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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 8 ^8 _, }" n: @3 L1 _, M4 w/ {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 N2 p1 W- \" l) f; ~: W1 z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 h3 V+ j1 c+ T2 e8 w: `9 `- g0 ?" G a.They give like hell. ; G$ J2 U0 L" M3 Q0 fb.They do not yell. + r6 r, q' X3 Z( Pc.They do not tell. ' b3 [9 h& k3 O2 }* ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. & g: v8 o: s+ ? 3 ?3 S& P& R* i2 H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. y' s$ V9 w( u) a O. N2 E; s - a HEART to love him, 9 ^9 B# A3 W1 e3 k( i- a DIAMOND to marry him," ^; b) A. L+ ^% M; h6 D) k - a CLUB to smash his head in, and ) _* U W4 P* }, B# y- a SPADE to bury him!+ {. w, D3 M+ W8 U7 g* r
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 |2 b6 t( Z; @7 d" N0 |" ` Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ {6 ^( C% ?0 z' `# S) z8 C
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5) What is the strongest muscle? 2 ]7 Q, Z( `7 m. a. [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. m" M; z8 v+ v; H1 {0 W- Z: ~
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! I' Q4 q: D# @6 P+ V! s The arse hole is always in front of you. 0 z8 E+ }$ U3 m. c4 K5 M( h& T - k7 U- N& Z' V( W. U7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ F& o, w# u( h: T+ t: \0 K When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& m7 N# p( ^( F: m% M
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? $ U* ^/ x, Z: h+ i! `9 v) Q. _) R3 GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ 3 u% P/ b) u1 ^5 s8 n9 hkeep it up~~ # @6 d0 h4 U k# R; N9 E' Gcheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
