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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ) z7 g7 p% J, _: G2 i7 u: w! z

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ! I& y! a4 r5 P; A

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ * r9 |% s8 D1 I2 V3 P$ K5 x' z/ ?+ P; A
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 3 `3 p& ?% a2 v; c

Fish skin~魚皮。 + h! Z! ]% i/ L" a2 T3 [( Z

Fall on a street@@ 。 % |% E8 s# A1 Q/ e6 o; [9 j+ a
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水- t1 c% M9 E) R

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! {, i, T5 O9 b+ T7 {' n
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Blow chicken吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。 2 F- H! G6 s% w3 @- r! W9 B

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / G3 j8 ~7 b& n4 f( G* q
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 5 x, |$ }3 Z. {' D8 @& r* G; d

People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 Q) ?% V) J9 }' Z0 j
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 G  y1 q0 s( G+ b) J8 o

Eat banana食蕉 : {# e  \5 M8 t% v7 a
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ( A! R$ U* }2 |% x9 n: Q

What the water are you?你係乜水? ( h. [9 |$ B7 C3 I" I. p' x
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' C2 o& A& e: ~, `
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 9 f3 f; g6 Q$ _+ \& C& q( Q
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # x) A1 k: g( e1 U

Cut girl 界女 ( c, V7 A" ~+ g7 T% O7 ^
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ( `% c8 k/ M+ o2 S

Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / V' |2 h0 q! w" f% `$ ~- n! g
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 8 e$ M2 I( k) O$ k* K
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 / l0 n2 E- k9 C

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( Y2 T8 B0 ]7 l, `2 u9 L/ p# l- ~* u

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ w9 t! Z5 m/ y
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆 ' z6 L0 c8 F6 X7 N7 F+ Y9 M5 u2 {
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!   Y  b9 V$ y1 ^9 g. o: x+ h
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 % @+ Q" f) E6 P
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : w. G. K; F( O! @6 j. I( s
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Wear grass著草 ' `( n1 T: J3 P3 _* j

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; B; s- z2 D' G% o, [: ?0 W
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 7 f& J) g6 g, {# V1 l
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 $ R( {  n/ [5 n7 P3 y( L& E

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 , a2 O! ]' A3 |  p, I; V
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Good mother.好娘 * {% p5 }1 y7 l

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ & y: R: ~7 g) |* L  Z% p/ e% I* C
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Old dot.老點 + B, E& o1 z" E' b$ W, x/ u

One old water 一舊水 8 P$ p* z: F8 v* \' O! D
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 a3 M/ f" B- F# n

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 * d0 q$ K: F4 N

Hold hold water.楂楂水 * L' r( ?2 [1 Y& S5 e

Pump water.抽水 . G, U# J3 B( g* Z9 X+ l1 t
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Two hit six.二打六 ; v9 x" J$ F" @9 T4 g, O
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳: U1 i' D2 J/ c- M8 p, b! o' \
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM: G+ R. F9 E2 D* a2 B/ \7 Q7 B
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳& Q3 W) x- V" T/ ~) w6 c
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦.., a/ _) w. m8 H
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。" z3 @8 P1 ]$ d- }: N- X7 v( U
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger9 O! U1 v, B- r3 j7 _2 i

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! & Q1 ~9 B" x, p9 y: }
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:) C1 N* V" |' W) N! |

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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)/ L) j* W+ T2 {; X5 B
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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