Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( Q5 [* x- h1 Q2 d+ n
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ! r& O; ]4 @& m0 k 1 K! ]. ~9 F/ w" @ ? $ ?# V* t# {2 u6 Y1 W
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' r* r% v; c; F" d3 jWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; P, n* w) `# ]/ \) XWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ) Y9 A& n4 C; h! x' c+ v% c$ b
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8 b* @5 I6 Q \: _% F6 i7 G; r" J* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 P; K& n U1 d8 x5 b" g
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & e( k& o. T. `' P! S/ ^6 }5 nWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 K: L- ^- o* c
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ( n0 |( @. D% h6 J( J2 H6 j( y+ wWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * c$ h, W- I$ _' U! K+ a, l ) B8 J S1 e/ }% X 9 m [: w! e) N( c; A: n
7 D0 D# B4 T$ j' r0 e* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 / B: G) E4 L9 E/ MWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , T4 ^9 I1 r3 y! K" nWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 r9 F- V6 D7 `- C! q" j
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$ R# [8 c# o0 G& G! f& z3 y* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 / a+ y5 d- x0 u5 Z' L) r- |$ Y2 NTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 u f6 N- {+ {2 q/ ], _
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - A% i/ L0 Q* t
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 l5 }* e' Z$ x& {: H m l
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 b0 I- ?# l% K D8 L- C" H7 Y' \1 h! h4 L
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 8 I0 g- ~: Y( c$ p |. F! v/ y) Bdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - Z/ H7 B0 q) R5 L2 Z# q4 r, N1 G69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 T/ m/ u, _. U, B* b$ G
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! r5 M: K6 `7 b% t. y3 r9 z$ _
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 % k% W3 {- i3 c4 f9 k" AItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / ~1 U# J- z1 b* @
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' |6 T! {6 C+ i2 y' a) g) i0 ^ PReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( j" t" a5 [% d5 r6 q& m) O
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & W* C2 o7 D: h9 V' s3 K# M9 } 4 Q E/ _8 Z5 `/ z! X5 Q 4 S! O# ~; B% m
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % B1 k8 B3 d8 A% a
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ! u# V3 `% I; x+ W
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 f: K5 f7 Y2 r0 q& Z0 w$ j - z/ P( W; [5 U' \9 G5 f! j 5 O& R3 M ~2 `/ X: i7 ]; I, i2 C! J5 l# J" U+ d. C" h! t( N9 h
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # ?' p; N0 o. k$ M, E8 WBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 \3 k8 Y9 r2 n0 d. v! {from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 9 U" d) w: B+ _% O! s9 L
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 i N' U; j! q4 d& S& M: Dfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / k% t$ r9 u7 u% t( Y# ^! [* s
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 k3 k3 M# n3 W& G# |& H
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' M' Z. C+ l& l' L/ C7 f! r# y& T e, x3 R4 e" c/ E: I$ r( I0 N2 t
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4 [( m$ I: J. C3 K \2 Q5 P* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 z4 h/ W) k! K# Y0 W
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % ~- G; S4 Y5 I4 R9 u$ Q
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( n. F. e4 B' R% B U- j4 W! @With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
