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人之初:At the beginning of life. - w$ L3 q; O9 G7 W

+ D" |. Q- s# \性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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  U% w* Z) r; c( N7 H習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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1 p! D( I9 b( b8 F性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/ K7 r! ]) }6 u# B! ~教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , U& g( _& S( G: q' j( U
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng   X. l  z7 f- t; q) ^  q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ ?- z6 b4 A0 v0 H# m; {$ j

$ h* t) O- l4 P/ Y1 L7 X" ~7 n8 v& C# F子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 h) _4 {5 q9 Q+ u9 @

, G  q/ t! r* Q8 `& _' Z* Y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; x+ D  |: o+ Z; `) `6 L% }  @

% \* a( w6 T+ [$ r5 g/ r有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - l2 U+ }& N5 g- r* S7 H' ?4 a5 \9 C
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 I0 n1 l9 O! h

* k* o) L1 o5 g0 z) Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 m8 s8 R9 k" X* D3 ^. a% a

  I' H. D) o7 Z! ~* f4 z父之過 :It is all your fault.
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8 a/ w+ x0 _/ L( ?" N0 w教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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5 W6 v8 D6 ]0 D師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - N% i5 W  \, o
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this % E' A( ]# \; C8 J. [

2 x0 @( F4 h# Z* P非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / X( U2 `: N. A
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) u: E# Z& i( }$ p5 p% \" {6 c1 g
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( H4 D) Z1 q+ ?% v5 `* r$ k5 ^

/ R( O5 e& c; C* G1 U不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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