Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 P/ P, _! c2 c2 m$ ?6 K
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + {8 z) F( I5 b! V/ W4 Q% U/ _, w& _7 {) ~5 u
* Q0 X! N( k8 X' M3 A: E& o3 S" v ( |! r: d# z6 G# J' B9 uLook how many calories you can burn: \6 s8 g1 ?. M3 W你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ) j) H: x! w6 ^/ v; \ & l4 A* z, r. K F _ " j* Q1 \0 P+ G: L
7 [7 h* x% `# U8 n W( `- ]* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - C9 H' m: v) [+ ]
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 @& D6 c7 @$ R$ s( ]Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , R" h( R& g+ r3 A& h! M$ u
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 I6 g: Y; T% q7 B4 f
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " J& G" z4 }7 Q# D2 I
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . [2 L' \' K& ` Z* }# f7 mWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 V- K* z1 L0 E
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . A' Z9 I- r: D) b 4 j2 e$ [: L% } m ! Z! M2 c R4 C6 e) Q) V5 U* i
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ! I5 P3 ~+ P: u% zWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 `$ j2 ?0 F* o$ c2 w0 m. _
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ w( x/ ^% x- |0 z / N. E3 w- i# o O) ~ # }; V8 V; a: C# ^/ ]# }+ K7 d* |7 a4 {
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 J1 D# r2 @1 T4 eTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 N# V3 q' J. W% z& Y- }Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) n4 {7 H% [4 d' s! |2 n) z* i9 d8 R
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / }: ~( g$ w9 ?# w. \: w. @5 E, S
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 b# i R3 C4 X2 H% @8 p2 Z% w* i9 k
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / `& @+ ^1 |0 ~1 _$ M( ~
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 & ~& q2 \2 S3 z% `' p4 ?69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' O3 P q: L- w, A8 U% j
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! I) g& s* V% q K8 J+ U& F' W: LItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( G' D. I$ I" u" B3 N- v, o8 r c" z ^# I
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% h* i. i$ ]6 m B9 U! \! l, ]! |4 G* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 - a E/ k8 g0 G) @7 {! }
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ P( P% d5 V8 _
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / O) {: U: s8 n( f" [$ v; e# G
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 T: ?+ n1 T7 ~3 {5 i
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , N- F) y) p/ Y& k, J3 p* x
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 r X& i+ @" A+ _$ j7 ^" ^# }1 t+ S# T# \ y. V; l7 ?9 n4 b% O
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 S3 N& N9 y7 z6 B3 Afrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 3 {7 c) C3 X# W A! O3 Efrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 G0 a8 R# K" Cfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 9 W5 m- y6 J( W3 ]7 Q
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - j1 ]: ]* l4 n/ ] G# G
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + u( r& X" c7 b) [ ) X) `) K# E% p * w. c5 y' K% J) c: v
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 4 f9 T1 ^: ~" S/ y) C
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / M `/ m) W/ FBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 Y% R: p1 l3 D
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
