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6 P) R. h7 E: O1 f* t, l7 s( Z% f* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " R4 {% D* `% m; |; DWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 s! s" i, ?+ t( | Y7 k
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " {1 w) O$ R$ i7 b: u$ B+ M7 O4 t. G: Z$ I
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5 h( U! o; c' v$ x) Z- T5 W/ ^# |* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' N6 x% A6 o) _& HWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 E. s( R( ?' Q) fWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & c( u g, \5 I8 Q( m" ]4 aWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . g6 T/ G3 a; h( ]/ J, m4 k/ l
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! d7 G9 s, w7 b+ J
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 L- o" g4 _. W2 M Z* T; g+ ]
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 H2 V. `' n( f. A% D2 @ \
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 - T1 n& |4 T; w0 K: W* j9 NTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . b+ Q# c. ~, D$ [2 i' M
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; H" K- o! S! c
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 2 J+ l# a( N+ |. d( r- E8 V+ B' I- u& ?" } Z8 U- j0 v0 ^
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; y, p7 g" H: ~- ~7 j: a3 aJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & p2 _" a ]7 G" i* x
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & p7 k+ U# ~ V4 b/ @5 I69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 : \* J+ n, {0 g. E1 A% ^
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 E* W( k/ u! l3 VTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ ?, e) W+ w# n; m& m' R6 Y& ~Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! B9 i& {- q3 i3 q
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - ~, r3 M3 K) V4 J! C& u1 mFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % P# r! d, h4 R! J+ [) P/ y+ Z* I0 z( v- c3 c
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % r9 r8 d7 V4 X9 D- Q" a1 v" OJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 h5 ]$ z0 T8 J; k* `7 ?1 |3 OExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 - M7 W# B& g* U( |' Z* J8 @( a( N
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 % y# ]- ?, J' V" x" r; Qfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! ~6 n3 Q6 z0 h5 @. X" Hfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 4 `, i" ` m; X
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ( n2 w. R, j+ K, v7 p; L. m; E/ Jfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ M( U% u$ C( w% V) u5 F+ ~/ ~& jover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( o# ?7 |+ @% H 8 a v5 [+ h1 F I+ [& b 3 X( ^8 ^. K9 M# Q( q( P( P, C# h3 V z/ Z" x. R$ ~! n. }
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 * t3 C5 ^% f! G3 K4 L9 _
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " V. j4 `; N3 z# I$ P3 d5 L0 w
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM