Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . B y/ j- Y2 X' I' i4 }
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : t" a1 j" i' \6 Z' W5 {
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 6 f! G6 C4 U. y9 ^$ N3 [ 0 a2 Z' z6 n4 t! ~6 K" X* o & a+ Z2 U3 [ \2 Y& h) b, {9 s; O5 h
0 g0 L# `! L/ z- ?; W* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 A ?: `# s2 U6 A0 }
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 5 a u: T& ?( v( p
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + z G' Z8 T! ]" s$ A
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 ]4 n/ Z% e. S. E7 U$ o
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 w2 w, @1 `/ R) C. {
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 7 U, k, x$ D" W0 x+ q
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 / l+ Q) J: @! _" l
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 Y' |. {7 Z v6 {6 D * w6 R |$ D5 I: R P) e& ^1 B 4 p$ ~' {" H4 Y6 s4 v' r3 q" g7 v+ f
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 4 n; ? { u/ s; I
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 d, D/ h4 c. B/ C5 F6 cWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 . b* ]0 \7 [: g! a & h( |& _* t7 S( r & | m. P! a% ^6 X, O% ?
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 b. R, R; [. e" J3 M kTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! D% Y9 D& l p/ j9 J; W+ l4 aTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 8 z% q; k/ U/ b" R' i4 }Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' i' q. u3 O. d8 L$ ]: u0 ?+ K 2 u, j9 @0 e" K; \ H/ @ / V8 N% D+ V* ^1 V* v3 D6 _% N; v
: T k6 u+ H% g) V* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 . C* B* L4 d0 {* u' }6 tHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 C' V: w, a" |1 y
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & K# v+ i) ~+ b' s( ^ M5 S
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 - Z. l5 K" N) l0 ` L& ]daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 q: P* G. ?! V! f' G69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 G2 w. s* t' D( ~/ v69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # \( [1 k, F5 X+ \, p$ PTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + V6 n, a$ Z0 u9 X# W! K1 e+ W
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ _- f6 c2 F. z& f% ^+ @
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: {& V8 B, a2 M2 q* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 5 _& X! j+ x! R P! {" E* \, g# `
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' T& r: w3 N" c" S2 v2 GFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 9 i" `* e t: \0 E; t* l8 h; K* k% q5 }; B# G o7 ^4 v! P4 J
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 : g+ n* J0 u' G" G6 w4 j( q- C$ T+ ?' @& j
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & ]6 X" B0 M1 T0 W5 Z0 @
# b" z+ V8 Z! |% \: |! g8 V# k - v( ^2 g/ L3 p3 U 3 A3 @4 @8 ]! {/ e. W$ W- v* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ! U; i. `* ~ O
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & E1 X2 G0 a2 A( c4 Y8 D+ p1 J
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 L: G+ [% R% B6 k
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / w7 O- F0 _3 D
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 , C; C( d# e7 }: {. M8 l4 O' I5 tfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 d0 D' f+ \5 R0 X, {3 u& }. F0 Dover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 u& C- O6 _$ q* y + d$ h9 X2 V1 \" K ; Z v" |, ]. f# e( s4 x- B
1 ?9 N( n6 N+ ^3 G5 [* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 4 X& V* U$ Y: ` M+ K/ J
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( ?8 E0 Y' r+ K* a: tBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( N, V& d8 L' @# DWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
