Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; d! J# Y' I6 y" [性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 P# m; I2 u9 d) h/ d6 W8 }/ F/ v0 N$ x& p# n' x
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ) M4 L9 @" J: ?4 `% W1 c$ yWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 x1 {( C* t6 L' e" o: y" M& x5 ^Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 1 B9 C" J8 l2 C, m9 A! E5 u% Y Q- ^( {- A% B3 a4 |6 M
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ; I `3 `$ N+ p: \ d7 j
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - G' p& g- b0 A8 a8 r3 e. S- AWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! R6 ^& Y& r+ D
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' a$ ?+ u T0 e/ a) ~6 ]/ ^% l+ K
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % d% y) H1 O3 C; \7 Z9 |& t, ^5 zWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , ^( x* s( \2 G8 V4 ^; WWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 q5 I9 s& ]2 T: L" \3 a4 Z* X* _# k, J- ]" y. n3 p
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 2 T. z+ X, h3 N, H% k% `* iTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " g0 m9 v' J, B2 UWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & v% U4 A. r3 o( u# B) b
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # R. \* Y3 T6 x9 x" x% G
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 [$ D$ ]+ p3 M6 C, X' W( d
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 0 H/ r9 r5 `, Y% L69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 L2 V; w" R2 m( W69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 W e1 @8 o2 C) STrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - z2 V7 F- M& M% d9 qItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( l ^- X- B. Z+ b# f+ {; w6 t [3 q$ S8 Q* W( R# }2 i
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 ~! G5 R5 }- J C s8 R. BFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 9 M( d5 q6 v! R* b 9 V. y. g P( N8 c: e 2 p( R$ A+ H6 s! x3 R8 @2 A# V4 I
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 M7 m; b- h8 j% j" {6 f' y, [% \Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 9 B) S: u) m, V EExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 : J* W$ X( _: L( \$ H) E$ x ; a; W# b& { H. p3 J0 Y $ G6 J. c2 e2 L - R+ Q& |1 {' ]. }! `+ K* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ; t3 Y t2 i0 c0 q4 B7 d/ v! Z7 SBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . D' l' ]3 g' g5 z8 |
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 0 p% l& r) w3 c0 }$ Q8 v' ?
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 A3 u+ A! H* V7 s
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 y9 `/ _- i M& K5 @/ @from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + A" T4 A! I$ j, u/ R5 Eover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 K6 r8 S& L3 I4 n2 r
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Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - ]- N9 m3 {- g( [" }
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
