5 l; A4 @% z' F- y % q8 j& m, Q3 H$ y' M/ L9 t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job : e3 B1 U2 _1 F8 F8 @1 g9 c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 8 l' I2 f5 f c- B 4 E5 \4 Z. K5 ]! F$ p1 J
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& s j& }5 C) d8 }( a a.They give like hell. 9 D" z: ?9 B- d* Q' r; N% jb.They do not yell. 7 ^4 i9 B* H/ G* L @1 Mc.They do not tell. / {4 g' b# |" H3 X! P: {$ ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. - z" x( g- q: \! f" ~3 `( y % N3 e" F) J9 c& w
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: - h8 ]7 ^0 f4 o9 V( k- a HEART to love him,# B( F2 h. E+ Q6 B7 d2 ^2 h; h" n - a DIAMOND to marry him, ! ^* @! I6 w7 j: N( j+ \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and # w8 n6 d5 [) `, a' x- a SPADE to bury him! 8 q% s' c* L& r- ?# W 1 R. Z4 v0 t% d
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 5 I1 d, J8 j2 U$ wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, p/ z$ j9 u- \" ^
; I. y0 o) [& |' D$ u3 \9 \6 n5) What is the strongest muscle?% g+ A6 [, v! b+ Q6 R0 e7 E1 Z The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ r8 W# @! i8 _8 a4 p
4 N% f+ S1 h7 a( h5 p" e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? # y5 O9 q. e1 a) c: y" U& D2 BThe arse hole is always in front of you. % v, d9 M. H/ j* c6 |+ l: c7 ^& q4 g 2 p& Y7 w$ J& f, r( I! F8 L
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% s6 ?8 b+ A3 g ] When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. h" K6 I. U* |$ b# U1 s* _
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 6 ^& R; f/ ~- Y7 B0 sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ 5 a" J' v2 k9 |: {6 E3 s; Zkeep it up~~: S. {0 A* _6 q6 ?( d
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
