0 }7 Y% r" Y7 A. D 4 O( D( X: @$ }4 a9 n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 {- x N4 o5 W8 Q# m, P 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 B I" R: o+ Z' O. p& [9 \
/ ?0 y' R7 E- h, c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 l0 k6 i1 R8 g# L2 t( I a.They give like hell. 5 X, R, ]& h7 Q$ a8 J5 O b.They do not yell. ) V* I1 g1 m4 w) lc.They do not tell. 3 G: ^" p# o4 }- I2 j& j o) Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 Q+ M, V' P) O4 K0 A& Y
" a" @6 O0 N2 M" F, T) L+ d3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 1 u B# [$ I1 K7 h: L- a HEART to love him,6 g+ T& }. Y I' Y! J7 u2 p2 ? - a DIAMOND to marry him, + i }$ z8 q6 @9 Q3 m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) D" J8 Z) m4 y - a SPADE to bury him!* P. e0 P1 Z! E9 i: N
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% X: w7 `/ S$ b* G Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later / U( q+ N3 G8 F; n* K 5 a$ Z9 A, \1 K$ e& w2 w j
5) What is the strongest muscle? , C/ x% A" W: y2 d5 Y a- _7 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& D: ~) f) K- c7 k1 a% e% e6 N' Q0 I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, v0 W: F z+ N5 W The arse hole is always in front of you." b; r4 o% Y! R
3 y4 e- O- x* \- D' }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? - Y& I7 m6 X# k5 i. tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, p+ W; D! y1 T& P" q- l
' z9 d- Q4 X5 y& H- k9 W% z6 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 2 Y9 o: A0 z2 H3 o2 M5 M+ AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~% p {! N: ]9 L2 w& B! n" D, K
keep it up~~9 N, O! Z' O, M, o v
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
