Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 o8 o; I1 Z! R8 `# {/ D
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 d, B( Z4 E# `# T
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3 B. P5 X3 ?# e2 I. f2 q( O 9 y& P9 |0 o% l% K( gLook how many calories you can burn: 6 j& C3 G& S8 l V/ S你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ H2 S0 B" C9 i, r5 k* ~2 n! {* ?% }$ @
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , G8 D7 I) ~; M! m/ cWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 i; V0 }! z5 D: }+ g
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( u% S0 `/ i \& u9 ? N2 k; t! a! m! Y- E: R
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3 {9 l2 L4 z" ]* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 , X1 P. F3 O- ?4 c3 z9 ^
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , z6 t% K6 e7 @3 a% ]( R3 HWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; ]2 l# L3 b3 Y- r2 I
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 t. a. K, h& n! i5 H% ^/ F
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 {8 }- H, J+ ]5 E p: K4 Z- `& `$ p n' N9 i
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; m( B" i8 S/ w+ m5 z* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 * X- C& B; f: N+ @5 b4 O \2 j% d
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ m3 l7 H4 ~7 J/ J. J, |; t5 I
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ; e* q7 m1 y- t7 U/ \, G6 C , m" z C: V! M; F/ w : g& J1 T8 w: Y" w
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 I( B" j9 M. p5 L3 Z
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 : ~' f% V4 s0 a" `! d7 A6 ?( MTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # }/ Y$ ^, s2 A0 u
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 ^3 J( w' k4 u2 L4 l& d: T2 B" z+ j7 g- {/ K1 C
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& u0 s' q0 t' I/ c4 w$ }* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 0 N& Y' M5 f6 ~8 L3 i
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( M# A/ k3 _+ z0 A% M* J% R6 M
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 K- Y, {1 I1 v- { 7 S7 Q( d, x( ?' V1 _ $ C. l6 i( k) _2 l4 K( d ' {5 D6 F$ @4 L( [$ x$ Z1 |& N* \* POSITIONS 姿勢 F! |1 F* d$ e1 S5 w3 B
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 ]5 @4 M% ?% ^! o d, r
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 \& V C5 l0 y69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 , ]8 k0 r2 x. e r0 _$ T2 J
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ {: P8 t. w& R8 z, rItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 @- c& t' D8 q4 Y z( x
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 R1 g. x w6 c' O; }$ M
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # e, z% t& F$ U: A! N % d7 g4 \, Z2 ?6 R( c; p F 2 b8 f1 M, Q- [; U! t6 x# R7 D
- z9 p M( l4 N: U5 G* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 4 g! F; |- F) F5 t& {
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : z- h* Y! {" m3 G
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 : Y# G: j. Q5 h# e7 ~# C" K" a
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 ?, y% ^! ^* a0 S# R2 U; j
& }( ?: E" D! ^- f5 m; J) [8 A ' q: J; {3 J9 \' r 8 s$ ^1 |/ ]7 P, y* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 K4 p4 U5 `$ F! l1 R
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 U" e) w& d9 w% \' p( gfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , E9 [8 ?, c# g3 q
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , b% F" R: x) t, T+ zfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 e1 G1 \2 |3 u( Y% Ufrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 [) H, }* \% L' I. \over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 A$ r" T) m* u/ L9 q( H. ?6 ^' U( _: N) A8 U; r! M# T
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ( C3 t, X; P2 l
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / w3 e0 \* q# ]: N
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # b. c2 o; _" a& P# e1 {With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
