Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 2 F% Z& O" s, O U6 u( l3 F# h4 O2 H; Z
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 f* `# W4 g: X9 m9 C- U
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 {" t, a. M! u你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 m1 {8 | A9 Z& j- u$ c6 X" R / U g. X+ ^( W- h4 J 1 u( o9 ?& b; [: Q0 w2 B! Y! p$ ]
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 l- N# W" Y; XWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 L2 f- u8 u+ v: E$ fWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + m f/ s! i* \. k8 |* s. x/ j1 R, o$ q5 H/ c
- _6 e) t7 q4 Z" j) ^ 3 X0 X( x& l4 h; P2 ]1 o* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - j, s' w1 Y1 O; o
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & Q2 o$ o. Z& D' q4 Q8 r5 M# }% z6 TWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 x6 Z% e0 Z: k1 N4 {0 B& W0 J3 oWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 4 l; S$ n% j, A( y: m
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ) {3 V# @ l% {2 R1 z' M( p
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " T; t/ }9 a9 ^7 ~2 R3 h6 ZWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " `0 e4 M8 b! J6 L+ c) R% WWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 : c h b; ^& g2 Z# B
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4 u5 j, q" _, O7 ?0 g. z# n& p, w V3 V0 V/ [5 t* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' G! U; ]& k* N: D. P% A |: yTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " _ R$ G2 I! N# o. p
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - R7 L- y3 `0 }
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ K7 O& X( U a- K* v1 i$ L( a 5 B( w. p: d4 c; {- b + x l* ]. r3 `! Q
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , U0 T5 Q% K( o- a4 ]. z5 qHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 + p: ?/ D$ ?6 L6 A8 C! [! T: \: JJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 d# J1 ?+ U8 h. \9 U/ K2 \
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6 `$ m1 }/ S7 x' ^8 r* D8 x7 n1 F* POSITIONS 姿勢 * J+ ]& W0 _+ }& d, v4 fdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # U$ u9 F* w w' K& {/ W
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . ~9 P% ?1 q) O/ K2 \) B- E- a6 f
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + }+ V$ T. ]7 g2 w/ }- {! M" j
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 i3 q6 t- e8 g. M# I8 y- E% JItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' k5 _- _, D3 v5 n$ ^% m$ v. X' u ! b; ~- b! m+ E5 Y ; e( E+ \ _, O6 P* g1 B
" s: T! n- x6 `. f- q* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ; E+ }4 H9 X# ]: k qReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 3 ?9 r/ t$ W/ [. a) Z1 h3 ]/ `
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " a1 S+ D5 H7 G% b; X " f! v$ ]9 K) T6 I3 }7 q& M 7 R/ p6 k5 ~2 u# _4 ]6 S
$ B: s! h" }, J. H3 c! ~* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 0 j6 S0 h( f+ _1 n3 }* OStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) n7 @0 }0 T! V$ D
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / n" k, r& F* D, w/ e' `& LExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 z3 O$ E7 F, ~& D' x
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: Z9 [) Y: a" Z# c) w8 M* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 j1 N7 z& }( e% e) IBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , S: X/ O t R1 B4 Wfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 p: d6 V9 C2 s/ m/ S
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 1 u# C% y5 _9 s" h& y
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ' t+ \- {! i4 f6 W3 \: c, x1 lfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + w( u4 `* z2 a) Y+ Xover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / D: I& A8 W* U/ S3 T% y
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6 \" t8 K7 f' G! {# B* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 k: b7 `2 {* s6 {! G x- e4 ?9 gQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 q; Z4 E/ \8 L: G; n; R6 Z# JBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' M. l' F3 o4 b( E$ M0 x2 V( R% ^With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
