Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,/ p4 J6 }- }& |
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)* D! ~2 r$ _+ G9 \8 M" x8 F$ A
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!% X% t+ ]( [: t' h6 x) E
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,! C7 W2 i7 S! E8 C
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)& y* D7 ^8 b4 E f/ _! r
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,4 m) T# a' N& c- I% R
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!! l; F i3 l- v- \! g2 I
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:2 j3 ]7 q( j' h. O* k
好慘的生活呢.................
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!
但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:, b9 `$ I! m' P
我先啦....
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood$ b. L; L- e( G$ J7 s5 I7 d3 A; q6 t
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:/ w. Z% {$ M3 ?& v: r3 U- g
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:5 l+ _5 c8 {2 l1 E" R" F
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:1 B3 L) ?. a6 q4 v
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......5 [5 Y5 v1 P3 p2 N
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!0 m/ B0 j' Z u" t5 [; @
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:. e- }# u6 w3 C5 O5 E1 |$ c5 @
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:" m4 _; t0 Q: O; d; d& E
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:) F' W, m& s. V! O6 ]- o( H! ^
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:% Y R6 D" x/ C- R# z$ O1 m
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~
72個鐘打左幾多圈? B: m& t3 p! I& M Q
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:% j1 f+ M% R: l& W5 l% l; y1 g
72個鐘.........4 P" Z( g6 N9 ~2 k
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:5 p$ |: ~# {" {- u) r
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:) G. Q+ y. Y6 K! G4 l& R- J
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:3 k3 s8 a& N6 [2 z! N
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:' ^) Y0 B5 I3 @3 }/ l
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為咩呢........................................
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:- N: h0 F. e7 l. T7 n& `
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~- u' { ]( [! R! {* ]6 V% z
要小心d自己身體~~~# F# t+ Q4 {2 g) p$ G
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:" A* Q6 w0 \0 U. \' C
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:+ R: v& A0 O* V1 P6 n) f# h
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:6 Z+ o2 F, w0 k4 P% r3 b U* P
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:: Q: u$ V7 K7 y# k
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:5 x: I: }! G W3 }9 b
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:
嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:% ~0 Z3 T/ P' F" y; n% j
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:; A( b! |( C+ C6 `+ B* R
邊過夠我勁!!!!- x7 Y) ~. K* h& O% x4 G* [
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!$ Q0 f" |( X( F" p: s
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:* q1 R5 s: q3 g y6 Z
邊過夠我勁!!!!, x) `# D' A! `; f
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:7 }; q; g w/ J' ?8 ~
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?9 @$ u0 L( O- o4 R5 O
有無屎眼'選'左?, W3 y2 O# t5 r% ?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:" q" ]4 y+ ?6 ^0 j; N
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?2 m* h* c! n6 \3 O
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:( j% c+ ~8 z: \- u
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!' _" c1 M8 f1 D4 w3 R9 _1 X
冇"選"...好舒服tim....: Q% o- H: A5 x2 ^ y' K
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!3 J; |# `: T, j3 a
冇"選"...好舒服tim....% m+ V: v" b- W/ c
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:" E9 {' P8 n( H. d
邊過夠我無聊* K) Y& w; E+ f! R. ?! y6 ~
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:6 C( u! V( l& c4 S
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~: F& J7 ~* }& G0 x/ ]
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:; S8 n& o. z: j3 W
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
係呀..' S" _5 |: _/ b7 }% T/ x: o' L
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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等我抄o下crap B 先:: T6 H4 i# Z2 F
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:" [. T( x1 f' C H0 [+ `2 R
OH MY GOD!0 e3 W" I% |; i u/ H ]+ {
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張單無溶化嗎?!
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真係好勁....4 {& ^7 O4 h/ |1 G8 v2 t7 N/ _/ Q9 U6 r
我自問無咁既能耐......1 t7 \6 Q' {9 ~8 }# e- @
俾個叻你![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!* j" H( y9 Z! v
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:1 g: N _6 v: G2 l7 ~! B1 a( V
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?) L* `9 W6 c# h8 {. W, e5 j
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!4 i0 D# [5 B1 L
你咁都睇到?!
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我而...
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~6 V" _ F" b2 \$ h* W0 w
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...2 C0 B& n2 T( p, E) [& Y1 O
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)$ C2 z) l" ^( [6 p. M: A4 ^! I- Q; F4 J
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)) I& h- ?% f1 k/ k/ S, Y
會唔會係av線既問題......6 f% F% S$ J+ ~7 Y2 a# v9 ~( a
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:! ]; z: n7 J9 k1 C8 L' S# j$ H( ^
唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?. @% N; o/ S8 y4 Y/ `$ ^* x
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我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~' G" H9 U* g% T$ \: q) x+ [
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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