Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 8 \% @9 z4 T! _! A2 b4 L9 m性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 \( ?8 q, I# d3 [' z
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Look how many calories you can burn: , G4 ` |' e- v/ A
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: p5 A, R; p4 y0 E3 e% h* V: C $ J/ z/ Y7 @$ \2 k* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # b- }$ G$ m4 s9 _6 l' cWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 I( C% w( k. A' W3 c! Z1 F% R7 k
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & B" c3 I& O9 w/ o+ @7 O
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! V8 t7 u0 C$ B$ X5 P" M* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 o7 [3 K4 \9 n+ d& z# v+ ^With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * P2 B z/ B0 I8 l
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / G+ Q' q: F# x9 x, w7 x$ V
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 & x9 s7 Q3 Z3 U: i8 m$ H) MWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % e2 ^7 S* V+ G, s, F+ j
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! L- q L/ m- f% |8 o# p' P* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ( A) V) K) h: B1 x; @* ~With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 k+ ^& d1 E( ]/ ?, e" sWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / X9 o- k1 R6 n! F5 u. w * f5 e, ^4 G( ?% P/ D & ]- l" e8 }4 ?% n' k, D+ |7 D* g' H
, {: y' i9 o5 h# @4 {* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 7 }, r3 a4 `1 X8 Y/ V. BTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 X; p- U9 q u' f( ^* W
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 p: a1 z1 ?. K6 ~5 B' r
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ! B) L; g- E& {1 v
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 5 V7 z7 l! [( F+ L: T; xHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( u9 R" O$ c8 P1 MJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 - p6 {; C" v& c1 H6 j- b6 K( I+ Y
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69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 d; R2 h* |$ b/ Y4 t) ~3 d69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 H# r3 f h4 ~' [# `( H5 nTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 T! e1 c4 w) s" c/ x; [Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + I7 p( Z) w; ~ 2 M1 B8 N+ c5 ^! Z) j ! S# z4 p/ U0 D: ]
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 4 @" X. Z7 Q2 h8 k/ bReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # F# x( I( C* c' G: U+ k# y4 J
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 9 W# T% J# U( @
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 & v) S" M9 N, |& s7 ?9 d& Y
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 a; f' n8 k: ~8 }; U7 V7 c9 M! EExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 # O0 `1 Q4 x! c1 a, c- p
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 6 N Q( o$ Z6 a! K5 U# z0 gBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 i. S Y! g1 x2 Z3 f+ I
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - `- `9 m2 W' E4 H6 |* Ffrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * z* Z# i, m @/ e
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 \4 d: d( v* O1 \5 mfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 |' }% u2 f! O9 g7 v4 l
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( `1 D3 {1 }3 p1 U. T8 S. ?* W w
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 / h0 L- j+ s# { i6 {( k1 @: LQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ' D+ Z2 r/ T" u% \4 k3 N4 {Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / u9 L/ Q" t* L% F! oWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
