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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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. D1 A+ g" o. g" w7 u, E9 d4 _% a4 q性本善:Sex is good. 8 c2 j  r$ ~/ G% J% ~5 z

' f4 ]+ Q1 F- `  i" Q' p性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( y+ l8 F* o; c) [9 L
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 o/ w, o8 K7 f9 I性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . @3 \( [3 r& m; i4 k) j5 R# }& v

: S& T2 k8 b' @9 U1 K/ ]7 k教之道:The way of learning it $ f4 n0 B4 @; C9 ]( [' U1 {
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 ^3 i/ O; [1 j6 O8 s  n" {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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, m5 I+ f. `2 z7 i$ k+ e7 ]擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 O/ O5 T5 ^5 s5 ?* a% G7 m# R) O子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. % _& J7 L& O1 {; c$ ], j: N

, }, d( H0 s1 a/ M2 v# F8 c) U" m竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( @8 [' l3 Q2 T) N$ R6 f  u

% P  h$ O, ^5 R$ t( o. @* y4 K- S有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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. w' s) k# o1 k( T! L  p教五子 :All his five son took it ) i! T6 Q8 a' `6 a' a0 T6 Q8 ^

$ K' i# \5 V" F1 m% Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 ~. [2 U2 k+ V- p( ~4 i

3 M5 K& o6 g* t' ]% S  a9 B養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  V% _) C3 C5 B父之過 :It is all your fault. : U5 a% @- c# I  y, O7 u" f
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 S; q# r  c0 c  `3 Q) j子不學 :You may refuse to study this . j, J0 w& p, e  S" P
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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1 J8 g9 }7 o8 O幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 [; @7 E% M% ~3 Y+ F

) U/ V" c6 _: Q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ( m3 m6 b/ r1 B# ?* g2 u
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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( V" G) i5 G9 e' `* F9 q6 R4 Z5 D不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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