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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 % K& a- n$ m. `3 j* l9 m! _

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; `. N) X4 }# O
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 8 u4 _" Z. z1 o6 b

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ / a$ j9 d9 x, \! |

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Fish skin~魚皮。 . s/ h) @6 @) h# Q2 L' q1 p

Fall on a street@@ 。   \1 a+ v. O! _7 m

fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 & Y% A- V' I1 d, p

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & a* R! f3 l# M4 L4 `
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Face green green臉青青。

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 d% ^* r2 g+ Y% Y! C$ E; \, N
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。 2 C3 F! N1 u0 g) [& C* {) p" j5 i
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? & G5 d9 A/ L& O& ]: x" c) ~8 S/ u

Eat banana食蕉   f3 u' ]4 B' z( C4 M
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ' s9 J$ O0 o/ f  K2 T! T" N
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 7 }- ^( e& z1 W# g/ P0 X) R. U! d

Where are you come from?你邊度架? % _6 a; b/ M7 J, N$ q* n4 J
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Do you big me?你大我呀? * \7 O" T+ [5 ]8 a9 H" @

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。 + C' X: \" b+ Y

Big tea rice大茶飯。 5 n1 r  A+ ^6 C# [9 e

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % c: P) B3 v8 U" [9 d* O
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Cut girl 界女 2 i. ^6 n  z1 _6 Q! G+ x- j
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ \$ d% q* M" j* c7 \& a
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ . u, [; @- a+ O, }
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹 " _# e4 ~! i2 s) f" M6 K% v
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 h6 m0 `+ }/ u0 ?

Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 w0 Y6 x$ N" V! W; \  V7 z
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 A9 N) Q. q/ b/ _4 K* ^
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 }5 j. U" t# _, [/ \( q
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ , ~: |7 a' x  z1 c4 B& o

Eight woman八婆 9 H, W# V$ t! E" ]* |6 |) ^

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! - f; i4 Q4 Z/ X8 y

King eight egg.王八蛋 ; Y) v, k4 x' x( p5 _

Black son黑仔 ! j1 T+ I" }  u6 Q: q) z2 w( @+ D
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。   g+ w% n% x7 l( b/ G: r; E' J  h

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 9 c: J( ?7 N6 f/ l/ @2 Z3 R7 R$ `
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！   q5 @2 v" `' t* N9 K  G1 M8 E

Old dot.老點

One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 & I& ^, N' a! C4 m) M; v
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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) s2 @- ^" s, ]you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳! ~& ]3 `" G# p" F
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..& z) w2 _; P0 H4 X7 I$ G8 }
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger# n: K, q) P6 ^* J4 N3 {

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:8 ^+ X+ l2 z1 F& p% `3 F7 d
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
7 Q! w* {$ k+ R& |$ eyou have today-你有今天

係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =) x) {8 e9 k8 ]6 Y" t
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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