Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. $ ~9 g4 e- Y1 c) c
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( i6 ^/ a1 S/ P3 ]$ o1 I# D- [2 [7 [
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) p+ L% @' j& T2 M% TWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; D" m4 L! p! @3 k4 w, U; p+ c
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 , e& o8 ~9 S9 A& H: H
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) A! S4 T6 V! W" O3 z$ i' C
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . R6 }7 M( s. m& J" u RWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - G# K5 N" S$ T7 a$ T ^With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % c+ S7 M2 _" X* W1 r / h. R9 y' E/ x v 4 @8 x; ^8 L" V5 P) Q' d* K) r 8 s+ n; t, N0 k4 y9 U8 X* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " m/ R" s @& T4 x/ Z) B' [0 HWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " T. f" ]4 d0 r' C1 C. w% c0 V+ _
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 4 C, i' p1 i j% [" o( T+ J
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ?. N6 t; |, `
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " f+ O6 _8 i' m* H1 j3 G: X6 CWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + b* Z9 ]3 p. X1 m Q8 u % ?1 w! L: g. ?2 F; v r 6 b/ W- O- r6 A ) [- V+ S! B8 I1 Q* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 7 n$ E/ g6 l! ]6 k( |9 t$ p
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 + X7 L8 d# _% D+ R+ bJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 v" Y2 S1 K7 P5 G j 4 l5 |, j& J l$ L / _" p0 N, b1 T
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ v1 |! R9 v& k, R
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 {1 w7 E4 t) ?5 b% e- b69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & j* _3 j) M- J: I \; d
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 8 t2 P/ C! K0 R) ]1 T/ vItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' z1 W' w( R* n/ \' ^9 K6 H6 a % l$ y. k P/ K* a( y9 F [ 5 F5 o/ b: k0 e( J/ M
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 N0 A( M9 X1 ^* A' {3 b2 DReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 l$ h1 ]1 b: G: L, X: aFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) H4 j6 q; E2 r5 K" L1 [, j: ~* P8 e v/ i" q
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 / }. H* ^: P1 G/ K1 e. a8 ~Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) K1 s/ W0 n( w4 x% ^7 L
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' o. u6 Z" D3 d8 n# t/ b9 j) G# p( MExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & v& n4 O# j6 S c! E6 y) u
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ; N4 t" n+ S4 I0 E5 UBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; c: ]; {6 [$ _- E6 i( }& i: a
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 u+ M4 w4 X p1 C
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; \7 H2 ^$ h- }" K
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . k! x2 Q. g, s2 L7 V# G: B
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # g8 ~2 d! m& ~7 F( j7 |+ M- v
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 |& p; d" n1 @, |* T" n* d
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , H0 H+ k# s) a+ ?! N/ RBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 , q, M0 b% s" B! C1 y A* d" i
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM