Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , E1 R" q+ V/ o S
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 . q: e4 F/ }- E% ?! y0 H
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Look how many calories you can burn: 7 G# W) |5 ]$ i. ~" C你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: , `1 ~7 C8 ~9 D+ T( V
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( H/ H. l. i' s, @4 ~0 E3 SWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 I$ t x5 s: z; G) |Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 t: t+ X& r' p" w1 Q . p0 g$ ], A7 f3 |7 _ $ I/ G7 {8 X: x9 _: t8 q% N
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # \5 L, m4 A1 N5 ~4 X1 P5 J5 VWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 R6 m0 D7 L# w0 f0 T
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " I) {$ C1 ? ]$ t
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ @6 D" ]- E1 N5 R+ y
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 \# n L: b5 Z! b- v* y; M- N) t0 ^+ l, A
* q) S. w+ \7 G3 B4 S) T 2 W3 j+ R4 b S4 y. S* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 * S @, T7 Y3 n3 O! d
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 @: J( z4 c3 E6 g# g
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ; p5 w9 c4 g$ ^0 f8 ]2 H0 B2 D( p+ d
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" R0 C3 C$ D. D, ?( k+ a* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ G; r( `; z$ G n7 q# ]Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 |" Y- d1 I7 A4 n
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : ]! t9 j9 V8 J' ~+ J' Z; [0 b
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : @2 r |9 L" E7 R* o$ ]. l# T" t$ v# |$ ^1 H) D9 X
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 C9 {; o/ H5 C4 Q4 _7 c8 PHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ! ]( s% }& f J9 b9 w, l
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 z! Z) I3 x; m: ?
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ) g, m. E( D+ Q0 b, G9 O, M" _69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 D+ K9 C; \/ _8 I' u7 p7 x0 x* X69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 |2 M' l. [. z2 d& w
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 3 ?% I& P9 n( X! m5 E/ m' ]Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 ]! E7 w! P: }- {
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 9 V3 s5 U M5 OFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 s/ ~9 g% @$ b8 {: \* L0 N: X( P
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 2 p6 ^% m) A. d ^& |
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 $ }! S5 ?- X* b% L2 D" Z
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . g% \- i8 l( D. g8 V1 \# H0 K4 ]; W: x8 E" j7 ~
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ) ]# Q, n! X+ k$ [6 e1 d/ T* CBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 @# G9 O3 d- [ ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 \3 V" r9 D9 \" x' h+ c5 qfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 H [' }3 M2 `* _2 J
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / X5 E( Z/ \% c; v7 Dfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 D4 R# t+ Z0 Y
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! H5 y- v1 ]' }# ^- K0 J/ ~
( u4 n2 H) ^- W1 t6 o/ v 8 _3 R7 J2 ^) {% F6 M " K& B- K7 W! S& Z3 w" \9 K# E. L* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 J# |( p* u4 l" aQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( C& k( y- b% d- W/ k
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' B; ~3 B! J5 C& [) b4 h5 [6 G) zWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM