( L5 K; [, _! }" n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job ( G& N* q0 R+ X2 F! y* Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence ' u( Y3 C8 D0 f5 A% B + R/ |0 I, f/ h1 ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ) t$ J: [+ `, j7 k* s! T- z, ^a.They give like hell. ) y9 r* T( Y+ ]) [/ x% Q1 q/ d( { b.They do not yell., M b2 |8 L, M c.They do not tell.1 @& V: K0 |+ F. q! }( F* [/ n d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. ' z0 F% E; l# X* U7 Y - q6 A; l4 p+ R; _* J
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 9 p+ J+ x. p% r- a HEART to love him,6 N& k: g5 n8 g8 }) A4 M- {: N! B - a DIAMOND to marry him, - X# l% q, X1 {. p5 g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 ~3 M5 ~6 ?. C- ^ t, l. Q1 x - a SPADE to bury him!% Y1 I! ]4 q1 c3 |; z' @3 m
! Z- n6 K j* O+ V1 |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' Q {6 r' f1 m! k. m Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( r4 {! p0 B+ K# i
- j, V$ o. i. T8 e% f5) What is the strongest muscle? 6 O R, }4 b/ G' K8 LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ( E1 _7 u8 ?- P; S1 G! @1 ] + ?# [# N9 _+ B8 J% S0 K: H6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! R3 `2 R" V+ S% W7 y& D9 Q/ B The arse hole is always in front of you. # P; Z8 P+ Q' N/ A1 z + s+ D* l: ~0 P- K, C C2 K z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? ; |% i5 I& }* L" a( m t; T& aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 5 @) Z; _% q. V' k7 x$ B ; B7 i8 X/ w2 g
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? & `2 R) D& ~- V1 q3 MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
