& M( ^0 R' D$ }9 _1 {( N* R: o. C" s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 G1 \1 V: f) [. U t+ y* C8 o7 k# P" Y 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 1 X- Q/ }% {, Y- B l8 r1 |* Z- l2 Q6 `: c8 k6 B
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! V5 Q& V. x0 o a.They give like hell. ) I2 w& ]: P' `" x* f- o% _b.They do not yell. # }3 r, C/ V" D6 U5 D4 r% pc.They do not tell. & S. @0 U- {. E h" ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 q0 T' _7 d5 G& W8 R
1 W" h I; C# i5 G& g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 l+ S, w' \2 K7 o - a HEART to love him,9 v; s& H8 P" I- H. E L6 K - a DIAMOND to marry him,! S- Y' Q0 [6 | - a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 k3 p& _ @, l+ J' o8 o' w - a SPADE to bury him! 4 |$ I+ \+ o+ M8 ?4 a! W8 B 3 i, W4 L# A$ R6 P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# a, k+ c0 p# l; d Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later " v. A* G- l- a3 h 8 d, D3 Z& h0 J& s; h, D# y; E5) What is the strongest muscle?. |+ J# y0 v$ S( G* c The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ R9 ]/ ~: b! Z( Z
: H; P: S: Z* x. g, q' ?/ L$ ~6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 h6 b: A) M k* C: Z, p: W2 {+ T6 {, i The arse hole is always in front of you. {" b& s7 ^. E. F2 U+ o. E # P+ ]2 v# k4 }) j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ l6 Q l0 c" q When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: w/ r2 E& h: M R/ U6 U7 v2 S
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 5 ~2 ^7 a2 m5 ^4 d- X3 PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
