Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! _# ^. Q3 Y4 r8 z4 @性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 u" I/ L. s. T3 C' d; f/ {
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： , x. g# \' _/ z# q' g$ h' q
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; b% b7 u/ ]: I9 p2 Q
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ ]0 s7 D2 }: A( F& G+ Q
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - R2 |2 z: t/ H# N/ M7 C/ O( z# I0 j8 x8 G! I
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 + S) j q9 ^6 ~& O- hWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 % `) \6 G$ R7 T; x0 ^/ x+ a" z
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 w$ E4 z* S& j- A% |- |With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 - }' ]0 {" r n5 O' ~7 X
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9 i3 K& p0 } y+ k1 q ; M% }' O- f5 @- q2 i. x* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 : S# @3 A1 |6 Q2 R9 A* Y j' eWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( G. v- o! j- |, p3 o' s' D
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ; M0 i+ o/ P5 a
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9 e7 l9 H: O# h1 s( l" z3 O; \* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 E* W; J- q, z# `# u# wTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / R& p3 c4 P; D; Y3 GTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 l/ N: }2 h% M: ?* n- G v/ |Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " l2 X1 T% i* k$ U ; q, k" z) I( h. |" O 7 r* h4 i& }' z1 @# s, n
3 M. d3 ?. h7 F9 p* G& C. {* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 X, f/ w& V: w+ t. g* o! {Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 8 a9 x( l( e2 k w+ ~( |6 {
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 w; ~5 k0 }" k$ I w! {' z9 x/ @5 J' I; b- _2 h
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 8 ^& ]" |9 N, @! _" a) \daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / H8 z: d& `2 w' ?- R8 T# w) S- J# z69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 : c) b8 n& _% K; n7 g7 X69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ N/ C/ a3 I7 \6 ZTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 1 X6 k4 h, ~) |* J0 I. c# {Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " n$ A; H$ x" ?" D- V4 R
3 m% [+ K. p7 H) i i7 o . d& o2 O/ C5 C- O$ Q5 i6 |% z / @! \0 o- B* J8 n0 i& S4 \( }1 P) i* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 5 r+ T* A3 X: y. p1 ]3 x
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 A) F$ W. t$ T* {. w* R
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 9 f( j& I; ~( v* e. H2 U
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / m( ?2 y% S5 ?5 x( L2 D7 p) ZJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 e1 z" Y5 b- k! W4 g* s, N3 t. c
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' \% L! b1 n7 w1 \% M
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 + u4 M" G1 K8 h* p9 `3 `Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' r# X- S! i* dfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 N( q4 |$ ~& S; D' A2 @
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 P' p, y- E4 Z5 {, Pfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 9 a. q# U! R @# |3 }from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 . o( {( Z( D: D/ Gover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 * Q- i# I# W5 Y. i% @8 |
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 v$ f- Q+ n5 ^- X1 O7 X8 H
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 9 A7 C1 n0 u! }' w( V9 gWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
