Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . r4 E$ i3 B8 p3 f: }
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 \+ p- p' w) ^4 f. _! H- M- V `3 I
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9 J6 Y$ W0 \, m5 q' YLook how many calories you can burn: : C/ m. x* Z0 k9 s* f" X
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 9 o8 p, ?) `) _" I1 B9 q
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # d0 |1 {: \1 l& J, `With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 Z, e: N8 \% K" w% _* b
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 t/ Q2 |' @% A: B9 s( n! H 0 L, [ _5 W& L4 Z$ h# X- N : P4 x7 y# e" U
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : n; }! ]3 w6 K( q# I+ nWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ; W4 |4 K( [) x# z+ {' i) N
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / l0 O/ l! U/ x9 D$ ?With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 m" J$ K. K b' oWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 f; w' N( L, G$ x& w6 q' @' R$ T5 }4 [ j3 }
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " n) [! g/ n; z7 h& Z5 F9 `With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 ^/ D7 z/ G1 @8 [, l/ q
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 4 v% F! a, S! z( [( \: ] : t5 A( ]+ n1 G) c6 z2 Z- C! U' [ ( U: I* j9 u+ ` {$ H# c( w+ J2 O/ X) q0 C( T1 C
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' F) _9 {7 v& W4 U& q8 r3 rTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' v) B2 E4 k9 s% ]" ~2 [& M
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : g8 q7 C5 W' w; \3 C, G
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 i( P( q/ U1 T3 [$ \. s) T
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 ?+ m& b* j7 ]Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 o6 ^9 z Z/ n. v. B) _ % C; k1 q* l% ? - O7 a9 a* V: {( A& b3 e0 a8 l% } C
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 : o/ S ?) J! f* ~4 D2 g/ ?% K69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 5 `7 U2 l* ~# u, Y9 ?1 d69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 c8 {. ^) d( }1 E+ n9 I" f2 o( s3 ~Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 8 ]' Z( n3 D: B H+ wItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 , f- v' m6 Z# g2 E* i0 `
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* s) p& Z/ p# E K" ^9 P& y: f* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 , n2 ]# I6 y1 Y6 `+ l
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " ?- U5 l6 p* S" k# ` ZFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * a( Z* L- f* ?4 t& C
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 : C- R0 ?; g0 c) \8 U+ BStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! E; [3 O, |- j) H' J% J+ ?Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 n- ], l. A% |5 J& I7 B' C
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 " i; h, e/ c, _" j6 f) h
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 " e- x" _# D1 a) V* x% OBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; g, Y* Y5 c9 x$ u8 v3 l: ffrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % E1 x1 L# v: g5 G2 |) p0 S6 qfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 5 I2 @7 W# j/ P- s% c7 E: Z `) Ifrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 u' I; g" M7 Q: ^- ~9 h# ofrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( e" R; j/ g; o. d# j3 p
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + c; v4 _* z4 w+ Q( C4 p4 G" g/ w5 n( a" t* m3 F
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 z: N* j! v! C% t3 J; m% X
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 W! Z, z, C A" ^5 |
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM