Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : {+ _/ w6 R3 y% O$ J) f, G
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : G6 J- {0 ^* N7 ]1 D. z 6 \# T% Y P( y" Q$ c 5 t: y* S+ F, R# b$ G' T9 R/ ]# G! X) d: Q
$ M, Z0 X8 D+ @% xLook how many calories you can burn: " s9 P! |) |# Z
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: ; O* C' A8 i! y1 k; c# S
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 |% j J, }! |! TWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * h+ H+ z" Z' N+ R
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , E; M9 t5 u7 H! \ o" z+ s% y1 i4 A8 m# Y L" x' D
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 - K& |, a, T* m7 v; V
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' e+ b% M1 c; [8 f/ nWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * c5 V- v) m8 T7 e
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 $ P9 u! U; p# Q* l4 m% @* M! o; R% g7 o" _6 b. ~6 r2 O9 T
8 D3 L, B3 C6 s6 |5 s# A. m + a( Y5 H6 b# }* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 j" I8 ?5 D$ L+ QWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) B: h9 Q0 ~+ T" D) r/ h
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 C/ E8 Q0 m1 ?9 u* J. l j , A& O" }. B8 c- F % Y8 R+ z/ u1 ^8 q b6 d% ^# s8 \- L# S2 V
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 q1 _8 ?. }9 U4 y' [! iTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' e' f3 ?" P A) P8 K. r# uTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / t: a. N( j7 _7 M6 ?
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) w4 {, N- e2 y* F7 G6 G) t
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ! n1 {9 _* m. z/ sHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 d! T; a4 @/ f. uJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 3 A+ l K2 e7 T$ _" C( E
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 % |0 [; Q- x, k& x9 s' p7 ?1 Ldaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 : K8 F4 E+ |$ N69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; \/ e4 Y0 n5 }( E0 _
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 Y/ E E4 O- e+ R4 Z2 KTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 3 F0 i- v! v0 E$ U6 ?( o
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % A3 f' Q$ y0 f! v$ y$ b3 o7 K; M9 D) P% g2 ^' e1 K2 ?8 P
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # h3 p. o/ n7 I6 wFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * @. d- h, _# {# a
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# R+ J# d& o# p) D; t6 I, c9 }* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 5 V+ ]1 L* Y/ PStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 - C1 {$ h# r* G4 ]# b: B; aJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 y9 \/ M5 u$ z3 j: mExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 # T8 i) w1 `/ o3 p/ L' `
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 w6 Z: f0 X! U; S
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # J8 T$ I# B& n( Y9 V/ d
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / N8 X& H0 u: @' ~. ?! _$ S: e
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , |! X' T% o0 v5 @% V' o7 T, j% x
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * L! g8 o; h5 ufrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( h) c v# m1 z4 g0 Y( W7 vover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 a2 G# T& T! m+ H9 _2 I6 z1 V 2 j$ _- @0 z. z' S9 b 4 A# b& z+ j ]6 T% C2 M9 a4 z" d& [* A1 b
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 m$ C' V2 o1 w6 c
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & o' s2 v" P: m+ ~$ i$ y- i& I2 L
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # z: v0 x! V! w F8 L+ \7 G* y
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM