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標題: [轉帖] 環球小姐形容男性性器官 (18+) [打印本頁]

作者: godsonno    時間: 2006-2-8 10:15 PM     標題: [轉帖] 環球小姐形容男性性器官 (18+)

miss universe's last question
環球小姐最後一題


question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。

question: how can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?

ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立……

(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。

question: how can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?

ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。

(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。

question: how can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?

ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。

(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。

question: how can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?

ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門.

(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官

ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力。

question: how can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?

ms india: because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因為日夜勞“做”。

(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官.

ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。

question: how can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?

ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:總是衝進場,提前15分鐘出場。

(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。

ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中國小姐:中國的男性器官像航天飛機。

question: how can you say so?
問:為什麼呢?

ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中國小姐:雖然不大,但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上雲端 ......
作者: hung414    時間: 2006-2-9 12:30 PM

pls....... posted n th times already
作者: lacadud    時間: 2006-2-9 01:14 PM

havn't read b4
quite funny




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