Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ' Q2 m( q) n) t
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & e7 t5 c; q. ]- `0 Q) X $ F6 Y! z- f. h & @0 w4 I4 ~7 U
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Look how many calories you can burn: ! E6 V# D: u# n你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 8 e. ?0 I5 h" U2 R, A
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! [6 d( W: O1 @8 N; u4 AWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - L% A6 O% S, A( ?6 CWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 6 q( u B5 I" u! K
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * s0 h& v4 z/ K# S, o! I9 M! FWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 y( d# ^2 A; }0 _
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ O0 D9 Q% Q7 c& P/ {
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! C- ~5 N. Z. o3 c# n1 R& `
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 [ X) H5 I! F6 k, {# L
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # }3 Z1 V1 ]3 ^! Y" f
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 R+ o, h6 ^$ V2 _- }& A, e: E3 R3 [9 m6 ?: K2 C
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 A9 m8 C/ i% D; M3 a0 X+ \* \Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 2 i ?6 u5 u- e- X" l' q; z) mTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 1 \% K* H; q: G% T5 U3 }+ ZWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 / o) x2 u; j% ?3 f+ o" D; o" ~
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( g' i) a& C+ w; Q1 o* E; Q& H. AJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 r7 V5 c4 O9 N
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. S, q5 i' p1 o* POSITIONS 姿勢 4 ~% q2 K0 J I8 X" N0 ?daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 o: J: D6 _" Z4 c+ P1 a
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . H( B1 J0 g& s0 k69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! t) W$ F( Q5 a+ o7 Y% `3 f' `, [Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! o' }. m# ~+ j" F3 z( YItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * D' H' B$ O+ l$ a2 T / _! C+ D! {0 C5 C+ O & R$ G2 I% m6 y) f
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; r3 ~+ V- F9 H$ q( YFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 S f% F" y3 X$ K0 B' B* T, r
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 " O- C& K$ {. P4 ]0 k6 q
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % _6 B" F5 s- `/ l0 `+ eExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ c/ y: Y. P* K2 W9 {; L; M0 y2 _" w! R
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 1 ?# Y+ M" v) m9 D9 i) H. K) y
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 {( Z2 k6 e) `6 ?- yfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * ]" Q+ y8 d. t$ |5 y1 {3 i' Afrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : k0 E u% I/ f' C: ~/ s7 @1 Xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & c0 B7 W5 j# m! G" {over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + B8 T |9 E0 R* C- G4 a0 D* n$ \- x1 ~' ?) l& P! S+ }
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 & @$ _" t( m, k$ v5 _+ w3 M! C) G" CQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 O8 P, C- o' p1 v; R- f) kBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' h( q0 m) }8 _: u% d0 W1 _With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM