Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : s }- O- _5 b6 r- S
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Look how many calories you can burn: 4 G; s% b4 w/ Y% C$ Q
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0 g3 M8 c0 [9 \* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . y) m K6 a" s% L& Q
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + Z; |8 A7 O) i: P8 l6 R& D* C5 yWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; G; L: x* {4 k, h, @1 q 7 p; p( v% _ _ L) m8 M+ v8 m , ^6 P7 n; f# X 7 w; h3 ?0 P7 O* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # X& \% J5 G1 i( K* J8 h. IWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 Z8 g7 U0 c* `8 P1 w' d
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 d6 V' K( f5 ? p$ e9 H4 q* c
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 / |2 j5 V: {* v% s; y' O* g
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' C1 b% E$ B. h( ?; _) p$ c1 j* P$ L& d7 p" n4 q
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2 l* Z6 K2 V3 I' _2 u3 V S* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 8 s, E2 q4 I/ {( X$ D1 {
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 x/ u3 g" w1 s9 z3 r \Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ' s4 O( f r/ ~/ R8 J4 E% p$ U+ `+ V( Z }" Z' A
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 x6 Y7 j/ v. S# G8 b- a! LTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 s7 d/ w1 \$ `8 u& T
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * @9 z$ N9 o* f8 {
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 8 s6 Z, d! q/ M8 y
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 m* L1 h P: i; J- d3 wJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # b9 ] I2 Y( R ) I, J5 ]; Z7 X: K ! o0 P. a2 E" @! V. j8 F# `& H
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 M5 n) f* \+ W4 j! ?+ Y, V4 [69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " ` G- [1 G: Q" W4 ^69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) a/ q8 Y5 I: Q0 h2 U/ J
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ w) M M7 O! Q, A- p6 N/ R" V+ sItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 }7 y7 a6 Z6 L
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : n7 A: \2 C4 ^5 W
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 n0 T4 [% c% d* Y7 l! T; L
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( {* B+ V+ B9 c/ S* X* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 1 k; n4 I% E& S7 }- k" SStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 6 u) f9 a9 F) [1 IJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % G) y1 r. @4 _( [8 V+ iExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , v" ]8 S- M; H
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from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " C Y" E! D% E- U d% s) u5 Dfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; q$ x! T3 i( F+ N; O! H2 Z- Sfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 v3 A! J4 e# I: tfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 " B _6 j4 G" P* ^1 Q5 `) D. A, Cover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 6 Q3 d5 v2 k) t. N+ ]2 z# c
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 B5 q+ e6 d, e+ TBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ! P% p' W% i8 n+ Z9 ?1 ?
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM