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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 v4 M0 S( l: J: N

5 v1 p3 s7 ^# Y% n& [性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 h$ O6 K4 M3 _9 I/ k: C

% f: u8 M8 P% z' a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 9 f. M$ X+ q, ?( @( U, B' X
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " c  t& n: ]) S; K
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教之道:The way of learning it # y: M7 N& G: d  {. V( y; |
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 Z$ u9 v$ ^( B( @/ l6 x昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 k: [' o( G- e# K; `) s1 D
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, * o( A* [# ?! r" }6 E  _

' k% ^9 \7 }- V斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 T$ \+ Y$ H; |) [+ @! X

/ y+ F9 m# H" \竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & N. l& j& x8 D) m( B
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 K  M8 q% K. o: N8 C
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教五子 :All his five son took it 0 `4 ~& K/ t2 N
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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+ k2 V+ L8 \+ g- R8 I8 ?4 G8 U. s4 M養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' S' t+ L' u; j3 U

; c, A& N3 n/ t- k父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 K$ _' Y' ^+ n" B' z+ H3 o

  |/ j7 y# a: p4 W+ r! Z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) ^3 {; I& k9 Q3 p0 X+ E( `子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 \' T2 S* x' |5 |  y" [" M0 Q
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * l, ]( _3 [+ g( N
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! Z/ I# Y& I$ W; G& M* U
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : O6 w% O  E! t. {4 |; {2 e
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' W& d  u2 r1 T% v5 g. q

' {0 U% X4 d" m$ r人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 D  O8 w" ?: v9 b7 [1 L" X

) ?) `& q3 f3 j7 T, v" t不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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