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1 So many people die, never see you die. $ y2 T3 ^' F+ |+ l# @
甘多人死,唔见你死。 2 Y" L( `& J2 V% h
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ g5 P; k" b+ j& |你教我以后点出嚟行? 1 K  e! q, s9 I! ]6 k6 e& z9 \
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
4 Q6 r7 Z4 N4 L如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
9 k: |$ w0 }' X' @5 V: I4 "I saw a pork chop" ( ]" [! C8 D! C* l4 Q0 c
我见到件猪扒啊。
( T  u3 @" j+ K7 c5 Are you road? ) r; M: }( k3 {* h3 d+ V
你系咪路啊?
" P4 d3 ]5 i5 H' n4 A# ?2 Y# g6 What the water are you? + K+ O1 j$ i, S; v7 a+ d! o: O2 V
你系乜水啊?
# o- G6 {, W0 L8 n- X, }7 Do you big me?
- V1 w6 w. |% L. K% E你大我啊?
' Q, ]" l- V6 V! O8 e0 `& A8 L8 Zebra chops people.
8 l  r1 D; ?/ o, A. ~: R, G( U班马劈友。
5 |1 u6 [: D" {# Z6 R, z: m9 The king of the cutting girl.   |/ O" R# h" U5 ~6 G
界女王。 $ Q1 E0 b- T  Q& p9 ~4 C6 `
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. # B- Z# a, j9 u' s4 F3 ]" f
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
1 p, A. g& R# E- v2 S, N: |11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 }8 w0 n3 T. S; K8 g: }, N& H你当我无到?
/ Y$ a7 t9 I4 @" U) W1 t6 x3 }12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
! [5 ?9 d) i$ g4 W3 _+ x/ O9 M你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
* A( G6 q$ }. z9 A8 f: k' L13 Today I was very black son. : @( c7 |* V1 a2 j2 o
今日我好黑仔。
' L. F# v8 Y) L* U14 I am wearing grass.
4 O- {( m0 A, N$ B. k) t我着紧草。 ! E/ _! L! P: ?2 H8 c% K
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! S5 y7 [2 z1 t8 j
你未够班同我讲数!
3 v% ^! M. ^0 J4 o7 i' |; k16 Two beat six.
% _; X, _% L+ B( }2 ]$ Q二打六
  V( n: M' A8 m5 E17 Two five son.
9 L+ `7 \; ^) ]5 ]6 K+ T二五仔
. Q4 {: B5 k$ b' q; h- Q; T18 Piano piano green.          
, F, K3 p3 ^0 |+ @! _! Y琴琴青 ; E5 ?2 `2 j: A( C7 \2 {
19 I give you some colour to see see.     
- t8 d! M9 c6 F. l) a我俾D顏色你睇睇! : L; x9 C8 z" s
20 Stupid stupid want to move .      $ U% e5 p7 T( A
蠢蠢欲動 。 1 L2 w' A( d- M
21 People mountain people sea .    
- W) x/ E& |! C& B+ e* h3 O& q人山人海 。 9 L% u! Z8 d" x" t# z
22 How senior are you?         
( b7 h1 {2 ]8 Y" D: {+ `5 g) e你算老幾?
  Z4 X5 Y" x! t; H4 f23 What the ghost are you talk?    
6 z+ r# G' ]: G) T你講乜鬼?
+ A. D/ V- ]0 T. v+ w- H# \2 z0 }5 v24 I fear that you have teeth.         
/ s* G3 x9 f! N; n% Y  x2 L我驚你有牙!
0 k' u" o+ d3 }' Y# e- h25 Heart flower angry open.       1 b7 Y- H+ z0 t' C: e- b
心花怒放。   1 o4 k  [: D/ e2 R# H! a
Fish skin
, c7 W+ h% i( T1 U3 q, `鱼皮 。
9 r/ i: [7 E, K" \- w  bMonster of blowing water. # q$ O  K: C' b$ e2 D- |
吹水怪。 8 y" X3 b- f/ F/ \1 |4 W$ h; u1 k
Face green green 3 y, `! u( _) T0 a
面青青。 , c9 G! H. `8 F8 `9 n  j/ v
You see road carefully
( q) n! f/ K4 P- g你小心睇路
4 x# ?6 f, x5 F9 b) rYou go to street carefully
- \) V" \0 r2 I& p你出街小心D。 ! U2 H, I2 C3 v: O& p/ P5 X8 {
Do the world 0 l$ j! u8 V, f/ j2 g/ u& k4 u) ?
