1 So many people die, never see you die. 1 w2 q0 b5 \1 J5 F/ _* t& u
甘多人死，唔见你死。 : B( \4 X3 U8 u& ^! I
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 5 f- }/ k8 ?) I7 O+ Q4 {6 J1 p你教我以后点出嚟行? , ?- B l/ {: O" j$ m, C$ G$ g
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 6 ^& k/ B1 t8 ^# y5 @如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 , u/ ?6 u; ?+ }7 A2 R' x4 "I saw a pork chop" - e, ^+ [0 w$ W" E. E& {我见到件猪扒啊。 w/ L8 n' n F; L% n4 s5 Are you road? ; c4 h7 D* J$ D6 }2 x1 ?& l6 Q你系咪路啊？ . R% g# h/ V" E* R4 M6 What the water are you? 3 g4 X; z2 R; `
你系乜水啊？ ' P5 N( R6 d" `; u, m7 Do you big me? & l2 r' r/ w/ b& [, I4 O你大我啊？ % K3 j6 Y2 t; ?+ ]: h% Q
8 Zebra chops people. 7 L1 f9 ^% H) f+ ^
班马劈友。 3 `' r: Q M/ I) R/ \1 |) \ J# @9 The king of the cutting girl. 2 @: i1 K( b" v' ?界女王。 5 @. H F, [. p- D+ s/ X) u5 B10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. {' t I: m1 V! Z
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 7 X. t' {; b T0 s
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 8 P* ^6 o0 o, p- `0 \! a你当我无到？ + V5 z0 |1 D7 [, j; h) t4 h! P
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. * j8 D% k) L4 a" S9 p" B
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ : i! E) l6 T; I' P13 Today I was very black son. 1 U( {' L# Y* D0 D/ D# z/ f4 u今日我好黑仔。 ' j3 N3 @- l0 f z, N4 x14 I am wearing grass. 2 \5 h& P8 ]$ J! @& d& S) ]
我着紧草。 ; ^( X/ |/ |2 N" P
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 3 b! X* }) T7 i1 t$ \你未够班同我讲数！ 7 t q {) i$ A+ f4 U1 v4 x5 Y t
16 Two beat six. + y9 h& G$ a- ?' y
二打六 ' [7 ]0 R5 j; c, W; Z17 Two five son. 7 g1 F7 T0 ?" y2 i- R二五仔 7 d% I6 L9 `. ~# k6 g18 Piano piano green. 7 \1 Y% t$ o) C7 `$ P9 K* ^琴琴青 3 A; I v' y h- a: _. N j9 }. r19 I give you some colour to see see. " e6 q7 Q, T3 v1 j% F+ {, w1 E我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ' e5 w, a* H- s, q$ u# E+ C20 Stupid stupid want to move . . _0 U4 Q! t, D6 X; S2 C% E1 I4 R' U
蠢蠢欲動 。 & d( z3 D% E! ~0 _21 People mountain people sea . ( f7 S0 Q5 t* T/ M人山人海 。 ; [7 n4 b- t2 `* j22 How senior are you? 7 _ }/ a' g% |$ y+ l2 J* v3 I你算老幾? $ |$ z6 H: a7 E0 g$ t3 w
23 What the ghost are you talk? , a8 J3 G! e0 \" P3 h6 t2 J. L: d
你講乜鬼? % ? v y7 }) a4 [24 I fear that you have teeth. 1 b3 I/ ~7 Q! }" W4 S我驚你有牙！ 6 y+ q9 P- d3 x; X- n* s25 Heart flower angry open. 4 ^/ d1 |( T+ ?! G" @/ b5 R7 q
心花怒放。 0 I: o! R8 Z" B, {% e' O
Fish skin % G' o. B: C" ~3 m/ B
鱼皮 。 * ]4 U# Z4 V( y+ Y! }/ YMonster of blowing water. 0 W% q( B b& I+ k2 y吹水怪。 ( A, n% a/ c3 M5 v2 n6 P) TFace green green N) b! ]0 j- ~% l4 P面青青。 % r! k2 c! \6 M7 |# QYou see road carefully 0 o! [ \7 q1 p# l( s
