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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

（轉）港式英語 5 M) k- r! i: p1 Q2 U  d
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 2 r& e  E/ F1 I( Y
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 5 G+ Y# _1 {- t2 U4 x- f
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮。   H; D; y& [# _9 Q% w

Fall on a street@@ 。 4 N, j. g0 K0 `& m4 T# b

fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # `4 M7 x& c$ j. O* C

Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ V7 G0 F7 D4 e
我吹雞打你班友。 4 p0 z0 n1 k" {
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 a1 \9 k( S7 B3 [9 z3 b0 i! _* H
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Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! c% _. j4 Q% S+ ~
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 z, _* D' K6 @& ~6 Q, c
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 l; T- i! g' F# v! {3 R

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 8 T* Z0 |! g9 ~5 i$ Q

What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?   L) H9 o0 L' a7 x( m
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 6 a( `4 u  l, [: S" t1 S

Do the world做世界。 ' R4 j6 D" n! w9 Q; j- U$ U0 z

Big tea rice大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 n, i8 r) Z. s) \
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 0 x1 A. s- `4 Z' g" J: }. j1 g, v: Q

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 d4 Z& g5 ~* j
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 , A1 ~( `% `* U( a) i
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , v$ g2 T7 v+ w3 K+ _

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " b& `5 y, R* w8 r% m
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ! r! E8 x! B; r1 k& V$ W

Eight woman八婆 5 o8 A0 U- B7 q) |) D
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ) V' J7 a3 L! t& E7 [6 X- ]
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 0 m8 y: {) |# z  v

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 * W/ ~' s6 o1 T* W* V

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 1 U$ _! O0 @$ v6 ^) W) E

One old water 一舊水 ; i$ X/ W9 {2 @1 l

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 4 a1 z& I7 ?" v1 [/ g7 D1 Q1 ~' }
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 * d9 }; n0 u# f! L# A

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 L7 i" K6 O9 J5 r
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 $ k& C' S* K$ Q' D+ t" f2 K
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳$ B& L% l ^5 `5 H$ ~# f4 j3 u4 b" n
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM: W; F, `. y' j% p! n
還有
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2 \9 U0 R, l: s6 }- N' Dyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳' P' Q4 N( }0 U3 I
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...$ n4 W' e& e' `& J( P' i
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。; C3 m3 D! M! S' J7 A8 o
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過8 ~# x0 t2 `2 O: X5 H& R% c' l" K7 y
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger5 Z& R, _$ W/ D8 X

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:- {: n2 s; M- G3 O) M2 ?
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
8 a, n9 h: O a, x1 a; e9 S4 oyou have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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