" c: O7 @8 c: D4 z" y/ [6 u 1 C; Z0 z: D/ O4 j4 }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 8 c& d' k5 U; m$ B1 t8 t3 x' ?6 p. T* i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 0 w0 s! y$ f) @6 h' Z8 C% | 7 ], h- c) n- ]1 `8 ]6 Q# m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ! f9 a, b V ~. v0 Va.They give like hell. 3 k# X# A5 r% Y. @b.They do not yell. 4 W5 P+ J% V. \/ C7 H$ ic.They do not tell. + E) U7 U$ c& ~" O9 Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. 7 q' h& `7 ?- ?- e8 v! g7 G 5 H: y# _ p k1 j M& Q
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: " r/ \7 M S# {3 N$ Q9 _- a HEART to love him,5 ^& D! ^% E6 P9 w/ g - a DIAMOND to marry him,& U+ H: v! `* P1 r" c( w2 y8 u& E - a CLUB to smash his head in, and 3 z/ b8 j2 q, w# D- t- a SPADE to bury him! + k/ V( M+ h0 {: E9 H! K 9 b/ _2 R6 V P7 `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! v- v( R( U* U8 \! X0 N9 K6 g Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& i3 J5 w* ]1 F- Z
/ }4 T& H! v8 M3 }' U" @
5) What is the strongest muscle? ( c- E1 J! ?% x; EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 T4 t c4 F% n: @- j9 f
, S! ^4 w+ ], `# V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* e e' w2 m1 ] The arse hole is always in front of you.4 y& ]" V1 X& `& x2 Y( I
* }* X# q) S, X7 w& b$ R$ B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- j4 ^6 }. Y$ J! @: w! d When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 3 { E, H& l( k* M- L 3 D/ Y8 s' [3 W: b( ~, N6 C& ]
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ! x& j8 Y" |8 Q3 f+ bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
