Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 e3 c/ |- b) `9 ^6 {- J2 S
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) a9 P* h0 X" v" s# D9 P
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4 N+ D# ^2 z2 s ^3 t. ]/ j 7 a+ X9 r! U+ E9 @+ ILook how many calories you can burn: 5 ]4 }. i( Z* y- o) F' h; g9 y
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 9 _# j) {. ~% K3 K1 W& ]; v 5 D9 C2 R$ c& F7 z* S( L( l + L* m" f5 x7 R8 h: r; D8 T8 a' r) N& q3 t2 [8 C L
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 z: v& B& x; nWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - h% @- o; O0 U" mWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 / a! q: T- g; v/ {; y& z
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8 t; b8 R# b# a2 |7 t" A" r* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % B" n: W& `- X- M7 L2 e* c HWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & C' `. Q# s4 p. S2 u( PWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ V& b; k9 j$ p7 l: [4 bWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * ~# S+ W, Q0 V- [' r* B
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / `9 B9 R+ \5 Y1 G. F2 \3 W4 M2 s# J$ U
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 q9 \, x) L( A& ZWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / {7 p% M o/ h) Z$ p$ Y9 P3 d" X2 r
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8 \2 x, C V1 f8 T6 `' X: V3 S* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ n1 y2 N+ D' G5 G# s1 l+ N* [' j
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 h) g' K1 k( P5 u9 m9 N. n/ j* @
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / o2 I( Q5 ^; DWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * f. H0 L9 [2 i5 K9 i3 I* n( e. T& P/ d' D# i4 @) f7 Y
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 7 s/ C$ l1 J0 A2 e! G4 u
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 Y* [% B+ m& { Q+ Y. q" \! v) b
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 [+ [; T7 V! f1 ?# y6 n & e; K; I9 U% F$ q6 d 3 E5 m. J4 q% z) S2 W$ j
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 l8 g* d% R/ n) B69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 R) [1 `/ A+ {# l; B& `; l4 x69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! I1 h' ?; y. g' ^" J' e/ V3 U3 tTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 H+ L8 f. l8 ?% \4 CItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % W" `, ^7 e: y a3 B ( P$ U0 F& e' @7 H" f 5 c3 ?8 M9 A9 y8 w: b `) P" U$ o: D' s$ x- R6 R6 @" Y1 M3 y% W Y
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 3 p0 H( N+ N6 t1 y0 k& T4 B) U
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 9 N( ]/ t" P: w; K7 f' z8 }Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & M, e+ S, p; g6 g* y
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % @" u0 {+ G9 Q+ R% h- _0 |! fStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # f7 D" k. x3 @* O: `Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 W! e6 p5 Y0 S- q" ?$ S0 ~& @
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , c) A1 v( O. f( s4 K; _
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 * V5 ^% c/ g A) b4 iBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) A8 C: {8 n( o; W
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 & B1 F x' c2 ~4 R% T& V/ C6 lfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 o* M X" x# a
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " [. `' U- c1 H0 Mfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 J/ A X% \) }5 L, u
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 c- @" b& B6 @1 i1 Y' ~: [ 3 X9 b% U, @4 w' | , B/ X, _; j& q
+ F0 b# x8 C$ q; m7 e, X0 q* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 4 o- t2 E- G" b2 T; ~Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 - e+ ?4 T* x0 U% m
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 h0 T r/ n/ M% ~( e3 [
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM