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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 / v+ O  p& u9 a6 `. @1 z: ~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 3 ~7 x, W8 ?6 P+ `

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 8 g( C6 f; }! r$ T" p0 z
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1 F( \- V) X& [) X
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ - F& e" V, I2 c
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Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 5 W0 F3 Y1 @3 x2 C
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fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞 , A& I  m- p; a  p5 h$ i
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 x( B. y0 A, C5 c' p0 j' U6 \
我吹雞打你班友。 7 Q& o+ Q3 @! Q6 y) g) I

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 - m" i( s. M) D7 K/ X

Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : F3 ^# Z+ q8 K% b, g9 y5 \
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 , Z; R! R. [% c; A
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 % G7 p4 a( u* Z- H& M  F% C

How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架? . ^& S5 Q! v" V
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。 # [, u  |: g( y5 r" V
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女 # m: Z+ j$ Z6 T9 V+ W
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹 5 {, H9 G: D9 F: e
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 [- I- _: O# G1 y* Y

Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企係度。   ~: @& H- e+ D; }
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . S" g) d0 }' Q( K/ w/ |9 ^  x

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 2 ]: w/ N* ]- e3 P* z
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 1 e, a, F7 O; I; m7 G* d2 U2 X
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 1 w6 V+ l5 ?0 H) @. j0 e
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King eight egg.王八蛋 6 N, Q# a& Q% H, S7 m* F
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ! Y7 h/ z) v; O" y

Wear grass著草 2 F) `* E' I1 l6 A$ H( |
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % Z2 i6 R- h' @

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ % y: Q" {2 X8 ?$ w/ s. D

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Old dot.老點 , [1 B6 H; j8 l/ q2 Y+ }+ c, s
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One old water 一舊水 8 b) _+ l/ T- N0 h
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務

Hold hold water.楂楂水 ' `$ {+ O* I. @3 Q4 K; Z
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Pump water.抽水 6 e5 D9 p6 H! N3 H: |

Two hit six.二打六 ( o/ g4 H- o: F6 z/ b/ z# \
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 o; Z P! b& P) X/ N) H" Z
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:0 z# P* C; B! }1 |" U) l4 H6 a% q
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳* |) G2 n \; R4 F5 k* ^3 `, l+ @( [
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下

直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger* I; r1 Z+ Q( {" e7 s
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 1 y( r4 a3 [9 |0 I, F
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
5 O- a z/ }3 u+ X笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)! a8 ]0 o P1 s; B
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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