香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 ?* R1 K: ?2 W* B8 e
甘多人死，唔见你死。 , Q: \2 c, `) ^2 p& ]7 ]  B: e
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
- A2 _% R  ~5 R4 d, p* m9 z* |你教我以后点出嚟行?
9 R! J  A8 i  u3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
) T# W+ X0 {) n9 U( m3 H如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
3 o( g/ X: E0 R" U" r( U, |4 "I saw a pork chop"
$ ]3 P" d# `- ?% L  Y我见到件猪扒啊。
' h. O- e2 K0 W( h: v5 Are you road? . a8 Y  ]! R; X: f% d" a8 s
你系咪路啊？ 8 H" `$ m5 @7 x" V8 p7 p3 ^% ?
6 What the water are you?
- \) N/ [+ y/ d+ `/ Z. s+ Y2 Z$ B你系乜水啊？ 9 _' u4 P0 t0 A1 Z  w7 b
7 Do you big me?
6 z2 z. p2 j6 ~9 ?5 L4 u你大我啊？ ' I$ D  j8 z$ d  O
8 Zebra chops people. % @% b+ \8 ^3 y' o. G, K7 }
班马劈友。 " u( d5 y+ O6 H* F. ?( L% ^. g
9 The king of the cutting girl.
0 {( U) G/ s, v. J! L4 a界女王。
. z9 l3 C* v3 {. T! n! B8 k/ X10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
+ e- ~( l  @6 l: n" |批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " R/ T% \9 F8 D, [0 w& Y
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? # ]0 {1 B  f/ x$ q
你当我无到？
6 e. _4 p- R- ^3 Z" P" V12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 g6 U3 a0 a8 M7 J
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: p! ~7 g# @- |, L13 Today I was very black son.
. p, L- a# h4 I- O" @今日我好黑仔。
, d  r3 p2 Y- Z14 I am wearing grass. ; x' @" J$ Y% v$ e6 {1 X- j% g
我着紧草。
$ [9 J& }: M. H: |15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! : `  X! a* O1 f0 K
你未够班同我讲数！ # H. {4 \# u% y$ o5 w
16 Two beat six.
, m. e2 q7 j# X2 m* W/ D7 c二打六 5 {$ {! w& ~, n* R
17 Two five son. ) P/ v' h! N8 n6 ]
二五仔
) O  P3 g6 h& t18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 - g2 N3 ^) h; L2 S7 c
琴琴青 $ S0 f9 H2 b. `# G5 S% w
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 5 x) {$ F& Y0 ^* x
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
  ?2 w+ i9 L) N, ^( `7 U20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
+ O/ X7 L, I; {蠢蠢欲動 。 ; m; [& h) \3 |$ }8 d4 v
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
* l) Z: j! {3 Y* z; q人山人海 。
, H3 k7 D5 z/ X' w/ M8 P& {22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 Z+ h- l  ?; {
你算老幾? ( a# `3 D$ g/ u/ i8 q# ?0 T
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 * e- R. f% X. |+ m, k4 L: ?  c: _
你講乜鬼?
- F0 W' h5 f0 [24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
/ A; w) r, s  E; v6 Q我驚你有牙！ ; I2 ?* r# T) f
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 1 z' J* N+ K6 U% r* ]
心花怒放。   ( k! f1 o0 _2 ]- M
Fish skin 3 ~4 {% G: t, Q+ W5 R/ }
鱼皮 。 . Y! m. m4 e6 X) y
Monster of blowing water.
  d2 s/ i4 u  \" M2 e& o吹水怪。 ; ^$ O; x' A% S; N* v  z
Face green green
  @. s+ x2 L+ V3 Q; t( m- r面青青。
( D! V: |/ `: ^, k) X  BYou see road carefully
- t  q* d6 ~) c# c5 {你小心睇路
1 F9 d4 @* i* J0 f4 l, DYou go to street carefully
# N% G. g5 \' n9 p6 D2 m5 q你出街小心D。
5 n: R2 Q6 E( N, x; [- jDo the world * p6 ~- Y4 K  w# d. c4 }2 b$ `
做世界 。 + g/ s3 C& R9 c- ^
Big tea rice 0 _9 `9 q9 g9 a
大茶饭 。
. a- @8 ^4 T# L& GAmerican chinese not enough.
