Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / X S0 l% d" u% d' Q4 J/ X* @1 H
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 9 _' b$ F- i8 l" v6 B6 z, `( [% ` M T1 J
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Look how many calories you can burn: 1 Q6 e. e" }8 _) T E你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ) i o+ P1 b7 Z; u/ T# h " I# Y, i R- A: F; q 8 b% H% R4 e r3 x: u. [ " ]8 M" v' S! v; p( M4 _# T* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 9 f4 j. G1 }' }7 B! O7 X7 z
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , G2 B4 B, M' N' I; EWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 @' u$ k0 a9 d; `, ?
" u5 \1 B: x1 D: R* d5 l& ] 4 A+ j; w. u8 E : W. W; c& n( n* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - f; o: o" I# [! Z8 F7 V4 U, p
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ; l$ [0 B9 i. e& E; ]
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 2 Y/ L" p* A9 s0 b5 I# Q% [3 K4 CWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : Q8 \0 K5 U2 O
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! ]1 ~+ j9 l7 M% f9 l0 Q' _ * F- c, x$ w% @1 w 8 A3 v& C. q* o! b' S4 v
9 ?: |2 [0 r% K* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ z5 a7 G# A( U* f
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ' j+ m c- i$ qWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 B6 D; e- W K D. I , C* M* m1 K7 e2 a) n$ B7 E 9 O% n$ A) ]) u1 p* b, p
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & c8 ?2 a# \- YTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) }0 ?* Z/ |* W8 h. B3 KTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 j h: n7 |2 h! K5 rWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 . A4 |0 C$ L( E9 x- A1 T( Z) ~4 M
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 j+ _' n+ ]$ v2 n: y G- B' j. n
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 }; O, }/ N4 r6 ~Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 - _! w5 [) s9 r; W
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 . w7 _. U E* O5 C" Q: e( [/ J
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 7 b5 @, Z. O8 M% w6 G) `
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! W( X2 O4 m$ N) L
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) E, [+ Z& `% ^2 T5 `- t6 QItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 7 r: u* R7 C4 H( B# }- x" A
5 R# l% B8 |6 S: g & h. c" }, M2 l2 f 3 r3 g0 ]1 a7 @$ p* Z* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 9 |$ y& n# w# Z. EReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 & C- B& w1 y; e
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! a# p2 ?; b! C9 Y% C, R
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 8 s& t# v+ Q y3 fStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . V) @1 p, m2 `3 n& l" ZJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 g C; Z7 i* q
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 Y3 T0 s4 X) ^( ?% F % ^ W7 I# w3 P. d . r2 R3 j0 z; s4 Y* g' @$ S2 ~, p6 @" X* X0 c* X7 S
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # }/ H0 @% w' L# W. I* aBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 k' z/ u. ^3 y6 \+ r1 pfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - T+ T8 w% {8 \. P3 K
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 f; J3 ] T! S: Zfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : `6 C9 {( t, d1 e
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( M* e# E8 Y0 o0 t# O: ^over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 Y' V# z! w, F( m % O* M2 F' J/ q2 \4 ^ 1 [9 Y9 W6 m3 H9 o 6 f! k5 V% Y: A% R$ L X* x* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * S, q C2 s) T
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 3 ~2 w" d- k. Y
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' f% t- t& G3 Z% |( k! t* C, QWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
