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Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友, A" L7 t4 t4 L& Q9 F$ } R9 c
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!8 |& N% [- e, x, }
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:4 p G' ?( F8 L& Q7 E, U% W& l& |
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,. T, I$ Y% l \ w. h6 [
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)0 _! j7 [: r/ Q
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!" t+ `' b( c# i( u1 ~2 F, B7 I
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)0 J% n/ E+ T% y7 f* Q
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,6 _7 L0 Q1 Q8 ]8 t8 ^4 N$ G
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,2 p9 m% ]$ E# _, U* b# M' Y1 R
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!; X8 `% F9 ]0 i+ p+ i3 X
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領1 Y5 u V g& Q5 H4 m0 R! p
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:0 O% W- p. g9 A5 J& j* l) ^
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好慘的生活呢.................
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!
但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:' d5 |: X- `* ~* z' C
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟! f, `3 n' C! M6 R) f
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:4 t$ F) } E2 `
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood8 L6 \8 D8 m! Z/ u/ G3 Q* M
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:9 w$ }) p& e0 s2 j C \5 [
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:, t# G) C; a# g+ N# J7 E1 o9 I
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:/ P; o4 ?" K4 f
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟! u5 y5 a) r0 g" W/ c+ j+ m
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:8 b8 b( h7 Q* D4 v; E8 e
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:& |6 V$ s5 h; X# w5 v8 Y" R
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:0 W. X0 c3 A* U
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:0 g' u3 B" T' d( ]! _# h$ I
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:6 p8 X9 \- |6 }6 e1 B2 U; Y
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:3 ?5 i9 a! M0 I9 Q7 V
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~6 e5 ^) O: h0 `1 u" ^! M
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~# Q8 f* i( H: w5 L1 t
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~8 t. d" O# N' t! C
72個鐘打左幾多圈?. f4 O- d1 `: U: M3 T8 G
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:: m$ A$ [5 f$ Q5 A( Q
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
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你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:/ w3 [; u0 h0 {) I! x( r
為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
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我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~6 x1 e2 ^% P& Y) G6 b& `8 e6 C
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:$ w: d0 b. U0 A P
都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:6 \7 _! N5 K) _3 R) l5 k! s4 {
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:' b- u1 W! @' m5 B! [6 o1 F5 t
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:. j, \% t2 w8 M, ~
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:$ U z/ ~* p2 ^7 |
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:4 [) L1 }* d: ]/ G6 @
我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:7 {) ^( q6 o( p
發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:; B5 @& I4 a3 S* j4 D5 V
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!6 Z$ M1 k+ R% t" Z
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????, o" U6 _! H0 b, U, o5 H( x
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!. c8 m* o7 h! x0 D- _, X, ^
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????8 \8 Q0 f" k% Z. M( G
Hahaha...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:' x2 p C3 p: Z3 O: r
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?& l ^: ^* d$ S9 D
有無屎眼'選'左?% ~; K, j5 t6 z- r
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:" p3 A( L% M8 X# _. ^1 U6 _
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...7 i# C& v5 M% k" v
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:1 q# [- N9 b3 i3 i, t, n, c; E1 ^
邊過夠我無聊. a5 h ?3 p; X) y9 C
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:0 m A) S; k7 H
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM: Z3 n2 P6 ^& a0 m0 x, {: ^
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:# S- F/ w" H! h" j/ b A" {
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:! S. e) N) E$ t$ n! r$ M/ S
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:$ b$ ^, u4 i9 ^
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~/ \! r6 O/ `: r" x* C* e5 f
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:6 ^' l) A9 m: u5 k+ F8 Q7 o! R/ K- x: X
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係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:. {5 N, \1 }7 B# U. j- A6 B
所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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等我抄o下crap B 先:
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:2 r0 r* d0 ?6 K' v% h: s% b
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..; Y0 r/ v7 r/ g5 r2 C) a! f, w
好似我呢排咁......唉- n6 ^! m/ t* P+ h6 Q: a
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
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OH MY GOD!: }$ q! p8 j1 H/ [" ~" Y
咁都得
張單無溶化嗎?!3 R- c' J3 W) F. h; l
真係好勁....' e- S3 r7 \ R' e
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:$ k1 r a0 f) M/ @
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒% L, m+ @$ ~& b/ T1 z
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:) |1 r: L( @" i _9 l1 o7 o
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!
你咁都睇到?!
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我而...

. w8 g7 i2 A& G# Q( nOriginally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:& w6 `5 b$ z$ i, p( [
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見到3條柱就知道了...haha...( {% \; f1 p" X' l1 A
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...1 @) `! Y& m4 p3 q* S- E, y
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事). o; `. W5 g* a( K
會唔會係av線既問題......$ U9 ^, y: o F1 E4 h
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:/ L6 W0 @& ]. `
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唔係4條咩=.="% {# Y7 o8 l) X! k- V# j0 T
你響澳洲邊度?! Q; H w I$ } L
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1( b6 Q0 b, b1 ^+ D- C4 v* W
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~; U" y' h7 d; t* f$ F- J
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:' m. _# w0 @4 s, r& X
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~' e( L3 t9 a# y1 M$ t
住得都好高下~
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