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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语!!

1 So many people die, never see you die. ( `! B0 Y% {2 N: ^5 r4 q9 B+ h
甘多人死,唔见你死。
2 s, G3 D1 J7 c8 ]" O- ]7 k- N2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
9 ^3 L! @9 v* A/ ]9 H你教我以后点出嚟行? 1 K5 ~6 I; _7 e  g8 Y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
' @1 c5 g4 ~5 o! W7 h如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ( }! r( ?8 T9 ^! p/ U" \! `9 |0 r
4 "I saw a pork chop"
, A5 e/ R0 L9 H我见到件猪扒啊。 7 h2 d5 c5 h0 B0 G% U
5 Are you road? . e" j6 S$ {1 B* ?
你系咪路啊?
* j4 O, n) n5 {5 y6 What the water are you?
( |$ E% r0 g& x9 H( `. X9 ?你系乜水啊?
+ Y' \1 l9 |+ ~; e) {" m3 I7 Do you big me? 3 j8 J3 f) E. ^7 v$ |: t3 t
你大我啊? ! W( s& w) t; U2 w' B0 T: \
8 Zebra chops people. ( Q. o1 H$ m* o6 t% s5 k( Y
班马劈友。
4 |$ M& B3 I! [9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 Z0 q; d) j* h
界女王。 2 M: o' A" u8 J; _& Q
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. : z/ d; J; D% Z4 A1 v0 Z" |# I
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 r% |# T) E$ Y* |1 d
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 8 P$ ~2 }- F& K' y4 Q2 ?3 a7 B" O: x
你当我无到?
) i$ f% F9 x  h: C6 v, L12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
2 f- t) x, R% H你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
: Z0 `5 X; R7 {% I& m2 ~1 h13 Today I was very black son. ) {* S) J/ W) Z& p6 U
今日我好黑仔。 & N1 |. Z9 F( z: ?' h5 S
14 I am wearing grass. 4 \/ D9 W: Q0 Z1 h* b1 Q
我着紧草。
' V% R% D9 t7 S15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
( Z+ X0 L2 j! M9 v) a0 i; }7 d1 ~你未够班同我讲数! : `. Y- k# z4 _7 \8 B, }/ ~" B
16 Two beat six. 9 B4 u7 c; p* W$ O" z- L
二打六 $ e4 u7 C2 w0 |3 {4 \( }9 z
17 Two five son. ; P2 ?9 ?3 K+ F
二五仔 8 G3 F! u% U/ ^7 Q
18 Piano piano green.          
9 ^' b" c; G' C琴琴青 , I7 z; G1 t& g- U
19 I give you some colour to see see.      , h$ b  o9 j- H4 O
我俾D顏色你睇睇!
8 ?5 |5 G7 x0 ?7 u+ T. A7 v% b# d20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
' ~) f% r+ n5 p' p1 e1 Q蠢蠢欲動 。 - k  `1 P+ C' @# z( i) S# `2 y
21 People mountain people sea .    
2 ~# g' }! u. }5 |! l' A* Y5 K人山人海 。
5 d: G" I3 F% q: S" r22 How senior are you?          9 l5 p) y" v5 P' X" f
你算老幾? 0 E0 ?: G) {; _& X1 h
23 What the ghost are you talk?     # s- f: y: m: i+ F2 z4 U3 u
你講乜鬼?
. T1 W& Y+ B  y7 H24 I fear that you have teeth.         
" m; S, A8 T! n# B, w5 n我驚你有牙!
3 h" z$ Y4 C9 v- Y25 Heart flower angry open.      
$ S/ Z$ K3 u  X2 e8 s4 ~* D心花怒放。   - ?  v1 f5 X* v% W) D- Y& q6 a7 q
Fish skin
4 u2 Q  D# \$ o" e& Y8 \鱼皮 。 : b  [% I( O" s4 I0 k- V
Monster of blowing water.
: }  `% l+ b+ ^! r吹水怪。   w9 y# I0 B0 k% v3 g& h
Face green green
$ Z+ u' Y7 j+ q( A7 o! q6 u面青青。
$ \- ~, Q1 R' q- h2 ^9 {( s1 K& YYou see road carefully 3 f, y6 }( D4 y* D% l
你小心睇路 ' x$ G' \# W$ i
You go to street carefully + a+ X5 r6 g3 ?. Z% ?( a$ O
你出街小心D。
( G5 z% f) w3 q* @Do the world
1 m6 x  R' Z8 u. v做世界 。
3 A+ P5 y. ]8 Y$ }' iBig tea rice
+ s" S- y8 O+ z" e1 v9 Z1 o5 x( S8 d大茶饭 。
' k0 B( \. |* ]) z4 j0 U+ ZAmerican chinese not enough. + r: C/ E1 U9 X$ g! n
美中不足。
9 h) U; X% x( `4 L1 B$ f0 {- EKing eight egg. 0 H# I" K6 G+ ^- n+ _
王八蛋 2 f. C  k& {# ]" U/ g7 B
High hand. 4 t( u8 I6 {+ X
高手   R0 N8 A4 X. R, p  @1 k& V' D

