9 }9 H; N- I3 W! X7 x N# @, L/ V 7 W) d- v: x- i: W; W* W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job + F h" ]5 e% ]8 V3 z( l! v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. Q# T$ q* x4 q
0 h8 f6 V% o# W! }% b6 _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ k8 L4 Z& o9 K# T8 G a.They give like hell. 0 w, j6 `2 t' Q# f- [7 Y9 h; _1 qb.They do not yell.( V6 u; p+ M2 V3 W5 ^3 k. o+ c c.They do not tell." j4 D( u! z+ K1 w4 R% m- t2 V d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. & u8 I; F3 s# V 5 m' t( }7 M+ i) r* r+ m- |+ Z* Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" H2 h2 b+ G, V4 Y3 g$ @: ^ - a HEART to love him, . \7 V( c' a- w* d+ H+ W+ ?4 Q4 ~- a DIAMOND to marry him, 2 g; }/ T! V. \ L S7 r8 o4 Y6 C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and 1 _2 A% a/ z/ q0 k: [, e* g- a SPADE to bury him! @) v1 ]- K5 f9 H: C$ ]" c+ } ! n/ p& a/ {: @- {; l h6 X4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# D; i8 b" D5 N2 f$ H Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 1 u& k. ^5 }( X; Q) \+ ` 0 D( c+ i- c6 Y3 U( N7 \
5) What is the strongest muscle?4 i% @ P& M, m3 {7 S5 K The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! , g/ S! F7 r! u$ _/ T6 J# G. z* U . ^7 k' [0 D5 N8 Z3 ^7 \/ [
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 1 ]5 p$ ?+ x$ r) f0 CThe arse hole is always in front of you.$ k0 p7 J7 `' c, o$ u
. B& Q% b& J. j0 c* {/ a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 A) X% p. \* n7 f/ s When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 6 L6 \# a4 X' S7 {" [ V" X( }" V+ I 3 ~, r4 k5 y% W7 D3 _ ^8 \* ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 z0 k2 A9 D6 J- I; e The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ 0 v% O. e0 Q& _: y. ?9 Z zkeep it up~~+ U( e6 |( ?2 P% _1 r: a
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
