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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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8 m- P1 E8 J& K8 \性本善:Sex is good.
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% h2 u5 Q6 R) n( w' A  m& J性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % F8 K+ L) l& s7 b
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 f. o; L7 g9 P2 e6 v' {4 K: t
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 O! j6 f9 Z2 f+ a- N5 w
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + d5 t& ^4 S; a2 `
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教之道:The way of learning it , a$ g0 W; r! j1 Q
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 j+ u  _9 Q% ]: _2 |5 @+ l6 S昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( K) `# `4 D9 Z& c
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / j- B  E8 `# {- q
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ y8 ^. p) J* S- }- f竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + T  [4 F" l) ~, a& q

0 i/ _+ r( M. H2 F5 x有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine % q" `0 F8 h' Y3 a; j, e

* c" H- o& f6 B- Y教五子 :All his five son took it % L4 v5 O$ s( c  Y
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 F# a+ t. }% A7 l

, g2 H. j! f/ Y( c6 @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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4 Q8 D' T  U; f+ P6 _- {8 @父之過 :It is all your fault. * ~) |; W+ p1 g& s
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 m; d4 z: l/ m# g( \# X: P# l

& ]; `+ P  _+ M師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 o( i0 s- V/ r$ x0 b4 w+ z9 d# g

! |( {8 s( E, n子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * \- F3 O6 W2 D6 g$ @

! X0 e7 l+ a& q# r幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - k* a2 v% m3 y! p, ]! Q7 R- O$ }/ @

5 e- K. z! N* x老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & ^/ u/ r  D5 g; O
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . j; n* D# M4 m9 R% [( u$ F
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% ~8 g1 p# A9 k  m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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