Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , t$ v+ M( l+ m8 E2 U' _
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % b" k- U% b# z5 {* T+ z- K
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ' |, s+ d N- G) {
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# \0 t0 D% k- V' Y' a! _ ) t1 M6 Z0 Q6 N( n* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; j0 B; @2 ?6 }/ D9 {" ?* d
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - t, B* ^! E1 e4 O8 T9 U
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 O+ H J P8 B# l9 n. G8 [3 [: E L; ~( O! p1 ?$ H0 Y
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " o1 p( ~0 U6 ?5 J$ t: MWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 % q( x% H/ p5 x+ U/ Q5 b% I
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 `$ G& {1 S9 u$ bWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 5 f0 Y g* u' V0 L9 ~- U: P
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 B7 ?( |% x% Q' l( n7 n
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! n9 `! S' Y3 A& N1 |: g* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , A# n" r( c% h2 h1 fWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 M* C$ f! ?) ?5 b) d
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 : ?, J# D* I+ e- I1 w5 M
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 5 _- J9 f4 ]0 H- A2 R' a
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 t! N! I1 [9 `4 e+ C3 Z8 J
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " C0 E6 p# d( H% J+ d6 V5 S& YWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + a: e0 j y' r+ z3 n+ [/ W1 W
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ( z0 U; `1 S; R( k) Y7 I. @Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & T9 @9 K4 M+ O$ |1 n
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' J# \4 Z3 _, P8 B4 T
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 - f- m% R! p# X0 U7 w4 Sdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & k8 P/ F8 B+ j4 \69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 X% L2 Z: \* i69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! Q5 G1 [) Q: V9 l0 J# g" a
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 3 j0 H8 t1 d$ ?0 h0 l( I
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! P6 o4 ^. S8 q, y0 s; D 6 ?* ` D( @3 {+ j- [ + b* J; d- o; L2 g, U1 `; f% l, h# J
5 N5 u2 U! R# _; N/ K+ S* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 0 k% m. R, C, n) g( j
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , L( @1 b% h' Y4 D0 D( T$ t9 y* |Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 p" k5 U! j/ B$ F6 e8 W
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # s; B" o" A- V: @+ ~ RJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # C8 @$ P. h7 mExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * `7 o6 ~/ Y$ R, |; D' K
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 + g4 l9 _& L1 p1 d+ s, ], v
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * h+ t7 n7 x, w* n8 I# Cfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 u N0 b: A! F# H- A1 X
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - ]4 a: P6 c! ?$ e' _
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / @9 e# p* }5 n- ~ s/ m! E/ afrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 l8 H: y* U! X* I- I% @; k2 o
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - x0 D/ ^, s6 |0 h( i0 x/ P; m. m! ^/ p0 u8 ]5 ?
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 0 `- p& L+ |6 k! E* K3 [
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 * I1 x; z, v y. ]7 b; F( L
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % o6 O% r$ Q% y, M3 ^$ y7 r% b% \With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
