Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) `7 [, X% ?) A0 J性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 p; a( y) R0 [+ s% v
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$ E2 Z& ~0 ]9 k9 p - d' r, K& k. G" l3 S- Y& U, I* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 % a: K- O: M7 G5 P3 ~3 y) t' ~With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - z/ V. k8 z, s7 {% {0 l/ U
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 l# [" W7 m" ?7 n$ V6 C2 @5 H+ B+ J* }+ k9 s# q
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7 @9 ]7 y; N# F; J1 n2 r* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ; J8 q% y% Q2 {6 L* O+ Z8 ~4 ]With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( x9 V- h& r7 H/ RWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - p ~3 w5 h9 Z/ J9 l
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ P7 ^+ E2 w% J: o/ PWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 - z$ S- f4 F* [
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 _& Z. s+ Y$ M* F" H+ p1 m6 SWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 L" U3 v- a6 P, n& ~6 Q1 R9 yWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 J0 g" Y4 q* N; Q7 U( t! ]/ x' L5 b2 q7 Z' Q+ J. C
4 w/ h# Y0 b. { 6 ?9 G$ \( L- z* P" x* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 / f* Q% h, H b* ]8 }$ V
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 * t9 Y) J- I8 m) ~Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - b9 W& h1 L& _
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 a/ x5 l0 ^& ~9 M+ r% F
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 2 h! ~4 e \2 B7 E7 OJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 Z7 _# P: e4 k" H B, x
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % f7 M- ]% o- E7 L69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 4 C/ t/ o4 t! a* H69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 [" m/ R5 Q- ]8 H1 I' j
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 " y% R$ d6 S4 W! v2 JItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / p- e# o7 R3 | 0 q! {! g4 J& `" i / a( ^) V! n5 ]+ R+ s
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 % e1 v% o2 V6 r w' K; Q3 y* i
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 + ` i4 c7 \0 Y. V
$ `9 s6 y( M. m- O( Y; h # {3 g, Y x8 A$ d) w* y9 z 1 H7 x$ X F+ h f3 O+ g& d. w# S* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 $ A Q( N" }9 u( z! _7 G% h: gStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ' v& q2 a6 U, AJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 t1 n1 k* `- p% V+ r7 tExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 f( l8 E T4 |. R$ J9 E9 n# Y" |% l& y& Z/ O
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 o0 p3 L. x8 U& N, y8 u
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - E8 Q( f y( b# t$ l3 ^
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + }& a) \7 c) c3 F$ T7 Y
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 X% Q t1 W% s( D4 h* ?6 p+ }from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - s F, w" n8 i5 e: n
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 * ]; R+ J% P& Y( V, n
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 % E" E# W5 {0 ~2 P
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ' C$ ^8 a8 Q% D# V5 W
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - P' H$ A/ \; X: s2 iWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
