標題: 香港特色英语！！ [打印本頁]

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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语！！

1 So many people die, never see you die. " d" s9 H% w" l6 v$ f' {  b
甘多人死，唔见你死。
7 f3 w' G% Z' S  P) H2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . c' t7 x/ c, e$ L4 ^
你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 ?3 ^7 h# Z+ ?* N
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
5 s& s4 H5 b. m1 }如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; m. B8 P8 o! V9 A' A
4 "I saw a pork chop"
* U7 {7 i2 ]4 {0 a/ e我见到件猪扒啊。 4 D6 k. c8 r, ~8 Y3 s( ]9 K+ ^( G
5 Are you road?
2 o# [1 e; _2 k你系咪路啊？
. ~' B/ X+ I, A" ^6 What the water are you?
9 [% x! o, O  B; M3 t$ m8 p8 [你系乜水啊？
. W( n" @+ C9 ?/ @7 Do you big me? 2 y* T. W, S$ X4 @2 o
你大我啊？
4 H$ B' X5 M4 v8 Zebra chops people. ' A4 h, d; u, T0 Z4 N3 A
班马劈友。
4 i3 ~/ D& o0 c' ?! o9 The king of the cutting girl.
0 ]$ b7 k* A/ Y界女王。   e$ [- M) ~. _) [0 Y* F5 e# x
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 ?: W& w3 q& z7 C3 h批我个头俾你当凳坐。
& C2 X6 l6 }3 \% i) H11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 2 M' \+ J9 E: B! p* B
你当我无到？
5 p  w' f/ x6 `2 i# G+ q0 X8 V) R. J" W12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
! M  B9 |# A- ]0 M' R" a: z你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
. i8 c! [+ y4 M1 W9 J0 H, D, c13 Today I was very black son.
; @& W& f9 `  ^3 u& q6 e今日我好黑仔。 * d2 w( e9 W2 A
14 I am wearing grass. : j  v7 Y* ]! ~  b
我着紧草。 7 j0 h  J5 R  K5 u" I8 M/ n
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
6 e* h" h8 [: i8 ?8 h. Y. y; V% T1 z你未够班同我讲数！
# d. X5 A$ ]9 s* d: G16 Two beat six. 9 N# W* O% y1 z2 b1 s0 j  i; C
二打六
! V6 s$ z# G* ^8 [6 I17 Two five son.
5 x; |( c0 Y) l) C# T2 n9 q% r二五仔 ' ]7 H1 q# E" c( X1 \1 g. i8 ?
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " x' f# D5 d! P: g* S* |: {, [
琴琴青
: F0 U/ D7 n4 C2 N9 ]$ k4 W" s19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
9 W) u9 F! L3 v' M6 c- _* r6 I; }我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 3 Y3 F" X; N; u, j5 X
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
7 r4 D* H( f$ |: R+ E- o* W蠢蠢欲動 。 & D  Q6 d7 j+ T2 N3 I+ f
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
2 m7 Z3 M( x) l3 Q8 T$ {! u" p人山人海 。 8 x) u' K/ c. H" I$ [: s/ Z& S% C
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
1 v2 g. N& }8 c# B! w, A你算老幾?
* A8 E; |& E; d' ]; [# [23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
0 n+ w& _* b3 y6 K5 k9 P: X9 h5 O你講乜鬼?
0 t* X/ B1 ?: E) N( E. }+ ]' b24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
: p% Z7 H3 r* V" P" q我驚你有牙！ + I# U- _' X/ w+ Z
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
) j! M5 k/ r/ Y3 @0 Y- Z. ]心花怒放。   
; c+ o- q4 }5 W' t8 S. R9 PFish skin + e+ X; Z3 d3 z
鱼皮 。 6 l: s' N7 C' C8 o9 O2 q5 j
Monster of blowing water.
4 K! s$ f( R1 l+ ]2 U2 R" l吹水怪。
" J- ?& ], |/ Y+ ^3 CFace green green
! a/ j9 J: u" m. O' _, P1 S面青青。
+ a/ O$ e% `' V7 c' xYou see road carefully ; s; [$ h& c* ?
你小心睇路 4 z) o3 Y" l( G* B0 z% H8 D3 ?
You go to street carefully
. n' ?; Q6 r0 y. i! _你出街小心D。
; c8 ]$ t' v$ X; KDo the world & b. h! Z( ?: f" e- ^6 ^: f
做世界 。 + K1 A4 c" t! ^3 t4 j
Big tea rice ( q* h4 h* P) w' H" S5 e$ u! E- o
大茶饭 。 7 l6 J0 g2 J8 }
American chinese not enough.
