Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % I1 z1 G- F0 |3 C- ~5 p
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 2 `) _1 o0 Z3 y6 {: B' K4 ]5 U1 V, ]7 e# o k) V2 d
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Look how many calories you can burn: 1 N, O q$ q) i" d/ ^, d你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # I" s' b' x" v" [ + E4 j6 m2 R$ [; p 2 ], B6 f: i8 e: |5 j% x
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , j% P" w6 k. _+ { U/ CWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 % W+ w$ D: D3 U3 z
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & n+ f8 W8 l: t( J, i. Y8 [4 M' W0 u: W# ?" n
7 y4 C3 c+ ~ u# r/ V . w3 j8 q* Z }' X* v8 q+ i7 t( Y* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ! U# H# m; J( B" f
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ [: g7 b1 I, W' s# _With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ p/ K& I! E+ c3 Z7 e: {With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . ~( h/ Q( O6 A! _' W3 d8 p. _9 qWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 1 s. l0 Z% t% V- V2 o1 _7 o. T: }6 q1 I5 J# H* K0 {+ p
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . w! H% [* s% X! P- ?With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " z" ~1 P* v: w3 g
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ V" v/ Q/ ?" K/ E8 C3 t* J# \4 O
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 e' K) b9 ~+ p1 {* ?* ATrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' ]% g3 _7 x, _" u/ @- r3 r- tTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' R- a! S, o ^Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 X3 s( s# x3 T' M, G6 ?% B 6 L4 b5 F2 m9 ^6 V9 d' P; Y % p1 Y; `/ u' ?, m
. N) }' x# y) w6 A' ?* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 / d+ P( r( `) c% b: DHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 2 J l$ v" s! f/ X! x
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' G' s J( U% I6 r, b% Z v) V
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 : h4 L6 w- v3 g- M! k) o2 V
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 \( x) {# w- U
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 3 n$ ]- L# L- K" M* Z
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : j, ?8 _5 U5 H& QItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & d" ~3 {4 A, ?4 J% z3 P$ u 7 d& |0 e+ a6 s$ C: H$ @ Y6 L# l% n # V) O6 J2 u- H0 }* @$ j
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / m8 G M& M/ f* B4 l$ ]
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 . D! f* y, O! [# ]+ z6 q9 _; Z( c, y
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , \7 \( Q' Q$ o" v5 e/ L
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. O6 t, N5 l* w4 C) O c4 T* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % K/ b5 C$ j4 ^: \6 j$ u, X* w# l0 hStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 Y5 ^) u8 M4 ]5 OJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & G8 N) ]; J9 p3 q+ s
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 C! T$ `/ E8 ~0 N8 t5 b# M B4 J7 p( k, i! H/ k" p7 |- R ) K- D- Y; L) i" U9 x% p: A \# T; D7 O- n
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 9 i+ \) m/ h `" K2 w2 P
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : ]. p; v) f8 t( ufrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 1 q$ g2 j8 D4 c# N* q' K3 |from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 4 {# ~9 Z/ ~! x+ k6 `7 G0 _+ f9 E
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 $ x4 t: {, b/ g' Y( @from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + Y# G( [ m6 i- t `) aover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' n2 P% a; O6 F$ l9 P( ]
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : v i2 a9 R6 G
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 h( E X1 h1 t2 C( @
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # ^/ y, T4 E9 z2 ?1 A: O
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
