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人之初:At the beginning of life. + W* X8 M! [' f3 R% V. f' K4 w' J
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 L- |$ G' b* L: Y1 t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 ]4 h+ Z, q) |) e" i+ }
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 Z( l6 {8 O- t+ c, O
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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3 `2 Y* Q8 {- T. e4 {6 v: M- ]5 x貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! y3 \1 k) o, S

0 v1 n  Q4 u: N* {; A: B4 L昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 L8 d3 m5 ^7 N7 K, ?7 B

$ \2 i+ C/ G4 D( Y, I) z$ r' o; F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, + z" c. O) b9 t8 s+ U# {) U

7 P- A0 l$ W" H- {3 f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . a5 Z9 \  O  ]# {1 N8 s1 E

0 y$ `9 c4 u9 w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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/ t- k# e2 P  @' P; w# n教五子 :All his five son took it
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' X# r7 f. Q. C' {) w- h名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   B) B, v! |! F' {/ X

* `' j( F8 ~# ~/ @" K父之過 :It is all your fault.
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5 c2 b& t/ Z+ X$ }8 b# f- a! @教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# ^1 ]7 |% Z7 q6 _2 K0 a子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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/ X, C$ b$ K& B% H" [8 I' k1 h非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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+ Y) _2 `7 i4 f5 i幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; i& a. j1 N% ?: T4 T; F8 F
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 d) U. M3 _! s, J: ^
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% u# q& m2 t, S* y9 u人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 Q, ?2 v" a0 U1 J2 f

' o# V, Z6 S' [不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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