Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 k5 Y/ q% J) P U9 {7 V: k性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! z0 R+ ?( f C3 w3 v
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8 L' E; b/ ?3 ^2 Y* R2 O* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ) ]' Z3 H" @: MWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! H7 X9 K5 K' E; kWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 P3 @4 y# J: E8 X
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With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 g1 D6 a Y! J' FWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " X. ]1 w O: ?With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 # k# q+ y: G6 j- ]" ?9 H( @( {! p( y
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 * I) S% D1 k+ M/ CWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & y1 K" R/ }8 c% z1 O- I " } K8 Y6 ]& s3 }9 m" L 0 G" U5 r. Q$ f7 I* Y% Q% s- H9 g* b r
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 , f; E3 j2 Q" ~1 b7 `8 W) Y1 b" `# oTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % s$ S( ?) R& i8 h1 A TTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 6 f; O& O& H/ J, S- ]
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , L/ R' D7 u z; d0 A
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3 e# Q" u* [3 S& i" A+ C$ d; w* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 7 J. A2 S* a% a2 V6 i5 DHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' Z e: P/ R G# ^1 ?' O- YJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : p) c+ ^# P( ~! Y. K. S
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 7 [" a3 C; ~0 g' Y5 x; tdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 V, B9 K9 u1 |& \9 h4 g1 s; {
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / g0 }( @! U) c
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 0 b' R' q' ?$ F$ S% n
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) _" Q6 ~/ a8 |+ g2 Q( U) |
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; Z& _% q9 N3 ^0 t, q
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) `2 I9 P. K: s0 Q6 E+ S y9 R6 I$ S* Y2 V% ^* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % o# Q8 ^, u' F6 e' p' s; o( u6 P! KReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 3 L) u8 g5 u+ M6 x( c% PFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; N, b! o/ P& T
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 " h# u5 ~1 D! l. I& A0 B% v. r
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 : \8 E* `& ]/ Y0 C5 b6 \' z. M / p; w+ O! o7 E3 P 9 T* U5 r0 Q0 D4 X" c
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + i% D% k" e/ r4 X; Kfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - M3 A; t! C; D) S
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / }0 v. Q- y" m
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ! K7 r4 S' A: [1 z! h9 afrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' l% ^$ v0 N+ v+ C5 B& nover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! E& o3 e, Y' U4 y1 Z
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 F3 E" C7 L+ V, [8 C1 PQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " b: x3 j' b- @ G! WBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) N6 S& U. k/ g9 a; |4 B
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM