香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 ^# a) @( a% t( i6 S甘多人死，唔见你死。 $ Z5 N9 C. k- i+ L. _! L, h1 Y$ Q& |
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
& D" U$ _: U/ d0 {  f你教我以后点出嚟行?
! B: f) P+ ~7 w2 g) a! L3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
# V# x8 Z. x8 d8 L* P0 @  o6 A7 ~5 p如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 [- x* O9 M. h8 c1 g+ l; f4 "I saw a pork chop"
, {7 S: R5 }. |; E, j1 S$ _1 q我见到件猪扒啊。 3 O( Q' i$ M  N) i& d" E# _
5 Are you road? 9 T% r/ N% e: x$ \8 P6 T2 U
你系咪路啊？ 3 v. ]$ v' ]$ A: M$ w
6 What the water are you? $ x0 C7 ?5 D/ T; D
你系乜水啊？
" V, A# P# G) B2 n5 s+ k+ L( z+ |7 Do you big me?
* V( R3 F& P( a6 {1 v: O5 N2 n7 R你大我啊？
' `2 G4 V$ p! }& A! i$ X8 Zebra chops people.
9 m9 n# R) h7 I  E班马劈友。 ( B* w* v3 w& y# H' `6 `" V+ R
9 The king of the cutting girl. " N+ K# L4 @/ V3 |+ H1 u; T
界女王。
6 t2 Z4 U! c% Y# Y2 m; |10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. / b  e$ z9 a. d6 ^4 p3 D) ~9 g
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
4 @& p& F2 o5 N11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
. I( j1 x6 S" h$ K/ Z你当我无到？ # i) n( K8 q/ n4 I. ?% N# ]
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. - A4 Q; `2 g& x# n: w9 J4 |
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
# f) F1 k% I+ E0 Z6 s, b6 m13 Today I was very black son.
) F% ?  y$ u; K; S; ~3 n今日我好黑仔。 * |$ c5 z! g9 @2 W- `
14 I am wearing grass.
- \9 Q/ e7 C7 w我着紧草。 4 p4 q+ L- w3 T  L1 k9 r
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ' X# X9 n0 {0 i0 a. L
你未够班同我讲数！   i* J& K9 R  T/ q- r; F
16 Two beat six. + h0 ?3 m5 ~6 b" W& j" L! a' h$ x  G$ u
二打六
4 d9 [: Q- y" M% W4 f2 E17 Two five son.
* o4 e. O  A: @' T0 j' l二五仔
, k) W' \- a8 m0 `8 i18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
  v7 S9 y8 _5 [3 Y1 o琴琴青 # C6 U+ k) A% ?
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 2 n) M, S# _; j2 J- ^+ m- |
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 _# U$ n# ?& O20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
: ^8 h  o1 u/ I' ~' N蠢蠢欲動 。
: j) N4 i  I# _0 b' D+ q21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
# \0 B: o9 G- L9 a人山人海 。 0 T% }: B( K5 n7 B% ~% x2 x
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
0 x8 V; J* ?3 h* S" R你算老幾?
! ]- b1 o* o/ R( m- l$ r23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ( R% G; s. @% a/ r
你講乜鬼? $ v* j3 `' Z( z
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ! S3 h& ~* J9 [. q/ g9 n
我驚你有牙！
% [$ Z$ U* G8 Y8 D4 b: S* O25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
