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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( a# L0 ]. `0 v& M; z% X' x 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, I* G/ B2 F) H3 s l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? y( X7 E! } Sa.They give like hell. * O2 v' }8 c6 O1 j- b0 mb.They do not yell.8 c- g) i Z3 @' J1 o c.They do not tell.8 I( y8 t+ k: q2 G3 B d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. 7 p- L1 Q+ x6 ?% O9 K9 Q: Y) y% u 4 D! E2 J7 `+ W
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: + w: \4 g0 a% Q' [( m/ W% x- a HEART to love him, 6 {7 A% ~" S( [- w7 m" s- a DIAMOND to marry him, : r ?# C/ V* R/ u D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and % h) Y7 n/ F0 _+ H& y# ^# F- a SPADE to bury him! $ M: H% V' u4 ^3 o7 y' Y/ i + }. W' f! ?1 c4 P! g, ~2 ?, b* F
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? $ v5 a2 {) Q) b/ X, OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 |; X$ k T1 ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle? $ K8 a1 P3 [. u; U- G3 ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! * N" w k/ A; W( p; g5 u8 W8 s " T6 d# x. R4 e2 p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; t H; ? V, M$ {4 x k" a: S The arse hole is always in front of you.' L7 ^& b) M/ Z/ q( K, {. u9 ~
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" V$ E; i0 g8 w$ T. m When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! $ T0 c0 V7 L6 k 4 r- s0 j) F+ Q1 b! Y% m
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# B! d1 m. T# h0 x+ p% h% |$ n The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
