Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 k2 b4 @- N+ K! D, d2 y3 J$ V
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 8 [: j! Q7 U6 G, B% r 8 n$ n7 @5 ]1 |6 L 1 g& M( S1 i( u4 A
, J( R% N: u h. |Look how many calories you can burn: & L% v$ }7 }8 U0 h! O3 M9 p
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： , b, K1 x7 Z/ ?% |6 L [0 U/ q/ h% `( X" W( m
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' x6 c1 Q! G* ~1 i" u5 {% h
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) l ?$ z* G4 x. A: _ M. F, n
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & e" r) U( G* O9 f$ _" T0 Z1 C0 Z
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8 R5 S9 T9 c0 \8 l0 b/ {2 n" i6 _$ J8 h & }) z( d0 R! j$ G. N9 e7 I* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 N, L& c+ [9 ~6 EWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 % P; Y1 _- S, g. j
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : d$ B( k7 L y$ d) s( v
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " l3 u. Z3 u' n+ G% lWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % s r# F2 p6 }6 G# T7 e2 ]) G" G8 b
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 # r; J& Q+ p7 b5 zWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! c0 |1 b2 A: ^0 I2 c5 u3 _! v# L
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 n6 {. A1 l+ Z8 _8 l; @" ]# K% z
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 u2 G3 S1 n* j1 z7 n7 TTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' @7 U1 C8 Q0 X/ [ l; ]7 NWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ f* W' L3 @/ {9 L( z3 X( \: T2 S
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$ l6 }. V% j4 v: d* F8 H. [( K" q* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 9 {8 r, ?8 W G) r# H: g+ c
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ y. M D2 M9 A
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 J& N4 @$ s( R; x+ Q {* o: @ - V, M* e" S. H3 F , v; Y2 \$ }, S; E9 B9 l: Q9 L: U% ?& w) @) O" K9 C
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 P- G ~1 P v, V$ D/ a
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 x4 q9 p) ?+ v& J6 ~/ _/ [ M69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " C" |0 }/ C; i/ x3 V2 g6 _Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & d" j6 h8 H4 [( n$ p
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) h8 W7 W3 s* q: H8 W9 a/ I
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 2 Q! ]9 }4 U2 n0 ~4 T* t
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : V# D- d4 r9 @- K& f! @/ A% l! Y6 w* B
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # r* M7 o$ F# g( f l
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 v( R4 @- l! q+ \& T" }1 f
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' u- s; ?4 v* h ! R: S& ~* w/ }. t8 | H , A) T2 X" v2 C- G* I6 F 7 Y2 ^/ \' c) J6 s" l, }* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 9 v x/ ? w. j3 ?Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 q' m% `+ H& ^" h5 i1 `( ofrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 p, m4 p% X6 p$ s7 t5 Mfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 \( {9 f/ `9 z% y* @from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % n0 Z! g( f; {( nfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) F: k$ r2 O% R- T- t% h0 ]0 u2 Y- Jover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # Q5 h: [9 D/ `6 Z ?5 F3 B6 L6 }9 o
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 3 g/ i3 P( c& d; z9 [0 uQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , j. x8 \, w+ S1 e& K1 N8 F
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 0 o( E2 W. m" o" k0 W9 a
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
