Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; R2 m5 `9 a5 [1 \/ J+ z
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 T3 r4 d% S7 ^: g. ?* N4 C7 ^6 g- h# m( k( J: @: d
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0 K [0 i8 D6 TLook how many calories you can burn: ! S D5 X# T) [0 e你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 4 k0 B4 f( `% h4 F, y, w4 }
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 H' X2 J) P2 S, _2 KWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! j- n5 m# B9 y, V
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 s9 C5 s3 |: @7 \/ V7 q3 r* o
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 . u9 L, ?+ K0 ]8 DWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! t P0 P* d- e# s: }1 B0 L1 {0 L
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ _8 A, y. u$ a5 @! i6 iWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 & h& v5 h4 n7 C9 [+ n* N
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 }3 R [% U* n/ S% O% y% r
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8 M( [" }0 C" u0 ^* s2 J+ m* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ' \/ D4 @& c9 \With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 t1 Y+ r) `& _$ P$ m$ }- l& jWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 j# z/ p3 a) f% {
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 7 J+ k' [4 A0 I( \2 Y1 hTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 V) U0 V5 e2 N+ n5 {Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 % R4 }9 I9 X% l' z+ g; qWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * i- p+ X( I, s+ e6 ~# n 9 V: }- M7 k. ]! | " R7 h+ b/ t% w X, z5 P3 X/ P' |/ P8 @$ ?) @
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + n9 q% s) {% [* }Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 4 @6 U4 I5 n6 v, r" C5 u! zJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ) ^1 S& L. @( d# c+ J - r } o% T/ _ 0 z/ b& c7 R1 e; L T1 B L7 r
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! r Y2 p2 N& o; t4 x
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , Q& s2 w$ ^3 V" z4 C
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 0 v8 r$ i3 {# b. y
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - H- Y7 ^+ g: ~- p- [5 DItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 K6 j% G# P. U$ x( K 3 n: x2 x; Z m$ j c, V1 f % U2 C( o& N" r( l+ q* K# H: q/ V; z
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " p0 d+ _0 z1 IReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 3 w$ q; }; O: ^& p) I
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 J4 C5 W9 }" ^4 ]' P' z+ n 5 }# N9 e: V$ d2 v) @2 ^8 c, U 6 ~9 h) e$ i( T2 u: Y ; d% W* A+ c- ~0 X% g; `* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 # u5 r7 b( ?4 G2 D: t9 z5 uStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 6 L# o+ D8 }# G. h6 z; n
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; E" x" {$ c, ^" c! \8 D! f7 ~, {Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 a( Y4 F. r& \& Z% e, |# g2 k
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 M/ m1 B) N% t9 N. a; A9 l
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . q# O* j6 y+ F. C! ^9 J! a
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 o' \% S9 \ V6 ^6 z, V
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 B5 j9 c( @) L M0 j4 Q, b
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ( L2 j- O6 r- @, G ofrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 , I/ M. r3 r: w- V! K7 jover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! r% e. ]# m0 c$ L& c
; d7 _; u0 v% g3 a7 Q ) f. J+ \. W% g7 {. G/ V0 `% m 1 u) p7 q8 H# @- f) I$ I* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 t7 m% t6 [' ~. r- t& v, U, @Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . G" Q+ d) E a7 X1 w8 Q; ~; P
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . |+ p' j J) C- z+ DWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
