1 So many people die, never see you die. 7 Q, ]6 u0 j; ?, g# X6 H
甘多人死，唔见你死。 . Q2 b* g+ Y0 Z4 B: z
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " E \; Q2 Q8 Q2 [. s6 N# o! x
你教我以后点出嚟行? 9 J! B( n1 O) _. q# N' K8 q1 a3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 x* Q" w5 Q' z# y0 g如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! N- J4 F' ^3 ]% e2 r# q7 w4 ]
4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 O( x8 U i7 I6 P我见到件猪扒啊。 4 p1 a# o. V) H G0 O! U5 Are you road? , e! n+ F7 l8 e- L+ `# K你系咪路啊？ * H) {3 X2 J, O0 @2 q/ X6 What the water are you? % p1 {9 H1 i# D# N9 f9 ^9 o你系乜水啊？ $ T) p5 X' M7 w) b7 Do you big me? * j! B5 }7 ]/ p' K0 ^ L你大我啊？ * n6 [: I% E* ~7 w& C
8 Zebra chops people. & m2 } _( y- @, Q5 I
班马劈友。 7 W& w8 B ~: m- v
9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 L4 U+ g' d2 v- F; g2 W
界女王。 & U, \, V @9 B* H r10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. + ^& u5 N% ~; C/ |批我个头俾你当凳坐。 8 B y' w" c n8 z4 n11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 8 A5 Q D( S4 _
你当我无到？ 4 s8 t" L+ H; q2 v
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ( u. E! @' g& G$ L你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ : S+ @0 C/ c4 [6 T N/ C
13 Today I was very black son. 9 x* i" M5 S, t' F" Z1 O% E. `今日我好黑仔。 6 c5 V) X) n5 s' b3 |3 P9 r& o14 I am wearing grass. 9 j( [0 r4 U) M
我着紧草。 5 u# `9 \% s& O15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / g9 T# `4 D/ q9 d$ Q
你未够班同我讲数！ 4 W6 i4 h% c5 m16 Two beat six. 0 ] n2 u& r6 r, h9 S
二打六 ' Y. L# X9 Q( D$ o# {% o17 Two five son. # ]. z5 L( `" e# q0 R
二五仔 # N' n* ~: e4 K4 K5 t
18 Piano piano green. 6 P: r$ j; B' Y0 ~, N* a/ f" ?琴琴青 / t" `; G. Y6 V7 n* c, o2 T
19 I give you some colour to see see. 0 B9 @5 x' L0 y4 [0 a, i9 L# j
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ + J0 A7 N. q' z# R1 X
20 Stupid stupid want to move . 8 K- ?0 z3 l7 H- l. C, n蠢蠢欲動 。 2 k! s5 r+ _8 _5 X' Q n21 People mountain people sea . & o& m9 J% q: i4 V
人山人海 。 ! {( H; x% s0 z( p" x8 Y3 n' r; D22 How senior are you? - x' t/ G' J$ I" `5 _; H5 q你算老幾? 2 u% @0 r: n9 \* z9 ?
