Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 h$ T; \ r3 Y7 t7 F- ^$ M1 k6 J/ K1 q) x
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 U! s4 f$ j& k- C
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$ a! K4 [ f; S* o; K+ l ! U1 O ?+ o- J- G/ V6 K ) Y. M: H5 C. E$ o1 C# x8 X* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " E, e2 E& n: Z+ H& q
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' \5 p& M$ \$ I" s
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; d& f& i& G* l* p: d0 o
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # s4 Z7 `; j/ j$ _7 z- v
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 + n+ U$ p: d5 [- o4 L: FWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ w5 V/ v( K5 G9 M* r: e4 G2 C0 ?
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , t- Z) E0 S: Y
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 # ]& `6 C- X5 W: D
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- U S1 K2 m; ]: X* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 + X) x9 q9 l" D7 }8 \1 ]
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ; ~/ n, ?( Y* b/ `2 ZWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 W; Q8 ]) l+ f9 J9 l, E B0 r
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 |6 m6 y6 K% }Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , d: f% o8 U8 A9 Z" ^/ HTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 e# u. I- J* f( ^, SWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - ] s& d, ]( {9 |; I( y/ C) R& j- S4 ^4 K
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 4 ?2 _! ?$ Q( r& `- T: r S1 s& ?Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % ~1 T. L" q4 T" ~- a7 Y. Y
8 \: I! k* F0 _: a1 Q & Y, c$ y) f r ; [% C" A) [) J" i5 {* POSITIONS 姿勢 8 R: J& p: i& m; Ydaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 D) C9 w$ Q' Y. J69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % a0 P. v( k7 M4 c6 d9 h* I* S2 z" s% K69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # V' l3 s8 f) \- A5 nTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 1 e9 U- J0 [% l
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 4 N5 w& X0 s- |6 s( N
/ a" x* x' l6 G* @- u7 y) q# b 8 D. C+ S) D* Y6 F9 Y3 _ . V; h" u* k0 J! w# }! K* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 a7 S: {6 S+ x8 @( G D' l8 j, n: m
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 N9 [! U2 j7 O) L7 V: k
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! y$ G) R5 A( v4 @ Y: g7 c9 u( s0 {! K# Z5 N2 v4 L) ]: F$ \
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , V! \2 V0 ^; U$ H, m0 y
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % [& X: R/ H) }9 }. s6 l
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 R% g3 k% _$ C; H5 C0 ]) ^
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 6 x2 i. \9 O( p$ R3 f2 qBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 n! q2 b" C! P7 a/ f- E9 A' S
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 s+ t) `1 v* Y; U( H& ]from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' y: @9 X& `8 q( @1 k* H
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " S' W, L0 [, }1 y+ j i0 H! efrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 |: `6 [0 k1 t0 E+ m- {: {4 e
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 r6 z! } N7 z! W; w- ~ . A. G. x; t- |0 A: M ! V; r4 c, D: O3 C
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + ^& n, x& T. b, s! _Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & b# e1 ]5 b1 h0 c! l* {Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . m( z4 w0 p% E
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
