Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. " U5 o$ o* C& J
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + s' q1 `. S. S5 @6 ]. R/ U 5 G( n" D$ }+ I 6 F* D/ V6 M5 p5 I% O+ t& h 5 n9 g8 t8 Z+ E) `) CLook how many calories you can burn: # q2 Q4 B6 j8 g( Z$ ~你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 p# ~& T5 j. q5 Z5 J# f) V 3 j7 e) A* L+ O9 E% S2 K$ B 4 G$ {2 ^+ N Q2 ~) i7 u
8 m$ I' H5 ~# [. Z4 v( K8 t* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 * Z1 O- p! n5 d$ f0 t ?8 H
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! q" @ x9 G" ?3 F* H/ oWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 / |/ L1 I& h$ _# l # q/ F( A3 u) n5 s 0 ~3 \4 T+ \! p: {; Y# d0 @
! I4 J6 P# p' s7 b* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " f! A$ {* l: h. m7 y( D
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 w6 \* N$ Y% X$ xWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & I' B" Y1 W! \4 q Y( j
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % s, r4 b, k: j( R O: JWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 + ^& K" X! D8 s7 C ! m7 H+ W1 f% p4 [/ t2 g& y 1 q( O& `: Q* V
1 c" o+ {; `" E& m0 B% q* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 f" Z2 m1 L i6 l' Y, m! I9 BWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 6 I9 r$ T2 s j( d& k; H
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 B3 ~) J5 _, |+ Z* d0 u0 o
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1 O# Z7 o$ x. J* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ! U5 F( ?$ N: E Q3 S. W$ k0 |Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 9 g1 h6 C3 r2 u% X5 ]. cTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - A2 h; d2 P% `" R5 hWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - M. B! f9 J( G3 G2 y3 M+ q/ X/ B( R6 Q& v; t% }# z
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 X- o3 d$ a- c# J% iJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ) k' w, X8 D" z" R [4 W$ _ ; K/ y# j6 ]; g, A0 a r4 \& F* n+ j6 r: J+ s; W( E
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , }* C0 T2 g5 o) K69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( @/ r6 _. o7 j: @8 ^2 p6 f, p4 v
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & b. V; n3 T/ r' ]8 c# {Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ l; ^$ j: s9 Y3 B; ~& g! K6 ?( |
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 7 _1 N8 K w& h/ b2 l: U: m. b1 c' u
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 s1 Q: |- _# r8 K' I' Q
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & J2 I. S' o8 B( |+ T$ y9 B2 `% J0 O+ v! p- ]) F
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ; R a* x/ x5 s3 W
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 g1 P6 h+ F* d5 `1 K$ M8 J
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + m* g1 D6 `( M" K7 b& k3 d+ X7 ?3 r" K
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 5 r$ I/ F `; X+ T- wBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 q, p0 c2 G* z: X2 \5 bfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 M8 J3 k9 _' H9 [& \, r* afrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " w+ G. P8 r( o w% j2 Z" [from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 B5 W% p$ ^+ w1 X, R( dfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 " n. ]6 j3 R& R1 M nover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( X2 s- }" e$ }) P' y& X
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. i9 X! S, \+ h( f# o! C 9 Y- y6 [% d3 h0 P- t8 L* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * ~# s& P# j1 {, Q; i6 eQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , l' |* G3 f! @5 r* a& m1 e& d9 V0 a) A
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 c2 y+ a$ i: o: p. `: b. k- l# f
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
