Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 j& p/ N- Q+ f* [- m9 E" |+ R, K性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( v3 a4 A/ j) X$ l& T 2 i# C6 V5 v, J8 l# m. c' K ! x8 Q2 `: O; c9 r
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Look how many calories you can burn: ; k3 O$ ^0 S* `/ L' b4 _你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: : w% K U- n- N) a
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 x% \8 P5 n1 k
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " W* }6 Z6 y; s5 } t5 [
$ a8 J% [8 S" f, O8 }+ S 3 r& \' q5 ]4 C% T' y9 } 8 j8 t" E6 ~! [: I, i8 q* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 _" J. l- C3 K9 F$ }3 I. gWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 R/ a( K- |0 i7 E" O9 A# }8 ]
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / n+ n( `6 A3 N t2 P vWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 `3 b0 }% p4 |7 C# D0 k
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' J' j2 E" o, T* ?0 a4 H
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " G* G5 W- R0 [1 `+ ^$ p
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 j3 A) i. z- X! p7 I, y6 N9 X3 B% Y& W8 @
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % G S$ {. M8 W% i+ X' ^: ] rTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % k7 M1 f5 u* q0 z/ zTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 O( `6 u! M' Q7 I
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' t( G# r- B$ r. w& P
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 8 t! e# A' ?- b6 _5 D+ f# cHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & K2 Z5 p" |) S. |9 V! i0 N6 d
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 n; g4 _. t; T9 h- M , ?; ^$ K$ {$ L ( D$ m6 c( |* n' \1 l' M
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ) Q% A B1 ~$ o/ e4 E( t% Vdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! q) j U. e6 d: Q" O! ^$ S3 x
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 A( [! X3 A# j1 n$ x69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 * y' Q* s. k7 n( \" r
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . v/ S, F9 F b* z4 R. A qItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; i! o/ [: W/ i( s; G. p; t* i
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 2 B1 V2 [. w. d1 ]/ c6 l1 b3 }" M
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ }( s2 ?' [/ a# p9 k( {8 Z. J) K
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 5 V0 k2 q0 H, o3 a/ \3 D/ C5 S1 \" ~) U: O" c# C- I9 L$ c
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) U; o% n+ l1 i: v* x/ C( i
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * {' w- O! d ~) C; U& A* l1 r9 mExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % _+ x. l/ _! e* ? ( A0 C# Z& m. U6 n; P4 a5 O6 x% P 9 f' j. I+ {3 H8 {$ i Y0 K y3 ~- M0 h% q5 ~/ z& i. P
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ! ^9 c" M8 {7 k% K
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 6 {+ |0 e8 `& z7 k* o$ `- q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ @( p1 u4 o8 ~2 ufrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 4 Y$ H/ ~9 c+ B5 A0 tfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / F- M7 `' ^% \& w: Bfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) ?' i9 q" n. o3 ?over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 K( z1 w% h+ o+ L8 U6 M
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : @5 _, C7 O2 L% @* s
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 z& M" Z h5 D M+ t. ABeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ! y6 l8 v: s. XWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM