Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! N- R: r' z" P1 |8 a性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 V/ M8 O7 z' A' t4 _. n
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Look how many calories you can burn: . N, l7 H' ]5 K- p4 H
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： , t/ {: P( E9 ?, C& Y/ O3 T$ Y5 W
; n0 H& }0 t8 @ {7 }' [ # K% C! d' j! L$ u m& I9 L" @% n9 V' r2 w8 X 0 E1 F" f/ v) X% K0 w% w+ m5 a* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 ^( {" H1 l2 _With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' r7 n* w; m& x( C8 ?1 B/ {Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 R# e2 _+ X) V" x
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 s1 H6 g' O' J6 l4 T5 A
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 i5 [; [ Q# W' c: B
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : m6 A; b% o3 }- ^$ n( M. _With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 & b, H2 x3 i( ^$ g# M4 b4 x
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 + G9 a1 \+ X/ r5 g' i" _9 a ) C) d0 l0 q* _/ O$ h1 k# _ . h* L s% s' l8 C/ E ]
$ o N5 X0 A( _# B) k' t* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " I% o; X. z" r( E
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 P. @6 w' E( d1 r9 w8 MWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 s$ d; h" t6 V" [; h9 A6 x/ P * w6 S% N5 O/ Y: @6 E, M) c 6 N1 o! u. X" I# |" l6 y
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 # M) P/ @* O5 t2 `4 A% ^% O" w
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 s! c9 V0 z6 I) v( q, V
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 E2 E! m3 `! @5 y6 e
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 E( L! [3 |7 v9 |
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 # g# ~ V4 ]! V4 E0 r: w3 KHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * M, n+ \$ O: w( lJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . F3 w" u' e/ q# J8 n0 F+ a2 m3 b3 }* i1 N9 j4 X1 Z3 M
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # n4 j" r8 i( K' d8 t- \& j69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ v0 c* H/ _& o: ]$ Y69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . |% \5 ]+ m$ X! W+ o9 B/ a
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 1 Z" `+ b. O2 }6 U' W# ~
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 r% j' F; e) m3 Y. g0 @ & I' S, R- f1 t) M: } / ] K; t# C. x" `8 s _+ q6 W5 B' M/ H9 G
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! J. @' J6 W3 m+ u9 ~, `Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 f4 c% o2 I& @
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * Z+ g4 b1 V5 r+ y1 K2 T6 q6 J) Z# O! t: E* o5 N. _/ b! C q
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 : v. n* d+ x1 c6 m3 X B1 VStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 i/ {+ z2 c8 [( a3 }: Y4 Y
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' A' o5 b/ o, j- O* d
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 # i. U: A$ P/ X
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : S* O2 I( c: c7 Y. oBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 ^( G4 X; `+ ]/ v2 Nfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 ~' F& Q! u( G8 @ s7 D6 ofrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 E! H3 D1 V; W V
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * ?7 B0 i3 R$ A0 e; k% K% g
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 A* ?; L9 K+ o# a3 Q
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 r$ G: n0 n$ S: |- g" b
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 3 H. m) ^- k1 O+ X. H: G; G( @Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 T; F, Y* ]' @2 ]' O
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ ~, \# y! F* a _& T
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
