香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ; h$ F( ?  x5 u. g6 w2 p
甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 ^2 O+ A; [/ |+ x2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? + s$ e/ [' O1 K* y& F' u, c. U
你教我以后点出嚟行?
8 `- Z3 m% Y6 e3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* }; w( p" i: h! Z! J如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + [. q" A& }: @3 ]  f) a5 k- D
4 "I saw a pork chop" + c9 Z4 f  a# Y' P4 M
我见到件猪扒啊。 ' u& M3 X. m* b6 `  B8 g9 n7 r8 W
5 Are you road? $ _9 T, c0 b8 }( x7 T; x% i
你系咪路啊？ 5 f) o9 ?* C2 }4 v
6 What the water are you?
5 ?: V( m* C, G你系乜水啊？ 7 o, y! b/ a5 P4 C1 A' y
7 Do you big me?
; T* [; T- R5 M" E: u: X你大我啊？
$ v+ @) S7 g) g: Q( g2 w/ L3 D8 Zebra chops people.
- ^  ^; i( s0 H: E7 i: N; s. v班马劈友。
% ]1 t- c: J" b1 i* \9 ?7 K9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 ?! Q0 y. _9 D& A7 h界女王。
$ `2 s  p1 Q) L) I( \10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ! l, h" O; f  a; T
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; _9 Z0 w4 N" m5 e11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
9 J, h% c* c7 o! W你当我无到？   h- ?) l' p& {4 F. X8 W& V3 h
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
. |" T$ u2 W) M" ?1 x% b2 U你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
$ ?% [. [9 g5 I1 C13 Today I was very black son. 2 ~) n1 ]1 u- r, F
今日我好黑仔。
( ^, k, P; _3 \, r14 I am wearing grass.
( T1 j( L/ _' r0 Q. _$ h0 c我着紧草。
# U% G- F. q- _" x3 V" K* M15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
6 e% O, Y& p0 W" W! H# {( X$ H. K. f" G你未够班同我讲数！
3 O" Z; a. {, R; d16 Two beat six. / v" {$ x5 @3 q$ W
二打六 : y6 q7 u. d1 k# |# v3 ?+ p0 W
17 Two five son.
5 O) D7 G0 f5 h二五仔 ! K" ~+ f1 j; l$ G0 l
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& k: x1 E! X- Z5 N琴琴青
  n( f/ P7 g1 a" S0 e# |9 ^19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
2 u- ?0 I9 L$ E1 [9 C7 x我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 4 b9 C" A% W( O+ r0 G2 p  ]
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 # q) E% a0 Y6 O2 X8 E
蠢蠢欲動 。
9 z" \$ y1 }4 o6 X- j21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 * P8 y3 H" E/ U5 z
人山人海 。
; A! q2 u8 E$ f' @( `22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
* k, @! [5 f) e( D# u你算老幾?
5 [# A% ]/ w( Y" _( i23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
8 w, s+ h& x0 g% ]. h$ Z8 y/ p4 n你講乜鬼?
' q) f8 W7 L6 z  }. U24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 t) O/ y3 _, w2 i# R! K; O9 c$ J) {: @/ M我驚你有牙！ # m# W" n$ T( z* v* @
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 * Q5 P- I" C, Y  t# |8 A& r
心花怒放。   # w4 Y9 A; @4 u/ s+ Q" y$ j3 C( s
Fish skin ; ?( K! X  z7 ^! Y2 r% L
鱼皮 。
* |( I/ q* {* e5 PMonster of blowing water.
. P  Q4 f4 B  u! t吹水怪。 ) [, r% j' I4 w% t+ `& w" Z2 ^! X. f: z
Face green green
5 i4 b& s! R" o" s2 t6 p. ^面青青。 ) E( k$ r7 P# g. ?+ g; e5 j% G
You see road carefully
0 m( u' ?+ Y" s; I+ X4 F( n1 @你小心睇路 . S, ]5 Z$ K  H; m' y6 J: R: w
You go to street carefully
9 [+ ~. l5 U8 P2 h) u3 u" E你出街小心D。 / ]* E' K' C, T- X: ]5 z+ M. `
Do the world 4 f1 m$ ~/ ?1 {* _( F+ v
做世界 。
: t1 F! O; @+ h. s" J- ^Big tea rice . p. `8 o% R' A/ B2 a
大茶饭 。 " @. H0 {; U1 w. ^- V+ S2 u$ M
American chinese not enough.
* b5 @% X5 n2 {1 h+ a1 |" N* l美中不足。 % _1 N6 Z# I8 q5 z% F1 n
King eight egg. ) d, v  D# D* p3 X  u0 X/ m
王八蛋 - k; B) r/ p7 _& Z
High hand. 9 N& T/ C1 |" {% O, U' \
高手
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Old dot. . K! g: P; W7 H# w
老点
4 m) K3 N# j! Q6 [/ [* FOne old water
, H( \/ H) Q0 [0 y4 w. H5 i一旧水 3 e5 l# ?' ^% d
I know your mouse. + _, {3 z% Y7 d3 X. G# r; r: d
我识你老鼠！
. s; f4 F+ z& E3 H5 CMeasure water/Pound water. 1 o3 l% N7 O" u3 F) h
磅水 ; R8 x+ p% q5 z+ {9 P
A dragon service. ) d; P7 W& ~. l  j5 H$ O0 f9 y: [; S
一条龙服务
! f; v$ y6 i& LPump water.
, [3 Z  P: z4 a, p( u2 ?****
( ^( F! |: ], s/ P; V$ [' kI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  Y3 o1 o8 ~7 M5 d5 g) @我吹鸡打你班友。   ]$ @: W. K4 u+ V
You jump building.
6 a3 H4 d( u; P4 m/ t% R* f你跳楼啦。 * i! {* `3 t* }+ Q2 B6 D# M
You come back home and eat banana ( s* ]* C) E# Q; c3 S+ Y& l
你返屋企食蕉啦
. ?5 U  _- r: }1 |5 M. qI give you a hair. 7 _' C* w+ h8 l- t
我俾条毛你ar!
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' x7 x8 X9 q) N9 ~6 u* vCollect skin
) a8 n- n+ L# @0 n, L5 \收皮
, _1 n7 P1 Z7 ~* L; O5 d! hCollect father
+ Y! Q* R" S# E- A. x- C2 O收爹
0 h/ i; b* ]3 W$ S2 f- i3 @You give me collect father.
$ X7 k9 L( B  V7 a6 C7 x' A你同我收爹！ " B: U' \6 S& H2 F( r& Y' a
Laugh die me.
+ A  O3 t" c3 ?; F笑死我。 4 B# q! \5 f  j- @/ b
You give me stop. 6 |$ V! U% E* T. ?0 u5 p
你同我企系度。 5 @, A" Y0 k1 U/ d( ]2 W8 R+ D( s: n
Eight woman
* G3 j/ W+ I1 J- ]2 F* h八婆
: x6 V* h3 {. _+ y0 ZEight woman,you are good!
* X) z. z8 X( l! I; V3 I八婆，你好o野!
! r* {% V9 ^+ n% L4 MWhat the spring do you do? # g  Y. N+ D; L3 x
你搞乜春啊? ) W8 j9 b) \. C% F  |2 @8 d
A dog of eating dung
- j, {! ~( ]  w# a7 ~1 m食屎狗
/ W, Q$ V9 F7 j) r  ]' p" C, vA ghost of ass
6 W' o7 ?2 ~/ |屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....& ^- v! a7 l0 u$ V
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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# e8 o' A! n; i$ k1 |; \9 _totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......4 q: Q1 L, v3 V1 M7 I
this is not hong kong style english.....3 `- h. K, A, E, c8 T
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
) w: L* P4 x' e6 vi've already ban this shit...: n% x" k! H3 Y0 }
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.