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人之初:At the beginning of life. 8 z" `/ b- B7 i

, ]" ~# Q8 g: L& N' A& n性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " k! E0 [3 w9 z9 m) l
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , Y/ ~1 _  j7 s/ Z; v2 W( R
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 {* L+ I# K% h
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教之道:The way of learning it
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5 \1 K! _0 x4 g( D$ I2 D貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 j, w' J7 V$ _, A# I- Y  z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 v! d3 F+ }" t

8 y, k- X6 Z. v0 \: f竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 u- a5 q: U- O- e+ u

! u) u% M$ A) q, o- }5 p教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 k( ^# k# D% }) W7 G

6 d' s/ K8 q  k3 ?9 X. u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 6 q6 [3 C4 U( H& `" F" V

: f+ ^7 V3 ]) h% v父之過 :It is all your fault.
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9 w2 z) B; z7 t* W, q" I+ u9 J5 U* e3 c教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 l5 K# _1 o$ _4 ^- {" ^' Q

3 F8 w) P4 _- a( k4 N0 k  X0 S+ N2 y& |師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) @, v8 ~  E0 Z% p& j+ X6 {
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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5 _/ d# E3 t0 e0 t0 W4 h; H老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 {4 R; a+ `. ~% y

/ n4 u, J" Q7 S, x. A- U% x' s1 y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 f: B: |! r: _) n; A! `0 B
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. k9 b: {+ Z. s! r不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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