4 I. Y& g- l' L9 |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job ' Y& P Z# N5 y# I* O99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence Q; M: J% i$ Y0 B8 g, t & D Y3 m x/ v6 T5 H
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? Z5 T. i: V1 n \ a.They give like hell. 3 M8 U( _7 @7 J1 y$ L& A b.They do not yell.4 b% z( {/ s* C8 _0 z) X( h/ W c.They do not tell.1 }! Z0 y% Y" y1 s& K& D d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 [# z A# Y( p5 u& d
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: / A$ G6 R. o. t: I$ b: `7 B- a HEART to love him,3 D3 H8 ?6 f J2 q* p% y" S - a DIAMOND to marry him,! H+ d5 G4 A! E+ O! N" G3 t( K - a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 g7 a( D* P: u* Y) v, Q5 F - a SPADE to bury him! M+ i: J4 v4 Y, ~ ) S2 Z0 j5 {% S D, e( C6 l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? $ y0 i# z! Y. `; |2 kBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 W# y( s+ E) n( g6 x' a( G1 l" F6 m
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 c1 n& G. K5 c/ L; [& a3 g, u The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 D* `7 p- h4 p' b
4 Q0 J6 n% o& S0 f1 B0 t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 c# p( ]5 p7 p2 H The arse hole is always in front of you. * F* |& `9 e3 k4 h$ s 2 p3 m- X2 D3 ~9 ]3 }) k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 4 z* r2 R. W' BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 y2 q* ^9 l2 c
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? , h6 {8 E$ w- r; m5 {; |# TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~5 c) t+ i% X- k$ K
keep it up~~ 5 A1 z" e3 M! ^6 W3 D; L2 ]( I+ Fcheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
