Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) v/ `' F" j3 R4 T
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 2 O J; D1 N" F5 c( _% T
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 e% N& N1 ]" N/ n- ?; G' s. L你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： " E1 p" a7 U! F8 m* m / A1 L$ }- M G8 x* u* m7 X 7 ~4 [& w6 H1 s
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . H4 [; ~8 I7 `; I1 HWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 9 @) ~& @ ]- z
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + z9 ]4 ^. U, | ! I. _3 S) t' Z( g4 [1 J ) `+ w4 f# [! ] ~
9 w! D& M' u# G( e' f2 Z0 W* V; o* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 @3 u0 f9 g' q, PWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 : c1 q2 M6 C2 l' Y) e6 T7 o9 XWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! d" f2 S5 X, Z( UWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + @. }) o; ]9 _) u: Z
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 z1 N9 t& h$ O$ ?" x7 k) j% G) q/ Y
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 u9 M+ {5 G2 E( Z
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 n) |8 H; H; W/ s3 C7 A% W4 @' F0 W( MWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & w- p4 S" q4 h1 W. z
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! | E6 g3 w ~* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & s/ p4 A# T- F) ~, |
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ( }1 F( G# x$ e& u E+ x k$ j3 b+ W( DTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " C, E6 y/ t4 A; Q1 n6 PWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + T. X1 q- e) m' L
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ r5 f9 [6 g5 T' [- W* O/ i5 Z5 b. bJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . j5 i4 q a$ }1 E* I9 J g
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0 @' E! s& D: S1 P* POSITIONS 姿勢 0 q' g4 v5 y# Q# t, E6 y$ _daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " M1 E: r4 }. }# K% {69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 Z1 r6 ]( v5 k0 _" r( s* ?
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 3 h' y7 V/ `/ y; z; H, \6 iTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 8 z5 N! W2 R4 h" Z6 {! p2 G. e
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ b" Z1 y. M, t2 H9 G8 ^# d) F7 V7 h- x$ V O- y, y* O
X1 R6 s) g2 b8 C ( T# b# D8 J' \# V) d* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 9 z1 ~7 }- |: CReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # r( ]7 v7 t( Q2 x7 K
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 v2 ^6 K$ E1 U 2 O! }- V9 e, U2 X7 Z0 m , G5 A: S% q0 B7 z p4 Y: J
* j) c( i# @" `. x$ h4 S$ Q$ ]* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % m8 ^3 J' _ b- _+ H" RStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # Y" o0 R9 v- x w7 @% }
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' z) Y, z# C. V' Z W, \1 O: v
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 t1 T% [0 v( j, |3 M
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ N+ F( E) M" a; d
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - L2 c* D2 r" \" E1 Q$ b) p* kfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 4 ]7 T* S5 N( q# l& w5 w
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % ^ }$ O+ y! s& Z& v
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 D* u6 Z5 N: y2 }" g, uover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / k5 g, h- g3 Z; D 7 y: }$ V% j2 }+ c t, a9 |! j- X ) a( J# w4 W l Y6 ]3 q ; O- |: `6 }$ f d0 K3 F* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 # d: q2 t* J* b9 T8 kQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 o: d% U s* K; f- E/ M# A4 {, o0 \
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % S- w2 w9 Y6 w8 U
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
