標題: 香港特色英语！！ [打印本頁]

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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语！！

1 So many people die, never see you die. & m4 G$ Z" X; x8 h7 Q$ z% e& X6 {
甘多人死，唔见你死。
/ r% F% _# x! O# A3 p3 C4 k; e2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
5 i1 j" h# j, A2 Y2 T你教我以后点出嚟行? & H6 q. a' R4 \% S, Q5 e# f! \6 y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. * u  ?% f* t8 H7 f
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
5 T# K" d- c& G$ n4 "I saw a pork chop"
/ W8 y0 g5 Z! D4 [我见到件猪扒啊。 + i% w6 g5 P. T6 A* e6 U
5 Are you road?
% L# D) m+ Q# D% b0 n5 [你系咪路啊？
3 b3 l3 \& D6 Y3 m6 What the water are you? 2 r2 m- l# F! M+ x' M6 o2 M
你系乜水啊？ 3 L5 f2 R$ Y% R5 T
7 Do you big me?
5 g8 H. Z  A( w% H, n" r& |% [8 f! q7 t你大我啊？
, L6 I  `7 c/ h% S! P9 ]7 o8 Zebra chops people.
! n, z* q, h/ g; s7 S" r, I* l班马劈友。   G, ~+ g! k9 f& {+ C
9 The king of the cutting girl. ; A- X- t- A0 }
界女王。 ) Q  ^6 A, v; H
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   M/ E. r* |* d& K* G1 W+ h
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
0 Q) [  ^5 E* y! P11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 t/ a. w+ k. g' q% v: B
你当我无到？
: m  ]/ z" M: P+ \; @: S: N12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
$ m/ i; Y+ Y3 ?9 b- [你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 4 U; n1 w. N2 v2 r! p  _
13 Today I was very black son.
% U1 v0 p# Y: [' s% J今日我好黑仔。 ) a$ ]" U7 Y% r, _) q2 H& ~2 D5 x
14 I am wearing grass.
/ ?, V! {: ?2 b; D  D我着紧草。 ' ?* n4 s# e  l+ c$ b; e! W
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! t# Z' K! q7 b你未够班同我讲数！ + p$ X9 P5 c$ |0 q  C* n  j
16 Two beat six.
0 U. ^9 G6 e" t9 Y9 ?) t# F. ]( |  u二打六
6 b& V/ k) C& d# @# V17 Two five son.
0 }4 w# f1 P7 V$ H( B; ?6 d0 l二五仔 2 P# H: R$ `) Q7 \( o
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
: ^5 O1 s. ]& m+ C$ A) {  r琴琴青 # }3 U* T3 }0 ^! p+ n
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 2 x) y( e; i( t) ?$ s4 I. S/ E
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
" B( @8 A- |" [* ^- |1 _20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 y9 x, C( X/ p, w
蠢蠢欲動 。
  n2 \3 `$ Q7 [" Z  M5 m1 N1 r0 ^- Z21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 " A; _" @9 K2 \
人山人海 。
) R3 G- E  ?- c4 |5 B22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
- R$ d8 u& n: t, ~% A8 u% a0 d你算老幾?
1 C) J0 e" g: @- ^8 t23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
3 c) C* l* x  |+ b5 q  ?; m你講乜鬼?
+ L, I* y; k  V5 X' U3 g, o24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
7 N) r6 ?* d6 o我驚你有牙！
& {* r; `: h2 K) ]25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & ?# b+ C: X/ F2 c( D% k/ @3 h
心花怒放。   ( s- A3 `3 I+ c9 r7 u9 t; z
Fish skin 6 F5 X+ U9 A; l
鱼皮 。 , u7 y' @: Y# ~" q9 i& `* n/ @
Monster of blowing water. . M' i1 `8 ~: [. n
吹水怪。 4 K, ?0 F  Z: E* D6 ]
Face green green 2 n+ }( ~1 J% ~7 H) d( g
面青青。
0 y7 {2 m8 ^# N7 {8 F( x; j1 tYou see road carefully . P( c: I5 h9 q, @5 }* |5 ]
你小心睇路 ; J2 r- D( G5 @/ I) J
You go to street carefully " ?8 Y( Y* c" C- r) J% C8 k0 R4 M$ Q
你出街小心D。 ( ?. }  [. r* c% u1 a+ n) X3 H
Do the world 6 @. E+ `1 v4 S% e3 [$ H) X) ?& o
做世界 。 1 b' F( u' O/ z
Big tea rice
+ f$ t6 z  t" z% m$ W大茶饭 。 5 M; l/ k& A; _
