% k/ t5 D+ J6 n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ b* ]; d; y; |3 S- u0 [" U 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 z$ B& j: r& V. B8 E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ( D' p U! O1 k* z& P" i( ^a.They give like hell. ) c L! s6 G2 ]6 yb.They do not yell.; ^1 @: J6 a) B: \ c.They do not tell. " |; z: K8 \# q9 b; b1 kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." M7 @) [9 j3 F: u- h& L
( E) ^# y/ x5 `: h1 `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; l5 \' @3 n: n' g1 {) M - a HEART to love him,2 J2 s0 G0 h3 w& t* ` - a DIAMOND to marry him,: |+ z% B6 M1 W$ T* Y( } - a CLUB to smash his head in, and 1 v! d4 A' _% ~# b- a SPADE to bury him!4 b% C! o# b7 ?9 ^+ ]. n
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( e/ M. F+ x# B/ n) ^ Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 2 S: W: S5 ^) o4 P$ g # b: x5 _/ a# Y4 m; `3 T
5) What is the strongest muscle?+ T4 V9 U6 k9 e+ v: N" [/ m# B The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 4 H2 W0 U8 z/ k+ t+ x ' a7 M0 [/ U" ~5 a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. {, v5 a' `" ]: w/ P The arse hole is always in front of you. 6 [3 C; t# g+ R# I& \ - R) i0 L* L( Y! R/ X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? % Q' H! x; ?" Z: u/ cWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! " F0 F, X& E' Y4 M& S& s! m $ N7 Z6 e$ e4 |; v; H Q
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, Z7 Y! `; g% `9 }( ] The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
