% }5 K; I$ [ P4 W- M/ o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* O6 `: c* @2 Y1 e 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 m- Y; h3 @8 { G/ F5 H. K( y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 T& I9 J3 n5 d2 S9 C a.They give like hell. 0 W+ p! p/ b7 z3 Xb.They do not yell. 1 l( x' \7 U3 F0 @' b jc.They do not tell.0 \0 S3 K" Y- {3 Y* f9 Y% ?( F( m+ R; F/ P d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. : S# |% B4 [9 F" j% R $ {, y: k1 `" Z. ~ O: Q7 H m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! B) t9 ]+ Y/ C+ q1 G: A% | - a HEART to love him, 5 |/ C: G( {: G: c+ u9 V- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 h+ v' N. ~1 E& z - a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 D+ a6 W" D6 O9 y* y - a SPADE to bury him! ' E/ A' f2 l# a p0 ` S. ^+ y8 \" p9 L% C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? - u0 \& P$ {3 U* [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 j5 W3 Z; {% x Q7 i2 H
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5) What is the strongest muscle? + d, v: I# ^: A! r: TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 1 ~: S$ H! b- g! O8 V. O 6 |4 ?" h3 p; \6 z6 T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 P. l) m. q/ [$ q0 d8 w! f" k The arse hole is always in front of you.* _0 R" _4 D* j/ C5 V2 a0 }
5 A( B1 B1 H! S/ \6 B1 z8 C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# D) P F3 z9 M$ a0 b! \ When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 5 I3 d6 }6 p6 ?! Y3 R( e 8 m; v6 E8 v: k+ K/ ^; B
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? & y8 T1 a( y+ m' w# A4 y, PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~& X/ _4 D1 }4 x4 B. g( ^& c. I. J. k" s1 K
keep it up~~ : O) F U) F! @cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
