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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( j( z6 }! m$ ~$ N+ O# o9 ^3 J" B 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence # k% d. N, `1 ~& ], j' }8 S( L; s ) b' y) |, x5 _
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 8 k( {# n3 B/ n) Ha.They give like hell. - N8 M8 l' ~- ]) s& Lb.They do not yell. 3 U N# t3 P+ g5 E" E3 [1 d; lc.They do not tell./ ^; r# Y) ?: ?) C ^9 T+ ?& n d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. # ?* P5 N Y9 U! {9 Q: Z + V) H/ P5 `( _7 B8 P% p( s8 T& R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& ~0 e' y( D+ C1 b. K - a HEART to love him,1 ~ s. z' Y; D! X% Z9 y - a DIAMOND to marry him,2 d2 q' r0 @8 k( r4 y% Y - a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 S {% V7 U; K5 H - a SPADE to bury him!0 e0 H+ p, [$ t% q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 \' s2 O, g! ~$ o8 }7 S( ]4 u Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ( _6 A2 g6 j& U$ X3 l* B 2 K2 }9 }4 a) t
5) What is the strongest muscle? 7 u2 _2 I: J7 h, g3 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 5 u4 q7 J* B: _% r6 I3 ~ 9 v) j# ?# C" u- N1 r9 {) ^( }0 g
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? . x+ F( B) q/ s3 i9 W" y7 p* ^The arse hole is always in front of you. c# @% n9 ?% P/ l' D8 ]. z * s/ ]$ z) Q( \' j3 `
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ s" `4 v! v0 w+ O When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! m8 }! B. Y$ f0 t" F% c
! a- i0 q6 i4 _: A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? # E' c+ r3 X8 F$ F' B2 M" B6 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~: \3 q6 Q! @; ?7 U9 E9 m1 E. ?% q8 x
keep it up~~; t; a/ u0 I$ X
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
