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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 2 z9 z& Y4 ~" c: G7 a! ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* n" Y+ k. _2 O' A! @; e# z# ~ N
- d1 O% X+ P' s1 R+ \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 L- u3 _. o. f a.They give like hell. $ Z9 ~/ L. a9 \, ]7 w( z2 ab.They do not yell. 4 k4 {: ^; R. g d* q5 y' fc.They do not tell. ; F# @, M+ y3 K8 A# p- P% f5 qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. 8 P+ ?' ]5 d. J0 t % K) N" H8 W7 R; F2 E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 g2 V7 F9 F) B" Q% U2 S' g6 u& | - a HEART to love him,# C; u( H- u$ ~+ w5 d5 @5 A - a DIAMOND to marry him,+ F) |! g! O, v- ?9 _1 e - a CLUB to smash his head in, and 5 A1 b7 S N) O, R. A2 |- a SPADE to bury him!, u% K4 q9 ]9 e+ P* {
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% I1 n2 E( `! |. v8 B Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 3 s7 D( A4 N- T* }0 U , q! p: [8 T. U( }, t( \% A5) What is the strongest muscle? " ~* ?8 t% \6 R# i/ E' C; T/ L$ AThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% K1 v! `+ s" r4 C) d
( t7 a: N( Y+ S/ j6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ( e" |; C1 a+ a6 m* `" S O" o, HThe arse hole is always in front of you. " Z! j( u. X$ b+ y 9 v( } U% }0 ~! s2 U6 o
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ L* [* S9 J1 y: Z- e$ C. D2 M When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ ^2 @4 ^( b" Q3 C P/ ?; [
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? . ]( ~! V- A) O8 pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
