Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. $ Z4 H+ _( h3 R$ r1 R; E7 V性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 J3 \% V# ?- V4 Z! y7 `, k
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： + n9 ?- R* W5 S; x" P& y7 \) ?6 M
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; n( l9 _6 D( S, OWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 5 C. u& P5 K7 b
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! v3 G- y; p0 \$ F! z
( @3 G! J! m- c8 }5 v8 T 5 p' C5 a9 ^8 Z4 v # U2 A$ |7 S9 ?8 \( }6 D* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : s2 c1 U" b& F, l5 W) A) _With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) t% m$ l% W, J2 |( C+ Y
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 * \4 ]2 Q8 ~3 j' m# e0 VWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 r7 G/ c6 y( a. d* D
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 j2 K, t3 ~8 t
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 i9 ^" E3 {. p9 h Q
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + d3 J7 s1 c; z
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 " ~6 Z. M4 b: x4 O' N3 qTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) `0 l: P$ ?; M" {7 d* HTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : f$ R4 _# F3 {! W9 f. q8 D
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 c/ e4 x) P) v, ` |" ?+ u4 l) }
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 6 ^ G/ u& @# O4 V( P" I* eHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 P9 w. }! W' V+ v8 k1 A
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 V" x4 M& S3 ~) I$ {# G- T ' y3 M; Q/ P7 B. x9 d! r Q ) {7 i( J1 m9 p+ Y3 s
1 V' A/ V' s- X: D, X2 Z) A/ n* POSITIONS 姿勢 " ?: H1 @6 w8 H& M9 {9 Ydaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 V# V" G7 ]$ h- C" T) \69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + D6 e/ N1 a* L4 ]0 x. d: a
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 X: ]) ?6 D, h. `9 a3 VTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 } [9 m* d( Q* o; G- B
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) ~% I |+ j% U2 Y! H8 \ f# x. u. |9 x& b' q
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 O$ z1 [6 u) Q- c4 H' g6 ?Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 y/ E5 N$ t7 x" L' F m
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! [& x( T3 o. o0 j7 W
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 @: X3 @/ G h" Z9 T: o0 k' Q! hExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ H2 f W; f( S6 l* F2 _ 1 u: y5 d7 |" x( X8 _+ Y" l ' \5 a5 v8 h/ L/ ]
1 ^" ^" s2 Q5 A o8 {1 C* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 $ r6 l3 n0 Y+ M" Z% T0 _9 f
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 x) \# e& W1 y% T1 D
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # z+ f# ]- I/ o% a0 l1 y. Kfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; G9 {9 C6 h8 D2 T3 `7 {
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * T1 b# B* ]# p2 @, Q2 _9 ]: Q; f
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 y* H% l" x! b: e/ L" U- h- {
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' q. B( u; ]* Y8 F6 X
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 C+ n4 a- K' z3 k( f0 A- GQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 # y# j2 j" R( c- Q! u" g
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 u9 w7 |. h8 a, V5 n. CWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
