5 h2 d' l/ G7 d( @ ( W6 D- l1 g9 j9 J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' d/ k' S1 M' Q/ W9 Y 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 c( l v6 P: v# z, T7 L
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 k$ M% |, U J" c# I' \+ ~" D0 p a.They give like hell. % H$ z# [8 P5 c# E+ Pb.They do not yell.. i5 z; m o: m' L/ u% P( i c.They do not tell.) q8 C) d2 w3 Z% j8 e$ l+ H d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' o# X- {1 f3 f% Q
. ~+ L- b: f; u8 u+ ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 ?! H3 U, M0 D) d) ] - a HEART to love him, 0 c! w/ d+ \8 u( {, e/ m- a DIAMOND to marry him, ' Y1 {& c, m# c2 m6 w" B0 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and d' K: V' V* B9 ?4 p2 v: C t - a SPADE to bury him! 9 t. `3 T; V6 P/ W( q" [/ c+ k . |! h, c+ \3 A' ?1 F; a
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ( q3 W% U, T" sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later " E2 b* e% P) L 8 r# q+ ?) d( r& z5) What is the strongest muscle?3 H; ~6 R' W( y r9 M The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( {5 G$ q3 N$ |% Z$ j, C+ C
% k1 }$ o5 D4 z; ?9 U$ c2 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 3 @' g3 e e8 G9 g7 TThe arse hole is always in front of you.% x5 j( e+ C9 o. s# N- M$ L# C2 ~
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* D" U9 X2 T( Y, l! S. |2 A, d. K When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 6 \; r' ]: @0 a7 X$ e ' V: P3 |1 x/ u" y7 p0 a
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 5 ?# z O. }- `+ r* t2 nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~' M4 V1 Y) d1 j7 x* _$ y
keep it up~~ - w. H+ {, U2 J" p/ c5 A$ acheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
