香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 0 x' I3 ?# |- d7 J$ r) w, H2 {% t) _
甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 R. Y) a* W0 |) j* j6 U, N9 k. R  a8 r
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
0 f) l) W) f- t4 E: H. q你教我以后点出嚟行? # L9 g1 `; _# n2 ]8 m
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. * E0 o9 s2 }, L! Z6 U3 v5 G
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' e) i" }' |( c; ~" @9 \- |& W( u
4 "I saw a pork chop"
. Z0 b# O6 r# S. T' Z7 g我见到件猪扒啊。
5 S& @& D5 N. _, U3 W) K5 j) s5 Are you road?   w. r) u/ `# v. v$ ^
你系咪路啊？
* M5 ?8 y6 x# O0 Y4 w6 What the water are you? # ~' B" ?. w/ j* i3 j/ N" @
你系乜水啊？ - y9 c* L# b9 p' b& f1 p
7 Do you big me? ) c. E+ M9 \: d9 @5 R* v
你大我啊？
1 G% b2 X3 k( f4 A8 j# @+ S8 Zebra chops people.
2 x8 O* D: w1 i) p; L班马劈友。
& j$ O' m: D( l# o8 K9 The king of the cutting girl. ) Y1 B2 l4 i& l" ?
界女王。
( t- l$ l& p# E10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 4 ]0 g1 t- D+ g
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 1 u- z. o) c. J7 `% D
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# E( }9 e7 [0 {5 b) T你当我无到？ / l/ W$ ~1 J+ O( k. F$ f
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
7 k( i! M) s! c' N( k你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 \* k$ H. x: m7 J# e; Z& e* C
13 Today I was very black son. . M2 m+ o; H% |; \  K
今日我好黑仔。 6 e( N1 Q/ ]; u. |& d+ s8 \* h, l
14 I am wearing grass.
; O; h7 v' t+ O我着紧草。
; o6 r# J, X8 B# k3 S: Q15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
5 H" Y% d  b0 N, D& P你未够班同我讲数！ , X& e$ M& \. G3 m
16 Two beat six.
2 ^! ]& g; i( V0 q* C( g6 X5 b: F二打六 % ?8 b& J% k$ q
17 Two five son.
. N3 J' B' J$ d% Q& x" B. m8 z二五仔
7 {5 s3 i( Y1 i! b18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 j% G0 j! p) O7 O. p# o( s6 C" q琴琴青
* T  I" a/ |0 I  f19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
+ w4 Z% X# O: k' p' H" A$ T  M: D1 U我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 5 G6 G- B, P$ H% f/ M: m) S
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# u2 Y8 ]( H- `+ ]6 C% k蠢蠢欲動 。 + ?" \& U, i& X$ c& k* Q2 ~* E6 @
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 2 y8 U7 r9 Y0 m: k. X. s+ a
人山人海 。 ) H. V  |' L5 g0 Y/ U. R) c
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 + b: r- c2 @' T, s' N
你算老幾? 7 Z+ H3 X( ~" \1 |' s
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
" J5 H, ~0 J# Y( R+ S+ e你講乜鬼? ( N6 |- d1 ~9 ~- l# L. J
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ p3 x$ V5 {. B8 T$ d# u  P) E
我驚你有牙！ 2 o# l# f9 f; J' P2 ]+ w/ {" d( h% X
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 A8 e$ l; K, N& I
心花怒放。   
& }) c5 g( |* x9 c& e  T5 GFish skin : v5 @) o. F6 Y
鱼皮 。
1 o" O8 J* W! |( K( U% NMonster of blowing water.
