Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 K" {& t: T; A; j性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 Y3 X9 Y# a+ [9 M ! [- V: {5 r- u 8 {/ ^8 S) k" \# m9 L q ( }/ W$ M; h# n4 ~$ {1 j) ]3 ~3 tLook how many calories you can burn: 4 M; h8 u1 g# M- k8 F9 O- {( v8 Q0 j* _你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 4 ^. h% o/ y* R6 g& F/ j1 w Z
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 Y* p5 R+ q$ n# m6 UWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - d% k' j( `% q4 [$ J4 p
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : }! [, [5 D2 \$ H' j
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 2 e- [: P& {" R- B
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ) b {" [# V# I* hWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , W5 A& l* q4 \( [6 ^. iWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' f+ u% }8 a& X9 J3 ~' q0 \5 w7 H% F J% h! a) z5 L, G
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " \4 `& w, T. n! c4 S
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 k9 f/ b1 `- M( x- l# ]4 Y / V$ l& d$ V* s, {; N' B! _ @; k) X# V; z+ D" }- ^
- O$ f% Q6 |1 W( ]+ O2 q8 Q5 A# w* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 w; P3 r3 S! Y! R
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 ^1 C% C) ?4 A6 |
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # C9 s8 f* Y, ?' \Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 8 m, u% w2 e) t. M9 g/ i' d6 T4 p# H9 g& d
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( D- t' ?' z* ?9 `* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 - F' \# B: M7 mHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 T/ n! \2 c2 o: R, `' v' |, dJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 |& T; X+ H, {) I% z& Z: A- R; ]; m7 J
7 R; W$ l" C9 B$ U+ s, g0 ~' U 6 x! G+ b/ {8 z& k' |/ y* POSITIONS 姿勢 U) `: |9 @7 J! W- q% X0 B) k" Mdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & }0 A1 e4 q' U69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / B1 g5 b+ z& S! `/ F69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 M( _: L/ v( z g
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 u* [: Q' u( o" }; n
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; I4 y2 U% V- t2 F' J! N. t: K " A% R$ y) n+ m# O1 y6 ` " k v, d6 }* b1 i/ Z # `# y6 {0 m, x" M; n* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 q' i1 u' Q, x( D6 uReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 2 L& c% `3 |; u* _1 e$ y$ M0 Q" i
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # d. Y+ `# s5 l- T/ @ u- [5 n2 w! e Z, `8 _. n3 Y$ s
8 v3 E& j$ B* y/ Y. ~ , x# ?7 _3 I1 `- l6 ] }) |4 q* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % U$ f4 m- o: @% E. ?6 ^- b/ {# mStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 * D/ Y/ U7 H8 L) q1 q% ~' V2 {
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 + I' k: O. b# M; E8 m5 C9 ]. k
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( Z) z/ v3 R) e% _6 u2 E7 q. l/ W2 i
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! _* b& E1 a1 s% _from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % n4 a$ n- R- w: {7 {4 dfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 T4 W$ Y8 a) o: m; V* K9 bfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 f6 \' r, N0 z" h5 cfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 T9 {6 a# p1 l4 h* w, I* Aover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; Y* B& C3 k f& x; o- h$ s! ^ ^2 f2 ~: _0 a 7 b2 p J/ [3 C! w4 }8 f3 e
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * W. Y: d8 G( W3 M' w& W6 B9 y
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 5 ]+ Q) b; _% K3 S: g5 ^# X: |+ v
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 , S5 f, r, m4 G6 v) HWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
