華人:Yes?
老外:Can you tell me how to go to the museum?
華人:No.
老外:Why not?
華人:Oh yes.
老外:Then? Please tell me.
華人:No.
老外:What? Are you kidding?
華人:Yes.
老外:Oh you............are you mad?
華人:No.
老外:Then? You think I'm stupid ha?
華人:Yes.
老外:Oh my god! You..........you so ridiculous!
華人:No.
老外:You want to fight ha?!
華人:Yes.
老外:Then come on man! Come on and kick my ass!!
華人:No.
老外:Why not? You say you want to fight!!
華人開始不耐煩了。
華人:I don't know lah!!!
老外:You make me crazy!!!!
華人:Oh ya. That's good!!
老外:@#&*%!(&^$#^*%$@XX