Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 ~2 U# O7 x) c7 O& G; Z性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + |& A5 V9 a) @+ U- K0 g# j* b7 A8 E2 @5 ?5 k, V
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 o0 ?- ?5 r$ F) ?' R# K
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 7 j% ` B1 C0 iWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 Q6 Y2 {, i, t, u3 E% e- C
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 W6 h: I3 ~. u. R# r) D
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " C+ v) M V# `/ Q: WWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # H* W9 w. y+ z6 v7 p- t* u
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - A( b* L' _' g7 BWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ b9 ?5 _! I1 N' X1 G- a( m
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ) W- } ]% x1 _ @1 @
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6 M! g& z9 P* p* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 + L) t" l) P; N* W2 `# y5 GWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 }- k6 ?8 v/ \0 G8 E' i/ L# RWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 L# |7 K' e- e- M7 T ) y9 ?( [) ] J n+ N" L1 ]: K9 a! D+ U 8 }" Q3 m" k$ U6 A, e$ x" o
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / `6 s" R, @0 I% Q1 ~
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 7 C1 p6 k0 Z9 B
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; s6 c; s3 c" o9 ?& c9 A
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' t4 ]9 O. e4 Y
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ; i% m" J4 J* q7 ^+ ]$ r. @
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 k! ^9 f3 B& N69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ! h' M5 d) O1 T( O0 m" K
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # s* x+ d/ _# b2 i! t- v6 ]Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 ~4 c$ |) G" E4 o% H- \! J4 {# o
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . M0 p& D7 O, a2 N $ @5 ?8 V0 _) N* \ * ]( X( e+ p9 J9 p: ^, `
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * {% k3 B) t2 l! y% ?* N
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 . ~' b$ q) d8 J& b5 ]' K 4 Y/ t) N& E6 o& d- G8 K# |* a : Y$ U2 |# i6 _3 _& K) X: U
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 i' O9 m S2 z% HStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) q4 a+ D% D7 `$ G' {2 F
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 u) B9 |1 P$ v" A% N! D/ @, NExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 2 u8 g/ x: q9 N - V5 o& p& |/ x( _ & g8 ?9 ~/ u4 a) j/ |6 c7 T7 b7 O7 _. P+ A0 L
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 h/ T) D8 ?/ W( S7 E' Q" x
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 6 T& |% p' A9 g& o* s3 |2 Y
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - u r! e8 i) I# w& i9 K* Dfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' |8 y9 X5 K7 Z3 i$ Q& @ }
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . r8 ?8 L2 D* \' [; b2 b$ l+ T
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - z# E, M8 w( n! N% G+ V
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! P5 b/ L# l" u6 P) H1 K! h 8 ?) `! t/ n9 A $ E+ b0 n' V* c5 }& L+ ?
3 C5 M) O4 }' D; s" I4 a, W* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : H+ H. r* d) V5 ~( F3 w
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 5 w6 i5 J/ e' @4 E+ O2 B& U8 w4 XBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 C P4 h! ^8 {. _# x( o) }2 X! Y
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
