! O. X$ R. c# j! w" [ 0 d) x1 Y* ~$ |% d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 6 t9 j$ n: d* {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 O/ u t; u% \
5 n: C N5 {0 q+ K/ f6 n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 g' V6 L. j; p' {! s6 _0 X- i a.They give like hell. 1 T! ^9 O4 j+ j! o9 w5 z( }b.They do not yell. $ u4 {% w# Y% f" s; Kc.They do not tell. ' _+ ~. {& s& A2 l2 I0 s0 m9 N7 Y5 od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- b+ y* H. k- N$ M, f
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: ! G; i( m# k% T1 S3 }- a HEART to love him, $ K5 U% V0 b R- F" ~' y- a DIAMOND to marry him, & H0 a' L& _* X% }: q6 T! w* o- ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ q$ O1 E: \0 N% `% I9 @ - a SPADE to bury him!: a/ P" N+ u4 m, [
* I. v4 v3 B8 y, y: c \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 7 @. @, H2 o9 v9 F1 gBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: H# _" c0 t0 `+ o1 S
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 y8 m2 K/ I! |, o9 g8 E, x The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 0 _, H& \/ X o 1 g. ]$ @/ P% Z/ v$ s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? # J/ A9 x* l* H, g& i. S; X* N, X p5 UThe arse hole is always in front of you. ( U9 L! {* x5 |, C% d6 v ^% a. v( }$ V$ u8 P' z4 T5 \3 J( x
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; m2 x, x! v% d4 _ When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 T) K9 i& k" y) Q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 M" e: ?9 e$ v1 I The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
