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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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3 l. n. j1 I; ~' i: d9 s  ?性本善:Sex is good. & s2 s; N' l' ^% F8 _7 _

' n. y7 r) D& W/ E" {: O: x: X性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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% m$ v* \4 ?, a; g. k習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% N" n; H$ O( J. v5 L  n$ n, h苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # t$ A: G( ~/ J# w
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教之道:The way of learning it * b& C: @4 D+ m1 \

# C- t5 h. j' T5 {% F/ Y# m* l) n貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 S  T1 x0 q3 T- e& D7 R6 S  I0 Q. f
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 G  N# S4 l! D. A% q子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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4 b- Z" q/ V( X8 a竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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/ s/ C/ B3 \. q- C5 `6 C+ m有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ) {  c% R0 @. d
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教五子 :All his five son took it + N$ }/ {0 ^5 c. d- v$ P# f) A

7 n8 ]% n+ V% |' o& p1 B- J  f$ d名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 N8 n0 Q0 b# r8 r4 |- T
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ ^: P4 X/ r7 s; ?: h; K; B/ Z$ R
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 L) G. s3 s; v' `0 b: {
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + Z6 ?) l% J" ^

: N0 K& M$ v. t, o子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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2 V( G  j+ a& R4 |4 H" j& O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - m6 q9 T) J# a6 h

; X2 J- u* p, n( ]4 u( t8 T幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ C) L& H9 {- _; f7 m* y" n8 h7 l
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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/ C" w. f1 x) d/ o4 p/ f5 ]% n玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% b- _0 f- I* O0 o人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + _* e0 R8 v- b3 }# }

' N5 V+ h* M" `% K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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