Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 X" U/ O g7 C7 U* [' {
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ; ^) V3 |2 ^" d1 [. F) L) | + @8 f4 n* k- s) P5 [3 J5 G 4 P5 G8 o0 N7 H# j7 ~# Q / h$ d6 o5 F' v" aLook how many calories you can burn: 0 `& t( K" f: k$ [你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 h. _* B( H* O4 p$ D/ j: D- } # C8 P- J9 h3 I , h7 A' J% m. H
( J4 Z W" F- n- x3 a* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 * N" b) c: W7 J/ i
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 4 w2 u* U k( g/ C6 r
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 o' m1 M( l6 L0 z% w
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7 j" U3 {, {8 A* _ 6 m. m! `, l" I$ K+ T% {* U8 T* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 9 l* T+ x s2 g- t( ?With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 o( ^2 y$ G# r8 f/ u/ f+ U9 ~2 d1 sWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 x4 j+ F# W% ^; o% h% u3 o) E0 E
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . T/ P, L4 w7 A; _- U0 AWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 $ r5 M! g! ~6 o7 I9 o
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 4 X/ E! x3 v. n4 v- ]2 k' q' N
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 e7 z3 l7 J0 t! V$ m% T1 X( aWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 U! \" u' {; u
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ s( a/ g# a4 \, s# [! K# wTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / f1 X# ~0 t5 E, r; _
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - V) o) A7 ^" A3 ]( c' BWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ! }: k! Q4 Z& j! o. r; E
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 - @0 H8 N4 Z& Y. S$ G. |& QHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 - o+ w+ a4 ^/ I; x8 J/ O2 rJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 3 t% U% |6 m: Y" p) ~$ a7 c
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 $ R+ y: _3 C% j' B5 w* j1 A$ kdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ f+ S$ n& E0 }
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( M9 C+ U; Q; h3 G! I
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & A$ A0 `1 k [& p! LTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & b% {$ x7 y6 D, g" T, C2 w# z
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( O `; g9 {! M
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- z O, Y' i( L" {. y" [& R* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . d8 x* |! V2 C+ r' B
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - N* X' f; c& T$ V: ~, sFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * Q* J3 y& j8 y- }& E4 S7 e7 d % u g0 ^" ?- q8 V, V9 F% \' ^( Z+ y & N. c6 [+ y* p# H, c a; }% s; i: z* i. @, M
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # U" @( ~9 p5 `; j
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 - Z6 `2 B8 x/ R$ ^3 n9 j
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 : V) K! L! @: `8 Y) M3 Y! @/ B. a) D* e
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 V5 [4 P6 a2 M) X T2 \! L, N2 t5 SBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # r- z; d6 C& Q6 }; b( h. pfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 h3 @. `* @( Xfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " X! r* g8 X; Bfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 7 }" E9 }7 h8 G) u# M
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - ?% F: c j8 D0 V# [% w* l, D) jover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / b3 y( ?7 Z5 {
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6 C1 E1 P9 ^6 @6 @: T% N % q% V) s9 I5 g6 l. b. c4 H* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ( s y4 G* S* A4 nQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ) d+ m% q, N$ \+ @5 l/ EBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + m, M- o* c' O/ b4 L
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
