Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / H1 d h1 e' Z# Q性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + w& V4 S& @) ^( ]5 K2 H4 \; i$ p) P+ B, n* J+ \# v v* q0 i& [$ e
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l9 t$ c$ Y: T3 @9 z8 b* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 & Z: ~' A7 t( A; ?0 PWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 L" X0 ^5 f/ J$ [Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 a+ M. p7 J3 E$ r8 y4 W, B
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 8 ?; y- J$ L1 {# k3 B6 R& P
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 c) f% l) _, }) aWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 {, t. e; I( X, s% s! |With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . ?8 N0 K& [( W* ZWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 B) w) F+ q( g) F( z5 D: W$ C: b" W5 T, B( m
/ j- y, j+ E) | / Z* _7 U& b' v9 r* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 + Z5 @ y9 e7 ^! e9 d
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % z* j v8 V$ R4 W `$ f% M
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! L; j+ P. _& H( N9 l( e
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3 Z& ^/ p5 ]4 `; Z4 _& g0 C( Y* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 V* K0 u8 b+ A k" X& ZTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 J" u% m: L$ Y/ B2 Y: PTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' L' h2 z$ X/ D E3 m- U! U
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 N: P" A( W# f: P % _; ~: j7 s& M0 i : Y& y& h3 U$ H
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; i* A* i" r# j, n
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . d6 M% u7 a. [ |/ N6 |: J6 M! n7 K3 A( n3 w* [0 f" J0 Q5 D ?$ B
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * O5 J1 q' n) x' C' f* _$ R9 W
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % o( W+ P Y" q% `69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 ]. Z9 t" x" k
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 y& A5 g" E+ c/ s$ `5 c3 \0 o
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . c( j; F1 c! Q' e1 w1 H ~+ i6 s% w
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 Y6 F! i" `' r" h$ l% _Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / L# L+ y. S4 c( a$ Z' K) L6 B# n+ x6 w) w9 n
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 R" y) A5 B3 p" L; C8 x5 _Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , u+ y2 \' f2 F( N( D. @- F
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + L; r& U# U+ r$ _, Y8 }9 Z6 F6 ] C( P( H2 X
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . ?% Y$ w# _( h! LBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 g7 l8 e7 t$ W6 H: Qfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 & ~0 ~9 T$ }5 V1 ~! L: sfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ( {" @5 t/ e$ W4 A
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 r. l) ?* I6 ]( M, X7 p6 Z6 O
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ; U9 y& u- i# g; }over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' A' J, O6 s; w8 w& Q% H% j& i: A" @+ G0 k) h7 d, T
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 : V3 ]2 D+ g2 |5 y- W# k! m! aBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 0 Z3 O6 S0 D, }; h V! m; RWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
