Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 0 f3 w0 x$ Y% J
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * e5 t8 w4 w1 ^5 J3 g
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6 T: J! p! @" o# l) x. z! F ! w' t( M9 B" ~5 h \$ f. ^Look how many calories you can burn: " h% b' p+ b( G* l- R你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： & t" K- a$ z4 Z( R( ~" a, |
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; j/ q4 `0 D5 ]! B aWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 1 f: R8 w# Y+ r, Z1 }% ^/ lWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 * I1 I0 a* {6 Z# w* T, P) r. N1 u
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 9 G! D. r& Z3 ?0 x
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( y4 i, }3 q- ^; w$ W: k( p5 sWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 2 O5 Z! ]5 c$ z- y" K- P2 G
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 P" F9 p0 S4 X9 T1 B$ M
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . w) i: S5 |8 w M8 ^
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 u2 p j0 |6 UWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 {0 ^5 d; R7 N+ h/ F# \, o
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , Y# `% t# |# C0 ~1 ?
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 V4 o0 e* o c% n0 t& X; C
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # {9 {9 N6 @7 p
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # q7 E+ c# g+ ]) K; t! d/ I
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 A% t8 K- G% V7 {4 B0 b% _- z4 `: m* A) C2 A4 i
0 I, c Q, b* K- ]+ X+ H. j9 d7 l 2 s% j3 |+ h$ E1 ?* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 N4 x$ W" C T" NHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # B; Q: e0 D3 V- @% Z5 T+ TJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 K) t6 p% N* o2 u, B6 J/ s$ I# U) Z( M- L% J2 s1 K
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 W2 {; q* W8 w69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; S; g. V8 x0 ^: z! A
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 N/ k' H7 e* JTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 u0 j3 l) c: f( T
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 j* h# M/ H4 n9 b5 p1 W+ U ; D- u, c( S. z1 j . [8 _( D" I+ `: d, Z! T$ \4 f/ I# Q* r' j
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , F- |; K& q* q; |
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 Z8 Y% C# l" l* y+ M& g- j5 L8 }2 A. c' @. l8 q
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 W0 i3 Z& o) q/ r! d
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ; S% b7 i% `3 a+ G2 ], W' i' n. u4 T6 S$ i! s6 s" L; G+ K; ]+ s( Y
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 + s- `; s, K: W% m) b7 Z _
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! K5 D' D+ O/ C- G; T, }% e1 E; Pfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . p: K4 ~- \: ]+ D H& p) z
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 1 W: m; z+ I& _6 a$ ?2 [- Ufrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 E* s' ~9 V+ X/ B& |8 l
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ n) p% P+ C' r5 z: k1 K1 Dover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - ~" T1 P" o. P, Q2 E7 f
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. M- B* T3 y( x" W2 o/ B z* l/ h + X2 \" B- i- x5 D* I/ F- L i( o* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 # Z6 \6 c( X% W& [Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ) U" y" ~$ [' {Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 T4 C; x3 P! ?+ j5 A6 j' cWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
