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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 2 m: d& ?( t( w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 1 q) a# x; H) j$ \# ?( s6 w 6 |; y# `9 {* V+ O
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? # ]/ n; m5 N' g4 p$ E. }, sa.They give like hell. " ~* C; q% b. u/ I/ @# B0 k! x b.They do not yell. 5 G& A: f- D% W8 r, o" ic.They do not tell. 7 f& k; t( T) G! Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 T9 `/ g& T1 _1 ?0 ]1 Z- a
2 i% P- A9 s7 J, i" y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: # y: |; [2 b. |* Y9 Z- J+ g* _- a HEART to love him, 2 E& N& g' b, J( o3 u9 I- a DIAMOND to marry him, # j* u/ Z# T& L+ c0 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- q9 U& \$ Q; \' @8 Q - a SPADE to bury him!9 g0 m( m2 F7 g/ h/ A i
% O8 g" N; x% o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ e+ V- e, a9 L9 r Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ! I6 C3 i+ t0 _6 h' q; ` 7 ?6 V4 O+ e$ Z3 G" R3 e
5) What is the strongest muscle? : S: l7 d8 V' g* G2 O8 sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! k$ F/ I+ {: A) q+ U/ g3 }; v
0 o$ t o( P0 F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 4 c6 v9 ^1 c6 N3 i4 u+ N! k" R4 c8 |. B3 NThe arse hole is always in front of you.! I( ?$ V; d2 l8 w
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ _8 P" i8 m9 g" O7 F3 M% w When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 b/ v' s' P5 d9 C
+ C- m" z2 y4 H$ G0 I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. K6 j, e! b$ A% t/ t The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~1 |' ?: \6 O: k# @$ \ R
keep it up~~ : h. ?" L$ t* f0 L$ V rcheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
