Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % N) x6 f# [& ?* Q- U
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Look how many calories you can burn: ~% x/ m9 c$ \/ i1 I3 D你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： & t: f0 ]0 G) S7 f
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 }, [( j1 \ I. u: F* d2 e/ a3 }With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 V' h. R) g# y* i. x8 gWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 $ Z9 x5 L: I3 c8 s
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* J+ }9 U( u4 W; I) M/ s, n& J- y# {% q% e* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 + w; v/ Z* K: w% t8 c3 b+ e
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 8 w& c" p+ R6 Z3 |% c7 F
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' @( x! w- H6 _) h
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 O2 q" H1 C! T; v
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 k; B) l+ W: I( i8 j. \9 ?- m" |! r9 D+ J Q
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % y/ R% n; F' q7 L2 WWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 6 r- J2 L% U X: M" u
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 G/ ~+ t) |7 [6 S : L( g6 g* O% F9 u+ c . L, ^% H; D! _! w4 D o2 S! t) n- j% O
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 " T* x0 O4 F7 \) y: qTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 - e+ k) }! \2 @; FTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) `' x9 i. j0 J5 I* T
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 [# q1 O- O8 G6 E f/ u6 S( B0 n" x: q% N! h) c$ h1 Z, Y1 j) |
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( I( f* Z+ e5 k% B0 q* f* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 % j7 {9 `; i/ ~/ X% CHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 H, w4 D* d1 G/ y7 B J1 Q9 F
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 Y) Q4 d; ^- W. U* @
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 P) z" a. d5 G" W" t
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; z6 h3 w3 M; e69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 k3 n0 i$ o+ N! e* T2 C3 V4 o; zTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ; e Z$ X( r9 F1 a! t, G# n& X
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ g9 e2 @4 n* r! A+ R2 T$ i3 E# }3 K
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 k" d$ I( l5 r9 i% G# l5 @Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , O9 g% P3 {; ]/ b
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 U. w/ x2 i' u. q* X) A M+ F2 NJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 E8 e: N( G! |" E6 F" W/ I- MExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) A( e% p& _* e0 A
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 6 V# |& b* y# R! XBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 }" u! P) h4 n: C# N1 f# c: `
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 O* a6 }, R+ Y' L
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / x5 X1 [" }8 tfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 H' q0 l. d/ n: x, n; h
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ r T) G& e: F* nover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; r$ M8 _# B& x% m * J. @+ j: u1 w* {2 b1 B & l3 N! l- h7 }: [0 }1 `2 F- p# u- j0 @* }- ?, U
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 % ?4 a! z3 D; C+ l
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 5 ~( b# W) D& \& UBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + y. S- B0 o! O" z6 X" Y" w# j( mWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
