If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
如果你的狗在後門吠，而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫，你會讓那一個先進來？
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
當然是狗，至少它進來後會住口。
************************
三個孩子
A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and
handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
一對夫婦有三個孩子。有兩個特別聰明和英俊，可是第三個孩子卻很醜很笨。
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear,
is this third child really mine?
一天，丈夫很懷疑地問：“坦白說，親愛的，老三真的是我的孩子嗎？”
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.
“是的，親愛的。”妻子答道：“可是另外兩個不是。”
************************
妻子的三項優點
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an
economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the
same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room
and an economist in bed.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was
stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, It really works!
I asked my wife, where d o you want to go on our anniversary?
我問太太：“結婚周年紀念，你想去那裏？”
She said, somewhere I have never been!
她說：“那裏都好，只要是我沒去過的地方。”
I told her, how about the kitchen?
我：“廚房怎麼樣？”
*************************
快樂時光
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, do you
remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't
talk for an hour?