你小心睇路 ) f, F0 F* ^, H/ N U3 n: o8 _1 g) i+ tYou go to street carefully + e L, J6 D* n+ p8 R5 L你出街小心D。 , R! \! `2 h- v1 \/ `: b! Y
Do the world 7 R6 ^) j# @/ \7 u6 _; Y做世界 。 * _' J. z$ O; d9 M1 c4 _Big tea rice C/ ]$ u0 @4 o大茶饭 。 $ Q$ e$ _0 S6 h9 k2 P( xAmerican chinese not enough. $ G* J8 r1 F2 m- z7 p
美中不足。 $ J* y1 P$ m" l( eKing eight egg. 3 @2 W1 Q3 N6 _4 Y7 n王八蛋 - i! a+ n4 N* y; y4 g UHigh hand. 3 {* `/ c$ C% T8 a) L
高手 7 \( W" C* l& l8 u7 @/ w 0 c% J G# X- N9 v3 L# i# l% ~& ]Old dot. 7 N! U/ S" j2 D% `) X7 X) k9 W
老点 ' d0 _9 y+ i9 w0 L; VOne old water 4 s6 }' Z9 v3 b一旧水 0 [. C- }& U: h0 E0 A
I know your mouse. - ^% R) x A9 S X
我识你老鼠！ , z4 _+ }% k" w: u
Measure water/Pound water. ) j5 R+ k- n- H, S磅水 7 {0 n& F3 T! c! V+ j* v
A dragon service. - t" }) n4 {- p$ q) {/ z
一条龙服务 q$ Q, f# n* }2 Y! ^5 h G3 K
Pump water. ; }+ t" U3 k5 L# h/ d**** ( n( c. E! y1 {# k' f. A- FI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / j( I" q* {" ? H9 u' b
我吹鸡打你班友。 $ S. g5 T- k, f6 P" x
You jump building. + k0 E0 c. V" r% b, H" A! X k
你跳楼啦。 ; t' q, P8 _9 N" E& D
You come back home and eat banana $ N, Q# Z. Q, o
你返屋企食蕉啦 + p7 X* x$ w; ?1 ?, \
I give you a hair. ; c2 s x- ~% A1 y3 v我俾条毛你ar! : e, D# T. z: U* J' @) S, l- K/ e& S# B, [
Collect skin " g6 _ y5 q' [9 I收皮 ; s9 ]# i1 w( D/ _Collect father 1 `# K( L8 _: v& p" Q( b" i- ~( `收爹 % Z: a2 }; z6 L1 {
You give me collect father. 1 t! Y; l9 Z3 T" A Q5 z你同我收爹！ 5 L; p% y$ Y- L- e! MLaugh die me. / p k" A2 F, h8 i0 J$ J笑死我。 # Q! d& Q. ?. ^ U6 G0 A) GYou give me stop. . R0 J) p8 l! [" A1 b. S i4 z# ^1 O' W* D你同我企系度。 ; x: R! Z% t+ x, u W+ UEight woman 9 o. E+ B) U# X# Y+ h/ T% T八婆 % l6 W: `( g) u9 H. N5 a
Eight woman,you are good! 7 l, h6 G+ F% y! U八婆，你好o野! ! C2 F2 f* y9 T: J! _# K7 U
What the spring do you do? ! s" N7 w5 \. m* `你搞乜春啊? - x! V$ z u4 w; Y( _7 _0 V
A dog of eating dung , k" g( g6 h4 r1 h( U4 V6 \* @
食屎狗 $ C4 W$ G( P4 g/ x5 K, _A ghost of ass + z9 n& u2 x& q% D3 ?* P, A屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意..... - O C8 n( b! N7 b3 y9 F. M都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
有d就連香港人都唔明白!作者: 艾官 時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM
無言......作者: xingsing 時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM
好无言，但有好好笑作者: 偉華 時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM
真係好特色0既英語咯！作者: J.T. 時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 d1 N, A9 V" }9 H5 ]- o' p- l: e
5 B( d* W" A* H, Q, @$ j a8 Atotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......( Y* U. `; U3 l; e
this is not hong kong style english.....$ B$ D1 v: L. M
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....+ g% y% |5 ]6 Q i've already ban this shit...$ G# V0 _" U+ `7 t don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
