Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . G% u2 g- J- U- d性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 . s- p+ M" F/ H , U; Q" c9 l( r- N7 D/ H! X # M' C/ U7 s4 [/ l! @6 a" _) z- g* u/ K* _& h/ {# ~
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： P, C/ z; u8 ?: i1 B
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 {* R- [& t0 u2 F. h. [With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 z; ~! m! s* `* v) {; MWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( }( a/ @! L9 R! T
0 `/ l. d- s/ q9 D2 R0 q : g4 `- {* z* Z ; i/ Q, l$ V" i6 O+ k* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 @5 _. N- `6 p o& E. o, {With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , H) u* F( l) X$ v* u, n) s$ [With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 p7 ^* S: L% J' @0 g! J- Q" T/ NWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + n: y6 ~: Q2 f" e4 U" n+ @3 o# P
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / f9 N$ O0 O0 g8 B% d7 {2 z+ _ 0 i9 D# I# B& ?# A 5 `; w/ e8 n) w$ D2 U* d }
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 : [0 B8 @1 @/ J) m1 c3 ], hWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 * C3 P: w/ N E V8 XWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / D! q7 e) ^7 M& ~& D; Y
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- u9 |$ W1 o, \* r) a [+ w' a* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ; S1 S W8 B) H2 [# R6 vTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ x9 g0 i/ i* A+ R- S
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 a; O; r. U V% p9 P- G
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - T" o& H8 n6 _" O ) x/ V5 R7 j3 K" I$ X' d # E! J# X: |; ^5 Z* `, C8 e( A . O7 y' K; m9 x4 [- {. [5 x3 N* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " n8 {; j: I) D4 _
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ x8 h9 A7 Q7 CJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . X" u, v# m1 g Q
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ) i/ R9 h- N$ V7 X9 ~! H3 q" A. f
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # `# y- T6 d. g% s1 t5 M9 d& h
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 t" a% a! z1 wTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 r* F8 i3 b; S- x* L, T
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' i- Z6 b# y! X( A% R
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( ^$ {# R6 I% h, K6 I
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 & T. s; t1 i [* C8 \* ^* c
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : Y: v* I" i# E& H) M4 r% z: r 1 c4 R+ R$ L! i9 q+ v! s) | ' R2 U3 j. y. x( x 0 u0 i p6 L+ t* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . Q. s+ a, d8 k. `0 U6 h
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % I+ m$ G* i3 C% W, q. q+ v
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & V" X, g8 S$ e) i# m9 _
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 / G3 ~) p( P3 Y 8 J# m, l4 F! m6 s8 S) M 1 J& T) I0 v( @# t, R# d ( n+ [) [8 ~; H1 E( k. A* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . p! ^' [/ t, ]. FBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . Z( x# q/ S( W- M" o' U* J
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " C9 |, V4 F) C* Ofrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ) u7 ~$ y& s) O$ C, m
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * l. r0 ~0 O8 W; K- m) e% n
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! q5 Z) ?- m6 j" bover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 O6 K8 W+ ^& X1 U! S3 R * G4 u6 l# ?1 ], H ( a8 P8 w& u5 |% @% T$ X, s3 o( |6 q- D3 K4 {
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * c2 E9 n' j# hQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & G% `, X6 v- n+ b4 @Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' q; F. q/ e o. j; eWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
