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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 o8 e4 T* @, }8 a) `3 j {: e' b% f 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence & r/ f: l6 I3 {! o) R' f$ J" w . @6 w; S5 Y7 S# S$ o m/ j
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. e; h3 i7 }2 G' e9 R a.They give like hell. $ C! U3 c" k( P" X0 kb.They do not yell. + d& d" j/ M% c5 K* y; }; `8 Jc.They do not tell.9 k9 `+ r* M% f& @ q d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 u4 k: T( e4 e# G/ t
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" [4 b/ w* T; [ - a HEART to love him,' D J* S# s- Q1 v$ { - a DIAMOND to marry him,6 {7 `4 F1 b0 o& a: F* ~3 m - a CLUB to smash his head in, and# X+ b# h( p$ d! ]5 V8 Y - a SPADE to bury him! 1 V' t+ ]* ~' @; } 3 C; a; }* R: D+ W0 {! ~1 z. [& g n1 M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? K: U2 ^ u7 b0 W Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# r( |5 Z9 C. Z/ R
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5) What is the strongest muscle? 9 o. [4 A$ e. U- t5 I! t/ ^$ a. eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ; \( I; h% s) y# X: a O/ Z. J+ P& a6 x1 ^, x' A4 U; x* N7 z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! w9 S t) t0 l. p# L0 y* Q0 j The arse hole is always in front of you.& t7 a$ P$ h: N, \! w4 G' ?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? Y. I) i4 ~: i7 Q$ BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ O9 N/ ~/ Z2 w5 Y# G9 R
* j2 s$ ]4 e9 V/ M; R; K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' N) _5 [1 u$ @2 M! s The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~( }# Q5 O, Z( |, g& E
keep it up~~ ) y4 ~, a1 [! R+ M5 T. f& Ucheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
