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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 q) t1 X. e$ Y/ j; v2 e( }8 U
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, n$ W7 `$ Z# `; N) s' k苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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& T/ K2 I; s! B' s. `. _9 z教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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3 x! ^& X  |  C- W* A8 ]3 K擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 n3 M2 X* H4 V* c5 M1 s5 W
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子不學:If you don't study hard, : Q& S: |7 m3 U' F! r- w

/ B  |8 ?5 s3 Y( M* r' w4 s- L斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . T. p2 `3 F( J# {  i5 q1 {1 j5 ?6 D

% G* T" C7 H1 \2 f$ K6 c; Y* X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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' X, w5 p( O) r( h0 ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% r2 E; I  i5 l; X% q& d教五子 :All his five son took it + A" e6 }5 h2 z1 m

" u- _; ?( |$ n2 F名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 r5 N. ]* L2 Z$ k, S2 }
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 x. b8 t; Z7 W3 r
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + i; ^$ C; {5 m3 l. l& F* G
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; L1 W: L' d( C8 [' @/ m5 Z

8 q+ R# J. s2 ]- `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- j/ b  Y4 R; a3 @  r+ F; v+ ?1 z8 t子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 X7 s# u: A. t! a

& E4 K$ X7 e3 X" f4 ~1 S' Y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , z& g3 I( X/ B( e. g( U) ]
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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# w. d# ~$ S6 h玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 W6 @$ x. h$ v+ o# q- c

8 w* v" k# W; S+ \. ]* S- Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& O# d/ b8 S; G3 l- E- w7 s$ z5 x人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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