Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / X% g1 y3 ^! }3 r
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 9 x& d" {. w( R0 ^" B2 l) r
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 T1 I* s2 b1 J+ D, A
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : G- x1 O" ]2 v& f; l. EWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; n( a- Y% G, e
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , Z6 `3 g0 z+ B* i* _8 l! g$ E- L * Q8 k8 W+ a8 f8 Z* N ?4 r7 x" Y( X3 \; l1 R- t( ?& V9 m
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 i4 s* y: L8 VWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 ?4 Z+ A0 G7 r! GWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 r. s' ~9 E {* j1 Z* x! a
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - ^8 v# L1 t5 e: WWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " A7 ~7 b( b6 l( T" u & X6 |/ i/ ~1 D% | - B# ^! I! { i" W7 D) m
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % H4 }/ D/ V+ k& h: p- E* Z9 bWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 X% D; y" r( j
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 % E% P2 d. ^: [; a& v( H* z 1 P9 [- S0 b4 Z* U1 { q/ k9 i/ N9 L* w" u) f# y6 ]) n
1 Z+ {9 G+ K7 m' V# H* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 9 a+ u3 X R; W& J$ r8 F
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 y; H) A( p+ x& rTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 K4 ]7 e/ ~3 R c! z4 f- W9 q
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - }, m6 @* h7 }
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % z7 {1 c& @( T/ \4 nJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 9 E8 l& H1 s5 ~8 M$ j
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 2 a; T9 |9 q2 Edaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 : N0 R8 K, F& n. g
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 K- k0 k$ N" t4 J3 y
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ v: m8 e: |% b+ |
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ y# o8 h6 M3 ~3 cItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 - \2 F" }$ f8 [$ j 7 E9 S$ U( l( x$ _( n: m3 [ * u' f# Y5 _3 t, _$ N# n2 ~8 c
+ a1 e: F5 y, Y: i6 z9 [) p* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 3 q& k2 c0 @& u$ cReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - T2 N7 |+ \ L) B* O
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , D ^# N5 G- V+ L5 z4 I
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% n. P; T% G; A5 @% |* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 : W v* } X# YStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 A. N ?' M7 k1 H6 Q- D+ a
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 L" Z0 L6 W, t; X X$ Z9 O6 _Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 A. I2 m* n u ! _3 _: F& r. q' [# P- N 1 i2 ]) c2 S4 t$ J 9 ~$ p4 f$ X2 @% o7 z* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 / P) [. ~; \- {) A7 b
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - y. g8 d6 y) J+ ?8 s
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 0 b, B! n* t0 t9 C
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 & Q# S) Y3 Z+ E: Q! a- @9 B' u# M
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " g* R- a2 a, _, {8 G4 k, j* D
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - d% k! K% }" K& {! m3 S; }' Hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 N% k; k# P6 |2 n+ a, I! j. E/ N" r3 _. T
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % D0 @$ ?9 `% Y; O& ?* l0 Q
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - V, W; g$ N& |8 h' `% d- G- r# GWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
