Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. - _& Q2 D, a/ {+ Q4 d* [9 N" m性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : \ z; u% B1 W" F/ `
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 8 n0 J, Q$ \8 S! s
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " _( _9 G+ S; r) P
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0 Q& W* a" w+ D
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 E9 l; W+ k+ A# Q8 y
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # X# \3 D q9 N4 OWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 C# I. A) j! P
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 \' Q' R9 g6 U9 K, t
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ; R! a+ J1 U* G2 m2 CWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / T- y: X- [8 b+ A9 E + ~. h$ p: }$ g1 o# o ! C! k7 N8 ?7 F+ E5 Y, f% b& s8 Z2 Q2 R/ k2 }- J
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) X: b3 H0 k/ v4 E; h7 c, OTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 - }7 s6 _2 g/ ~9 l3 I! @Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + x. E- Z x3 |6 V& f8 ]- EWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; S! ^# M: l7 Z( h: P
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # A, H* w, c U m: T5 {( `* f* V
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ Y& G2 B) R+ _2 ?
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4 u8 |5 w/ {8 h/ ~" h* POSITIONS 姿勢 % L2 p- X' Z. Qdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , K2 S, p: W# x69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 5 m0 r$ w4 B1 C69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) {6 z. F& |+ R1 Q; ATrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 " ?( O# r% w4 \Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . c" p+ B9 k% l9 c8 l
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 0 R6 G# x8 d1 v- } ]5 A9 DReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 Z& t& l: t) J' Y- D: B7 BFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 y; X, h3 Q1 |% ?5 K1 p; q3 S
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 h a. s! ?8 a3 |Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % l5 Z0 A+ o4 ?9 U, K- OExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 5 q- U; i" ^% l: J 2 V. t( L. c' g 5 C' a) P# o2 C2 {5 A8 ^ $ N) d6 b/ p8 e* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ! B9 s9 W# C0 R1 A& |2 B. lBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 Y% R5 H! ^+ ^8 Q- bfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % {4 A& f: [* H/ ifrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 e" v! Z( b+ W5 g- E/ Qfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 p8 o( g( d0 W1 b) ~ nfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 E$ A+ t* K) V) l; O. zover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 T5 ~- f' k3 j. A9 w2 z, ? 2 W$ w) ]* i6 J& o; r3 [ - O4 k- W" g `- n I( `
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 K6 u. P; H- X# L! X' |0 v
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " r0 e- }- u4 h: }: T6 k1 M! S3 pWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
