香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 7 v, S: t0 x3 _5 J3 |
甘多人死，唔见你死。
& q: y+ V7 B1 V( R2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % `8 f% |% f; ?- ^
你教我以后点出嚟行?
4 m1 O7 ]0 n7 G, B3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. # |) {; K  L5 {$ U% ]% X4 `
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " a" o4 X/ T! N, o
4 "I saw a pork chop"
0 d0 m1 U+ \; x; g我见到件猪扒啊。 ) p# K  b/ [5 J
5 Are you road? $ m; w2 l! l9 ^
你系咪路啊？
! P7 Q6 V  R' c% B3 p' C" \6 What the water are you?
9 T% ^' h: h$ I你系乜水啊？ : e  R2 O' g) i# b2 X" h( E
7 Do you big me? . N( r) M! \" R/ d5 o
你大我啊？ / ]! O4 V0 L- s! W; R' R
8 Zebra chops people.
7 b% k! g" s  }班马劈友。 " F' o2 M! l3 O
9 The king of the cutting girl. $ T" O: P) U% q3 o) c( T. {
界女王。 * x9 w- L7 c. g$ S, M/ s' f  Q( Q
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ Z- h- B4 S- [批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; d3 x$ C0 l& h
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 6 s" Y' z; p* V
你当我无到？
7 X( R6 B4 h+ g, K5 x12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   a. d9 b0 X8 c- @1 ?5 j
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 Z# N- T$ _* K" ?5 g8 e0 A
13 Today I was very black son. ; z: q9 I$ j# N6 x7 |) ]. f
今日我好黑仔。 4 n6 t  \( a/ D$ M! z
14 I am wearing grass. , `/ l& w# U$ M# ^4 E1 n
我着紧草。 & Q& C% v% p. W: D
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  x' Y* W. O4 S8 p( J* h  F2 q9 I你未够班同我讲数！
8 I: K2 }$ ~( E$ {. [" o16 Two beat six. - B: n# V: W# ^% F, l) `6 @9 ?% W
二打六 ) g( e$ {- j  k4 q1 x+ y
17 Two five son. 4 V4 u9 _( I$ R. v! ?. }
二五仔
# i: D  \4 r- ?- ]2 U0 I18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 1 t' R+ Y$ J  v/ A9 ?. h
琴琴青 0 k/ k& E' V) ]( o# n8 L
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ( ?4 F8 X, A% c) g  `6 y
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
6 |9 A/ o1 M7 [2 t) x0 w20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 , F- U0 m/ n- z! F5 ]" h
蠢蠢欲動 。 / ^" S" U8 L/ N9 Y
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 , I$ V: R# @/ Y1 K
人山人海 。 # v3 s3 T8 D' |7 x
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 5 `& c- B4 x% s; E
你算老幾? ( N3 S, S5 q1 i
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
, t4 W& ^1 w+ j* z你講乜鬼?
8 J+ n; `1 _0 r% s8 l& O) C5 w5 j24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 " m4 `& i: n7 j, y; h
我驚你有牙！   C3 T4 ^/ _8 H1 H  N
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & g/ ~: K8 N& E& l- E# E
心花怒放。   - A% w) Y2 P! e. i' C
Fish skin 1 `5 t" c2 C0 v2 T- x7 U/ n
鱼皮 。
" P$ J3 c% t6 G" z( x4 I2 a9 }Monster of blowing water. 3 x% f0 J+ ^3 N9 E9 v
吹水怪。 ( U: G5 F( X/ D2 l5 S
Face green green
% f$ \- m6 J. _7 h1 A面青青。 ( m' B$ ?7 q$ q
You see road carefully ; Q5 }( X8 Z: |3 b, @
你小心睇路
7 s8 s$ \- k" |% C2 BYou go to street carefully . \6 N5 W2 I7 f% u6 L9 r8 P1 l
你出街小心D。 & I5 b1 h$ e& [4 {: ?
Do the world
  G* T* O* V. z* k% {9 g2 s7 B5 h做世界 。
2 Z. p6 X! y8 q- L$ MBig tea rice ; C7 y. `" Y" l3 ]) X  P, r
大茶饭 。 8 j4 z2 @. f# B; Q% h
American chinese not enough. 4 f3 f4 ^( h6 d; y) G7 ]
美中不足。
# E$ Q1 v4 z5 }+ v# K8 gKing eight egg. ! d' D# H! w& O6 ^! |
王八蛋 5 L0 ^0 N4 j, ~0 r+ v4 z
High hand.   a! w6 _! H6 r0 t. ^' b
高手
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. l' }2 k: a1 hOld dot.
$ W9 t# m% c( }! H6 g老点 6 g# R. i5 }/ o
One old water
$ ~4 |9 g  S0 \! f& W# Y* r一旧水 6 W+ v* v3 o- A. V$ k
I know your mouse.
& J7 M8 E' t/ t1 F( x我识你老鼠！ 9 M! n1 B) ~7 M, ?% h; E
Measure water/Pound water.
9 {% k5 o' {2 m6 i% ]磅水
! u$ n' z6 R  n8 D) g! z- rA dragon service.
: L4 f( d( [) R- @8 Q一条龙服务 * @# v$ y" z7 }  u6 j' c  w- ~
Pump water. $ U# m- R) y9 X. z
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$ m( o+ @7 _* @- [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: \8 {9 ]: H; }6 G0 Y$ P3 x我吹鸡打你班友。
* ]7 E; o6 j# \' Z- W- IYou jump building.   A/ }- X2 N2 Y, x  i
你跳楼啦。
  {) f( u- [$ \# e/ h! i* e. YYou come back home and eat banana 1 n* o! n- B0 [3 k( S- ?
你返屋企食蕉啦 # k; ]+ b, P5 g" G
I give you a hair.
. K  _4 Y7 a6 W. p- ?我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin . z! W( L2 b2 \; \
收皮
8 [8 o4 W4 `' j2 w+ kCollect father
3 a* y' n- f5 Y7 w收爹 * E* ]5 J9 s9 l( g3 R8 }; M
You give me collect father.
& M7 G3 w  v( Q) E, b你同我收爹！ - Q# F! O- x- v. ^+ X
Laugh die me.
- {8 ]' q7 q6 ]6 F笑死我。
/ H4 {0 p8 U* A! ?# Z" b9 hYou give me stop.
  F8 A- P% j3 d: A$ Z5 F5 C你同我企系度。 : g% ?$ X+ x6 F* ~$ c# z% O
Eight woman
/ N" \# M0 U+ P/ h5 A八婆 . B( b% z% c5 f% [, X
Eight woman,you are good! # s/ ?& g* m& P9 P. Z
八婆，你好o野! 5 X3 ^$ F2 e; t+ \: e0 U
What the spring do you do? 0 N" B( v- R  K4 s# H) p6 O" [
你搞乜春啊? 7 V/ |7 b; \( h
A dog of eating dung
7 e- ?$ r0 r- t3 o1 g食屎狗 3 l  B# z0 I2 o5 [6 |3 h
A ghost of ass ( g3 e* T% V! I, R6 `
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: _9 k3 }1 }* @: Y2 }5 v/ T: H' a$ f都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

8 |: s+ ^5 G, o( n$ k6 H( ]
. m! W. e7 {0 z. C0 stotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......7 D) j8 \) n' z* T, l3 ?5 A
this is not hong kong style english.....: z: l& i7 I) ^
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ ]8 _6 I9 {; u+ [! A) V  z
i've already ban this shit...* T, O7 e1 v* e( U2 Y
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.