Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : h$ A G. W6 }" ]2 X D) O
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Look how many calories you can burn: 9 y6 |# Q- |8 w- o你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： Z; [0 B1 B3 u 4 f3 g2 e" Z1 H4 f. O 9 ]' |1 h# [" W( E8 d7 \1 R& z ( ?7 ^- L2 r" D; ~* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 W; G- C' m) I. a- c( i, Q9 r% JWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; u# s( |! W# e# bWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! W# ]8 h- g8 |) W3 H2 n4 \1 P# H* t& B0 C. _
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* v. B8 S% t+ W6 o8 m9 n( F7 O8 w* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) e- ]5 f6 F4 m1 N& ZWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! I; \, P% }. s( W: L$ b
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 h5 R+ k0 B3 G: ^( t
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 E A* J9 [. e% G: F
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & l; Z& O$ t. q$ ]1 I$ u/ ^* `$ {# k# i4 ?' x
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) [6 J% Y; u% ]- l: U# ?7 zWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 0 Z* H2 T6 Y5 M$ m/ [4 B2 m
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 3 w5 Z3 `+ G" d6 w) oTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 n5 @- @0 n4 `. Z: T: t: [! j
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 % F/ c3 A' n/ d0 `1 e
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' z$ l/ W8 E# I# p( _: q5 X* S
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # c3 ]1 }: Y* NJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 M9 b2 @. x# u# a* f6 W2 \' I+ V, _
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / {0 p( k6 s1 Y; r( W69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 K0 [( K) _4 F4 }
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . X, v0 F& G0 r4 x9 lTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 8 Z- x0 Y& E% eItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + p- v4 ]5 J I9 k3 ~
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/ b1 r6 w* H; n1 J2 `, Q- Q " V( N" p2 @# k" `1 L2 w* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 5 Y3 N+ U' [4 fReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' V1 E( O* ?7 pFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 e4 j3 L4 a. d5 C. _" s$ q
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( n. R) s; s: {9 K2 I& ^$ ]Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) ?; W* X' [9 u2 x: Q5 c/ h6 uExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' {) ]2 t8 R+ O7 l # W9 ], d) J7 `9 U" u ! X- q' H: t0 x% r1 k3 @ ! G. d+ w/ h6 i- f* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 [" t! \! _) |. y# D
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( T& u" M0 K5 o. Y. Q" Vfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . Z2 Z" O% L6 R' H0 x1 X; Y: jfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / q& A) n# w: v: W0 R7 L
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 d( W1 i9 D/ N$ Afrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 H* O6 {" o+ l) X2 H/ Z8 Mover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - C+ Z! Q9 T) \: `0 |. B 5 }# H2 }& \7 g: U4 l; ]2 A 8 Y% u; Q% W# m" P, F, G
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + Y- v* y1 W3 e& z0 \1 D8 l' I( ~7 J$ lQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , }9 T- S7 V Y- S* P& g
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) u1 n$ T* Z) h: W9 @2 H& f* G
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
