Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % v: _1 O7 X" U' Q8 ?1 T9 E
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 c: [7 y$ u) X2 ^2 p$ T
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Look how many calories you can burn: 8 Z' F) ^, F( I8 m S8 m2 q0 p B你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 1 z1 _$ C& M& H S% m8 {3 m1 v- H$ P. r9 `) u/ o1 o* j6 Q
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 a# |4 @' [& U1 _3 I
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 r/ @8 s( Q. F E" S' m
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , l; t7 O5 S' b0 H e7 } jWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! O& z/ f% y0 s* x
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 7 m. t n2 C$ B" Z' L
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' ~' ?7 g7 ^7 j* N
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 J. k3 A- d5 `: L8 S% ]3 W1 ~% t
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 R T" ~, S: I& }
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 O8 _0 a; Z6 V3 U7 o7 W
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5 J1 O& a3 t, P" \* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 5 w5 K- s k u6 J; o% H8 [Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ w; O) h8 P3 s# t" x- o! a
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 1 }/ m8 S8 ^7 z) Z. cWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 n7 D+ ?9 R) P* s& M' [/ G2 A6 ~0 L
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 2 y% q) j1 ~2 X- |/ _. aJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' [, \# j9 a5 C3 q6 @0 G
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % b' q2 T; ?! [; J69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ! v6 s# ?8 b/ J. N" ]* {# ]2 b/ n
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 Y* s+ T$ q5 u+ s* j2 t1 ^
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 N' i, ^8 _. y! C" W
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % z* C# T% d2 p; z: n; a" d
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+ V7 f0 b' u# H* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : Y- Z" s) z% \/ QReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 }8 O0 A& v8 O* \! O7 k" `Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 m; \& _+ `& M/ K' L1 ]
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8 K. F$ I' Y; g+ p* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ! Y3 \1 T* \' A9 F& H: mStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , g! q5 U6 ^* P1 N- ?9 z8 cJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; Y0 j: g" |( X: t. L8 _9 u% q7 i
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ H4 J# _' b7 o( A/ q2 P: R4 w
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1 H3 P, Y# x+ M& z* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 E, j/ q, l4 Z) D
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : m6 O( A G& j3 F$ \from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 a7 x3 I$ m( |* W7 @
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ( O" S7 e5 P/ j' t2 m& Q
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 H- R1 h0 q* F# z' {3 G
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # ]0 y, Z& }0 Wover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - J& U2 x. \( N, U* j
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 V1 J3 m$ @( \2 k5 N4 B
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & k% j* S- H' M( }/ m- @7 q K" `( l
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 0 X3 ^, G I, KWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM