Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , F7 a. j1 r6 K: \
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ N( n* @# w* V. z! |
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, j& L0 ]5 [0 c) @$ h4 yLook how many calories you can burn: : W) G+ `% Y( E v* J% P9 ~2 Z {
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 4 I+ l: I3 I4 h) |! h, s$ R
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - s# w; A1 K- a* X; G" K
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) v f8 m- N. ^" RWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 z, V6 p/ F* `5 |; ] B" a$ n ~* r: z5 {7 ~
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 H0 |) J$ @( S7 j/ _3 x
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 Z* _- n9 q7 R3 l! h7 LWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! c5 y( v% I6 o1 UWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 - Q9 p7 k# Y3 T$ c6 F. p
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Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 6 u' r) B- i6 r' N4 K " X. ^, l/ H M# r: ? 5 C, y# ]5 L6 q9 `
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' Y2 v5 z6 U8 } Y0 M3 ZTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 6 t) X) y6 V. V3 f- s/ W z3 s e# ?
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # J7 D9 f& h: f3 K8 E4 P% P# {
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : w/ J* \0 e4 j3 U2 U* X - Y1 F& e, l2 J E! v & H) Y2 {, b7 [% g ' V& X9 A# A5 `. x {; G+ @* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ( D4 w7 c5 J6 ?) M) Z: zHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( }# b/ u/ p; J# ~3 [5 O
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 ~# D0 Z/ A( }2 b" y* E
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " a; f6 g i* C" F
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , h$ {1 y3 K1 H$ J' }
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 2 u7 m$ Q" N9 q. w$ o! n( ^3 i) z1 v
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) ]3 i9 a/ A5 Y, i& U# w
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! ~" O a! f* } ^4 @+ q. z
, M2 ]& _# ?6 q3 a0 W + P% }7 g1 r$ B$ @ 9 _7 \/ o+ S7 |* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 & z: ?3 [2 I" {! bReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ) s3 T! C, z3 i
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) M# A5 C2 o; C3 G- A& M2 H3 A' L- O$ e7 W- m6 N* E
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ( ?1 C4 K5 B2 K; `9 N5 {, YStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % \. n0 {7 t: g) ], [
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 " @- o, b9 U5 H# v. l, zExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 S+ Y9 u5 e d' r F q6 U. B; d! |! \" @- w' ^7 A
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 6 D% E8 d5 D3 \$ {1 h. l
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * u0 ^; n# L) |0 F5 r6 J# _
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / U6 r; q8 \, m9 c$ N
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " n! E5 }+ K7 e4 Q: A: Xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & R: p) _ B. c
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; S0 R* i" S. C1 z( ^5 A# I4 e! n+ p) B' ^3 I" G4 ~
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Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 0 d' D) l* \& r; D0 f# |
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM