Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. & H' o! b* J1 R+ r- S1 _7 d
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 # S9 H% r3 Y1 g- X1 i; `
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ; j" P9 o" M- F/ D$ [. u- [; r
& j9 i1 Q& P, ]' n/ i5 ?/ W - G5 f; B3 |5 Y8 U% ` $ ^7 s0 \/ P& A) y; ]! J* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 4 k8 U6 @( a1 J" h* s2 s& d( OWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 1 |1 |/ t/ _8 U0 k
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - X0 `, P6 D1 A H
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9 F- N# N/ d- L% |) n. _ & p6 A- V+ `2 I* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 E; {0 F* C5 G9 I' hWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 t9 L% C' ]2 {. k0 {3 X; C; S* N
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 S: Y5 m$ n- x+ a! J( g9 Q: X6 y
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # j4 b( b' |4 J+ J. e
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( f7 M/ G2 }9 d! B: C) l ) H( v4 {/ C% N3 o1 l9 l# G 6 B, q. d: R) |
7 H3 l. p; O2 _- ^: `* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " B0 ]/ R; i1 O5 }With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 * {, r {7 x2 B
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 a3 Z& M- ?% A0 x( n; @% X
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6 ^: p* s2 x R' Q. ~3 R ' K1 C! h1 B# A. I Y3 m* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & I& Y+ p3 Q7 M9 b' N5 @Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 C' A' _. q2 @- ]% v, m" e
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ P' D. K( o6 P' d( e" \: T" U) d" X
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' q& `$ K/ A1 q; r6 Z% L$ ` ]$ A, t9 s% b. |5 z
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 K+ t/ d) y! R7 P! i- f2 V0 t$ YHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , ^% M% z" i3 f V" R
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : q8 B1 D! X) w" k; i* t8 c+ b1 J* Q f8 a8 g, j
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7 {9 |5 X' R+ t& U; i, H* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 $ O. z1 L+ U+ a1 F7 G- |Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 2 P+ u* b+ A) F: x; sFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! |# G3 F& }: a9 M0 M/ E
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 5 r( P5 p' u) S( ^! @
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % Y6 z! ]/ [/ S1 ]9 Z
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 - x" Q; Y, ^/ \3 S3 u, ]Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) q9 t1 ^$ E. v$ M0 W& g% Y
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 + x- ^. [2 r* d2 j6 H$ N: q! C8 a1 u
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : @$ p% S, F' G a
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 [" e! w! [+ j! A/ D5 Zfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 J s8 h3 Y- l, v7 N- j
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 J* ]6 U- o T: q
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ; b% H4 ?* C5 \8 b$ r8 ~' k A
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 a/ y" _# ~2 w* y( v# o: c
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6 U: e9 z* |1 y& `+ E+ m c, h8 d+ ^' M* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 N% }$ \. j7 u+ s
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 V6 n( `4 y/ U1 w/ ^
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ Y! w4 }8 E$ L" SWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
