Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! C( n6 O5 v2 A7 S1 A( h性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % m; @$ T' N/ u + H0 V" ]- J l4 N9 @ 0 ?9 r% d Q* F0 a1 l: v
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 0 o+ W* @9 A% J3 g: \( [ + n. h7 t4 }. C- T0 |$ [ & T. s i" t' W, |$ j/ ]- X8 z, v
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 a4 }6 H9 G( s0 G- NWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 / Z" x9 L' j$ x3 N% A) a( W q w/ Z
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% b) A; r( I) Q: X$ _# W7 g* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 t) K! _) ?9 ~; N4 p* UWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 + v. a/ G& Z0 Y: K- [" ]8 ^: {8 p
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & q# }0 X) l" c6 R
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 V/ `+ @: ~6 ~) C
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! p8 V8 e& J- M0 Q9 p/ k: [ # n* u; O4 v d; m5 ~ - U* r) ?! a0 A/ ~# f s( I3 L1 J A( w0 x) x: k" `
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 6 d( D5 O" R1 w. k3 o2 G
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 6 ?) h+ D0 y/ r- U7 i
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! r5 ?1 r/ |; T7 V
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' W* `3 R4 R9 C( STrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 P! f5 \- ~/ m qTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) o0 b6 p/ U5 W2 R+ f
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 N2 w: L8 s2 B7 S ?# N2 O9 f R8 g9 N$ F+ d6 `
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) {# h" O9 b5 \Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 }( ^ G; Y/ U) S0 `
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * W3 V* e+ ~+ k h8 }0 y& M1 Q5 LFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 6 L5 r% e) y. a' f+ V8 W& V5 w
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 4 G; V& l$ K8 |: l' y5 j
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 9 E; `2 m2 M3 X' D2 TExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & ]) E0 J2 @2 Y- ~$ w3 K
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. B0 x) ^- C. @' I1 M* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 9 O+ I! ~4 L7 k; _4 |Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 S0 _- s5 b6 pfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # E/ i1 j( I% |+ Mfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; A1 b. ^7 n( ?# @* E3 \9 k# d
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 N% u, u- ]/ f/ d8 q& U5 ?+ o& B
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 Y: X& ?$ e& ]# `$ n4 Q: R
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 3 N! z/ P: A. z0 @$ v) x
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 5 s, v3 P' `# ~4 p+ b
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 0 x! j% \3 Y( d9 b* N; U5 V, y
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
