Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % ~# A, q/ _: B' ~" D% c
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " D( c. e# I+ j( ^$ T. c( a / j* s) S0 e) S: q+ h* f1 A* S$ ~ & ^2 q+ A D7 W# t& ]
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Look how many calories you can burn: ' v* q+ Z' x% s4 d& j& A4 X
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： Y" E" C: \( \& I 0 a6 v6 | b2 S ) s1 j) ]0 ^1 Q. I; C u0 \! S1 w4 }: X: z- D. `/ Q! p% M
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' P- t" P1 W: t4 h) J3 x
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " E+ P [8 H2 eWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0 H6 p* S$ C. H! n( M b) R! l, Y! E8 t% x0 B9 t! j* ]
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9 L* d5 ~# i# P8 g( w" k n* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 4 ^) ^! M% E5 e: \With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 x: s% s# h- b2 dWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! R9 o9 d1 a/ d/ t
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ t$ V( d* C0 c8 M1 N
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 m- h- P( v! `' D
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 I; @) T2 ~+ ]" d( m7 \Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & M5 z$ w, G2 U. Z7 R0 y3 `& A9 P$ I- r. N: {5 ^& T, Q3 y
2 D1 o. ~( a3 I5 K1 x! [ 9 i' L2 k/ K, Y8 E2 y* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 , y: e6 T3 ^- s4 w9 u! B9 L
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / J6 G6 b+ I$ O
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 b: z* _3 h; X$ ?6 b
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ `. L; H) e( ~$ \% @
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 l V* z0 B+ C, @2 {- rJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . z q# {' P( A- W( X0 c9 V" L- L2 g7 Y+ B8 \
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 E- B' z) w" y3 W7 i k4 c. @
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * j, _: e2 j- _. s1 M
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 2 Y& f4 d+ j E+ z/ w p4 F* O7 rTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' {) P+ i4 T( _7 L7 E6 U4 E+ P
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 |& t' w x6 C1 q5 |4 B
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4 q7 O+ I1 w7 _' V h* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / V7 k2 L9 f; N3 v6 z
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 b' Z& T$ j! D% R+ MFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 U" l. ?# t4 i; K
7 \- z4 o! `& r! ` T& u 9 @: e- i9 V+ n/ z" M) f7 a : ]2 t9 h* [9 }7 Y0 q* w0 h8 Z* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 0 D) Z7 X. }) u% t% uStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 g% h1 J& y i. t& I QJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 G# o* c$ M* b- m% O" X B' ?Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 Y8 k: j* \$ T& {3 o. d
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ n" e# W( M% N& |4 B; L& u; _from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( A$ A; ~% E) t9 q% W
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 k9 _( @0 c' f& M: yfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 f3 ~0 z# N* _from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ; Y" K5 S& g; R: {) C
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + H6 L+ G( \+ z& T0 s
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 . K% @ `9 n9 Q5 Y/ V' m$ t
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ; L( O- l& g: L6 m( |Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # y4 ]8 W$ ^( s+ i3 eWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
