Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ' p( ?% x w ?; j性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ; S- M# a2 L5 @; Z4 s' z8 z
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Look how many calories you can burn: % V2 Q B) n5 Y- H) ]
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: {" D+ |% }6 m+ u0 m
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 _: C% q+ ?1 `+ z
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # J" E5 j' [4 O: |
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 R; _ I" N0 A# @
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; \, D3 q1 ^; ~! [* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 ]! F, ?! Q2 T0 z0 L, t$ J
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ m E8 B4 q# |, f
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 % ?. B- T# K/ W
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; n, }; K* l; C' V% TWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 Y* o9 ~( ?" V9 X 1 p% s4 i" F% W: f$ D6 b& [3 M 3 @; Z+ ^' L! h2 j( D$ J8 Z0 ?* @3 i8 X1 Y2 G0 c- |& o6 x1 l
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " O$ z, D$ [6 B G5 U5 e+ P& W
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 * R, y2 g/ e% \( F; L- v
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " h9 w' b2 w% J3 Q3 X
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 Z& w, a% {/ @6 X2 y1 N: x3 NTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 W$ [! j% ^; K( G' C/ q( o6 X9 [3 OTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 o4 P# k- Y& [5 L& A5 @" r7 o
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 v/ ~$ c: G& w- P' } o6 J9 S- m! m
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& p* k' ^/ z% z2 Y) f+ q* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ) |- S4 `' m' |7 o8 ^Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " B3 _/ S' y; K, c3 Z+ P8 x- z
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " t M7 t# Z5 M, W5 i/ I
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * {& i7 `4 O" P g, K/ u
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 Z1 j% g3 U9 Q* k# _2 ~- R# J- u69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ P% L: `) B% r
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . Z6 U7 d9 [5 B9 `Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) c, x# C: K& s5 D8 g k& O6 H2 M, z+ B, u' j
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 S3 I b0 ^) L; X! m7 S' i/ _Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * B# d( y# G* O1 rFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; K7 _" s; g( A6 I% f, x4 w& l
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b$ x1 t8 e- h+ z* J* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 4 v/ q8 \/ ~% i! P2 L) SStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 h$ G, f5 h$ e& \" N4 P% `, HJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / P; K( `& \; y7 @! SExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! L& X1 V, [& H7 R3 N6 a0 O( K
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ' G6 h$ O8 P: C( y8 ?# v: k
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ q3 N1 h) X7 q9 ^4 e7 D
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " K/ ]0 j5 Z" C+ K" E; ?
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 1 D) W& o3 B/ O3 i" a; f! O: \
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / R& E# C. K3 O& }' v: Y: ufrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 d$ r" M+ b4 r9 s
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! w' p( {4 O; D) d& x" y$ c3 I% E6 m6 B: y$ |5 l$ L6 w$ y
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 . o8 @' L" O' ^1 p- W/ RQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 H) M- \ e' {, ]Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 P* o" E, ]: d: P% H$ e O. ?With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM