


Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:) r1 L, Q/ k/ i
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:, h% b r6 G; s. B5 P
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!7 }% V; Q7 g- k, {' h1 Y7 r4 A2 k1 E
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^). l3 {% g8 y, {) A) i! v6 e
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,, `* S* C% \. W$ n3 m2 r6 f
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,9 L: e8 b" U( s
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領






Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:7 L4 q; x6 `) ~4 t: a
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢................./ ]% }' d0 V' L7 x D5 E! L+ ^
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood0 P3 C" R J: b7 v% Q( u
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:4 M5 Z- U) b3 j$ G1 e {' N
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:3 n0 n! {+ ?, [- e' H; W! x
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:0 v* k3 N- ?/ ^* r; l) W& Y+ ]
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!1 d! c7 ~) t4 m
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:8 y6 n! _ H0 l* _
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!* z$ d8 d3 Z i0 i! H
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!1 @0 d0 T4 R$ n; Q: q" U/ O
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:8 g% J; D, L( L! q3 ]- Q. g2 S ]
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:) ~% u2 Q4 U7 _8 s
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:7 O/ s4 d$ X i; n' U
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:; |% P, X( F' s! U; e
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:. z. ]. T% `$ q% T& D d6 r4 _
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:% m4 \2 `' O( n8 i) X- A; _
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:' F& \. Z& ^2 G- H. l5 D; E9 D
左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~! c8 z8 P/ V3 M* K+ i6 }) r5 f" r
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
72個鐘.........( R* u3 E7 H/ a1 N/ y( f
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:, |/ @/ p# k n( j2 ^& o% B
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你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:, D( Y! H6 R( m; X r2 r
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:4 V$ X- t+ f# a- @
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:' A) A; c7 ?6 {# J5 K
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:" }1 P$ p5 P# _* D! |9 W& d
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:' Z# A% t- T, z, q1 p9 @
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:9 Y' h1 n9 Z! f) O2 R _' X
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:% r2 X! A& \- o n8 V3 F
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:0 J; u& [) O7 {) f
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:( R; p8 B& \& \6 U/ j
嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:: c o; J( [8 s& G4 W' |' t
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:5 n( x. S7 X+ z g
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!) k! w) `9 e, x' ~( w& U
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!( v& y; I) T- T' y, O
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:) Q& [, H @4 d' \
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....2 W+ e" O! m2 h; C
係咪好有feel?# b" q3 }1 R( W
有無屎眼'選'左?7 a9 Q* @% V8 ?$ ]) O2 y
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:9 v% l }9 W: A2 V
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:/ O% z* K) \5 ^
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街...., m' |9 G$ D) `1 d! P5 ] v
係咪好有feel?( D$ t5 N/ ^, Y, J
有無屎眼'選'左?8 d& v6 O( {# E K }6 M
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....' e9 Z. @& s* m3 x! C
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:0 O0 q# G# D# W$ k r j: }
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...4 q$ W. Z4 i( {) f4 O: A/ J
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:0 S+ d6 z2 N% g+ }5 {. Z; m$ \
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊8 G5 S; ~; b! O, z( I
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:( J! ~, n+ B/ _3 P @2 k
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~8 C. N: k. L! e! i1 F. F- `
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:5 Z1 A; x! C& J4 H1 {4 h
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:5 w# W7 p7 ?4 N9 r* X/ v
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係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......& _4 g4 Q7 B* C2 t" \
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:3 I8 P& D. C2 |3 V/ ~. K
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..0 Q$ W! A, K: p" r5 S
好似我呢排咁......唉
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:2 V* C8 P) C0 n# `
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
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OH MY GOD!, _" v8 k% C5 u+ ^3 N2 X. g
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張單無溶化嗎?!
真係好勁....
我自問無咁既能耐......9 p7 `5 x8 `* f. T+ I& I
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:0 L* `0 ^- N) M, X6 D$ s3 I! Z
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM: r R! \5 }+ m/ _6 q. H4 O
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
好野喎!!! ^ w' u& p }2 ?% t* n4 v
你咁都睇到?!
我而...

0 p/ g `( Z' `5 V; U9 c. sOriginally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:( g* I. C# y8 c3 t# L- |
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)" ^' P6 L& ~8 {
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......, H3 Y/ p" m9 j1 F+ i* y
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:/ W/ X+ k5 C) r3 M' T. r
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唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?
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我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?! T) m$ |3 f+ S% x3 _
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?! S o3 h9 |2 ^ H$ W8 A l
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~# ~3 P3 V) L0 m4 n$ i; _( C
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Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~ [' t* r% s* t9 M- k3 V& J
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~3 n3 N/ a" `7 |. t0 d
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~+ b, n# `3 N) _% l" O1 U2 Q3 \
住得都好高下~
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