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作者: 小强    時間: 2008-10-6 02:54 PM     標題: [English]: Jokes..

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; B/ t% c0 n% ?7 p  A; m# i4 h1 a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 H6 `& E5 N- ^9 b: w5 B4 y; k# Z- g2 K+ v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ i  x- r- e3 h* d' B5 F  m: P# ?

7 |4 V; [1 {3 l: e( R% E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& p: Q& D8 N& B$ X$ b  {. E( ~
a.They give like hell. ) T7 i( r( z* z0 e
b.They do not yell.' ~& P6 B. a% a  H. h; i
c.They do not tell.
; c& [/ {' m: dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 U$ J& d: U+ ]5 V6 C6 t0 [' {! Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& M' G  D6 g; m7 q0 C% S
- a HEART to love him,( w; k* g. F0 p6 S  N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# R8 r. n6 [0 n- Y" ?2 |3 \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 m$ K( J/ v% S0 [/ ?5 X0 H- a SPADE to bury him!
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( @+ P' G9 C) K  i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 e$ X# l, s+ k* d5 [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% B2 G) p' p+ y) @
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 T3 F7 w+ y+ l& `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* r2 A5 m7 \% V, q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: G# d( ?: x4 n1 G; O4 K
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" {9 M2 y( r( Q" Y* v! _4 [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 A' D! {& {0 c7 ^, B" w! ]+ p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 Z  ^& A4 v1 f+ Y) H% {/ R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
作者: arthur8088    時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~7 H9 e# g4 a; H# s
keep it up~~9 T9 [& x6 u% v3 S4 \
cheers
作者: maksim2046    時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great




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