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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 9 O1 J4 f! x, U7 Y% }! V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 ^: X, N5 V5 F( d# ]
3 S& ]+ r9 N8 X! ^1 Z8 E3 o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ; B+ {! `: s" n4 b, oa.They give like hell. % |6 p; W- _1 Y7 U+ Db.They do not yell.: M/ l; c! N' B c.They do not tell.# q5 x' y# y7 V1 L& a! o* W d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. 2 T+ q! W* {' r3 Q5 G5 `* N4 p 9 A- Q" ^+ `/ A* E' t# e
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 2 w3 c0 T- L& f% y- a HEART to love him, 5 X8 m* `2 [7 Q G+ M5 @8 }- a DIAMOND to marry him, 7 g. [ V7 Q0 F% p* O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and ) K9 {; m3 P2 I* q3 Q- a SPADE to bury him! 3 p. Y! b) f, N. l4 ]0 n 7 b1 w/ A1 W0 Z/ p" q8 O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 C8 b$ c, {' ~9 V5 i& u/ V Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) r& l- Y' M6 @, }
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5) What is the strongest muscle? 0 C. m j7 ^2 B T3 q1 s: yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 4 H1 i6 e, d' L0 D# r) F; w' n! n 9 o$ r; J/ z P& F- P5 I8 S6 @
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ @) X( R/ x& O, J% s" W* ` The arse hole is always in front of you. * C0 f$ M& @, s# R' ~, B2 r. U / `% c! `5 o* H- g" {8 _7 i" o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# s$ n3 R1 M% C2 s0 b% H* j When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ p5 L, v9 Z: `2 V
$ Q5 w& q, ?( ?, }* V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 1 `! ]5 ]8 u0 d5 l! q" TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
