Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 ?( k- B x, a; ~1 E) [- N5 C
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 2 p5 }# r$ {: Y/ l; d5 G $ D) X6 G: K) S! d0 K1 W + _# H1 z$ {9 W2 v& S0 L# e/ `0 {- E" c2 u9 e
Look how many calories you can burn: - i! ]1 F( O- w1 c1 X+ a
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 t1 j4 m. X" l 3 c. G" }& m' ^4 B 8 N1 L# |5 Y$ g* q0 g- J1 ~1 b. r- v: m% n" d, i: w9 I, s/ w
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . X; ^0 b8 ]' [With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - ]$ c6 o7 D. Z) ~Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 }& P* A+ J) U4 M4 h5 Q5 K ! p0 A# P. L- R5 l+ z2 O' o ! J$ I# D: A& j, b9 a N7 W/ a) e' q- r: I2 B+ p+ Y/ j7 n* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % {3 T8 W; T& g8 P" [/ c& lWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 O+ T' \, ]# I- QWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 Z& F- n4 g" y
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! ~! j' x9 Q8 C! x! e; f/ uWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 [: V) t' l' d" {: a' f" f. I! a0 w5 y7 @5 q
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: B Q$ J' H2 m6 \* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 6 X0 I, ?, W: [/ O7 t
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 \$ C3 l' c% p* tWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / O5 _% d Y0 P. K& l+ j5 L' T6 U/ ~$ O* J0 T) S7 `% l
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) s! f& _- I( x! uTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 Z% H: k, @+ G% BTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) q; `+ B. Z4 u! ]5 eWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 X; Z. Y& G; c/ o8 F8 Y4 f; u
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{0 g0 t: U v* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ; G& P5 l7 l7 E& z5 u2 w/ }Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 + G3 n- Z; X3 K: m- t
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ e$ g6 ^" d- ^' U0 Q% Y: x5 k* x7 R$ v6 v2 P
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 3 R" e7 `6 q6 ]% G' H3 s3 tdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & m) ^, g, k& d2 `, q' ^4 v4 p
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , }# P3 R+ M( A3 L/ @) M, w3 q69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 : T4 O' W9 n( Y+ P& A* LTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 B8 ^5 B1 g8 B8 ^6 X
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 5 L' C: B! s {" [6 ]5 Y 7 l0 f/ B& x o2 D# z! @ e# R ' b: c4 [5 J9 `, w
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! [( |( \0 c3 N
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' v( z1 B$ e# X& G" O4 j# O
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - _6 f; j/ s; y3 t* H9 t7 w4 S" y, Q% a$ g1 \6 g; s& M) D/ i6 j
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 4 |5 L# E* r; D- F
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 A) j- u {6 B2 j* q8 rExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 2 F7 X: X( w3 u' S+ S+ B
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( ~/ o: b, t3 E. C 5 }: N; x ]* v, S0 z0 }* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ! Y+ ^: I0 F3 Z$ r9 l# N, k8 t) F
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) h4 n0 s3 V# n+ h! ]5 e+ w8 N8 zfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ p# S/ T' x! O6 ]
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 p/ z4 b1 J! n, [9 @
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 $ c1 N: q0 j" \8 Y& g2 g) |. hfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 2 Z5 C k" e S1 c) c
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( Y- `$ _- K6 ~# s4 Q3 u1 z% S% Z0 b$ D% r3 p8 D1 m
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# P/ a/ a( D6 x2 E: s* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 9 _# S3 ^/ y0 a/ c, cQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 - i- A- Q7 t4 {% N
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ P9 S% Y {& Y' g' q: CWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
