Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 d( X' w3 d& M: q# @- j性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + T# V; @7 l$ C) q$ g/ }' G
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 k+ z+ ` x- `0 @! q! G9 K! Y. Q/ Q T
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 7 s( N* a. N& k' [
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * C, i A" _( {4 ^& ?# N' Y( O/ B3 \
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 b: ]3 c5 p- W- w- }& z: q/ J! L* O& U0 ?1 B, o; V. D" F0 e
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * E& F( T" x7 w) q$ Q s1 _With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 j, C u. W4 `; N! z* h( _7 S: g
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' E* j9 @' B6 `% ZWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' r' |( g9 {0 \, g# H- p0 I# F
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 0 X( B6 I$ \2 L$ O$ n : \/ S- J' Z# Z% B ' }: d. E3 F" T% r1 F " p4 u1 p9 ]% }* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ C- w' Z/ O8 R. F+ vWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # x9 b% J# C, d$ w, Q; f. {Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) ]& g0 a1 M8 j4 H
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 * \( C1 E% a8 Z# D! o* f- ^8 e
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 }9 L2 g: m- D) K5 |+ ^- w2 qWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) m; `5 ^: a; ^5 o% L, u% ^3 l, \+ ^
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 7 ~! E" H) [& h/ g. }Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ! Q4 X' V, ]) w8 H- d/ |Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 o0 i2 _5 ]% j# Y; c, C% F! |- f; w3 _
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 0 H3 |4 {2 m- c( @daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 V1 T" y5 P3 ]) G5 F$ Z& m
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # f0 U# j2 l& H2 W" X& r69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 t+ o/ d5 O0 F) I: H/ O
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 O, b& k. A7 {+ C# r& sItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; u" @7 [2 f* D% c( t
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 - `* R5 @8 O7 M+ d+ Y. DReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' g: Q9 v* I$ G2 u, n
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # F* i. I$ T+ G4 e' w
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 + l+ u1 A# g, z F6 T1 bJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 - [$ x, J; v/ n" j
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) @ n1 o# F( m1 p1 _# v . y. E- S1 @6 d! g8 j- e. @ ! @! X! o% b( A6 W. w/ O ( ? G- m8 s. \0 L5 Y* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 7 Y: ^# J* K3 f, G# Z% H
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 w7 @+ ~3 g8 ~; |, q% v
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . l! c9 q& G* ^; B: a& j
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + n8 ~( G5 K! ^( ifrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & ?0 _3 c2 [) Y, j- xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # G; P0 o s& I4 z5 k
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 k2 J+ |7 V; h% H
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 5 I" ~6 A% H1 Q/ k! O- {Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + O5 D0 k' n' O& r$ k! z. PWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
