Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. X" g! q1 R. c: D5 N
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+ P: c, m; l1 k# K l& ?* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; O& l. O9 |1 ~9 R9 L, Q( ZWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' ]0 K: Z& l1 h5 L; t( K
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ' w4 |. X/ e$ J
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7 w8 ?4 |0 u ~! q+ t : I. g* j/ j5 W. e5 ?: V' ?* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 T: M+ \/ z5 zWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 + Z. i/ o6 s1 Y4 U3 X m+ i. hWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 m4 g/ a0 y5 u2 ~With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' w7 Q& Y o" S/ |7 }$ T; `* d' P
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ~- S0 w" p- Q0 M : E% r0 w, I. ~ , K+ h$ A$ L" D4 \2 r! N( f3 x5 V9 t3 c. }- I
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 1 |: T' a5 K4 v. a" }5 \With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : p) X$ K% ~" r4 ~ W" t
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 . _ A. k& m m* E% J7 A4 e7 B) s! i5 C% e; [7 Y
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! e- V0 A4 c, w/ `( x! ]- M( _Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ( t/ @5 Y5 }6 O" Z' t
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , f* q+ I6 Y. {7 G- V) L
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : Y3 D$ l% C$ W9 w5 s2 n; [) z2 u" p# X$ S6 |/ J" J- m1 b) o& s: |. l
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ( Y! _( F; H8 f5 r% p; \; p; z6 xdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 + p/ Z& a/ ^- X \0 A69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 c" q0 \, R+ f. t3 X69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) X' S$ k- d2 G ~0 nTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' s P' q* o% mItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & W& ]* a4 g. e% n* r0 I& B% h : n6 _/ C* ^2 U# D# o) X( S + E% K0 p1 C/ z0 }& G; t* u9 Y$ O4 I9 M2 j2 \
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 p; J7 A& m* |" u$ F* Z% hReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 w& a- i+ t+ o& d: V+ \4 y% P, U
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / f6 Y. ^( V5 {- s8 m* C
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ; `* Y# h7 H# K7 s5 m+ X5 I
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 + T0 |) f3 C9 r8 y0 e; P: T7 a
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 : r- [& b2 C. A- H $ y5 a0 H0 k8 h' Y2 N8 x* A2 | * F2 z, _. D+ g5 A3 L 6 u9 f2 M, ~, L4 @. D- l5 d" `* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 & U* u5 E& b7 ^: ~3 c
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . `: H' K8 d$ h1 {3 k9 H- k* |from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " i% v: g5 I7 }2 U3 G
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 5 ~- m* p, y7 H0 E
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 - O/ c* @4 J& R8 {# k" a
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 X; Z( U# `' w! Q T: Q
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! {6 S4 K O, c# B; L% @
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 3 A0 e! K: p" v
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 g' K' b' ~, s* u6 S2 k7 ~5 z% z7 O
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 A/ h1 T. t( [. z3 _With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
