Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 Y, O. n" W9 b5 B- [& S3 `8 A性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( O7 O1 M: v6 _/ E4 d6 v
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Look how many calories you can burn: ' i# S7 |: c# N. D: u7 V7 D你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： & p/ q4 F5 _, g \" D. P& t
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 7 h; m; t6 j5 a" B( WWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ h9 X- n+ y( z* o$ wWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 l, `8 p/ z% V$ r- l! W# M
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' R9 s \7 r4 e2 c+ u. e2 B6 k5 V
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & p" j' Z! S7 \0 v( W
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - j8 p3 f- [$ t; }1 F
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 M ^1 p$ X. h7 D1 L' G5 YWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , Q% I4 o, J8 f$ U4 a* }; B/ S% V1 H
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . P' u- u/ s1 s2 e& }
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) k4 G. Z7 T2 `- W. j8 l6 {
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , ]: s' f* V+ {4 n6 J& h1 ^
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 l! a( g( E- V& ]6 y; TTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 [7 d L9 V8 b* j' Y+ K4 @2 Q8 eWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , h4 w9 k6 R8 C3 L+ j2 i# C6 `& v
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; g! C B# S; S9 s9 _2 p2 p
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % {! y1 u) d+ j1 [2 C , k2 U( R) |* l 6 x8 }0 a) H2 ^- y) k- a& b/ J+ v* P7 {0 c
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( i" R8 I2 B. ^/ z O6 X
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , e5 C. q3 F: B69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( H; M& Z/ |- F6 c# Q8 Y, ], tTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & j k: x7 m# C) W. P; g
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 ~3 d5 }' K' J1 D8 r! f. v0 A/ y K C m9 ?2 F% r) E
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ b# D3 `% p1 T1 m* S A
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # ?, s, }* Z5 \# Z; _1 ]
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / C0 ?( d/ D/ m3 w& v1 i, m! o2 s
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , u& }- A. ~% {4 L V
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 N( p6 ~0 r5 b% \# d4 J* r + b4 T4 B# n- l0 P1 U 0 h2 p, [6 h+ g+ ~
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 u! `% |6 b. P8 M$ ?
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 m1 R v: c' K$ s* r# c
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; J: D5 r: f# Q l& g* W
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 B2 X+ Y2 j! {
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 `; \( h- Y, V1 ?8 Oover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - K( ]2 _* }, B/ S+ S% h: Y " j; w' @6 k V# o. ]* H - U, O* v7 ~) y* f6 d
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ N- C! u& T& u3 {) G3 V/ G' QQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , G5 N/ |) s/ q
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " `2 I6 V; @0 O+ f) h" E" L' v
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
