[轉貼]羅湖關員恐怖經歷

iknow

時間: 農曆七月十四, 十一點三十分
地點: 羅湖出境大樓

本人係羅湖某department 職員, 個日係農歷七月十四, 係十一點半既時候, 已經冇咩人過關.所以個大出境大樓已經冇咩人喇. 0個個時候因為我要寫log book 既關係, 所以係一個黑暗既角落度寫, 順便偷下懶, 等收工.

突然, 有隻手係我背後度搭落黎, 用低沈既話氣叫: "亞sir". 咁我向後一望, 係一個大摡80歲既亞伯. 然後個亞伯拎住自己張身份証, 問我:"亞sir, 點樣可以取消張身份証,申請死亡証呀?".
我當時望下張身份証, 以為自己眼花, 所以再望多幾下, 點知真係個亞伯個樣. 我心諗唔係咁邪呀, 六合彩又唔見我中.
我即刻嚇度標冷汗, 腳又震,勁想走, 但係又唔走得, 因為著住制服.
我靜左十幾炒, 之後我就扮冷靜, 同佢傾計.
我問: "幾時唔係度架?"
亞伯眼濕濕咁答: "早兩日囉, 無端端咁就唔係度喇."
我當時想叫出黎, 但係又驚我一叫, 個亞伯俾我鬼樣我睇.
我再問: "係邊度過身架?"
佢答我: "係深圳."
咁我就問: "咁我以家有咩幫到你呀?"
佢就話: "咩都唔洗, 淨係幫我老婆申請張死亡証.
我就話: "你老婆, 乜唔係你咩?"
佢話: " 大吉利是, 我老婆, 唔係我呀."
我話 :"咁你又拎你張身份凡証俾我睇?"
佢話: "下, 係我個張咩." 跟住佢就望一望, 拎左第二張出黎. 佢話: "亞sir, 唔好意思, 我老得滯, 眼花, 睇錯左."
我就足足鬧左佢成十分鐘, 話: "唔好玩喇亞伯, 嚇死人喇, 七月十四攪d咁既野......"
個亞伯就好唔好意思咁, 係咁話對唔住.....

真係100%真人真事, 全羅湖同事都知...我個時真係好驚, 諗番都幾好笑...見過咁多次死人都冇今次咁驚...

FROM香港討論區
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so good~~~

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zz1988

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i don't really understand

LKY952

THX...好好笑！！

angellyz

if you had said it was a horror story, it would have been more effective! very good still! thx!

shirleytan

嚇Q死!!