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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job _" B1 R: u! X 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 [# r3 v& q5 [: n; c
( r% z& k8 ? F$ R# S6 T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? . P* y& c5 i2 I: R6 B/ ]9 x ]a.They give like hell. " {7 i" z/ _# v7 F9 { b.They do not yell. 3 K# n6 x) S# gc.They do not tell. + D2 |# T/ s, B) _* T$ y' }d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 M* u' c: l D& x0 @
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 d) W. M O l* D: i g3 X0 `/ s5 g - a HEART to love him, & c* w9 l2 x: x) A- a DIAMOND to marry him, ( x! p' N8 i4 k- a CLUB to smash his head in, and 6 s8 `1 D x( N0 O y+ I- a SPADE to bury him!$ N; l; B& n# x& ~( x: U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? . z( M2 s9 }4 Y JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 1 k: q' R% L: b, m! l% F 5 a; H8 t Z! h( ^3 t+ @5) What is the strongest muscle? - k' h8 r, l( b% W& T/ e$ UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 8 w4 m3 L8 V# g) h& G O # B+ S5 t! Z! t8 c7 G6 t2 X( T& w/ f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 1 d8 p3 h0 X! d: ^The arse hole is always in front of you. I/ u/ @* ]9 h* h ! G4 k; }( s7 V# Y: T" g: h' J7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 1 |! k+ B- b+ l6 rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 I+ A- U, Y5 F8 v7 \
, U' U" S q1 l0 O& N8 z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# ]9 v3 }: b) a8 D- b The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ S* c) _. B6 z' `5 ?keep it up~~ q& m1 \/ o1 w
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
