Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 v& P: u! _9 C* r性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! J( m0 e- W6 k8 L& p! k& n2 @% p& f7 e, A4 `: c
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Look how many calories you can burn: 3 Z$ a- }% c0 }) q. z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ k h6 ~, N) Y9 k! X+ z0 W 8 ^5 v+ G( p z" V$ E$ i 5 ]" ~* o/ q/ d7 K6 [ 5 E2 A+ g+ N/ ]4 L2 @- d0 E) a* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 W. S* c4 B0 z
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 9 T& y& D' s* N8 V
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 / ~ Z3 P" ?2 D" `% v; ]. C- k6 d) [- @/ M
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. |" r! W0 X5 `. p! p6 u* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) W2 D- I5 `" cWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 l8 U& j; p/ z$ k
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 7 A+ W( ~: D/ b' O0 {9 @; @: P3 I
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . \) a# Z! Q! \" s1 R3 F% \4 C; SWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 + R" e" H/ f, Y/ ~3 M" G6 p! A T
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , g, \/ l4 E& n0 v0 Z3 R% mWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % S r3 v- r/ \' l
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 6 p+ l/ }5 l$ r
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 7 K& l" m# S2 D/ e/ cTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # D8 i; @/ n$ h8 h
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 & Y; @/ N9 \$ R4 L
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 R2 \+ ?* n# x
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 9 z% L: K- _2 G3 N, cHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 G5 M: I7 W. [ q. e# u9 g+ k
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & b2 F0 G" p4 q' F1 f
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 $ i2 l1 D7 @* U! s0 v" | rdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # L1 X8 i1 B/ L
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 q# h* t t t% l! i69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / D) B8 `0 P, ]. E& bTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * G: ?# I" _6 S
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / r) ]5 f3 h+ ?. l$ j+ }" O2 e7 x
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" X" }( P7 @% `$ M+ T" _ 1 e; _6 _% i! L' v- i0 l: z% O* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . U7 C( K; z3 [( Q9 b4 u! r' M& B
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 [2 N1 v7 Y" D" U* w: ~4 |
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : V1 b1 R) O6 |2 Q, d: o+ _" W+ ~7 ^* ?( U
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 b4 }: C& `% V0 S, P% O" B" y
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 V) e8 ~' P" O* f" V $ w" I% |1 I/ r' x1 {5 d& x j # H7 T! u+ }9 r
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ( R1 q' \3 `/ _: y7 k. a
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 N6 C: @5 x- Y, k( P* {' c, z
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 + j/ e6 V7 N4 S
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 Q4 b2 k; I: D4 M# T
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 @0 E; B( L- w) L4 R" y
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # z( ^+ [. R$ K+ n4 P | {8 G8 D- fover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 9 k2 s( t% m9 z" [3 B( g
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 * m: w3 c& C: t8 ^
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * ]; T5 X- i2 o; q7 o O+ ]8 WWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
