Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 ^: q, V" Q; [9 u# r+ t) y9 ?性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & e* }+ C9 ?# s; N c/ J! j3 i9 n2 G, o* J
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 3 S9 [6 i0 r; D% U G% s* r' V0 \6 _1 S6 |0 @
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : K |4 R+ X; S) \With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 O0 t2 i/ u4 G# r* fWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : Z* d1 [* W' v9 y2 Z9 w: {8 J5 z4 [+ n9 L. z2 O
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. d" O$ O( F" P: z; _* Z* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 n$ q7 }! Y' w0 aWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # n9 l) k5 O) u( nWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # F+ v5 z/ ~1 Y+ `# N: w( u
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 ]6 y0 I0 B' c! |
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 ~- C9 h5 t9 p( \+ Y& S. R0 O, K5 i) W- s# `6 Z# t3 j5 l
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 U E$ m& `* Y+ f+ e k# B$ ?! ^
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 Y7 A. T" A* I) \, f- Z5 Y- Y
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 G( X. x4 j! _8 s3 F$ r, ^, {- a6 R8 ?( E5 l5 u+ D
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7 h/ Z5 l8 s( C$ N* h) m) p% Y* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 @1 d) s- O5 M2 {! r1 XTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + w9 K& T- P) E8 v. p* N* ?
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 I3 o0 t- c- I, A2 q( J1 }Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ( d( u' n' k5 {6 P m% E4 D+ Y& l; e5 V5 _$ l
( V. U( c( `+ \8 {9 } " {8 U7 u1 b# a* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 . o$ ~; a* n! Z: n: u- ~Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % M! f& {& m7 MJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ) j g8 `! i/ w) y$ q5 p9 N 0 o8 t7 j/ A' K 3 P I. ]8 f3 R7 x7 e- X. `! F$ K% d# H. {
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( Y f( i2 A" I69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( W! p1 S7 `; A3 ]# M' T% s69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 0 |" S$ W5 |8 d/ XTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 c$ q; o+ j: |7 }" {% I# qItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 7 A* i" N, u, o4 B3 x; m) `: J. B1 r h- D1 E% D
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4 S9 ^% U% w! U* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 2 s8 Z3 k1 k8 e, ~* C; U4 W. V: x, q
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 / L3 ?+ I% r! H' H1 L3 WFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , M# u O* S0 B$ w' T+ n s
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 6 p6 v2 p5 `( Q8 R7 G5 @2 r7 g1 u* xStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 * E# k- S% t3 S1 d4 T7 e; Z; GJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 : `5 g+ J( B/ J+ K |
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 m% U$ W/ n" A/ K& x7 i9 F: b8 a$ l! f# M5 `2 ]
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7 S! }+ G( h6 q* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 , e6 c3 m, D/ Z; S3 YBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , ]$ s. O. W+ \# B0 G, c
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) p+ T: Y* m. H% @7 x( }% J" B2 `' lfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " z; [( P, H/ O+ J
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 5 `: f8 W; h: K% {9 n1 Qfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 j! w3 e; h% H% ^% W8 ^7 Nover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 " R( r5 C, F2 i! y9 t8 F: |% D
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t( r! U k" J5 B) T: [* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + ^2 M9 w5 ~! k7 ^8 VQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 x& g" l$ S* o3 A* {5 d/ ^
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # s$ n% K/ f3 m7 VWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
