Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 @! {4 y4 Y, z0 `; x- \性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ M" ?% S4 ] V# U' L: F. k- j" x6 V& E! T, t2 H% J* a
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 % m. C: A5 S9 K8 tWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 5 ? \3 c7 I! ?' a; w' rWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + u9 k# ?8 ?( b; i# j( l; Q% U, P: Z: p% F* Q
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' ]' m- D4 i" v/ e v( f, kWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 m" [- o6 a# S. M7 s, WWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . Q( Y7 R3 x+ B" k: }With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 7 `: t- T' I& k7 Y0 m
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / x9 p9 A0 z0 Z9 I, u
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6 Q: g2 g- U' C 9 J; u7 V, @7 x8 b; f* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ; t% t- @" a2 A( iWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( A# i! R8 L' g/ q* v1 P4 M$ l; ^$ ]Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , m- x* e7 u/ a! U0 b
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, c, _/ S4 b+ S/ ~- ?* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % y2 O2 T( r1 O7 W, bTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' J |, z' M m, d$ o) I# [
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' k' C X) \' d$ G: v8 W2 wWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 R, o) E) j! O9 s 5 F7 _7 ^, p6 w( ~ 9 ~; u8 x [8 \3 P5 C, A( H
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , L5 g( i3 x: n" W. I( YHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 P9 [1 d- h% t+ A) c2 ~4 Y! kJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 R% z0 y7 @. I/ d+ J r+ b8 |3 x, m$ y H! S
4 u' U8 [3 P; G( b3 H' y, z( Y % v! \) G3 L& Q5 V* POSITIONS 姿勢 1 Q$ J! e1 G* p4 G9 bdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 a+ q0 P0 K I3 Y69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % ?/ ?: c6 H8 W' i9 `, o' d
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 % z8 N% u& |+ [3 ]) h! |# j' U9 X
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 q5 x% y" S0 _ T
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 c" m9 }% G( E/ J; W2 n1 D2 \
1 e J H2 j0 Q# ?* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! t" e3 Y. d! f h4 O" @7 \Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " T- m1 _$ h& D& Q
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' y$ Z% l, X# z7 m 3 J W6 G ?0 A : v7 X+ A, `8 [# x* N) K- l' Q- j9 p/ i' l w$ S
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 : m- U" m6 a6 IStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # ^4 ?$ ^' n0 k CJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / {! c% _6 O* m/ F4 B4 o' Y8 v1 AExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ o Z; p5 g# K9 i8 n 4 P; p: M) G) a& P/ V. c* H 1 x, W. W3 ]7 r" y) q6 O
/ z7 ^+ C4 e4 p3 v8 c. e: t; E* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 + I' }, W ]/ g, F. k. TBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 Y* l6 J( i/ B5 x- x3 z& Wfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - m7 q8 ?: a% Y0 {6 mfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 : N1 A2 K( V7 W: t5 ~! o3 k
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * H$ p& ^6 }2 X5 M+ K
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 * X/ R* ~( R' U7 F. t, p- p
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / I# Q+ P: @( `" Z c
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 `8 F+ [4 d: v8 B# KBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 0 N- l% X% V- O" f
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM