Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # N$ H& d9 k& k) [+ R2 t性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / R# k' q9 N7 }8 q+ b. q
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 0 X% D' A o4 T% u9 q5 y0 O 6 I' p" Y$ n3 \, _- h( W8 b5 ` y 1 ~9 C- C Y3 ~' Z7 n2 d w ; u j: `) H1 |* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - F, V% { Z7 H) C. Z; r! G0 i# Y# PWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! T7 S, M4 U4 I7 X2 [/ H
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 K) e; `5 y! w+ c- K7 P# @2 [' q$ b5 G. h; ]+ q8 Y
! h# o3 m0 i% @4 L+ e* z 5 y% J# A$ y# I* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - g/ I. i$ X3 O& c" l# k) zWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 I' t( h% N3 R( ]6 \- j. r8 X
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 C. y2 F8 e( n, z& HWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 3 O/ b; A t# b; u
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' E# m: R) e- u5 y& Q4 ? 0 w4 N% M; S/ @0 ? 2 N; D3 P" P5 Y% v
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 m3 l6 t- t4 e) W0 [) sWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # X& T7 ?! i* ~! qWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 4 W6 |6 m+ M; ]7 W7 R* I" Z; k$ p
' g& c' _3 N% k+ F! { 2 W4 k& Q2 P9 x2 d7 Q* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 * c, Q. R8 Q2 B# f) YTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # S1 a0 x5 h/ E: _% z
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ v2 j. G9 w3 h' z
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 g( T' f0 d( ~9 V* p5 p& N6 o 5 }* n% W) i+ ~, { : E l9 F$ j/ M7 n7 n
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / n- f+ f$ s& Q, _& [" i$ w' J
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 ], U& Y i7 H( _6 X Z4 | o. `! b$ J0 j ( W# l' [8 J/ p( S( j. } e+ g; B- ?" P/ e1 N3 Y7 P2 X
* POSITIONS 姿勢 3 y' \3 J9 [" h6 h" D |. hdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 + J: u- k0 n3 L# M2 T! _4 w* B" j( G
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ l% n, ?7 X2 r' e69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 B! @9 G) ?: nTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - k- h2 p: \) j @2 X5 g2 j5 zItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 R( V. X& ~) J6 ~. v7 [
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1 H; H- ^. k; a* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 , L& d! H+ n# ?& p
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 K, y" H1 `" |
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , a; R6 L9 t) p9 b; A* @; P$ U 2 |7 @& h: E. f& z 1 \2 U# |1 f! e# [5 y c& O7 v4 f0 _& B7 d: b, d+ J9 U
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % }7 S- k# u5 lStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 1 x2 V, \! l8 a
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 G6 d0 o; Q6 Y8 h! D) mExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 Q) S4 i: m+ V7 x6 g2 j6 E& m
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * z6 n7 e9 i' E9 j- q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 0 Q( g( s# \! Q+ ]* h3 h3 wfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' [. ^( f+ L' h- K0 A
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 w @/ v0 H6 ifrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 {5 K, ^$ L( `9 q+ G2 Z5 fover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 j$ l3 m# U7 D6 T! S6 ]' l $ \5 M; V7 W( T5 K - n3 i: p# ?7 ?* w8 \
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 , m" L3 R9 \- J0 S9 FQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 ^0 X- h' C8 j0 l# _$ xBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # X4 b. j Z- x5 ?6 t
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
