& X, b: c# r+ r' X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job $ N/ o% c _& c& M( T3 c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' t0 ?- M" b5 d! i- w" H: z2 w
/ X& g c- I5 k+ Q2 R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! k- i( j+ j$ }- c7 f( D a.They give like hell. 1 Q" E5 b+ _$ a+ X" k( }9 L b.They do not yell.- [! I9 I, \' t5 `8 G2 Y. L c.They do not tell. ) P8 ?/ { r4 f0 Z$ {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. & X/ M% L. `, h2 e/ }+ s+ } # F2 Q: v; K M. ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. K: @ \+ c, H* \& G/ M k - a HEART to love him, + Z; b( t5 p5 Y( `2 i' E- a DIAMOND to marry him,# \9 [7 `9 K1 u# z* @# u - a CLUB to smash his head in, and " o+ m# p( c" X0 Z7 }: e1 L- a SPADE to bury him! % ]5 q9 ?- f S7 s ( {9 w, y$ m" x( H! F" I. e% i& C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ z! ^2 x' |! _ Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later % R. M' V( s* c8 H7 M4 n* \$ l : S: d' x4 N; S. D9 I5) What is the strongest muscle? : x' {9 u% w9 \8 {) I/ uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! T+ R5 h# [ [" \0 O4 a& W6 w6 @/ T0 s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ Q* A( Q) i+ d/ p- Q The arse hole is always in front of you.( s: r/ U# E& \% G& j
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 4 a$ m( m- Q6 \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! # v! H( x/ r- K 9 G- a; l( z& V& D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ) W5 ?* j3 I2 }; a: P1 |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~( `$ a3 B- @; f# E
keep it up~~. E0 ^ d. E! P6 n* o
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
