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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 9 b5 ^4 A5 s7 B6 t8 x; v0 X7 }

9 @: y" Z% }: g) C! W  F5 h性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 Y: {8 y3 F0 R. X- b
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! i3 s  H# ^6 z. C9 n0 P% W8 l昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 I2 q$ t/ t- ~& [擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( N1 P# l0 U5 `6 @/ p
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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% x9 U8 s" U1 N斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# e( O7 a/ I  z- l有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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: V. ?' t4 g5 Y4 J教五子 :All his five son took it : Q/ ]) U2 B1 t5 K, u* H6 m0 _! |
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   u' a4 o4 \) n: A2 _$ E
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 K+ i3 Z7 l7 T, N) R# S$ u" ^
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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: W, B/ R. S% C9 L' b7 e" G/ x非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * Z0 `, v) u$ [% z' A

# L, S$ S5 c0 F5 ~( g, v1 Q+ A幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ h* ~5 q# `7 J4 W6 u
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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1 h" O0 |2 f* g& i. n人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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( l5 i5 y# E* y( A不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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