& y7 v/ i# j, z5 C, P , p F' D! J! N; V6 [/ V' Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ a5 u+ d1 }1 f6 S8 y 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 G: L# U! ^9 ?3 @: C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? : {& s: N3 N/ m& g- I, a8 p7 ea.They give like hell. . a! l- S0 \! ?+ \ b.They do not yell. : ?2 Z8 V& v3 ~8 ^& b) Hc.They do not tell. : Y2 ]2 q8 m. \' Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. ! M2 t4 i: T: [" C; J9 c g U+ {3 j7 n! n2 W7 i- G% M* V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: , h& |1 t, P: K9 ?; F* o: m- a HEART to love him,0 y5 p6 K& F- N! x* G* e, |6 r - a DIAMOND to marry him,' c8 c5 |$ [8 z: r$ B0 f - a CLUB to smash his head in, and / H7 F8 B& W" W3 W U+ m- a SPADE to bury him! 4 [7 a( s" U& B! v ! }! J, F9 `9 n* h; g; d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! a! H; j6 r8 Y' ?( V9 u( z Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# ] z D# ~3 |- v! @$ R8 J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?: R4 V- |8 d* i* I7 t The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ A/ Z6 ~9 t. n% j8 R! ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 ~" u! m2 X, Z* ]+ Q( ~ The arse hole is always in front of you.. q! j* P) P: h8 g1 L/ B: K4 G( C
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 \' |2 G% [, X2 _ When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 9 @$ E7 ?- I8 c! `+ J- q* l , i1 V0 J4 e% Q# _ G) {
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 d! |. Y% Q3 ]+ `6 { The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~( h. Y/ y( G( R0 b
keep it up~~% V% |0 W7 N. d+ M# W8 b" l
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
