Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 }! ]5 ^1 i5 P! y/ A
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( N7 c9 T( N3 X/ |' k5 `
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 I" F l: l& x7 W% ]; s: s* b
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 m# i7 A( p# F0 C9 V' X: m% u
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / L- E/ K+ R0 j2 k$ m* f8 U1 U
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' J; Y& i. r/ V6 z( R
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; V. [8 \0 y b) JWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , b: s6 R3 K- f; w7 K& g6 \
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. j* E0 J2 P* E( t2 m+ P* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & O0 N% Z, U# Z4 c1 t( YWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 M9 I" ?+ L: {6 w0 @
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " |9 |6 z; g3 ^% Q: Y6 E/ Y 1 u3 Z: I1 h \% m) t 6 H6 \9 A( ~, o3 j5 R" n' V4 ~' u
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 9 U# T# {% z; H& o
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 % E& t4 |8 z$ X6 {/ @Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * Q2 E+ M5 t- p ], S2 K4 X! @. ~5 x6 q$ I
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; d8 c5 a/ L2 E! D6 A' o2 P' {* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 5 Y" |. ^7 t6 B1 z, S1 J* i1 V) vHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 w. B7 t6 o2 `Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 d& r: r8 ~8 N- f: l& K- `' ^4 P5 w' t1 T7 `+ S/ M
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 3 g1 J1 Q g2 }! o: L+ tdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * d% J( M; c. \
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; N( U* g0 V$ o
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 u2 l7 N; v$ VTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & m9 X! E J" q5 \# Y" c
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ l' m. d; g; F$ {( O
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- s& V, F- z3 i# \ 6 H# p7 Z7 c+ ?* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 + ^. Z5 e1 ~; c
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - e" G4 O$ ?# S! s/ G( d5 G0 yFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' y+ B7 Q& A8 P0 S& s. R
1 L# h! n# S! A0 J1 e8 Q9 |' | 6 F+ }9 X) H8 c- n' h5 E$ i4 G( O ; C/ o9 v9 _$ z" U+ F* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 8 \& l8 S9 C8 J u% DStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # s: ?& `/ |; U& P8 e9 i0 @5 ^: iJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / e9 Q& N1 l' L1 A g0 E1 p
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 |& B. W) _" n* b8 x
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ D' }) E7 I# g2 t Dfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' u9 H2 N. k. i3 v; B, Ffrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 W7 B, y }, w9 P0 B8 X
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 5 \# G3 @6 j1 e$ v# w# H. ?* S1 Qfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - g- ?0 u0 a q% Uover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / o8 e8 A- M( m. b
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' B3 u* U3 o4 ?; t+ Q* w$ f8 T* C* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 Z! P8 T$ M$ v3 H
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 $ Z1 C! ~4 E) B/ u v( o+ @' |
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # ]9 l3 `! Y/ }/ LWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
