Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 0 F# e# H$ ^- L4 ~
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " Q) `5 G# k5 R5 ?! X0 e' S R6 e( M. r: \- Z
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： / @- A7 @+ X: Z; f" j" x8 o8 p6 s# a/ D& c* v$ F5 Y
7 x* F2 m" x8 j9 R - U5 P, s9 @$ s2 `: Q* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 $ l/ e; N5 ^' ^3 R( S+ ~
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : w9 j( F. `+ G* @0 I* f# E/ e
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : V* p% l# r: x" i8 z1 j
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 `% J3 g0 {3 w1 U$ s1 aWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; D' e" V7 O3 @With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; p! H$ y0 @4 g$ d) BWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 _% C7 J* m# Z) f2 e- L* p$ _% R$ ]9 x* T& L7 Y
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % }: D% j$ z" H/ k8 ]6 a& EWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 k5 X; Y9 [* {- b- h7 B3 _! j
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + v0 N* e4 X9 Q3 x; ^" }$ v- P: x' j: ` A
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ! y- ^( |. e, QTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 L M# r% [' x
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * R" d V' q. Z; B
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 M8 u$ \' c7 { C
4 P6 N' J- `0 g- }7 V# P7 D 0 V1 P, `- z1 D# x+ X " V) Y" `# D3 {6 U8 B7 O* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 4 ^' o0 l) Q9 lHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 t% ~' @' |8 G) b+ F
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 p4 f: t2 C# u5 O u6 g* U2 c+ `7 N; e
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 I% A) ~$ I+ p4 i
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' N( u5 \, h; W0 `* \69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 v, Z# R8 ?# {( S
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) \4 I9 _; ^7 a4 x$ p' f5 |) IItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & v7 Q4 s% ?0 b" o / x3 ^2 V) Z. M6 ?5 ^$ H; c : K( W; {& D9 D, e& N4 k 3 v. D1 m# M/ k) U' f/ I& }6 y S* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . {2 B H, x7 C3 V2 h, T. m
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # o: I1 b! z) z; h1 F3 q
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! ?5 H) ]( g8 p% Z7 |' a$ x 5 F+ g4 k) P, q4 d f6 q2 W. b" i 3 T m5 {4 I# G1 V+ e3 g5 i* T6 x) X# t: k- \
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 & C5 R c) A, W7 xJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 p4 M# g4 N o+ t1 MExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! |( J- z# ~4 J1 u: Z5 z
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, O1 _0 A0 L% C& C' V6 v* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : b$ ~: O- u! z& ]" f3 Y# eBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + f% N* t$ p8 Y( X! G( D9 { @, B# ^
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 Y: j/ }7 Y) }
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + I9 l& n7 F' w6 L% Afrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 m1 _( ?- W" u# A- j: e: |' cfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 y n0 S" F/ [over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 d) D2 N1 v1 X4 B
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 + \# L& Z& l- } l8 gBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 & X& y. Z5 E9 \3 F9 T1 V! M3 I- c
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
