Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. " p R- D% d( ^ X性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + k$ X$ J+ Y6 }* i% h- Z3 \3 I
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Look how many calories you can burn: 9 F* Y* U) B: M# ~. q2 }$ b: M你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 4 N0 G$ |! s+ h
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( h! v3 C9 g8 [# z0 vWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 8 k# W* g: K5 \8 B4 `" J. j' mWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 / g% a5 `, r2 p* V" I3 y4 h , z, `3 g% y* z7 C. I* T3 } 6 r- h" g, f6 j8 J: m: Z, X4 o k: d5 r" l1 X. M
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ! }! T' K4 b1 H1 UWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 T+ j/ O. Q% E4 E! w" {
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 h/ Z5 _* S6 u
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - }" v/ e- }% ]6 Q
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . a8 m7 F7 y/ v. w. l, K% {) Z( K4 h8 S4 P' F5 o4 }
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 # k0 }+ P" a- L2 k2 B
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % W# I( a& s: a5 r
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / v" ~& j/ f. B. T# `- }
+ R. W. y, ?# j+ u ( F6 ?+ b0 u1 y0 v+ A 8 n1 m- g! X% R3 z. z$ c* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ; W5 K5 y5 r& x9 C$ i$ m
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # T1 Y0 E! b$ s/ Z! Y
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " D: b- y: A0 Y0 D
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 C1 c3 u* W6 o" X* o( B/ Z; [0 d/ U% R+ W6 ]; T
m N4 a" M f9 b. Q6 |4 k0 Z * @9 c$ v* d& l$ Q! ]* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 $ ^8 d0 g0 \, z
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 r3 l! s! J- C2 P, ^
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : c( p, C! L3 Y( r9 H+ b' W! g$ c, j9 l2 j& T. e% h! O$ T/ E, N# t' Z: L
( \, B' r$ N3 f) d0 M " x" p4 [; H4 m* POSITIONS 姿勢 1 ^5 L! y+ K" j, l" ydaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ _* }7 \' u: @( q3 n69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ X/ {- X8 W: H3 O! W
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 2 J! D8 d S- r0 ^) A7 j
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 1 R- {- ^; U$ v) x" P
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 - u0 L k* \/ @& F6 @. A5 M / z) s L( q* g% p2 _8 e ; V+ t y1 L6 F" O+ J' b3 [' e& G2 o0 x' x
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / g0 Q; M! ^( r9 z( E7 A( A
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( ~" h- V3 y- ^* A5 w% FFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) ~, F: t( l8 p% h4 j' j2 q2 F* G
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 * P0 x- x3 E' v) ~5 zStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 } e! \, X1 d3 Y6 o& g3 rJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 x- n' i. z! }6 kExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 j- t1 {8 Y) @9 H$ H6 E L6 j7 q
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 H% G( T( o! U5 M' X0 O% k/ E
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " K5 e$ f% E* B3 r" c5 t+ z
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 O; p8 f8 W$ \2 H: o' f% V
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 X4 _& U7 b5 v2 E2 N' E& s+ W9 Sfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 l( J+ l6 x% r {0 W' w7 f# `over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . U# i: |6 A7 }$ |5 s& ]5 i
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, Y. G9 B! p3 |8 |, F2 w* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 1 R9 {2 T7 W/ x4 D9 `# _2 gQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ' d2 Z. A5 u7 G+ i# ]Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % s- Q# C) H' K W" y2 S
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
