Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 ^* [, k8 ?& d" v+ i4 f% H性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 - c; F+ d+ s2 X9 j. j! L; T
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # O( i; x4 {5 O2 f2 P+ r/ f" M- J4 m 3 a- S7 J" h. v b% M6 W / k: L; j1 A4 M2 E0 f) ?( e- S
; q3 Q- H8 z; B' m+ [8 U* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! P p. d) t# ]With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 c0 Q) j. ]1 K; |
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # u( t( ~$ }. g d' l8 F
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6 ]1 |1 ?" l4 f" \* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 \0 U% F' Z# mWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 I- S# \( ?; M$ y
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 ~$ A4 ] o0 Z$ R" i3 p" d
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . A% y2 B! n; d+ |# g4 |
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 l+ K% D; Q) k3 }9 l: }! c2 }, ]0 _: o% e
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5 T# u$ Y# ]1 F" q; Z/ @2 P* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 8 s0 ~6 N. R+ N' u0 t
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ H; I, S8 c9 ^& ?) a4 y1 F8 y1 j
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 * C# [* f" K' t6 }! B6 f
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 V. L s& J3 K! V* z
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ c% _' D7 K' U1 I i7 Z8 g% m m
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " m8 g& v0 r% [) ]( @; b
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' q0 `$ \5 {! N+ n4 R K/ U* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 0 k& [ b) a/ P$ ]7 V1 PHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # \) e" u3 j* v) NJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 p# U a; \9 J8 n 5 \2 T+ }/ k0 j8 j' M . S7 p: u3 P4 o9 a$ S8 o5 `. P' o$ [- Z
* POSITIONS 姿勢 $ d9 O; }& s, q% Fdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 B: J7 G# i1 ]. @" q
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # |% w; k5 T+ p! A- k; v
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 l- Y& Y+ W4 `Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 _! B7 u9 w+ j: S2 d9 X( u
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 5 l9 B, h" R$ w# J
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5 ^1 S- y- M5 D9 ]' y2 M/ x* o& l 8 U8 F, x4 x! o8 _2 T$ `2 i* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 $ k5 G/ B& c: ^Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' e: U# j- E& T. ~Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' s1 A) B3 K5 d# @; y& \
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 ~1 I4 `0 n: Z3 L5 ZJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % \1 j5 g9 f! x/ A7 Y6 F. D! s+ EExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * c. e* g. {! x( [" g% H0 {2 f: x" q$ P4 m3 Y
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 U$ F. V0 m# [7 R5 I6 w9 ]from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( {0 w- d( q! P5 `9 Z) o2 Sfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ! A# p/ x! z1 p1 v& z
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 - M! V# a# I6 y$ m$ x
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 T0 S' z8 {- }/ f; q/ c: A3 z
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 3 O8 l* W7 D4 T) u3 }- S# u; h2 N V P+ [
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 u7 Q; x' h4 e8 }9 y3 m7 W
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) _) K# g5 Q) A+ ^# e/ S, y( [6 X7 vWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
