Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 s& |/ T# R) s
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * ^: A8 I$ y6 Z3 N( }4 ?- V2 [, k+ p4 F0 @7 k. s
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 8 `" d! F) o5 O- B; W
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 b$ u) o: J1 K) _
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - Z# Y5 `, o. [ i0 }- n9 h& U
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 e% Z* z+ I) n; H# B1 S
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . |5 K# o. L6 ?8 i* @; p# iWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # U# k* n7 z* N7 A; D; iWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * F% A6 T5 i5 P- ^: ?" jWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 x' o- c% q9 J B) {: o4 M7 x( d
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % q5 O" O, a8 L- J$ |9 F' C* i
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 S* s6 |, _- G/ F1 N$ \Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 . s5 U4 Z' L* o; u
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5 |& T* F' r: l" h 9 X) R+ m& {& C; M/ z* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 L! \ [2 K# L
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 \ i5 p, U& f$ lTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 E: f- M, [! Y* E& S8 [. V
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; ^; G* E$ X) L " B5 _; g& q- s, ~ 8 w% I. Z8 u. a& H' w: ]( k : I5 [6 z% x" R$ Y; H+ c* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 g# |: `4 o3 i6 r7 Y8 _Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / ?( } n: v0 C$ u5 Y7 w3 `4 AJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 + V5 P4 Q. B- m: b" H0 h5 n9 \ & U; z2 J) K6 [6 ~# l L+ C. X }3 R) | f
. c% y; |, Y3 @' }6 x- D: {* POSITIONS 姿勢 3 [! b* |2 B1 d! a! `; y* Wdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 k" ^- v9 W3 P: N' Y69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 S% M; ]2 {% y: K: x5 ~: U69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / b% {* ^7 \! f2 \% A$ J1 ?+ Y9 _! I
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 q5 X- }& r0 v7 |9 ^0 j- s/ `
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! A% ]. p$ c8 X$ o
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! v1 Q( k( n1 CReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : I, b% Q, `: T7 j. K
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 . k% s- x$ J i- R ) {5 l2 Q* w' ]3 X5 i 6 ]3 z% z5 n" u2 _1 M1 p
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 5 G* D! l! c6 { b% i0 `9 P
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * |) F- g+ S. T0 X. c+ u5 S+ ` U
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . E7 @& q' ^3 a3 |, N E) Z ' ~ ^% C$ x7 _5 l6 S , C- U' _4 E* }6 Q5 L& { y( O. e' V5 `& t ]+ a* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : s% o, _: N2 ]3 BBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) e g5 _$ R& b4 d7 |/ @
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 [1 Y" y+ S: |3 q0 W! Z8 X& Y
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 b7 ^) J9 m3 ^1 m# M, m# m
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 o. K0 a7 U; x
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! @6 m$ g: q* Pover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! [9 o! D' x1 O+ f1 V- C1 u. X 3 \, \5 l4 [- y9 }/ G6 ` # M8 \ I1 _7 J7 [1 ~, [: y% @4 K" K- ^2 Y, k
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 a7 w" s: p, k' v2 _0 |Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 ^1 G. u, n7 z+ d% c1 x" JBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / S, I6 Q* n; @1 `: Y$ U
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM