香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 7 j2 B3 K/ E8 z2 u' W$ d# G
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' G7 d% ?2 {, i- \, [
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) U4 o; d4 X/ x9 @
你教我以后点出嚟行? ) e4 B/ p0 Z; d) A! O5 t; f' }
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
' ~. x1 w* {0 q4 |. ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
% `1 L8 c7 A/ ~0 t4 "I saw a pork chop" * t9 D6 p5 R9 z% n* _
我见到件猪扒啊。
! g: ?: u9 c# O! Z1 b# ~) j, r5 Are you road? ! a* _& |* b% B2 x0 }( ~
你系咪路啊？
  J; E; I! |5 t% H; R6 What the water are you? + I: _4 G4 G/ z
你系乜水啊？ ! X& a8 x* b- s/ c1 t% j  M
7 Do you big me? ; B" G  C4 ~9 q) Q8 X
你大我啊？ ! H, t; w$ n5 G4 @" F
8 Zebra chops people. 6 o  I: n: k( [" k% c
班马劈友。
& R8 ?7 u7 U" x) E" s* ~( H9 The king of the cutting girl. 5 q0 c) p; R) g6 a2 a6 }5 K
界女王。 8 _6 d9 ?# k; i5 V# i) e4 Z7 W
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. / m/ ?, B+ X/ R# l) |2 `6 W
批我个头俾你当凳坐。   W5 [+ ^! s( T9 B7 ?$ g9 y
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
5 `  Y! C: I+ u2 L; h) w你当我无到？ 7 u9 b0 O. z6 B2 p* p8 z
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. + _5 x' p$ L5 H4 E" a
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
& T8 }2 m* w" l; d: @13 Today I was very black son. ' h/ z7 h" M9 T" v% O/ J
今日我好黑仔。
* s) p5 g; f' p14 I am wearing grass.
  S: T0 c4 C: G  d+ e5 y" o我着紧草。
, d2 |, ]4 U9 U/ t+ ?9 m: o15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 2 ?" y* g" W- S7 L$ M
你未够班同我讲数！
' E* U+ g% P& H7 j0 e8 F16 Two beat six. 1 I+ E7 s0 ?- \) E3 O; Q! k
二打六
+ e! N0 _& ~* a* f. t8 f+ k8 i. o5 \+ W17 Two five son.
" s* l1 i; r0 ?/ M' J9 S二五仔
9 ^8 C1 d* f* H18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
1 W$ ]" \6 Z1 O3 z$ W琴琴青 8 l$ `- B% i* z+ S
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
3 j2 U# ?( [1 J- x6 a8 v我俾D顏色你睇睇！
! d. `% K( Q7 w$ l  f: E20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
9 l5 D; x# q" s# F蠢蠢欲動 。
0 O; L+ H: Y/ _2 P; r8 f21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ |( k& b" U" I& I4 e
人山人海 。 ( D4 ~$ c7 C- S0 h
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ! r) y6 \( @# e6 W/ g+ x0 }! D
你算老幾? ; O' e* h' \0 Y) L
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 - x# F5 N+ w( G' c  g, Y
你講乜鬼? 1 `5 N* U: y$ X+ o
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( o! X5 d5 B5 U) F7 e, c8 X
我驚你有牙！
* v3 g6 m. g! C/ [25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 l) {& s6 d7 S心花怒放。   
! ?/ B2 Z1 n; M8 Y8 A" tFish skin
2 |/ Y# w& o' l. ~* h& u. g: s" o鱼皮 。
& i# F0 o7 p  [& X4 k) N/ bMonster of blowing water. . b* n& o- ]2 Q7 Y" o; h) U7 f0 X+ [* e
吹水怪。 0 H: B4 K) b+ w& \% y! `
Face green green + b1 q; H( Z1 j# e, ]4 O1 v
面青青。
- {% I8 {) O2 oYou see road carefully
0 x+ U$ @1 |$ k! v你小心睇路
/ H# D: v* T. z! Q) O" b2 HYou go to street carefully
* z7 C0 E4 t3 {你出街小心D。
( M; o) U3 F5 H/ L1 Y/ _% Q- ~Do the world + |' i* R* E5 s1 f
做世界 。
( C3 p% g$ u  t) F+ o4 xBig tea rice 8 v& M) H9 c1 F& D* N- Z& Q
大茶饭 。
" G1 _6 p  L  d6 F* d5 VAmerican chinese not enough.
9 V5 J% ^8 j0 P+ S1 x* ~美中不足。
0 ^1 d  x4 M/ o8 w; D& T* F4 rKing eight egg.
0 ~3 y% c9 I9 `5 I" c, v+ t2 a' N( W王八蛋 6 K( g. l3 r" e
High hand.
9 ?: L0 f, [: b: r3 Q$ H! M高手
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! B& i# K0 R) u% M/ IOld dot.
  c  y) W3 W1 z- c老点 # Z$ y# X& j6 }. Q% ]4 V$ Y2 \
One old water
# K% ]( u) V  R( G* L一旧水 2 _+ a9 i( r" W! h7 M& F# ]6 K
I know your mouse.
* @+ J8 I1 R( v6 ~# T8 o我识你老鼠！
6 b. ~4 e( R( [0 `& z/ |& aMeasure water/Pound water. 1 n) k3 A$ g- z+ s
磅水 ; d. o* R! D  \6 R$ m+ G4 ^( e
A dragon service. ! ^5 t8 v! O) t/ s
一条龙服务
' {8 b9 b! t  x( g( t- s, o0 {* FPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 z) b+ J- y% C
我吹鸡打你班友。
( K) ]' g" B- v) h, \  C. I6 oYou jump building.
, h% y6 A3 n2 k4 ]你跳楼啦。
$ f' s5 V: @# g7 n3 CYou come back home and eat banana , X$ Z+ O# E; M6 T0 W+ v5 Y8 o
你返屋企食蕉啦 # c/ Z: E3 E7 l: s& r
I give you a hair. $ b% z/ [% j' A  j4 d3 A- L
我俾条毛你ar!
9 a* G8 d# z. s9 j/ d+ ]+ x, Y, g! @1 V  S! n% a" i" j) r
Collect skin
. |! @! ^, p7 G) m  \0 ^收皮
* ^, q  p  g: N: n6 {Collect father * z4 `5 I! H" T: d* \& o! f
收爹
; r7 n! l6 j  @/ |% |You give me collect father.
! `" _: l6 [1 D, U  o6 d你同我收爹！
2 e, j* z+ N) A. ?5 xLaugh die me. + h7 j2 z8 }# s( X7 M8 z. y
笑死我。
7 i5 `1 c, n5 U# q4 _% lYou give me stop.
: F/ v2 u/ ~! q8 D2 X你同我企系度。 * v& y; L- A- r- n4 \
Eight woman + d) B  ~, m& y, F5 [
八婆
# a3 p! |: c' T# T. sEight woman,you are good!
' a7 U9 _( M3 V5 G八婆，你好o野! 3 J# _0 d. I8 _9 H* z  ~
What the spring do you do? 3 x0 J$ N8 x! d
你搞乜春啊?
! ~& x- B9 b& _6 a9 T; W: aA dog of eating dung
. N  z9 A/ b/ c5 p+ Q食屎狗 7 Q6 u$ _4 E: |1 F3 S
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....1 ^3 T; s2 b/ t
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....../ k8 S1 r, H" Q
this is not hong kong style english.....
/ c  ^7 o; J' z; F' w3 @this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....) Q0 K/ @: j' r9 U/ E
i've already ban this shit..." m) G+ V. N, G) U
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.