Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 Y5 _, r$ G, }! ]3 V
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 c9 w" n" }; X0 V& o% q$ P: d/ ~$ @
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Look how many calories you can burn: : [7 ^- p$ k) ^" g _你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： " R& r x7 E/ U7 [' S- ]9 Z
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , w" ]2 k" e! v$ r# tWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / w/ s( c! M s2 k0 xWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 N( V9 {' U& Q( R$ I0 t. B
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ; j2 o% s* P4 |1 N: GWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " ~% a8 t* R( ?8 k; |
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 w: J& j4 L4 S" G/ [; v
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % n5 M$ A; I9 qWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 A B: z+ E. t+ q$ m0 Y p$ P3 m! f/ z; h# x
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & T2 y. y7 w& K! p$ r6 UWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , _7 N, A* }+ S$ @+ Z- T/ T
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " |+ Q. f' T1 Y
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I, @; O: E2 D- X: x7 [# p* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 - Z P6 [/ E& |" ^
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ o; b7 |0 U& yTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; u) {; `+ p" a: | c# L+ S
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 B$ N! x5 A1 `8 P5 b* l3 a8 Z ( B1 k$ l* e! H - }% z) E" v) G5 n
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % I* J: W/ J7 g: n1 E3 C+ }8 v5 B SJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & o( x/ o5 c: S4 I9 t, b! d
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % V3 C% L: h2 U4 b2 @/ g69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ w3 Z! k/ \. I2 Z69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 : c! Y% l: J6 ^ J( @2 j9 BTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ w/ d. Z4 L& R. U5 f# CItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 2 j: g4 x0 x0 I2 w% U7 l; i' [- i7 F7 k+ e
, T2 L3 c4 o ~0 `8 V5 K7 s. F4 w ) q) O/ f2 N- e9 y- o6 ?5 |* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! l( v, h/ O. w7 |Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 R0 D/ o1 c d, ], r* @, G& \9 r
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 q& z0 ?$ D& y: j* W1 a 3 k: s( r1 I3 f, | 5 P2 R9 j& X) m7 K( `# H
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! N2 o$ `# ~- ~% U& Y" qJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ! {; d1 `0 L: i$ k9 B2 a; p
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * Y: ]8 K- O1 `( i% _, R2 S( M- B
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . }' ?! O5 i2 W4 DBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 % e: `7 ]5 c) @
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 : ~$ N% d9 S7 O7 u$ S5 x# V! p* ~
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / P# ~' m0 R3 A5 r1 f5 U
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 K+ X6 j$ ]2 ^( t! i
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 N$ k- W" j2 X! R8 A# yover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / \1 ^- D2 r0 m) p
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 * L; R, l- _' c' b) qBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 : w( O& s# o& I; e
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
