Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 ^+ u) M# H5 ?0 E9 H0 M0 x性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 C* I& }. h. `, E$ ~( g4 y) @
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 6 @% a1 O$ g) M1 [& A f1 X) K$ b" W6 M0 l" q3 X
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 ^' T8 T* g/ _$ m9 L8 M, X7 G
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ]7 ~3 w ^. v$ S e! V( P
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 H" o& N! ~* Z# j+ R" w( \! z9 O. h9 ~
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 h! I( Q: m7 K* C# b4 Q$ iWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 L- X% Y! Z1 O; j8 XWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' D5 Y. u6 p) O) t5 A
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 a8 z* b( v" a9 q
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ; l5 N) h5 j) u
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 1 @, `" X: T, Q2 b% GWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 F% }6 L3 c" W* Z1 d0 f, y( P
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " p5 S( y u+ G$ d) R
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 0 A6 m. s/ j) L4 s
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # E1 l0 c8 G0 u% ZTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + K: E4 S7 y( F( [: s' EWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 I1 u$ M; N( t! W
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 h/ J7 I7 [1 v! K3 a( u& Q0 qJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % i8 X F, f7 u6 E2 ]9 U. |' b
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 8 Y( S, b* q& a$ @daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 R) e9 J1 w6 f& z* G3 }69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , \/ x7 g) m8 i4 u' X7 w69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 5 r: [, M" T" T" G1 r! c L! z
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & b% o, m, Z2 m/ p2 k6 }5 z- A7 ^Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 4 h: y" G" s+ V1 ~2 F/ {, [ 4 S+ l5 ], C ~% P& p+ M, G$ x2 d) ]' m & }: ?; x9 i5 b2 G# v2 B/ L! s* e, |1 u2 k
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ w+ C) A1 K1 A
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * J8 K9 t: I9 y& h/ D2 {
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 1 u2 D1 B3 W0 \8 s; M) [" y" v& VJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( ]. F+ [$ L SExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , r1 n- F7 X7 y4 I6 x) V
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 1 f9 t4 H# z4 M5 G/ a1 K) r
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . f8 A' J8 F$ x: Qfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 . f9 p, r% ~) o3 W+ P5 O6 J
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * B. j. z4 V- d% S+ m2 F7 ?' X- F# t0 w
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 Q; N2 l3 r9 H5 O% i& {5 G: Kover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / ?/ Y% K, b: i8 M/ D0 i7 m7 q* E+ J# M: ]4 \4 K. |
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 - M- p$ N7 s. X# v
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 e n, l* g0 H- g$ PWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