23 What the ghost are you talk? " U4 l+ Q( ]" u$ D+ i' ~你講乜鬼? # m' P& w9 E9 B6 e6 ?7 _$ ^24 I fear that you have teeth. / }8 F8 v- U% p& w0 ]& l我驚你有牙！ 0 }2 Q! ?, W8 r' Y" k
25 Heart flower angry open. 8 [* K4 t, D" G S% b
心花怒放。 8 T, I* L, E! R/ E! @3 mFish skin 5 P7 M4 A3 W+ T h鱼皮 。 / J0 N" M8 E; @9 W/ H6 jMonster of blowing water. 5 W" M4 H7 O# Y j" S/ y/ N吹水怪。 ! ^; S8 h/ z7 R) ^$ }4 U. ^
Face green green 4 F+ h7 T* `. i& P6 N
面青青。 7 q1 J. w5 L) n0 V( f. EYou see road carefully - B* X2 ^, r0 Z6 c3 R, X" {
你小心睇路 ( A+ ]/ r1 ]1 b
You go to street carefully & ?2 `. p9 O1 k8 o2 e3 r
你出街小心D。 ' e f$ [* d9 A' w, @- h- H
Do the world ) R4 Z2 C2 o; Y; [
做世界 。 ) j& H4 a! X$ k# L5 K! OBig tea rice 9 d. ]. ^% k- i" D
大茶饭 。 0 _* p8 A$ `0 Q+ d8 Q x0 T- Y/ |
American chinese not enough. # X: O+ Q+ K6 ^& m3 Z: A
美中不足。 ' `5 m2 W' {# Q) _) h! E: _King eight egg. ; k* D* Y A. s1 P" U" }
王八蛋 ( u: |% X8 D5 M' q" c
High hand. ' e3 K* T# ?4 `
高手 $ i6 Y5 m( W9 x
6 J9 ?. W Y( w# S
Old dot. 8 ~% Y4 @* j7 G5 M
老点 : ?" ^' O, i. l1 _1 }
One old water 7 q8 |% C- @3 U5 C2 c3 r4 Q/ s
一旧水 4 p1 n! E8 B" f3 d% z0 _6 u9 DI know your mouse. 4 G+ v( \9 h9 g8 t1 R/ k
我识你老鼠！ , V# R: s; }, H. c- D5 b
Measure water/Pound water. ( g' y/ Z7 ^* R4 O$ b
磅水 ; w" U* m$ m! E( W7 M: oA dragon service. * r6 u* N4 ?; E8 K一条龙服务 ; Q I/ T7 O. F# \1 w* B6 kPump water. ! F8 Z* }- _9 U$ y**** 1 c# {) S8 ]2 S- R
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / o5 ^# @7 @0 o! ?我吹鸡打你班友。 1 @0 t: ]) G8 z- e4 N: Q# W# n2 ?+ B+ m9 PYou jump building. " d, H% p+ w. C; o! O你跳楼啦。 ; ]% G/ z5 |' t. ?) w4 _: Y
You come back home and eat banana * r3 S4 S- d+ K8 Z你返屋企食蕉啦 1 z9 F/ U' r% n7 tI give you a hair. . P7 s$ q7 a8 G- a8 Q. b
我俾条毛你ar! / X' D% A# f2 W9 p. j2 Z3 M, T
/ ?7 X' m7 z- U9 X) h9 `Collect skin . H4 w. s- d( v- h; L, E收皮 , y% {* o8 j H6 B- R4 d% _9 FCollect father 6 u1 L% k- E+ `$ Q9 L1 F, [收爹 6 ]( z7 u$ X$ x/ c3 ^$ m" H0 wYou give me collect father. 8 d3 c5 {" S2 X& r' i0 {你同我收爹！ + T9 q% i0 L f7 Z4 W: r- Y9 hLaugh die me. ; ~4 {# u& y( f a5 l: j笑死我。 ! I T. I! T8 @: q0 X, K7 G
You give me stop. 3 t' ^) a4 @5 `, H8 C你同我企系度。 1 c) p; [: x& t I& F o+ b4 P
Eight woman ( {5 Z. |" C8 j八婆 / y6 y# e; q# {" n$ f* z b0 b
Eight woman,you are good! ' n0 ]% T( y! Z
八婆，你好o野! ! Y! }2 c* a# zWhat the spring do you do? u* X$ B" W4 d/ Q) L5 D7 \* p你搞乜春啊? ; A9 @1 t1 V; |" K5 }' b- |
A dog of eating dung 3 K( C" X- x* r4 A; e V5 [8 D: W0 s食屎狗 # f8 N" [; ^, c& F7 x& X H( p
A ghost of ass 5 L: {) i+ _2 }( ^; o0 @% M5 t屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意.....3 }: c1 a1 D7 k' P' Q
都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
d, |" l6 [( i$ Utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... 8 p7 E9 _! b4 athis is not hong kong style english.....* v, a4 w+ |' y. c, A1 D$ {7 r
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語..... 6 T4 E/ `7 Z7 r4 O8 {5 k5 S% Ai've already ban this shit...5 w6 P) b; _- v4 m" D. w: h/ X! ` don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
