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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~7 h7 D- X6 g9 j% n7 P
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' @! C/ T, X6 b, Q6 N（轉）港式英語 # U4 Y% P4 Y5 }0 T  f5 M- X
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % V, Q1 Y/ P$ ^& _
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ + l" S* {" r" e, L# ?& ?" V1 j

; O$ h6 M/ n; D: {3 {. |You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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& }6 Y% v/ P  Y+ ]I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ : H5 Y' x# I  R( B9 X6 E* F5 t# M
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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! u; Z: E; C8 K1 I0 xFall on a street@@ 。 # n, `, e' C4 K1 g/ K7 f
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fall on your street.""你個"K" / b8 ~: s6 ]  \
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Blow water吹水& [! t3 F1 r1 Y* z

; Z. K' _$ R( ^# Y9 S. mMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 s3 ?5 Q+ X/ [2 e$ G* ~. y; ^* b" Y2 i我吹雞打你班友 。
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7 R, M) K; n  F6 @& i. }) ?Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 $ z( k& L8 `, W% [3 J# p
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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8 J& {1 i) e; H! rPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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/ L1 K0 |+ B$ C" j8 n" Y# Z9 eEat banana食蕉
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6 A( V& _  ^! bYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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/ {  S6 g- D4 Z+ DHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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$ B8 C0 h0 _/ u5 {5 r4 n! gWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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, e8 t; S: J- C1 H% y3 g* _2 aWhere are you come from?你邊度架? , k/ j( J1 x: h* i: J6 k1 y
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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% y5 F5 F) p9 [Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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( h; X2 [( [1 D4 ^; R+ \8 `Big tea rice大茶飯 。 2 u5 ?" Y& F3 ]! Y: X( Z4 T

6 i* Q, {, n5 b# ~0 F2 y! [What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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* h9 s0 t+ O' m$ z2 K+ j+ DCut girl 界女 9 }0 S  Y2 e# }7 }2 y: u. ]
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ : n$ s- s1 w% {8 j0 k# M

9 x' E" K- T6 L9 sI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ # {: e$ s4 i( j4 w; R1 O
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Collect father收爹
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0 a) M+ p7 {( K/ ]5 Y; d  C$ zYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : w( F9 K; M! j8 w+ J- P

0 R8 b6 Z! K$ @$ dLaugh die me.笑死我。 ' }; w+ b+ N  y' i: e/ Z& l8 u7 y
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 2 u$ H" _. Z7 Y, ]) n) O4 c. r
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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6 \" O0 _6 T% G% z" p, \" I2 lHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 4 d( }$ Q2 n& [

! v6 ~1 Y/ \% Y% lYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : E6 M- a: E1 h2 D& i
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 5 k1 I2 z0 o- V
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 1 E$ Z+ u1 ?9 T& j

/ i( a- f. ~+ y& S# KKing eight egg.王八蛋 * w' I" l* U! l

- ]$ u$ N+ n9 S3 PBlack son黑仔
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9 a  h1 y6 I1 T! Z0 ^7 l& FToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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$ u6 h& n" j/ d7 {Wear grass著草 ( H- g! j( E2 G( E1 W
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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9 x: a/ L5 R9 O( pI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 % Z3 _" c$ Y- m0 V9 `  E( s2 n2 V
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 $ @7 w7 H. \0 k0 n2 o" B2 i* y

8 O+ A) o1 D# yTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 P0 H% j+ A% b& T: ~+ L9 i3 t  i
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Good mother.好娘 0 Q- }, a) _2 C1 A: y
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 5 O6 ]% R+ C: \0 q7 ?

' S! q7 M* I) G- mOld dot.老點 ! m3 P9 D1 ^! _3 x) l

" j% R5 e" P! g1 _8 [. DOne old water 一舊水 ; ~8 A$ r7 T0 ]; W9 w3 p
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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) B4 A  b7 g7 p+ ^7 L+ I5 x/ oA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ; {3 D6 i4 e0 A: H( a' h, \3 r

) y8 A1 \( ~, d: T  d4 ]A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 ?: G3 M! _, K& S

- p! {+ T0 _: Q2 V8 IMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 " w6 h( Y& D* r5 q

  R0 M0 D- S7 U' i1 b- AA dragon service.一條龍服務 7 a" V# k2 q  [1 V  u9 T8 F+ P
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 9 Y# L" S0 ]7 X+ N
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Two hit six.二打六 ' T; G" R0 v* V/ o0 f# M' A

8 U2 e8 {  j* e% j1 rTwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 @$ l, a) w- o( u; R8 g& K- w9 VI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# V6 j  j% }* x: }
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下  }7 R6 r+ s# b3 \% j# g- \* f

# f3 I, |  _; @直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。7 k9 @5 }. U& S) k- R
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good rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
4 e0 Z( y. w1 h' K4 }- Z最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
5 R9 q- u2 ?: F1 Q8 l8 W仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger( n1 _- }/ {3 x7 z
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! & w4 h+ Q: U4 _6 {8 a
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:& N8 g9 b6 n( S/ V
笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到...
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仲有
$ j, S0 e! {$ w$ j2 O5 gyou have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天
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6 Z) V2 B2 u5 B, R' r6 O係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)" T; ~3 x( S- E4 ^& Y, ?4 B" R& n
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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