [+ Z$ J+ E* {! |8 zA dragon service.
8 j9 o: v& m1 `# T; z' W0 D一条龙服务 : O* p5 J5 y' q7 n0 |: [" t
Pump water.
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6 O8 L, h) h+ N: a: ]I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . I' C( |2 ^$ j% t, @
我吹鸡打你班友。
3 O$ B$ S( D" HYou jump building.
8 j* x: l3 O5 n8 ^你跳楼啦。 1 A. a6 o# t( @% `
You come back home and eat banana 0 d" J6 |0 H  D- z
你返屋企食蕉啦   n, k. M" ^* H- f* g) J: \+ C
I give you a hair. ! c/ t  e2 J: U) a
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
' a3 t$ p" s4 v% c/ A5 [收皮
* b" I; x- J: T5 G5 v+ E+ WCollect father 0 c5 M3 Z! C  }
收爹
7 I5 F, H! V% x4 R* B3 x9 ?; ?You give me collect father. ( u# A: v0 s5 T0 b) m
你同我收爹！
! C& @$ J/ s4 I" m% v8 b7 yLaugh die me.
2 L/ L: p& k$ O# j! D笑死我。 6 X9 m; C% Q; O& ?
You give me stop. / _6 c3 A6 g" E. Q
你同我企系度。 6 D; d( R! f) a9 d9 @* ^; @: D' M8 ]
Eight woman / T" U' m! ~. S/ ]) z5 G5 M
八婆
8 P. [) d3 j& zEight woman,you are good! 1 ?9 G. i7 t  ^" X
八婆，你好o野! ; ~. p. p7 ?2 w% P
What the spring do you do? # I3 ]5 Q; C8 b4 |
你搞乜春啊? 3 v5 u( h5 r' E, x
A dog of eating dung
$ o9 ]0 y  N' z食屎狗 $ T6 N0 q6 O' E
A ghost of ass
; s5 O0 @$ A1 C  N屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....- F% `7 x: o6 b* f# C2 g4 a
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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" x# p% a- M3 ]5 n/ B  o& E4 Z6 mtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
8 E' Q/ n3 V- t  Lthis is not hong kong style english.....1 T. l- y; \. V& X8 _0 ?5 _7 u
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& W; A) Z5 m5 h) g' O, \
i've already ban this shit...7 b2 o4 t+ B' f' }  i
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.