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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 8 I% ~+ W0 b3 m% J+ J4 R

& S+ ]( O9 s0 k0 l& F性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % w/ ^6 e6 j/ Y8 b6 Y
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 [6 ?! p; {0 q: K

  G: o6 o; @+ ]/ ]5 H性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ ~9 ]+ L( @: R! ]# _1 w8 M* X昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   q8 P+ z- g" n) y( V

4 _) B! q! w( P; B' j( _1 M6 k6 e子不學:If you don't study hard, " s6 }+ D( E/ C; \: ^

, t. \) R* O4 Y3 G斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) ^$ ^1 g4 b& ^
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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0 r6 i/ w) p& \- P3 o$ g( N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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  f  Z8 i( ~0 g& V* V; l4 ?  j2 t名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % W/ {  s0 U8 \

, q! V" l7 |* ~; W6 w# W7 P5 @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  l1 j6 ?8 S' {9 ^/ \0 M父之過 :It is all your fault. $ B4 I. P7 f" b: R
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 S9 z; A( m9 ], n5 H
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # r6 }, [- d5 y
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 m+ o* X! t* ^! F! i: B: L
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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) D; e! @" t: N& E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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5 n1 |' q; |7 \# U+ W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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, L6 Z$ [0 }' L4 j+ V5 T人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 G+ m, O+ P  U1 H
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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