Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 P! V+ S' J1 R/ g y! N. D1 L性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 j) V; N! A% m. [
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Look how many calories you can burn: 7 b5 i7 x( M6 X9 Z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： o+ ?; D3 f: t% m* M
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 b; d+ M; M$ _) K+ \ ~1 vWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * J# S) [9 d( l2 yWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 A' k, c; W# N, `4 x2 l4 s" C; g; E" N
* h5 z+ M! \2 K6 P0 F- H7 f4 A 4 }6 b$ _4 r w) O' v* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 r+ y+ j% @* g2 F' Q
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . a9 I! m7 w3 TWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! M7 }: ]4 ?8 U& B% C; W
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - w& S! G' }$ M9 Y- N0 U% U- E1 l" u" {
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( D0 B, e3 l; \8 e( g: ? 5 ~( _' `7 O0 u; {# o8 J% ^ 5 B% R% T3 Z' I
8 K& @4 E- U* d8 q. E8 B. i* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 8 }! o: t4 _& |4 S0 ?8 k% b
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ W R" E" @) J2 L/ b! BWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) M S t3 W# [& W s/ e2 R
1 v& d" c$ ]( ?# d: w1 V* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 : d! n E% {8 I, b6 V3 HTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 & o; a" |! v' p: [1 [0 Z
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 7 |9 \8 k7 _) s7 e% A
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , ]9 |: Z( B. _( S2 a, [* D% o8 J- g; V1 i1 [
1 b: }, U, [( ~$ e1 m, X & ~ Z6 Z7 w9 b* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 8 Q5 F5 }, }* h! A1 U' c
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 . ~. ~) ]" d/ T1 |# DJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * N! _) S" ~9 x ! v, w8 S; w z+ k+ m1 ~ 1 B' K; n# I( h- A8 s5 I
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( Y) \5 w% r; c2 f1 H, |( ~4 ]69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' P0 z: D& N$ Y0 r8 p5 }2 L69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 2 n* S" p' _: c# @5 h9 cTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ; B( x6 u! [1 ~2 F J: L0 C
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 m- t4 ~( B+ ~6 j
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " A/ F! k3 ?# nReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 % Z, a0 k! P R0 u
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % W: C9 [& R. V* z& S$ @9 v
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3 N& E, L1 y: q) b" U6 X 1 i( H+ ^2 n& Z$ `* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . P' c4 Y$ S8 v5 o: u. K2 ^5 qStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 w: b. S& C/ e% N
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) R Y5 ~8 ^) t' H# g7 X
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 / u+ e! R" F Q7 v
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) a7 ~4 q5 c5 m- j' I+ S6 f s4 @* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . ]$ o7 @/ z! yBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 Y N' z- ~# O* W4 v9 bfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) V8 B) \& ~7 E7 S6 f
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 I1 x: s8 ]& n& V9 `4 M4 g9 x% q' K1 P
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % {9 U- }( w! A0 u1 r( e' {- w
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % [' e7 j3 `, m3 Q/ q
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - ]" n o+ g( V0 _* z 9 y0 J" Q8 v; L( F: e" k: | : d8 \) J; B8 I6 Y3 `$ c# V" _( W1 x; x8 k5 v; T+ K
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 4 Q3 Z4 P) c3 L& _, ?! j' w
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 : `6 D1 |" |1 M/ h' C6 kBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * x, J9 J( N4 X4 u. c1 c! l4 |; mWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
