) r! O$ f" o' O% j" n- _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job 9 n4 |/ @0 C0 v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 2 S0 [! ?0 ]( n% j 1 Z& k. i, ~* q: \" b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 1 y+ R+ _5 j1 u, N! i6 {a.They give like hell. - X! S* y# e9 _, p( ub.They do not yell. & d4 U$ j2 [, ic.They do not tell. + t# J7 d& ^8 \, bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! t( F8 C, w2 V( }& ]7 Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: . e) G! a J0 [- a HEART to love him, , l/ a0 o% ~% g; @- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 f( z2 k! X# @+ R1 D- E; r: }% S - a CLUB to smash his head in, and " V, S4 i" w# x- a SPADE to bury him! - r$ t, P2 d) v+ t J$ G ; L6 K; t( Z) A& C1 l2 P* P7 e
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 6 d% v1 { f6 s$ E6 w! t/ CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 n, E; u8 n& {) G- _ I
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5) What is the strongest muscle? % J& z( [8 u% C. T/ P( ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 ^; {) |: J$ O2 V) Y# J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' s, n( b4 a4 q9 N* s, C The arse hole is always in front of you.) H: G- x+ W6 B8 x H
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? ) `+ }# S! J2 K/ _& _* FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ l, ^5 h- ^) Z2 ~
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ! X4 R7 y) N2 i9 I" xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~% ~2 _5 B7 e$ b* G
keep it up~~7 c8 c' ~% M1 S" M# o/ X S
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
