6 D( }7 p* j6 E" ? l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* Q( F6 N# t8 f- |" E# i 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence Y- G6 O% V$ p; `3 z7 K# V& ~ ' D# _' Z" X! K
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 f; k6 Q# i1 `6 I# `$ E a.They give like hell. ) j' p$ Z A, nb.They do not yell. 3 r- _9 m/ r6 h$ P& k, b4 i& Hc.They do not tell.6 a$ n/ D$ v- |; O$ i d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. " ]) Y$ G6 l. ?: M! |3 s: j" a/ M + K1 ^, Q: j5 a( u. Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 ]3 F' I0 B8 T: L! w - a HEART to love him," ?" `" X) C1 ]- a3 _) g+ p! C - a DIAMOND to marry him, 5 u; G* N% \& b- O0 g) w- a CLUB to smash his head in, and 4 }; v. J' q5 P/ S) q+ X2 h" R- a SPADE to bury him! % |' V2 O" R/ g0 L6 X7 D , s/ s+ ^' L* D# K7 {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* A- x+ q7 p$ s; N& b4 P- E! } Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ! @; h: P& _4 U8 d 1 j: Q& i% X/ R& K# S5) What is the strongest muscle? 4 D4 ^4 E, A4 A1 k: \2 LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 r( r7 ^- [" e8 p+ P
9 X5 _+ B% d$ [% \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? . x5 v" o) V3 A8 IThe arse hole is always in front of you. . a' h7 o. [. H% k4 U # j- s# \( R2 c: Y; ^ P
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 5 M& q' i5 p9 h2 J) j# s3 {/ UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 9 d% Z1 [. M* m+ l7 D; { $ j8 q/ O# j% y; W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ( Q3 B. H# C% L+ j+ {) {) lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
