Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ' J& P/ v# {% J* O: h
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( r F# `+ k5 K) T5 }4 @
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Look how many calories you can burn: & ?1 q9 L0 H4 L
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： - Q. k: f: Z3 ^" p $ ^/ ~! |! S( r" Q7 ^; O) j 7 m0 w R6 z( h5 P' q# B6 }+ [
* g0 J3 a$ x) p* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 Z; ? R, O$ E" @* e7 a5 C
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " ~+ u1 z: q" M0 a$ TWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; z4 s3 _- o: p0 |/ a6 W6 w
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 X5 Q, T0 A8 G. [7 Q. R$ L* FWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 D" F8 h0 P" p; L P; V$ E' lWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 1 G* \. L3 J8 P1 i
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 3 J2 F6 L+ a8 R1 F* }
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ) a2 S& m8 l: `7 {( N* n % U. e/ l- H# Z* ? 8 y# o2 ~3 b0 h; M 3 u3 \+ A8 U- p7 k) E, C5 o% \4 r3 C* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 {2 w" G0 U- J; I& }3 _4 }, L
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 A7 ?" x0 a, Q/ }; [
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / _, H2 l' |6 c1 p0 m4 Y: N( u2 ?4 z" T! i" D/ c8 d1 p
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . S" C; q4 e' w) f5 M4 s) O
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % K2 i/ g r7 H' @* b
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 1 n* w$ s1 i' G8 z0 {& tWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 w7 y8 `; h5 t3 p) y" S
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 8 l% x! ~" b5 H! g" \Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; a& x% v; V& J2 b% `% d# |& d: S
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 f5 V- E! n7 {2 M _$ ^2 Y 7 A' \+ v Q& Y" U3 r, m" C( f9 X ; P& ~4 H' q9 W L! G N2 `5 G 2 G7 c' f' C o0 a. y0 p* h. [* POSITIONS 姿勢 ' v& b3 P' _5 K8 `) D) d
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 3 e' p+ ], G0 D( d" V1 @: u) o
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 k5 F, v. H% f; [% K69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 n, r0 @* N3 ~2 Z
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( E7 ?$ ^0 x& [% l1 j, k- lItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' ?4 s$ b3 E) ?% c+ _ & |* U8 L1 X! d3 N7 D, u. J , W$ ?- R+ r' M! m4 b9 V# d8 a x: i8 ~
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 M: F5 c( P. t3 K* ]3 \. m' t! j3 xReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + ]0 s/ A4 J; v* c' F, h) mFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / j, \' J: ]- [# }
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 K9 w) w0 Y1 G* f4 u6 T
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( Y) U, u! r4 b, [- `$ h6 m+ KExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 / { t% Z, x+ G2 R2 \/ f) ]# e/ {" ?8 b8 f7 V" } Z; x0 @
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2 E, ?6 \$ ^* n0 t d! Y, ]* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 a& |" X- {7 k. W! VBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . Q# ^1 p/ J3 n& H0 S0 {$ R6 P
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 V# N5 G, {; x6 X) [. C
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % U# b4 q/ Z4 \$ @8 h. P0 T% G; s% n
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * R' n% E' g% \from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 " c1 }7 [" v$ Aover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . l( q" `% c+ N9 }/ B: M; \2 L' I" @9 S
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 - }8 a; t; r4 q; n! LQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 d m; X) A6 o% }
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / I, K1 N2 O" y+ m; N8 K
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