& Y" e, g5 [( c8 Z吹水怪。 - M" T* H  C) {' `
Face green green ' [( E0 H; v% M5 @, K7 q0 H
面青青。
9 ]* [' T  Z( [* RYou see road carefully 8 O4 M! G3 X- y( B4 R
你小心睇路 2 A: Q* u; \- s/ N1 W: Z
You go to street carefully * L4 J* |: V  @" `9 Z0 l' c4 U# O0 _
你出街小心D。 4 y. R0 e6 x, Q7 _4 P
Do the world 3 Z. ?/ s1 T* L6 L' N
做世界 。 ; G# W0 k" J2 T2 t7 W" R+ o) C% A0 v% z
Big tea rice
2 a1 N! D5 ]4 q- ~, ]+ |: U9 x2 K, s大茶饭 。 0 k7 L6 M2 e' I% R2 T3 J
American chinese not enough. ! m) G( ^  x/ F3 Z  X
美中不足。 % V) X) r8 W. I7 L& M! n$ ]
King eight egg.
: ?9 O4 e! i% ^  B王八蛋 " V! u8 n& w" [4 g
High hand.
" W0 U$ E! T: \% P) f# ~高手 3 s3 F+ C: l& t  M" n5 S$ }' P1 p
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Old dot. 5 J7 |6 ]4 i9 n4 o/ d- U
老点 $ b# j5 G+ {$ p% R. u' _
One old water
4 V4 m2 I2 V1 x* O) D. T一旧水 " q; b; B8 X$ Y6 g$ y$ c* D+ s
I know your mouse.
$ e: ]- L% z5 ^3 |% d我识你老鼠！ " ~) B1 H- T' J8 _2 \$ h
Measure water/Pound water.
' G+ T; s0 }5 V: R& {& Z8 @. h磅水
8 @  P, s/ L, l. }. _A dragon service. & K& m9 F4 t4 ], I* a5 X; ~
一条龙服务 & A4 u, N7 H8 {9 y/ _: ?/ f( X# J) h
Pump water.
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. I+ K  c1 ~' `" _1 c9 {- iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, c( F, V7 F. G我吹鸡打你班友。 4 o& Q  j0 {' c8 B
You jump building. # y2 R* S4 S: @8 m8 B
你跳楼啦。 8 P6 q  V8 F$ G) s0 O
You come back home and eat banana % l4 [- w) k' p
你返屋企食蕉啦 * c# ^5 d' z" n. |+ n
I give you a hair. # B+ @* t8 V+ [4 ]9 g$ @
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 7 ^8 L/ E/ N) `' ^; G( |
收皮
$ M7 U0 ]- ^& N/ S3 d/ iCollect father
& p0 \0 Z; y* u: }3 a  T收爹 % S3 A, f+ d  N% q! I' I
You give me collect father. 5 |; q- T4 d( j* w& d. U
你同我收爹！ " J/ U* F5 c' ]
Laugh die me. 1 \5 T- [# Z, D/ y1 n" w6 h" f! b
笑死我。
  I- D- ]' q" T3 J. i! p! DYou give me stop.
! m2 d% T+ M$ l9 j+ w( c8 i你同我企系度。 " {5 x8 f- F! ~4 i1 j
Eight woman ( X& B$ S' ]$ l% h+ [- E6 v4 B
八婆
. h2 ]5 A9 h# P0 K/ t( _  NEight woman,you are good! 0 ]* M6 ^, T3 J4 T* k
八婆，你好o野!
$ G: H; D% G( ~$ M& aWhat the spring do you do?
% @8 A( S6 z$ g" A# i你搞乜春啊?
3 s% Q$ i5 |6 x/ QA dog of eating dung
7 `' ^5 U7 M% E( l4 c食屎狗 % o$ E* \  R0 K# Q# G$ i+ O; `5 v) s5 ~& ]
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...... x% W$ X& {4 x) G1 f
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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2 S# ^3 o# z* J! P4 X2 J& u: b) K
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
) y& [* g1 y# R0 athis is not hong kong style english.....
3 d4 T' O; s$ a( x; c6 ?this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
* O' t2 M  Y" x" V) w5 E: A, A. wi've already ban this shit...
0 }+ f/ o2 G; X; N1 Odon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.