Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 J# K+ m5 t; Y9 w性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : `4 M- q! g5 D' G8 n: y! c F 5 j0 c# u+ V9 k' w* h* m3 ]" O 6 Y6 G+ N9 e3 Y9 M& A- r, T
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 n% G/ O& D: P4 U6 ]你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 4 U* t0 \. s1 L $ v- \! H2 n8 @3 {; S $ _8 R: u6 U) }$ z% h8 }
: A3 I! R) x5 C* H2 {4 r. m% {4 k* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 p% v o# h. B: P: }; z# pWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , O! s( `! r3 r/ A+ ~6 u
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % a8 `/ N. f2 R/ X2 T' L* s* T* { / k5 x( i* U/ W0 {* i5 x% [2 t # v: f, Z. |$ j3 r b3 p) O% a
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! s( l; }7 g5 {3 R
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 [# p* T& W( c' IWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 1 k* o( V$ `8 w. tWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ) D! g7 ~2 w* F0 C6 J& t! D1 P( Q* n8 F7 v% u
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , e3 I! y8 N; ]" _0 i; NWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 z- L0 C8 b) P6 \/ |! K! K- E4 E4 s
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0 S9 ?- B2 p* q& n9 C8 w3 k* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 \. ~& P$ y% x9 ~$ ~6 U2 X
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / A G' G/ v* ?- Y' CTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # P3 f1 C) `# E4 d: c5 w1 [' {Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + D) k6 B( l; ~2 V- K
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 X( q( e# t/ ]5 j8 ?" J1 v
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 [ s4 K) P# C- {! { 1 ? z; Y3 E* P8 P, J4 u5 K0 M! ]; g 6 r; i D/ ~) _& I3 o. v& H 7 m4 j1 ~6 H! ?. E2 N* POSITIONS 姿勢 5 Q' p& o8 m: b& {
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 9 o% H4 J3 ~$ [5 b
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + j% z$ b* L% [% R; e8 \
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 {7 e, t4 A! x5 n' X& J% @
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! @4 C) E6 [9 J5 D1 P- TItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( P* p2 A& r, d3 @ ' u( {. d- u. Y) T7 M4 E - m: m+ ^2 i6 V3 [ * Q+ x, j3 ~+ S5 h* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 8 s6 I% k% G( J9 B% }, BReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 C4 q: |) W- W O3 _. A
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 6 M* A2 y. M2 N, ?, e, t5 F I
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( g" N7 b) ^4 O* G2 D; } C- u @ lExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 k0 B1 l6 Y8 u1 i
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 c( q6 n8 U- G8 M* n' dBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & Z0 x. Z3 D# r' y Zfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 n$ ^8 ~6 m2 N( {3 Mfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - t2 k* {% G" }& X( efrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 y3 p8 _' z Rfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 : m( @/ p- [" D4 {' |7 f: ^0 x
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 * o: a; L8 ~) N5 _ R* c
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3 M1 M; ^+ m" F* Q7 ?* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * W' E S% t. p7 |Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / e N$ p; e! C
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 ?' W1 s. ^* r8 {' _4 {4 W& [5 s1 Z
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
