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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語

Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 8 l! y  A# {& u0 t: U- l; ~' ]
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ . a8 v# k+ I2 J  b; g
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 6 G) m! t: |# x) k1 K) m

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 8 e( x  H0 C+ Q5 k6 W3 h

Fish skin~魚皮。 2 d* @, I( k1 Y) g

Fall on a street@@ 。 3 @! l7 A7 b8 Z) S2 \

fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ' J6 ]! X- ?& m; X1 S

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 , `( k$ p& [1 |2 k8 C% u) D/ G% F% E

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。 # `) A& L' J( ^4 k0 y- g
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ w3 p0 e9 b9 U2 Q4 v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 * t& O; F5 w, k2 g; w
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? & o8 S1 I1 {2 m# C

Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 9 S; I3 M( T$ ~0 U+ @
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 , J$ M& t' t' B6 t
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 0 i3 t6 w9 z6 H7 A/ j9 Q
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 3 c4 h  t. f1 v- B) k7 G
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。 - d2 g3 |& W; v' t! K% E

You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 5 B9 H+ W2 f3 g& Z
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 & L* ]! s3 T( [7 Q0 ]
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ " K* X9 {8 n1 c+ p5 {
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High hand.高手 & j% W. D8 m/ i& M3 o+ M/ O1 F  Z
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘 : _/ x+ }* t0 S% T& A$ Z4 k

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ # `& S- I" Y- C2 _  \  v/ q3 L

Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 + P: G( d9 H) [: [, T
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 2 ]4 p8 X' ]# y4 ?6 \
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 " t6 U0 w5 c) n. n4 j( f
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 , \& ~) w  C* w9 o8 N- z0 d9 x

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( ~3 u- a* O8 h. H
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳4 I+ U  |3 i6 u" m+ f- A5 M
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...7 u% G5 [9 s' s3 `, k E( I" f
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。- ~9 g6 Q3 t% [2 m
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過9 ~) T' b/ E& y3 Q4 T/ d9 E
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger$ G- X8 ?5 C' R' x" s% O

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! ) s8 Y, v0 D, _$ T/ {) [
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
1 H2 W) v9 x1 i% A I; _笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:, n% z! P" M9 i7 T- v, o2 |# ^/ c
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仲有4 e* s4 e2 O: }) a* W2 R8 @
you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)$ Z+ A& W s. w9 `( s( k
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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