Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . S/ l7 ?6 V( L性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 t" Y, q9 E% M' f" s0 b8 w
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Look how many calories you can burn: ! p2 q s+ E2 g5 M, h4 }( P2 R你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: $ Q( p4 z9 W2 c6 _* Y
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 8 ~+ l6 v! T( w, sWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 x1 N6 W6 h/ t7 M6 jWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - v* j! r1 d" C/ {9 T/ n $ h9 H) O9 U. @' Y : r* r: S9 @8 W' v" R
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " J% o/ S! v" \* ]0 R
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' C" f6 G# C, W$ D2 EWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 7 |: d. l1 A6 n4 FWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 h; x! P6 s4 @. S
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 r* y* q* d R( O: x8 w- A9 ^. c6 t6 \/ {$ g- |9 [' i' Q$ ~$ z3 q U
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 7 o7 `$ j; i- ]5 T( ?With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 6 F1 `. N5 V7 yWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + h! A( G' O; h" n T : _+ s/ ?0 X- ~ T) `' s6 }. Y9 q/ V 1 L1 i# z/ M& ]' Z6 I) v
7 P& a4 K. @' k1 p; R0 y: w/ V* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ ^- k1 V W% W6 ]6 UTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " p/ s: h, x" L! e6 {) A+ RTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 Y& \ D; j4 N- j- i nWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - [4 F- x/ g( l( }: m( d : m+ S, x( r1 W$ Z3 M & X$ i2 m* V( f7 k: g . a6 S0 L8 w7 B. n- r, s% Y* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 - V v4 g5 m k7 c' N
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' q) k) @% ^) l( S5 AJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 + R3 d% [# |. ~1 d
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 4 S n9 F# o8 _8 ~% J; V+ A1 Qdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 o1 o) v1 T7 q) F" X5 G
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 4 @+ ?! r$ c0 a" J
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! g; k7 W; k5 \, b2 T4 p8 MTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 3 ]) R. \/ `* L. ?, Q) t
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 4 c$ `; s) A- y9 E
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 4 f3 [ S9 h% O+ ?Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # k! Q2 G% E4 T xFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 9 w5 m- Y T5 L5 s! s
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % ^. x) c: g9 X2 q3 hStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 * f# d- Y& t7 _6 i' LJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 $ i9 d& R/ Y6 L( R/ kExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + |% A! f# p- O 3 J4 Z% C3 H) i# q" f R" e 2 `8 A5 o9 i" t3 S) U4 a0 f5 S
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 a5 O! e& F, l$ r
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 V/ |, ]0 P* [* lfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 5 L, E$ ^4 O, X; c8 `) a6 P2 H
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 @" o `4 j1 `" b
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( z* @2 y2 I0 m! o/ g$ `4 H( Zover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # R2 T6 L2 e1 G( l( i8 a/ _" a) I# w: S
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! A: F* c' h+ c0 v$ _
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 8 @* b% {2 G/ ~! P+ AWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM