Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # L1 K' c9 \: j; J5 ^ h: V性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 Q/ Y) I/ s0 L
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 4 y3 ~/ X, j. @- y9 \4 ?8 ~
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . X3 H# X% C/ b( |4 {
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 @9 u& K& C% Q$ A+ G9 E7 {) K$ W8 A0 P; j( a. a0 ~3 W% i
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * v V$ v0 D5 [; K7 m% S
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ w" f3 P- ?1 p6 H* v
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! l/ @" k& N% I. W! l7 `/ p- Q
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! _; M# n# O" N7 W0 S2 n
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . c8 [% I: \/ H L . K+ c2 j$ ]5 F' K m2 Z% W0 ]1 I: _' S( ?! q$ _% G7 w( \3 \) M( ^
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ( [) m. P. [7 k. `" w
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : i' J! w7 x! k" u9 nWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + P: e8 T" V& t2 Q5 M& E/ L8 `( M8 ?4 q- i% z
/ |6 `4 m2 D, V( q) n # i' {' b' V) o! l* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 O3 y% R0 D+ a+ \0 ` |Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % r1 \6 D! s0 O: Z& RTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! w @$ t7 T: C2 u
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 2 D/ w4 f, F9 q$ D
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + |4 B+ i3 [, S1 l$ HHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 R# V0 }0 I* a% g! w! LJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & |5 A5 ?% E) ^% p' O2 Z& _$ k3 _3 R
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ) f9 s& ~( T+ D0 l69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 m, w$ N/ i7 N" x- [
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . |! d7 K$ B7 m/ N p! H9 HTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & ]# b( J8 i! n+ P
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 t4 M1 A# r' ^4 m4 B
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! T8 ?: {5 |4 VReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 A, p, }# J n
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / c, G p t# j% f! \" B
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ' i' Z3 r$ j8 ]- X3 gJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # `. Z0 A! B( E6 t4 a) q k1 @Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! o# m, ^* ]. n. ?8 C6 ?% U 9 c( m p; v8 y+ ]$ [$ |9 i' L ' R( x9 G- X1 m! U
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 k4 |$ p) W9 k) w5 z( S
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : B) {$ P# v% p- ^$ X$ K: L
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " T5 g+ a7 f7 |" E$ \
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + Z: j, V, m2 b" D+ m6 n3 Nfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) _8 j6 n I$ r7 n+ ^/ R! }! X& L& zfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 a H# c* l) X" H
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 , D7 j0 n8 m: ^) m . |1 @/ A+ U' x: r/ r # X( ?8 {" n+ ~5 U& e3 C W
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ) R7 S1 m1 g9 s0 l9 L" O a' nQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . E0 N* s F2 I3 x" `- j+ g# DBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 F8 R) u% u! l7 n0 oWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
