Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , N" r- q, U+ j
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % Q# w5 k& A. |7 A4 g& ?: `: H+ e/ Y: B- S* J0 \& y9 T
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Look how many calories you can burn: : j, W3 n+ c. z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ k m: B; H7 I8 B
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 L* F0 F: S. k; Z4 oWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " U& A7 L I6 e% P
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; [& x% [0 f6 S4 W9 n4 b
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * i# R6 S: f+ R4 ]. d8 ^% C
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 l0 _1 B3 y3 I8 `+ D" N
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 T+ ^6 n7 P. A3 f
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 - F& K4 L2 B. Q' t 3 a8 A2 _; w8 ?4 k9 T- U9 b/ A3 ] ( e6 X+ D6 q& R$ g
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 V T) g- y# d! n$ @
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , R3 R4 O/ n) d# j; [. {- wWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ( y5 k4 @! n! t( [5 A9 n ' v# a- ^5 Y0 w4 J' U 3 W. u7 n9 {/ _! E0 U/ f# p
- h6 ~5 O2 ]; I0 J8 g/ S1 R% ~. L* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 _ q4 y8 z9 I6 n
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 k7 u0 J$ Y$ M4 v0 Z6 u# S7 E- \Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 H8 m* w2 k3 D$ b8 wWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ! r% a# q2 N1 e+ G0 W O+ _1 }8 ^/ A( x& r0 x * m5 e1 n; f8 s$ ~8 k; T/ N5 y4 x& V
3 A5 j3 L( P. T d! w* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 : r* V. R3 Z# g6 w6 VHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , T$ g( f4 Q$ p
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ l$ d& k* A- S- V : r: d+ _4 c4 ~" g # W( N+ q: N' X( ?$ |! Y0 m) P
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / r& r, O# X" }% x" I69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . T+ s* I1 o) Q
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( {- o8 G! i& ]1 ^" DTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 % J& M4 F6 ]3 A, p D
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 x6 C% Q. N, `0 G `4 p 8 A5 _. l" K7 G5 i 2 j$ \7 u7 h# a2 f- X; Z# m! a7 p/ v
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . }2 \0 m5 |& h
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # e6 [7 V. J, o/ F j5 t
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # f7 O7 z6 I% } . J2 P# N. n8 j : K5 h6 |5 H- l! h+ Q0 h9 e! A, X8 l5 h3 V' Z( B3 p
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : `0 F1 p" Z: \8 J3 r: V
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 g8 ~ d3 d6 y2 h& k$ XExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 5 W& {& {/ q. q0 n+ ~
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 * D7 i' |& B+ Z. ?4 c! z
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 S3 z* T5 Q" ^# r6 S0 Q- I
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 c' c1 [2 f* I
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 $ k4 l" L% x& |1 }, Vfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : {$ V/ `& E) K0 i
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 : n( u1 Y& Y1 Sover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 ]* g! f3 u; n4 L7 V) w# @ $ B% Z+ E4 K7 a0 _3 w, X 2 V/ O: F. {; D1 ^# B( d & {" n, d! O5 h( E* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 , z' ^3 v7 r2 [- V3 }! b
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / a5 ?4 V( b4 M! |- a
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 n! }) k2 j: q1 o/ [7 v+ }4 E
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
