Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( j8 L5 I1 ~" U! k- w" G8 _% ~; k
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : ]! V9 S" v: U; W2 j, g
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Look how many calories you can burn: ( Q- ?$ y$ Z4 `/ E. R( L+ H+ }8 G- F$ g# h你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ( `! o7 k9 S3 M
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 4 h& _& F6 R( N. Q1 c
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 4 }$ {9 d, G/ u( m% _8 q. q
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 6 P, r2 d% P- C3 N' X
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K( y# O, w: h4 _3 p' N 0 ]/ [) l/ N6 L* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 2 t0 r/ s/ G$ C6 D4 e
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' A" t# ^$ G, Z% l6 A3 nWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # Y& k* m; r6 o ?7 |$ \ z
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . F0 |* g, e' tWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ; y5 d. p Z* r* J . {- O E: K9 X% c+ z, i; W& g6 A, @ * e+ _" S1 @. i9 Z8 o
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 p4 W" q/ y1 b: F, r. `With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 + h2 R) c F& ~. @7 a8 o
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ \- v2 Q1 B7 v) e; @
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 [6 k) u% ?2 m6 M: L8 b) s5 m0 p
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ; q" L9 |5 o/ Q5 f$ r5 y! G$ dTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * g% Q4 o; m% g8 W5 O& `# P+ K
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 O: s7 u7 Q( }5 x
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , I4 w6 L) E" J, B- k; D8 ]" ]
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ l8 {) c5 U% C% i 2 Q5 m5 _" U( }# p+ g - |7 X1 e4 m3 q. ~. g , u" h s4 K! J' T9 N* R* POSITIONS 姿勢 * p) `3 a$ d. t5 I7 o6 w0 fdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 s. \9 E3 A& z% {4 \3 y69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / ]1 K4 \3 E+ ~$ v# K
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ F1 O. x; Q$ p+ L0 O
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ X/ b- ]% t Y1 G/ Z4 |6 e; c) yItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + m+ a4 ^5 M0 t7 m1 e! p
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$ S% _9 t" W4 X2 ^2 @- D/ P* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 2 w0 N. b. z' c" f6 N5 a6 {& i
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 G% W/ `" w5 z2 e! ?% S u3 ]3 MFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! i( B) h* m( C. z4 ^* M7 U
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 m) p. ?* X& r- F. j! _& YStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . b- \( x/ q5 c/ ] t9 }4 y0 WJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , n' N* F1 W) Q! x
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! {, e% o: z* \5 u' X
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 @+ O, c! P9 |2 ]8 U8 L
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 n1 v- K" f, I: S% I# u7 Lfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 o3 W4 `; e0 g/ A. i* F2 V
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 . E/ e D* y6 K1 _" Q2 L b0 C% }+ o
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * @: A5 T% X; ^6 P6 a0 @from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 * q2 u m3 `+ k
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 6 A' [" c2 V+ S( z( m
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 n- l6 ?' A( `! f3 U& j6 V; W
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & r5 T" J( G2 W4 q; C! M- S4 ^ N) u7 FBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / |8 s& b$ b. j" J, c% |) C
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
