Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : r0 z4 j, y4 Z7 C# m
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % F) t$ J1 s/ M* ?/ h2 ^* m( E 2 W. y5 @) Y% d: s 4 R2 z6 F9 M7 x# I+ w % ~6 n, ~0 E. `7 FLook how many calories you can burn: # @/ L d3 H3 k0 S8 @2 O( x/ h" R你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： & z2 E9 F/ y/ Z, @# G3 b+ b- ? & t' u( f7 @% O6 x Y. P + w: Q @, R1 b# g
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! a9 e, s' e/ B$ q. N
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( J3 F; u5 b) @$ g4 E, O4 u% G
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , v! ]: x0 t8 K1 d W3 C3 R : _/ }# n5 L. d* V8 U' r ; l! r9 p v+ ?& U. p$ X) `
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( O5 j, ^6 M8 x: d; C. I: V& U% ?# N% G
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 t9 R7 w& s" b3 N- X
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 X: [# u- g9 q+ j1 w( m+ o* s
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 j8 C: V3 Q' [& A; n
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " F" L) L7 I9 H+ z+ ?$ f+ D/ L h' h7 z/ N6 U" R! M
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, m+ o5 M9 i. i5 j \* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 ~+ s" e( v( N9 b: s. u# P5 y/ L
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ' z) A8 H: _' fWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & t: S' J% h! J3 t
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 5 H- d; G9 X3 g w5 X( JTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 ?3 ~% j# x& h7 ~; a- d
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 1 b4 q( @5 Z; T# v. F% h2 I& ]1 \' L
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 % Z. F& \- n% N2 m: D; r! l* l% {7 M1 q; X# A% [: \5 f
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0 Y5 @: l. S: [, } ?3 Q3 ?/ j* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 . i: L9 B- x2 j8 f: rHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 ~0 @ V! @5 R5 j! _! OJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 Z( E( e$ ~1 _8 y% ^' [4 t/ R
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ e* X U' D: C: X( F
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * w4 l0 y" u7 A5 T
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( M7 o: Y) J% r$ s( F
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! o' M: ]% n0 N5 Q
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 7 A% i: `- C" f) s: {8 M2 u8 I: m8 m! [3 s' R) d
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 $ @0 W4 B9 E( d8 T( kReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 P+ b" D# N- Y2 m+ T6 dFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 F, ? m6 _; K3 I N 9 D+ W2 c& c# D6 n4 W7 D 8 f. y7 `# ] | q, j
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , i0 F) |" |8 s y) k* d0 ^! JJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' Z- V" v4 Z/ N% e ?
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' h/ o7 k$ N; @- S9 w. r/ `- b8 q3 |0 y/ C9 w6 N+ Y
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 * z& v: s( j8 r4 t5 g! ~
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 % j1 n( s3 d; ]- ]: Sfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , N, \, M& X2 ffrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 6 Q8 S0 i" x- t, u$ L
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 $ F4 H, _# V& ^. M
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 j3 `- A e- `% z8 N2 w) P$ L9 k6 eover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # n, S2 `2 X; N" T
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 6 i' q/ e$ w# W) G6 `/ F! }$ s$ N9 ?Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 u. ]5 i- ^6 A5 G }Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 , T9 m; P9 P+ b3 I$ Q! S/ mWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
