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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* r! C+ K$ E" k 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence + s' V; Y4 R, j2 J) t ; p8 b' p$ W( g G$ G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? . l" o3 i# l0 d5 L; v: g1 Ya.They give like hell. * V- J7 K- ?$ o V9 D4 H# U b.They do not yell. & a9 U& A5 O: V/ Gc.They do not tell. 2 \$ L3 a6 ?* N8 ?& _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% s! N$ {4 _) @7 L: [( @
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 ~0 I0 T) {8 v" [# O - a HEART to love him,$ K/ k8 [) a( s" u- J - a DIAMOND to marry him, : t! K8 l; d/ B3 b0 \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( B! s* j) \4 _% S$ `4 q% U8 \ - a SPADE to bury him! # g7 c; C+ e1 S- y* b* y- } / s# F: g0 L6 `& R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; }) _: U+ S; w. Y0 o, k5 U Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later - }1 D& y1 ?' a) | c * D A0 Q8 }6 V+ B# [
5) What is the strongest muscle? 2 e& @( p8 |0 N! ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! * G4 P. U4 L9 B- l 7 N N, ?" D4 N# u' n1 j6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? & u( a3 K- N8 T1 |The arse hole is always in front of you. 8 t7 t, V# B8 H' B, d a# q8 E0 q & U3 t/ F& p M) ^5 S) X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 l H7 C9 }2 W4 p- u When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% X+ ^1 X. d2 F8 K' `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ! m) y6 l/ z+ k* E" q0 h2 L9 ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ * f5 m* I, x0 o7 t+ i8 {keep it up~~ " W0 i- B4 N' P. jcheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