American chinese not enough. 7 n. O- d, a8 g' L- i) [
美中不足。
% X" e! F" u# k2 m( fKing eight egg. % O8 _/ h9 e4 _2 O+ N( Q0 Z
王八蛋
# |4 R; N* ?; D2 l0 t$ ^* PHigh hand. ) A$ V  w  P; t2 U" i& S
高手
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Old dot. & J! R+ V9 G# h$ m$ {- N5 M
老点 & v( x' N% S) g0 n1 c! u
One old water
* e2 E, F1 j0 q3 P" ^& l一旧水 1 p  f" \. u8 [- n
I know your mouse.
1 _: E3 K  I# s" h/ ]4 q我识你老鼠！
9 ^7 Q3 A+ P% E$ B6 e7 C" QMeasure water/Pound water.
0 j6 C! G9 a, t8 U! `% ]磅水
& {& N. I$ z3 u$ V2 K) @3 L, XA dragon service. * d+ W5 D/ Q1 x! u+ U  s
一条龙服务
9 g2 }( u8 m. {4 ~- b- x; w) G& v& gPump water. * U8 @) F3 |8 p5 U$ \9 V8 X" T6 v* `5 V
****
, Y- b; w, Y7 X6 G5 M" WI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 l1 {: @0 @: E1 E- G
我吹鸡打你班友。 6 ~! A8 l1 K0 _; y" n4 Y
You jump building.
/ A0 u/ t8 c7 x7 [. Q你跳楼啦。 ! W) C3 G; o2 Q3 L, M; f( `
You come back home and eat banana
" ]! t: d- E$ X( c* O4 W7 t你返屋企食蕉啦 $ o8 {7 G; k! d
I give you a hair. $ n5 k; D: v+ `- D8 e) `. O" J
我俾条毛你ar!
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6 ^7 _; K+ k5 p5 X1 ZCollect skin
. u/ U/ R6 M/ C& H# ^收皮
6 G  w+ X$ d+ I8 B( V$ M: nCollect father 9 E) O! V: ^/ y$ V; S/ Z
收爹
) ?7 ?- C1 a, E! ^3 RYou give me collect father.
/ N7 ]3 J# z" C9 }, K9 f你同我收爹！
: ]) C) V9 a  ~" o; o# wLaugh die me.
2 }3 P! @' ]+ X6 ]7 |; ^+ z2 T/ G: a  k笑死我。
5 G7 Y2 j: u  j* g; j5 sYou give me stop. & E. A  ]8 _; t6 H3 R% ^: A
你同我企系度。 2 Q& D& `, R6 f( h; T
Eight woman
5 a) Y3 u8 W" ~; T  ^八婆
( p  S  e5 r4 X2 x+ V' q7 dEight woman,you are good!
" I( Z- Y( Z4 I$ X/ J$ V八婆，你好o野! 4 ^% l! Y3 v) f5 {. L! Q1 ~
What the spring do you do?
) I% W) H0 v% S3 {5 h- @你搞乜春啊? 6 r* v5 o. ^" ]  P/ t' N% Q: A' ~
A dog of eating dung ! L1 ]0 p& c, V
食屎狗
2 @+ N! o3 A0 _* Q  O/ OA ghost of ass + ?- P0 X; h' U: ]1 h! R8 m6 K7 P
屎忽鬼

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作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..

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作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....
1 }+ N9 }& S6 P  J) n1 e/ l& z都幾有趣呀...哈哈

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作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

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作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......

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作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言，但有好好笑

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作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯！

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作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
7 d9 C% j' }; I- g) Dthis is not hong kong style english.....
4 a" i2 O+ x2 j" |/ w3 Hthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....9 X% n) n' v9 u! g8 a4 B8 z
i've already ban this shit...
& @; T3 n8 i  h0 K3 {+ M$ Gdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

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作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

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作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.

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作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈！

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