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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job : A" P; m' y' N- ]9 ^9 i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, R5 Z, j e& |; {
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ Q9 C2 `. A/ H& t" `" a a.They give like hell. 7 `) G- h. U/ n& Pb.They do not yell.9 k' Q$ s" y+ V* C w c.They do not tell. * I9 x* z" X. {: d5 a! }! _& j9 [. E, v; Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., V- e1 n* n# C7 t( l, J
' a2 p0 a( n& W. j" t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 0 e1 ~' n) ?0 v: q7 i- F2 |- a HEART to love him,; \1 v3 H# {, [; o - a DIAMOND to marry him,/ p: X) f3 k& M+ J7 J - a CLUB to smash his head in, and 1 b" K; F9 M& Z0 U) k, K- a SPADE to bury him!4 R& q' \- x2 V+ s% ^
: l6 }' S/ q+ I3 M" G# ^+ e0 z+ f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 4 `& _; Q6 s$ G; [/ _4 ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 _# S9 {$ n: m3 [2 U9 e
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5) What is the strongest muscle? ?1 V7 Z6 B% ^8 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! j1 W$ F' v5 Q3 y7 b4 c
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! f5 [; A# [2 k) f0 e! l The arse hole is always in front of you.& V1 S! x; g3 n, h& R
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 c( _6 u5 E! L# `: V When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% z! n4 I/ ]( [
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 1 t g' J, E( ^' l/ h: R' SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~& t% d% R: b( J# K
keep it up~~& _; u, I7 E1 d# ]0 |' u ?, H: W) N% g
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
