Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # h% f- ? ]% V+ S" D) Q$ ]
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) c2 m, n7 `4 v8 E3 U9 i 1 {- g" j; L* W* Q : X) U* R2 I8 k% g6 |# ]+ f: _+ D$ S" Q
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： b- x {# ]* ~
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( ^# ~3 `3 F& |
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 C& m* ^" I7 r8 }1 m' G3 s" Q( OWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! }6 g' v' k6 g# ?: v @, e) J' q# F
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 . u8 H" b. B1 G8 ?
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " _& Y5 b# | r0 @5 j7 QWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ( s' {9 i. J. T$ |: z& E, N
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + @1 u5 M2 G) a& A( C1 w
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 P3 ?- L5 p; s" t- \( g1 F# L. _8 z+ |/ M+ _7 ~
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0 W+ _* ]& K: k1 O G: V/ D* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 [# E6 m' u5 a6 j4 A7 h
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 | _1 Z3 \ N+ ?) {9 d3 d+ \
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 : Q. l7 U L# M$ f y( m2 c2 _ 8 g$ l# k4 u7 y+ D8 Z- f 2 E2 l/ A! e, a) e' N, `! g
- v5 v+ n. N3 N* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 + e; z# H1 a! Q2 F m% [1 x+ @0 T+ j1 VTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 m6 I) J* V: j/ X7 cTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ M( C; y; ~( v) p" l
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 W( ~" M s5 [% f H; n
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+ P! z9 G* K/ P! j# A+ B+ V/ J $ ?! \7 \4 Q8 i \' I% @* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , B/ U3 w3 {8 O* `- ^: g& O0 m0 KHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 x) `0 n J/ \! |. y T1 x
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 w2 n, x8 i2 C : Z* N: k6 h* _2 m9 P; _$ r9 w' a 6 ` }. s1 l7 w! O8 Q4 H/ T6 u / s$ _1 h4 P8 I$ H4 `1 w0 ]8 X* POSITIONS 姿勢 . ~* X- W: H8 i
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 L6 ^1 |7 W3 I+ {' K o' T' s$ f5 |69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ P+ h" S* |" F1 a1 W( a# f69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " h5 h/ `( m- W) i, s ]- O. tTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 _; m; z; e4 ?( x2 c0 ~
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 y( G/ x) G; I* e% L
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" @6 R3 \2 M% w2 Z, E0 }* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ) a9 j# t a0 L. _0 z
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ! H3 y- x% M; ~$ \. P: [
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 P. |; O, O" b4 b2 s! B) A0 b" z: \1 a0 d
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 t1 e. \ H9 a% r$ s. g9 |Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 . I( i& x5 v* J0 ^/ W# RExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % r2 t0 A; Y* S# _) ?8 @ ' K) h' x9 z0 l' C; h/ T ! K( `! B9 s+ J/ C6 b6 |# G , B' x; Q4 s: y# \) T/ T* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . K1 ] S& D8 ?4 Q
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / g7 z5 O8 \, |, w- ~/ J6 R4 rfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 v0 L& R- Y; J% e3 R
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ) A8 U" X3 Z2 \3 M# r- n) Gfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " `! ?6 E2 @' J/ tfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ; d! m7 T; }2 W1 G. W8 S) T
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / Y9 { T X( A. w: O1 L # \' K s1 L" h. D( N$ V 4 z; J5 \2 E5 ?; R8 {! h8 Q# p {) ^
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 A/ o2 v* E$ O& R
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 : L1 Z' V9 {5 `9 CBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 p8 F# J6 \6 l' h! v# S" b1 A
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
