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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ! S$ ]3 U1 [% C! d, u+ h: [

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ ! i4 T4 Y* U( u  \( u
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 1 v6 z* J7 i+ `9 \

Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 7 L: h- t$ `9 ^9 K

fall on your street.""你個"K" / P6 I2 j/ R) k- e% ~

Blow water吹水2 a! c. e7 b4 n0 E! w( ]

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 1 ]$ [( R9 T" f7 i) q, z
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Blow chicken吹雞 ( Z) p: S2 p9 F3 J1 k9 Q- A9 m
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 A. H) ~0 A1 l0 E8 ~
我吹雞打你班友。 + K( ~: G& ]7 G4 c6 |3 N
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。 ! B6 W/ y' U- _' {) K6 U+ d) i$ U
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / _) ]9 ~: X/ A. L4 Y/ y; T6 h

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? / {1 I! I! {$ z" t

Eat banana食蕉 ' y5 b0 N. m0 P4 h

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? + b' }* j) T+ ~$ j  A# q

What the water are you?你係乜水? + H/ G1 N6 r* i8 |5 G; P

Where are you come from?你邊度架? ( @3 \  m* R4 V# Z

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 " B; F/ B9 b: G( E; ~! z: q/ I- ~

Do the world做世界。 3 P$ |. v5 }: V# l

Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 `9 p" \5 q6 G6 d9 K
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 , d8 x7 j5 k6 h: z. H) B. a
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！   Q1 [4 R8 ]% p5 |2 }) q, s: [8 [1 @
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 q+ l2 C& U4 Q+ S
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ; \) P) Y, d1 O
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ' |0 e% S5 J, |. z# y; e
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Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! , n5 q- g8 p5 W( b

King eight egg.王八蛋 5 c8 N6 I; M( y7 u. j3 b( E; Z- t
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ & e% M! h. {& v( q7 R* X" B
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Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : ~: R7 b1 d0 R/ ^' U2 m9 a1 R

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 / e6 z1 T8 L9 k( C

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 X0 l# D5 e3 t7 v$ f" z6 K3 q- K
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Good mother.好娘 1 f2 B! b4 {( y

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ " o! _0 A* S+ F

Old dot.老點 ! }8 O$ ^: U) D+ W
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? # B; x% ^& x2 `& I9 U4 g0 x, c7 |
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / i) b  F- B6 V* ^6 j8 @

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 $ v! e7 d# _6 j" I# F) m

Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳8 s# M/ S4 Z1 E; o3 m& |& Z9 K2 r! \
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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- q! y! L$ ~0 r( ?& z: Myou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
$ I- Q# a8 \5 l5 y1 H% kI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...$ C, Z! S& n) @( D, L' d! i I/ p* ]
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下

直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。8 q. h$ T6 V1 C' n( V* r( w
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
( [- n( ]% b+ }0 j2 J6 |/ f笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:; M0 }! r0 o( L; [4 y

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you have today-你有今天

係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)3 [8 g. B o; B7 e& j, F
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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