' T. ]' w) o$ q% _7 w3 N 0 i |5 |8 _. r* E, f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 b; @/ C6 \6 P8 }! _5 a, Q- D 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence / G" f! w; X4 g0 c4 P# ] $ Z3 i2 e- z# Z* Q- o% T5 W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 l; W8 w. D( ]9 K- ~ X" [ a.They give like hell. 1 y+ E) a6 P$ I b.They do not yell. % T. Z& s' T9 S2 ?$ mc.They do not tell. + O7 d( ]6 B6 h; J1 L1 _' ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 z s3 k( y# ?8 A
+ R0 Z" W6 h" I0 X# H" i O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 C% E. b: s8 o* V0 X. y - a HEART to love him,7 M2 p7 ?1 b- s. p, u0 \ - a DIAMOND to marry him, 0 R# [1 z+ r% \9 h; g( N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and , O) c3 N" {/ g- a SPADE to bury him!6 L/ Z' x/ ~ b3 a3 S0 N. B
! s& ^% C: w, f8 f9 C% P3 v4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 T4 X6 H! n& P+ q- K2 o' S Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ' T3 }7 m$ U$ e/ }3 `; z/ q , p9 a. l4 N4 i/ X1 G3 l" g+ g# |1 P
5) What is the strongest muscle?4 h! N2 ?3 Z7 l3 U5 p2 K# \ The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 p) J; X0 Q% u% i P/ R/ s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? . z; i9 W* d2 G, g( [6 m/ EThe arse hole is always in front of you., [, r& x3 U3 J* _; ?& U- U
3 U2 s* J9 c7 _5 n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! _, A" Z( l5 l6 X* A When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! " u* p/ d& l( _* X' Q Y ) u& w$ b" P( R; \9 \$ C
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 5 ^2 h) Z: Q7 i L; D, [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
