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作者: 小强    時間: 2008-10-6 02:54 PM     標題: [English]: Jokes..


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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 A+ U2 I# B* T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# V3 i  W4 P7 w/ O1 J$ Z; n6 \- B
a.They give like hell.
' K6 Q5 f# Z  m& [4 [b.They do not yell.  b; T% I' e) m) i& e
c.They do not tell.! K" V" z8 M; Z, ?# q6 g
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- }9 j7 N( {7 k- \6 v: G' n1 t

% S/ X& w8 b* K6 N- G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 r8 V& a% ?- X" W- X% X' u- a HEART to love him,$ H! ?' C  S, Z* g. L4 t0 q) t  {3 r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" \8 ]4 u$ q5 J+ T3 ~( y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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/ h- j8 i6 Y: b" R8 j/ v4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ Q# B# v: j" I0 ~9 ~4 F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ x! j) o4 y) P: }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" W* J; T2 j1 p1 D

  _3 Y2 z4 m4 o" j: g" r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" Y1 d- |0 R  f9 K( Z5 g( WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 \9 u. N( _* S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: E" H2 R9 G* K7 L! M

7 P' a* p$ \3 M! ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# G4 r: P8 R; o' T7 V8 S- J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
作者: arthur8088    時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers
作者: maksim2046    時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM

that is great




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