姓名:
English or Chinese? (英文or中文?!)
年齡:
Confidential (機密)
身高:
Not related to the job (跟工作無關)
體重:
Varies all the time, before lunch or after(一?釵b變化,用餐前後都不相同)
居住地:
At what stage of my life, please be more specific
(我的每個階段居住地方都不同,請指出特定時期)
電話:
Ericsson (行動電話廠牌名-__-"..)
電子郵件:
Only give to pretty and rich girls(只給美麗和有錢的女生)
上班時間:
the shorter the better (時間越短越好)
應徵職位:
a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and younggirls
(希望不用太忙於公事,但必須有許多漂亮妹妹和年輕妹妹圍繞在旁邊)
學歷:
Graduated at the wild chicken university (畢業於野雞大學)
語言能力:
fluent in bullsh*ts (瞎掰非常流利)
興趣:
Sleeping and sleeping (睡覺AND睡覺)
經歷:
Fooling around all the time (一直都是遊手好閒)
曾任職位:
Decent or not decent, please be more specific
(請註明是要詢問哪一種...正派or不正派)
已婚未婚:
Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find inyour company
(仍然正在找尋有錢的漂亮妹妹,並且希望能在你們公司找到...)
未來期望:
Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
(能有個表演舞台(可愛現),並且能越快退休越好)
希望待遇:
Lesser workload the better (工作量越少越好)
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接著,他們再看第二位應徵者時,這時連吃著飯的經理則吐了出來,董事長更當場暈倒。