Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 T S, d! _2 ^3 G# ?) }
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& K; L3 |3 y# \8 ZLook how many calories you can burn: + f* N9 B: a0 w% p; Z$ P8 G你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： + v: d6 S U; d) e) N + j* X2 n9 h! h6 j 6 b1 k8 q: W: S5 b8 q l; B5 n+ b9 U1 |& F4 P0 g
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , g3 ^6 M' B0 s" h. `4 W$ x
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " n: W5 E- Y* d) A
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 P# Z6 G m2 d: V. v/ U/ V9 {
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, p8 J: }" g; x& H; c( j* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " v) B0 s' f: Y2 R% F4 y: U, O. m
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( Q A) `* ~% O! z( g( O+ Q2 NWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 % c$ N$ q$ k2 j+ `3 E5 @ H$ E) iWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 `8 J4 R9 j2 Q! H. ~
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 5 |2 d/ k5 V9 X, X& f& C8 `
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % p0 W# B r) P# b
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ' A+ ^' D& Y5 h# c/ M 6 W4 H. N; y( h( Y9 L2 { 2 D( d% l! @# z, T - b; [: O( E+ v8 m- x( f* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 5 ?2 ^: C4 _! ]% xTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % f: G1 C, a! R. j2 NTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 {- [) X! `1 A7 n( t. ?
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ! C% g K* e5 T8 N* X: B
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1 W" `. z8 I/ _ ' [; l( F K" C" f+ c+ ^* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ( L3 N, @" \4 ]8 kHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , ^6 Q$ L, C4 k: @* J) q# ~
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 r |3 F ]0 T" P
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69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' ^; o* t- s7 G
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 o! `0 B" }- ^: U- }Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; p- i% }9 H5 V; k7 w( O 0 ~6 h8 S! i1 p: Y" F , [' N2 [5 T# Z5 ]; i4 t' T9 f. l/ Y# L
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ! f6 Z) S R& g9 K+ p5 P5 [Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! U+ S, v J2 a: p# F7 c
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 3 V) I3 W' s. w0 h" a. dStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 g( D) N1 E; j
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * ^; |# s1 |. b& h1 H1 \! P$ bExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 - f7 t; P, o1 ]/ n9 O; H1 X/ u$ w- L
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$ R# K* _) b7 D* Z# Q+ g 6 ?5 K8 ^: i/ }# h/ g, t, {* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 & |4 D: u% ^0 X% S) o" cBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 Q! {8 |7 M7 {! ?6 x
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 T0 _# j k8 I7 U: efrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # U( R9 k* L' }
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & L* V' G! q2 u3 v6 v. y
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 s; T- L( \% f3 e
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) f. ~9 N+ e0 v3 {3 s% u; a
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + M) i2 Z) B/ @2 E& bQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & p. | }2 |) C& H4 D
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " i2 c5 ^0 e0 ~0 C. WWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