8 _' v1 F  G$ D& `/ ^美中不足。 ( F  g! K: \# Z" O7 @- v, w/ {" b, _. l3 c
King eight egg. / q3 _0 J, I$ ?5 e3 J, W, @  k/ w7 k
王八蛋 - C5 U2 B1 s* i1 M5 J. d
High hand. & B& y7 K6 Q* ^' @
高手
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Old dot. : }- [1 \4 q3 P1 S: Z( r" K/ }
老点 6 R- f# G$ Z+ r! H, s) n
One old water : c/ L: Z0 ]) Q- I. x" _+ Z
一旧水 , ?" |8 W, j; s# Y3 c- D
I know your mouse.
2 h& K% N8 a: ]: Q( m5 Q8 w我识你老鼠！ ; M# a( Z) U, ]8 f
Measure water/Pound water. % V) p! [* L- p' V6 F
磅水
9 p+ e+ ]2 _5 |/ b: wA dragon service. ! I0 k+ i2 N! K' p' `8 f& J
一条龙服务
1 ?! O; t) v, S6 ~3 D  M3 |Pump water. . ~6 p7 {0 ?; J6 h3 ?* R$ X
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, D- w; I0 Q) h% {我吹鸡打你班友。 + C" ^  Z7 v+ X. P
You jump building.
  a' N6 N, A; x' b3 h你跳楼啦。 + @4 P: i9 d% J6 o1 O0 p1 @$ h
You come back home and eat banana
& d9 g* O; c; @/ C, ]3 k6 p你返屋企食蕉啦
4 B% M( Y6 G5 j6 ]6 B8 T& O& }I give you a hair.
# ~% ]& s* O! u1 G: D; X8 G* ]我俾条毛你ar!
+ c& T  u3 y1 ~  J& C1 H1 [/ _; d% ~. c  L/ p. S7 v3 X) g3 r
Collect skin
4 s  z* a* A+ b; H+ [收皮
& X. W0 U! i( n+ K0 y( p0 n) v; hCollect father
3 b# J$ P5 Q7 t0 w; [9 a收爹
* N7 b4 n0 @' R' c: Z4 f# s$ {" o& tYou give me collect father.
6 F" p: w0 s4 E! H% l' L# e你同我收爹！ 5 K. `' w3 |# G2 p
Laugh die me.
0 L1 Z" I5 {1 x" m0 z' o笑死我。
, P( V& `$ {  D2 N% A7 R4 IYou give me stop.
4 A' d4 n( V- W1 ^6 {/ A你同我企系度。 5 D# d& Q: P2 h. b& q9 w6 W
Eight woman
0 v' t9 A: q2 y八婆 $ Z9 q, v/ k7 S/ r) [/ g8 _  [; L
Eight woman,you are good! 2 v. Q' q& T) s5 f( T
八婆，你好o野!
8 S$ E) m+ V) S4 M- GWhat the spring do you do?   H& r/ R) ~/ \- S) ^; A6 o
你搞乜春啊? ' |& }4 G( U; P# b
A dog of eating dung
+ i* q5 V* {0 m8 e食屎狗
/ u; w2 L, D) J* ^: HA ghost of ass
+ z2 i! F3 Q; s6 J9 s8 m屎忽鬼

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作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..

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作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....
; c4 N6 C& C, \5 O都幾有趣呀...哈哈

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作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

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作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......

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作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言，但有好好笑

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作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯！

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作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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! V6 j1 o! H/ I+ f$ Xtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) u5 i3 Q; c. |; J0 F3 R: v  T: H
this is not hong kong style english.....
$ P, m$ O& L2 R5 w  H+ k+ bthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....) s" W" l$ C/ e2 P& y! x0 S0 F( {
i've already ban this shit...! Z8 H6 P5 O6 E- F
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

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作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

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作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.

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作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈！

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