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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 L" J) P3 W9 {+ E! E$ E4 d; ?8 d 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! u8 k6 f) m. f" T4 T4 `$ h
6 ^( a1 l8 E, ], z" r+ \! M8 l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ( Z2 k7 i# f6 w$ C/ a" Aa.They give like hell. * U5 Z; n; `& D, h. T b.They do not yell. % l1 f# y6 @( t- l4 ]7 jc.They do not tell.( Y, U# \8 f7 v3 p- E d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( r- @' f7 ?: z6 d8 l ]
% L$ o9 _/ t. o. r6 Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 4 C6 T# u; ^. ^% D- a HEART to love him,, O" u- F* V# k - a DIAMOND to marry him, & b& y0 y2 g& A9 v8 i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and : @9 W% l1 k$ |$ ?4 M, F. H- a SPADE to bury him! v! _+ ^/ Y0 P: f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ; ?- |. W4 k8 k% g' G P3 g4 zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later . ~) {6 w8 L/ Q3 M$ b' L . r! \8 X6 U1 k" @" y/ T5 W
5) What is the strongest muscle? 8 U/ K2 p, e4 j, gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 2 t/ G" j; N+ L4 Z# r' ^ ?3 Q ! [7 A6 i/ g* t V# N% D! u
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 8 G3 x6 `: g8 O* JThe arse hole is always in front of you. ) X5 k+ v1 ^* ~) K1 Z% Z( o E 1 x7 n$ m# V F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 J1 @9 e8 W: G. Y+ j+ \0 c When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, S ^; o9 s5 r" e& R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. c+ M* z- `- G) s( t0 ~ The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~: p/ d& {0 C$ P0 `: j
keep it up~~ 8 \7 a5 i, V. C; J* P+ m6 U( P. ^3 Pcheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
