香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 0 a" g3 _6 G9 e  S2 d1 y, T2 `
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' Q& ~5 K! G. k' c
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
3 @- K. y) s. f; ^8 Y7 C- F你教我以后点出嚟行?
8 |9 g0 j0 Z# T7 r# t3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
+ s* u2 r8 l+ V如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & a5 m6 V3 s: C$ G  h% M0 @, _
4 "I saw a pork chop"
* k/ w/ j" r, Y" ?7 t" y8 }* u9 q2 a我见到件猪扒啊。
) j) y3 v  I7 v5 Are you road?
3 Q' {" {+ {5 T6 \! ^6 C你系咪路啊？ & ^& l+ B, k2 B# ^: Z; q9 @2 A
6 What the water are you? 7 G! [0 Q2 j7 J& I
你系乜水啊？ + A$ ~8 a2 J$ @
7 Do you big me? & h# \2 q( v* V, p
你大我啊？ 6 h' Y6 l: R0 b
8 Zebra chops people.
& H$ A+ Y+ \6 J* ]- f% N班马劈友。
6 V% P0 m1 z$ g8 B, B$ H( w/ s6 i9 The king of the cutting girl. - _; ?0 Y" r; |* {% p. V- N
界女王。
* S1 N( ]3 X& s2 J7 m+ T/ r10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 0 x+ f9 ^2 o% x5 _4 j
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
' `7 O9 \1 W  T/ W- @. s* b11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 `# J7 C( F9 I; O% P* ?你当我无到？ 1 b$ P  z$ u  [% I% q$ F( O
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 Q; W6 T8 r/ c$ X2 J# x; X6 \你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 N0 \  l2 m, T5 y0 h) t13 Today I was very black son. * g4 c# r$ J  R) V% ^2 e  t! C) H
今日我好黑仔。 % Z; X0 y/ O+ `" S( F" r
14 I am wearing grass. ! c9 L, s0 n8 o* j$ J
我着紧草。
4 q# Q9 H4 G7 ]6 f15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ; o6 J9 O# z' ~8 B1 P7 Y% L
你未够班同我讲数！
) U* R% b! k( }, V+ [7 C6 \16 Two beat six. 6 U- d( {* O3 c: o
二打六 / W: ?5 L6 U0 B
17 Two five son.
. x6 Y6 ]$ T5 T& }: Q' k二五仔 + N/ P% a# p6 C2 B) m# |
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
% M6 G6 l, [# W- d琴琴青
: m+ L- ], R8 K19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 : M2 s$ [5 l; {
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
) ?1 R: N+ \/ T0 j7 ?' W& d20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 2 x9 ^$ W' x) D) a! D
蠢蠢欲動 。 ) f0 ]7 {5 Y5 o
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
  I0 i1 L: D) [: u% ^2 b. \人山人海 。
& r7 |6 t; Z$ s8 w& V. i22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
' W$ ^# ~. E! U' K, Z你算老幾?
8 @- Y) L, E6 q* v4 a+ }8 ]; h* {% }23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " g" x2 z9 `. w4 x; S, ]
你講乜鬼?
( R/ A. O, q& o: h24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 * G  ^. X# R5 d6 T: B* a  N3 _
我驚你有牙！ ! h7 _/ m0 m' t( m* P
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 4 K1 Y  Z$ w) m( E/ y# Q9 _+ o
心花怒放。   
  L0 H: ~. Q3 j/ P* g: F8 N% oFish skin
% `3 i4 W8 H1 a鱼皮 。
$ q$ `% p6 Z: ]7 g6 G4 z2 V0 d. DMonster of blowing water.
& A9 c. V1 p4 p5 I吹水怪。 9 x" J  P# C$ H/ E7 I) \/ G
Face green green
& p! y  c7 j2 X3 I( ]; m0 R面青青。 + |; z: y8 G' N% O+ f
You see road carefully
) s5 W% k0 o4 w/ s你小心睇路 " I* ]* Z( X- k
You go to street carefully
" G) d+ H. M3 y9 k& f! n6 S  d; B你出街小心D。
' S4 `6 Z+ k' w' Y* _  JDo the world
; E8 g2 g5 k% s# E2 `做世界 。
% D* x1 s- u7 x' n+ E$ V' HBig tea rice
1 L4 B% p; C) j1 O3 D* D7 g大茶饭 。
1 M! S3 m2 H. i! PAmerican chinese not enough. 2 O; W  T* M6 l1 `5 K/ m! a
美中不足。 ! [" H! M2 P5 O* |) K$ J5 T/ X
King eight egg. + e9 o# ]. y& H1 z8 w8 a
王八蛋
" v' Y3 T) x: L6 I4 G3 T) IHigh hand. ! O$ k( |' D$ [1 h- n
高手 " M8 O1 y" W5 f0 @3 O  g

. X( ~! D6 e* x& q2 LOld dot. " U2 s8 R4 _' m4 V
老点
1 L6 p( `' O8 P) KOne old water 4 T+ L$ k* s$ c
一旧水
# |) x7 c1 c  U8 L1 P* R0 v! _I know your mouse.
& R) D5 \  J  i. {/ ]我识你老鼠！
. `( B! @  H- F% ^+ `Measure water/Pound water. 5 _' H) m4 [% t/ M% _1 v  z
磅水 + a+ v7 W: s, u9 b7 g# }! E
A dragon service. + f4 y3 u. }  v+ Z3 u! \
一条龙服务
6 R4 u  ]7 }& O' o. QPump water. ! r0 t$ Y+ h  }+ x1 x: _
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ w- k+ `; K; \8 H! l( t我吹鸡打你班友。 $ x1 `1 S7 C& [, a! Z
You jump building.
  `- v1 F7 l8 S# y  c8 e/ [你跳楼啦。 * F6 Z* c6 C6 h% \  p$ T
You come back home and eat banana , M2 t5 x" ~1 ]$ @4 n& n% R
你返屋企食蕉啦 8 x; C. `; C, n' [) j( ?
I give you a hair.
7 x2 R5 D: a: X* s5 L8 E我俾条毛你ar!
" I3 T' s3 o$ N; S( z) Q. Q* B! d. z, C: t+ b" {
Collect skin 0 ?* k/ r% ]5 I# f- J
收皮 . ?6 ~1 X; i" L) P, o1 k8 s. \
Collect father
3 K/ l. }  y( z) i7 ?收爹
( {" I" M4 Z/ R( K3 l# nYou give me collect father. ( O3 R6 L+ {0 q* E2 I! C
你同我收爹！
: P( Q! P0 t3 o" ALaugh die me.   ~' M# ], G% m4 a* k% H, p
笑死我。 5 k9 q, _: B# Q. v" L  y" z! ~% |
You give me stop.
& K/ C# c  n4 P* _8 }5 K- O8 C你同我企系度。
7 Q; ]( q8 }- L6 x9 [Eight woman / ?9 X& |9 d: o. U( A$ A$ x
八婆 $ g" G0 ~$ Z2 k3 B% s
Eight woman,you are good!   G7 j6 y" T! M5 R5 C9 D
八婆，你好o野!
# l' c- i0 G9 [! `& J9 rWhat the spring do you do? / w: {# X- M+ `3 g8 c
你搞乜春啊? 4 `5 s" d, t$ G. f* u2 k* R" o) E
A dog of eating dung 7 k, s! B; _, x* P3 L/ Z# {9 a
食屎狗
: X. v4 t! o7 h/ xA ghost of ass
2 o& l, W& v7 M& v6 J' U屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
6 P! M; M2 ?! N+ Q% H! l都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 T& u" ~  R9 R0 F3 q

0 p' ~1 }/ l7 a$ T6 xtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
+ t6 u; g8 Y0 N- s/ Y. s. Kthis is not hong kong style english.....+ [* \3 J1 i. ?
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....+ }% z) h( F8 E8 M' A1 B7 s: L
i've already ban this shit...
7 F# [; O' X6 A5 K/ f7 o6 Fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.