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人之初:At the beginning of life. ' i3 Q! l9 U- [: ]7 u- z
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性本善:Sex is good.
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* I( q( L$ m# Y$ j% Y$ ^6 j. [性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 y- w5 c+ a7 s( Y+ z

! T4 \2 D' {" z" ], B6 |9 H, A習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 E" H0 n* a  Z3 j4 r# p, U3 T2 h
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) S) d& |+ u9 M6 A' f1 }' H/ @
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 S% P3 p0 \0 Y& f教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ' r# l. g0 L8 f; V4 Z, G

* V$ a$ _' P  e. c* @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 M5 Y( G5 u% F. S3 I0 i( Z+ b

* K; @. M/ R. @) {, x斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : z1 d% U2 `) }9 d. k5 w

. f( E, ?! H: \. s. Y9 k竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . h9 q% b( T0 o; t
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% i# _3 @. o+ ~) Q教五子 :All his five son took it # R& l  |  s4 m3 |( O

' T( r3 n9 \% n9 ]$ Z4 [名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * k+ w5 F/ W( c. t# i+ T& S- Y

: X- T/ _0 y/ {# G$ P養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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% ]( e0 z# Y4 F- q3 a教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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8 {) i. d  ]: c9 E非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 6 q' Q+ o: C8 p$ S
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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4 Y" f) d0 l. |1 R玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 l0 j: X! J. @  w. L

; B4 K  o; @+ B9 }; A/ j6 K5 N不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. & `6 A+ ?' z. }( R6 E- `) ]  I& G
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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) y$ x$ p' u! P2 F不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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