Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( w g" c: G5 _* n' g1 K
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( P% e& p& m7 l, G. h9 u% j( f9 P q, E; F
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; ^2 a# ? x1 o% x; E0 c3 }Look how many calories you can burn: 3 J$ q8 d/ x! Z! g* d你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 3 l5 X! N2 E! i% E
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' Z ~1 c) @- r4 N. \7 LWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + s- O( m7 V; J& d- v- S/ W- f% ?3 s1 B7 r2 l% x
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ; S6 G4 O4 G1 C) a
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : y7 M" _% C/ h2 q, rWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , ? N' L8 l! C# [- G" sWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 j4 q ?8 p+ D2 G2 ?+ u$ L
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 * S9 d) P' u* E% Q( P1 AWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ P/ q' b: Q) `$ ]' O: {# F! ?( B* V. V
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ( S7 I: g" F# |1 A" O9 v1 I
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 2 p5 \; p0 v% B2 }# q4 f$ a
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / J% E+ n$ v( s2 R6 P: ~: G
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 G* a. N$ v% H' ~ P
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$ W& J* O# C1 M) z% p , e; V$ _7 z+ u: r& ~/ c* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 # b2 N5 t2 k( i' o7 h* z1 z3 A
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / e% e6 F" X/ O( b5 p
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 R. R5 C/ b) Y) y( J; r9 Y
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / o T( ?+ Q* C \69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 R. d# E7 _7 N* \6 v8 p# l9 Z69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ; E$ @1 ^& ]* n* {* B# ~; j0 O
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( O( q4 J3 P2 [9 gItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 6 F" R/ S7 k7 X; I% O- D( O% T: k8 v- `' u- @$ f5 r3 q' E2 |; k
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 4 U1 i! A3 o9 ]% ~8 L% h* d
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " I8 c# H$ b: x! {0 b& V
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " B, l' R# p- ^2 m. I: [ w" I! O6 B7 T . m$ g3 T+ h, @5 E! p, C3 D; G 1 ^/ W9 B$ B& K: p& u( Y: h/ s9 i1 u/ Z" T. [
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 4 o* U6 ^7 u0 c# e+ R3 _Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 5 g8 k+ T# k; H q# WJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & Y9 C% _7 C; ?! @Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 " d0 G+ i9 j0 e' J* V& k; t! Z' w! t# y% w* m
1 ^& D; [! r. k) [& d 5 R* L+ a" q, s0 B' b9 J* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 " n$ L0 G- _: t4 R( L& F- `Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( e) F: ~% Y" L% P' lfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 + C/ I: l8 `. Z! {from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 l# q: l5 {. Cfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ( U: }/ B; c: m' |' n; _0 n5 F
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 {) N! \( i3 P& r( E& |over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; y1 | u6 ]; Z; Q9 k. d) h1 l& G5 {1 r9 {% v
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 - `0 @0 n9 z5 T6 C. R6 g
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( s' q. g) m/ ^' H& pWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
