' M9 z3 K! P# K* g% }4 t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 R6 k9 v3 n7 z, s 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence : d0 @% T9 `% k0 q/ J4 } 6 E1 z6 \/ H3 b8 M# K# e; B3 ^* m
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 7 v3 Z0 O/ I# ya.They give like hell. * _2 N+ o) o: E5 L, T% Qb.They do not yell.9 o# R) j# Z4 _* g3 C X1 B c.They do not tell.. F( g% D" t2 M0 S# W4 r d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. / i( e: p. b* m0 o+ o4 z) O2 Z3 i 4 a. e1 Q) ?# G* s
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* i/ B+ b, X3 j5 c - a HEART to love him,, F8 ^8 g3 J: R) {; w - a DIAMOND to marry him, ( m3 z8 S5 L2 N0 L# k" o" [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" H" m% q1 ~! v* Y: S* @ - a SPADE to bury him! , Y4 s! h) L/ x0 p % E: Y2 ]' R, h/ k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? - G8 R8 Z" g( n4 H$ ^8 jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! |: t5 U2 a4 j |) K, A* n
( S- C, ~7 C& ^; K# H# Z5) What is the strongest muscle? " `6 ^0 R$ \# S( v$ {3 Y; A [. eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! # b Y X- q5 |! Q5 O7 K' T 8 F# a; w2 D2 T: k3 B$ m$ v `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? - L& W' A3 k4 i8 E% M/ l8 hThe arse hole is always in front of you. ' x( M3 _$ O; v# q7 K, U2 E ! ^: A: f1 `4 B- _# z' S$ _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! e4 _- I. E) ]1 u When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( x% b0 O& X0 f( `# l. ^
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? , {- Q* a0 w( s8 n. X" @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
