Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 D G9 j4 ]/ M. H- s性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ c' L* H, v; w/ o, x2 u4 s
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + Z _' F, n& |3 z6 ~4 BWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : t; D) _# s: q# A+ W6 D, }$ u- FWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 1 `4 [& B% ~- @* \
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 E: P, Z3 t+ N2 P/ H OWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ z: l9 F3 N% z1 o. X' ^/ a
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' |5 u k" J8 p1 d, H
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ) t4 M9 a9 H# {: A' ]& mWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 : w8 u2 n; p# y" S8 G/ ?$ a& k( e/ R; j/ Z w1 t; ^9 B/ }6 L
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 i' p! g7 ^8 b, m: RWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 * h! l6 e H. q2 f ' D8 t/ D& e5 P! ^& g ; D3 o5 G7 r6 z/ T& M8 ]4 n. K+ I
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' V# e& ^8 S1 H6 b& mTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 - J. R1 A3 U* m3 j( o: F1 M/ _
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ j, ~) a' A) D: w$ ?Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - a6 n( d7 P. \# s+ @: g) g
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 4 ~% M& [3 `3 k0 d; v
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! n2 \) V& {7 C+ p" W0 W2 Q
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; \0 H( F6 P" }9 o4 T; m6 L' S69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 7 u% g2 u" k& O- r2 V
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 r( C) Q% M1 J& R# b+ GTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) b7 u' B( q: a' N6 t# lItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 6 r/ N/ R5 @: X1 w0 K
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 2 C. D; R! M/ K! k) A
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 i2 ^: I( P; `8 c+ Y' u% _1 K : `" d0 h- a! _- c 0 c0 g; s! d }* c. U. Q }) y1 M2 R% S: t) e! A. ?* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 & |0 `& k- I5 y, X8 n
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 " H5 J+ h p! k1 }5 W, V
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 e4 f7 u% C/ R3 B8 tExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . Y5 R, ?6 _* k7 }
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 % L+ v& g# E0 o& j3 u) j
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 ^/ t/ f: j* f3 T- Efrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + n5 q0 _9 h4 K u
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * P0 z, @* m; ^; j$ r+ P
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 ] k7 a% Y( e; M2 _" [- C4 zover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # X+ h3 y: |2 {& ?
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 { d' J. b, j5 oBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ; W% I; P9 `6 Y# n+ Q* `With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
