Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:* T1 k6 [9 I2 X6 Z- L5 Q
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^) }. ? o: e' |* U
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)' ~+ z! D# R t: U$ l9 C7 }$ X2 o' }% U
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!0 s/ R; [$ e% q! \
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)- F: v: e8 {9 ?# T5 v5 o
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!. H/ C5 S. X! s% t# G
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領9 N$ @$ d3 h$ F$ I6 R# {* A
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:% K. K( E2 \& g6 L: B
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢.................
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:" C% G p1 }; L: F
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!* b. S2 x* L0 n2 l' r6 ^
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:: Y+ B( \; C$ t/ P8 s
我先啦....
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:8 F- A. _( h, X$ G
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:# S6 m6 y8 N3 F
咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:# y, s" o. b) V# U- Q$ \; T) }, h4 a
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:2 Z7 N; a; Z4 e
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:9 P* ~9 }! [4 Z8 h9 I0 O4 V
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......' i; x, H8 M4 \: g6 |& D6 \
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!+ D; X* G5 l- N1 r' {; \
滿虫蛀?!/ s. ^: e- s7 U3 k3 v& {
半年冇出過街?!/ E' z5 [" R9 n- ?! T
番學呢??
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:/ o7 ~, B+ u; S( t j2 W. G4 ~
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:) K$ M: T8 g, R; ~$ F* I/ g. l) [
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:5 X6 {6 Q* i; X. q n" a, `; m0 E$ P
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~5 f, h- o) x2 @2 v! `4 i
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:- D. Y m( R" e& \7 o7 }7 ?# {
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
72個鐘.........+ X U$ z; j! l8 w+ `# Z
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~$ \7 w* N$ f+ e& H% u
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:* J1 I: I; \6 {! F
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM: u1 d$ z5 X* J4 F1 t
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
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為咩呢........................................
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:0 [, a7 P$ l" J3 b; x
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~- X# o) r- t5 i& W( B; {5 ^0 I
要小心d自己身體~~~2 E7 t) R8 ]! K2 [$ }
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:' u+ W$ A. p3 D. A% @) `! C: g6 U
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:; s& T, ? y9 r. Q
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:7 @7 T& i% C3 q1 w
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:" u1 Z0 d$ o8 h x5 l
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:9 J9 B8 P9 A1 t. J
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!0 o7 ?6 y4 a9 x
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街..... V% [. Y* c( C6 w+ ~% O4 {% a
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?5 Z) f0 E" T9 g
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:& w3 h0 ]/ f5 X0 [- C
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?$ D2 r+ [: a" p) U o
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim...." s$ I5 D+ d3 `+ ]+ R' f
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口.../ l; ^3 Y, @1 V' t
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:5 l9 M0 F; a- ^2 q. H
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!, u" Z' ]8 d1 J( Y
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:; A4 _! |* u" J3 Q
邊過夠我無聊* F( N. Q4 s( Y3 }4 \& r
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:4 ]! p1 `( e5 V& ~9 z( S
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:, I' o2 e& B$ w1 V }& v+ U
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:- w! p/ B- \: q% _. N* N
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:' _& L# F% z! r, w6 V/ F3 b
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:0 {6 j: s4 i' V
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~+ v1 j* y( x9 L# m: K$ x
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:: R8 [; D) t2 V& e% v
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
所以我想"介"左佢= ="
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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等我抄o下crap B 先:+ G z# i6 |5 F; m
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉5 l( i; t: w7 a) m; \) d
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:" F) M+ ^% y2 h3 u
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咁都得
張單無溶化嗎?!9 {3 w O$ l [1 \6 `& j
真係好勁....* s+ \: V+ e# O1 z$ p
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!; i; I2 j# Y! l: e7 |
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒/ p% @; g+ r8 P& V7 G+ K6 }+ `( ]" e
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!* L% }! k! V& y* c
你咁都睇到?!
我而...
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...3 U& }0 ?, J8 q" L" R; s
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~, u" @' U% U n: o
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....! h( Z7 H; p; ~6 p
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...; E: I9 K" ?2 |' d
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)5 ?1 n& f/ B& D; G. `* T
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
唔係4條咩=.="/ v7 y- z( t" ^) a2 m, Q( r
你響澳洲邊度?
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我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....+ D/ c) M- Z+ W9 m6 m
rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~, d! d6 ^0 h4 K* W3 a* g
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~0 C; I5 A1 m. a. S7 ~
住得都好高下~
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