Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / A+ M; _, K3 G+ h$ m; l性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) A( T5 `) E/ j" ^- d! h
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 4 d2 }$ J: K9 l |9 ~! s; L: r- H& d% b
/ n1 ~" K8 n/ j H5 x . O1 m, B1 ]+ K0 W6 C* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! e% v% c8 X9 P' c4 B8 \* G: G
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! I9 V: u& @% e: uWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & C$ V+ H K. Q* X/ ]$ s
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 l; o6 r& O, e9 ?" P) RWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 o2 \, F9 E0 _: l& v
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - w M( I! ?( }' W ?! i( YWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( N* n# x5 R- M
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 - u6 R5 A1 }, r9 j8 E; k
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : {6 @; r7 t! M6 s0 M3 e( }- EWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 J* g# `; f1 I6 n' ^" J% |
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . w! W) d8 R7 LTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , v6 ^' h+ G- b7 _9 e2 X
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! Q# D. z+ V' @* ~1 z# ]Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ n8 [+ x& x7 P$ Z3 j& F! m
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 9 g8 c" j% K! Z6 H" \Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * ?/ N7 W: l- @1 Q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ( q5 T, t; T3 s" N" D5 X8 d6 ~& {5 Z9 P; _8 h
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ; y; E9 I! E q9 @! t2 I' ]daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! W* X7 ~8 m. K2 d" S69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 {' ~% o: M# R$ p5 u
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ; r$ O5 c, R9 ?, m
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 w0 H3 Z! u7 T) U
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 C2 O6 x {# `1 J) @4 @; J
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( d7 B8 b$ l/ ~5 N( [
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' m7 G1 f& d& n0 k5 h0 ?2 o2 F3 S S% v' _5 s2 ?9 G p
4 U5 p$ r/ U9 E! M 0 l1 d6 }- Z* ]' t4 _* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - i% {# O, {; i* E2 x5 @Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , h: n3 q! m% I9 B; l
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & i' L' E$ Q0 ?( g( i( s9 f7 e
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & x6 h4 q( b! D
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from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * O& y* ^& X8 d. |# t8 X4 yfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + P4 ^5 m3 E. M; Hfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ( }* |2 c9 J0 s& v5 ?( x* ?! mfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & n1 D ~) L' B* m; L: ~
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 2 n0 h/ Y7 r# \* }/ l& W2 m
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ) U9 b2 n$ ~9 z' Q# r, eBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # c- ~/ x" t6 d$ \7 s4 J( T w
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM