Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. " m3 E, N: P6 v8 s% v: U性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) j* e% g, U' M' n5 ]& x
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) R" M5 R+ U! U2 d0 {! C ) |% k0 l! Z( p P4 |Look how many calories you can burn: # k' F- l9 g7 O: U你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： : U$ P9 v: r# ~; E 8 Y5 ~; F& v- J" e; | , v5 ?9 y& K0 i# u
3 E# w$ T/ _: f: H4 |* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' s2 O# }6 S$ f X/ C& [( YWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 g: L5 P! L r! \2 PWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 t# |! K9 w) x, z5 n9 D2 Y! O4 b: ?9 ~, ]9 _/ b/ f
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 2 q+ ?, d, Q0 W) X
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * Q; Z" F' g+ A; @; _- [With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 J( g- m; x9 k# K4 d: \1 H! NWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 v5 `5 F b) A9 y4 QWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! z. l h* R+ g0 O9 H7 M, Z 5 |6 s7 l9 J8 c" S7 S" b 6 _& F& e1 d2 `3 X7 ?0 w6 I6 L m
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 1 {' G1 Z8 w# f" t% {2 @9 \9 ]With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 h( d, o: _+ N$ q; s2 |# wWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! m/ y/ C8 [3 Q/ E- C8 T2 z9 t' F% s; V& m2 e! A# ?
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . h+ Y' l) i& s v u' S% ZTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " o0 g2 P4 P: kTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # I. p9 R( ] M3 H
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + \: Y6 A/ v( ?( D8 v ( g; {. A' H( ~& p8 n 3 O6 _( o6 c) P. q& A6 a9 B# F/ Y) ~$ A" x/ t; o* b8 t" U
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 : a: A8 W- O$ z3 V% C* h' A1 pJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ G/ v) C8 J/ t, Z$ i' C% `, H6 @! Q8 ^7 s$ d
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' B1 _2 l1 [- Z( V6 _' R
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ) [* ~9 r4 v, E8 h6 h" t
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " m1 R, r; } t
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & |5 R. ~9 D4 \4 T3 M' I" ^Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 a. S- ^0 y2 u8 a- j. q4 Y 9 r& D3 J" ]8 ^5 U' v( @. Y8 G " Z/ z# U' j) U' ^
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 3 @5 ]+ k- D# E# J
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ) ^' m d* ~% N# w
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 T9 x& N; _$ Y4 p - X: i! B2 l2 k8 W) w" g4 E V; Z + e7 i9 a; F! O5 d A) ~
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % T* ]4 s, @; dStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 1 K5 \; t. Y0 B/ @; i- K
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) F* Z1 D/ m) d2 M
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ; o5 b- D/ c3 O* H* m: m# J' P" Y5 g0 |1 @% d5 ~
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 \9 G- \7 _1 ]
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 1 X4 \% d3 J( }( l" y- t% Bfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! @* n1 d) i: I1 q" |' Y
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 : p' D7 M1 c* ?" {
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 t ]7 [( S! u
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 v- }! d# i' I3 r" D _) A' uover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & z! x/ p/ Z2 ^* ~+ ? 4 W$ L& _$ R, W 3 K5 W/ A. }( H' z: Z! y; m
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ! e& K: A8 ?) qQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ; |# O. W. I4 f) c( oBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 [$ ]) \5 W* N/ c; ^# ?6 KWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
