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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 }( u: _  n! ?: u" ~4 ~

, t# U" ~( b  P) N4 W; Q教之道:The way of learning it
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. u6 F7 c; `, B" T% {' q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 q" Z+ B# ]5 z) l+ D1 Q
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 j: m3 q4 Q, y0 M* K8 G& e6 O: b0 W擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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: f5 Z' P* P( L2 `5 T, w2 @斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 D0 Q8 |( y* h/ M/ F* V8 s$ Z. d# y

* \& K* f& X* ]/ h7 j7 f6 e* ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   K: r% O7 W1 h( J  ?- a  C% l
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ n# V: b8 m8 h  T
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教五子 :All his five son took it $ Y' l  I7 m. m7 @% k0 f" D

% E! o7 N; g* h2 J4 Z, W+ A名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % n7 s' F( ^2 D+ ]) G& b/ N; r
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + j% a0 Z! `( [' E& Q: W; z1 E
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- f: g& M, {# ~6 b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 C. p( g3 s3 ]" V+ {

+ z. U5 l6 m5 h1 o' ?5 ]; I子不學 :You may refuse to study this * V7 Y! U( P+ D5 A! f
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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6 H9 G7 o2 G6 t9 P! O% b% e幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 v% i/ b* ?! k+ W+ N( z, R- A

* k% b' A# a$ b' }玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 w& |( V' ?0 Y% s! d+ G

+ t! q) S/ w' `1 t  p) m不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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5 ]9 T# u! o0 S4 r人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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