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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job ]; C! z8 O( R) |0 D( k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence # _" P& U; B5 H Z) C3 O6 H+ s4 Q ! R* Z5 W; r5 W8 a: l# Z, o3 a
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? / q. A) Q2 |1 m: I1 m; K qa.They give like hell. ! J8 {! L# `5 o/ l' Lb.They do not yell.+ j* o9 ]# q$ Y" J3 l7 d c.They do not tell.3 E5 c% e3 P6 k4 ?+ k d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. . B$ M6 z- e, ]" {$ f " }$ V x7 w; t/ \" k9 c' u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 0 ^$ l0 ~5 e4 n- S8 x) C- a HEART to love him, 3 u! D6 W$ H3 g/ m' f3 }) o0 x4 G- a DIAMOND to marry him, . X# Y. s, `) K* t1 W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and ' F/ f y; v- b) K5 g% O* B1 {- a SPADE to bury him!7 ~$ T; U7 H c9 [5 L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? * Q! Q e9 T0 a$ X1 I! ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 h6 R) k# z$ p. }0 L# O Y
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5) What is the strongest muscle? F/ Q2 [" F# Z* Q& v' Z4 y3 Y T/ bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! & K9 `* t$ f, J7 W5 R3 m 4 M6 |$ x3 _4 B8 I- A9 z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 }. Q2 \# {) [; n6 A- B& p The arse hole is always in front of you. - P$ h- s' o7 T6 }2 D + h; e4 u8 i; \ f7 I e$ b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? ' J) ?- a t* `/ W I/ k5 NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! . e0 ?& s: A% O6 @7 e& M* N/ W # {3 K1 y+ ^; Y; x0 B8 Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" L2 A) u' h) f* @; g1 } The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
