Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 Z- J0 u' x( Y! o. ?
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 - _: p! Y4 Y' [/ c! ~ m+ q5 v4 C% h
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 W7 O- u0 e1 k) M; Q: A
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # O7 G9 C" V0 T, u
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) ~0 c; J( ]8 s* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 d- P" ]/ l$ T, g* g8 j
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 c) K4 T! v, l' Q: s1 U
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . t f/ q) T/ `& a m# [7 M- O5 O" q4 [" @& E0 d: w
1 v# D5 i0 i3 E2 I( A" I0 A) O ' i1 g+ h& U+ b$ P3 M: Y# s* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 4 W0 Y' p. K& b* d) s, ZWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 2 y, t0 N8 A0 g4 Z8 [
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 r) b5 U8 z0 t7 l) ~
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 / C6 W9 J- o* F* M: s/ v
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 {- C. W+ v5 _) z
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# l1 I+ O, m& H* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 # }4 b' k9 C* g+ H. _! T. i @
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : o0 S' J% ?" a6 W# j: uWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 r+ m* ?2 c3 F4 X& E
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' G- B$ [6 j$ \+ c, V E" tTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) I9 D9 h" `% d4 N! ~! Z7 CTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 O3 e2 K; C, @# O3 t
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & ~' g, j3 E \8 I7 r: D
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 : m6 r& W1 D+ a/ }
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / N4 o8 e$ F) H6 _; v. f5 y9 A
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 7 u3 X4 C# m* |, E4 v# tdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' s9 h2 V7 s2 n2 x, m
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' M3 }4 M5 ~# V. W- e2 A* {$ C; u69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) i" x& v/ w' [' s+ w
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 W9 @% l; X, r- G- N
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 2 ?3 K0 `" T, s. F5 t2 E6 [0 I
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0 y5 e6 ]2 z1 R1 v9 _" P ' r2 L2 U9 P a+ p* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / O2 V. L% N& j# g Z3 i
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 z6 B, \, Z/ z
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! z9 F! Y5 c& ~2 H$ n4 p: R2 v
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 2 ?) ~' l. @+ {: L# H
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % {- v8 v/ D+ h- {
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 # `0 |- I e4 N& M2 _( n
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 5 w, ]& v3 X+ g1 @# L7 xBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , P- j! R% a4 E, W9 q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - j# r4 I2 A, G% ^. {0 A) g
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 D; l, H. o( L' p7 k# I
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 l1 P" K I* N. T8 A+ b) c. ^$ { m
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 , p$ {( E* Q- X$ n" p
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' y. P4 v" M5 t2 \" a; Z8 ?; W 5 U- ~: V% e" Y, l, v" O + r: e7 y) x0 r: ^+ ]0 d- n) h; I & J3 i. l. a* H+ B; @5 ?+ |* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 5 l- q a* k2 L! l/ S5 T
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , t/ z" [$ i& _7 T) }6 mBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " G4 d# _% Q# I5 c6 m; l3 T
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
