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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 d1 k: {2 k* k 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 9 N% |1 {2 L! x$ K ! y1 V/ e! M5 @+ k3 n! W
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? # h9 l8 u" A5 V, C) ca.They give like hell. + h. J9 i2 _( `% Qb.They do not yell. 2 |# I9 L% q! [c.They do not tell.! V N) x s6 r/ e d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ g) }1 C6 J3 x f4 w! {& s
, P* R; U" E( N" B4 U9 ~8 P( _% J) }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: / H, r0 E; Z% i6 P! t5 o- a HEART to love him, ! v1 t4 h/ w- U# |5 U, ]- a DIAMOND to marry him, ; J% b3 A- D2 G2 ^# E- a CLUB to smash his head in, and # Z* @- A0 N7 X& ]; ?0 v- a SPADE to bury him!2 Q) \$ m7 k) w9 T/ o$ `% I
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- w9 j t+ T' ?' x) }' m Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 ]' l( R* w8 T. s9 r9 {/ t9 _" y2 z7 ?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. T/ M$ |4 v" ]& D- T The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ( k4 ^; I& c( C# l% u+ [ - w1 Z6 B3 H8 `) Y& `
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% o- p- Z" e9 H. ^; @ The arse hole is always in front of you. 2 r+ p" L4 h5 @4 p% N; h ; Q- i9 e) ]- j# s& Z
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? " B. S2 ?& [$ `# O+ G- S; p/ YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 t8 c* b) s1 U) j8 j- I
. w" w# @9 n+ _: Z9 i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? . U* [7 T! g a0 Z( U! `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~/ {0 |1 W- T& C2 w3 _/ }0 ]* s
keep it up~~7 j4 w/ A6 c0 o1 M: N' I. q
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
