Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 u$ K! K" Q5 D& m% M6 N1 |
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 o- N. p* k* N4 H" R
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 3 O+ a, K: v2 F3 G8 H
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 v7 v/ d$ V+ ^4 J3 O9 V
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - d; D1 a" M j5 V0 r 1 c3 _" T9 s$ v3 \4 a3 E" H B0 N* z6 N+ R6 V! V : N1 Y2 Y& W# S8 w1 @6 p* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 Q, t$ H: S# g, _% p2 @7 ^
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 u0 Q+ Z& V {) i8 |' J# g8 O% I
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : G3 t, }! A( L5 z; k' ~- @( l' w
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 t8 k; w i5 f t# g# R9 u L
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % m- V% Y9 C3 N$ ^6 v / z' u6 k k% `- o" L 7 Y) B4 o: R- A- s8 l; p& J
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 - F8 Y& {: @+ M1 rWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 c. b7 J- I3 Z! ?% ?& W/ e
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " E( ]5 `2 o2 p3 a5 ?0 z
) m9 Q @, x- P 2 G* n: p9 g( {# d/ p. p # A5 M' W* T2 V0 j9 K7 |% ^% F* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 " U, \! i* o5 VTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 o: O9 v- F* {& D3 K5 B/ ^2 WTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : X' F# S0 z! i/ n) IWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 u/ c1 w' t3 f' H! J# S& I7 o) W
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * g4 C5 t4 s, Q2 u+ }5 Z0 fJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 E4 k& S; t! ^" l* b( c4 ~( P
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 N+ W0 T9 G: L6 t7 k5 B1 K0 w69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 7 N& R9 u i( W: w69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 V/ }! b1 z5 S) S% z8 TTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( F7 ~7 b3 g' Y0 j
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / e, c: q7 A: h 3 l$ A5 T5 g0 E / ^5 ]! ?4 e& H/ ?* R6 I% y# a5 k 9 G* ?! L$ J9 ?! K/ R5 d* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 9 z& G% M3 d1 V" FReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , |4 A3 X# U& `, y; x0 P' vFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ( G& `. }* K. t! Y8 S7 l2 j1 g0 f/ m 5 S" r, ~7 F; D7 F& N/ j: v # V1 C' _9 q: @1 q5 `: L# u
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 + B$ ~& [! O7 _/ Q1 D$ E# e7 d. \Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & ^' r+ u1 M. L, ]- D- I9 p0 oExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 G3 q2 j4 t8 D' d, d2 l9 t# Z9 V$ ?3 f0 @) H7 T5 A
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 N, e, v( l2 ~0 d: [- e( v8 H1 [from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - _# j/ m* b- o' gfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " x9 ~- S& g9 G% g
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 b6 V. |# p G! T
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( R' J8 Y( M, O4 l+ L$ {5 H0 Kover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - M: \# P+ Z+ G- T / R( g c* B c, x 5 @& `$ r0 M0 v: U! F3 ` 5 ?& T+ K, q. F$ |* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 i' U0 _3 ~$ D. B, @
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 # u. c- ?2 r6 I8 Z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 i% n7 o& X7 _. ]. Q' |With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
