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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 0 X) `5 Q4 t% D. G4 Z& z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) J# j& a. c3 X! Q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* H- g8 k, I1 D4 R3 m; F a.They give like hell. - T: p$ G+ u7 v9 `% n, ab.They do not yell. + T8 ^' @# j# U+ ], Cc.They do not tell. ! |, _$ T. v% R+ n: Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 Z& x0 \4 x; R% f' G6 O6 K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 ?4 ?% C8 I3 g% G: V1 J - a HEART to love him, 6 o# t3 W: }/ Y. W, K8 s- a DIAMOND to marry him,% R" C! H# [) G/ \ - a CLUB to smash his head in, and: Z$ F3 k' @% j - a SPADE to bury him!0 A9 c6 z/ y# H O5 _7 H. y( {
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 |' M8 o. s, e: H Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ! P1 p8 K" x0 z3 t. X& I8 R ( L5 [4 B$ v2 r7 l8 g
5) What is the strongest muscle? 4 o+ C' Q6 F- Z/ j9 cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ h! B; e0 ^' ^/ N
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? : i2 ^* A# n. P: ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.* V& L$ X" J0 E0 z) `
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 8 S) H: P {6 B) d% NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! ( B; A* C, X/ q + Y& a7 K6 J) i- N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? . ]; |9 S6 j o9 {# |$ E @; o- \The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
