Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * l; x- B" A( A# ?性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * e9 T8 L) L( Y! c0 `+ N* ~8 h5 u
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' l4 D- [: {) o + k$ |* c4 ?+ o' f# i- E* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " \/ o, J$ w: o' O# HWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . L, Z6 X5 ^8 f' M" I8 HWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 W8 I% C: }$ G' ]& ^: X1 a1 z* r& k( W n% X' J
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 8 X/ ^2 S3 B+ ~. u
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # h: l; c, C( }7 M( }With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . \1 Y- h& T* r% Z
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - K) `2 \% g( K3 S, p1 v, P# E9 IWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 - k6 o8 p! g2 {6 K- H0 d# T& v9 E
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 R0 X2 T J/ s RWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 R% C9 ]7 S$ x4 T: g. A
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 o' C7 B$ G, E- x2 E. x9 E
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& c! y% l4 Z. `* x* i . [) W/ K+ @ ?1 h3 k, s- f* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 : r0 M% w& g5 ~) a& g* ITrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 9 M. o, U" b: E8 R M) e
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # @4 Q+ l) U; a8 X g: ^& |' HWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 . v3 v: ~/ Y- ~4 F/ r, k6 }
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. T, M6 l# v8 r4 J; X$ \/ f/ }+ k* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 8 f' I1 E% z2 K0 i' Q' `Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & X3 e- ^( O) A5 @Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & x/ l/ S& t- s& N2 e2 |3 y) [' @4 S b( E
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 / m$ u; R9 \! d; R* g7 o% [daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; w. L8 O& g7 M69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / F- a! w* K1 M6 o4 p69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # c+ s3 Y4 f" m+ G+ T' OTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . ], ~% Z/ W" q+ X0 N: w- h! tItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 - l% x5 ~# l; j6 O" E
% b% o% q- z: X5 T( B' m$ A, h" k $ }1 x6 n: _( i ?( R ; _* f) N2 L! y" k: ~5 j* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 B3 X4 {. r5 ~3 B& I% k; eReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 `' ?; T/ }9 [Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % i& [9 E, x: P5 ^/ L. m) N/ H- a0 l, E/ g9 E
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / f: b8 M* l1 R9 m3 Y
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' L% b9 W$ q, y, s$ hExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! ]* F) O: D ~% ^* B! y, W9 H8 M) ?7 U- _& k6 S) G
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 7 x* J7 ~% {8 @& kBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * o3 u$ I3 c! P! A
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) m9 }$ S4 c+ X8 r6 W+ Gfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 d' r6 e+ {: p$ t, ]
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / s8 B1 e! e6 J t" n* n9 f( E
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 ?% F7 b3 X4 L2 K8 w+ `$ Eover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; P F) U% S- o( |* Z& M6 S+ @! c* H1 F, W
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * p& e( @9 @1 `
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 : f, f) Z# U, I" HBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 : n( p2 M! R9 SWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
