1 So many people die, never see you die. , F" E1 I( ~7 k& {& e7 @/ ]甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( F, J) \- a7 e8 s& V, c2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 1 N) I! _& B8 p9 j
你教我以后点出嚟行? : I3 ^3 f' E/ n* }$ o8 f
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : M* r4 A( p5 ~6 t- J) _0 a6 k如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 $ H7 E7 I8 F2 f6 s
4 "I saw a pork chop" , s/ w. X( |/ n3 e9 _
我见到件猪扒啊。 : d3 w5 o% H k3 R9 }5 Are you road? ' [+ y3 Y5 C$ @4 y; ~: S& [0 Y( d
你系咪路啊？ . E$ N* R; k! ?7 M6 What the water are you? 1 l9 H* w2 N9 C6 S( x& e
你系乜水啊？ * k1 P% [. Y: R9 ~2 Q- f9 {7 Do you big me? - d$ A( W- s# t5 ]
你大我啊？ ( I K, D" b" [4 Y! ?8 Zebra chops people. & J0 U: ]* `$ |, }/ z0 W
班马劈友。 3 j% B0 r, x/ q! M* {$ } M& z/ a9 The king of the cutting girl. 6 _6 z+ y- d! C+ O/ u界女王。 ) r) E% n9 z4 F1 q K4 H; b7 J
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. , B/ l H, I) W. J+ A) B批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + H; r7 Z% P: h* a" M( W) @9 @5 k11 Do you think me didn't arrive? : E6 X7 n, S! l' ~& @你当我无到？ 3 [$ g8 W7 K+ t; }
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / }& U8 b' M; G& _/ z6 l* z你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 K0 O+ P: B& c0 A' `' O; V$ Q7 o13 Today I was very black son. 6 s) V- P K( O0 u- Q. z
今日我好黑仔。 2 S. ]& ?/ U% Y: D/ D# Z14 I am wearing grass. 4 k6 X# u; B3 G8 f3 n
我着紧草。 I- U8 y$ X) {% @& P
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ; O3 w0 x2 z5 b5 {/ O/ T( ?
你未够班同我讲数！ * q6 P3 F, Y7 X w% W% S7 b( T& i
16 Two beat six. 1 N8 j/ N4 K Z6 a4 k4 q$ r
二打六 $ i# E( l4 m* F6 v* d, h
17 Two five son. * Q% q0 G* O( b* m' ]! F: B二五仔 ( j+ B3 {: X, ~/ }, ^
18 Piano piano green. " t- H0 b/ x* R7 ?2 r
琴琴青 5 L, ]# M0 D- V19 I give you some colour to see see. : T6 T- K. [* E y& x我俾D顏色你睇睇！ - ?1 O2 m$ c6 |7 a' w; H% n20 Stupid stupid want to move . 7 d3 b3 M2 ?+ ?, @* d0 D
蠢蠢欲動 。 5 S U+ ^- R$ t8 u
21 People mountain people sea . `- k( d! ?/ v* C6 B7 l/ @人山人海 。 8 K8 N& J' ^$ ?5 D6 R" ?( e( x" ]22 How senior are you? ' u0 q7 b1 ?4 l1 ~- l1 f5 o$ `你算老幾? x! F- S5 o$ D! j& i. g: X7 D23 What the ghost are you talk? " |2 Y! P: K6 G' q; J; O. ?你講乜鬼? 6 d( O! \. o1 ]( z: {( {6 w
24 I fear that you have teeth. , t; @0 C& ]5 @8 p5 T6 v$ t2 y* A
我驚你有牙！ 0 y) u+ Y6 V1 e6 |! q25 Heart flower angry open. 0 x9 b& h( ], ^& d) F* y
心花怒放。 ; q; y8 X7 {1 ?, r# j4 k% m
Fish skin ' }1 M/ ^' e/ X0 U) f. U' _# W鱼皮 。 / n9 j9 o( Y4 u( D5 Z+ V% F
Monster of blowing water. 4 y" F: r! j1 I7 Z: l$ z! K
