Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 H; S# F- o/ h+ T% b. _性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & s" F0 R/ ~7 z1 k/ G- v1 c, L3 t1 u8 ^ Q' l
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： - F6 s2 m, y0 }0 d1 i5 V# v 8 W% }- o& l* V' D# J8 d/ { & L2 N+ Z3 c: B3 }5 e* a
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 |" _; y- ]1 v! s
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : _) M: {0 g# M6 n
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; `* {7 x* W; q f) T $ }3 S! D) W3 N8 I 5 t: T( {/ s) a. f+ Y% W( L& y# ] 3 K! W! C6 {+ p- _1 k! P; G* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ; k$ t8 a$ m G4 b- v, y; j
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' }: {! I- f4 f" I* BWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 _) v1 P; n; W' ~: K
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 & _' Z3 @7 L8 y' s P" f' @$ f. F$ F
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( l6 ^+ l6 }% N2 M! s- |$ P9 Z8 U
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 _0 ~: `! k) M0 M; ^7 B4 q
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , o. [' l( ^: n/ c7 S8 V6 h4 R9 k6 ^6 q" Y
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 / h& g! ] Q0 x# W. P6 [3 q0 g+ `Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 q' b4 {4 J- u0 r* A* r; f. g/ vTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 q3 ?' m2 R/ @# Q( e& }
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + B3 B! e! l) k; V* T% `4 o ( P! k& t! w: t6 ` 2 H* }1 T$ R' V3 x5 o: Z
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' o. a7 Q' i9 r2 H# NJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 e& c) }! {3 u5 z/ \- i$ A+ M
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. n0 ]: H! q* k6 s % V- s, P( r) i: A8 \* POSITIONS 姿勢 3 _. q/ s! o+ j; ]daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 y4 W# E `& w: A7 h69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( h: M1 y: F1 A, H* }- F' ^ \
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 B8 W# { x1 ?! A4 \1 f
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 t, o: d0 z* e# a/ ^* f9 E, v
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # J1 V7 i9 m8 C# }, {
+ U; W) u" @( H9 @ W1 @4 P # W' ?/ a5 p% t8 x/ h & K0 ?1 Z' G: [7 a& S* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 `$ _6 b7 l+ H& e9 T. FReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 u! c: K% Z6 |0 K
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / L' F" c+ n, `$ ?' N2 H" n/ W3 ]! `8 H
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 - s6 a9 x. K$ S# M2 \( s! eJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 O `2 e% a- l7 n# ?Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 " X3 A# ?8 d: d+ X! M* i6 L. j. I$ s2 T# E" n! }# x
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ) G5 B, w, M. W( V9 M
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! i% T4 A% _0 y7 N% T: ]: p
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 P2 E+ M/ c [! Jfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ) Y) z$ g$ d& R4 D( {
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 C* e9 P# r* [4 K k$ R" v9 C
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 w! f# k1 v; ^7 @. Tover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 {: V- Z6 H# I, r8 m7 y0 {% T8 F" S% K
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " W* Q- g, w5 _! g; k6 ?) D7 g
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( ^* H2 e, ]8 M4 v$ N. L9 t! O
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
