Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 S' G: }& ^6 n4 K
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Look how many calories you can burn: * W) w+ `- l* [( w+ H9 ]
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # j- y" U+ w' \1 g! h- \6 X C2 `3 j* S+ S9 ?
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5 |2 f" L" z3 _7 x: i0 G* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 % {# C( D( E: e. B( z' E
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 r& Q0 Q- J k, v1 {5 pWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 / u% m8 z8 x6 Z, w5 y3 x / e; P8 T* Q& k2 `: k- F2 p 9 b9 G5 o3 y( G# t) Y& \$ [( f t0 H: i
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 j* p' q E$ d/ T& l4 G
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 8 p' q3 P ?% \7 c! j' H% i/ S* GWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # _4 v8 \2 [( m A- d% G4 wWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % Y: ^* }) j8 R& u) V% b/ nWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . R3 \; c9 z$ u- h, X! { $ \# ~2 G j2 m1 F/ U0 c4 s# s- [ 9 Z4 K; e; V/ X9 b) }8 o# I ?. K5 \/ ~ P- F
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 : \- P$ N# W7 J+ v, v1 ^/ vWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 M2 S( [+ h' vWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 N' O0 U* r. u+ P
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0 w' {2 i4 M7 \ 8 U9 x( H# h1 a# Z# @4 X4 a r* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 - Z |6 ~: d8 {3 ^/ ~; l
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 l b f4 c/ K1 _+ F
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , [- _3 V! _1 b" C" \Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : c: C6 G4 S. X* |: v 7 N* u2 i' H& @9 _/ @5 c3 x ' @0 W( H! s; n0 }9 j6 ]5 F2 `
7 g/ a# s; R; M/ n/ t9 j* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 3 d) e( _4 ?: A, c1 oHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 n9 B% u9 {: z/ t* Z1 A
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 - ], {9 p' v7 q# T
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; t0 N9 ?; l7 E' ~- E69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # ~& T/ v6 U" u3 Z1 u0 s
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 v/ Q% B. _' c \% b" \ P6 q& A0 {
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * h/ k9 y9 w1 y: F6 z5 g6 fItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 `' T$ }+ O+ i4 ^& Q0 c
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+ y3 z" S p+ t3 Y+ m, z* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! } a8 }# I' T( I9 |3 E! Z
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # o, [) p* J9 n" C7 X7 F0 i
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - n' C. l* u( _5 ^$ {: Z; u/ q& B
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 " q2 @4 w, K. J: d( JJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 + a: [1 Y4 N6 @# y. ^- B% MExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % I& B8 T2 o4 x7 |. d: G0 o
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - ^, R/ C# p+ E' x8 p. w
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # J. @4 b# b1 Y8 K1 ~# K
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 6 [6 n0 H9 v. |# E+ N
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 n; c4 j% M1 m- P# M- \9 H. m0 }
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 ]8 k- x; y! n$ n0 |5 @
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 $ } ^* Z% S' H* x2 i4 U
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 , I, ~$ _8 O% C+ o" u( tQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 j( F9 R2 Z1 C9 ]/ z& \9 i
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) c! V$ }. v) |
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
