, ]0 }1 L; Y( e+ D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# N- c& J+ G) x) h$ D' m* V 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 j9 b" r C6 v$ P
- L) d- N# ]( T/ X5 e" \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? " o) i/ {/ p7 c F, l0 N. J8 Ma.They give like hell. . K% l! G6 l' w) v b.They do not yell. : c" P/ q" M# Ec.They do not tell. % O. @9 o5 @" t) ~ V6 yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. 7 c5 ]5 i" G; I 9 R' ]$ I* ~3 W9 ~4 W- [. R2 c$ w- W* K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 0 e" e, \6 j/ f3 u5 s3 i- a HEART to love him, ' D% H) @" [* }# u- u. {4 m% l- a DIAMOND to marry him, / y. b+ Q5 N- H/ J0 i& x6 i& z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 q+ {0 I# B- [: U, {' c% \ - a SPADE to bury him! : w& g$ ?) ]9 Y9 E4 [& k2 s 8 A* X. B. _& { R6 c4 f% e* `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 ^* P) V" b- O Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ y6 Z) Z5 j6 e$ ^0 i" l; j/ M% o
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5) What is the strongest muscle? % B$ u6 I2 f" IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ( _& [. P+ o# f% s# r% L, T; ] 0 z+ [' p6 \, z" I9 y8 a2 m
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ( W6 _/ ]1 o0 @The arse hole is always in front of you.4 ~# O0 M- g+ O" H. w
/ S2 m6 { V; H9 V& U3 s/ K4 h- q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) @% s3 M8 @* h7 V2 T When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! % T: v4 T+ y" c7 R% Z5 `$ D 7 Q8 P; Y# v' X
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 [$ U! k: a1 T- k The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
