Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 0 d/ \1 h; N ~0 [6 w# U
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 2 ^. c6 q0 u3 N( Z; R3 ?# v7 _5 H& @# M% E, O# c
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^; R$ U* b/ V' pLook how many calories you can burn: + f3 e# u3 \# s$ W7 S你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： , ?* r" ]# z2 N( g! R6 @6 J5 ]# o- S7 e6 Z3 M. f3 p
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2 E: M! v5 S( p8 {& g2 Y3 G* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 0 E! |: \/ E+ s8 t: ^. y" e
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / O: s+ _# v6 [9 _+ I8 sWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . s/ @% t6 c$ [* N3 d) n- D* l
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " ]: U' r9 m, s' _+ s, w; Y2 EWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # a" A/ e0 v! z) D
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 7 f: D, v6 d0 }2 d6 I- G$ R
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ) Y) @3 ^, {' l8 X) r
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 V& t F5 c1 j7 X
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ p: p7 g4 x' YWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 T4 W s6 v$ X/ ?& L
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! `% r, N% z5 \, H6 T/ B; V3 O. j" N4 M. }- a. d/ h( F. s
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+ g% u* m5 X, s H' O* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 , G) K1 H+ C8 L+ t" j
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 `+ l1 j7 {7 Z" V& o2 b4 i* a
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 & R( x" Q( _& `3 b- I8 D. |Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 a6 P$ Z A K$ h* M5 V1 W # H" W% B3 A3 u8 D 4 Q/ Z3 ?2 z: t
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) j! Z7 N& g+ l0 j5 k
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 D$ Q, c6 t" B/ x 6 n; [* }7 b: S: z k 3 r+ E) V4 V0 ~) b+ o% Y5 V# ]6 W2 x$ o1 ^0 ~- t
* POSITIONS 姿勢 0 X5 R$ B m# fdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 : V6 V! P: X% [
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' I j. a- ]% a! a$ K
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' d' ]* ]5 g+ d
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 l2 j6 E4 b9 t
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) X( `2 b' C9 y" ]3 M [7 ~
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 , j& q$ N+ P: m9 u$ |3 ?% y9 H) x% OReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; w" }9 D) |% {; s; f5 c3 Z9 SFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - _) u0 d. ?; R; t/ G : g; `- B2 n& Q5 g: i9 M5 k' L8 d 3 }' m" S! t" n( y- o7 d : d9 g5 j9 G5 T- t* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - z0 h- y- J1 `) A6 z5 P% P
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 e4 u. O, f2 z8 |/ e) xJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 : j' G2 D8 ?# I5 G% s7 q$ K) w8 xExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ g( t' R+ v4 a, u1 W. h) s) g, T/ `9 A7 [6 E8 |( V
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 q; h2 n% N7 E
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # a {% |2 P3 T! kfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 + m0 k) {% }+ ^3 W" K/ M* _2 rfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * C) y' a% S) N; ~3 ^from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 9 w# c! c( C6 j. U( i! Qfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 E, W# ~% k: c( s) u( n1 E3 p/ @over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; Q. S- v7 q- d$ ~3 k; e2 v 3 K) u8 V$ g. a % P; z! T" v! Y& M2 l
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 # E( V# Y) ~& F3 d& y- _2 g
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & ^$ n" ?" l' M9 bBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 t* q5 \" i2 D6 e6 W: D4 k
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
