


Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:9 Q" S, p, n2 j D/ ]
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!" Y( ~ u# X7 i1 C
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,# c1 `) L& S5 ]
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)" m# O8 P2 s4 p/ b
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,, h( r/ u0 q) D+ W/ G. Q/ V5 c5 [5 _
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)5 d* c- c; u* D" k# X5 A4 `7 W( g
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,2 h& V( ~! E% g
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,: I9 m. B; Q7 }5 c7 h- \& P
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領4 O" R: a! ]! t4 L2 o [1 Z# J# w
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:* {8 D1 q% i* \" z
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢.................
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........! ^- t6 \" R+ ]
好佩服!& W7 E* o9 S- D4 \% Y% j) v/ j
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:) R- i. S* `. W" G+ ?5 H6 @7 H1 V
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....! W4 Y# ~. d8 N
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:$ Y. ?. v1 I& J
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:6 I, O; g d8 Q2 A
講真真係冇mood6 D# }3 ?( t4 K0 P
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:' Y( @0 M r7 z6 a+ N7 Y5 P
我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:4 r: \- b5 h) J; R+ }" D) F4 [
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM: z- |: [# @2 L6 h3 g) m
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!. I0 x n8 M, v( B' b; \& T
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
9 y1 `3 M- O! t: ZOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
沖涼我頂盡4日.......7 n3 Z1 v! r( Y( J# L, Z* m+ \
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!( {, r) _7 ]3 ]. f- Z
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:9 o6 B" W' k! o! H' t
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
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哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:1 b; q6 T& w G: x9 a" ^
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:6 C7 f9 j1 G7 b' a5 T
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:/ j- C) r. a# g6 Y# N6 O5 D" n) e" V; J& G
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:! S' |# Z0 j/ L: [" @" `. g, Y
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~: Z9 S% G! B7 O# f7 d0 C2 \) y
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:& f2 n6 }; H. B# a b& Z
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72個鐘.........0 H n. l; |! p4 C. n. I' a
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~( P3 b+ | I( p
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
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72個鐘........." v+ g; ?, U! f0 F
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:. |. s9 n# C3 n. g( L: p& u
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:2 C. L, W' f* m1 g- a' m
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:0 i0 v8 F6 P4 m$ J; m
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
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我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~* V+ {" D! d# H4 j5 n$ G
要小心d自己身體~~~9 E4 T4 w/ J3 h
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:
都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:: J) }5 q) e5 F9 s: \: r
都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:5 ~2 E; w. A6 F4 e
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:4 g, P$ o2 |& J
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:! L' u4 `# \; l' P& D: M
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:, |! U4 K5 K. a' n3 I7 e* I' D
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:2 `+ q8 }1 F* Z2 g4 L5 Z9 u
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!% k% p0 x4 ?. U ~" U8 W0 g; h M2 e
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!0 \. M7 _3 X @
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM: a5 K N; E: H8 E9 H
邊過夠我勁!!!!: [2 x( s9 p% Y3 ~5 \$ F M5 Q% q
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!$ E/ h; N6 P. w9 s" ?9 l
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
3 W0 |. N- S |5 e# m4 b8 TOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?' U# |* W* I7 j( h/ w+ k; Y6 t
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:3 R9 s/ }* X0 F2 s0 P5 L4 i
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:# ]+ U" g8 s" U N( n X4 L
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?& `1 v# h {# D3 R
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:) H& ]9 c" H* K2 |+ ~
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....( S% a" z( B8 U' X8 z% X
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口..." F: @8 l& b) l% [+ Q, B( Q: s
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!- B3 C# X7 O# h
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...5 c' ?3 W* s. M' e* | Y& q4 }
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:( I' L. j f: q* p- q1 ]$ ?. x1 Y
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:* c7 O& G& _& I, O# {* r
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:3 v1 H# J! l9 d, [5 K- e8 k4 e
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~% R" b# v0 t: H& i
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:8 O5 F$ B0 z* |6 n3 c' ~, a8 F# A# E
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
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係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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等我抄o下crap B 先:
ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:9 U7 u8 O, _* v7 S- C! X: A/ R, g
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇.. I6 `* W5 r5 ]( b1 k# u5 \9 n9 t
好似我呢排咁......唉- i8 E$ T0 P& V4 `
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:7 k0 s. \8 ?! P7 Y: c0 U' n
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OH MY GOD!( r, @- n/ M* ^; U S% ~; D
咁都得5 v- Y! O$ x3 `- e/ O
張單無溶化嗎?!
真係好勁....% w7 e1 h8 `/ E# s) S
我自問無咁既能耐....... t% _1 j2 }9 P; X9 s
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:) d/ V; T* f, C& j& f7 u
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:9 M& }$ a. r/ s2 D$ V8 E* S
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?: g# s; V5 Z2 s0 Z6 O8 O0 L
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!5 O4 a$ b! @ t
你咁都睇到?!
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我而...

% s6 A L) e$ `# }- O9 X3 p$ MOriginally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:2 M) U8 J+ u# r$ h L% k- c; _
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見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)/ b# D' E, Z8 k k$ M+ Y
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
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你響澳洲邊度?$ }1 `/ U! g: R0 E: h8 x
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我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....' l( x" J. _4 n+ |+ i6 t( x% V
rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?( H8 ], M# I8 @3 g# z) \0 L: ]2 f
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~" A7 j, D0 a- t$ _. J0 g( X
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:6 U. k5 ?0 _( U1 A, w0 g0 F
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~7 B: k/ X* u) u- k: U. N
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~% D6 m. N3 i; D& M7 ?
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~" R3 ~. S# S \+ Y% L0 L$ g) ]
住得都好高下~
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