Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , {0 p; b6 V: e( s& u& ^6 Y7 M) _
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * x4 P4 s, q1 o) t; P$ C2 x / B0 i) j; H, e% C( \ 4 @; b5 r- [: V1 F& n- k% C X |3 c' C# W1 F, ^Look how many calories you can burn: 6 X2 G5 Y$ c7 \3 _你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： & n& ^. M$ ]$ [6 @2 D M+ X* }5 `# l; W5 M
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( ?) }, |! c. G9 a5 C$ Y) {/ N7 B8 h* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 9 O% k. Y; ^0 rWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 1 g4 x' `* Q: J" D* NWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 R. E. U6 J; L b; U( T. {: d
) x* r& q$ y( P/ S! p9 d4 W* W " u) j. T$ `2 ]- K3 F3 I9 @ , s0 E+ @2 H$ `( i/ R b7 h* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 d3 _) {5 i& w& G1 g0 u5 J1 v
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ; r5 l0 n0 j, k1 f, Y
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 F2 ]% H) s, l- U+ C
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " d5 o8 a; @& @5 f) m0 C- _) \7 }2 S& D
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 ^6 i6 ^) l) E& b% b1 q! o* X
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 : d1 K+ Z' B6 W, \) A
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : L. C o4 ^# vWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) s4 K6 f' p0 A* C( F, O! X+ K/ [1 g
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 6 J# N/ \" Q+ ]3 T
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 % J* B7 ^4 P& K0 r; {* o- gWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 H; v* C2 p, Y; B" r ' S# c/ o+ q8 b ! O3 ]* p! u. p% o/ H& O9 V# |) l( w( A
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; b5 Q8 I: i/ a! b/ N5 qJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 ^# N5 i' s% M: Q. ?3 A
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 _+ g C( U7 I
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; v- x1 u5 {* }2 E6 i! {+ P( O9 f5 \) Q7 P' p% m. x* H
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 1 t" E0 e8 \! W+ z. @$ rStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 + `8 a5 J& t& P" N
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * a4 I. L+ _. _) g/ ^
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( ]% A1 c( C+ S! }( Y
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ f' B* n0 g' F- T9 efrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ; M/ e( ~6 T3 \! c* Sfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # s0 {4 D+ W6 _: D( A
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ! d5 J4 |7 e- K% T, D- N8 N
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 y7 }7 j: i! Iover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) M6 @- o/ ?! P2 [ j7 v3 W1 U7 [& Y7 A+ M- {+ P" g
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 G0 g+ R$ k/ b7 S' P' a. F1 d8 x
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 : i3 L3 ?* M7 E$ }With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
