Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 _" U: }3 M! H5 C) J9 I性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 2 |# V' |3 J# Y! L e
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0 C$ V7 R: X# L* B 7 Q2 b o; G! \3 j% e* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 & O: T$ t8 l+ b7 { l) F: H$ ZWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . P& e% _5 N. ^6 j9 r5 GWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - \3 w! O0 x! x
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; H+ Z+ u: t2 l5 [* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 j7 V$ \ \# fWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 \) H, K3 g4 I* N
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - I/ m8 L$ s; P" XWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' ~- O) n9 d' o) ]: v( h
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ; q- r, o5 Y8 ?- n4 Z! z; x
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 T2 ^# v( h- V. e
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ Q( J. F6 M# _7 a
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + w+ F: O5 b$ t1 G" q+ G7 y2 r
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 b) Y1 O# c- A) iWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ Z/ Y; u# D+ H/ q& a5 Q5 z G$ B& m% B) A8 f
( i& b+ g4 p- V) Q. H; q6 ], A % |$ s7 ] B0 z" w \* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 8 ^/ `) U9 N% V
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # v3 d8 H3 g( ]# F
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * o2 q$ ^5 j' A 9 H2 ]6 A" m1 M8 @- G( z7 i- e; E ' o# }6 z7 |) ]2 W/ j
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - ^. `+ p0 Z* K5 w% L1 K. R8 l
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 7 k0 K/ ?! h# _& ?3 d; P69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 t% C3 L1 N1 s& ~Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 h: Z0 p5 S( c2 J
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # X9 M( `/ N6 J1 g6 X' P
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 _8 v' d3 X0 J, ^: T7 E
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 }4 A' r$ h; @9 w2 b9 y4 g& R# L$ Z; B- c- H/ _1 P5 y/ U2 y8 K
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 & Y6 B" v7 v0 a. }- v: y/ J6 KStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ' _3 l; E) X4 @; Y/ T/ L% v6 u2 rJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / N0 X5 z( V" \0 b$ B% X
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 w2 ]7 `7 `4 \8 j* r3 ]/ Y+ ]+ V4 y' A* @, {
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 Q5 J3 u; |* Y* q/ q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 }3 C7 J' @( {7 R
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 ]: M# j% }$ i. {6 K7 P# N$ i
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " v9 f! D. F4 d
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 2 u" y ]1 u) h2 F% q0 gover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # r' X% }& D( h; z& z. e2 u# t& {0 x. }; J1 W1 r) c' M! G
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/ w0 Y3 s) ], X+ |* t* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 # T* r8 d' V0 n- aQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ' m# V) ^! b" ?$ z: ABeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) l6 b; R9 v1 j& b* T: s0 M
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
