Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. - c8 m. |0 H5 |1 b7 V8 y4 V. S% ]6 R
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * ^1 |0 Z3 a0 z0 G0 e 9 Y+ D. G1 Z2 t: P \ 6 m9 p4 d, U2 \2 X8 }+ B# i3 q3 q. q9 j' O0 q
Look how many calories you can burn: 4 e" ?) O! `" l你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： . f8 X- ~+ w5 n) ?8 q4 \, `- H1 N3 l6 O- b9 b( {
6 k4 z* R: Y. H: H; h; T* ? ! c! b0 Z7 B: U: N" L) b* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . C8 w; x' Z4 {9 e- ]1 j0 U
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / F4 r# h9 N! M$ G3 P9 n% cWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % O* _. t: A) b5 F
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 8 J8 P0 M: l" u( d6 n& o
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 I) p0 Z/ \/ X: c" e, mWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 V3 A' M: |# `: jWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! U0 u* i0 L' W! W+ I5 PWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . d! ^5 l6 k* w, u- x% E7 X/ `5 j
9 p: T. S# i; y " z' w- v o! Z, }% ? # `# w4 w5 K* z# l: y1 C1 _- F* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " S# w+ o8 E5 b6 L
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - y$ ?1 N' d* D& _# s" k
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 . G; _( g5 p- a' M
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% Z; q, W' j4 }) h7 q2 H0 @8 s 2 C0 y0 s+ F D+ N" N& J' d b7 _* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 U8 D5 r$ |4 _$ Z6 d- |- o7 B
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 l! ~* D( O9 [+ G( L( b/ o
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! X( ]. c: @" }
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & g4 ?4 w! a, ~& A
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ' A' u+ f8 t7 E' C- v
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # ~ i4 P. S% `3 M6 d8 s: A# HJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 9 z0 e/ y8 C0 j4 U7 n% Z: [2 ~ b1 f2 A$ l- Y( V/ z
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 + h3 I5 P& J7 O. K3 k& adaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! l' l% n' A! A0 |
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , o# n# `, `+ A. l0 T69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / w4 u: g ~5 F7 a, S
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! F! T# B% T' y8 v) W5 i; q
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % }/ \9 b' {6 _% ]9 G, l% j$ |4 d! i3 V/ F& _1 g
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 + p6 Q: p% N0 K% e+ P2 O+ `1 H7 HReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : ?( e' h0 }8 J! O. L' nFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - s% s9 V7 O* ~) T% e, G 9 b! S" Q" c) O+ N& |! i; m9 y % g; S* s2 q4 z. x2 |" m8 N" d( ]
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ; s/ P% t* i8 m- h' ~8 Y! GStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 X- a5 h, }2 Y' `+ YJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 B s+ p3 ~7 t5 N6 u
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 t4 T; F! a; X, [9 E7 D
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2 I" V& n2 W* U% c' f* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . @* L: N1 @- y6 W) O
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 B4 s; h7 J/ K% a
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! i( x# ~" L `+ Z) N0 k4 g, {
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * m! A! L4 z$ ]6 nfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . B, o5 m9 O! f( ], L2 |from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 / L* Q7 ~/ L3 J) k1 {over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' u+ s- t! G1 i 8 y# ]5 q- D8 w. S; c $ J9 K6 H4 y9 z+ i; D7 { 4 ]# i5 K, n! \# J" t$ O: q: X* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 3 c1 |1 `: R& |- j+ h" K3 E9 I
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 C; d8 K+ Q: I+ ZBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' Z4 h$ x+ d* X: Y8 f
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
