Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 {* g, F3 r0 _# ]3 `# _
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 v. L+ s' F% ~$ R4 j
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Look how many calories you can burn: " C" H, `; T. U: \你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 l) q5 W& O. d V4 @; `4 J5 ?# Y& ` S0 \5 ?
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* N$ d8 D K% @' b* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # c6 O3 K0 |5 Z8 g
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * U- W1 C( Y+ E. Z8 E+ o9 z; M; w
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & U2 h8 [- @0 c3 Z) U
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With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 & a/ a' @. s- { ?' ~5 i
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 p; h! w# z* w& {2 c; j
! C/ p7 ~; F* G2 _+ g @; p0 L1 u# a8 k0 v' U+ g( f" P . z2 U' G4 E9 O* m; N, R3 G* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 - V1 A4 ?# B) I
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : o6 D# A6 g# E: K/ J
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # t$ `1 J8 o9 C, O% \
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 * t8 K I3 W1 U/ c) y: p/ FTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / r. ?9 G$ M7 v9 h. ?
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; Y. F4 y1 E6 i0 P$ A cWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 9 b8 W2 y3 m, y# S+ L; p1 r% G, n* L1 G7 c' c
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 . L3 P9 g( g" W) Z4 C ?Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 - v4 o5 L: l1 l" a( F
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * Y- b2 s. b% u( P' | 8 k9 ?$ ]' ~7 L8 i) N 0 d* K* ^( k/ M4 w2 a, ^3 D O, Y( W& C% K
* POSITIONS 姿勢 * A- p0 B# y1 r' |$ Adaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % A1 M. H2 Y; k& B9 G, z5 L69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 4 C5 \& d0 D/ S& m
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 * t# y+ [8 w% p0 d3 U
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 O( o4 B; r# W/ L& D$ q
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 5 {7 }' H' i! W( r( k$ e2 ?
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( B9 O( {, _2 a/ Y* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 0 T' _* B( G( L1 e
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 r7 t( j$ {2 r' [& O$ A0 g9 |Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % v( b$ q+ U! y - R8 @ I1 Y) h) O9 I 3 m s- R! M/ E+ Y& V5 d; M 9 Z( J$ B3 N) `: P. k4 Y* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 5 T+ d& B* E, h/ a' }: ]
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 J2 e! ^9 S! _; o! n9 cJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / R e$ G# V. G# S
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 |, R1 ~4 D9 R! a" h0 j/ r
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( v: s9 a/ O9 b0 w' l* D2 i1 ^from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' f& ]3 G; H4 k0 O0 c, m Y0 Y1 _from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 g0 f/ Z. t" a4 G" S
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 z3 }5 ?" u6 b
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 a( O- l. m* P- Rover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & e+ o( W" {' }3 g* X! z7 t: T/ G5 ^+ i1 f# a
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 Z0 a, G8 O5 c2 i, ZQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & } S ?1 q+ H3 P: {( s& d) d$ v
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 , r+ N3 S6 c: F& Q/ Z4 yWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
