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作者: 287462492    時間: 2007-12-26 09:43 PM     標題: [轉帖]死愛面子

有一天,有一個華人走在街上...突然,有一個老外遊客向著他來問路。

老外:Excuse me.

由於那位華人不懂的英文,又死愛面子不肯說他不會,只好應酬一下說他只會的兩個字。

華人:Yes?
老外:Can you tell me how to go to the museum?
華人:No.
老外:Why not?
華人:Oh yes.
老外:Then? Please tell me.
華人:No.
老外:What? Are you kidding?
華人:Yes.
老外:Oh you............are you mad?
華人:No.
老外:Then? You think I'm stupid ha?
華人:Yes.
老外:Oh my god! You..........you so ridiculous!
華人:No.
老外:You want to fight ha?!
華人:Yes.
老外:Then come on man! Come on and kick my ass!!
華人:No.
老外:Why not? You say you want to fight!!

華人開始不耐煩了。

華人:I don't know lah!!!
老外:You make me crazy!!!!
華人:Oh ya. That's good!!
老外:@#&*%!(&^$#^*%$@XX




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