" r) ?" f! x; a/ A' Z! q5 w2 g $ y5 X/ G5 P! _# `! L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 @# T0 ]' M# k) [* v; m' H1 c 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" t* F" L3 D0 F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 5 s2 U7 M1 @, ?, b0 ]" v% oa.They give like hell. - ]6 t* }8 Y& {& V1 P, i b.They do not yell.# `! i) t) m! ?6 [& a) a c.They do not tell.! [( m8 m4 }. i# {* o d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ `/ R/ c3 z e( T0 N2 H& i& l# z
" _4 r7 ?$ n0 n L( p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 X. z X2 v& T6 ~/ l' F+ q6 v& r9 J - a HEART to love him,6 d a- A, d- _- D" [* ?5 p" ~2 H; ` - a DIAMOND to marry him, * d' p5 E) u& r- {- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 R* C- h2 H$ \7 m - a SPADE to bury him! , @0 A; Y" ?. Y! H/ K8 S 5 Z# v3 ^ i; n% ]# i+ Y+ s4 j4 r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ R6 o' m$ k# ^, J. H( z: G/ s Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later . C9 a/ W6 q. y" l 2 w' i) W( p* X `5) What is the strongest muscle?5 G2 N+ S( \3 r: h5 g7 r% Z The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 8 I! y9 n+ w0 t) L + R3 g) A+ w7 x4 E6 Y8 P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 1 N9 C( n+ `! AThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 N, l4 L$ O) ]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& P! X" S9 G9 @( k3 \; Z When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( E8 I, o; {- Z: f& A
# Z/ C- ~9 |% x! l% X/ c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 e9 x1 a2 d, J- t7 m" R The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
