Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 0 V+ w! e0 \5 D0 F/ U
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) I, A8 w! u$ f" D3 Q' g
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 Y; K$ _5 M2 a, M( A+ _* y+ B* ]
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 R& ^3 t8 y) \6 lWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 & J3 P9 q' m! G Z2 d( ]8 W
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 6 m9 r' B+ i/ _, H- @
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ; A" h" a0 m0 U' M6 QWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - ?' Z! ]7 ]- [2 |; z
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' v. E4 A9 ^9 m) X# }$ `/ M `* m
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 - V" N W( b! i4 Y1 ~- L- |' y/ b 1 w1 q1 Q# f% K + ~9 n4 u8 A* k- M) x
+ |' T4 N: E3 u. L8 F* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 K: x$ E" d8 b wWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % f% o& Z" C0 `" H' sWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # V6 a& ^& H! F5 {# h9 ?3 @
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$ S- @/ \: E9 ]9 J7 c/ k* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % A z% ] S% D% b- p/ D' MTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 & E' C3 t1 T1 U j: JTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' f, D9 G8 C$ w) T7 `7 O x# dWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 . B, U. _# Q" L' @ M% ?, J% l; ^/ j* d
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 . O8 M* A) t( e- p6 F/ ?; b
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : r+ c' [% v" ~7 R! p9 J4 \! I) P$ |8 Q
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % m* }% ~ c$ m3 l, V- E' Q, X69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + l6 W- r4 ]5 X4 V, X; W69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 5 ]7 [' r9 L! G; Y, h2 y
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + C l6 O% i' @4 R
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & ~6 z- V; z& x2 C ! Z3 k' n* `/ {% ? / S; Z3 B; @" X' G# I# G6 j& c
; ]. o, ?( r) D& o* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( K* ^1 i0 ^5 b* l! i+ h
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 % k- n- ^4 I) Y* `- r v( |, U t, MFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & N8 W: U- Q+ m+ z/ r( X- F! N. w* U8 e4 T0 J e& E; k
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$ d0 }5 m) {3 M& B* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 " ?1 w0 c- z' M3 V8 a+ Y' lStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # M5 ~4 [2 y* ^1 m9 b
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * _1 `) E) `0 F. _( |Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 a7 y6 P' }4 `* l# B( b8 n- r
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ( L L" O/ ~+ G0 l8 o8 K
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 f4 p* X& o; {4 ?/ t6 N# D+ W
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 s+ z* a/ h bfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 1 h8 V: p8 \1 S) Z) k2 w4 T0 p( \from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 X' e8 H: [8 F; C
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! |5 @7 ` e5 `+ K) e
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 $ {" _( i- X0 L* o7 M! U
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5 \% G+ r5 C$ D1 r: s ; @* u3 f8 z2 {5 B( z& i4 Y* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 5 [ m# [( ?8 v) j0 s3 I. [
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! ]; }* ]1 h# f# wBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) D. k$ _ y# A6 g) ]5 o" PWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
