◎金錢

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It can buy a House
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可以用來買房子 ) I. `4 r/ |4 y! {. \

5 X: c) U+ T; L$ n1 Q- ~; ^. B6 Y" fBut not a Home
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但是不能買一個家
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It can buy a Bed
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  可以用來買床 " F9 u2 n9 r% d- P; r4 g. L$ [

  W9 h) _/ [- {' L# O* xBut not Sleep' t* d" f+ O# r$ N: h* t

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It can buy a Clock6 F" D" j: r$ ]' `
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可以用來買時鐘
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But not Time- a' @8 N. K, M$ G3 I" d

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5 f$ A9 Y8 `% D, M# F It can buy you a Book
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4 [- F6 a& B, ~4 w  可以用來買書
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但是不能買到知識
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It can buy you a Position4 ^$ i8 j$ c5 Y

7 p- k' e( i4 o- R8 z可以用來買職位 2 B+ L% z; _+ @5 {1 O) _

: R  Y  P. n/ v8 p5 L) r7 m- IBut not Respect
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但是不能買到尊敬* ^4 S$ E' D8 g7 m; ~+ d# ~6 k" H4 }
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It can buy you Medicine
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可以用來買藥 2 G) N$ E/ ]6 f6 ]+ s

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但是不能買到健康
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It can buy you Blood# A1 x* m2 t6 X4 s- u
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可以用來買血
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6 t7 d5 C- J$ q9 [3 f5 S: E9 pBut not Life, A8 z: I& s7 l1 c3 J3 [) S

1 V+ j2 w& }# {8 y+ }- T但是不能買回生命 / R8 J7 Y! b: J8 A% f! R) U
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It can buy you Sex0 U/ j& b, L. v; S) C+ u

6 s6 n, w1 J4 `! M可以用來買性行為 ! X- |( ]$ c, C$ u, X
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But not Love
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但是不能買到真愛/ E; F5 Y" W) j# s2 E! L

7 N+ a( x& I0 L' Y3 |0 GSo you see money isn't everything.- z  R- u1 X4 ?) l  b+ i0 P% R0 l

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- q' g* L3 F0 J8 ]; k8 [I tell you all this because I am your Friend,* G; K# s; ~9 B
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我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友
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and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
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+ j3 g7 J' }6 _" s( F& f  i而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦
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; ^6 T/ q! s. k! f2 ]免除你所受的折磨  D8 ^) M5 `7 U# C9 n' x* p
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so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
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所以把你的錢都寄來吧
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2 n) a- g4 d% W$ E; c3 r我決定替你承受這一切痛苦
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$ y; M# k8 o/ [* U A truer Friend than me you will never find.
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你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了- }3 `! E; Y1 F! G) j9 o; t- Q
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CASH ONLY PLEASE
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'nice'

幾好啊,幾有道理

godofcar

不錯的道理