Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. f9 m# F- m" M- r/ j: \8 ?: s性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / h% H; \( J& s
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Look how many calories you can burn: " G5 f' t6 M$ ]/ d你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ) B. x8 s! ~' s, r4 `$ x. L$ u# |9 ?7 n4 U" `2 Q9 Q
# `5 A' Z8 T8 P) _% l q2 w& e) n% O0 T" _) [* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 B" F1 `. g) |3 { ^1 t
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 9 C+ _; \8 b9 a; p$ y8 U) n0 ?
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 E/ j: C* c3 L
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 f+ Z# h$ S% \& yWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 B# I3 Z' _/ q1 a
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 g) D8 d1 ]& `With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * g- _: x3 w9 ]! i4 y. ~4 DWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 S) m4 A1 ^( D # ]; v! _4 l1 W2 A( S 4 e( c" G- } X
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 `- F$ C$ f6 ~# f! X/ J6 KWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . `2 n0 d+ c0 B0 S: qWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 6 N& ~9 _6 E( u g / v1 x' D) ^( w w ; k2 v$ c E' _/ |7 D9 X, i$ ?) { c; I X; [5 a" h
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ z3 V; G4 x' qTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " u: `, A* C7 X4 `6 c5 j6 P; CWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 \( N' J4 F8 n( f " t4 t) @% N$ ^6 C1 a8 @3 h6 a8 Q ) L4 q { c5 g; B. R1 J 0 u+ w ?" e: n3 z# q7 \* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 / s3 F c* ^( @- }$ h0 P* f- [0 cHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 - G3 t* G: H Z+ W) i& w5 d) n
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % f5 J1 R+ F' x- `# @ z. |* x. z4 ? 4 b7 S' j" B! }! I( z- o" C; z 8 G( G4 w/ G0 z# e u g: X3 b" F, U X9 p% c& a
* POSITIONS 姿勢 3 {8 L6 F s9 v# I' |3 @. c# cdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " J/ u! C, \; `1 B69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ [& k: x+ w: Y7 v8 w
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 K! Q, D4 G4 v; i. _9 H/ _Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : w: J, L" ?- |# ]0 A- ]
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 g6 m6 r, j$ T
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" v7 A' b5 {1 c 5 P2 o9 r+ O1 c. O5 |$ ~, M/ q/ C* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 & M+ Z3 m8 C0 l& N* z% y; q tReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 & v$ X/ M, y& }) lFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ W# u5 v% [) D) u 1 i+ l9 Y& Y- N0 a3 ~ ( H! E5 _. Y0 h' x; ~8 K: @ 2 N" C" e8 c, O& u+ ^" T* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - G# y+ u8 h' c6 o% b7 v9 ?Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 V. q) f" @0 L& u9 _
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 . }% Z" T5 V8 {7 t
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 S. ^0 j. C% H, c" d9 N8 Q* L 1 P# T3 C5 X' U5 U& T3 T7 ~ ; Z1 J! m/ E7 p; C0 N
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 q9 B% N, s3 R7 k; L9 h. ?+ Cfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 F Q$ D) v, o Wfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # p! ?. i: n6 x' sfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 5 m; Z# W' y: W* ?) I- p
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 ]! L& J2 Z5 Y" M" WBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + w! \8 [! r+ G- y: b9 J# }With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
