Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; @' u( {5 w+ ~- L9 U' d
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 - O3 ?% J" Z& y2 H
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Look how many calories you can burn: 3 R, \& e/ {+ ~- E
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 P. @$ W6 v: a
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 7 o& S) I+ a# t5 t
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 9 G5 n6 ~" ]) t4 `8 A' K9 i, oWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 1 j4 V$ r3 [+ J3 O" D o9 @4 N- o( j3 \& V
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : V' p, ]* D5 B7 HWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 2 n- `( X1 x3 S5 f' I7 ~With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' ^. _1 t. M# c% E% U" b3 l, ]& n! P
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 1 v2 t: c, V, d- F1 {( I/ Q1 p; Z3 lWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . @+ u' X- m$ s# U) F& s
0 J- a1 W: Z, w5 `. r" L# ~! K ( y* n1 m/ O4 H! e: n # Q$ F: w: A7 S' a+ v* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % L$ p) c; r7 z. Z2 E
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( i H$ H2 N% D. y$ ~6 {
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 ^% O# O6 E) x( n
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C5 v* x8 N) ^' [* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ w2 o0 ?' b7 U6 K: D3 D1 ?Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . b( }) M. o r! E m4 zTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ( V# r, b2 ?& H3 v- ~' }
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : J) Q: Z6 P$ V4 r3 I
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " l5 T: Q; F0 C/ e3 MJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 ?" z: _; `. ?) Q
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2 c& L4 p, r" V 9 Y, g u! b a9 U# U5 u* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ) s+ j9 Z0 `. p7 R/ ~$ W# e* O$ ~$ e
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 K% g) Z2 d7 A1 R* E/ V& wFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & [" G d6 H& I3 F* B$ P1 H
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # j; N! s0 X" S6 X
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 O: n7 k$ D5 Y; @. ~! e) X6 C
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 O7 m/ z! P9 x8 d& m2 \! `3 O! X7 D) D+ s( h: y# `8 O) z
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ) Z% c1 ~& `+ L' g8 ZBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 j( @0 e: y) \' t) I! \
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - J- t! G5 t( A7 z$ ?! E- i7 t
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ! p& e* b' L# \' |& P
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 X6 `9 B& Q a0 B0 B
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - O3 f* S0 M0 m- P7 x
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 9 | t M% S/ x4 c. \. W) ]4 w
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . e+ \) T$ B2 s) Q `, z& d
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 j% ~ W& X. o4 G/ h% d5 _
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