6 \8 j8 y* e$ Z/ OOld dot.
8 g; n: P* g* V; o% J/ K. q" |老点 / D2 I' V" J" ^3 {
One old water
8 b8 b; i/ b' h0 i一旧水
' J: v5 g; U; D. jI know your mouse.
& C  H/ k4 E8 p- F9 v7 d我识你老鼠! 1 {1 g1 [' j/ ^, V
Measure water/Pound water.
; }. Y: t2 W7 ^( T( ]磅水
& M* S/ R, i) F; K* b5 cA dragon service.
" z$ k. I, c- M2 U7 Q! p4 q- {一条龙服务
4 d5 B9 [0 O$ U3 nPump water.
1 }4 I' }. I6 y4 d8 Y3 @; J( Y****
0 V% F0 w+ E- m* M! _* T2 NI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) d2 q+ f4 h! y5 Q
我吹鸡打你班友。 ( k. p* |* v- J4 g  A
You jump building.
7 x5 S' c) N( z9 i' U- N  x# O你跳楼啦。 0 d4 [+ N* ]0 n0 w( {
You come back home and eat banana
. t$ X8 N- I( ?. s- T2 p你返屋企食蕉啦
: n1 ?2 |. L7 ~I give you a hair. 0 }# _/ a! B+ e
我俾条毛你ar! : b4 P3 ~$ V8 @& @; X6 ~

2 |  y5 Z2 @8 O( g) r, G1 w0 UCollect skin ( }4 p) W9 e8 e* ?
收皮
7 s6 K$ x( ?9 a- S* qCollect father ' d" A9 N6 w! G- U' u
收爹 . m8 r* `8 I0 [9 Q
You give me collect father.
6 y7 n6 h1 h6 ?. F' l+ Z- |* O你同我收爹! % J; S; k- U( n6 U& o5 @9 p6 d
Laugh die me.
$ W2 \7 h8 b4 }. C# [7 N& m笑死我。 6 n5 Y6 H6 e0 N4 k/ M4 r
You give me stop.
1 S! E* {8 p$ t, i你同我企系度。 , B  A! W6 g6 C# i9 t1 K
Eight woman
2 ^" {( p9 F0 z( x1 m( }八婆
0 A% a6 G8 q0 u2 c$ MEight woman,you are good! 9 F" U0 O; i3 j$ y+ L, g" ?- W; Q
八婆,你好o野!
4 c+ P. t( J! D' C+ }9 R2 h2 l" ]What the spring do you do? . t% W" n. C& @7 E! F. B( X8 J
你搞乜春啊? ) t5 m% ?, t4 s8 ?+ p; K4 F1 Y  @
A dog of eating dung
( E" e4 i/ h; C) J食屎狗
- Z" I) D& e1 T. m2 lA ghost of ass   W$ U/ _2 e/ h. E0 |( T1 I$ n
屎忽鬼
作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..
作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....
2 X2 Y& ~5 W6 M2 x: C8 [! g' E7 E都幾有趣呀...哈哈
作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!
作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......
作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言,但有好好笑
作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯!
作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
$ a5 [+ r0 R; M- m
: V2 }4 |& g# w! B/ y! Jtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......1 F8 l& v/ `( N1 Q) o! }* ~
this is not hong kong style english.....
/ K# Z; q6 C1 J% L; a( Rthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...
. |5 I' g* B3 Y6 D/ _0 t7 vdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文
作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈!




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