Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * f5 A, x2 h) c
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " w% o3 g1 i# P U; k9 t
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # z% D3 ?% m* y" G% m
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 f; K2 Y! q8 N+ w# [7 h
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. x% D" [: O# C R* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( I6 |6 D3 |4 T' D
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / I( A3 Z6 x, n" u( r; uWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 ]( s# m& B A5 ?* Q5 W
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ( s5 v, g# m* Q! F: s( UWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 t" _- k% s- B( A2 B |7 N
) X2 n4 W7 K4 }' ?4 H , M1 l" O6 e: k& p8 E& K. n3 w # t2 _" ~: c$ b, w2 B4 x; X3 |$ O* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 L( |* h( X: u* ~" p, O+ GWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 / T. \" c( o1 W, N/ w% C
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ k+ {# Q% H) w2 k5 e0 e$ Y- v: e( g+ J0 ]3 D6 ?
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ( J2 S p# b, L+ c3 CTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # C3 R% T1 j: c9 w! Q- y, D
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 8 @& q; w3 D" I! W# x6 d! j7 D7 s
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 4 B, j0 R% K ?3 a0 q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 Y* [0 r9 m' k
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 {$ D1 P! ^7 O I* Z/ C69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ) G" m# x1 y- P* d' ?1 p) U# h69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . s" K1 D, S8 W7 K' @5 _& \
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 q+ ^" b9 v# H! O
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 5 r) @. O8 J& t; M, v
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - l5 y/ d; v r: ~# N8 [Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 j6 O* ?/ T% T1 E! s3 Y2 G2 t2 I! w3 p( t3 ?( Z
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . _# D- r! r5 b0 y6 UJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 k M( Y. S- P. M1 n8 Y2 @& f
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 : e" |/ c4 Q# U' @4 u, O4 I, q % u0 b2 Y* C8 N O" o0 d " L- V0 E& W# t1 j- O) h- T
: h- ]9 G" P0 r+ q9 e* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # k- V1 x8 m5 I$ |- |9 JBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 L/ ]) z8 Y% Yfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) _% l* t! j7 mfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 1 m: F1 o% e0 ]& z* T& |, U. u# H
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 B5 \ k! u2 y& D9 w# ^
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' w1 C* v9 V* k, S& D/ n
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # p/ ~. s4 z4 p! V5 P ( Y( w) A) ]0 |2 `- w & O+ Z( e$ Q$ f7 e$ p
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 / k& T5 f6 `) E! j% e8 O
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 $ G, v6 B! P1 P! `1 Q5 N
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 & u4 B8 U V" H" d: T# pWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
