Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % L* Q5 a5 s8 w1 ^8 A T5 u
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( \: Z2 V" ~- N8 n: R8 p ' F, c. b: z- H L/ F } ( U- i0 H4 M/ |9 H) P) q
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 5 ?1 e& v8 V' S ]
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 {, ^- |8 x# xWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - N7 Y) }0 ^3 M1 A
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 W1 L( ]' s( w8 g4 N: A0 B 6 E; Q) O( S: |. N& Q0 T ! j6 [$ d0 {3 X4 O& x
. s) g8 t; l/ J: M* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - N/ G" R# H/ a8 }! JWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 Z1 x6 r) W* }, I4 l% {With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' O& [( }/ I5 A7 S$ |3 e3 DWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 5 b/ Q5 V$ J, Y$ v4 r! DWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 q0 ?, F% G& ~' {' {8 Y: u% G 6 @9 n! _& N/ R7 }7 O$ ~: B1 d ' O, Q$ O5 G3 R5 K! d/ x3 I
9 ~! z, p$ }; ]+ i% r+ [7 D* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 * a9 P$ j0 ~ VWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 p* J# H) |. K6 A9 UWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ' M0 N! n4 y5 e6 D* s H
" ?' E9 o g; j$ U: B) T7 l2 m3 \ ! E, X# S1 X; |" R 3 p; k! I: J9 h3 M6 u0 F4 U( Q* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 # A$ g7 Y/ O0 w- _Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + F0 p% A' N+ T& u0 [% k' y
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " S$ A1 A4 Q& v: o1 o& y1 `: x& c# L" dWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 % w6 r3 C( P2 l, [2 x, G$ C* [5 F" Y
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / U) z. B2 O" H7 @# U, Q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 , g0 y# R: H* h
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 3 S) \# V- d [5 ^7 r& K" H" y
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + z- Z: Z, H3 N% x, [
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 - s& ^/ O6 |7 J5 l7 \. K+ dTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( j! [+ w M5 u; {, I
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 c3 i9 A* Q- a. _# ~* g" g
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # C% d; J& X: h8 |' ?# d/ ^0 S! ]Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 O. D+ }' N" s# u- |
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % |+ ~3 y+ C3 h% u$ n" S
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 i6 G$ Q5 K& y
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + n5 [, n- z4 R
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ) Z6 ~. j8 N1 G3 ?4 y+ w [9 LBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : T/ Q/ V. s5 P
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / z; p- G0 [/ j; y" L1 f" K
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 |- h. e- h! |7 k. k$ Y/ Z
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 g; ?5 g& X1 J3 l! q1 n- ]from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 n) w3 F/ E( H7 ~8 X& T. u0 Wover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) f! A; f0 @- R" F- G- N0 Y" Z8 B& \/ m$ _6 s* s
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ) P- i3 J7 B8 T2 L
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . y& @1 e+ t, H6 h* P" E4 ~' QWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
