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人之初:At the beginning of life. ' S+ U# e# ^+ i  O1 P1 L/ J* X

) U# b, w* X& I/ l2 j0 T性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : }& O* L$ @3 Z4 \2 S3 t4 o

$ \& S5 _8 v8 K( \+ {: t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 G" F3 W6 W2 @( A/ b2 F教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 C; ~+ U0 P  E+ S& Z$ B昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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! {4 k+ i& r/ T! t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,   ^: e/ q3 f6 M+ o$ e; y9 \

; Q- l& t0 G1 d% ~4 F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 O' i9 v1 t" p
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " v/ @/ C& t' K' B: |

" L  d9 E' ]( D9 p% P% O有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 v) E; y* A/ F, U* O& |名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. * h8 a8 A- W7 d, G/ X/ v- h

# n/ _" p! o8 c6 ]教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! @4 X0 ?, g) I6 {' ^) {

1 l: Z6 x/ c7 a5 ?3 ?子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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  f! c; F6 L& K非所宜 :but that is a real mistake + y9 O8 t$ T, w$ m
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' m, O7 h& @; j6 J1 X老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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' M" S7 p; g' I0 U玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; F0 G( I, O/ x" K
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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  u, @  p. {: A  J. A' K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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