Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 ^$ r8 z6 h2 ~9 h+ m
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & }# d& d) A f, Y1 u
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1 {, A/ }+ ^1 f, F" m " u) i% N' J- i4 Q; c, eLook how many calories you can burn: 9 p( x4 v; G( H你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： - B. q& A' U4 I3 z1 E5 S; D+ p7 V
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . |4 @7 \# n; ^" f3 Z
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ M: `" {* ~) M L+ R# h% t
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ' N! f ?( p" D3 Y0 l5 s2 q- t" C, ^# D0 i# l, O! D& \
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) C/ [8 j/ F/ |6 O: \+ C! KWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . Q0 }2 t0 @2 L9 W& ~! S* A7 gWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 4 N9 @( m) [2 v3 {With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 # h9 U7 v4 h; N6 T U
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' D& k5 L q2 A" e, N* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 + d' @9 l" M. r- Q! C) k( |" T
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ' v$ Y# } w3 T( n5 }- A4 N
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + {. F: P6 v" J; _4 s
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . \6 a, a3 w$ Z y t! jTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 X s' h! W7 D. ~. S2 V$ h
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' v5 L; _# S9 I9 s! c
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ; A8 f" F x& U$ ~2 _* [; MHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( b- T' H6 C: \ C/ V1 X/ B
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 Y( f: ?! {9 M: w) B / E4 |9 ^/ m6 N" F! o 7 C' K$ H2 o x" M2 _; V6 f J " [1 m1 J( u+ x4 f9 i# w* POSITIONS 姿勢 ! }1 ]* P5 A5 |! N0 jdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 . o9 c. g6 V/ g- y% d* m# z1 Y
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 o' n" D* [. T+ C# `: v! D/ f! K69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 : b' n) |) g7 s; k4 k' @* {, C; r/ FTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 v, a: ]: P9 g# PItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 G0 U: Y& |( B' i* ^- k# c D! N0 I0 ~$ P
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 P* b6 k1 d3 L6 j7 h O. QReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 . ^& e# k1 Q5 R* D. A. mFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % Y% `! H9 j' p' H
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8 t* D/ C/ b4 l! O* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 $ v% y8 J* q- S4 CStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( s' L1 `8 ^+ S% V8 Y+ QJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % Q ^" _' X1 D% Z" \3 z2 M3 u) P
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 U% g0 B* r' [3 a5 k) k9 m2 R% O
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 7 E4 z; I9 l+ RBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 ]' J5 C7 Z, A7 }
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 : p0 Q4 v( _ p+ c$ y0 q
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % l6 a* d6 Z! m7 ~9 P
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ; q7 e2 Y- T7 l C: S+ i
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % Q. g) `, u1 U6 x$ Q
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 % ~9 Q+ r% G2 u, m! p 5 F& B' C4 G0 m1 m- j + n% E ]$ m$ \# i/ @1 e+ F8 \" \3 C1 v. Q* @
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ( D# \2 i/ Y0 v
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 @9 E3 C" O* A4 E, Z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - q% I% e* U1 e. f* F
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
