Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) z o" y( B0 p d# F' k性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 L3 W- M3 `, f0 Y1 T9 V7 b& ~3 ^5 P2 N* u. d3 K8 e
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： & ?/ N5 F# p8 J/ W4 h& {$ C$ t Z 7 T9 S( f$ P! W) Q 4 ]; Q7 }1 s/ l3 z# S1 `
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 $ m5 I' n) G+ S1 w4 L" u- t
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * z6 p6 C! L6 y
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " k* Q4 s" H5 P5 z" m5 `: F q6 z& Z" ?% K4 P5 g s ' s' }+ v( u1 u! h; }( a( s
: @ R1 H/ o4 ~! }' d9 H0 T; f* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 c& P) V! K. q5 _1 t$ q. `With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , m- n1 L% R& q7 V; ?0 gWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 w. f1 O h& x6 h* n jWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 K" i; ^6 k; l4 }With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . J* Q. I0 Q$ B & U% n6 _5 j+ z& e, c % y' g1 o; L$ H% d! \- I
% [8 l2 I) i& p. J/ J/ s* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ! V, q/ T, P/ E4 i8 y q6 K
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - R* L, M/ Y B- eWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ D+ u8 u$ d0 e5 {- F0 M - y6 N5 t" i/ C7 |: d1 Y3 P ) i5 B1 E$ ^, {4 ]/ Z/ [) }4 c% E( i. g6 ]
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 6 @, L: q1 ~% l2 R, y6 D3 FTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 % P; N( j8 Q, d( ~7 u& ?! v: K' YWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 v# k7 N0 }, K7 G4 {+ Z" D5 n( |% T/ ?) j2 f& C. W/ Z
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 : }7 B O1 U4 w2 C! Z( l1 g/ C
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( {- f+ ?' l# v- l% ^1 @5 i
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % `+ s4 K5 S6 W- G
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- j* C4 y2 P5 Q( b, t 8 a! Y1 h4 h# k( Q) Z$ a( E % \! O d' E, f5 e0 v* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : C+ t6 w4 q E. \
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # |! V5 M' p$ i. [Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 P5 a& K" V% a6 R" F d5 ]+ u( w# [* J# \& d! W+ J
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , ^7 f' x5 V3 `6 aJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 q4 P4 g0 U8 Z# T5 ?: D' ^
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 c! u \ O' `/ }% R1 f' ] 2 |& f* q9 y) ~, A $ s d$ A) j3 c" J6 \5 j& }0 F/ ?9 O8 I9 S3 F: k
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ; y0 Z5 l7 f& F: f9 N' o4 |Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & E( k0 P5 X5 jfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , `7 M5 Y8 `) O3 h5 X- F% J
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 c, }+ u# ~' o+ T) W, E# Qfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . U# ?& E# p; ?! z2 j. Y7 Z1 cfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 " v( z7 H. `* ]9 c. b. B$ |over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & E3 G3 a" E: O( E2 Q g
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / P2 I& U) v7 A: R( bBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ! E. h1 o( Z+ l) UWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
