Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 Z2 v- K) A* W7 l7 w: f性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " C# o A0 M+ y% f& H% t: t9 ]: U* L
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Look how many calories you can burn: 8 J$ V4 E+ N6 G2 q3 y% H; r' E你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 4 `: M0 i3 c2 P% Z9 Z& o5 f
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; c2 e g. }* W2 WWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - |* M9 Y5 L+ H. }0 ~6 D
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( G0 a* H; L. q ' C4 E: R1 Z; g- p: H5 N % a( y: J* i; O- E; ?$ U# g5 X4 c" j9 s( m U+ p- A$ b9 }
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % D( k9 u" b" g% u- w( GWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 X" ^1 h7 |, S$ f; p0 KWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 1 b X- I" B& c6 M! q {
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! \: `8 I. W$ X$ u5 dWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & x; i8 x1 a8 e: \: }3 T- G' K; q: R/ C2 D6 _
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 / G6 O! \; _% d% W. R
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . m* j3 h( E: j# |' BWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 A! i5 H" y8 ~) d. ~- K9 _0 T, h
- j3 w, v& }- o 8 E n& O, t5 z2 O4 U7 Q / l8 E8 p- t) t" \% Q2 v) e/ p* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & \2 _+ }) K ~1 `7 f; t8 b* lTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) T! B$ l! [; g" G( @, nTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , L' ]# X- i( K# A
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 d* }- N% g" B0 _+ J8 A n; i7 b8 H% }* n. T& \
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ' Y$ Y( l- w9 m2 ]Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 h5 }/ c9 f- U5 t
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ) T! H2 ~: S/ q5 e4 n( C2 F9 l. f9 `5 n! ]3 n8 `
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - q0 n& M* _5 B6 Z9 h3 @
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 4 b- @* k% t Y: A0 L( x69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) O6 i$ Z3 X! J+ a8 q: VTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - U. w% s9 O! ^Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + Q2 x& I9 T! m( W/ v
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " _2 E# J9 r8 R5 g+ k
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 K3 \' w) B, ~4 oFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! n) W+ h* d$ Z4 H ( a' v) i8 A) y , t3 W; T4 g, _5 ?! M6 z& x$ ?; V/ c
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! M, W: J5 s/ O. h
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 G3 ]: ^# a9 X$ F+ {: O! nExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * g: I# B+ b6 _: n8 P: r& \: r
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ Y; T# J% R5 q4 Xfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( v$ c" ] y3 c3 g5 K
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 [; R6 A5 M( p" @2 [" E
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 r; v9 [2 J5 K9 t9 v4 d! ?from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 , {0 h `9 j6 N4 }& W! S8 e
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; v8 Q9 c; b9 o- u& ^$ t/ h- Z) t9 G8 T! ?- ]% M
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 A" d# b( l% }. ?0 L. R% QQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % U' l. u7 K: h0 }* \$ _* `, F
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * ]) W$ }9 o9 Q6 g
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