吹水怪。 - L9 B% ~1 c, _. E6 v* vFace green green % Y6 B" H* b+ l3 L% Q+ t面青青。 5 o4 h8 T0 E$ F9 S# P9 g. v6 y, N& @
You see road carefully " t3 D8 o, l2 V9 z% s, W8 j4 s$ o2 F你小心睇路 + ^* m. M& g( ?" P! tYou go to street carefully # Q8 k. `7 z* K! |
你出街小心D。 & @& u4 S9 ^6 p% C. @Do the world ! q. T7 {2 ~# ^做世界 。 ( F: ^6 ]# L5 h D, x; g1 N0 [" lBig tea rice - f, F, P6 k* Y Q6 k
大茶饭 。 + M0 {) ?9 K" n3 j7 z
American chinese not enough. ! h4 Y2 E" I, M8 Y3 F美中不足。 ; l( e, m" D! F8 y* i+ u* m, ]+ XKing eight egg. 4 \) h+ H2 {) I1 L/ O% _2 v
王八蛋 % `( j8 x5 A8 C) E' O B- [High hand. 4 u6 k+ U( ^% ~
高手 * }0 C. [5 E2 P$ p) c5 m
5 {" G3 t6 s( n/ ~- o$ tOld dot. % `6 `+ X+ z- f4 K- t; @/ h
老点 5 P+ V9 q5 j" L: l2 b2 f: _
One old water 1 F" d3 j8 |+ A% i- C9 f; E2 a
一旧水 ) m% z) d' l, q0 ]I know your mouse. + ~5 ~5 b7 L, d4 @
我识你老鼠！ $ ?! I# F2 E( k# _1 W* `
Measure water/Pound water. 5 J8 N% ^) g( }8 |7 l( r) b磅水 - r y# S; j) H" |; e. f7 ~2 bA dragon service. 6 g5 Q; P' d; M/ o3 R, L z一条龙服务 . [% r# S0 c; V$ |- m4 G
Pump water. $ ~0 a2 r6 _5 F8 p3 [**** : a2 ~7 y* q0 M+ c! t! o) } s
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 n# ~# _1 r& x, y8 u我吹鸡打你班友。 2 \1 \ ]; s8 P
You jump building. - M+ }" @. Y G, M
你跳楼啦。 6 v2 G' Q9 m8 W. l. B5 N: W! {7 bYou come back home and eat banana ; j7 W7 V! v) r V
你返屋企食蕉啦 * P7 A7 g5 @: Z# }( E! q# ` m3 {( t" Z
I give you a hair. + X1 I& {/ n* }5 D我俾条毛你ar! / {9 h1 C+ s9 |% K, f
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Collect skin + H" R9 C* n- F) W0 {/ O' k& [收皮 + V& q' h- F3 W$ qCollect father $ H/ d, d6 g0 l- B
收爹 ' h: K" P% d6 m* l' J9 J# ?
You give me collect father. ' _2 x: Y7 h: N
你同我收爹！ # V1 J! d9 ^* cLaugh die me. |: I( n8 e" W* p' ^6 V8 ~
笑死我。 & c' e2 G+ z5 e7 d3 M: S( |You give me stop. 9 A1 t9 h& m* ~你同我企系度。 ( c7 {% P8 M7 XEight woman 3 J! M4 G: a" \6 B2 d0 @八婆 / _9 J; s* k+ vEight woman,you are good! ! j7 R5 g. E4 W1 Z/ D八婆，你好o野! 5 u9 q# e! q1 i+ j+ j B/ SWhat the spring do you do? ! O2 y& G% U$ `2 F; U你搞乜春啊? 2 r7 G0 S' b, }* p3 R6 tA dog of eating dung 9 e5 v' C1 y7 a4 y6 V' e食屎狗 * A, c9 T) @3 C- c! M
A ghost of ass 1 Y( x% Z" a+ p0 U( F' ]
屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意..... [: _1 q, P) [: `; T+ k
都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
: v9 y7 o0 w6 s6 ftotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... / X/ `% O7 [3 V. X5 b# Wthis is not hong kong style english.....( K1 q- i3 \$ U1 s
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....5 M) _6 X+ [+ k. _# P i've already ban this shit... 0 X I( L* p# w0 vdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
