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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~" t. z7 N; E# c( m% C
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（轉）港式英語 # m# E, D: l' J3 @9 e; T3 C" Q
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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. ~0 C: k3 y* p6 o+ |9 ?2 KPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 9 H0 W0 r. @' u. F; n) D. a) U1 K

3 f6 @) [3 X( p) |7 TYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 7 @1 C/ p# G7 F1 A$ [3 J' R
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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6 X3 {5 O; B/ A2 _If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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9 u, v% H( w% `/ B, _6 y: G6 y8 ?fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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9 B- m# j  R  A1 N- Q; I; K) zMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & @+ z: x/ C  \

- _" ?% ~+ R8 S/ n# u. k( JBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 A. M8 g2 {$ X$ X( ~( i
我吹雞打你班友 。 . n, r7 o( p2 o) r+ m/ u
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 N/ I( i" q/ {" N! \9 z
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( b8 |) j# K6 F3 _' }7 c# e" h7 f
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 2 U. N' T" ^0 {

' N" Z. x  K6 [# R0 oYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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; Q- a* x* i4 s* }) J1 r! FYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 `2 J2 k# c, T1 q* R( ~
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 w2 A+ i* R0 D) U8 O
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 2 d- b( n  a+ Q. o( a# K* i

& Z* |0 [( i8 N7 l8 j/ \* uAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 q( C& m3 _% j: R5 l% N
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Eat banana食蕉 5 C4 z$ a* ]: d6 o8 x$ Q

. I+ K+ y8 I/ W* e2 v6 M. PYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 _# r' @# B! R& Y) Q, C3 x

( n" \* Z/ q3 J5 ]* PHow senior are you?你算老幾? 4 l4 I6 G4 H1 h- K
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 7 n: b  s0 D- s3 u( G# }

+ D5 f: R, N8 T( {/ F! aWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 1 @8 q0 V* m! ]( \* o; S

5 W$ {: M+ ^: S5 mDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 C+ [2 N2 Q- f/ |

8 C; P7 @/ q. Q" N- ^Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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0 r5 x2 S0 F* X% {What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 c# ~% q1 C% ^

9 {* F! J/ E) a' @) j7 `4 hCut girl 界女 $ i4 m! G4 Y% j- Q- F

, f5 K4 [$ y& H4 mThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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* L; ~& f# l+ K; xCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ) S" M* B" V0 o, e& Z: U

) b- S& V" q) B3 N$ j: S7 ~Collect father收爹   N  b4 s$ A9 R1 d

$ D: ^7 x6 q  sYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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; F! ]2 F5 W1 t2 D& F/ V8 s6 o# W" i; kDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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1 i1 a2 H8 ^. o+ T) L0 h+ G8 y& cLaugh die me.笑死我。 / l0 \" Q' g  W2 _$ |
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 % {8 v" J7 i0 M$ m, G, F
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
% I* e9 E8 K* N' h2 g4 s  d你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ! d- y! p! u& z7 d7 o/ P' k

$ |8 k+ h6 i6 ?& ?8 eEight woman八婆
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" u8 j4 s6 n1 A3 J; `2 KEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 & r2 Z* ?# e- I0 A2 _% t1 Q
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Black son黑仔 ! V, j+ F) F$ D% |, q1 \2 {3 A

. s: s/ [2 U& H' N0 eToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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: h# u' A. g9 Q- @I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 & w( d/ h6 d5 W9 Y4 j  U
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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7 ^$ N# [* b: v1 Y- ]' X: tHigh hand.高手   Y2 U0 i; @5 K
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; t- E7 n7 P; F6 k* i
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Good mother.好娘 ( l" \. p- r! V8 |& d2 N

9 T6 ~2 N1 |+ C; H- \You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 7 G1 o. f. w& N+ I" c
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?   `, Y# m" @5 x. Y! W. i0 s6 @

. ~) V) x: A- F1 X5 F6 h- C, a' GA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ) q" S& x; i9 j; M, R) V

9 V7 a* b, K' G) u4 H9 OA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 e. o9 [  W* K& w7 C* x8 E
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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, }& n2 j! \# s" y/ M$ S' b8 qPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 " H8 s9 G- V- _& g5 m( l
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Two five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有( g8 t9 Z( u9 |. B5 c, N1 n# H# [

0 d" H3 W# l+ K- |! ?. uyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
" ]( X7 A- H3 f; SI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:4 P+ m& f: t. r4 Y% B8 ]: n4 X' m
還有
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8 ?, {' T6 G2 v" h5 T. }) b- Xyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
( X7 p% N" i) y2 k3 |; C: ?I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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& U& ~2 t# T5 R2 T7 r$ M直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。. W+ V7 O# W' W5 p. N" J
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good rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過1 Z$ D7 m! l7 M4 N  P. C: G+ T1 \
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。5 |5 u* s% d# O4 B
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger2 O+ A( P9 O  Z9 e' o* ~6 o' d; v- K
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! " |( S: P, @1 |! a6 X
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天
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# ~9 M1 t. J' W6 h( n  q6 ?9 w$ `係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)/ P  k. r" {- q* x$ V1 S
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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