0 S* A1 L/ V( X3 N" Z 6 f. `6 o! }7 X4 E# d) z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) n5 g/ H J- m" |; \/ c# F# l6 \ { 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( B3 w1 D3 K+ e, O
$ n$ t) W/ A# _/ t) ?/ \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' A$ }! Q0 r3 y8 x5 `0 U4 ] a.They give like hell. 0 V4 x9 N" X0 p% g$ t, a! Y, \5 nb.They do not yell.7 W G5 ~) \6 W v6 M" }' E c.They do not tell. ' ?+ X3 U* P2 kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 `: c, l k8 ^2 D* P$ E$ d& m
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: $ s9 y! I8 {8 K% h- E& ~- a HEART to love him, 6 Q$ d) X( M: k; J9 K- @- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ j$ V7 e) ]) x/ }- W% V - a CLUB to smash his head in, and: j! e4 o2 t$ t& d - a SPADE to bury him! - ^0 @1 X1 L# ~5 o : ^) f8 I7 N, z
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" n/ c4 e3 \7 ~0 Q) X Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later # \# u6 I% e% K1 R1 |6 A1 i# N 2 {! ~5 _9 k. f9 M+ }
5) What is the strongest muscle?. t% P2 o! a9 O2 H6 D The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ! w2 }4 l! D" ^7 |) D6 G& k , ]- O2 G: ^' e1 G$ d- h* P/ I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? & q; a1 _% s1 n1 E+ p0 RThe arse hole is always in front of you. . S( J# P# m4 { & F6 E) b5 y5 t9 S( ]$ _5 s. \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 4 @, k _1 M8 VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 P( z! |# `0 E0 D8 v: |
& B: `3 I3 J" W8 R" }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; M( e L/ h" ^& p4 c7 Q+ m The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
