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8 [9 \) V# i4 k# hLove the neighbor, but don't get caught! K) A0 k1 a8 R8 b0 [ [0 r
* Y* ]# H6 G6 i# x2 y要用心去愛你的鄰居 ── 不過不要讓她的老公知道 ) F0 Z5 [# L$ S1 W# R& Z6 |, q. L0 i& u2 J/ @* T% v V7 N; Y5 ?4 G2 g0 ?6 P
Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two # r3 z; A( L0 C9 b! _& m Y, A. T1 `9 }; V, y
每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人,每個不成功男人的背后都有 ── 兩個女人( `$ ^+ @' K# T% I# k& B! i# k
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Every man should marry, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life' L) w. m: M1 p7 I# s; Q( y1 U) m# t
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8 D4 \! M# l* z' [The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise。 * g5 X9 s: v7 R6 j( l3 f2 F6 z7 B9 U" V& O# x# a- r
聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來 5 @7 u6 t( y, S" t; f0 d ! s$ v0 H6 A* |- ^- rChildren in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children) ]) u# b. z. P. p+ e0 `
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"Your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep6 v. q9 x5 f2 p! U! T" |. ^
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“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧+ N+ z) n( a" g3 s0 e
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: ]8 C) l' g7 L l6 {; y, \" z 8 m# n! R9 z- {& Z kThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning: x5 }6 E% Z) z( i
0 A1 T" Q- C5 n) r# O3 D應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個早上都醒來 ( \7 P' u' p/ b2 _' R' `4 Q( U& }3 u 4 R+ C u! c% G& w J7 B8 c"Hard work never kills anybody." but why take the risk?6 ?1 a5 {7 e# S6 w' Z% U. \
" W9 m# @3 Z7 o" | a7 U; l0 n; [; `"Work fascinates me!" i can look at it for hours! " 4 x7 o6 q" X( a0 c/ C0 ]; C ) I8 P* {/ } q3 f' Y& i工作好有意思!“尤其是看著別人工作!” 9 M4 f, W8 H" d8 b 7 f3 I" O1 p- M/ P$ E# L 8 L- K* @* w3 Z7 t. j4 V2 j% W$ ^& k" i J
God made relatives, thank god we can choose our friends! @, k" y7 p$ U. u7 m
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% P" i2 i1 w2 C( l2 lWhen two's company, three's the result!0 p9 ~8 s, S& T' s# i. U9 d2 g
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A dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view ! n$ M* \& m) r& S$ l$ v* ^& X" D5 l8 W& Y* ~6 Z8 H+ @
服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動,但並不妨礙你盡情地觀看" a1 N# W' F* Z7 S
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學的越多,知道的越多;9 }8 P2 V5 m- J1 a& j" j) h5 O t
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那麼為什麼要學習?) e/ P% G( G# S1 W