Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! x) _" m5 r" q8 _9 h. W性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 Y' z7 Q8 Y% C. L! R5 i$ T , e {) b# I3 m8 Z- a2 Q) I ( _5 |' f5 z+ T, l5 N
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 b1 H D1 g; [/ [0 s% q ! G/ {6 x- v6 S' S$ b( M % c- q5 V, a* ?' ^5 O( T. y
2 p2 o. W, P+ `$ n* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 * u0 T d: u9 e, \1 P4 Y# P
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 4 j$ c6 O5 T1 Z8 z0 WWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : H' z. [' ^6 J( K ! Q. K! O: Y5 y" `9 r. p $ H0 e* g' u3 R0 F" N/ j/ ^, O* w 3 Z0 J" P8 g0 X; {6 g' j1 r0 A* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 t; M' j) P. i
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 G/ l N- x# |6 k) W4 I
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " ? w. i. F# d ]5 U( \5 O
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % ?3 Z' `1 D1 y9 g4 a- Y1 k
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( E4 q. F8 Q9 r' T) E0 S
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 7 f" g4 Y7 W/ y; b q0 T: z
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ' f C5 V% x* U: w 3 A4 r# X# Z' T1 X' [' z4 Z( l & x1 I8 P' ^1 O2 k8 c) l% H8 ]/ y( R
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 c8 l* m* a$ f. i" N$ l
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 U1 A5 D) h+ ]3 d0 KWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ g2 e+ t( x7 | U. {3 U! h 5 T7 t! i9 j* q) k7 [6 Y & U6 s0 u* x0 Z/ w: t& Q1 a k+ x. O5 o+ c# ~- K/ G- a; \* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 $ o2 C5 u) w8 r
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 c+ U' m5 D8 i6 ^& N7 f7 u: ZJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 h5 Q( V4 l, s( q% v ; L. ?! i9 S/ D/ I2 ^* Z* M ( M; u& k& z0 K g. }/ j( d( {2 \
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( Z/ W3 t2 y5 [5 O69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 `8 S% ]6 `( H# G# s
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # i$ h; {) i5 YTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 % G* L2 \6 C) A9 hItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # W! X" V& z4 S' n
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! r# D$ J! [3 e
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' c8 b( {- s4 @4 `; k! {* y* u* xFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 O s8 Q) O2 X6 \, p
0 T- c; V* f) L0 m, l+ D; _: X M2 J( [7 \9 r9 D * `! n! e/ [1 y6 |6 t* w* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 5 S1 t: [: E6 @, [ I9 H# \. ~8 `+ mStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . p, D( Z) @5 b, _Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 z2 f# G) q) w7 R$ S: S; FExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 r2 V4 ]% d9 q* ^0 C/ O0 m , P/ m5 {- N$ s9 U 7 V! K: S i9 D' T) C. N4 x0 X4 d$ x' E& K9 A
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 / Y8 m$ D; t! O: B: U9 O
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + N7 {3 ~7 l1 P6 w! X T
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! c( Z* ? S( p) g6 R0 W2 {8 vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " t( U+ m; E d: \
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & K* K! d, F; ]' g
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 @' w: J7 c {1 Z, e2 w6 u3 p: [
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 " P( m' {8 g! }! B9 s! E% D. m; U# Q# f $ Y- r: Q$ p. g& l/ r " ?) X" S& X/ [, H0 g# S* |# G2 R& c% ]
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 0 X- Z1 u" c4 D6 l0 O7 u( W
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 U& @* m- Z, ~7 z% N7 P% n
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # Y! {5 N. s0 y9 UWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
