; B/ t% c0 n% ?7 p A; m# i4 h1 a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 H6 `& E5 N- ^9 b: w5 B4 y; k# Z- g2 K+ v 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ i x- r- e3 h* d' B5 F m: P# ?
7 |4 V; [1 {3 l: e( R% E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& p: Q& D8 N& B$ X$ b {. E( ~ a.They give like hell. ) T7 i( r( z* z0 e b.They do not yell.' ~& P6 B. a% a H. h; i c.They do not tell. ; c& [/ {' m: dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. 0 Y0 }/ R. D8 h% w2 J 7 U$ J& d: U+ ]5 V6 C6 t0 [' {! Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& M' G D6 g; m7 q0 C% S - a HEART to love him,( w; k* g. F0 p6 S N - a DIAMOND to marry him,# R8 r. n6 [0 n- Y" ?2 |3 \ - a CLUB to smash his head in, and 1 m$ K( J/ v% S0 [/ ?5 X0 H- a SPADE to bury him! / j, [; n) ~ ~# W ( @+ P' G9 C) K i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 2 e$ X# l, s+ k* d5 [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% B2 G) p' p+ y) @
' u' t: z. v% J* G9 E3 K* v. o0 r
5) What is the strongest muscle?4 T3 F7 w+ y+ l& ` The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* r2 A5 m7 \% V, q
3 [; @) }9 {5 G! Q
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: G# d( ?: x4 n1 G; O4 K The arse hole is always in front of you. 2 r9 G1 @/ W$ p ( o' k2 a# U3 M# O- j$ G
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? " {9 M2 y( r( Q" Y* v! _4 [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! & {4 I; h8 J) ~( B' X4 |7 q- X 1 A' D! {& {0 c7 ^, B" w! ]+ p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 Z ^& A4 v1 f+ Y) H% {/ R The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
