7 I+ ]8 {8 S! J2 v/ ?, O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job " o Z- E$ d+ m4 N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 0 r( G# E6 B% J % x! R" q/ F0 L
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 5 Q3 `" u' N, p' u1 D8 E: D9 v5 d, ia.They give like hell. - y3 o; {6 D! M& qb.They do not yell.4 v { ?9 F9 @5 e: t! }& } U c.They do not tell.9 U0 |) @9 y! e d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 N; I8 T7 V% f. J* z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) U3 x, i: Z' J, F* T+ E `3 r - a HEART to love him,$ h$ R9 j! o5 B7 [. M - a DIAMOND to marry him, - W, a5 l7 q+ e( H1 k4 z8 ]8 u- a CLUB to smash his head in, and ^% W0 Z6 z1 N# w- a SPADE to bury him!2 r2 C3 r, A4 [$ ^3 V- v
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ) `% ~' F! V1 E0 y% J8 [# vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later # M0 f1 l9 @" ^/ _+ G8 x ) m a* c/ L! r2 J" c5) What is the strongest muscle?& I; r& U m$ [ The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# T! l: h- N' M. F: m# e
7 U' x& [$ E# r. O; R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? , T7 a: ~4 \4 B; CThe arse hole is always in front of you. % o, s4 w* m% s# l: h- g; Y % M# T4 B e: }8 `" `' x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? % r+ J- o# e4 A0 k9 J: V2 f$ y, gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 1 s6 F& B4 j% P6 Y0 P- d . S# U* f8 i0 v! n
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? , j. {3 S9 L* }" `9 X9 GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