, }& W9 `, l4 K3 F0 o6 K) w心花怒放。   
: {# m4 ?& ^4 g0 z1 ~8 {Fish skin 6 O1 H% a( ~" s7 {/ q2 R# R
鱼皮 。
5 S6 X& T- F5 Z+ a  n' \. oMonster of blowing water.
- s* g0 j1 G, L6 F- k. f6 N; t9 w6 F9 T吹水怪。 . D' n/ k) t0 G4 z! P3 |
Face green green
; y7 F4 C+ b+ O6 ~  p面青青。
; E" u8 C8 F  e( k" v" kYou see road carefully
4 R$ f) J& l( s5 U8 E& G你小心睇路 - N5 I/ g9 D2 \1 l" C+ b+ v* F
You go to street carefully
. c# }' \" Y" S" Q你出街小心D。
- b/ k* a* M+ GDo the world & M: z0 M6 g- R' x" w- }  A$ W" t
做世界 。
' X% x% q9 V$ Z3 x0 U2 pBig tea rice
1 v) H7 _6 B3 @* O6 Y1 V大茶饭 。
! S8 t0 b) |' i. vAmerican chinese not enough. 0 P0 X, W3 T' e0 b, o$ j
美中不足。 7 g) \0 t5 O0 b) s0 c1 o
King eight egg. 9 V* z- v  n$ T+ o& W
王八蛋 0 M/ l$ k: y# K3 E0 e
High hand.
3 l6 O4 t% b* V, t8 p: [8 j高手 . D9 P' n3 q. L/ ]& ?  W

  S& ^) R# ^" xOld dot.   l- m2 P( o: J: q
老点 9 p! [$ I8 z3 E7 k
One old water : k' a  J5 F& x* ?' v/ ^
一旧水 0 |/ b# W6 |, S1 Q' e
I know your mouse. ; O: ]7 D. N: M7 R* S8 x
我识你老鼠！
. f5 @1 x* _) B4 L: E+ V: E2 {Measure water/Pound water.
( N6 O3 {5 q/ o2 U& r0 K6 o磅水 & _0 `! @- {" Z" v' a1 m5 s
A dragon service.
3 s5 H5 z. [- l) s9 k+ T2 c一条龙服务
4 U3 g/ v! ^- vPump water.
+ i) T9 k$ B+ ?- h  E****
4 U/ I! z6 n' |- o: R! u8 f' L; NI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & r0 a  t5 ]& ?$ U0 f2 O& a7 h
我吹鸡打你班友。
: L- M+ @) Y4 c6 ?You jump building. 8 s& o2 b; z" P3 J
你跳楼啦。 ; g. k+ Q3 w: j. T
You come back home and eat banana ! ~* O. w; k- C8 U5 g
你返屋企食蕉啦
/ ?7 e# ]8 j. Y2 I0 `4 t0 j; xI give you a hair. ' B9 n% d3 U% `8 E) o7 G
我俾条毛你ar!
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, T9 K' g8 q( w& u& \' u7 l2 @Collect skin
/ v; ?" X: c; {$ ]( g+ m收皮 , d+ G, Q5 t0 R* H# j
Collect father
/ g, k7 `# f4 A6 l& ?收爹 + P5 @# i, s4 }6 I
You give me collect father. ; ^. R5 P5 U4 O; ]- S+ X
你同我收爹！ ( q; V( [  w* D" E2 @! E
Laugh die me.
: i; L8 O3 X, J0 X笑死我。 : R* \4 }: O$ o3 ^. c
You give me stop. % r  H! q+ Q; y2 p
你同我企系度。 $ d" c3 A. q1 h/ Y7 z+ G/ o
Eight woman 2 u, h0 y6 O; G" I. a. M
八婆 & V. z) E( i  C
Eight woman,you are good!
2 U2 `$ R, v* u3 O- J6 s. @8 z. R八婆，你好o野!
) G$ D6 D: U& o/ A2 uWhat the spring do you do?
& i( y: }- {# J7 N* B! a+ o/ J你搞乜春啊?
/ f7 V: l! K- d5 QA dog of eating dung
* i# V. b) o% [" e: }食屎狗
+ n! T' r  e% O6 Q, `A ghost of ass
, k1 P/ i/ F- Z( P2 l屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) h, U8 l) J( B1 V都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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& ^- t7 Q8 W* Utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
9 u% A8 ]2 K! L8 ~this is not hong kong style english.....) `( q9 e$ a( }  B
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....* s3 r2 G/ a3 j8 D3 C. T
i've already ban this shit...$ v% K; d/ b- Q2 g! \# K' ~6 [
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.