Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! Q/ a: a; G: ~5 q {8 l" ?2 }性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 , y" `/ U8 D# k* F L
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - v1 ^' P( }+ q; o3 B& A* I/ f% R
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 m5 L" f( ~' v5 P, x
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! y/ Y$ P8 T4 O; {( l
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 $ x+ |6 b% f' D. Q
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . k( O4 c! x9 p% V% g5 W
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 k$ r! R3 W0 f: k9 ZWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . w' g+ S. H+ m) F/ d wWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 0 a: y7 L6 x( ?' x" U
+ t" B0 s$ Z) O* c8 _$ ` # L! A, l! }; U. _ U! U! A3 A4 F 5 V9 P) |; E3 T* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ?/ S5 c+ N% T/ g1 H" b( W
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 6 x& o9 g4 x* t. {
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 S! C6 ]* m1 l9 ?1 s5 h3 C
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2 j: q& i/ S0 Q$ t6 h0 \* O, N6 o 2 E4 u0 L2 ?$ Q2 w- ^3 z* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 D7 `5 h) {( R! ~8 o5 V
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 }3 [3 ?' t2 a5 q. G) G3 ]7 R
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / C3 k/ y. u' O6 i( N
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 V0 |1 Q, I! U2 X X* ~
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2 J/ Q" K g6 S; B. p5 T: o* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ! f+ c+ f/ @# ^0 K# {4 d% S( R1 hHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ! l( x% `$ N! V. X- ~0 T. O& }9 Q; P
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * w& t1 U; H2 K7 l* j # U' o# b8 t2 n% `, b5 U# R7 |- w 9 {2 r1 @3 `( I9 g( ` 2 \1 B9 F! |* P; p4 v* POSITIONS 姿勢 8 s2 W. n2 w" j. j6 }daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * L) x/ p: z: S I69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' k* K. d% j0 Y6 p9 l4 i, C! M69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( G& A: |! N" y9 h! v! E) l
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 u6 d; C2 s; ]8 ^4 f, H, {
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 k" P% B) o$ }; J$ T
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " z* T9 H* t% l. V4 jReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 D/ F: S% Q/ b: L* l
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ N! H& b: X$ k" k* d6 Z" O
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 6 V9 t& c& X9 }$ d0 F2 z
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * X) b: }, x* K" ]* P/ I& I) [
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & W g3 d+ C6 X5 g+ g ; h3 m J& b' \. s( k; S , N; ]4 C. R5 ~) q. o8 z; |! C. o0 u9 q: j
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 V: s. n4 z* M; i5 z% O$ R
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( I: k2 c& |+ B0 t1 g- O# D) U7 @
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * N0 f* k4 `. P9 y7 t J Yfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 i, P5 L7 ~4 S& x5 _! ]. _from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 m% U0 Q7 u$ Zfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ K! T$ ~0 J$ F: }( ]! y; \8 ^$ uover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 n! _; k9 p4 W& E: t8 b |, t' o! U- r4 q% O 3 K- \) X3 T/ A, Q# r5 ~, x
/ f) h6 e' B1 j4 K L* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : h4 G+ w+ P: i9 N
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " i$ H x4 z6 F$ Q& J; H
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " ?9 u# @7 r j* U0 x1 W0 G; I. s/ q9 O
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
