6 a6 c& L0 d9 m0 J( Q( T# c$ N5 L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) q5 m1 e- p- X7 I 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 0 Y- T, v6 q( N g4 V ( [, a. w/ s8 j. f/ Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 ^# E* b# {# [& ^8 I9 G* D a.They give like hell. S- a0 `, M) a0 z! ]( c, A# ^b.They do not yell. , F/ y) ^7 T+ W( [c.They do not tell.3 a3 l$ L6 C7 w9 z d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# P- V& v+ `3 Y& f( B
; F* b" E; p2 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: ) ^4 {: N4 v" L# s- a HEART to love him,( G# c6 ^9 o. T8 L3 X - a DIAMOND to marry him, . |. {4 s+ p; r1 W1 X% K" ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% G6 F/ N5 N4 L* A- k' Q3 y1 [2 F h4 m - a SPADE to bury him!- T/ R- k. r9 t
# J: n% G$ B @ o- u( f+ `2 I2 T4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ( c$ z) P% e# a8 [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ! k1 q9 w* B1 H2 J# b: m1 E. ` ; d7 ~9 p$ v( n. W: A! N; c3 c8 s5) What is the strongest muscle? 9 u, j' \$ ^% |4 L0 R2 r/ w1 RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 Q* e: t) `" h
! c$ W* _& c1 D$ m" t: S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 f' v1 @- }7 }0 |6 M; d( q- h3 h The arse hole is always in front of you.' B7 G v8 M6 e) ^
$ Z7 P( P. C" r2 O' w7 `3 _* e9 A8 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, d# c: i/ T# J4 { When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) D! ^9 S" U8 a) f! o6 i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? , K" _# |' C) `$ y& P" LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
