Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / t' U( C7 q z7 u! D
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 W1 K9 B/ v u6 x
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( D4 F& X% L* x/ c* a: } m
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * P+ k" W( H+ B1 VWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . X- V5 g! P8 P$ U9 x' v: H
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0 S2 V1 ?4 q. e- R0 S* ?# q$ V$ N1 U @5 t/ S8 r& d# Z* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 + a) d- t& B V2 I1 @' o7 Q) IWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 A; v/ b0 Y! O5 k* b4 i g1 p
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : f1 L5 t& z) W
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ \+ A$ p' g% y, yWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 ?) g& w/ y& }' A0 W 4 N5 ]8 b5 g8 w2 i" n ' S! Q. Q0 g _. f' w2 z2 p/ h% g1 c7 s# I g* {/ y5 v* D7 }
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 / T) P5 n$ v% [) m% |% o# V XWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ; d1 E! P% l/ U
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / u1 {( T* ]) j/ b, x( V; }+ J- K: w9 x3 z5 g# N% E/ ?: w- j
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ; c2 G7 w, r& b
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + E: t8 E z- fTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - h% m, E, G; Z) y4 k
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - k3 r6 S, Y6 P5 w5 F( h* {) |
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 2 y9 X" b& X( _; b( v9 p; pJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! W2 }& }7 E. ?4 I 7 g+ M* J- v1 `0 o - K+ B {+ S1 S! o# ?
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 m ]1 x5 L# ?% r
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 z# |. Y1 `- U; T/ Q3 W
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 % i; _/ L+ I% A* y: D9 k) c6 UTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 / C! b* D$ l/ I" D
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # V5 P6 F# y5 h! u9 U( j" F " e$ w/ H$ D! A+ q! j 7 ?1 W* Z4 T* y* x1 {( K6 Q
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " j4 D; \% }- Z7 ?* Y0 q3 FReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( f* I8 g, g& `Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) F/ S" a. S5 u
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 + ?6 C' |4 L: ~2 K# V0 K$ iJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 r2 Z: f- h/ Z
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( C) b: l3 u% |/ K
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 d6 W. _- w" V7 S ?+ XBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 e# l! I5 f& i) ]% ^* |& t6 |
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , b" I+ l# L5 e- ^, y% O
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 $ [2 ^5 Y+ B" hfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & H- @3 X5 P. o6 c8 f7 S5 I/ k
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 b7 H2 m2 ?& [0 W! A' m, |
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # d+ q/ U0 @& Z# x8 s$ M/ J! {- {0 W! [; X: G9 l4 I
& p8 g9 R' G3 V( W 3 f$ u1 l, P) L/ ?* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 - \7 H+ V5 n0 }4 j9 ^7 _
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 3 `. ~! \7 R+ p( h$ M" o" `3 vBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3 S; X% s- ?+ W& ?* ~! ~; t& fWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