. q2 T8 {2 O0 `! n' O* f美中不足。
2 E. N) {$ W5 \/ _) J5 U3 NKing eight egg.
  R1 [2 d, e( i* |王八蛋   w4 i& F& G& k9 q7 k
High hand.
1 q$ J$ _* M6 E( F4 q高手
$ C. f# h7 e9 Y
$ |( }! d) Z( u7 h  YOld dot.
! H, t0 U( X2 ~9 ]; y老点
# a3 Z$ O' d! s" m. J: bOne old water . c. s: g9 u( d/ ~, {/ j
一旧水 3 e' ^) G+ ^( X, Y4 k# @
I know your mouse. + t. N( e% U1 U: R4 V- j
我识你老鼠！
+ V' |! A$ U2 O& s5 }6 {0 yMeasure water/Pound water. . @3 w% N5 Q& X
磅水 9 X+ L4 G3 r) P$ h: Z) \
A dragon service.
+ c! G& A) s0 b2 P/ }3 S+ q一条龙服务 . P9 g& a1 H, z- T$ H9 U$ r, m
Pump water. 5 C+ h: n& V8 E! }& ?) M3 w
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4 E$ t* E5 }: [; o% v8 B, ~3 sI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# j6 m1 ?+ P# h5 v: n1 L% N我吹鸡打你班友。
- r' s( p, R/ G; p: G/ ^You jump building. # i  _9 z1 H$ L$ T: f' q" E3 S- o! D
你跳楼啦。
* r4 J' W& e6 K5 R" ]6 qYou come back home and eat banana ) J) r; }+ d9 Y+ D4 f1 m
你返屋企食蕉啦 + c7 {( G% @! @- A
I give you a hair.
9 \) \9 r/ ~8 }3 Y! h我俾条毛你ar! 2 v0 K4 F+ x! Q4 u4 w( Y5 V

, W, C) C* t" s) UCollect skin 4 m  d% I1 D  X1 t1 K) Q0 H# j
收皮 & a; p" ?* R! A
Collect father # Q# s- t6 `, w' @( Q- _( a5 b
收爹
, G6 q; K8 r  W, O. {# t3 FYou give me collect father. $ E# Q0 n/ |- J; i" W# S) J
你同我收爹！ 2 z4 A# b9 i2 H% [% s
Laugh die me. ( [+ U7 S+ n$ T8 e' z' q7 t
笑死我。
3 Q1 R5 H/ O6 N; d3 N; _: @: J& nYou give me stop. 8 A7 X  h6 r; k. e$ s" @8 [+ h
你同我企系度。
' W$ f5 i+ l4 I2 c/ xEight woman 0 R& C7 [, U; Q/ p4 P( e6 i, D
八婆 % _0 j1 R! U" q! u
Eight woman,you are good!
2 }. I9 @% k" ?, c/ [, ^$ i八婆，你好o野!
7 S# P- k: |' P0 B/ G0 y6 P/ eWhat the spring do you do?
5 h% x$ v5 r; p1 O1 S; c) o9 d8 S你搞乜春啊?
" I  h. l0 F5 m7 g6 w# o& Z0 EA dog of eating dung 7 M2 E. w: i3 U
食屎狗 6 C' Y+ `* n% |, d1 U
A ghost of ass 4 e8 j* e' H, E- i
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
3 n; @, L( C; ]# K* @) I1 h$ y4 c都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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6 {7 Q3 B- I$ l  \totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
# M/ O5 ?, [9 D; m2 d9 uthis is not hong kong style english.....8 B# I7 i( Y. y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
5 M9 N$ Z3 i9 J  H- Ni've already ban this shit...
' N2 J. V4 Z# W7 r+ H- L/ Gdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.