香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ n  n& P' W! @( d1 q3 T* D9 a9 |
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( r' @- n) n+ S5 f% q
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
$ e2 L- V( e# w- [* u5 T你教我以后点出嚟行?
& [* o. I/ S7 W- P0 Z+ k3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
. [/ S8 i- w  ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 7 g3 R7 d  k; \7 t+ F, b
4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 L: x2 ^$ o9 a9 @+ m' x$ t" V我见到件猪扒啊。
' P# R: q  t& h5 Are you road?
# B2 M- F, A. T% V7 _你系咪路啊？
7 R; i5 l# ]7 z( p5 {6 What the water are you? ( Y6 _. X3 R6 x4 {) y: @
你系乜水啊？
/ M5 e! e8 f$ l/ u0 U9 z6 r! e  B7 Do you big me? ' h: Q. q4 T" X( m: V7 G( B
你大我啊？
! s3 ~. j4 {. D1 ^8 Zebra chops people.
" p' C0 Q  S+ m4 a5 K7 B班马劈友。 & f4 T  p+ c8 l# O: Q- t" b1 K: W9 w
9 The king of the cutting girl. * @! J( v. c  |' ^* u6 I4 R
界女王。
0 H" O' ?. U, U% q* F3 t10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
) T' x3 Y; t6 I1 _% Z: Y4 w批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; i4 S8 K2 ?3 v, [% h
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 0 f- x# v: b) a; k
你当我无到？
' A* h! t+ R; I9 k12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
. V" i# p" m$ a3 l, Q你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
7 A, r- m$ z% J0 O( m13 Today I was very black son.
* q0 m3 D& _) ^& `; N- t, I( g今日我好黑仔。 & Q9 ^$ M4 W. f; G5 j* J, ]+ M9 A( x
14 I am wearing grass. 4 X9 ?& i! m# Y! E, x! b
我着紧草。 ; f8 V9 J3 q# x! R$ I  q
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! $ w2 B, a, i9 r
你未够班同我讲数！
6 z$ d1 z$ n, d0 c) ^, Q. M16 Two beat six.
8 r4 @, A7 o: Y1 i: r* A9 q5 @- y二打六
% V" b& h& h; R; E# p1 D6 A. S17 Two five son. 5 y# k6 P1 T: L, F2 Q
二五仔
: p; w) a( P5 w, ~7 u18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 0 h4 A% n# v3 ~  s
琴琴青 & Y3 S8 x; h5 ?( G! V! e; l# X
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
: R, l. H9 ]' x4 x, e( j我俾D顏色你睇睇！
7 ~( `0 G! \! p& m7 k& \+ w20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
) E% Q1 I! S* d! i# H蠢蠢欲動 。
: M4 |. R) h9 ]4 N0 c8 Q; L# I4 ^- g21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 3 c  _! v) ]- u  b( P
人山人海 。
( X$ t- u$ G) Q1 `, v22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
- Q$ K5 a- h) Q% O' |1 m0 E' p你算老幾?
# t: n, E) ^1 O$ T6 U. p( ?23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ) |4 V1 ~. }) c
你講乜鬼? . J7 l0 M; O" w! P, O1 Z
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
4 u1 Z7 g, y) s  ^% a我驚你有牙！
# W- X5 j& G; n5 ?25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 8 R. f7 Q* {; r  T5 E, p
心花怒放。   
* [/ S! D+ X- A2 pFish skin
" a, [$ Y. `* w5 G% U, n: b鱼皮 。
, r+ @! k. v% ]$ `/ ^Monster of blowing water. & a) S6 M3 L0 K5 R8 n
吹水怪。
' e" Y2 N& q1 E7 |3 xFace green green
, y1 [+ S0 ?2 B4 V面青青。
; s( [0 O7 O& l/ DYou see road carefully
% H/ U$ P0 l2 f( ~你小心睇路
  {1 i& E/ [+ ], I6 lYou go to street carefully
4 m' e6 S% i. |. `% n/ T% `你出街小心D。
- s' a8 P9 @# u  u: D' PDo the world
/ _2 n7 ]/ X3 V, D  f* Q; N做世界 。
# ]' A6 Q9 w1 F/ T6 j. p- N% fBig tea rice
, C% v6 h8 o7 d$ \& U大茶饭 。
& \. S, P9 K3 c4 l: b& @* U$ |American chinese not enough. 7 ?- l* F! h: E) P
美中不足。
0 i0 [. c: x% kKing eight egg. 2 y6 `& @% K" Q2 p) V
王八蛋 4 [! w  _( m! W, `+ n
High hand.
