Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) l( R4 i! a1 D3 h$ q5 \5 O性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % o9 {8 a5 {) B/ ` Q
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; B8 [' r, Q4 F& {* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 / S: O, V: ~& V& n% O* K2 P9 v6 N
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " m" o) i d* B9 r" c
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . i( F0 l+ a* D" r0 n2 B
9 u, Q9 d6 ~% e( E! d6 ?1 a( P , `5 k/ H/ R+ j8 ~" t& j: L & z: {: X' ~) y1 L) \* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) ~8 u/ \5 d7 q( C4 q, k: X: z- S: GWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 j1 S; A9 G3 v0 K& `2 u$ E1 \With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 I+ i: t* f( |$ h
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ) ?2 v0 m+ A, j# }, a% F0 W
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , L9 G+ T! ]3 P& o" n2 W8 ~4 `0 z
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+ k. _4 |0 _0 ?4 a* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 7 s- i# y+ P3 l4 G1 l* DWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! f, s7 E% p6 O2 t7 G# j# K
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 Z( G7 I5 M. ]+ \
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$ z) }$ d( B- d1 |; Z1 `8 y& u* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & [8 u, l- F; N) D: J. V# VTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' z3 }( E% W* @6 M6 gTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . S- b& y# Z# {( M& T! U9 TWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 T. A6 ]* E8 M, ^: U# R% |
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( U2 h9 n! S8 N1 K+ j
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! G# L/ X" _6 {7 g: u. v* h7 g" J% U' l6 t- A
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - C4 Y3 R! [! J, C' E! Z69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; y$ t; Z# G; \* K5 P- @69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 J, m: u: J$ HTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 # A6 n3 x6 Q: U/ [* t: j7 f
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! c* ?3 c" D, M! x0 O3 D$ `* J; h) P
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( v' a2 z- q) l( C) B8 J5 q3 g" r* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 g( G$ d; Q1 QReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ! n+ q a7 \7 K
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 6 ?. _) S, k# ]6 f8 e- ]" S) x8 u/ h' O) i: A
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : p6 F4 J; F6 \+ o9 @' W3 E5 K
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # k8 V1 E( R' C( i" CExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 A/ J, g8 Y" V: v# m& G' s- {/ u: Q/ B }3 f5 D. ~2 W" E
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' k4 T8 ^. r8 Q3 `4 {
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " E1 v& V: \, Sfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / P+ ]: m' W8 o% h; K6 F/ a* q9 C. Rfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) t/ J8 P' a# A. G! }% E
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 / s$ s( e$ B2 G ]$ Z2 }5 @over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / r! ?1 x' l5 S/ e : j+ Z5 z' W" M ( t! [6 W% `4 d( n. X- X: Y* `- w4 I8 S( x6 m
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 5 `; ~& x4 v' B9 k1 j- ?% I4 oQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 w' n( q. {; Y" D' a0 iBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 f% C, c! y2 U* FWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
