Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. $ V; k: i* W& V# u性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( ~* y# F) W, e Y$ J8 Z: M k+ F E4 U; W
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! R0 K4 V! t3 C" ^/ ^With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 5 {- i5 u& _! c$ |5 @. D+ x
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! }9 d; O4 l+ u _. ^1 F% \6 h- m- h; J+ O3 S: u+ M9 u( w+ n
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# Q; [0 `4 P3 K7 y8 e* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 9 h# y# p: I1 J6 Q$ _5 xWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 4 _+ }% c* E9 B9 K$ q6 n0 IWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' Z* p$ w4 @2 J9 d0 u
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 1 ` i. \; W3 p- u0 e4 h
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 S+ m- Y/ P9 a
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$ D& \1 i6 f6 ]4 F9 H5 ]! ^* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 * |7 t* i5 p1 S' n8 \! i4 jWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % ^! ]1 A9 S' Y+ ~9 B& |' XWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 G/ f! [; ?" _: G4 v% a) f& p6 c" _
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. A6 @+ W8 l ^/ y \5 f* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 * y; ^1 x- `5 g2 }Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / Z! m' [& L$ E9 LTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 b! G/ b0 w% u
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) C/ t8 ?3 f7 v* T5 J$ D4 D/ M6 l( n+ _3 w; q
# u: X- x6 E" G8 \% H4 X& J / @6 `8 o7 i; \* l* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 4 [7 F( ]3 k. o+ S( |* Q, qHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , J* |$ J q2 O7 J0 _" T4 l/ R; HJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 A! u n ]9 y: ]+ n( t
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 k% J$ k) y1 S& q2 z+ m I7 x$ [69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ! N3 e/ u0 {# n, Y2 N% J8 q- P69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 - q. v" J$ q9 ]3 _/ `5 p! H( C$ UTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 % i! T% c! m ~4 F( l* E1 ` xItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " ]3 l7 b) g$ C/ T& u) z+ u+ t+ _1 ]& t4 x+ u
" K( n- \; N% ^* I 7 U3 k/ ]' M6 e5 G: \! A* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " O2 Q) V; h+ }
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 h: j# k9 \6 s; C* q3 TFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 y% W# ]( z7 Q, `" u" k. d6 C7 P2 t1 m2 B Y; U" s# B
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ! k2 v! b; k+ `& ]9 O' R2 C) @Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( ~6 M2 B- L+ A0 V1 V- Q4 O
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & s' V6 X0 ]8 Z4 G$ LExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 b% N1 M; R8 r/ v/ B0 f# _8 X9 g. Y, |9 P
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& F& J( {1 N% Q3 `) a* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 q+ M) @& `5 _Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / f& H7 o# ]5 b# g4 F+ Y
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 f1 N; `/ t A' t* k2 D4 x; {from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 ?+ w, x( T+ m) O
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 + b+ h! D9 z h# O/ E/ {
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 j- g7 n1 i0 l1 ]+ r4 Pover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 " |' t: y5 j8 [6 b: i3 o- e+ N# @9 p, V; n2 e# @
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5 d: ?2 v6 Z3 E: o$ k# B, u# f* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 r. }' F; U* d/ b; {- xQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 l% j5 b& x; d. z% V& \Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' B$ N1 |7 T4 [9 _/ P0 @
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