) ?/ j" P' L7 V3 M高手
0 F  }5 p9 V) R4 b/ W. ]/ y; X: Z
Old dot.
0 n. \1 l5 p8 N! T# q/ F8 t老点
  _7 x( o. `; D6 G1 j, cOne old water
* ^/ J6 l% v. U9 p+ ~& |一旧水
% q2 F% n7 Y. F7 |" R3 wI know your mouse.
! A$ }" t3 s' i我识你老鼠！ 1 {6 }- Y4 r/ x+ _8 e
Measure water/Pound water.
! O- z# B, w: i磅水
- L, m9 e; f& V5 x, T5 JA dragon service.
' c- d8 g- L9 ]' @! L9 b! @一条龙服务
' F& J& c* }5 c1 FPump water.
+ [  @. C! m1 T6 O  M1 Q****
) {: R  w( ]) i1 W# D. c7 d; kI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
0 G3 Z) V1 B2 j6 l/ C. U我吹鸡打你班友。 . ]- l8 z7 F: b, S( y7 L* f
You jump building.
. @4 ]9 k/ |- P4 V你跳楼啦。 + N+ \3 f, }6 d; V4 Y8 X
You come back home and eat banana & S" R4 L; }% N* t7 [! k7 h  R
你返屋企食蕉啦
6 `  p$ V# v3 \# L# T# V2 sI give you a hair. 0 ?+ a- [9 M& q& X2 l
我俾条毛你ar!
1 U1 S4 t9 {- w4 ]' G6 b7 ~; z' w' k
Collect skin
; I& U9 ], u& G* n$ L收皮 ; i6 W$ K0 b9 ^4 t" K
Collect father : h/ O! |0 ]5 S4 x5 X0 z  ]2 A# M
收爹 % q: ?% a: A/ z
You give me collect father.
5 u1 B" E9 u4 }) x你同我收爹！ 9 V! \( h: j0 U6 m- L1 J
Laugh die me.
5 |$ K$ `, C& S, l) F3 r笑死我。
" i! p1 a# S  R% kYou give me stop.
& m4 @8 `( `. D/ K3 E你同我企系度。
# T9 ~& h" k) |# \9 m. p+ p3 bEight woman
; b  W% V8 l) ~+ P3 I1 d$ [8 q八婆
+ X# V( l( L* j# S! ~: f* _Eight woman,you are good! . P9 Q1 H' ]7 b5 N9 J/ ]
八婆，你好o野! 9 O! t* l7 R4 r: V. \
What the spring do you do? ) {( F& w. ~8 \* ]: G* r, U0 @+ ?
你搞乜春啊?
# S. q: M/ a& F: a: ]A dog of eating dung . i6 Y" s: z; v; b, U
食屎狗 * ]; [6 T' T# n' l, g: K& j1 d
A ghost of ass 0 `$ m6 \4 a" `! K; ]' y- |( s) ?
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
' s* |$ y! U7 |, U8 z1 q# W7 ^" D5 x都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

. \) _' u- m* r- ]* {0 L1 `. E

8 B2 Z* U0 }1 m& W  d7 ntotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ H3 Y, r  p, F" T; w! q
this is not hong kong style english.....- C( F: X  t' Y* `
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
- S! R; Y% u- Li've already ban this shit...
8 J# j4 N* |+ d3 T" o# y! Ldon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.