Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / Y7 R, K( M( x# X7 f2 o: ?性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * q$ Y9 U' @+ P o. z% k
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4 X' T0 m0 n1 G- d# OLook how many calories you can burn: 2 y, B, h% r9 V2 J3 v' u3 d你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： & J1 m# E' {6 x5 w
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' a" r* r2 M- h: Q$ O1 c* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 / L. A& `2 t$ }& K% d, G2 _
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : e5 K8 a7 }6 q' qWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 \6 l9 I; ?; H2 T5 r& ^0 e # I; X0 p% l6 x* m # A; v( A' b, [/ }
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 4 D$ p7 N" @: F( |! X& z
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - \ z$ C( t! k7 GWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + x& H% O: @+ D5 C
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / m+ c. Q# T4 A8 u6 U( D0 J& L: ` 2 `" l+ h% V8 F0 `* p. x 7 h3 \& S i6 O: A 5 Y5 V- ]9 q' W6 e/ X1 [% m* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 4 M9 W! \! |; X0 \4 h7 tWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 / G7 Q( @+ y! `: S! O
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 I P2 A/ m" x" @3 Z5 B* [4 D" J4 u4 P7 T. O+ k. k: d
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 M: O* u0 u$ w3 K% C5 [2 CTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . H- u# O6 M) ~ f6 Q
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 ]( f; M1 n2 c, i
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 f9 }% r1 @9 S; A; j1 W% x* w5 |4 c
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ( a" }: H2 {+ V1 K7 Jdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 0 q4 r9 J5 s$ ~0 [69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 d/ d! I- p. U1 u: p$ V$ b' F
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # g# I4 m5 ]! E6 x3 `
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 s* k1 Y, p* A! M+ f, v8 G2 H
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 ]5 d. _$ x* a1 }( Y! H! y# [ V, W) G) @3 T9 O0 Z0 b4 V
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9 D# t+ t; p$ U8 K1 V* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 , e* e" u& A5 u( |( R# P* iReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 H8 t/ U+ G8 K3 Z/ e8 v
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : r6 {8 y" p0 e6 N' O, H
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 " O H: }% Z" y% QStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 & i3 S8 N, R6 W, UJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 [1 \, _$ e8 E1 h* V
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 5 L4 }; C; I# @* B. ^$ ?
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 $ E+ q5 Z% t6 E* Q# rBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 m1 l; b7 v( C
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 h1 g8 ]( g2 y
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 \# O/ h7 ~1 E$ W" Tfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 d1 c3 k+ S- @- \6 ofrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % l2 Z6 ]( D( |6 D
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! u9 C$ i! b) |# N+ { : o M$ H& b6 z/ O9 t( Z5 T 0 ]& }+ K" A/ t3 E1 ~/ _/ I: L2 h9 b
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . n" e2 L5 ]9 pBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 b* C H% K& f: ?
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
