Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 @ j+ y* M: ]; w性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 , D+ D0 H, X' x6 } * p; e f6 i* l8 P- R; G 5 s6 e1 p3 |; c- W$ x9 f
0 m& {8 ]9 Z/ B5 }7 ?2 s1 eLook how many calories you can burn: % J S. b3 O8 U- u你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ) ?5 P- x; o5 i" Q" f 6 B, d( f5 s/ r9 v' u# @: l0 d2 _ : b4 H, T9 h' [- q& V) E1 v7 w% [' _& |" j
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . ^+ h" i* o1 W7 G& |' lWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 m9 j2 K8 ~) r# ~ W
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 o7 ^: g% P" u* y' G; X; ~ W( W
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 E( |9 R7 u/ u# D; I" m3 N9 gWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * a. R% k! }: ^! V
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 C/ y! S; s" `$ y d: n
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 3 m; L* r* c- DWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " C; b _; Y. c0 A4 r+ C( U 7 W( u$ N$ ]: F0 s# m0 |$ Q0 p. u 9 x8 d$ ^. [) M8 l0 V$ Z; K
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . b5 h$ C M! h9 y) ~, g* jWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & l& z C/ d/ B; m1 d! e' P( {5 `# \; }) Z
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 r; O; u; j- U% U) wTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / b( B. Z: ?' S2 C5 ATrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 1 R+ d1 c/ _# g3 p4 G3 V( p; Z
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 / ^( B9 M" H4 S& F* g# ]0 R5 j8 I" _3 [; _" ?+ V X
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6 T) a8 x# k I# ]' g* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ' k8 `/ g' C$ V
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ V/ i. }7 ~0 r R C0 M5 v& i# k
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 A$ p" \6 ]" Z9 |% j- w
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 $ c& H' X6 P! q, E( W& J: Y% udaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ S7 t: A+ `! t- ]' p; m69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % h% o5 u# c( J+ d
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 y; `/ L+ E# \& B; ^' G
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 R ?6 S( a7 k
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' R- O7 d2 L& G: a. o2 T! ~ f% A# F# d6 H& L2 i1 M
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / P% g8 H' \0 P( z1 ]7 m6 i7 KReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 / Y5 ^& j( f5 I) n' \6 }5 P; {
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 + c) x( G8 x h0 X, G- L
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 0 C+ |4 c; `, E' yStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ; R6 C: w u0 }$ Q. c
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' \; E1 K# y2 p9 ]) \5 ?6 b
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ I4 G: c- j3 G3 i) \; c # J7 l' p) C, _5 k' l " `) u; Q! U, t0 K. z 4 u& M7 G* |: k3 I7 \7 ]& {2 z* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ; i7 ]* Z& |4 F% yBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # R" L. ]3 D4 Y0 Q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 U7 k3 b9 I: t/ E4 F# M/ \1 _5 g3 r6 ]
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 H- c$ X0 V' N) z
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 [) e& P8 M, o T! A
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ; [6 ]5 j( ?3 _/ R6 z5 Sover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & ?' q/ A' O8 g3 R( O% P o# f( R) R4 n1 I8 J2 k' U7 ~ ) Y4 N; l( e0 x9 i! d: c+ Y" b! A5 E6 U
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 6 K- T, z3 U8 v& _4 |Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! f; H# {% U% r, z* `/ N. M7 B/ gBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 j" K2 e; z* W" e% q& uWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