做世界 。
# O, `8 G1 ]. \2 yBig tea rice
+ U$ W& V9 {3 f大茶饭 。 7 t8 d1 m1 t  u* E' J, K8 T
American chinese not enough. 8 @- G* [5 P8 g  V- L
美中不足。
3 c* B8 t# H7 s8 iKing eight egg. # S( K) d5 A% u' Z2 o8 e
王八蛋
- }: \; z( J1 o- LHigh hand. 0 X. C$ T- O4 {0 S$ `
高手
9 j8 y5 Y, b/ y7 j2 Y
. M" ^  q9 o" F7 R; SOld dot. + t5 Z1 A* S" a0 N! @
老点
4 L, T6 }! `" `6 p# D) pOne old water ; x: Q& [7 U" H+ p4 }( C
一旧水
2 ^$ C4 @% W2 J& P; cI know your mouse. 7 L! S7 ^8 j! j0 Y- J1 K
我识你老鼠!
1 \5 Y% s- O" r# Q+ SMeasure water/Pound water.
, ~, @1 p- L0 J5 P6 t磅水 7 q5 x3 ~5 K- o# z* v2 _4 F: r2 h
A dragon service.
* O+ z7 I5 G) ^6 E4 ?! U* O/ l6 d( t  q一条龙服务
/ S0 }9 P7 b. }$ e8 NPump water. 9 K. k. D+ X6 O" X' {  ^
****
3 }* j' \: O; [# vI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: j' v  d# H6 C) C我吹鸡打你班友。 2 h9 ?/ c; B" T% h; H7 n
You jump building.
. t7 Z1 B/ ]9 j) R) l# k9 p你跳楼啦。 - W- J9 v( E8 Q8 `/ o1 }
You come back home and eat banana & u) Q: i& m7 W
你返屋企食蕉啦
; q  M/ n/ f: g+ S' V4 `7 [' ]I give you a hair.
. U. O2 n9 o0 z  w1 T) A我俾条毛你ar!
' |" h9 q% p6 x* ^2 s' V' T( o# \/ {& M9 {
Collect skin & Q; O2 {, C; u; a" }7 g
收皮 1 {' p( ?- X8 u
Collect father
9 R' ^1 @6 J' m2 I3 x- v收爹 % G0 r# h" B# O4 Q
You give me collect father. 6 F+ m3 A! f7 S9 ]6 U; i  i
你同我收爹! , R1 B- R+ N5 }: D5 ^8 y1 }
Laugh die me. # Q  b# g1 `6 c, G4 \% X
笑死我。 ( @$ J3 f4 \+ L) ?
You give me stop. 5 z& f9 q# n% N+ a  X4 a5 h
你同我企系度。
4 R, @  z! k& c: m% o  A+ ~6 h$ rEight woman
; M) J9 v1 E2 U. M  ~* F. M八婆 / |$ r& U1 I0 f$ G
Eight woman,you are good! 9 P( C& c8 B: W* {
八婆,你好o野!
& z4 j1 v3 b2 ~. O1 h  D5 qWhat the spring do you do? 6 ?7 b9 M0 x' ]" V, ]
你搞乜春啊?
; E( g* k8 X4 h: o! m4 zA dog of eating dung
, g  S  f0 x7 j; B1 W4 ~食屎狗 4 }% l- `! W' x; {4 g) u
A ghost of ass $ i8 O! l$ g! @! y  G
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意....., n! O6 p( s; Z' u1 @7 S
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
/ U; a# O/ x6 B) u! H7 o5 Fthis is not hong kong style english.....
( ~& n% i: C2 s- N) w9 K& i4 j7 h4 A# F, Lthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

6 b% E- S; N2 u5 e& f/ ci've already ban this shit...+ s) k. o3 P) S6 n
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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