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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job + P. G$ E$ V, x+ ~99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 4 _1 x5 P A }% e # ?: b0 O. i+ [7 \% K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 O3 x! {6 O& M- m4 l9 H! j a.They give like hell. 7 H8 U9 p" F6 B b.They do not yell. ( P7 ]" f) u! K8 }c.They do not tell.4 w6 j* M7 i. f! l d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- v& n0 V5 j" n, F! L& c2 v( B% `
! t6 r" ~8 h+ ?$ t: p' L* u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ e$ E; O3 z$ j4 Z8 {/ \$ M6 }" o5 U - a HEART to love him,, S" ?6 `+ W& i+ w$ @" t8 D0 i4 _ - a DIAMOND to marry him,# r6 V- a: z: t- T - a CLUB to smash his head in, and! {& o) Q+ P; x/ J) p% S - a SPADE to bury him! ; m M9 W$ z3 ~2 k4 m, n ! U) @9 M& J) |) h3 e. c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ; K' T: K [$ A# j4 NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 ^$ M' ?6 ^2 f( f% S# {
8 T# k8 g" q9 T6 n* ?5) What is the strongest muscle? ( s7 B2 l6 D3 YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 u @- y) D3 H& ]+ O/ M) P$ j( e
* k4 P$ m& R) A% I2 i5 _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) ^' [* v& P+ U. d& }, ^ The arse hole is always in front of you. 3 v) M9 ~, T# }+ f: g7 | 1 |: B$ P( s' T* e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. `' T& n! ^; }/ a When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% y+ M9 i+ v% g( S: s" q' b. Z
% m% M7 n, ^% b1 l" {7 F j/ z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 ]+ ?5 k4 q3 d0 Y" B1 Q The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
