Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 @9 G% P4 F( Z6 G4 a/ x
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & G. J& r0 h J3 b+ E# @) O' d) Q! k7 l' ~; ~) }" R J6 b* h
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Look how many calories you can burn: , ^8 c$ ]5 |; e" z+ W" P i你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： % _5 |: F4 d) J. ~/ y8 ?2 ?& D& d1 j1 V3 |; K$ Z F
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ) v% b# _ k3 }9 mWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 4 P& P9 T( |7 Q% _$ b
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # K5 r* O6 d, `4 a
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" J1 c. ?" a5 B) L7 r( Z ; Q$ r: t) U/ V; P& Z* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( L% y- q' }- V- ?With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 w7 }2 b! M& m- b/ x# cWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # t& C' ?+ {3 aWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' F1 Y* W2 E# L/ PWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " o( N% _& T1 A" t, i: |+ N
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 H2 h0 i& v; _) W5 e/ ~" p. M7 P
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " N, j1 O$ }4 l! j4 OWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 4 H; M4 K4 f7 G: M- c
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 / r. ^6 l# O. vTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 {- e3 B0 [$ A0 j( M2 E$ U# mTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : |# f) c7 j* m1 y( i2 aWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) J/ F8 O; U9 m+ e% Q9 {) ?1 d6 x0 B8 e' L, j, u4 u2 m P
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1 G' \4 A" h s) [* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " [& o# l2 t4 h* IHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 f J6 W0 W) o) W+ s
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 @* c. @& }; Z: g4 u9 y ( {: x7 K8 B3 _# D; A 8 ^" e: D# ]. d N& X
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 5 a6 E, y8 I, Z0 F5 L0 l69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # R0 n5 l! A5 T; x" b( o' H8 U8 @# H
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 M3 [3 p. [4 |7 ITrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ ]3 }9 J, R# U! E; S DItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . M% n* e* [9 l5 {* Q ) h/ o$ U' n; l. @, w$ x7 R- z ) H$ D4 H8 Y- I" f+ Q7 y 4 e8 I6 b y# ~6 D1 m* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % ]8 ]; {5 u* z; |7 [ \
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 9 y! O- t" |$ M
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : P8 A) w2 }! p 3 ~! S3 c% P- G2 s+ h n: L 0 t+ I% o5 @) ]& A E4 | 7 `" @; q) j1 }) d3 x* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 4 F" ^& c5 Y4 X4 A/ M) }' _8 L/ Y/ R
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # e0 `7 U; c |% P6 AJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' i1 B" t0 k; g8 Y0 j. }# L
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 2 r* f+ b$ w2 l) @3 V/ E 1 x& q- T+ p5 @% |2 ^1 P! l 7 U; I* ]# d" @. W
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 v! f6 Y0 W0 s/ g |, {4 [5 K9 F
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 J1 f' v0 g$ d9 z/ Q. j( k- i
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , ^2 `* Z( p5 U+ D5 E% |5 N; y+ Rfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 5 L* s' L. R$ O- K
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 + o, L/ D4 e8 e( e2 G! s1 Hfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - `' v) h* C }, _( M
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . i) \- y6 _3 `* M% L. z5 | " |" }( F; ?+ x* } % D* a7 {$ R( m) _/ K
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 I) c `) `2 r5 WBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( O2 D% y8 ]3 OWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
