2 M W- W: S5 x m6 t6 I! x" p ' g8 }2 s' _, `9 T# a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job z9 q3 n# k! Q' V) S: l( Y3 i3 { 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" G8 J+ X4 s; [) y6 y
! s( y" {) H$ f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? y. j" e( N5 o+ L3 J+ {0 {* P a.They give like hell. 3 N' L8 ^# t: c1 |$ ~5 X" B* _4 M b.They do not yell. 9 M0 g9 ~5 `* b. B2 n* @1 T' T mc.They do not tell.* C4 [" q! @8 V, w8 m6 v d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 u/ V' U+ R) t, l
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: f& ]$ i, b" d4 x: h/ z1 h9 l- S* M- a HEART to love him,1 H% ?! w9 s7 H! [% K- K" j @ - a DIAMOND to marry him, $ h6 L! e: [0 W6 I5 [- r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and r! \: x3 ]2 Q1 V- a SPADE to bury him!9 T" \8 B8 Y/ ~, X2 L( a
% B& O8 x6 G) A+ N5 J- J: E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? & ^) u9 r3 s" r$ W: H5 d; MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ! [) ~! g% v8 Y 0 x, B6 T$ ?& @* Y; ^- Y$ _0 ]5) What is the strongest muscle?/ o4 r, f0 k9 h* z- H. \+ K The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 l& N: P. T% n* `! V/ E
" F9 }) e0 Q2 S9 V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ _6 P# G6 S8 @ The arse hole is always in front of you.* V7 Y; N/ x: i& M
0 F+ k% a. L! t" w) |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. y5 }5 W3 N9 k" n- _ j When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ s$ [- T$ u$ b( A( ~
@6 |% s! ?- M# _) k8 V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. Z( ~# |2 p7 _ The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~1 c+ Y. u1 Q' r1 Z
keep it up~~$ `. a/ S6 B/ Z0 P6 g
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
