Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 L' ^# \3 q' f1 G) F! O3 i6 M性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % @2 r7 u. o# y4 ]8 x3 }; M% p% L, a6 F+ @+ Q [
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Look how many calories you can burn: 9 f2 V+ m9 q; d# B: K你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： * s! P8 k+ {, W9 h/ | ) I' ~: Z/ h% G/ n0 {, g) ~+ A T5 R* w( c! K( S& G+ m* U 6 n2 n( }" q$ Q5 }6 l" Z* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # D t/ P) Q$ N) b
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " Y& b3 v3 x( r5 x5 M+ r& }, c
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % D! Y. u0 A4 I/ F" d
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3 ]# W* f/ k X) ~1 e& N* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 o4 L& L1 F4 L, T' IWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " D3 B8 @* a7 V4 d6 ], VWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 x7 C/ A. V% {With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; q/ n# I( H- U/ K0 y6 p
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 $ z+ I3 A' v7 D5 w7 z1 q+ `$ `
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( r' [# N: {) D, |$ \+ w, }
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 }8 V' T9 B/ X( Y6 ~5 k0 ^# W! { {: K4 v( l
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0 W w9 i7 V8 {3 c( x* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % D6 ?! X! ~$ f2 S8 \- t i, VTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 D$ l2 j4 i2 D
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; ^1 d. P$ i7 ]$ r1 n4 N$ H" r
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) C" n8 s7 u N8 d/ t9 Y/ D2 P! c. y w7 _. ]" u0 j
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 9 o5 V8 f- c* ~1 |- D$ }: B* k
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0 L/ d. r% }4 I6 j! z3 [0 T* POSITIONS 姿勢 $ U- F& e/ c# h- ^+ ~, y5 kdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 }& E, b( K$ l v, ]' |
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' L+ \% H3 {. c2 Y69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . C/ I; ~0 r, Z5 T7 b- PTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 R6 f9 i: L- t0 ZItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 K) N* u; @! {+ M$ \, u5 G, V1 { : F; q f, t4 U0 f$ ^2 X4 B( v 1 v W+ `$ ~; K& R3 `7 R" u' e$ u
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ! X5 [$ l4 B* b3 @Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! v$ t: {5 h: o+ u5 f) D: v & U) s) \7 o& n- P& A& W! ] ' L- K, {8 F* C3 e8 a3 {
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / [; M! O! p; fJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 + O8 L0 F4 n2 CExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 f, o" M7 j9 A0 r5 f: B) D* V/ u3 r0 k6 c
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 % z! y% G4 v) k1 E3 CBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; J5 f% \4 {, [* m+ ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 q' i `$ ]8 q4 O* u$ ffrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 F6 Z" ?& k7 t4 }, z$ ]from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 g( W- V. ^) C$ ]) jfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 Z; e+ t9 e5 J# O) w; ]5 g' G
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' f* C2 h1 B8 ?. r, x9 N+ q
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Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( }9 u) Z7 k2 }; V
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
