Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 g3 S+ `* V3 ] j* L; d A: l性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 D9 V* L9 q) g( `, O: B4 k" y
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Look how many calories you can burn: 3 a2 g/ H9 I6 Y8 v5 }5 w
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ; h8 h9 u# T% o7 F& A7 z * Q& R! f' M! U+ [. ^- ` 1 Z" {- ~" ?9 \, V
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + w& y7 ?- `& nWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # F" C8 I2 `. c2 a8 d
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/ a2 n d, m# H2 v$ L* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 , v/ G% Y2 s5 h/ z. q
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / g+ y2 O d0 ~" Y( r, F& P
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 t# g/ r7 l9 I2 R% f- c1 |
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 f5 c: r+ O8 F2 y' `
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 {3 j5 l8 D5 L8 Z6 F" a, T, `9 [. `$ D+ y) ?
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0 q( E; H, u7 L% r0 K& j( v. ?! K* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 f8 p" i# ~* p# v5 f' D/ Y& M% Q) `/ D
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 7 T. w1 \! d/ cWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 * d3 V- z2 u7 h, p/ L6 F/ ~
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 }! h2 X V1 A$ TTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + v) y9 r8 l/ X- z e! ?" n
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 / Q0 {* \9 a; ?' {) D) e % F% d# H2 B- r; o 3 J+ G5 W7 a' ]
P" f& X( K& b3 D* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 m, \; K) P Z' z% ?7 q
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / }5 _) Q) b' D! F, DJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 z# _* A, ]0 L7 r" _1 z% R- a ! f) M4 D& C0 v6 k8 Q% U- Q " C, a% v' A, K& a3 Z, b$ D; }- P2 T: M+ h n/ N
* POSITIONS 姿勢 0 H) M m& E% {3 u4 Q) e! X7 Edaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 0 o& X. @* B2 o* e. x; m
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 7 e; \" O% @' W2 G5 R
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 @# }2 i7 \; J3 B/ `8 [
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . v( [6 k h q) x! ?! a/ a; V
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 , G4 G; P x n$ `) {8 d N
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e& D4 i2 Y# }! \* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : w( x4 f/ H4 {& z7 I7 N c( J
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 3 R3 @1 ]- @* G. a4 O- N
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & Z+ P7 \4 u8 b7 l! K8 x4 Y
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 * U$ h. g; C' N1 f, nJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 " ~8 L4 j! {) w$ E, q4 a; q
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) n: b9 S4 i' ~& c1 y3 p# s: h! d# S" `' l _& d/ {' Z
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) [0 R, P" R5 ^# G3 Z
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - c& H4 b1 w' B7 p9 s7 O6 Mfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , Q4 v( S5 Y v7 q, w' S
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 + ^# A8 i, n' L' T# mfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + u* C% B9 u7 F
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 : n* ~3 E0 d8 G A1 o7 b $ h) h$ X2 a, U. B8 l * s# P% m1 _" j0 @. u, ^
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ n9 ?6 ]0 Z* t2 m& z0 ]Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , M S& P* F3 ?9 H% e, S2 O5 MBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 M& O- Z2 u7 [
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
