Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . c7 K) i& ^* D% _+ y2 M4 T/ p/ n# F' b
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ' ^2 E& U: x( V2 C( p3 x2 k( `
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 8 V9 B& v c. |+ P3 s( R p0 fWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 Z9 ?- n2 r/ a+ S3 S
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 M1 C; w9 D P9 _; qWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / I9 p9 a+ h0 R
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # @0 ^+ x* F* f b1 W* tWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % a3 t7 [# B* i6 v
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6 Y& i$ q9 w& }8 D( i* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ; |8 h d" a3 ~7 N( VWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( u. R( W4 v( O6 O' o, [Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 ]* p% G0 n2 o+ O5 a! }8 u' i7 m5 P1 A' J
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 5 }/ Y& l, T* f& [- yTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 6 c( z& A( O/ A' o" m* z# q
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ r7 e9 g# y1 M8 }Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 @$ M& N" x9 o3 F0 M , g% f- ^0 {& y0 F1 V& Y* t 5 ?) b' W; w; S, N+ U' u' A& }) _! S7 H" V
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' I, U& B9 a; x$ z" w0 y( IJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 F9 K( Y; A' z* z
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 y" y7 m7 ], U8 U5 _) X. d% L
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ z8 w8 Z0 p `6 b1 ` n- g, {0 ?69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 % f/ o( s7 A3 Y3 c$ [7 \Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 1 n4 d( m8 w: WItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ z" l" M; |% T2 R: g5 A/ m- h
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 / Y7 K! i, _- P2 @. ~ x8 s6 i6 QFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) ~: X( y/ G5 q8 l7 W" m0 L9 v. H; s; V3 V9 W% K
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 & k# r: u, `. t: NStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 $ d* i1 f8 K* o9 g& V) W# W+ B3 eJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 N: ]0 B7 P9 CExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 r4 x$ @2 ~4 x2 \: _. I* d7 y8 l. Z- ]8 ^
- I+ @( o/ i: Q ]" y) Z8 F* [* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . b$ k* j+ ^$ H( @' W+ m) a# D; aBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! a6 f4 ?5 e6 G5 ~- P* Ufrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ `# ?0 g: Q6 l0 ^0 rfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 e' M3 u& t/ P8 X* ?+ B% d. @
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . k" @! L# ]% `; `7 k& vfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 , R9 ]: m6 f# D2 M4 x, Yover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 6 H; H$ I2 [- _: y6 _$ L* D* S: [1 x& A
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , G, ?* k0 Y" TBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . l1 W. T, @! e9 g7 J& w5 j8 OWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
