Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . E: G2 |9 {9 O) P8 h
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 # S8 |0 j. R. B: `" O3 M) S+ I- {% Y! D( q9 @3 U8 ]' _2 ]
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 V2 _# L+ u$ n9 m0 m3 t+ H
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * Y* l. ~$ |5 c5 j/ `, T* {
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0 E6 q/ ?) _3 f% m* K% N$ E( P# d$ V: f( h5 x* ~
; h$ d% T# _" y 5 W& t9 j0 i8 p+ R, J3 Q# C1 n* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 & z) {9 Q4 x: Z. z' T6 K0 q% y1 GWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / {# I+ L) l* k. a1 r1 n
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 % o" U" K! f% x6 j9 ^' n k
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : t9 `( u: l6 ]' I$ gWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 : R" H# L7 B" y1 J $ i, G' F; b, `9 V& _) c6 ? N 9 c- b5 Y( Q. L/ M, @: v) s
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , g3 K7 M/ J' D- MWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 n2 [( ?% E, \- u$ q3 NWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 . o2 b( q, N+ Q V1 Q# e* B 0 ^3 ^5 c" N1 i0 I ) z1 f* o4 i8 @. D
2 C8 ~/ P: X, r3 {8 ?5 `* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 + Y6 L! ]+ n! l$ k
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 - u6 C" F& B9 d; ^( f
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 8 L0 z' [/ F) E: f8 R; i! j, DWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 N3 }9 d* S C" @' e, D
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- V4 A" i- ]2 e* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 * _$ v' i+ |9 |* ^: U8 }- _- \Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' D4 B5 B; T' H) _4 c4 S+ f FJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 }$ D) e+ K. ^/ [1 p( Z
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 5 M$ X; W7 g# j5 l0 X+ a0 ^2 I
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( E9 [5 H, X* |' t& d M' P( f
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 i+ ^+ d( ^1 [; b
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - V3 f; \, p: k# D4 |5 {2 x
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 4 n$ L Z- M* |) x / z- e k' W0 V5 X! a8 a0 d 4 i: S% ]% n% K2 ]. V 1 t( S( H! K' K k6 z' p% @: x" `* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 3 A' ]7 I1 ~1 L. x8 k% T- O0 c+ OReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , m$ M; X2 Q, M) g
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 + I# U, S2 w+ |* T1 s 2 f+ e4 f: A& a" D( o% I0 Z9 w # {4 L3 G8 l) X' X3 e$ l
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) z9 C) |5 X9 w# Y- y" J
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 {, ^" K. R: V/ H) E
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 : W5 `& u5 l" J1 `+ R. g+ f4 V4 c( }, a' a) l5 N
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # U% V0 z" q% U2 k+ _
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 A* \7 T5 A* E1 V6 ~/ T2 l
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 \* k% Q" o# B; B& C8 I4 a
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 . s N" a+ t2 _) \) Nfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ; h9 n5 b. I6 O$ m& K4 T5 i( dfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 v$ _6 c# ~+ K0 Fover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 , O$ r9 |! q0 k: D8 d/ h6 k
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % e3 ]+ ?, ~8 s$ @
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 H5 _- @# B1 {5 FWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM