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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# L% w) d5 `( [2 _9 p 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: }+ e: k$ R0 S0 ~3 i
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- h. B, K5 y0 Q: u3 m a.They give like hell. # O5 w* D9 D2 _8 } b.They do not yell. % w4 ?. r/ v# C: {! ^1 z# }! wc.They do not tell.1 }+ N1 ~+ |* q4 K- }8 f d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. : ~( ?+ v! X) @4 c+ F 8 }/ W5 o9 G: w0 _+ v/ _9 H0 Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" \/ \2 A: D. u ? r) G - a HEART to love him, 5 k; L) ?) i, {* u6 y, X$ H- a DIAMOND to marry him, ' z- r# p8 u: o& V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 f1 y1 W, ]* H' T3 [, J Q/ M - a SPADE to bury him!8 U% @8 L- m- @7 x/ ` D. A
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 z/ R6 L+ n& h9 y: B" E1 l Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later " ^" _; Q. G' T( s% O# p c: j c; V2 C# N8 S5) What is the strongest muscle?: p. p) [9 w$ e/ Y The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& Q; B+ N$ O' F9 P+ P
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% A8 C/ {+ n! R9 p! r9 `5 m/ D# { The arse hole is always in front of you.- j+ S* T9 j0 d% h
. D' R& a' r7 }+ P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? . m1 W) b8 {0 |& lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# t/ X2 N) }# j& M) @6 x$ J7 j2 m8 y
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 Z) d5 x% {5 D; H& b$ i7 @ The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
