Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 ^/ K. f* i' x9 r3 r: R3 s" A性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 D7 Q" J; l( V0 g3 v- w' w7 b* P! C, F
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - \2 \+ p) X4 w$ M8 kWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * N" G) }3 ]3 E/ [8 H7 TWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # Y) [( r* Y/ N$ W' c: r9 T
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 m# p9 u2 j% B7 Z7 ?+ ^With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # Q8 E& ^+ q2 u1 O# u7 GWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & ~- ]7 C& a/ w5 E N. L
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 W' R" G! R2 F( y5 O% h' DWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( Q$ J7 C& s5 C7 M5 }* t5 W- X3 T: N* B% b5 ~4 x* }
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ W9 [7 t6 |% _. q7 k* N ~9 xWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - B% J, W' c, N; l$ q# kWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 x& A+ b4 ]' h/ Q( X
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 |1 J* w+ b1 W
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + r# A7 r7 A: I2 v- y
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 F& ?7 z* c* \" p" M! ~! t* A& O4 e% y2 |3 \% ^0 o/ |6 Y+ D3 l* x
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" H% J4 b5 |' d( [5 {" A! ?* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 y( j2 `, f. ~Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 U9 a6 V% ?3 E/ k
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ( U1 @6 o+ O. G7 f/ X4 y. I+ n5 b( x
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 g8 {" U; u+ N- c" Q
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , Q- @$ U% [! I) ^) j69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 Q4 R8 ` j' j
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 # S4 Z( @3 h3 }% f2 H7 y5 x/ D
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . h1 `" U2 f% e9 Y% ?- c' \, R/ E * ^ S" C e- p1 l; u+ O / p( M9 j& \' B, \0 L6 Y7 _: o F! U# \6 b$ S5 o! I
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; q" k/ |+ ^5 e4 O( G
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ k' F/ J! A" s6 S5 b. A$ Z
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 `4 P% c/ Z* ~3 ], C+ d# e$ z
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( \8 _7 i$ }: ]8 ^8 z
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 _( p- H: g% W: S I ( n S+ X7 h& \1 ]2 ~2 z % n1 L: O$ c' H p7 J5 f 7 f( y( u$ }$ S6 q- M* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 * U) F2 ]1 ]4 B( g
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - [7 E% {) P8 Dfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * s- _2 H8 @; }7 P0 Efrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / o: {7 l# h0 |* J$ P& I: `6 ?& ~from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 \& C3 p2 L1 m2 ^from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % v2 M; A- f- Z" o& Jover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 m9 n! Y" \, I$ Z) j# F: V, u" h5 o: ?! D! X7 b* H
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 3 l2 j6 U$ a( h5 w( m! `. }Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " e- M+ t8 x5 i4 OWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
