香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 0 X1 K  ~1 [& i$ x2 n" {
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( S# Q* X- Y% a: V! t3 ?
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' Z& m. A. T1 C( `
你教我以后点出嚟行?
' g: }; @$ j( R8 B" H3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 1 J, c, P# l1 L5 A$ W
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' G, c% J; W3 W. t( Q3 @, c
4 "I saw a pork chop" 4 {# N2 X% a1 d9 ]0 }
我见到件猪扒啊。 5 p: [# [# l/ [
5 Are you road?
0 v6 u* T* y7 P& X% R0 ]6 w你系咪路啊？ 6 D/ \, W1 J4 e7 [
6 What the water are you? 8 K0 H5 S# r- x& [# ]
你系乜水啊？ 6 s; e! i6 v  o
7 Do you big me?
/ S9 E& E; N+ q0 K8 d4 m" l) y你大我啊？
& w# N9 ^' N, J8 Zebra chops people.
% b! F. m8 t* u9 E- x/ C  Y班马劈友。
4 Q( K6 R' ]- H3 j2 g9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 s; {4 I' v+ |5 j7 l9 B. @
界女王。
4 a- e+ d* }! k& ~  R/ N: g0 A10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
7 L0 T- Q/ K) j0 S批我个头俾你当凳坐。 8 |. u: U2 Z; G8 V' }
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
0 d5 {) U- K$ Z. P: K& ]  B6 m你当我无到？ 4 D  ?4 y! s) ^
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 9 \/ z1 [0 {( L
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ , |  J' P& t4 C: w8 |& ]& Z* L4 u
13 Today I was very black son. - P( O+ h3 `$ e: q4 M  }9 W, i
今日我好黑仔。 ; Y1 c6 c  U  W; P: Z. s2 }' z% ^
14 I am wearing grass.
; f% v  h2 L. V& S1 E' |) y. E我着紧草。
. X% }- E7 ]8 p15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 5 o; y; P( Z0 \
你未够班同我讲数！ $ Y( ~$ Y+ m) ?
16 Two beat six.
# P6 w% S8 k3 |二打六 , {7 q8 a# X* D  ?  \" D: ?+ V
17 Two five son. ( B; ]+ ]1 h9 g
二五仔 " `9 y; _2 S& ~' K9 L3 w3 u* @
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 8 U$ ^8 b  w5 j3 C. {* }; v
琴琴青 2 i- G, \' ]0 |; T4 m
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 9 k( L6 F7 `( |) a. i' O9 O
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 3 B% g$ \( o. J' I/ c) J( {
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
( g0 I5 Q4 M; N  A& P% o蠢蠢欲動 。
% [, c( N5 q2 ^5 z& S% Z& D21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ [1 U% V! f& j/ m2 N3 s人山人海 。
3 t, ^; ]& Y1 H6 j22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
, f( n0 y- n( `* u- x2 e$ n, ~你算老幾? 0 D7 c. C5 J2 ?# V! L
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 O# G4 Q( x7 X
你講乜鬼? : ~+ i5 N2 j& }( g' h8 ]
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ) l* S" i* s; t  |6 o
我驚你有牙！
5 G4 O: H" r9 h0 Y25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 1 o" a% e" U5 w' x
心花怒放。   ' ]( R! U6 |; v$ l
Fish skin
1 Z- h6 p& V4 z鱼皮 。 , ]( K3 M2 Z7 c/ z. O7 q+ [! n" C
Monster of blowing water. 6 m0 ]4 m' @! \) N
吹水怪。
* A7 r2 m0 m$ j- _( R3 CFace green green 3 ]9 U, b2 m$ d  |+ u' A! N
面青青。
+ A. u5 s% h5 C5 NYou see road carefully
5 o" C; H& t( ^3 V你小心睇路
2 K" r1 C0 T+ q' v* A4 W8 `# A) RYou go to street carefully
- d/ `' \6 U2 y- m) @你出街小心D。 : }* ]0 Y) A* C1 v0 w. _# W
Do the world
3 B" r5 N; m* G1 ~$ E0 k( _: J5 v做世界 。 ' W% E6 G5 i; Q4 O* b+ f
Big tea rice
9 V  p5 J' I% s  d% T8 }大茶饭 。
$ f/ l6 X; L. y; |7 L- C. n3 `3 vAmerican chinese not enough. 1 ?0 ?# {& g2 b7 T
美中不足。 5 _3 b' D0 z) Y/ y
King eight egg. & |( Y# b8 B6 r9 q2 z. i; Q
王八蛋
6 i$ S, [9 e; Y+ D  t) Z) wHigh hand.
