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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  U  v: Y3 C1 P* V- h4 Y2 R( I/ |性本善:Sex is good.
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. k9 N3 M6 @5 D$ `- i性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & ~% ~+ O0 I# H0 @
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , B$ v2 b& q- ?
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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3 g6 |) w- e1 x' O性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ; r, i, _' c7 ]: |7 g2 J
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& H' G7 ^1 U9 ^  H  O& t/ Z; d) E* ]昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; m7 [" z; I' J/ _
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 v$ ]- Y2 Y6 A; J子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 ]- w2 H& }$ t

) t9 y( S9 ]7 T7 f- M7 n+ y7 K& U斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) U9 S$ l% f( c* M  k2 c
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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8 j+ t) U  b. D( Z0 T  M% T6 a有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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# j! ?- x+ o" t; c名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! a: ]4 ]2 |8 y+ ~9 B; H0 }
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 ?8 h! P# b- i4 ]# H5 E
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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8 Z7 P4 s$ x0 r3 X9 G, p7 M- e: w師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & J. v0 v# w2 m" I$ K
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 U  f3 i: a4 z
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 6 Y5 @' K; X- {5 P

1 A' v6 ]$ J0 q: d" ^% t幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , R& p) c) i  P5 r# K
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 i8 w& Q  n+ [. R5 E

) M' U; X2 q. F- x* S- T玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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5 s& `" C5 Q" h/ p9 H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 C) [5 L9 K6 J; ?2 y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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