Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : D, P4 ]/ f7 Z& ]) j& s性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " K$ K+ ^8 T6 ?5 F4 |3 E" @$ | 4 [2 Q" c9 F* S. N + ?9 w+ m, D/ M9 f, e+ T
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% g" C8 ?8 P8 }3 ^% X$ s. `' |* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 [) E& ~) p+ r5 ZWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; M. ~6 F3 V: G* k, U( ?! Q0 D# ?
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & W! q$ S3 n! o
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 [! y f C3 F* F4 l0 n$ j" t
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & D$ D8 m4 D b) s" N8 e0 P
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! |3 ]+ f1 p k: bWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 y- I6 @) D" d: a
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 5 B, Z* i' ^# k$ ?( n/ o% i
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 - t2 U. b) _: T8 {# [+ y ~! g& gWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 n( t, U6 J' d L5 ^: e& Z, t4 K( g
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & p+ _$ N9 e) y7 j & G( E. o$ H) `1 p5 H# G1 r 6 Q b: g N9 J! Z% C # Q) G( q; |" E+ }# m# ~8 \* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 # m! `# D0 a7 n$ m
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ; K$ G# L# m8 ^9 H) l& O" |
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ( S( X" a* h- ~: B4 h: _5 p* g
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 J# q- _% P8 o8 s: n) l u5 E6 [ ; W. @1 I1 t$ f4 D' N; l/ u6 M ! X" [; M' I9 o$ ~+ U0 b
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + k& _% S$ r JHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * ^" t6 Y1 o4 ?1 K+ x4 kJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 g/ M9 U$ T2 ]' Q , v' B) R* t) h4 h: C. U/ {9 t" s7 L # P, q$ V1 H/ o& e" L$ |; c. \ # |1 a3 }3 N+ Z* j7 h& d, B* POSITIONS 姿勢 9 w- U3 ~# o9 O4 u+ M: O: H
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 9 l" h$ c8 ^% l& z
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + t2 x4 {) T4 [# g' ]) T' r
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( T: n: C9 }: G* a; N
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & J/ S. T% Z, C6 t3 ~Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + o! R0 d4 F! y i8 G4 \' L
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: Z: h, k7 n* c" a8 \* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . E$ [4 q1 M' i
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; G# D7 k' V5 a1 q7 A/ ^Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 5 K& n6 M8 Z; S * P8 {, g' A4 n9 E9 X5 _ : L ?' ^8 ]; H* o& I; Y9 H( m; w( J
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 0 ^! R. g: W* L% @+ K2 V) GStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! v3 Y# |/ D* \9 g; Q3 S4 O& g% y) P
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; E1 v3 A, r8 F5 x0 r" z# f! r( sExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ Y4 z8 ~( A( j
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% L7 X/ Y e. _" \2 p, g* x2 W/ v 7 b" k( d9 \- s! x% u* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 n% U1 c. H: C8 p9 kBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; ^ D& T v4 d qfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( h. X3 c3 E4 c, \5 M
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 {, s0 F0 }1 O' E7 i, O' A3 n
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 Q& Q7 N0 `7 s. R
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 M$ `, S! Z7 ^" x# t6 J' S
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; v q7 y, f: s* n 5 P2 {* B5 h ? 9 s" x7 j: f+ X0 P* Y2 l! _3 q! l' [6 B* e+ R, H
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * L5 X3 I% L; N7 `2 G
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % t% y5 l6 g; m3 Z) r% Z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 w5 z. T( k1 k' P
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
