Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. " z4 V5 e U: o9 v; p
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / r4 [& l/ b5 ~6 a; e 0 e8 \# F3 W, O% j0 v6 A; S / K4 M" V; i3 \( k3 k / d3 j& H2 q/ H* {: {0 ULook how many calories you can burn: 8 j# n- X7 r1 n9 i& c+ i, e你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ! t- W% G6 r% K% P4 b' N7 j 0 X6 }6 d3 {" q* q# g 5 [5 i( x. y0 a3 G) M
{ z) M( C% n* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 h; j( z* s- Z _) k% G- O
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . G. w4 Z4 F2 [; uWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % }* u+ Z, }& h; L ( V% b* f) w5 {; q. y( F* M ' o: {* \8 @% z |# D6 o: w. t- h# T( | O/ S& d; l! w
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 Y" {/ L. p& s hWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( l" _$ k3 k5 U3 M, |With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 1 }/ M% c( m' TWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - t( M& a# y X6 \, w$ |With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 d( ~* E2 o1 Z * E% u; m# [3 p& V) v. z ' f! T& N$ P- v! E% {
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 W9 J5 F( O# _1 F5 k8 K8 Z$ wWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , ]1 o; ?" V; Z3 b
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + ~+ Y) M! y1 c7 K
, W8 [3 ]9 T" k$ O- l9 v ( G2 [/ N- ~ B" c, r4 X 4 \* K) L0 d, p. ~, x& y* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) b g, @" v0 ]" c* l" WTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # M& ]6 i" s& g, K6 F, {6 ?Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 7 E1 H( Q& U B0 A' {+ FWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , O( X8 t0 j5 A1 c. T, v 6 V* j- M5 O7 U# t5 ^3 ^0 ]3 a 6 k( `1 m+ o7 w. |3 D' f' J. j5 [7 T
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , ^( V# A8 O' E& e4 qHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ j9 |. S( z$ r; m8 a0 [* l, s5 ^1 B
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 - b( t' Y9 s% y5 k" p. t0 B - Y5 V+ P" t: Q( Z! q% x % A! Z$ {% g. G5 z/ k
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * D# O9 ^7 N9 ]" Z2 H: O
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 & G) a; {- ~" u/ c0 I' M69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' @ R( u+ ^: I2 }
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 k! T# T2 t/ h9 R' z+ Z4 w
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . k9 p- m- i( N
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9 v/ K" g, Y2 I- ]* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / h1 E+ I0 R( D/ f0 W8 N5 f' C1 KReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 9 g4 X$ p. A( V7 l) G7 F/ n
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 v& z4 n" r. [$ e, E0 S; { 5 ]) P* j1 t2 D+ g 1 F: N. ^9 |/ Z1 F" Q ! r4 d( Z& k4 W( N `* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ( |$ n3 X. p* n% m1 R: r, }
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 e2 J; F; H& v! n4 g# c* EJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 D( `5 F1 W/ E8 w9 {5 {
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . b5 s1 O* ]3 l
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * C+ B3 X/ g; o7 ]7 R4 o2 O
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 3 r. m) K r6 z1 F5 \from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % v" m9 b" l( F! Y# N- }8 i( e
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 ]) r2 j2 |8 C) C8 w
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 ]# M# N' a4 [& o
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 % I9 W7 a W9 a: X, P9 _
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 # F+ a5 f* [8 a" W1 ^
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " T; \/ V @( ^, Q
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
