香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
/ ~: |/ \: a/ J$ S甘多人死，唔见你死。 1 O, ?4 L4 w" y/ Y5 [3 |
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 9 ?, \0 U9 Q4 Z: o
你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 e9 O' I0 ^5 v; k" r' c3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
2 M5 N3 y: b6 ?* g, ]如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
; y( @) F- T' O; x4 "I saw a pork chop" 5 m% j2 G) l0 D: M3 R
我见到件猪扒啊。 ; l% n4 k1 {6 ^
5 Are you road?
2 z! t$ Y: G7 L7 B0 G你系咪路啊？
% x5 A* y- ^1 a. a/ Z) \6 What the water are you?
+ R8 G% p. M1 i% g' O你系乜水啊？ % h$ m1 ~' F' D1 V1 M3 }( L8 n
7 Do you big me?
5 c: Q& o) B0 F$ P" P0 m, ]1 g你大我啊？
8 o. k' v) v7 C# {8 Zebra chops people. 0 T' K+ e4 D0 w+ X
班马劈友。
8 l4 x5 E) U& H  E. j1 H" L! s. q9 The king of the cutting girl.
/ I- M8 @4 }# t' h7 ?8 B! E/ r界女王。 " D3 B/ H% K9 `; u8 p
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
1 |+ z8 S: p! ~$ M$ I6 m批我个头俾你当凳坐。 0 I3 `, H; p7 C+ Q
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . i9 O4 A& O2 C7 d* N( _6 z7 u
你当我无到？
. o; y: H* `& G. P- A! u. x  W4 w12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ! g0 V* W0 ~0 x1 ?/ [; u$ R
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
2 I8 M( e4 u+ Y- `. Q$ v& N13 Today I was very black son.
  o* ~8 ?/ `9 b( Q今日我好黑仔。 6 Z  |! b+ k# N+ P, d# g, ?8 O
14 I am wearing grass.
6 u2 n8 s* V. G& W# l' O- H我着紧草。
+ C' i9 S$ e6 i/ q& s" u* v: e( B! P0 `15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
' [+ ^% E- Q! h3 q+ q* k8 }你未够班同我讲数！
1 _" s5 U8 ^3 h9 _( h, R16 Two beat six.
6 _7 ?. H/ ~  v* \  c" w二打六 3 Z1 T( Y, {  g! e- g
17 Two five son.
! x$ q' t9 U: g5 v二五仔
( _/ c3 j  M, s18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
! M' {3 X; ~- f琴琴青
6 T. t# U  o& [  u19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
* `6 I! m) A0 {- @5 h2 S我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % U6 Z) o4 a2 O/ k% ]9 W
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
' d6 L, U8 ~# g: [) i: R$ j" O6 m蠢蠢欲動 。
2 J2 }4 r2 ~3 [" p0 B21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 6 R! }. y) y1 i9 g
人山人海 。
. H% }) s( b- A, z1 |8 d  g22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 4 ~- s3 F2 b3 j: b2 x( K5 \
你算老幾? + M/ \- e$ j! q# e+ s+ L0 e
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 8 h3 Q' t. Z7 a
你講乜鬼?
) ]1 Q- |! _6 {0 t1 s& X% {! B: b' D+ D24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 0 t% A- G3 e& X& I( b4 A) A
我驚你有牙！ 7 D, I$ l$ S* I% {( g# @* y  [) E
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
: y8 H/ y2 V, r- J心花怒放。   9 V$ q6 e$ D) Q3 Z) U0 Y
Fish skin
& u! s! }6 A& i% U: ?. J" ^鱼皮 。 - |+ G3 [) L% j5 r% ~& N( U
Monster of blowing water. 6 k0 Y: O7 ^4 W( t) x
吹水怪。
7 _# C4 [  s5 d5 h$ p$ VFace green green
$ R6 y3 z$ K) L7 {' h面青青。
1 B' ]) }- u8 aYou see road carefully
7 U' x; C2 p! {2 q$ u你小心睇路 1 F1 E7 A. a1 A$ ?
You go to street carefully 8 r3 p# |' b* D8 j5 q, }7 h) ^
你出街小心D。 # ^/ n  r4 V8 K2 F" R
Do the world
% @! e4 f6 f3 `- H. i/ ?# i做世界 。
4 o( o! ?9 j( @6 vBig tea rice ) X6 k& o9 G# c; D% S7 Q- X# O6 [$ C
大茶饭 。 4 x8 w; R+ W  z
American chinese not enough.
: S9 m. w5 R* j. v/ Q美中不足。 - X& }9 n$ A2 m
King eight egg. 8 q, ]8 `0 c3 ^0 v" b
王八蛋
# D7 K! a: J# THigh hand.
6 c+ _7 J( @  ^: u- @高手 2 ]6 y, _6 z. t( g4 Z7 O

5 F' N" j8 I7 l( l+ I- y/ a; Y" IOld dot.
% n6 ]: u3 u3 G+ r# t0 M老点 , K9 _: u" J& O' A7 b. F
One old water
* Q/ ?- l# c+ P# A一旧水
( `. X1 Q' [9 h- y1 [$ Q: w- @) EI know your mouse.
' ]% ]" J( q. v* ?3 a( a& j我识你老鼠！
4 x1 j& M, M! mMeasure water/Pound water.
. i; |: V2 v  d磅水 + `  \8 O* E4 l
A dragon service.
- D2 t4 |+ }, G8 L* m% M一条龙服务
5 q2 d3 C3 l- BPump water.
% C$ `4 u3 W8 Q# R; _" J, `**** - \  I6 \3 k0 J( a9 O8 f
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 B/ ~% J. M7 H/ V$ O/ }$ y
我吹鸡打你班友。 / j7 J6 a1 Z& E& J0 t& o1 L$ J
You jump building.
! _2 X4 @! n! P. M7 ~你跳楼啦。
$ `  A; i+ e8 x( MYou come back home and eat banana
' s3 B5 T4 A7 p你返屋企食蕉啦
% u2 f/ u4 x4 N6 v6 h" yI give you a hair. 0 M6 S1 n: Y4 \9 f
我俾条毛你ar! 6 _# x6 @6 |4 ~- [
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Collect skin
3 b7 O, l4 h0 X+ p收皮 4 u) o% t/ i* q) H! H- ?; x$ O5 H2 G
Collect father 4 K* I9 _8 T2 G( Q8 I: C. `! e
收爹 . U0 U3 y2 ^7 K$ N2 `* k- {1 r* p6 @
You give me collect father.
% [" S1 q" w  v9 r你同我收爹！
" m. ?7 e. a4 D4 \8 ^: }Laugh die me.   R- b' B" `8 r5 K2 M, ^
笑死我。 . E2 k- y+ y7 R* [- t  m
You give me stop. " m9 T* w0 Q2 v: [
你同我企系度。
" z% x, v& ~2 N9 \Eight woman 6 C3 y* h& c4 X# W& ^
八婆 % f5 o) F$ E- r3 q/ p6 p+ S
Eight woman,you are good! ; D$ H- f, T2 f7 k/ u
八婆，你好o野! 4 \7 U  L# D) m+ O
What the spring do you do?
% y# d( @( F- a/ N* G% H9 V你搞乜春啊?
% X1 h" ~, {/ MA dog of eating dung
' H  j  M, L8 w* H: y2 a食屎狗
) F# t7 d" T# n: _A ghost of ass   b' H7 D# G. H' A4 O4 k; b  h; g
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
5 [" b1 @- u/ [* ]都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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6 X2 |6 N% O$ _# c8 utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
5 p9 U- _5 c. a9 W- ]9 Nthis is not hong kong style english.....6 ]4 Y( r! O) V: N
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ }! g8 K1 s* S
i've already ban this shit...
: M1 H* @" P5 c, rdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.