Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( v& o! Q' r4 h性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 U4 R8 M) |5 X
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Look how many calories you can burn: 7 n) h0 Q( M+ Y' C, Y. K你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # X% m; ]0 ^3 W$ x+ e3 s8 c9 A
; g, b4 j _! J- h* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - O0 J9 _6 r3 U% A6 h- U
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / J4 F& \6 [' z( i4 l6 v% k
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 1 R a f2 ?! \
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 4 [3 G2 j E! R( T. \! l
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 M9 q. M7 W3 |3 U. C2 V/ x8 I4 E5 c
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , P- J4 j+ h# R# @2 dWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + A: W5 U' l; Q7 V; B& g" f+ _
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 : C. P! b9 _9 Q' L ; `2 J$ P: v" q( H L0 p4 a, R) |) s" h8 f9 N2 e
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 * @' I7 P, _: ^; `5 A* W! |1 l1 O$ ^. \
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 7 S1 u) O1 `8 PWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ h# z& Q7 k" N9 Z) ~1 ~8 z; \ 1 G" A; `. J+ ] # H6 i( G3 P1 J! l. l
3 x: m- c; Q+ Y I* u% ?5 v* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 5 s% Y3 f# l I/ U; Z# R6 ?9 vTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! W6 z- ]9 a: U+ x, S3 g1 J' }. z, cTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 L# |- Z3 ^2 M. B/ \Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 x) e" B' g: @5 k* A6 N0 S
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+ r, u8 A4 ~& U6 p " C0 }+ i K Q- O8 c* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 5 b; H! K M: U l* p7 mHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & w2 g6 ^* J5 z! W
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 d Y- r3 z' P N( }7 q+ V8 b& G1 G! C3 ]7 r0 H
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " u5 n' c2 w' j1 o) Q- ^
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 |) g$ q g) m( q9 X2 x
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 u+ a0 x4 D: G- I" z: U) y- B/ DTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' X! ^8 o; K- g' |# IItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # H2 m6 s7 ^ l; W: V
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P% a( u( u% o! F1 c* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( k" |4 r3 O7 p3 ~
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + O% w* C; I/ J' v& I6 Y
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 n1 d2 z8 U# }, S- j 8 M) Z7 L2 k) m8 A9 V4 V 1 ~9 O' s9 V5 D0 P2 K2 T7 q( S5 @7 b% \2 ~# P/ F
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 3 D1 {! F, _+ m, Z+ J, HStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 S/ t1 ?8 [( Q! a( T* ?Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 - N6 }) v! F7 u) c+ N! ]2 IExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ^( {1 h) |% a. G& W) \8 F! f' M9 j- U* ^1 |% p* `
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4 n7 A J; c+ i+ D Y( [* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 M; _" e4 T$ u* y
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 O& ~2 v1 V! [8 m4 l6 ^. O4 ~
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . j* g% Y9 E( E. g
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # y7 R/ _$ d0 y& q5 Nfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & P! j( x# v, A2 Z: y
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 v1 q* y' _6 C! {over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 h- W0 e7 F7 S Z5 J1 x& C% L
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : z; k* x0 N, VQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 3 N2 T: ]4 a; w) ^+ \, W t8 EBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ p4 `9 i3 K( \; w. M) B" W, wWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
