Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ' h n+ S ^ ~9 }9 M: F* x
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * a- ^* B4 q" c% r: Z& F& k; r
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ( r; H3 U# D3 k- T) k1 F# K. y0 R # [% ?5 C: O" r1 _( x & {! g% Q ?! |* a9 d5 w- l p2 R( F1 l- ^ N, S- u# m* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 B4 y3 }; _4 S3 V7 i. ]
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " X( ]& a( a8 W' l. o1 u. {# }3 _+ ?Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; Q/ R8 J% X% w( j, Y W3 y U
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 J4 H1 F& ~# F0 w
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # c7 d G7 e4 l: Q# _7 D+ p8 ^) KWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - {+ G. r" W9 u4 s, ]/ G% G4 _
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 W$ z$ v9 I5 X
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" ?2 N, A! E0 u" H ' J" o2 y2 p6 g# s9 P, g5 y* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 V* _6 z5 R% P# y6 N+ e+ c9 CWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ v: L. V- X" t$ W( N
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) {0 O. H. ]& k
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ! ]9 E2 z3 [' p
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 K5 ^! Q( J0 I5 @/ C2 OTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 g) e2 H, [0 u* tWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + @6 F, h5 w3 x$ t- O( d+ @
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 4 L; P' v E# l2 I9 K1 J7 k0 fJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 9 X2 m& o8 n" t2 n$ V1 D
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( N% T# G- @: V* X9 g" K69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + t5 s/ Y; a2 Z. q& b# C
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 2 s0 ? \0 e- J. z: P0 d" g
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 1 J# q+ [4 k7 r- g" y. p0 c% G7 AItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 y* ^1 ^9 o" i 3 e, d) D# M1 K; p& l - w1 I* A* l f |
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . |9 A# O$ ^; C$ S. C
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 Y% ~; W/ r8 N/ a* V# b0 k
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " ^8 D6 i' p y% } I7 G4 m. Y
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . B3 H+ ?& K! y0 R4 V1 T; gStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 " y. J( h6 y5 T3 |+ oJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( p& A7 T3 A9 s W4 u' v% y$ i0 R8 I R# C
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 ]$ i$ c8 @* E' k8 H9 m M0 x: c9 T, e3 s4 j t
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 & B9 b9 P9 H' g4 S2 y( OBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 6 i# H3 N0 x2 J
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " w& m+ u% N6 l4 }from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , E, ]2 U. B1 @4 p" Sfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : X9 S% H9 s8 x2 V1 U5 b9 j# D) z
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 , Z0 ]! S4 A; P- |+ Xover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # v6 j3 v6 L$ p+ Y. {/ K9 D5 ~3 h9 M [3 y: g e8 k& a6 n
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 O/ G8 K w% ?; e2 M* cBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 , g2 J( ?5 R- A9 n5 t
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
