Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 a, |! g" n5 V. B性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % ^2 D; [2 L$ z; J. {- ]
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ) W" u x7 [, @
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - @6 q; g& P; V
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 $ `2 v1 a' ?& \. |) B7 I
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' }0 A3 m+ h+ ?( s. ZWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 * X; q: X% ]8 D' D) C7 [2 _9 c- ZWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 S ], y+ J, K F
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . ~/ m# k. S, y0 `, N : ?4 D% W+ D. p6 _0 N F! t . |- B4 f9 Y! c2 c9 V9 H/ L* ]" d, b' N( i
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ; }+ }6 [( b0 l2 o) `" J( g9 ?
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 7 m# a$ B! V% b9 K5 M2 |6 H
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 ?$ W. C. j4 R2 E( b5 D ' A" E2 q& ]4 ~1 D( ?" K ; a7 J* q; v$ x1 i* l6 E; m1 N' j+ |/ ^
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 B% ~6 T# V( @' s# @Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 ^. m/ v9 a- M, o$ H/ GTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 H' I& Q1 O, c1 p
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; q: J- z" Y4 }* H4 u$ c : E. U& S& Z$ @1 D* ~- u 9 s! a$ i0 l6 `( G4 M0 I: P
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 7 J+ F4 [# V+ @9 u/ y% U5 ~Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 [- h* Y; l+ A" \4 K' hJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 3 K4 s7 \3 U3 g4 c( e : q# o1 c5 `5 k) J$ h4 H; G" q + R- a# Y' t+ r0 l" [( z* s9 L) M9 q7 m# P, V* D# q
* POSITIONS 姿勢 0 O% v) h8 S$ V# {1 U7 Vdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " e1 |2 k7 @% T$ C& v69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 \$ q m: L' q2 g& n8 a: `1 i+ ?
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' A5 ?+ Y2 n5 ]6 v8 L3 STrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 p2 U: F" l _Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 l: q ?3 q6 z1 G* D
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! {5 P; r3 |* O' I( U/ X: x. Y- C
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , l7 a* j" i: A& \2 ^* K$ sFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ |6 l" k1 e8 Z' Q4 A
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 M6 g+ l! |- q2 C- K
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / q2 E( E) e; N7 d* G7 Y; ZExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . |" L% w5 Z& J' \, M8 _( V( l: c& n: [; {1 q
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * W6 A7 b8 G2 P, c J3 P" c1 @, O' \" Nfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 Z2 b# f/ W @* m
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' Y! M; a% S/ Z
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) S6 I9 B8 i A0 J
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 " c6 R/ f% ~, e( U, d+ T. hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' {6 J; W" z3 J4 e2 k q0 s0 J0 s
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 A0 n4 t& N/ g# T. x+ m
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 T# w9 c% W( a7 u+ J8 _ E( s1 _
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
