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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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" Z. |2 z" s$ t4 B. |2 j; \性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. / h& a% W& z" [' ?7 O- d, K* y! J
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . Q9 O6 O/ c' ]8 }
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : l8 r* w1 h( E2 @* G+ M5 X
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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: d4 W* ]. p4 P子不學:If you don't study hard,
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6 ?/ }1 j" L3 \( J! a斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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1 g; I: Z7 }7 O. k$ o! P3 S. l有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& ~7 n* l4 ]3 R0 X3 ?* U' h6 ~教五子 :All his five son took it : R  l6 B: b! ?  C, m" b1 |
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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! d0 A% e6 E0 {/ _( e7 F! ]養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 ^4 g/ q/ |; `6 G
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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. b3 W7 O. M6 g$ D師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & V7 M9 N1 \9 n7 l3 s
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ R5 J" k& u) U

, \1 ~7 o3 C! H5 ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ( C) p0 p! v# a4 o* w3 L
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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- ~: n& f4 W! {) z5 y: J0 l. a不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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