Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 @; P, z1 R/ a性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! N7 f* E8 u8 }7 B1 l7 R. n# v* {4 Z- \" g ] F! ~
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : u' t i3 ^5 V8 @1 |+ Y. C
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 h; \4 P( G- i
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 * Z- s( x j; J
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # M! d. K# t* z
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 {0 m7 F1 j2 l& h$ X: ?+ [2 E
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 G( m2 p/ w& `With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 $ W4 m) b Z& W/ m& Q9 @! j5 Z1 c# f+ Q. d# z
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 6 y; i3 n1 N+ |- ?& j* p4 gWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( X) ]+ N) ?: p2 G0 c7 j
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) B: y5 m& e! m! m( Q8 j
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& ]9 m+ b! ^" }* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 , K j2 d: a$ y1 @7 l! W+ c% qTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 n4 [7 W3 Z" {4 p6 e0 jTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ j& o; @4 V( A5 |9 Z& ?Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ( R! j# Z+ ~4 T1 f* h2 O 8 S; B2 m% A% N2 N $ [! v; L4 T \3 X, I! W, P
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " c3 d" D1 m+ }; e2 h( H' z' AHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' m. ]' ?1 k% }" [) ?! M1 p1 `# ~
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 l# y7 m& g, c+ x " \# ?- V7 a5 l9 Y# |- d 0 A6 t3 V: {5 x+ l. `6 U5 O
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # H/ F0 \0 e; C3 _69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 s& f5 H- g& f
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' ?6 ]; S3 S% p/ e; }Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 " N* _, P# H- F7 I* R3 s% H( t
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' i/ C! L9 J5 N8 [* z3 k5 N. U3 @
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9 `$ C$ g0 k3 T* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : V" C% J: H2 y) ]" }6 M+ e" C
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' {4 {, j% j5 Z [1 z1 r0 AFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 z; k7 m# \& Q/ C( {0 F ( j/ O. n7 o q3 ] ! u7 U6 @4 s# F) V3 N' ~1 N! L3 T! J1 r; r5 @9 d- e
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ' W' W+ r8 x6 d2 e3 [Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # t1 D9 {. x4 S* w7 K
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 k# ]$ c; s, H v& }Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 L* @) \+ O# _1 V- U
8 i! z9 R3 v/ a 8 _" S% J& r. j* [ 9 h, E; x% K4 L* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 , |# S+ ^: Q1 H( r' fBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ {% O i; M' P4 hfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - n2 ^* N; y; h6 v7 I+ F& v$ C! S
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 l k; T6 N5 S8 j, }* I* E
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 A$ X! A% b3 Gfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' D; E4 U' w/ j- W5 c9 E
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) l. f S7 E9 H, P! @) s, | , P( A |: Q- s/ ] T, L 7 F! l" |7 A& ?6 ~0 O1 `
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( o* G$ l+ C' m+ q2 T4 mBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * `, ]1 ?' o* {' x+ E
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
