Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 8 C+ X6 W$ K' a+ F$ l4 G性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 . ]& H+ O9 k0 p+ n3 {5 v5 o# b
! H/ E' R+ p0 I9 _0 O" f( t : D8 T5 d1 ~# D7 s; E 9 E; [1 n! p. c/ VLook how many calories you can burn: 2 [3 X3 N& e: @/ @; g4 {5 A你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ a: O* h3 w- x4 |" y1 ?; I- v# R* m5 m% ?4 I6 {- i& u
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 $ |5 Y. Q- ~0 F
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; X5 C* K6 k* g! R9 W3 AWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : I5 T3 @8 i, ?" b1 o( G# D+ Q. @1 F- y8 W7 z; _6 Z) T2 O
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2 E/ P4 K" h& ?, l: D* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 k2 M; ^) j3 m* n/ D. ?" C& O
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' L- J7 }" a8 B) c
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! Y9 x3 \6 D* K# [8 D% D; s! h( g
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # W( f) I6 e1 T8 qWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 e$ u' O: v; T( e5 U3 p
1 v7 @1 p$ V1 _6 y3 k / Q1 G2 @ s9 ?- T! u5 A2 R , \. y7 h8 a0 t# d& m' {9 V- A& t* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 7 \2 t, G7 p- V: v- wWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) {" b* n5 h- a) D3 tWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 4 S& h. k! X, q. R; x3 G3 b( [ ) ^1 F7 b" s# ?4 v5 z7 t ( E6 g# m+ g5 z+ o 8 r1 ?6 z4 g" `; |1 Y' C( ^* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & q7 [. |& y# qTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 l9 [2 i- B( C4 R" ~! C2 b( }7 uTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ( o1 L; b2 X4 j) B+ Q; ~+ TWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 B. R8 C- o- Z6 }& k* R
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 E) K3 B7 T+ m) t, N6 l
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % }4 W( m, X# `6 Q. C+ P4 w# |" \3 s, Y: @/ Y' I: `
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 |' \7 j4 B! `0 y2 J69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 l; g% f& V/ Q3 J4 [; h5 Q
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ M4 ]5 a% J. a0 ^6 b1 d+ Y
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 V( l! x0 \& H
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 5 o7 }# g! r: e : w5 D! m2 {' F% V2 o" n! M5 D ( e2 O; Y/ y* \% C
7 q ~# T/ H! Q8 @2 t* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! j; n" r7 Z4 }0 ~* o! Z, e! _- nReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( [$ B# ~: u& T3 R* d4 p/ JFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : J" p9 D# Z+ ]. l
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ' r' S$ f6 r* D) a: Q4 NStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) J. E5 N. z& d5 }$ g3 ?Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 5 s. T- z% {$ k7 v2 wExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 b# ?! P& v1 C$ Y# j s& V! P5 P3 @ 6 \' P1 D* U' a2 C( s , I9 P' F8 N1 Q( X
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 }, e- G3 U1 P6 e5 G4 p5 p1 { ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( t# U$ J( {; A4 e" ], ufrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , Y9 d3 ~" @ P' g7 Q1 ]" sfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 5 B S, R: k/ Wfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ C; ~0 y; ?0 U& `" H: {6 F" Mover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 6 n( m; K8 v9 J; B9 \# S9 h
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 P) k, C: Y$ ^Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 8 H: K0 F1 U* Q, B4 P1 \+ @
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
