1 So many people die, never see you die. 1 T2 V- O" V. O0 {
甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 a% S v; S: E' i+ N2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 1 O, \2 v3 V% I; n/ n. U
你教我以后点出嚟行? # `2 u( ^0 ?" z1 |4 v! L2 n3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 7 S# D0 H9 C9 l# |- ]+ x
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' @- Y- f2 q* ?& n- c Q3 {
4 "I saw a pork chop" $ B8 o, ~1 n5 G" f. n2 N; E8 G! r
我见到件猪扒啊。 ( ^0 y) _" K ^
5 Are you road? ; w/ s3 l7 E) n v* y. q& A( S
你系咪路啊？ & {( g$ S0 [1 c4 ^$ f6 What the water are you? # V# f' c3 Q% a0 H
你系乜水啊？ 0 q0 W6 x4 i7 v6 U/ F% D7 c
7 Do you big me? 1 l" I0 a5 o$ M8 `! A5 @" b
你大我啊？ 5 W$ y( w( E% c) h) x: v
8 Zebra chops people. + @. @6 O' k( v+ A4 |
班马劈友。 R1 I/ \, b m7 o8 U9 ]- c9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 Q! o- ?. a) v( q界女王。 f8 a- Z2 V# B10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " \6 _5 ~2 F. d5 ]) J批我个头俾你当凳坐。 8 {, |# ]% x3 `$ u5 F1 z7 j. g7 s8 i11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 2 j b; P# S0 {6 q2 x/ T& V你当我无到？ 8 {0 Y9 [: g4 ^8 H12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ ^, Y. _" F$ U3 d
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ , ?0 ^6 T7 v9 o7 N- d( Q. V: \- M" z! w13 Today I was very black son. ( ]( k _5 H) g2 T; q) u( V
今日我好黑仔。 ) G- [; K3 i1 w+ y; Q' s14 I am wearing grass. 3 [4 L& _8 Q* ]' z+ `2 h我着紧草。 : v, ?4 [( C# P2 A/ d4 k15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 3 a u2 w* I7 |' s$ {
你未够班同我讲数！ / `6 c! ]1 s/ v5 \, k6 w
16 Two beat six. + w$ d1 {( K @) A! B3 h- D- a: m# v二打六 . d- m: T' R( }17 Two five son. $ O6 R, S5 I# p4 w二五仔 ; X1 _1 j; G* B- S: w18 Piano piano green. - s1 h5 o6 ]6 w8 I琴琴青 - m: n0 M+ E* j- y9 G1 @% a& V' I" g
19 I give you some colour to see see. , B3 P2 ~; P9 d/ x. L7 ~% \ i我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ' X _" ~2 d$ i( H2 [ a
20 Stupid stupid want to move . & m( d7 g. U4 S, [* n: F
蠢蠢欲動 。 9 q+ Z; ?2 N) b, |/ E/ T4 E21 People mountain people sea . 3 v7 G; s8 q8 h. I; i人山人海 。 $ \8 m6 H* `! V0 k/ d22 How senior are you? 5 w( K! G$ A/ K9 W! q& T& q$ c% t1 t你算老幾? $ f0 x8 G+ |/ w0 m) S
23 What the ghost are you talk? # o! [' ?: V# Y8 H! Y4 U9 w
你講乜鬼? . l4 [! v! \( ]0 i% |9 y* b' C2 x
24 I fear that you have teeth. + q/ o4 C6 u ^" G" F+ O4 K+ m我驚你有牙！ - ?! Z* O% k# @7 R' g$ ^' N
25 Heart flower angry open. , c# ^) ]" }7 f2 V
心花怒放。 . Y- t1 }0 X6 V* _0 g9 P8 i% TFish skin ' @7 c( z0 L( ~
鱼皮 。 " t: k6 v" `# A' Z( E
Monster of blowing water. # h1 C+ }( }! z# A3 ~! `4 x+ [) u吹水怪。 - {" g' `2 o& \Face green green 5 @. v$ S: w3 \ X- ^面青青。 2 G* o" P ]9 @5 A& }
You see road carefully + n8 L9 K q+ \( X9 S
你小心睇路 # O# F( |) E9 B5 V5 m
You go to street carefully 5 M5 Q4 }6 I3 E2 u; F. ]) _% }6 x! x
你出街小心D。 , q- R* m0 U" f5 W: C
Do the world ! j1 f4 V+ Y: G% ]' R- E- l
做世界 。 ( w) u/ _0 L" ^1 ^2 ?
