Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 2 Z( h" W; m) J# L/ e
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 [( C. S3 p4 P3 h& J
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Look how many calories you can burn: ! l7 p4 ]$ ]/ `: D( d' C你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： & P- m# v9 S+ Y2 F. S $ D2 G/ c1 C6 ]9 b X! }# j. W - B `& {& i) J. i' g0 j/ b9 u: c; H2 H4 l+ ^
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 0 x: T7 S" F3 E9 k( ]6 E9 kWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + q' X+ U1 N- E/ F( N
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( g7 ]+ }0 p) D9 |( E( H* f' O
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! T4 ]" @- a _! c
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ( }) D# l2 z) A: A# s) w YWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # q* D& f( s8 J2 FWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 0 N+ p9 ~) \: `3 N
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ! p- K4 ]/ d& J: O/ }
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , ^' e: m; m% L8 V( ]Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 Q+ ^9 ^- e1 E) J- b) U( d* G0 J( G! x2 g) N8 h: f7 k
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 r2 n, S; S4 I8 F6 F) `: D$ `Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 8 E4 u% x0 O: ~9 _% a% O' {
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * n; h0 o2 D3 p( B% e: g( v3 U- j
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 ^4 c' }* E" L/ v8 P69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 Z. Q. i9 O' b0 F/ u3 ~69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . _8 k% g9 ~3 [6 y4 G( v: V2 MTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + C6 W2 Y. R) @7 |Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 H1 b/ j5 J1 K- c% C: t! A7 |" b5 |1 A" a$ C- x
4 e& C8 c9 f; {( e! P! t l+ u+ Z 2 \! O5 W( X! ?; h' h$ B3 }* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 4 J a8 {' C. e# l( ]* o7 }/ ?# `! WReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 }% S/ h6 R' Z% z" OFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; A% ~( m( E% S4 |; I8 g9 g' G' ?4 W( B U0 u
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ' o2 |4 t9 i1 H3 U% u$ B' @Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 t4 [1 g1 Q- u4 i7 L1 U
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . l# x& k+ D: N9 v ) ?- b2 k6 k. p7 j7 s2 ? & I: r8 a, h0 w2 a8 u: v
( y: q; E1 Q- p$ m3 p' M9 L* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . C3 j. M2 R* r2 |. p6 X. f) Z: EBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , Y4 g# K- x7 W9 |) s. I) {from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( n* Q" \4 Q1 l7 \3 [, W
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 L A" H8 \$ y6 w a, [' `
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * I5 C" e5 O9 K c7 ]! Nfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ a3 ]* n" x% ]- f
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) x* g% e |, \, N
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ; |- D' J: q& S+ j8 w! e) \Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " a( m b8 e$ Q9 {$ E
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( L, H1 Z, ~$ \6 E7 a; \8 o0 @With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
