Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( L1 u' A7 d4 ~3 E3 o# O性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) G+ G! ^7 d. g3 z9 i1 p
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3 ^$ k) q1 L4 O X! l. q * W. n; y. J# H/ ?6 c* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : M% D x3 R) ]: H: P+ Q
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : j$ X# a u3 S: j# ^) MWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : h. s) x# X7 c8 t" l
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 p& G" K4 {8 M2 RWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 d' z8 G( }- W h9 [% Y* }With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 {% p1 ? H4 ?5 G3 F f- [# ]
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 5 d D. S5 K5 w! M8 H z
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 E# b7 o7 _4 V3 O1 o& `3 C9 HWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + O( m0 U0 i" r2 l / Q8 O- F" Q8 \9 l' o / J8 y' D3 h* e% _! B
. X+ w8 p: H/ z8 f* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 9 y0 E' p/ `" [Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 R# y2 ~! X9 R4 R$ i8 K! |Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! H& o, h' M# ^2 \; S% `* uWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 C. A$ N2 v/ S- |* [9 |4 J- }) C - o- ]" E( ^5 F9 }" g 3 \* m: L; W7 x0 S
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * l# D5 G$ \- ^7 R# |
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 3 t8 t; o/ V2 Z# e8 c5 c* L" X
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 9 E6 \" n) i5 [+ e0 U. v/ Y: ?: x
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , i( U& X/ I4 W! ]69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 m! C3 @% J; B! Q5 b# a" PTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 o3 j y8 B# d: K
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & F9 o0 S8 x X: ]" X: r! _, V6 ~, Z% F' J- M
/ r4 r5 d, S2 V ( k% n6 \( x" x* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 8 p% I% ^2 K t {& ]2 nReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - S" i% z1 [, m4 G* b1 OFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 x3 g% }! N/ U( H4 k
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 " m* q2 n$ t- gJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 5 \0 f r6 T; Q0 s9 `# i' b0 |Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 `4 b5 k5 D7 a! |5 k- V5 G/ s9 k8 [# e) c% c8 y P
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ) o* G; f0 a3 `: U0 k" QBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( o+ b7 u: `0 h3 d! q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 9 j6 C& }& M! c$ D- y D, Ifrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; R2 u* y- [% h4 r9 p5 Q, d
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : z. [1 i3 }. z2 v
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 n; r7 G% N* Q) j3 V. R- C! E
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 , i4 F# [, b4 {, O+ L, _
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( H+ a/ I) T- n. @ s2 D
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 R2 M2 |* \; s- I7 i1 C' o; u+ x
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
