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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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% t+ D9 j* ~/ t4 C6 x! C8 [6 _3 j性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 @1 X+ b4 `! t& D5 D/ z+ @
4 Q& o2 l4 `. x' ^/ p* ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) E& ]$ X& ^$ L5 X( u7 q
8 Q6 P- j# H% e: _. W/ ]性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 1 p u) h: _8 G4 [+ Z% S
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . Z* y( s. Q5 l* z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 o8 s! Z# a+ e" U% N
# ^0 k& z& S# k4 E+ p7 x5 _& J子不學:If you don't study hard,
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/ A# m& b$ E0 b3 b( _& }0 K斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - Y4 A" x- K# {
5 V( e! X# a# s' G. N; ]1 `竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 |* ~, c1 v" e( j7 O' o
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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+ ?( v; R' ?- f( o! Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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( h7 K6 k& B k養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 E& O% k5 ^& R
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父之過 :It is all your fault. % \+ s6 [; L. `+ Q |
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% n" u8 B# H5 l: f師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 [; C- z2 v: m9 S. V# l子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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e" G+ |' ~% U' i% Z+ R非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 L) ?/ A5 W, u; d2 g+ B. M. y, o
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " I4 |2 \+ d7 T+ d
8 I+ K0 I G+ ?& Z( K7 `3 C0 F# j玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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! m T7 K3 ]* r. d; W) z4 K不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 B z& P( g% d1 b% g1 Y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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