Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / W7 y% b8 [" x9 m6 @
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : d; R: A B% g {+ a2 A. _
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 t/ P. t5 M/ G9 u& [7 ]' |
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ( i. A; H' s0 y6 D" h# n& c. Y4 Q3 G) ]! L
' H$ t: A' H: o. y+ x3 @, f % Q2 n/ @" O1 V* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; C/ W( t1 ], w' H2 L
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( Z; g: v/ b% e8 t% \+ bWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 * M' \- {, C$ }7 _7 h5 E0 Y+ \ K {! ^" |
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 A- U0 H/ d; \" G& X
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 a" ~+ {" X7 l0 @* T. o0 u1 h7 KWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 t# I4 _1 {3 S5 B+ A4 k
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . i3 y- u' ~6 W* O2 T9 `3 P/ ]: S1 x7 B( K$ E9 z' c* A
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 X, L \( K4 i2 @7 z1 aWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , D" g' E7 z1 K9 I: N! K# VWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " ]9 m. x# Z" | x# u5 a" w0 g! C* X2 h/ r/ d
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' k1 @6 y8 d8 \4 h% g, ?Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 \4 k/ D( b" @" G8 j* C; ETrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 k# ?. m" ?, A) C4 B, c$ P, f$ CWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 u" q- ^) i- Y + M5 H/ F. ^4 C # `$ \% ]' Z& A; w! C( N7 B& E: ~
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 4 c* l% b; B. |/ dHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 }7 _; X8 y/ G, D( l6 W% g
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 V3 G+ U! `+ `5 m% e( A/ J; m! G" S2 }9 \5 N* D
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 + x. H' u5 ?0 ^! u69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " \3 J7 W, o% N+ @$ e1 h, \: r
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 ~5 ~2 G: \7 J( ^
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 P& N; f! H3 n/ U7 P" ?
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! C1 p8 [3 W, K$ M+ v 6 `# }& ^3 u# `& ?3 A9 k; b 2 g- N' g9 f+ ^; j9 V/ R. |
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ) z3 A) h& E7 Y- f5 w6 i
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 H" d- Z- d# c7 n6 V
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 T. C- O, P9 |% a2 h1 v 6 H5 [7 a7 o5 m* q2 [8 N 7 n0 Y( ]& G; n g
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) k1 g' T) G6 O; y" f! i
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 z* \+ V% `7 \- {7 Q; K. zExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 h; N: U1 g6 n9 W+ Z. c, }7 S/ @$ A
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 8 O( }4 l( }: _% {; c
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) {* D' Y& x+ m9 {% q9 T9 b; Q1 ]% jfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * \' s6 P6 S9 p: @2 x3 v, D0 bfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 : J+ S$ ~; X" E6 D$ f2 ^. v
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 5 R3 S7 W/ O1 ?$ u& j# D3 hfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) t. B# K% x! H* u# B) s8 v) ^$ U
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / t# m( C- h3 I5 g1 p- J6 T' \6 H% Z, ]8 V; }7 Z8 d% X2 w
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 & A" Y* | x7 @ h$ G. {8 Z9 M
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 Z+ o% I+ d7 sBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ! n9 u# x; p! P' xWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
