Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) d5 A' i2 E" Q性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 0 p A$ C6 P4 I$ e
* O$ f' y6 `' ^' Q9 {
. e% }. R$ s) l2 }: q) m* c1 i$ z5 m8 i
Look how many calories you can burn: ! Z5 ^# Z8 ~, L$ `0 _0 s你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 9 q4 M# G. Y7 n: u% L* t) Z8 F' G/ g$ }" T5 F3 E/ e3 O
) B% J- i6 g9 G, ], v. B+ i) F3 A6 K" g7 f- H5 ?6 P1 Z& c
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 f, X% L$ y3 I& fWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 n1 x4 n( h I% K, m
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 C' M3 m0 G L; Z3 l0 A, q* P
9 Z8 e1 B$ E; Y& x9 w- ^
1 [( G3 {6 M7 E4 Z1 z( r- | ! g# r8 |3 F9 @5 e) L3 G. n* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ; g8 u/ B4 T$ V( P! hWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( w! x1 g. r0 W$ O/ ~* J
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : c1 ]# B3 C: b. V! ^With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! T5 U2 t% o; b8 S M+ z6 E0 xWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 K* Q0 c4 g1 z2 K% y. Z8 K( R j6 U
' l l" D% E( a* z
3 y+ [8 N% N0 H- O6 r% m% v
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 V3 m) M8 |8 C+ q% q
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # |6 P% o0 ], b' P9 T: XWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 0 K+ z' Z3 ?! K
7 u) [5 r) J# I( i" b: ^# t+ A3 E ) r6 K' S" f3 N5 Y# f / X5 X$ v/ y0 K( S* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 # r& p2 ^- H) Q! H' |6 aTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) G$ J$ b- R9 sTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 Q" o0 \" K% b+ O
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 G' Q3 {: d7 H9 j , R/ L1 X6 _# _8 b# \% z |- ~$ W0 N3 A, d: X q/ B2 ~3 q+ l7 N+ P6 f/ Z5 S
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " r. o# [. X5 ~5 c$ T0 T! n
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 m ]# O" T2 @+ a5 J" OJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * U" Y$ I j- X0 r" i; F ~
2 Q7 D4 \( s. a5 W4 z ; y4 ?- N9 d# ?. c3 l) f. `( v' @4 n( n8 C5 _6 G
* POSITIONS 姿勢 ) Q8 X% m! c+ z/ {3 O: y( d; ^
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ V6 e3 H" \' ]7 D# m
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # u7 j2 w: i/ }( ^; @( v! L69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 % u6 M) @+ n" H8 ^+ a8 hTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( M/ D3 Y5 f" J3 B2 C7 n4 h' @
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 a$ I- I D3 Q 0 W+ _% E2 _, g9 j $ _3 F7 w( D: J% x+ ?
( e1 G& z# f2 y: @, ], G
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! y, `% T! l) k6 L( z' w: S
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 & j* J* f* G) w ]. W' ?Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 T3 v( Q* n, E z# @0 V
7 k, M) i+ I- w2 d9 L+ l
+ ]. C; K, u% r# a- J/ w: W% p: G : J. {9 l; N) W! s1 `* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 2 n- A. k' F. A4 `) X4 oStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 d& u0 G! M9 Z4 Z( jJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 9 q- s5 z& E4 T: ] I" f* rExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 Q9 n5 G9 ^" z/ F
- c" G7 C! C# {. c. ]5 {* v) x8 y 5 O8 f- A2 _" ]3 Y) _
! X' c' X: m9 I3 w1 k& S }2 U* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 * S: e9 `, G. R! D' D% K$ y
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 q9 y3 l3 d9 E
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * l/ S- T2 l( q, b7 w& j; O' |! M( f
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , I$ |9 U2 F9 |# Q! Z- e7 Z
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 n4 r7 i6 j; q8 v! ]2 }
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 D: X9 u3 e9 m* \' ~
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 * O% Y2 }* Q& Y1 ?0 G$ H ) W9 o8 U4 G. l9 l% Q 8 D" ?/ U; h f4 c / j9 D8 Q" F! D) H7 \3 t& z" v: k* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ( m4 y0 ]( E1 SQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 I1 m& n6 S4 k" C* g3 rBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ; C: Z9 K+ [! `) ~
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
