4 |$ y/ ~: ?" S) I0 s Q+ L, Y, C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 a6 P! }5 F# Q& k) ]7 z6 s: I1 i$ } 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ l/ D5 i u2 a* q
0 K) H+ K. J* j. g! T4 k0 y; u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 6 |7 b! _- I: f) N+ Fa.They give like hell. & c% J* j9 j/ u* x+ `9 |6 k6 D1 B; eb.They do not yell. - I" K# g- s/ e1 ~4 I9 Jc.They do not tell. T& v+ b% I/ @: r8 u) m$ j+ {* p d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' R W/ c9 H5 a \
2 V& ]% S& _/ ^( c9 S2 R6 w, m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 B* x, R6 C0 a3 M0 z - a HEART to love him,7 @2 w& f3 `! O) r' u - a DIAMOND to marry him,: }* o: S6 f% E X" v7 }1 f - a CLUB to smash his head in, and , N9 F7 I7 p1 V) J* U4 n# `- a SPADE to bury him! 0 _) I: f: H, t) z( e; Y+ t ' f* z% N6 ?2 k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? & v+ N H) b: s. D2 F* jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later - k% ~. {' p8 Z4 c* h * _) Q! v9 k8 O+ R: v/ t, _
5) What is the strongest muscle? % X' Y4 [1 K9 ?3 P$ s8 |& lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! H. y: Z4 p1 e
+ H M+ F# \2 |; ` b$ l' X+ W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ]8 C5 B Q4 u, I vThe arse hole is always in front of you.. N& Q5 Z! L P3 `
) e+ `$ R* j) Z, n2 f: f# }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 5 w' H+ I/ |/ a hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 r4 {7 r$ a3 {0 S/ U
6 P( }" Q# x1 ^7 b& o8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 6 Y/ m. A; J' _3 T3 t7 J4 z' XThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~6 c* X9 \2 p2 Z. \# \8 T# C
keep it up~~ 2 n% a: p% x* e. K' |cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
