+ ^. N& ]& J+ z4 R) ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 r; |, a1 E. m$ Z/ `2 |9 B 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' J- g5 |% e6 {7 B% N. e
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 J) u& W) C0 }, ~1 w5 K( ~" v a.They give like hell. . r: n+ v9 P7 p1 N% I2 }' [ b.They do not yell. 8 ~- ^8 x4 d2 l1 q" B! E* Uc.They do not tell.' E9 U$ C. l) h4 b6 {- S2 y, y d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. * U1 y. { E% M/ B' `8 s2 @! e . e2 ]) H0 p6 f* T4 M3 }/ U8 w1 q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 3 M6 e9 ]6 p" |: V- o9 l9 g: S, x- a HEART to love him, 1 S8 G9 }( |: l# Z% K/ Y7 M. e- a DIAMOND to marry him, $ }4 F/ ~* d% p" f" t. V9 v8 `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and 2 `6 P; L+ R4 m. r- a SPADE to bury him!6 d7 _9 E5 k4 U. G: y- \2 C
% ?; s4 S: N6 [( [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 s& {( x( W9 j9 B3 V Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 { @! K0 N; ]1 Y7 e- T% r
) M% j" F+ Y( f4 s$ I f$ f1 h7 N/ M5) What is the strongest muscle? l2 W2 u h: f3 [9 h3 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: A6 j9 G( s: C, H0 M" v
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" U* |. O' ^) u7 `4 p( Q2 f6 V The arse hole is always in front of you.9 v% c+ p+ o* X0 G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? ' y T; v( N5 r7 i3 g: s+ D7 _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 @$ N9 o$ G9 A" l2 A) l
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 T+ E- ~! |6 F The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~1 B) e; F% t# Z+ s9 A
keep it up~~- `* a7 c: Y- V8 {' O+ [! R, F1 X' a
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
