Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 ?8 K) h$ e0 }9 x( D5 ^
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 8 c @2 ^8 G/ u4 C+ j
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5 s$ j5 S1 M: W- J# aLook how many calories you can burn: 4 f5 C' ^' C% n你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： + _8 d9 r) j4 m4 _! P% p0 p8 K1 o* s. V, l: y7 Q/ ~) ~
% ], l% h8 z+ o ! l* D+ q% m% E# t4 f* J$ d7 q' Q* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 Q0 y! _9 e& o2 r- d. S1 ]' Q
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 ]! {2 K0 E9 c, [
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 @' t. b) U$ j8 t) D
- }9 C3 K B8 |- \% f, f + b6 b) G* q" P8 P4 O * l1 U0 v( p5 M9 {* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 y" s, u: C. U& S" o/ W( `& z
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ b0 C* v5 Z, W
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; h' b4 V7 G7 t/ S3 J7 ~* v! t
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 @* I, }4 R' u. ]" aWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 h3 S% C% |% _% h i. k; B9 h7 U4 ^, e( w( a- O! w6 {
1 o. B, g8 x9 E3 v- }8 a $ C% n6 ^0 F: R' i* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " }* M& e {% w, @7 w3 e$ U; EWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ~% Q, B8 q5 `# c
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) K- d }0 o, ]' w' O0 W
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 0 t7 a$ O1 B c! w5 p0 W" ZTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / P% {+ H' C1 J8 j8 ~Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! B$ k- L9 d+ d n( AWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ( J' }( h2 t& k+ q6 J9 z' O4 o
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 y F- z" A+ B7 _! E4 h
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! I) ~/ H0 d" ?7 F3 i; s
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7 a- U" T0 r# W8 P: U # g& G/ d! p# B) s* POSITIONS 姿勢 # W! X% v5 w. P: H: y0 sdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 . l$ Z/ E; ~. \; e- ^
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ Q! \, @; P) |, |% e1 A
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # Q' p7 p( Q; Q3 Z0 cTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . k% y, _$ F( \& Y+ j. X% fItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " d! w, n) }' V4 ^) f$ x4 K( P3 T" F U: H
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : e& f7 S- V' iReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " F* a, G# U6 P! }6 h4 N |
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) K$ n. Q' i, ]# a+ B6 U
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 - I0 N; o* L" J7 U- j8 ~" B
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , X0 S( O2 S* W0 b( }Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 # V% j: T# x. g1 u
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 6 a8 v7 [( s8 \& b, Z
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 & m3 K! d- ~/ l' N
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ) g% }( f# g2 {8 u. R6 {
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) y9 f$ Y! N, t5 H! g4 Sfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 G# [7 X$ H1 Bover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' ~, e% a/ R( n; {4 Y3 N" i6 I! e
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 4 r' G4 N- k3 e2 q2 FQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 d* m' w& H( D+ ?# U5 I2 I
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 m7 U8 U1 p/ @# t2 B9 bWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
