Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 m8 `* v0 x. ], |1 V4 W性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * E: x. P4 |8 ]% M$ F & V3 p2 g1 [8 V$ e ( A0 m! c* l1 S: [' e& S6 l$ o( f- R; B
Look how many calories you can burn: * W' q- L/ n7 s0 z' Q' u6 @
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 4 R5 ]% }4 O v: {/ L1 Y0 v/ K" e 7 r2 f" }7 O& o1 M : k( X0 v9 A+ Y
. n4 C( g7 O; Q' R9 U9 D* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! B, H. k% I: A4 W7 W( wWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , U+ W& M* a8 V* c
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + B* Y9 s" S0 e* p& g8 Y
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 8 e& @! j- v3 q) M8 A/ j
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) h4 h2 C) `% g; N r
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' n( ^! y l$ b1 V/ W# s" lWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 l. ~' z5 \. u5 I. GWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 + X$ u% w- n9 n: k
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2 ]* K& v2 q- _; o3 C) A. T* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 5 z/ Q/ p/ z: M4 _( w. }! u) W/ H
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : S) w w+ b3 O+ B- ^Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) v B2 Q; ~- P, N; _9 l& d
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 g" z) V( _$ P0 s3 p' ?6 X' a* B- eTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # e# [: h9 G u7 C3 P3 `Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) W' `9 ^% w/ eWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 % ] R" f5 E, U* B% P; x( ]
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * y7 l0 K( P9 ^ V6 r: w. o
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # M, o: v! t$ l7 s% I( C3 H& a9 [$ ~# H& \6 d+ S$ F% h0 u
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & k' T* k7 m0 O: R: }7 p4 n
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; p8 e4 M/ W# O( A4 c$ [3 e' i
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . `1 {: [; l$ Z) u' }Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 w) O/ P+ O9 ]9 ^0 R; @7 KItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . e* n8 ], V- ]8 L- z$ n' y( V/ p
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " K& m7 _3 g1 X0 BReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - o9 p& `( J# X
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 p7 z) w) e5 a. _' C0 b4 Q- p. e, c* x1 a y
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / P% Q8 N6 p3 W% [2 x* NJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # H* r+ X9 H: Q' [
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 F7 E- Z6 u$ [- V) P' ~# @3 N$ ~6 c
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 A, P+ k0 J; R/ `) aBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + y n9 D% r& v+ d/ Tfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 B4 s% U9 j* L
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; ?5 u, {) z/ L5 a2 ~
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " T* L. f* d3 X6 @5 m
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 : V$ O5 o. E% dover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 9 N+ i: ~$ c' ^* D$ a5 g% L' i$ j' e
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 _4 d c S+ q2 q1 |7 T/ l$ _
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 5 W+ t+ x* e3 u+ @7 P8 Z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " g8 Z, Y$ y1 a, G2 eWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
