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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 a- d' {; J: v* p" s 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence + _+ `6 T! G5 H% }2 V5 I% [ : {& d2 D: z. f' r8 v$ b- e9 |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ) Y6 J# @) Q3 \2 z7 y9 W: u7 Ea.They give like hell. + W) C: j8 I6 |7 B. H( b* Lb.They do not yell. # _$ _+ N5 A3 k# P4 C# Kc.They do not tell.+ d/ c$ y6 }& R9 D" u" K. ? d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( u. O, a' C$ T- v% u
/ Z* n- C7 ]1 Y5 C* M7 l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: $ b! N# P9 n" s+ u/ c }; X' }7 U- a HEART to love him,* \; L+ H6 G# B7 l8 `2 D3 U2 E - a DIAMOND to marry him, 5 B" J% ~7 A8 R. V' x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 j; ~6 _/ ]( C) c' W* K# D - a SPADE to bury him! 1 D4 N$ ^ N: W: X `3 n3 O; C9 \' n / y4 R5 J0 J$ F2 ^8 c# q c
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? , H$ z/ W. f) z! {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" X" C6 f4 o% A
( i: L @$ M& r* c, ?5) What is the strongest muscle?8 S8 ^: t2 T" r: P E \ The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 X$ z: D4 u7 n- a1 w& a6 ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? . E8 O# L( [/ ^2 c$ K9 @6 e, PThe arse hole is always in front of you.% ?, z" K3 L- P7 ~9 K' O4 V' J
* L: e# d* W0 H. G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' a( x+ N. ]7 a8 I# n4 a When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& D e" o! M, |6 E- _7 R
+ ?* Z* \+ c) E: }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? E0 L; N, k! j! ] sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ " G% l% f w skeep it up~~ $ ?1 S5 j7 E/ Vcheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
