


Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:9 J- H0 d' \, p. {* V% g& r
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)7 a% U( c* ^. B- e0 g& c _0 s
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!0 O+ ^1 L3 v( V" {- U) h1 i
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)) H. }4 C& J/ G' t
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!$ ^2 H1 S1 ?: x9 H% Z
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!- S1 h2 x4 v5 {( {) I5 `
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:6 G4 L+ O7 Y+ D3 \3 n
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:; N. P2 b" L3 j3 |7 A. g) X7 ~
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好慘的生活呢.................
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........' C! m! f% r* O! i* [8 a* Q/ T
好佩服!
但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:4 m1 ^, G/ J+ X' b
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!$ @" j1 P) v; m: l, S( D
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....2 K0 n3 D1 b, z5 J; Y( F
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood3 o3 j1 s# q5 g) J5 U5 }; M8 C ~
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:# y( k( X- N) u/ {2 H0 g: {
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:5 c0 N7 ]' X' K, I) z
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
1 ?0 x) c8 p1 C! Q6 z, X1 dOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!' e; _" E' x# k3 g' ~
滿虫蛀?!( Y8 C9 t. f) Y: f* ^% K! T
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15: ^: I2 a" r7 u6 ?
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:+ B! z' I, Q/ j, c4 C/ ^& v
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~5 y2 E, h- A' u1 @" m2 z8 g' s
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:2 C5 k' ^, b1 ^6 G5 @. I
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:# w; a/ x. r6 h+ N5 @) `
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~; ?$ {0 X6 K2 l7 {/ `
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:- o! [! p$ b5 ?& \/ m( r
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:- ^- m6 S8 h! V+ L* \5 t5 Z3 U
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
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你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:2 l7 }2 l9 k* _/ G/ \
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:6 F8 b; z! i8 p
為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:) t2 k9 ]2 d* |) }1 `5 E0 x0 i
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:$ p4 ~$ A/ t' f; u# q7 e/ e- @6 L
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:% @9 e9 I) y d
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:! c; E) V7 a' Z
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:$ H% }: l$ Q6 z/ g6 b: {
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:# F x4 v+ B U
發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:+ U2 }( V1 e% T" v
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!7 R0 S5 m$ k8 |* A: v# w
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇????? j3 S6 E4 V& d' }0 G5 _- A
Hahaha...
' o. h4 E, m) z/ U0 p6 \# n) iOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?2 L; y3 U0 E6 N4 C% o) C
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:, k0 E- v( u( q3 E; R* X
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:7 t& ]! H4 D) ~: y$ S, ]* G
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!! \ r3 T0 F: L2 k' g5 E( l/ }
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口..., ?) S0 o2 a. T2 i
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:% N8 ~; d3 H3 A, N% k2 o- S$ N4 D
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!. j* J9 o$ @9 l+ P
冇"選"...好舒服tim....5 {8 @9 X, g: M: e* p$ {0 `2 E* s
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口..., `3 N j7 x! o2 {
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊5 V5 W2 B4 Q. ?1 r' W
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊5 k+ `4 D6 `* N
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:: l: A8 H$ B9 w
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:# x" u) E) n% p" e- b
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:" t+ v% F1 z7 X9 i
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:, {2 f: F/ ] G' T
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係呀..3 `( Y1 n$ @4 U( E- B; L7 ~
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......; f) ~6 L3 I5 @, A/ L+ l( s2 A- l A J
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:; |/ v" ~, x3 U8 t! i
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等我抄o下crap B 先:! W/ K* w1 ^+ M' k3 Q" T& K
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:! g, z1 D- H' i" H2 E7 r
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:5 } m( J4 j$ i+ p/ k! j: n
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
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OH MY GOD!/ Q2 t) S/ s. _! p& l0 i, q$ ~1 d
咁都得: L- a* a( X7 \* }
張單無溶化嗎?!; V1 [$ t6 ~; N( e. j) Z
真係好勁....
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52: ^& X. }- d7 e$ y& u* P. {" N6 ^
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?$ X" v3 O- n' E3 b
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!
你咁都睇到?!8 s+ F- P+ H2 W1 y7 k+ p: g
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我而...


Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
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見到3條柱就知道了...haha...7 l$ Z, w8 i$ ~9 e- ]
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~# ~' k' | p6 c
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....' Q, l2 \0 }! |4 L" F0 {
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)% s6 }* K$ V. o3 p$ J
會唔會係av線既問題......6 |( C0 ]7 q9 w$ ~6 B
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:3 ?- V. e( n; C m" L8 D4 \! _( s5 t4 m
唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?) Q$ u2 p& D* b! I! V3 _
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula17 k) Z5 |$ A+ M
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~ ~7 g; c: m/ J2 B
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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