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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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( Y- w4 N: u+ S性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 ?8 Q& J) g0 c6 S1 Z8 I

3 {  U2 D/ r' x- d; K: M! b習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & t0 z0 v) @: {; u0 A
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 P3 H1 y7 G+ v# n2 J- t

" P+ }& `% @5 Z8 T教之道:The way of learning it
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4 E0 q* y2 P7 y# K貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' w' }  O  G2 y% d昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. " S6 ?1 w4 w: H" B0 K
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' y  `6 D8 @2 F3 q  K斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . |1 z5 D" i% }# |, K

/ b4 ~9 V% ]# i( t竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 1 n* ?, K- X- ?& D  O  w$ |, B. W

$ |9 [! H/ E1 J7 P+ A3 Y+ X. \有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 r5 |" f0 G& P8 Q+ }: X( n( v

+ P2 i2 ?, G  P) p3 _  J( [9 \教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 K% T5 a2 X, Y3 x. l& A" R

- \$ R) T+ E" {9 O% B' t/ \/ F養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 F- S% |# y: q6 S9 C3 j
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父之過 :It is all your fault. % b& B  s5 b8 y: B

$ j2 ~' D" w0 u. F1 N教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; ]0 @7 s1 U9 K( J# E

8 u! @  Z, e- i師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 t' F1 c7 Q, f! p- y

" G* T# `# ~" q子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% A( E$ u/ r4 x" V0 g: @6 r非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & y( L, x3 A6 B3 T8 x3 R
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 J5 [- `- H: K' j9 a: B8 I, O
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " j2 o$ n2 `2 B# m6 \5 H  n
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 |5 I7 C( [  t1 n, H1 P

0 o6 g* c' j9 A- y" O不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . r& h0 j8 |4 v
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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