Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. + D/ V) Y4 f. t2 [! h- H
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 5 w$ K/ L. q0 Q
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , z5 i+ j% J2 i/ hWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 f6 c! L, ^+ D8 p- d! iWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 \* F' Y8 U( b& k# v, x# S6 R
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 ~) }4 @5 L l' l" KWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 J7 E- R% V2 L! O- m( ?3 C( {With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 a# f: m) q& B$ m
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " F4 R( b8 Y# yWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . x. w: Y; {( W( x7 N9 \) j# v2 w( j# S3 M- n+ Q4 o& _# d
2 ~7 v$ U8 b. Q: V8 }1 G. d s 5 q$ ~/ h( ~+ `7 p) m1 ^9 x* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 7 z1 A9 @8 p+ ~& iWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " q! e1 K7 T/ C
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , z4 G: P2 [$ P7 B6 b 2 l7 H/ p; }; _+ K + s* [$ \- r) J( E " e- m3 P' \$ A# Z5 F* Q; k1 l) C* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' q3 C i8 p6 }6 ]6 F. r3 G: ]Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . l" d6 {. c8 z) C( T- M
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - Z3 F- | G: W! h4 z4 M5 O iWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 8 B3 C& E% P' \# M8 ~0 n% ]
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 M" T% _2 m% y8 g3 [1 E# aJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ^. B. a5 O, V3 @3 {+ M. C2 ~% f) A. ^; F7 b0 J+ t; A
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9 f6 J% u9 }0 }& ? t0 B, v* POSITIONS 姿勢 t b' `8 s' f7 t sdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 n* f$ N. ~" N! X! Q% Z, z* L69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 t7 I& |6 s3 M! F; D5 Z: G& l; d* J
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 J S! I1 m3 C( }: p, g4 ^
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * i# t, D" g t$ p# J
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & Y$ s( V+ F5 |1 a
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % A& x& J- d, c- T4 Q. |Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 V, l2 @! x/ S9 @% U2 Y% C
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) O; p& G7 C2 I' q4 b0 Q+ [+ f3 ~+ ~1 {3 r! v
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( G9 Z. ~( d7 e, U5 j( f; vfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - L" h" G4 T" {( M3 Z2 Q" M# efrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % U6 d! u' T; d$ X
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . p; Y9 j8 u+ Xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 W* W% i* o% C& ~2 Q' w: r
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ Q( N( q( _/ l% x% u2 z. m [Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . s; S7 {6 Z' x0 M
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / x! `5 N1 _4 F3 q1 E% @/ RWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM