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Kei2005

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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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4 I, C$ K" o3 J7 N* E8 F0 r2 a6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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  |& S4 Y: Y& x* o; s5 h  I( z7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)0 b" {6 f" u9 p: v  `6 U
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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5 n+ i; u; E4 w9 b4 g& Y; J9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)0 ^5 @8 q# n- p
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有). ~! a* d  }" S* N  @8 Q; x' b2 j

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三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
% v/ M& O6 k$ b+ B8 b 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:( L$ W/ G0 W" ]. `4 Y7 m- Q

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

9 A! ]7 v* b, G; z我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good