Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , B A8 `# }& b8 v$ u# R性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 c6 ~7 u5 b+ C, L % n9 }$ b0 G' x7 m" x3 M7 d! W ! t" u! @ P2 B( j! e$ Y; m& G3 R" K7 p% C1 [
Look how many calories you can burn: : q8 P- y \2 X5 a( H0 B4 _8 X
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ' ^. d" S) @( ^4 g* S" q 4 o/ I/ t! R. h/ h2 _$ }! F/ T) a3 Z 7 m$ Y' o: q, C% Q# ~/ f! L
2 F$ j6 ]8 }9 V: E* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - t9 n' _4 `( l# A3 RWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 9 B# _& B+ ~) \1 B3 h( K0 dWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 ~3 s% ]% Z& i3 N
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, s. M4 K" o2 T- J ; Y! S. W! E! h# h1 ?$ i* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 . L, a7 a* D' G3 {3 ~
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 Q ]" x2 T' b/ f; G
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - I( Q3 g9 \6 v& Y9 q
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 ~$ d, Q- q5 X2 rWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 Q w: z4 c3 K, ?( L6 q0 t( G
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 1 p) d0 t4 m8 T9 d- PWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) x/ G7 [5 b* j$ dWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / K/ O' F/ g7 X0 J
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; c' v% O- f- k/ _' j% b* l* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 Z" z3 |0 p1 r+ xTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 y1 c2 N+ p9 _ eTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + I0 W( T' ^6 B1 z5 z9 \% t* F
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , _! s0 Z+ H3 w1 J
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) Z1 m; J! k7 [8 ]/ D" j
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % b6 g1 A! Z4 h # P& Z }# @" C a; @6 F; R$ X. {; i/ s, y4 L# X2 ~
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # U' o: b7 ]* `3 {( m69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . { ?% V N3 s- a* m6 W- ]; r9 Q
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 x8 _2 _2 O. l( l: E* ^9 ^Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + A5 Q2 K7 G7 ^- P# C/ R0 S; d8 o
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 7 ^! L% L& V$ Z, p
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ; O; O! Y% F) f8 N( SReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ! h5 }: Y8 D1 x+ `3 g
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 r( W; ?' ^4 K5 o2 ? ! |2 K9 a8 \) G/ ` 7 l4 w$ C- j! M$ j# A/ F+ f& r9 m3 U5 e0 }# n9 L/ S
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % i/ _; b9 k, J; I% }9 A* u9 }4 LJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & ~: \+ }% |9 DExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % C s6 F# H0 }1 H4 ~6 h4 `$ w7 d: T: N+ X3 v# n
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 [6 u7 {* v0 G& }0 Z- Hfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 9 a" H" F9 E7 M1 [
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 5 `3 O: Z0 X9 Y6 wfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 }5 Y; m) V+ M* t0 K5 r+ [; A; cfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # o% v* w6 i6 u) { V3 O& k
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 8 y2 n' s, j2 ^6 t
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ! m3 K$ d1 R' z4 y" }
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 + K D* G9 l0 D* n: Y4 @" F
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . f* j ?0 p6 u4 i8 ~' s" p
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
