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人之初:At the beginning of life. , ^) M& W" R# x- I' L  C

; P7 Y0 Q( t( T- z性本善:Sex is good. + @9 o8 v# x+ w, Q2 P: }
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 z: M' P/ Q% s6 `
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 N- O% F7 @) ]6 U- m" e* Y1 B

2 Z" D, i2 ~$ N$ J$ T苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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$ r4 d, _$ O7 ^( s' d8 ]性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it / |( Y8 q) j/ O  C

4 e# @& k5 ?& ?' K7 H( h" J貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; B7 v) e2 _2 S8 R: J9 _% H

" |) b& ^8 Q+ Q6 }- Z& L1 L擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & d3 i* B: @& S* L, K

8 i% G) {6 [$ t' D子不學:If you don't study hard, ; _) V) e' X9 {5 i# R% z# e

2 Q  C: O" C0 F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . e* x$ H% Z% ^
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 D0 b* g! e; ]+ h, y: b) z4 m

; r# s0 h% X5 o- B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it * I, a/ k5 |  W! h0 q; ?; W" u
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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; j* |8 W, l( N  T& @, @7 N6 d# }# P7 ]養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! e. N* i$ O, X4 a  ?5 f$ r0 J
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, V& x* H: ~* [. y' Q# s教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , V3 ?7 @/ h. B, l0 p/ B# E- ~

, z; D5 b4 a: ^( ]$ O1 c師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# j6 W* Y# c; B/ Q* d$ L子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, . M8 R: D: o, C  j- i0 P

+ N" z' y3 w8 E# @2 {& N老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ) |) @" w8 p! U' b+ |9 C0 j3 L

" Q, i4 D# O! N2 c5 d) a% W" Y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 g  v( x- W) d1 E

+ w" B  o- P2 r5 @) _人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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3 d0 [% m/ S8 [: V* l1 w% F* N不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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