9 ~% o4 W5 d# B* K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 i; K# w0 R T/ a- o( q 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence " R$ R, B9 j& D7 f2 o; N' _% y$ w2 Z / a5 Z. X/ j$ O7 f, K0 g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! ^# Y/ Q5 v0 W a.They give like hell. 5 F( b- r+ e4 j8 vb.They do not yell." g# Z9 k. P7 R$ V3 L }4 W c.They do not tell. # l0 s6 j! v" e) f4 sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. f* K' o9 T$ A/ a
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 t; P8 l1 x7 c/ s - a HEART to love him, % @9 P! [' r* c; j" \- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 q7 k( F# G+ z( E% a" B$ G0 _5 ` - a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 H7 {& J( W. ` S - a SPADE to bury him! 1 D: Z. a k+ \# S ~+ `) j# f : b4 l- X% f+ G4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# n. }3 _2 `: W# u4 A+ g' s" o1 e$ N Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later : {& ^! s4 K% h1 d % q; |- b$ r; N! e- K( D- a/ Q- W5) What is the strongest muscle? * s; W k( H" |5 `- |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ) n6 d' B3 t( z9 ] ?8 s% u& {# v
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# h! h7 w A+ G! N The arse hole is always in front of you. * b$ |2 K! r# L+ r" \# S 2 p; l& i- Z) `+ n. C. T, Z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 3 Q8 \) }7 T) Z: I, ~8 dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 9 @" [$ k5 H; [, S) g: i: O+ u 7 f- V" d+ i3 c6 Y! ~) \9 N6 K, @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ @5 {: m& Q' b! ?$ } The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
