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人之初:At the beginning of life. % G( T$ M, Z3 f2 K# l9 L

" @& X' L$ M3 Q6 |) W性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * F# ^! {4 Z0 b4 v  O& g

1 t$ ]: R0 `1 G/ |3 `4 l9 V習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & S. K& ?- F) y6 N
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - `3 B! L. ^+ V* U. ~- K

# F9 x- m7 @% B8 E7 {教之道:The way of learning it
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$ V% X3 V7 m/ D; D8 k貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , c$ h4 N/ @# g7 p2 d5 k
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ M& N6 s; s- Y. D9 ?/ H8 H

& H* A) i& J  [( D/ {擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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' }1 v# w* O+ u9 j" R. M子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 [$ H3 d% ^) Z# N: q- g$ i1 O) {

# {% _" g7 n# a" r1 v5 m8 u; m, C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 c- L6 M5 L' V- `- Z
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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0 O! w# I( J8 i- p0 Q$ G) k名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' ~% U6 s1 Y% ~% C* K+ M

3 D6 ^6 Q' Z/ A) d父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 l, l8 B5 [6 }5 e1 N3 h$ I$ H教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " j/ e5 D: X) U/ q  f/ a
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 z" m7 y% Y6 `6 l2 u子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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3 ^+ k& o5 T2 E1 {! `  ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ Y  w, s& D3 ?幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! p1 E. t+ l: U2 H6 h( |
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 A# l) g* M" K0 ~
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / O9 z: Y+ l0 I" G+ d8 S% F

6 @& y- v' W0 U9 H1 |! H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 e) g' N/ i% ^3 C. O* T3 I3 }

) p- Q5 T* q& V; j( K' V) Y- H2 ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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