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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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' o5 U& b' g/ `/ Y性本善:Sex is good. 6 ~7 d3 A+ g; m0 c
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' L$ Q1 B" b) k& e; i習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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& \2 q+ o$ d! J% B% v7 k' ~性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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* g% z: f& V0 K2 L* H; H; U6 }教之道:The way of learning it ) X# K; {$ q( L& [9 e7 x1 Y' S3 }/ l3 e
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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# r0 a5 x8 `, J2 ^; _4 ^- U昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 M2 w: E$ x3 j: P/ l- \3 I

2 O% X1 z8 l; w- x) T- `: D斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 `  z0 c6 v4 p- A2 b竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 ]' R1 F1 L1 N- F% b2 P% }

, r. ?# W8 q4 ^# }, e* o有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ! {$ k; }! s! M% F0 F
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教五子 :All his five son took it 4 a' M7 s5 n& L
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% n. H$ ^# s/ n- Y. w養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 I$ [+ O- l# W父之過 :It is all your fault. & \  r( B/ {$ P  d6 m% n5 R

: P0 G2 ~; D* V  P  Y* a教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 O5 @7 O+ B$ F8 B% y) R) J( D
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 H+ @) I' d2 v1 p3 m% c- Q2 E
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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) d' S' J# G: O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; [+ J3 Y2 w, z$ g3 [# D) b

- O% X: W0 O( o) D& _幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & Q8 J* t( w! V( A+ D
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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" @/ x* e; a0 i不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - N" K$ R% [6 n( b' d

& F1 W1 @3 ^& J4 g人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & I6 S/ ?  y' v2 v/ E5 Y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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