Big tea rice 7 `" T+ W4 I$ m大茶饭 。 ! n& ^4 |6 B4 q$ Y
American chinese not enough. ! \2 @& p) L8 x
美中不足。 4 m+ v% [4 B+ ?9 @- UKing eight egg. 6 e' k# ?" P% B+ F( c
王八蛋 0 Y8 ^2 g) V, b3 O8 xHigh hand. 1 G: F# t- d4 K高手 + _9 Y7 b# q" |: J7 \* J4 V2 t
9 t0 ^8 H* {! U- T5 C5 XOld dot. ; s$ s! ]0 d/ n: `7 x7 I9 i$ a7 y老点 & a" ]8 C3 \4 Y4 y
One old water : o' e/ H0 r- x7 v一旧水 : h/ `, S" `$ K4 Y
I know your mouse. 8 h6 t9 I6 A) M6 ?9 t
我识你老鼠！ , f; V: o5 ?/ m1 WMeasure water/Pound water. 0 b; g- ], _$ A' y" V磅水 1 w7 G' s. p+ b$ y# J9 XA dragon service. : D7 ]" @. d" b: F9 W u, i% L
一条龙服务 3 U# m6 A$ v$ l' ]! a- qPump water. 6 e- } P1 f* v) j3 v; ~**** 6 N/ d# _7 m3 ^3 G: II blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / {- m/ O2 Q0 R; h7 H我吹鸡打你班友。 5 D6 N) S+ W9 \ N2 M# H2 m$ y
You jump building. ' j7 ~$ r0 s: O# K" I2 j3 v
你跳楼啦。 6 u3 ?* D$ }( I9 g* yYou come back home and eat banana ( k) w* w4 H& l' L3 F- k O9 x
你返屋企食蕉啦 ; X, z1 A2 p5 Y: j
I give you a hair. + \" } {8 u3 t2 j* e# ^0 a我俾条毛你ar! ( {9 q) z, J+ M; _4 P- I1 ] |; M3 o G9 W! Q! ^* @' g
Collect skin ' E9 K; M( _5 w
收皮 # x9 Q @/ v0 D# B3 M
Collect father ( p+ _ T: s, n- K K+ [8 `
收爹 * H* s9 q7 X% |* x9 A% t G. @* d
You give me collect father. * I( n1 ~6 x+ [* L4 x
你同我收爹！ & }) F0 `. y' ~/ k& L W: a0 t+ w9 nLaugh die me. $ R/ g0 [5 d- b8 c# O! ?
笑死我。 1 m8 E% _+ D/ _0 V: S9 }You give me stop. 2 k- v/ a, n: h8 @你同我企系度。 ; C% U3 o$ C' D
Eight woman . c# [1 |8 F* N& ^
八婆 8 P; E/ I# Z4 H0 Y. k
Eight woman,you are good! 1 ^: D$ S ~/ x
八婆，你好o野! 8 P+ E2 q& v" l" }7 u; zWhat the spring do you do? ! y: @% |! O; F4 I9 `2 A1 W# @3 j
你搞乜春啊? 2 R4 T$ Q5 O; t. S* w R8 d" _A dog of eating dung 0 J8 ^7 e3 Z7 s) w. g& m* H" H
食屎狗 3 U$ c9 R( r1 M: ]! t5 Y& i2 cA ghost of ass . I( t! s E* a1 z7 q2 ?: c屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意.....- |& E; p! v4 u! f7 f. X4 G
都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
有d就連香港人都唔明白!作者: 艾官 時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM
無言......作者: xingsing 時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM
好无言，但有好好笑作者: 偉華 時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM
真係好特色0既英語咯！作者: J.T. 時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 - H8 v, M; F$ o( S; W; o* v) L6 N5 p2 W i totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......% ^9 I4 |% j K5 J$ z7 ^
this is not hong kong style english.....0 r% q f# ?! }4 G& K6 z
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語..... ' U( |+ I3 B3 H1 j+ Wi've already ban this shit...$ a/ S* O Q6 d* C1 f, L don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
