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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job : _2 S( @9 |1 t8 y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- R6 G$ ~6 p- w' e- b3 n9 ^3 E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* V- V& X) P- g& ]% c% h a.They give like hell. 3 `) }( f7 r P% ^4 v/ p b.They do not yell. $ J! n. U' V( o( b/ M9 Q* h& G6 E8 c& |c.They do not tell. 8 E8 r2 d6 J: Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. % c. G3 B ~6 g( V; e 2 @; [9 q! ?6 B7 m! ]! h; }
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 R9 E, |: O) T( V, I - a HEART to love him,& x6 z, y7 N1 L7 N" G8 X5 G - a DIAMOND to marry him,1 q3 B2 _' }; b0 D4 ~8 D K" j - a CLUB to smash his head in, and - |% i! ?7 e# e8 Y- a SPADE to bury him!+ `5 F. j7 p" q, c: A# O
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# u& W" B4 E0 t& ^- K: D3 ~ Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ! R, h" X) h* w2 s, P2 c. `) p 9 ^# T8 Z @+ z) A9 M3 V8 [$ {5) What is the strongest muscle?/ r$ x7 S; G8 R2 ] The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! / t1 w" e" D2 s: r" x' B " c) @9 w9 D/ ], j" P
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? e2 X& S( S: [* d6 U% ]4 BThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 g9 f+ l- _$ v {" e
|% k, e1 _# q: f) u+ B7 i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 Y5 k1 ` E: x! o+ @4 A) c When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ [( C& \' x$ O4 m" |
' C* X8 D; a5 r8 {5 b1 S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? w, r3 C% Q7 B8 W OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~" z" `( m- j' i7 @* Y
keep it up~~( g$ u/ u3 ?- w# o) [, W
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
