Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 0 q3 m+ o. G* B性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) R3 e1 a+ O2 r. s. k
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 M- G; k0 k L' S! T' k( Q# z
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' M! D: B% f. x b4 `/ a2 G- D8 M! FWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 a. b' Y, e- T {, L 7 S1 Z: y0 `& o/ B8 d( e ! V7 Q8 I* O& n& m$ Q0 V8 N. \* o$ J0 s: f5 Y8 [( E
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * N8 o# `$ O8 n% n! s& z3 c* tWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 4 s1 e$ Z f& c# q X
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 7 K+ a6 T) m1 ]+ M4 \6 kWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 4 r4 m9 O. L+ Z9 @
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " n5 x( z' X" p( b7 Y
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: T B# ?3 H: A* y* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 + `& ^; S) J; O4 L
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 7 s" @2 M. C# DWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 0 Z2 A2 M$ b. e5 G5 d# Q4 X% u6 `; I1 X' O/ q3 |" ~
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 r' ?' d! b' ?0 }9 n2 DTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + x/ Y0 o6 b- B+ P/ w+ B7 Z/ \
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 . s# J. y5 A6 [6 K. x9 N: @' C# ~7 k
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 8 s- g' o; Y- K
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 ^$ Z7 ?6 }9 ?( o8 ~% {9 A9 F2 A( f: }/ m. c
5 g/ b5 C* i. {8 z . O. \6 g$ j; s5 `# H1 A E* POSITIONS 姿勢 ) z" C3 j: o( u ?2 q: ~daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 e: M3 v0 O$ B/ \- @) V69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 Q! ?/ Q& e; c1 ?" J69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! P8 a2 W/ I* }3 [, i" w
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 @5 S* {: g( T8 W# Z3 L/ X- s; f6 O! FItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & @7 [" ~, f7 n+ V
* b4 l( I7 F6 `- h+ D; m " f; U0 Q2 H6 b' G 2 ]( q0 x- F# q! |6 W* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 $ n# B/ {4 c- g y3 ^4 W/ h
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " s& I- @8 u' \
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % ~# `; f" c4 K) G" t( p0 T$ z( R/ Y3 `* q* A7 C/ B1 _
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . e% V9 e' C# V% ^( `: a$ v2 J6 rStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # e2 P4 [% c* J: |: B/ rJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 Y5 ?/ C3 P0 J* V9 V: ~1 X6 |Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) K; d7 Z/ O8 J0 w
$ S- r- i) y$ G+ I ! L6 a( D) ]7 S/ ^+ X% ] & V5 U( M. F# ^1 O& u0 _: e* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 j6 [, s9 Z* w6 d( yBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / ]' r8 _; G Z7 w3 b5 V
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' K- \" }/ m$ W/ O/ W0 b, j, vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , ?8 ]( d% N9 ]0 V5 J1 hfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " l$ X- b# G f2 T; q* y" i4 |
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # J+ I# f3 B' e( Mover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 y) _# g I. \" R. D / }5 R) ?; D% `# o2 l- O W) | 1 n" [* x0 l( P! [) g$ p
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 # `3 b7 F/ G1 f2 Q u/ |
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 y$ l/ @& h) x) a9 t
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
