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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 % t9 y& }9 v2 \7 b* D

0 c6 Z+ M8 e; s9 |Piano piano green 琴琴青   f) S+ x* L$ p

% `# j( P% u7 Y. BPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, }+ v: b, b$ D5 W3 U! yI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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% {6 K5 r5 B/ f8 v: V% B. qI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ % B. j/ e& k. d( m
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 3 N0 e% i/ ~0 w# R
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fall on your street.""你個"K" * L7 d1 `5 i. e3 M

' q- }+ T: j9 T- c$ f5 h) y! yBlow water吹水- A# ]* ~* x( m2 q; s$ F* O
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ) `" ]: P# X7 Z5 y; N/ a+ _9 g1 b, \

- q5 J. Q) ?( NBlow chicken吹雞 " E; Z) f/ a- ]- B$ \. U+ W
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % x8 E1 m; [0 S( \1 W/ b. `4 \
我吹雞打你班友 。 " e  ]# z* w3 S3 {  {$ ~0 n8 d
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 - c; j$ _% U" v7 i
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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) ?. ^9 i/ T4 cYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ! R, X; m; x; t0 u

( G1 q0 l0 e* g) F' qYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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, m% g! ]  F' m7 M0 PPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? & }! E( d1 p, r5 E2 h, q/ }; ?

9 s; w$ m' X# p. {# \Eat banana食蕉 - e$ N6 j7 A! B6 S9 L
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * v+ c3 a) L5 n; e

: H( g  a7 @7 d2 \0 p/ xHow senior are you?你算老幾? ( k& E; v, R- V% p) U! y; ^! F  Z

+ j5 G% K- h9 }What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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$ U, u4 h. R( l) WDo you big me?你大我呀? ' k7 f7 J) o% t

1 \; J) S3 \& O. K( m7 T" R& rZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 $ [2 n4 O) q0 n1 g( Y

8 h2 }  m2 W" y3 r  r& gDo the world做世界 。
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* W+ X* Y5 m) Z) u' ^7 JBig tea rice大茶飯 。 0 d  e0 {) T7 h7 m, a
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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# g! t3 M# I# e  z, ?' dCut girl 界女
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& D6 ?" n7 c% i6 ^2 U, t, CThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) r/ |; m2 ~# a+ f! R) e

8 C+ V" x- p$ ^4 NCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ * P' O4 z( k$ Z" u& S

5 I/ g- ]" g1 ~$ Q2 TI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 9 _' K" p$ {) J6 D* K+ o

# h$ @9 u" M" T! n8 D( aDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?   P: q! R8 @3 ]+ F9 q& X
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , j/ j  n" r9 J0 j  ?8 x

2 M' b/ o* k& X8 ?+ Z+ cAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & @. ?9 |. l4 t- N4 S( L
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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# K* f- J8 O% kEight woman八婆 ' `. a/ ^& b8 m6 x

6 s( [$ v3 r3 L' I3 `1 E% G2 XEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! & _" a4 V  K# X! d7 s+ o! b) L4 }( n

( E; @7 q, m# s5 EKing eight egg.王八蛋
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/ l6 ?9 ?: p' x9 \Black son黑仔
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3 v" f) a) A8 `Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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6 {: j. A. h0 n" |Wear grass著草 2 ?* k4 t  ~+ U7 B
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 7 ^6 o" G  F+ s) E# `7 M2 r  `

8 b( r$ d. y2 ^3 G# WHigh hand.高手
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4 z$ F5 |) R: O( ~, D; c. SA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 1 }' g$ [+ E' D" v! Q

' y+ @* ?9 x/ _To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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+ l9 h. N- x* s& L5 k- o. oOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - b) R- h0 Q# J) {
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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9 u$ k* r' D; P0 F6 y2 I$ eA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 + ~: X( B3 S3 x1 C1 h1 c5 s" y
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ( @3 c6 |) U2 M6 H1 O6 I
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Pump water.抽水
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3 K+ n5 ?8 N9 f+ N& i+ w% GTwo hit six.二打六 ; ]2 r, M. I2 g- S. a7 f& N. q

; h; q" v1 _% ?! rTwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有& K6 [4 T; l% Q- W8 G! V

- j7 F' `0 }( i$ M, f: F# H8 hyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
& l3 ~* @9 d; C% i3 \# Z+ j$ N; _+ ]I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:/ j& w! a3 C& G2 ~0 B; _
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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' K  V0 r+ F4 U; `1 o5 [好無聊下* ~9 x1 e3 l0 v' X5 X, d; {1 G  H, b4 N
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直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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4 |# @3 b) _7 x+ Sgood rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過( d7 R* N1 F: f7 c6 d
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。; `/ N6 J5 z5 }3 }
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !   c& b8 v! S1 B
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:- _/ H* F* r* A1 R: N
笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到...
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1 d* Y- {9 R; X9 ^" n( u, I) J0 hyou have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
0 S2 Y' L* a2 L5 |, W# z4 lyou have today-你有今天
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$ D" e% Y7 T4 d% H& q5 t7 T8 o係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =); z0 D2 v6 l5 d  r2 X
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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