Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 K2 _: j2 L6 y- k2 X0 e9 K性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % d2 e; a9 U" k: H* S - x( n3 N L; p3 A5 a8 e% ? - r8 |% U; A$ B! q' T
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% f1 H6 U3 | R5 W% e3 o. r+ p) D # D: ?/ n6 n. m. d9 N/ I: I* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 $ ~* a* e8 W G& Y" V( _, \% dWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 `! N* E+ X! {. J! i. G; iWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 r3 P3 h7 Y: |! }% X+ B0 K" _$ U7 \& P
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & y6 h7 O& u2 ?8 ]* m+ |With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : d4 _8 W. u( l' S$ Q
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! m* J9 M4 h- |
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ; Y+ e( @3 N0 s6 Q# d' K. n" w( a, Q5 q2 ^* u4 N+ o
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 - u2 v" K: N$ H, B) m3 f
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) z) \2 V# z6 Q
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 B8 V2 @5 T0 g* U2 ]
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 c+ E+ Z0 N7 z: ?; X" S0 D) vTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 k2 f9 e2 a3 `( l( Q kWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 8 F; T m7 g' j$ N' F
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5 g+ b) @4 g- A" I6 @7 ]" |* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 / ]- `4 D+ v, Y5 PHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ R& K( d$ x! s P/ {/ o* J6 `Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 w; Q# _. F. U7 O- z 0 o0 a' C6 w1 o' i t: V ' N" l1 m2 U1 N! U; d$ w: k/ r
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * G; W- [5 l1 f- Y0 z1 y$ `69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 y. c9 y- V8 W5 [ V- G. y+ Q0 d
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 % i/ s: K6 Y# j: f8 }, [
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . U& G7 A- U% M, `! ]7 W
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & ^* j! G% U9 I4 o
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0 m; B: L! x' N% F4 r7 a* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( C3 j1 p& Y! M: d+ X* u; EReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 k' D8 ^/ M- {8 Y' sFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' |" D$ C9 K; _3 m7 S% K5 l% A; ~& t$ c, c( O
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . |$ a, V/ N8 B& e. k
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 n% D' I; m* o% X v( {
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 ~# w) x7 o5 V8 `
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 ?4 z4 m) E( T7 g" v
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 A' ^+ l/ m4 Y8 T
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + {# _4 I5 X4 {0 M% f5 M; G
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 w# S! p3 a* ?# n" W9 ^3 Q. tfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % i* s- h1 E- Tover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! S' G( |" m4 M* W2 ^
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 p) w+ M- |+ ^/ b
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . C. O% m T5 c$ m% E
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . o2 ?- Q3 o. x( Q/ DWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
