Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( H# f6 X) l: K6 J6 p% {性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " w+ s) @4 f$ j; V, S. W " W5 F) p' Y7 K0 ~$ V+ U 1 H, y8 G. p* G6 ~& V
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： : z+ U6 N/ P. R$ |. B# J4 Z: {' t1 U5 O2 `0 p0 t
6 z/ O H( B$ p9 P1 c* f! c. w 9 r% l4 O! V) P; O, ^) \: N: U* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( x0 B$ G' ] O* Y+ O1 A) OWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - @5 |2 k% q1 h1 @" q! {( UWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 s; K) m! D5 y
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - ^% `$ Q I9 _With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( C& a. S A7 j8 q2 K* Q5 S
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - j$ F0 O( _0 B+ e* Z: R7 ^. d9 XWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % h+ T" B" R6 t: kWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 @' a& V R. Z' c* X2 f
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ( I% U6 U( B! CWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 r0 C+ X8 z0 A9 f5 ?5 vWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 I4 W* A% G6 [2 D" I1 j' i6 x6 y# n
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 2 g0 V) S' _; S1 x) `" F) o
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - A5 F+ r8 m# g& A
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 f( w: ^- V7 d2 t' \8 ]
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; T- N0 g: T: ]# X$ rJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . j- u# v7 C8 {" r& }7 Q4 c# b
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ! B9 M3 Y* Q" t# Mdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! S* Q/ [$ ^5 H% T# I69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . g! J/ y* R6 Z0 d
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ Z& h; Z) p0 v1 Z; w
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' O; U* K5 o" Y
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; e# I7 y# ?% F# q# m" z! g# S1 ?4 w4 |6 e
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 s0 _9 A; h, O0 z/ W( `4 r+ C
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ D, o/ ]5 A2 e( K; q8 b8 ?: _ % ^0 Y: q2 R$ p- F, j4 i" @, c : |" g H6 Z% K% _ ! Q K* Y7 b! u0 N. g* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - ]; h" y o$ E
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 4 V6 T6 L9 p6 Z8 ~$ E8 f5 o5 |
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 $ t7 ]5 \( b0 q7 S6 A: h6 oExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 n+ y! c* r# A: J* ~3 G5 h: C) g+ _9 r% s: _) X3 r3 o" T, m
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 5 g" f+ L" `3 l6 Q2 j2 ? J! YBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! z+ i o) n/ O" k {
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # z/ a; \' X' s9 i
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - T7 s2 b- G) I0 }% s5 Hfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : N/ B4 V& M2 G) `8 j
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & I8 c2 y* v6 W: |' b0 Xover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' G7 N8 D7 X5 z0 d+ L1 J
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5 q& N1 d! q' G: t 9 `; V) |# w: X6 ]3 B4 J7 ~* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * E1 {( _& k2 Z2 ]: a# D; Z9 AQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & U/ `. Y/ ^$ U) x* r* i3 `
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 , U5 e2 R6 z* G7 X* P6 P( n0 b. k
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
