香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
1 w& T4 d6 `( |: o5 c9 m, E; c甘多人死，唔见你死。
' ^' R% v/ I/ c& l5 Q2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
3 I' L" O6 c9 D6 s' G你教我以后点出嚟行?
' G. \% b( K" l$ a* t: S9 N8 z3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 5 s4 B! c% m+ z; \7 B# h: Q  L
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " T1 p) T+ x. T3 i% h% ~1 A
4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 A$ A2 G. b5 o# v我见到件猪扒啊。 2 _; v: j3 Y  j6 i9 j1 @
5 Are you road?
* C1 K3 j$ r: E* S8 [. Z. S4 l你系咪路啊？
; z3 `6 \! N- ~9 M" n6 What the water are you? 1 r; A/ J* j' v* q. v  Z8 L+ p* k
你系乜水啊？
4 p0 k5 L: Z4 \$ z. w6 D7 Do you big me? * l9 n  T* D; ~4 y. ^% g7 M
你大我啊？ 8 r( }7 _7 r3 E2 `
8 Zebra chops people.
* h3 {- V* H) u: g! J" h班马劈友。
, e* v2 _+ `  ^) p5 s1 M9 The king of the cutting girl.
7 V4 ~# y+ Y' a9 b界女王。
: p1 @6 g7 n6 ]% `' `/ {10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 0 c  z4 L% n0 z0 R7 Y- l
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
9 _0 e8 _% Y* Q7 t; e11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* r8 ^9 D8 R5 [9 O你当我无到？
9 J- }$ Y& V  q6 w$ g8 T( Z12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
" |. ?, d4 p( q# i2 s你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ # B7 n1 u# u2 f; f9 K
13 Today I was very black son.
- X: L5 U) E; P今日我好黑仔。 ' K2 m" j3 O( F/ J3 k' z8 l
14 I am wearing grass. 8 W' X* L+ m+ f7 ~: c( \6 j+ ?  y
我着紧草。
6 y; U: E9 }9 P15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
. I" A% `: Q( x/ V7 t2 r1 }你未够班同我讲数！
; r: }, m* e$ d4 `' n; @0 a4 C( i16 Two beat six. & l, l3 X% ?4 _- P6 c1 p) x
二打六 1 Z$ W7 i4 `3 }; F: ?
17 Two five son.
4 l: ~4 `+ s- {& h二五仔
7 W* S+ k5 v0 @4 ^3 T4 x18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- G+ F4 e# j4 k6 L+ i" Y% t琴琴青
% c' \# \5 e- @' t19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 9 w, S6 ^2 U  l+ [3 v
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
' Q+ j0 S) m  c  i/ @7 U20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
' A: P: e1 F9 G1 U蠢蠢欲動 。
: ?  {0 F' a# l9 t0 n$ v& [8 ~21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 1 U. r- B) M8 L' h  d
人山人海 。 " x) m4 K& U6 p) T1 o9 ]" O
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: j: l4 e1 l. h$ D7 H你算老幾? 1 d2 w4 s4 R( |" O8 L; E3 G
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
) e& K" D  t$ K你講乜鬼? ; C7 c; k& i  d* r0 G0 f( ?
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
" e$ I4 D7 b$ B4 V% U' Z我驚你有牙！ ) F1 v+ h& `4 [9 A8 A2 v; P
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% H0 \) w# N: L2 P1 q% M心花怒放。   2 B" e/ X" u0 i# R3 x7 |3 f
Fish skin 1 y8 l+ x8 H+ ]6 G8 }
鱼皮 。
8 r3 K! Y; f# [: J4 ^Monster of blowing water. ) C- u; e! D! r) e* y
吹水怪。
  A0 a9 i/ ]7 @" W3 s; iFace green green , X# L3 K, z- Q  ~! k
面青青。
1 b; H5 i; f0 b1 l$ L/ d& fYou see road carefully
( {& U: _3 n* e你小心睇路
$ O3 i- T) T: K$ LYou go to street carefully
5 W: o) J& D  O" m+ p你出街小心D。
& N% s- S& V) y& O- _  nDo the world 0 n. d. M! ?% `0 _+ w
做世界 。
0 Z* d+ J- R3 j/ }6 G- W) \Big tea rice
& S) J) [  R. ~2 e9 s: u# A  T大茶饭 。
) Q" V- T" Z; C8 p3 B! HAmerican chinese not enough.
