Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. - R6 w0 D9 C: T; `( z
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( @& T M2 J, r5 O# C' t+ S# g; J) [; e' I" w( A; E
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - r+ m+ T ]# w$ D( ^6 nWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 $ P6 L) c, H( j& w2 N2 h, [' N9 C
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( J0 H$ N$ Y! V" y' DWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " m+ w* Z$ W$ A& V& p4 P/ N
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 b% G4 }! A( O" d- e! d
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 1 p- P* E7 I" T: AWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 - N5 Q1 R: `$ _" M; c2 D& U9 `
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 b$ E# ]% k7 T$ A
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 % ^9 @5 ^% ^1 `) S- u6 ~2 e- H 9 y: a e6 D7 d0 B& W 5 U0 o& D, N+ @. K* w4 [ " a2 M& R+ ~6 j* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % I3 h" |4 Q) e ^; H" pTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 - l `! F1 d# \" E" Q
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 g# z' b/ b1 J; n8 t* eWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) l+ f+ W; U1 H/ c5 Q
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ c1 P" g& \' I) p" Z( ~
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / p# {5 S4 Y. I# S, ^' T' d% u69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , l8 {3 X5 L" t
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & E* L) O/ @* O4 W: I
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 k4 h4 k5 A/ ]Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * i( L: W$ e; \/ `+ @
1 \% z1 T- X* w1 g( |# @ $ t8 D4 d1 n$ V3 Y) k) h 8 m, ^# K5 v4 j1 o! h% L+ R* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ; d1 _/ d; V: y7 c
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ h& O1 j$ f: A& K" s( b% q
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * {: `$ i3 d g+ |( F& o / e6 A5 P& U2 o2 G; q/ ?' b- A 9 i) p. C2 U. D9 f+ j3 _ m 9 y' v9 `* r, V; |0 w* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 & k$ K, t) j& h/ r! Z! R3 rStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 * Y& @; j9 S( h E$ T' m, Q# C. T* k! MJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) Q! F: T0 K* W v- hExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , f9 d1 c ^3 n; Z% y2 Q8 X& C) ?# A* f L2 V2 Q/ h* d7 M
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( w9 X( ?. `% d+ ~! M4 f1 C
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 9 b. N% M5 u; z; K7 f+ Ifrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * T8 J7 J' L+ ?) `; Z6 t, v. r
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ( L9 y! n" E7 Z& m1 I0 ?, r w6 D
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # i' L. ?$ F& q2 P, |
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 3 z. A2 S: C& E, f+ ~. A$ H" F7 r% J; F# P) m( g9 q
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 {: W7 j/ c! m4 g9 @! z# M4 zBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * w7 F' `& ]) Q0 L4 ZWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
