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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 1 z/ s0 a! z& E

" W5 F. @$ N7 F性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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5 j6 o/ U% F) V% A8 o# j苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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' j; ]5 J. g( c* [性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 P+ U8 P6 z& J, j! j  u

( d7 H& t" v0 n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - K+ M. {. r% y, {: m

$ _  B' y  @9 Y5 G! n2 V擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 f) N9 k, S/ x2 ~$ u' a% w) c* f8 q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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6 V  |. f; Y6 D, N# T有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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/ W8 N5 `4 g' y: ^名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : z& P& |/ t* z( n# x% P! c

, |' \3 k# l2 K6 ~養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & U+ Q/ l% `* I

; \0 G/ g; ~; u; F+ @父之過 :It is all your fault. . c" ^' v( N  E+ H8 j# ]

7 C7 n5 F7 K7 ?$ d$ L$ l* J教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ) f1 N8 o7 V0 o5 F
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 I7 N/ s# {% V

$ Z- S) @& v, m/ {  h* \& E子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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6 U" q! U1 \2 ~" x. M: ?1 `& l' F非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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( n) x" L1 b4 p幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % V# i$ x7 [$ T( H3 p0 \

1 w/ f! ]0 K% i- l5 C6 o老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 B7 E' M' X* i$ H

+ Q; A3 @5 X8 v* t, F" l玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , S& @3 J9 r. M  x
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , K5 Q' j7 U1 e' r% O
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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