Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / ~* V# L0 E: U
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 m1 p* v6 E; r3 i$ c% S* S2 U, N+ \) ^8 e" I
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7 i7 B) O# ]9 i: i0 n" O+ eLook how many calories you can burn: ; f% X: m5 p$ K' H( D$ M' x你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： : A% K) X# ~ L" }& G( {% [! U
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 & ]. D2 i& G0 d% r4 u& E5 V1 e3 Y
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' N: I( f3 Y- _2 y: }0 tWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; `! {3 @8 I0 I6 x
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- |; v+ O1 N* Q6 f' z1 t+ h* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 q6 n. R1 s6 B& i+ G9 pWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , @7 [: F6 \( k9 |$ D- L
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ P7 H) ]- c; {& R, |/ t
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . i% n% W* K, j" @% o
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 V9 W1 S. K8 R ) V" q; i% x# U 3 W Q$ s( r) p0 Z% |* e, l/ v5 J% X1 S" {/ X% d; C% F6 r% z
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 ], T; e3 J; _0 N9 U% z1 Q: GWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 / x0 M% E$ }+ X- W& FWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & m6 }8 F5 D7 u% W" ` 6 z7 I* s+ [0 A- }: H / \1 d$ C* i! ]3 o: N. v& H
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 H2 D. L+ d/ g
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 6 u, S. l- e0 }
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * l7 i. B0 R0 ?* EWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 9 X! A2 B2 B7 ]9 z% }5 \( k( x
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 4 I/ E8 ~( L% K8 y: ]Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 o8 _( ?+ T: W) j, b! \7 AJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 [6 ^8 p& j# U! n( o. P $ ~! u, X" |1 @6 q* a 6 V6 @7 o6 W$ Q/ A& p- U5 n
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 5 ?5 E7 q, N4 T/ _; s9 f- Y69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , F3 D8 x# N' m7 R1 n' ]% d69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " D+ Z3 m* @ {' v& [
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) }: _! E& E# V2 K) y4 w: s$ A% NItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 , h7 n" W% e2 G9 k l, E2 Q
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 , ] B" [1 N! Y2 M7 {4 j; [
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 X2 e$ Q5 @2 v
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % i( ]" O1 G. d6 P% p* n. R
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 2 l( {4 Q( E8 ?2 p
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 q# d4 a8 m* X P5 eJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' Z' e o; a3 q& l
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 n& E1 C7 L5 _9 J" j' O; t- a' W
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 m9 Y B" }& k& ^6 T5 M% fBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 B, X/ V* q) D- {4 A
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( m9 y8 k1 @9 B! a V) \/ kfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 & I+ C. z s3 s0 T/ s& b! xfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : |8 a* _( h4 g, D
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) U3 \9 d) d8 ]+ {6 ~+ \over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . S4 ^% b1 t+ b+ f3 f" n# D o. v# X+ N9 V: n4 k# P; ` 2 ^2 `( _# X0 v! } 1 {! O# V+ ]! U+ \/ y8 I: D* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 " h! s- P* p% I6 Q$ IQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 * b" v* ^( F5 ^+ A5 D0 i) o
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + Y' [ x K3 i0 X. ^) k# lWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
