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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 V8 \# e M j; v8 J% |
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. v2 ]* ]1 I1 \2 ~4 v, O; T
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 i- I) ]( B G/ [
" r* L5 X( y( W0 i5 p0 W, w9 b苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ' R# A5 U* P% i6 n
% m. [( P) Q" w* h: G2 D# @貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 J4 t8 E) n% w9 i/ U; @( L
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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2 l5 ], e+ B7 J1 d子不學:If you don't study hard,
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+ K! L( }% e1 z8 t$ t1 Q9 p( M斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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4 N+ E* x; t* y. y& M) b有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it * @9 R& W7 n. N& l/ u
% c/ X6 S+ G+ i8 ^8 ^名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' X! a; }5 N( W$ A+ ]0 d- z
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 r! @8 q, Q9 v; ~% Y/ v
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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5 B9 k/ {/ ]: O5 r' G8 y! x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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4 P/ n- ~. ]( s% V: Z9 H$ \' J" w/ K師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ( B3 a' O7 T, w7 v$ T, b! p
+ R) |; J' K! C1 I# ]" k1 Y4 t非所宜 :but that is a real mistake + k3 w2 w4 J T5 _ L
! L0 H5 E7 U" E) |8 R1 h! s7 p6 e幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, _5 ^9 ^* y9 }1 { u g
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 P8 R4 r$ j$ q) b9 ^
+ e8 \$ w O( G7 H; m6 p7 i0 A$ D玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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/ }/ [+ p8 R+ W$ A不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. _( Q3 V3 p0 i& O不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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