Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 g/ `% `, o4 p+ y7 K8 I4 i/ c' ?性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & t" [+ `, C1 } / a+ S- B4 }, P2 b , w: y& N* G+ U" ^
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 ~' h! ^) Q9 R; t! G7 o& ?; k# @
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 T$ X: `/ {$ i$ @9 xWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 p9 x/ D- {+ H4 \- q. C7 @8 \! U% a
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - Y& B8 k" X0 h# I! y( y/ ?0 FWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 E2 J, S- L) J
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # m- B; E8 l) Y, oWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - a: { H0 X' f" d" E q9 R9 h
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 F1 ~' p ?2 J+ \+ `- n0 I
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , v1 P: [8 C$ c* F0 a$ I9 ~With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & m/ P! T# M1 Z+ `Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 \3 s3 c' H) {. x1 g9 W/ F
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: K) Y$ B# \ H' Q* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 0 u! a% { c- R* S% [/ O: t
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , p! x& J, ]' [3 P( X0 Z
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 U! ~( \3 t2 L xWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 # H3 n) }6 ]4 u3 F
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ! l8 ]8 t7 c' e" gHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 E) U$ {% K7 K9 {% A+ rJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 + l' O# t! z4 z }# K
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 |1 _; c0 ~# E, e! W' n# ~69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 6 D+ e; w3 N, E5 I
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 K1 g: U% Q0 P" T% Q" @
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - [3 D$ c; h0 j) \7 HItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . J* ]# a- E2 b) J5 h* r8 v: g6 g! V" S* J2 ?
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " Q/ i0 M3 m. ]8 S9 P
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 I) d: v+ ]4 \Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ Y+ P H4 s4 p, S8 y- t7 G0 B {; R6 |9 B7 s
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 4 T; e ^% ^% {4 yStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( {. [3 I. s g9 A% aJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # Y" h6 J: X% @8 @Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 Z1 H/ U- Z* ]: O& Y' D" s# | N: P% G& r, q: c6 @& L1 n& i2 P . a1 p$ B- i" z% A8 _' l/ e2 G) Z7 ~: k/ N( v+ x
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - L; \5 ]5 T. D: l
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' F2 Q* q5 O% ~% q- ?from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , k* i/ ]+ Z6 V4 a5 J6 y% P, Wfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) o6 z M# L; V: P6 _" R' q0 X
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 o8 m; m X E, z+ S2 H
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 D/ D/ e2 t2 R9 \0 H+ w4 _0 @. `/ w; t
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 D- }% k0 D+ y/ o, F. g- _Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / N; Q: O7 |# J' F+ ^3 l5 {! e- A
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
