4 ~0 ]# t+ e7 u$ z5 x: e5 F" @" Q % \+ A! L, ~( T. C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 T, F) w9 o1 P6 K: J; f 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 x, ]4 g' d- R) t! C. W. l2 u
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 4 q* A* L6 F! B. Ea.They give like hell. I- [) x, Q4 X7 [* B4 u b.They do not yell.6 t9 g/ N2 n7 _+ ~ c.They do not tell." o9 Z; ^6 Z- u1 ` d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. & V1 Z A5 M% v. Q' h. L" Q # D7 x; [4 L% b0 |+ }, j8 M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# Q. s+ Q! D- p+ O, L& O# y. L - a HEART to love him,& J. L' u5 `$ X4 R K4 o& n8 j$ B - a DIAMOND to marry him, 0 x& f4 Q8 F+ ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and 5 H% u5 `) H! V! D, h: R- a SPADE to bury him! * G1 p! m1 v- T& |( ?& R8 Z: Q " \6 i2 [6 x' k$ H L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? - I) }% p, [6 s: ^ f7 g2 @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 1 _8 `, C3 ^# k1 M* o# A: d8 H $ N: E$ a4 T# W% o, P2 f5) What is the strongest muscle?+ z f( |2 z4 s9 V2 D# x The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 z- l. x0 a3 _3 K" R/ ~( T+ D
5 Y* W$ z# j8 E- l. Z) \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 a+ N2 Z1 N3 i: b The arse hole is always in front of you. $ {7 q# z( H+ G$ T3 ?: V # R: s! b8 ~" v) r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 9 ^! f7 E# ]) S& i3 V1 C$ }8 H7 X0 e/ TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! # T+ G ]* O+ r. k + L" E' F% ?. b, A5 T
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 F! s9 [; X6 ]' I8 }; l6 b+ W The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~* y. E* ^; A8 U; I( R
keep it up~~ ; c! z: v* V. U; D0 t# \cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
