Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : ?9 m% w, N$ y) Q1 B, q0 F性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : r6 L) C# s- _- t" b8 K6 d' y0 L0 F4 h6 v) | : r( A5 _; I8 n8 J- N4 t9 q, A 3 Z9 \. B* ^6 g+ Z! _3 z' E ; G% L, P0 E: h, @8 p7 ]Look how many calories you can burn: ) v& v8 D; t* d0 e" K; F$ C# K4 s你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： . {/ R! b3 h& \$ s* z# m1 D3 s0 O5 L }6 p
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+ X, _6 Q& A9 T* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 P9 e9 b p; \/ K) P% Q( @! ?7 bWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , m: x* p! e( |; O4 W. SWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 $ g: v7 d8 P( B& Q0 y4 G8 {1 w
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 Y8 A1 p" E# ?
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ `/ N1 a. [" t
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 V. c# k9 ^2 t: _" u/ W% aWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 V' w" N1 B4 y5 H) @* T& e0 tWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % f( J! ]- l4 p5 h+ e( I& p
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 : L* ?; R- i) _! t0 C
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 A0 V! c5 _7 r4 r+ A3 `# m- jWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 H8 P; O, n' _9 L9 i% e
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R; ?$ P+ K9 G, L b5 l* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 0 n& Y8 q i1 U8 STrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # M- j V/ V( o: }# k
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " s( }- w% G$ j$ f- X+ j7 B; Z1 {Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * i/ m U0 Z! H* L6 a
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # H/ Q4 l9 s9 x7 ^0 ?0 ^Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 d* Q* c8 _& B$ w) o1 Z" R% U ) O9 [, O8 S3 q' x 4 q. v* F! W9 x: {( h3 W5 G: x9 ~ ! ]: b- k) z# m! G* POSITIONS 姿勢 ' [( F) [* `$ J) Gdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 3 O. Y6 a6 h1 W' O7 o- w* T" l& ?
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " f, ?# L* o. G) U/ R69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + G1 g q3 z, h! S+ _. ~3 yTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 % A/ [4 L% i0 p0 L; _6 }Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 , ^/ [% v: E+ I& [1 u8 N8 S* m! N; q
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 6 O3 R2 N M+ c2 X3 e% [9 ~Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , h3 [9 J8 i; m% _2 S% d
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ O9 L* C' s8 i4 L4 s + C7 U* Z- z6 h $ e; h: ]6 B! l/ ]$ J; Y1 _$ a5 q. G8 z# o$ W
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ' t5 R: q1 k) x. l x3 z ?
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 E5 T5 X1 {# l0 P
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' P3 r! M% j% l4 D+ ]3 @) U
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 7 v9 [& S% l( \
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / Y3 O! _( {# Afrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( {" ^2 [7 o& H ]- i+ l1 Ufrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - c' K3 ]6 U% j0 M
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 M0 J. z. x) d" jfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 u0 Z& X- p; v/ Q" ?
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 2 L# i% Q) z0 k! n! p
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" s+ g2 J ~! u0 J9 M \$ @; @* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : m0 K& {4 i, J* u. q& x
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ' l' d/ H3 B' J( E. V; v1 G
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 f2 w5 \: Z3 B BWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
