Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 N8 m) _# T( g/ q" W性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & B: E" z5 I0 v/ V: k: q e2 @! c* {' I0 v2 u& ^
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8 N+ }- a* v! e: e2 ALook how many calories you can burn: 0 F8 P. y- F0 w2 ^. D* O! g0 g0 t你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 i8 {( H( e, z9 \8 H$ c# N. P* c
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ) y) Z2 w! i' l1 [- x5 B" t1 T2 M) k: vWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 S8 f: m$ A. g! M2 H9 B, f
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 ]8 e! E% U7 a4 k8 u `6 m) o* c6 K3 w7 \5 D! C! N
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 y( J& Q k" r, g
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 L4 @7 I$ A: f& d8 ^# W
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 7 h8 ^* r, @, @5 m1 V
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 1 F( d8 T: c7 v7 Y8 E' Z7 r D5 g# R
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " H; ~" ~7 k8 c+ o( z6 @With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 E2 z: d2 G7 d! W7 z; u
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 Y7 ^2 g; \/ e& T
3 K$ _' ^ J- N 1 m* W u' ] n" t 5 R) J3 l( ]0 Z- R) \1 n( @; L, j* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 # A [1 T7 g, r$ F! O
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 9 p* L, W C! {& l( M) h/ FTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # z+ Q& _1 A7 z1 b' N4 Q( ~7 O6 o" a
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 # y- E7 c6 _$ ~" L2 X8 A( |5 I& s; T' W& S5 o6 F U
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) T0 H- R; H& j2 V6 z" O" a' @3 fJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 T4 j7 e2 d; h! x ^
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 2 f( s* z a* U- [. N6 V: ?daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 ^0 ^* P2 y! B! w) v" V+ J69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( g7 i8 S+ b3 M7 Y& Y) Q69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + E$ z6 e) m& [4 I/ p9 t* u% TTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' R- o0 |6 @: M0 T6 N5 X% y$ R/ z
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' ^- V6 a( s8 A& w! P4 U g$ |
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 R& s# l( F! X8 ^- g+ x
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & D9 _7 g# ]5 A* o% O & f: i* _4 M S0 e4 h* {: x, [9 X % v( g/ c( Z* Y8 o/ |) }: q a1 U6 g8 b2 h/ M5 ^1 C* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 9 {6 C5 W3 m1 c) w! MStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 Q/ U% J$ C- D; xJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 $ a V7 J6 |$ gExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 u9 ]& c" a( N% G3 U8 j9 {( u2 ]5 X. |4 @3 `9 k
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : i/ E5 j$ A1 S- o' p+ Jfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 + k! D3 K8 a+ V& i; t/ Jfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % g1 b8 I/ O; A8 Lfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * l [, ^1 Z7 S! u! M
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 / f9 ]5 a" [) qover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 b# H" r* u `" g+ \! t( t2 a- z$ p4 c$ b1 s; S) h0 k x
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! M. g" z1 V k, f* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 0 U' y3 ~& c( @- K7 }1 U+ s/ Z; c9 nQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ; j9 ~" m" k9 a: H0 GBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 : ~5 Q% p, u2 m8 A" X. B& U* UWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