8 ^, O+ u' k7 N+ n) {& Q高手 2 T  x7 a. ^  A6 e+ W2 {) C" [" Y

8 i+ e" P0 ]/ O2 k7 [Old dot. ; _! [3 q) r  t3 X: x' C
老点
, W- w4 X( j6 ~& Y( OOne old water * F( K( n, O$ ^: W5 q$ h
一旧水
- I. U7 V% B$ d0 _0 RI know your mouse. 5 D* ]. O* w5 ?9 o
我识你老鼠！
2 @. I1 L4 a* B# I0 YMeasure water/Pound water. 0 D& x1 S8 I) b7 t8 n& x
磅水 8 o% T4 U' `! }4 `4 ~3 o1 _/ o
A dragon service.
: B/ W" m( O3 g- v: p一条龙服务 - m; l' `1 m0 V
Pump water. / r/ A2 y/ r. }2 P+ I
****
- |$ M9 R/ q& h9 A, @I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; G2 k1 v6 W9 T& R  v5 B0 }我吹鸡打你班友。
5 ?7 O* x* f* M  {: h  RYou jump building.
" ?( w+ N! ]- I* @$ s+ K! \: O你跳楼啦。
4 m$ b- w; [$ c& L# b. r: ?0 T2 @You come back home and eat banana 1 g5 ]4 V; ~% @0 a) s% X  l
你返屋企食蕉啦 2 _. l# b! X; W
I give you a hair.
* g7 I: e) Z2 M0 b4 l我俾条毛你ar!
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4 G, Y% ^1 ^6 FCollect skin
0 F! e1 r/ a  x( m  Z收皮
/ i$ G/ Z, e0 \# W3 y' r4 j2 jCollect father 1 {5 R* W9 {2 {' h
收爹 / i% Z0 a$ Q! A& y# W( U
You give me collect father.
1 o; g; s; a' e, p. p& F你同我收爹！
2 K8 X7 N9 f- V2 R3 cLaugh die me.
% {: g" _0 K- U* \8 n' W笑死我。
2 \2 r' C7 m! R7 X& v0 \8 }You give me stop. . t" V0 h  `6 S8 _# T; `
你同我企系度。
$ u% E3 B( p' S/ w% n/ M& }# uEight woman 7 p& R: B7 ?# z! e8 R0 R
八婆 6 p* x0 ?% Z/ Y& U! k% y5 V
Eight woman,you are good!
9 U8 C+ S$ _5 p/ q" v4 Z八婆，你好o野!
5 e. g3 b9 |; Y2 x0 F. QWhat the spring do you do?
9 J3 z9 |, _2 W" v) x5 N! J9 o# L0 j你搞乜春啊? & W3 Y6 |7 Q( `& I
A dog of eating dung + S; h+ V% k. ~# ]# n+ H1 W
食屎狗
, ^4 j* b" N! m* E6 QA ghost of ass . K* ~' F% i- i! G. {
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
# ]7 t  |8 @9 B3 K# j都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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+ J/ p* L6 _! F% Q! L' i; k' ntotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......# X( Z( ~2 [3 N7 ^% B
this is not hong kong style english.....7 R2 @7 e! g+ q
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& J' w+ b7 G( a  \! s" e
i've already ban this shit...
' y! d. p0 i& E; \9 w( \+ Zdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.