Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 i' @& n+ o& D
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 , C1 Q4 M+ P$ @/ U# j5 t J( X5 T) g
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 n4 L0 n& t/ G( R" E
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . D2 c% L" z% c B3 rWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; p+ p! Z0 f. f0 N% O- Y F* q1 J; I6 w( o% S
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 & b) u+ b Q) h, n0 b
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 w, ^8 ] s: B. p
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 I0 g/ }6 t2 R
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 5 {, C3 a7 i& W" H
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 M7 l1 x- T" F( X- X
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 5 c( b9 l5 k! v+ ~3 E- ^* ^
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 C* L* M9 b& U6 R/ {
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 f; d6 @5 ^1 L- e; R T: K 1 J2 D, I$ j3 E4 [; ?( v 6 f ?( R/ p) P0 X" }' z% P
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 2 Z& Y4 c7 L0 B# r
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . x" ?" ]: L% {6 [% c3 @" l
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & r9 q8 s5 z& M; N& }6 E$ y1 Z+ N1 Y3 O! x2 u& _4 `
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) Q4 c0 t/ s. @$ u3 k1 R L
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! _1 d: A7 b4 L- Q, ?9 |% k 3 g0 Z9 P1 {2 N: ^7 N8 z - F9 \+ j) v4 _) h0 ?
0 A& u/ _9 V) U* POSITIONS 姿勢 6 }3 W3 D: S: n* z- t G% kdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 f6 G u5 s9 u) h1 x+ ]. h/ h$ F2 H
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 w6 z. t* X* z. g7 A, s+ u69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 z5 ^6 Z' ?8 D, {3 |5 h, [* H BTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ; j; T! }: x4 r$ l4 q) [/ ` J
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; i1 Y+ B6 X! N* @# D6 P6 T5 v% ?% r+ }
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 & x/ K+ }! p5 v/ N9 [1 \( a# YReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + Z& z' }& B8 l/ I/ M% m [
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 W7 n0 X2 C' O& f- ]# l
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 2 D( Q% s0 j, l0 V
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ! y: Q1 Y" L' T/ E8 c5 V9 ~! l2 iExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 d F' j" ]9 |& A0 d - S1 @: S+ Y; }' R; J9 ` 3 H+ P8 h9 Y3 v$ B9 G+ `5 a( i/ g; K0 x( z4 y0 X( [4 O% i7 t. {
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 B O# |- ^" S! C8 {) l0 P, N: H5 [
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ a- j- {/ Y9 s$ s9 d$ sfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 W2 g# }0 k O& m9 \
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / H3 g" U; k s7 a3 b7 w8 {from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / Z: b4 _# d6 ?. ffrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 Y; ?; ?4 ^( q/ Bover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 S: O" L" z% s5 V) _/ M5 O) ~
5 b4 t# E3 u$ M7 J6 [ ' c( e( S/ {2 ~- e& f `4 b' C 9 W' E& j! H) @9 e8 ^* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 1 m3 }8 e3 z5 H( f* t) g% o% a* IQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 S7 ^4 M9 R9 C
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 0 p# o; L; a# s9 b9 d0 xWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
