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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 o3 e/ D' w# n$ f+ A! B性本善:Sex is good.
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& c+ L1 u1 v3 G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' e# L/ z' J/ F# Q: P習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + L  e8 m) Y4 i  F- j
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! l# d8 K/ a, k4 U; O- i

5 p) ]; i; O" {$ T! V) \  e性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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  z0 H9 y5 S6 l( \/ B9 ]7 F2 J教之道:The way of learning it
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% g( @5 {8 P# p: I& p貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 {* p. V3 j% I7 T& P; a. ~昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng   I+ v( |0 ~$ Y, j2 t2 f7 V4 c

/ M& \  J7 H2 s2 x* G擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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; C8 U4 m# V) N) P斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , P2 q6 p5 s5 d, K- x$ f

/ d* p: {5 _6 S, h+ t  |- R竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , P$ V# [1 g# P2 h; X9 e! F
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 6 U* F4 h. [6 ~: w6 F/ O

; Y- D0 t1 F) a. r, Q  |- \( g/ @名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' v1 E2 ]  o; Z( R; C- A% l

& y5 w) S5 e- E8 q7 a養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + |! b) M' o8 K: N" A& k
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父之過 :It is all your fault. : U: o1 J- b5 p7 k# ?4 f6 s! }

9 R7 O1 v+ n+ r- [1 I! `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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( J6 j" V& |6 S+ A師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , c% `, l; z! c: R5 |0 @0 f

6 \* y# e$ c0 p0 W. m# g) c5 \子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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# c. F! ~5 w6 B# h+ Z, L非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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8 y" t9 B6 v' T1 m4 ], D玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! ^* w0 [. K. m( X  J7 Z* l

+ z8 x  l0 o6 V- A3 e不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 1 D, H9 E; J1 L. I, N# E+ N  k
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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