Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % \6 G% c9 P: R5 V8 l7 y) e" p# s
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! r3 ]: H6 e/ v* G2 [% f1 h
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Look how many calories you can burn: " X1 P- L$ e+ w, J% @, e( J
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 4 I1 i x: t% o/ R1 }) ? E Y- I% v( x
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8 A6 b9 G$ w0 Y7 I0 [. q* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 {8 `2 G" o. S. G$ V/ IWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; l, G- b) [2 }7 W5 t
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 v8 \2 o: B0 d5 d
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ; ?/ n" T- t2 m9 `
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 i6 K: M' ^, |; T+ W0 o! o8 O: l5 U$ i
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " o- y% e* R/ J( R3 B3 [$ o- ?With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 T/ ?+ \. R/ {' Z9 S
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 A6 r! S$ K1 c
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 ^, r( y1 n3 }- |+ ^- mWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! W0 v3 P' w. v% ~2 yWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 r n1 i; B3 e, c% P8 A3 l2 f- B Z+ M5 x2 `
: Q; [( W. a. R2 E5 K ' b9 D6 i7 j8 j7 l, l* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 Y- s0 p1 u$ x
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! l) z: N3 U# c6 u' tTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 U# C/ {: q u2 XWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 8 L' v5 i3 @! _7 e1 B
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 x4 x+ }& l, y- }
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & I/ L* K% z. N8 |2 h+ B3 o
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 2 W$ E. S7 B2 B4 pdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' v/ t* x7 J* q; ~
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 r# f9 T5 t( Q8 P4 C6 O- [
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " v% N7 p* B6 t& K" }" mTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . ]- @7 J% h$ z, F/ X
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " G* t2 s2 ~0 | {0 m9 E, X9 p+ a/ m) \$ q0 q
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 ~' C2 K: T8 R" [& g# f$ J
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & t" H: l4 k9 [4 A8 L2 p, m6 o ( i; L, b2 J. `% c & P0 l+ {, J5 U+ f& q% Z, D
" H5 {- J( p1 O) \- L! Y) D* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % n2 S) w$ [ [! v: h5 v# J1 t' BStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 $ r+ y; y# d& R0 G6 G
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' H2 E4 e) V5 n+ cExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) p: m3 l0 s$ i o ) e+ Y# f' i% Z) v$ X6 ? 5 G- J0 F8 \8 x2 P/ Z' `
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; ~" M1 u8 v1 l& W0 \. f! J
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . S9 [& j, g6 o
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * C3 w, X; a' s3 p/ }. e
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 $ R( X0 \4 p* O% _. I& pfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 n3 p$ m6 ]2 T5 f# o, hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 8 b r0 Z0 Q$ J" \; F / m7 R, E4 m9 O6 E V8 E5 h . Z4 c4 B4 Y" g- P2 [6 D( v6 c+ K2 N2 P7 r4 h0 W. |$ S
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 1 m+ f7 Y& M* f: a; \8 p& CQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 - N9 K7 Z) W' \: l% z; w
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 L/ ?/ ]. B8 o- n; m/ T. I- ^With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
