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Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:/ E+ I4 l, ]+ _& Z: R, W
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!( o* Z" @# [2 u0 V3 O* w- U
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!6 d& t V3 ^' L% A1 ]$ F6 r |
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)6 v S8 b5 C2 _9 V2 M# @) z1 k
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:9 c& {. v$ |6 g0 o4 q& O5 i
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!0 L" D3 N- a. E! ~5 \/ G$ e4 x- r$ P
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領






Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:5 \. {1 ^& [+ d F! W) }
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好慘的生活呢.................
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!
但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....3 }7 q3 R$ T' }! y+ d) W8 u
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood2 H7 _% D7 B% x+ I2 m" o% K: |; \
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:: p" l' G" A9 F) F# O
講真真係冇mood! m9 `7 C3 X" C
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:2 F$ w. r3 J: w! Y% V7 @
大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:. ?% C2 _! x1 l# S
咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!5 i/ @0 `: m3 d, o: U1 ?2 u
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
; A1 ]& g e2 w8 H9 ~! n8 L0 Z- H" |Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM: h4 s! B4 o P9 {: c
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......6 n" W: e3 U( J1 T
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!+ ]) n2 o! {; ^, j8 l" Y! e* T
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!/ g2 E+ O# R2 D0 b- E" I, z; n
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:4 M' C: @' `& w
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:8 @( J5 ]1 X& x
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:' I1 f M! n) l6 Z: `
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:1 Q; T9 v6 I' X8 s0 { D& J
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
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72個鐘.........( s; M2 V( \/ ^8 p) n; p
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:- G6 W7 _% {# J! \. D
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~
72個鐘打左幾多圈?5 d; f0 D" L3 G& v
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
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72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:0 L8 c, g- w6 m& T" l9 |
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~, E* C$ ]& p" ]2 _
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:2 i# M. E# |8 \8 b! ~* _, W. M% o
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:7 X3 Z5 Z C) z' B5 z8 ?7 Y
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:6 Z$ p$ m3 h* W, f; A
邊過夠我勁!!!!0 I% L" V! e7 a; f; I! K
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!3 j' _) M: n# q1 Y2 a* F4 H
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????* t' g$ y* ~/ O" h( j
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!8 m2 D1 ?5 O7 c/ U8 {: S* v; d d" H
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????6 |0 {. t! O1 y; {* V0 y
Hahaha...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....! e: }2 v5 }, X; L( b
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:. I8 k4 L. s" S3 L5 n9 h# q
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:, v+ V; N7 r4 |
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....k( V/ r& J0 P1 D/ p, P! ? w
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?/ j! w" }( N: ~& k# f! |
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!: c, o, W5 x9 y
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...7 s# L' V" N3 r3 u! h( Q5 Y Q( b9 H
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!3 C+ g% P4 I. ` g3 k+ j! C6 N4 w
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:' I( {( L- G8 X6 i1 b. y/ a
邊過夠我無聊+ f& `$ r3 {# b2 _
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:6 _8 [: B. K% @; Q! C/ v2 b
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊 e& i* ]7 `* M7 F! I
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:) e6 G) d7 D0 ~+ h L% y
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~: Y) u3 E9 l% W/ ]
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:5 P3 c8 k h2 M5 M% N
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係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......, z' p' m1 k" m* U
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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等我抄o下crap B 先:
ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:" Z: G- k. G* C0 j3 N
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉, c, C# W& e( Q
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:- \, |: r, u9 ?& E
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
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OH MY GOD!# o' ]+ n) d$ v, s
咁都得
張單無溶化嗎?!! Q8 e) D$ u* s; u3 b& i6 s3 Y) k; r
真係好勁....- Y$ r: `5 l& y0 G$ t* ~
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒+ |* r, B1 l* ^. L' S: ~
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
好野喎!!! Q* z0 k/ _: {) i6 m$ c$ H
你咁都睇到?!1 m! C$ m: ^- j1 g0 V( l
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我而...


Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....$ d2 T$ W" {0 C$ w
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...4 \' X5 z; `- m6 p; R2 `2 P2 `
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)! O* ^& V; f) J3 x
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:' T, B$ Z1 b1 B4 i
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唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?* D6 B) D- E( ]; A8 B; C
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1. h5 t* k+ b+ \: M
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~) }' J0 U+ }; X# R( Z
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~: U& U2 C' T" w4 @1 P6 q# o
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~ @) D8 Y; ?/ k5 I* ?
住得都好高下~
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