- _% T; {; w/ n3 b' Z! Z - J0 b* o# Z( I3 S1 y6 I) X' w m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job % U, Z0 o0 K W. Z0 [. U" c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 5 x! n& ]( {4 a. P3 Z7 {) Q% l " [0 D$ w# R- p/ v! o& ~
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 S, I( k/ ?3 ~. o ?) @' ]( R0 Z+ u a.They give like hell. 9 F, }" g, Z$ r1 h8 d' O0 A b.They do not yell.7 E1 A: c' }4 v1 T3 C6 a4 D c.They do not tell.4 v4 a- t: I1 R) [2 ^ ? d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! n+ S. g' V% ?) `7 A) u
" H" ]# G' p( n- m; c' O( f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 8 o" t# d" h3 _+ \0 u1 B- a HEART to love him, 5 |; u) d2 r6 m8 W* p1 V- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 {; `4 ~- b6 a - a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ l' B8 g% g6 @7 Z1 z0 c - a SPADE to bury him!- i7 \% E/ W# \2 D# D
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 M, k+ s1 p8 D, E Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: R% ~0 j: r# e. e5 d
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5) What is the strongest muscle? $ Q. h7 w0 r( lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) I. p+ e0 n# F6 L0 G
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? , G* r3 x1 d( D! F: D; MThe arse hole is always in front of you. * g0 v5 x8 P& y4 F $ [; D/ f& V* [9 N X: W; ?6 q/ V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 4 @* P1 P4 e3 q: dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# S9 h9 v v9 L8 O! G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 D6 w8 c- s% @( Z9 k- {6 _$ ^ The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ 6 o1 p% b2 a& O" t ikeep it up~~ " n9 j) K7 m( C) O" scheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
