9 B0 w& F' W: L% M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 6 S! X) d% }2 [( Q! |2 I1 t7 I# y2 T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) k: n0 L* o v( c8 \6 I6 @9 d
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. J3 n8 Z3 k5 P( B, l7 o a.They give like hell. # A9 l" N1 c% N" M b.They do not yell. + x. c, |- M* |: F6 [! N# [ \c.They do not tell. 4 ]1 w7 ]9 O) d5 Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& H& s+ r! I# E) Z/ {+ B
1 A+ B; t' a* P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: # v/ i; ?& U V. T) s8 P- a HEART to love him,: V n# p/ K) [" O2 W9 E - a DIAMOND to marry him,3 a" _1 P( q7 K) f/ T* q+ s8 ^ - a CLUB to smash his head in, and 8 E! F& g' l K- a SPADE to bury him!6 ~& t, e) m p5 ]1 }
0 L+ c J, b6 G8 V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? # K ]5 @, `" O5 ^5 RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later # [1 D( ~# A* d" b" \9 M 9 _3 e9 L' z3 U" p
5) What is the strongest muscle? z6 O. a0 M4 y! YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 6 a7 U" g* R/ D. R# S, p1 P + |$ a( |3 ?+ n, n7 ]7 I
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! N# D2 v) f0 o3 ]& f The arse hole is always in front of you.0 \! y& W+ l" h _: Q1 G" Z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 v1 C! M( u( e3 K When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: } h/ H( P- E( X, _" w: S+ f" K
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? $ E) q2 S" O; f0 Q; MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~; O. R, w' p. b% U# y2 e
keep it up~~ + a9 w1 r- I( Z5 q. r1 Fcheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
