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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. R W# F) F3 m b$ u+ x+ s7 C# x 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 0 m3 R1 r0 ]6 M) u/ D) J 1 j- o0 x/ f! B7 p: { E/ ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 0 O7 j2 ]2 z N" `a.They give like hell. 8 X& b. q9 c! e& bb.They do not yell. : P9 [- Z0 y' C/ e- b/ R) Hc.They do not tell. ' Y, s ?+ e0 \9 bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* v! x$ L* w2 _$ }) v6 J% ~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 ]) P# p+ Y; O/ ~4 A } - a HEART to love him, 2 N8 [0 O, u: Y* c4 S- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ \! f5 W5 u5 a; H* O; W) M: C6 e - a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ a3 ^4 |) H( D" w - a SPADE to bury him! % J& w) n" {8 s% G; f 1 \& W5 |7 O- C
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 4 ~" Q& I4 Y) P' K8 d, l9 C3 Y5 sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ; C+ E' V3 }- |: Z- _0 c ) ]8 z* @& E2 ^5) What is the strongest muscle?. t: T) T' n) g, D3 g( d# B' D9 @1 `& M The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, Q9 I: b: W4 `8 i
6 `0 ]+ O& a' v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. U3 z Z8 \% F$ X' J0 W! \ The arse hole is always in front of you. 1 e U+ t8 ^' I: W0 T , b3 v3 d" c6 ?. X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 9 j: f% A1 ?! ^- ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! ' T- E. y" X4 `) K- [7 b4 A 3 f+ v; h3 i+ T' E
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 3 Q" Q% x1 }: X' s- xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ / Q4 ]+ b e7 A( L8 d+ p5 n# n2 Zkeep it up~~8 R9 S% `# B- C! N
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
