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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; |, s3 [$ E8 e, b% X

! h+ |/ S% X( f5 h) M/ m性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : A2 O9 n& T! h/ c1 k- O' _2 ]

4 b. h* T, E* O" [* i* d. l; U習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ D' C/ [2 H' A0 m7 ^; V2 i8 _

, t& K2 P' `+ Q% O) y苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . {3 J+ c" e2 i" T) }, G- m) y

0 O0 v% \6 x5 S2 p+ f3 g4 ^性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ {8 R) j% p- A! k; Y1 a. z教之道:The way of learning it 9 E9 Y* B/ k, e, z& H
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; `# E8 U  ]( B6 _/ L

) u4 ^& d! {! }5 [: K( I5 ]昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; l! i$ U/ J0 C' d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. " L* A( h1 D- i* F/ W
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ; b1 u  X) _2 L) v
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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; e9 h, y5 ]/ f教五子 :All his five son took it 6 s6 {( J& a+ ]% ]& m2 u! h
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ; q7 e) Q4 M4 r8 D% }( c5 F

5 V' h  L; c/ b# ]/ s養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! i# T  o! i0 ^8 e/ V
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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( I2 W3 K0 ?1 V師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 ~4 _6 X* k# v- A* W子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 _7 q9 s8 ?4 ?3 l0 g  s

- B& b- T/ y& Y! m2 r/ D4 C非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) f! Y3 H! c) `  ]: T. e( Z' T  k

& s, u- @" ?- B! \- [, O3 w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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* M+ u9 n& o7 p& k4 W( ^/ e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 r; L4 w! a- n5 f: X+ z9 A% P) T2 b2 X

7 z  b! y+ K# ]玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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" |% Y( E/ S& V) o. u% l3 n人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 ~" W( r6 s% E, N9 ?# b3 \
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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