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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

（轉）港式英語 , y8 x) w) p6 D1 F: @! F, ~. v; X6 a
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 * Q/ S# u' D  ^9 S

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 2 f2 |2 ?; M9 t( u& T

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 " c% {( e$ c4 X1 O, A: E; k; F0 F

fall on your street.""你個"K" # B; z6 Q2 N2 @, l# G

Blow water吹水. H. K5 j& L0 S9 v# X% }/ `( U
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ( S2 ]: L3 h" d/ k8 R
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Face green green臉青青。 . n+ `. [  k9 A% v5 z: N# r

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 j" x7 O5 U6 ?( x) ?! ~0 O; j
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 a0 m4 O) [" `( g: d# V! ?0 ~4 {
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People mountain people sea人山人海。   U$ E- _; c6 I- }8 L. |4 v
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉 1 v6 x% k2 t2 v' F( _
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + w, n( P5 r$ ~* _% z: Y# L/ a  t) U
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 0 m2 x  |8 s1 W: S; |4 Y

What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 A$ P) O+ l/ `5 `5 f% }

Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 9 R. C( X& o' d, v$ h9 z- S
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Do the world做世界。 / N$ y0 N* p1 M
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Big tea rice大茶飯。 3 u* S! n* [! A3 V  ~! O3 n6 C

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / o  }7 f1 V$ j& @+ r/ @' i+ d% |
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Cut girl 界女

The king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 i" f8 ^! m4 r2 S* O
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ & [' I. I# _1 Y; E4 ]5 j9 m5 k' z2 f

Collect father收爹 ; P) C- V% x# _
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ( \7 n4 ]5 z) @) d; N! O
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! - V3 T' {3 \& q% i
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King eight egg.王八蛋 + E# }7 c1 V; `, @$ l
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！   J& S. ~. C, W; d+ ~0 |9 f

Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 w& I  m% g5 n! H9 c3 Z+ A) R

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ - b6 \- Z* P: p2 U. ~. Q

High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 1 w+ n1 x) Y- }$ K0 Z9 `* r

Good mother.好娘 : W! {% E" ^( j& F

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ - V  ^9 w: p0 B$ F4 u

Old dot.老點 9 H  G' L) o' H' w8 T% _

One old water 一舊水   G2 `: q: a' f4 s! s
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? & j7 e+ W" f3 S2 H; o

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 n, d0 |, ~' |8 E

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . o# m0 e3 f, ^4 ?
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ! ?+ c) a% i7 M- N" ?7 }1 W

Pump water.抽水 : {( j. c2 N$ k0 O- [0 e$ b9 r
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Two hit six.二打六 # W. R, w) S& B2 ^7 u% E4 k

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳; y& N! |4 g, I7 f8 z' Z1 o9 N
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...2 h7 v% V7 Q- y, E
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..; o" G- ~& E* n4 U; u# I( k3 q

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過- J4 l2 ]' l* b1 Y6 I+ _1 t
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! $ p* A; z8 ~+ m. x% b- }
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
! {- S/ P" ?7 L- G. E笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:* r- t( F- ^* G8 J7 Q! u

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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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