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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 1 Q5 k& k$ N, A& k1 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence + w/ C7 N# ]: v/ q ) {! {6 N* F" N; t7 j, m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? * A7 e4 | k8 f7 _a.They give like hell. 4 _" R5 z6 d( v! @3 a% _% u* I4 Xb.They do not yell. - c0 W5 a+ h% H$ p1 ]c.They do not tell. # r5 f" T( c- Y: |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. 5 d0 @% P4 a! K# p ' {: `( d# ~- [+ z5 y# a6 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, S8 G% l6 ^1 }! J' V; b' ? l - a HEART to love him, 0 o+ y* K' L2 ?' U& n& i- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 Z% j7 C; q. t1 y - a CLUB to smash his head in, and* Y; o4 K6 j6 h- F - a SPADE to bury him! , c0 m4 a) b/ d" S7 q5 _- X" A ) R0 e: P! f. p0 T2 K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 1 [) ]5 y. ?5 F3 i _9 G+ VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 1 A8 Z/ K/ j. e. Y+ i/ b # }$ Z1 p( e5 ]& S9 _' v6 c
5) What is the strongest muscle?3 p* W$ N# I+ r8 t: a2 u The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: z% J& e7 c+ K- Q' D2 R
; T. S0 v0 t8 ?9 t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ; h8 d C) g1 T: g( O+ c8 F: h* ]The arse hole is always in front of you.8 x( h: _6 A5 C( A$ H/ a
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 6 o5 h: M5 X5 P# JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! ' X; @$ d1 B% M: G( a& f( C( g/ r3 _ & z' m# Q' h& r* w% M: k6 O7 M
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? - E5 F2 w3 V" W9 h) K1 M& BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~3 l+ Z" J2 k2 V
keep it up~~ ; x* H6 P9 P; j; p2 C' Vcheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
