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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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8 n7 ^. C: |, t* m6 R3 m性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : r% g6 |0 f* k) a) f

! j  |1 z3 X' e/ G+ R0 h習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) |) D* a9 W' n% G6 _

; i( G* R6 U# @6 F- n+ ]. d8 [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   X: ~7 v1 C# Z, g3 L9 m. X: |. B

6 m6 w) ?: {# `性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; `/ \! M* q5 S$ X/ r! O5 e( u: |7 ~& u
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 U6 \; b- G/ k0 l  |2 H/ N3 R. o昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 r0 F1 ^( X/ [1 w; N# l

* `1 s$ h' T  E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( j1 ?5 K$ y, k* k9 `

; B$ m* l" Y1 a4 N4 K+ X子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" u- E- Q5 o9 e0 u! M8 I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 z3 r" P1 z: \9 e2 U6 C3 X

4 E( d5 _9 O7 z1 I( Z竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 ~2 d2 o7 x% A
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 6 s  G5 U2 t0 n9 n2 @& e

) Y# ]4 x2 ~# U9 n& W5 Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 D, ]7 O& ]7 w8 e, `( u, T
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 a# i0 Y# F7 }5 y' H' H; W+ X
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + b* U! `- R# O' ^6 ?3 f: D+ b

8 ]8 Q1 x. c, Q2 p. K- K3 m$ l7 o子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " I$ |9 Z0 u6 y0 x3 C
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - X: h5 A4 ^5 p

( K# m! G/ H. u4 w老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 z* c, n# @- ~- U: `

: G  T6 S+ c9 q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 Q( v" M' z) m# X- F
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * {1 Z2 K/ m; @1 M7 U6 H! b0 U; X  F
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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