Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , {( e6 C' m" n3 c( ~4 D: q, h# B. N
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 _$ t& K. w( q- Y) d0 e! Z
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Look how many calories you can burn: & b% }, L& P) A5 |% G5 Z
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ ^, v- G2 _4 J0 t% f' Y7 h( T
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 * @# Q2 Q. j, c . l+ y; ^. c- ~/ l3 l 7 p- e( W% G: F. K5 |0 k, K: O1 T% T: K
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 & ]( }+ i5 M& @. o
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) L6 k8 x' I. P8 GWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " H$ G, E+ d+ J# m, a2 BWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 5 Z! a6 J# f* a
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 m1 e3 l# e' a9 s- T/ q9 p5 h0 b& N! x
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % h' i; [- P3 a# ^ F; }
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . _# `% k; g$ e+ @! B, K8 B3 R4 P
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 p# \8 L3 ?) h0 U
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 + X9 i! J9 G( u# Y7 \& Z7 K4 ^$ ]Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 A* W$ [4 T7 D9 u; K# n7 r9 H
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : B* B ]; G: w, S# X1 E
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : t9 u5 @: V( W
" M# N+ w, T7 F0 x$ K. L7 Z t - Y; \, H; M( m& k ( X& L! P ~5 x3 t; h0 ~* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ( H' |, I$ S9 PHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; U+ E/ ?8 ]& g0 @Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " i2 C' J: S1 P
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 3 B' _" J$ Q6 n- ?69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # e$ K7 G `0 W1 G+ l69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 x$ L# M1 k, L9 d" U9 A
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : o5 S+ j6 c6 ~; @Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 s. X0 S' r! O
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( Q2 ?0 k9 {) T( Z* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 2 l5 U1 I$ w# k" @Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 3 T: ? i8 f9 d! AFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 N7 |, J1 g' J- L; b. v
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 4 k/ ^7 k _- |7 j8 gJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 . X4 Z) z9 y- ~& g7 G* G" oExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ ]) S2 G6 m& \1 I1 W 3 ?% p; x, I3 C/ c 5 ]% {% P" u, h: s* j$ B# i) @+ C4 c% \/ S
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 q/ E. ]: D6 m" l
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : J) V. J6 b$ z' A
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " M7 v- W" b; X! `from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' ^: u& V/ Q6 \6 lfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : ]2 W- i* Q7 N. I% [$ L1 S
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 j, ^2 z; J3 u/ a( Y: n% _over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 g/ T5 m) `4 A- F* h( t
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 X8 u5 w8 ?* T$ H; MQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 w6 N4 j& k+ D U; N( g) d
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % R2 o% D0 w, p$ m; p* d+ A
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
