Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 j ~ R6 ^: ]性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( ?! Q, N8 K: P$ ^: Q ) i f3 b) a8 }' r2 v Y9 K/ @3 U; P $ [$ B2 f$ _* @6 bLook how many calories you can burn: % ~/ P0 J$ F* l: w. l
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： % H# [4 G# ?2 d$ D3 k! f , @5 V6 F8 d' ? * p3 D4 @; Z8 ~% ]+ o! B
' _6 F$ y0 N; [* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! t; u* x* [' ` S: e$ q( DWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 ?2 q5 E' O1 u4 J6 Y9 p
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 * z: C% W2 j( F+ i$ Z+ ?4 }) @
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. W5 w+ C. a) x) a* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 G" G" C) G# V. [5 v4 I+ nWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 4 q2 X- d+ c# t# ~' CWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' |) ~# t& Y; f0 D
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; X2 t* K- O) b U( z" }
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % Y* x) k: a' m2 g6 y# n0 U% }3 Z% a
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6 e: v5 a: m: e% K+ b5 w9 k$ S* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ; \0 J0 {- Q+ F
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 Z1 i( @) r# ~( O+ b8 A* |/ u
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ d, m, e5 a' v1 u* C" K
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4 Y& q' v q: j2 K2 K* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 / v# F3 D4 F, ~: B7 Z
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 |; J5 y5 v! C" nTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) P. [8 ?, T* O
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) F- a' s+ H5 S: N
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' s1 c5 F% p8 S% i+ F! l( T* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " l+ D; W9 u( v8 w. g7 E8 b# lHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) b. _7 E& ~; e
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . M3 X. f; x7 j( u ( }4 H& G2 r; t* x" ?$ m , ~$ ?, w$ R/ b' p, ]& W, `& I- g& O4 u8 h" F
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 D: J% \& U, g, a
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , `! t& d; e, Y( j* @$ O
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / G2 a, D ^* B! h6 D7 l5 KTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 m/ `: C0 g4 D5 j
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 W5 n8 V4 y. |: E: g9 b8 J" z$ J. h* A
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " f' w3 q7 f% K5 X }% a. D/ tReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 9 N" I' A( b& _% n/ o& R, L
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 + i9 t7 o6 r0 u3 |. H+ j " W0 p: p7 ]9 J) C9 C$ r! g $ S" Q1 r X9 S5 J+ z* C
2 X0 h; l; V: M# ]2 b% _* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . i( W. n" H7 L& M, u8 x3 @; M4 @Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 4 Y. m- L: G' v7 A. }$ MJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( }* g4 j5 |1 B0 ^2 V+ U: r" W# DExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , J+ i5 c$ w" Q7 B( Q m& z; X- p) ]( `! ]
0 s d9 `7 |- L4 @ f- f1 k & T1 o5 d& a* k9 b, Y0 [' G w* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 6 D" @$ J7 R. y! o' S
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # |; m& x% D" l0 ^9 Y. ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ; i0 q/ `. k8 E; X1 vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' L6 P e+ _ G, K# V' P* mfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " l3 ~3 ]/ Q) `/ W4 ofrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! G# g/ s9 ?# `3 O8 Y/ Bover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 j- {" e+ ?" E& o, g Q/ D) }, H* B- _0 s0 j% d 2 j, C! \2 N; x ~* T/ T9 b- H( d' c R* h% m# j! L7 D" G
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 0 i" B: y# A/ J- jQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % u/ s& z- z$ Q
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( }# K* {$ i k6 J# v, L
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