% f8 T* J" m# h& H美中不足。   u( ~/ O; n* \" C3 F
King eight egg. 4 E; i1 ?. h3 l3 b4 m. w
王八蛋
% u  f( i( P- p6 E0 f( w: N- x: _. t. IHigh hand.
6 A0 K+ F3 Y& b3 L高手 4 `. n4 ?3 L1 G) _8 y: B+ [) C

3 n0 |1 o+ y4 n3 eOld dot. + N# I/ r4 n1 C/ R; z
老点
: U# a% _& ?  O2 mOne old water 7 h; T$ R! [/ t( o; Y5 F# m8 S
一旧水 " e0 \% [& f1 V" ]9 a+ e* ?
I know your mouse. ! u9 f( {7 y, b; v7 f0 H
我识你老鼠！ + J- }+ A* [. ?
Measure water/Pound water. ) {( h5 i0 K- ^; s. y9 p
磅水 ! h. s3 R0 q- K* y
A dragon service.   ^6 ~, z5 y5 e$ U3 |3 [8 K
一条龙服务
+ Q# s4 Q; C0 @5 Z+ {7 _6 ]- w3 c/ \Pump water. , M# k/ u+ y* {) z  g/ ^2 ?
**** $ x+ U  v. X8 t- Z4 D) g
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: o9 ]  D! T) I7 `我吹鸡打你班友。 ; _9 I( P8 N9 C: F% J
You jump building. # {+ R% n6 S+ \2 {$ h9 K
你跳楼啦。
! Y: W% k4 C2 ]  _You come back home and eat banana 6 u- {! |3 @2 C# ?% ^( l) ]
你返屋企食蕉啦
& L( |  l1 x) a0 l3 t+ VI give you a hair.
' K# i! q7 B2 b  V3 {) e+ k我俾条毛你ar! 1 E1 G* D7 L) k
5 N/ O- A- M  S+ }4 L. f/ O5 `
Collect skin
' t! c  H& v3 H- ~; b/ `收皮 - z' @* x& Q0 ~0 F) \9 k1 [4 [* K
Collect father
  f& H3 V, L# P收爹
) z7 z3 E8 Q/ J+ v8 `  F) cYou give me collect father. ! y" F* y4 F/ o5 l# k
你同我收爹！
9 ^5 @4 [( ~4 `* `+ Z6 m, |0 y5 BLaugh die me.
( h& Z: V, U! S/ C& R笑死我。
$ K: s; n- p2 |$ P' EYou give me stop.
! C4 @: K; h4 U9 p你同我企系度。 0 C3 l: r% _" n7 \
Eight woman . D) C9 G1 r$ p# G2 @6 {
八婆
, X, B3 T6 w- I+ q( }9 f5 C6 [Eight woman,you are good!
9 E9 T$ v( q, ]八婆，你好o野! . z6 D' R# c$ Y$ z4 c& t
What the spring do you do? 2 u6 L) ~" i% ^- v: c
你搞乜春啊?
/ \- k( U, `3 U5 TA dog of eating dung 6 o7 H+ O; _8 l
食屎狗
( x) w3 q+ U$ b5 Z/ KA ghost of ass ! E0 b6 N, I5 J( T
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....9 t6 X- f: j3 B4 b1 ^& E
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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( d+ t+ T2 D, atotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......( j, [2 ~8 L3 i& V: a
this is not hong kong style english.....
0 z7 w( u' o- d5 {this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....% D7 B) Q7 R( |$ r" V
i've already ban this shit...
/ X4 I0 w3 e' Q- e) T$ y9 vdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.