Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 i' D% u% b/ u3 }0 H. k性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / k1 S- E. V% M: F, Q
5 N8 |/ n6 H( b! K ; i9 ~5 k, y/ Z3 }$ Q! t& L, }4 Z ( S( g4 V- E& c8 L; C3 pLook how many calories you can burn: 0 x! Z! o, L/ l \9 d你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: $ R7 ~( F2 b- o: u6 ` b , z6 P( h C. E- q# g8 f ' I P0 I( C& ^ D* M 4 \3 a, J B0 S2 f* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 $ _6 ~& ]* x$ x, a Q5 N+ F$ h8 b
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 5 Q9 c, m+ t, U" p7 T! ]3 [8 @
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . u8 u' L: W0 U+ h# u
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 i P t3 A. zWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' O5 e8 E: N6 K1 OWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 v# ?: \2 y+ G0 a- @1 jWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , h n, m [' g% I. n
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 P. ~2 c! N" C3 R
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " i5 T6 ~0 G5 A, X0 Q1 ]With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 k. Q/ \* J( n% \
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 * w- K1 A+ f: t) X% U' \
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 # e/ ^& \5 a% |9 v OTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , W* ~" n3 ~% Y4 ]
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 \" n4 A. h' W! v2 fWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 2 ?- j0 R9 j3 X) d# c% ^ 5 {+ a% f" h* X: o* ~# x $ n1 X. y( m" S6 r$ a# d8 q
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 / t8 o( j+ ? r& d$ t/ X' hHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 8 }" }) O, i! @4 V- Q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 T) C! k! I7 l
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 5 o$ X; A6 ^5 P) u2 z! qdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % a# C, ~ e I1 b, i* A2 A6 S
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; y+ D: X7 t6 Z% X69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) `/ U, U! e# M7 }: ?
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 , Z* M2 Y' W5 }/ P7 ^, LItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 7 y) g% R1 Q' B9 S' C1 R- W7 V. q& L/ \+ o, t
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, p3 b" C* j0 g* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( v6 M$ G4 j; C6 D4 w H' @$ kReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " r/ b8 z! O; C
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 _3 G9 b' g& w6 ]' {1 Y0 @/ z# {$ V( I, o2 m
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 & p( ]- W1 X WStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 + g) r {& a% W. T. {* C9 ~, UJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 t( _7 p- w/ M# W! G# `9 q" wExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' N/ {% v% E, `3 G) c$ Q: J" r5 K2 K/ _% t
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : M* T) A+ C! `" G" EBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 6 ~7 f/ f7 G1 D5 l/ s- |. e- qfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 : W0 e3 i/ u8 z, f" o: A2 s
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 f1 t4 ^8 z; `* W; \from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 W0 A) F$ ^ e; a" Q9 I0 g; Ifrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % i$ c( v$ X) r8 \/ A
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 p2 I9 u7 D+ p
* K( Q9 f- z' b* @0 a# c7 k* p - e/ Q: S {# I4 e$ W* R- X0 J& u - A) [' B8 ^+ v( M* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 a" f' U; H' _ q* V
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 # g4 K& ~, _! ]% EBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 J. n: |$ [2 r: c5 e
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM