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性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) _- x: F: \% j: O0 c; Z# H + E) [$ O' }/ E ] 3 s: v" N: F* d/ T3 c1 a/ A/ F4 q$ @ 5 ~3 `4 c* G- @4 X/ E" ^5 z0 dLook how many calories you can burn: 5 L T+ S' m& Z+ ?$ w3 F你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 0 \2 [& O' T& U" U# k% v. c1 m4 }
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 / k, i r7 W# A! t, G3 ~& a+ E
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 8 \2 R; W+ H H7 t- mWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! N# Y6 A& ~# N b& B! D8 C" @
( e2 w8 _9 s: |, r- K5 a8 ^ 9 T8 |) K# S, d2 Y5 c4 q 7 D% A2 R8 N% Z* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 n9 p1 l0 v) V5 z. ZWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! R% ^1 O+ N9 Y' r% m# {. W, R1 RWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . H H& G' B* v, n% @8 N6 N vWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . b1 T/ f0 ^- hWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % Z7 }6 a: |4 M; l' [/ ^
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( u4 p# Q' I% F" u- f
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # L" A3 l, Z1 [1 z0 w: h3 ^9 D3 I$ T% T4 |5 F4 G5 |% b. j+ Z
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 _2 E. G& n; w' |5 }0 vTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , p7 r9 ^# ]. Z* H0 n5 T
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 & v0 L B0 z- d1 m* W& C# p' Q; _) J
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + d u- w9 n! A7 n6 E' P3 m# u2 |1 a2 _
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 @& N) a, t& u: z
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . j q( m8 x3 G5 v5 p8 w/ D1 v( X; o; ]+ n$ V# K$ G) A
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3 L/ N- C& g$ k- @4 h2 T- u* POSITIONS 姿勢 : I# {# D' f/ @0 M! W; I8 \% ^daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " N! ?& V; d7 K2 i/ a# t
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 7 W( J; ^8 b, i6 A1 q" f$ ]69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 @3 G$ t- G# {, b) n
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * [% i) F# Z+ o. D; u0 O$ I: f
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * P+ O# r+ W0 _+ ]* j, r9 [. T6 T+ M& v+ v
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5 ?* R7 Y" n9 I5 J* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 Q; p! Y* Z2 N; t7 F, X SReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 R( e' {" A8 f T2 {6 YFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ t1 V# X/ a! b * N0 f* y1 M8 V$ W5 D( {* F5 Q 5 C) y D; g" @4 |+ i6 u- v5 `7 Q# i& u2 u: i
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ( h7 R4 ?( C" ?5 a/ I) M9 b8 I4 SStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 X: h, F5 a- K1 N3 h) @5 vJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( U1 q9 r" o$ k. `# d* v p2 e
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 - `; K5 @! }: J9 d6 d1 k 6 u" f+ H* O1 z: b- m1 V : V: z# N1 u( P" c
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : l @7 Z3 S- k" ~4 YBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 z9 U7 Q& C. [9 E: U
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 G' {8 {; Z7 Q& P9 C: L! a. l
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ! y: ?1 n7 ^* m, }8 }1 a8 C4 d. B
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 r2 n- {9 E" C; H2 P) k
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 a- i+ z$ w& \5 ^& }( K% jover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 o: j" _6 c6 u* r* H$ C! v. ]; w7 f$ \9 E! {+ N v
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & Y7 ? l& a( L+ F3 ?. P. ]6 Y- H# J$ V
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " \7 d* H' U2 q5 n# c/ A) a
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
