Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : Q( u% d9 M& p/ {8 ^
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Look how many calories you can burn: ! j- R1 ?1 v9 t' ?. m
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + X7 M) t& @& V/ y" X
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , B9 L3 D9 C" h6 S3 sWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 E: o6 o: {; e0 s: `+ e" y9 |# L0 x |
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7 a/ f0 i4 D; [* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 , `/ y8 s0 _+ {7 N7 O" ?8 j( l5 E8 JWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , w2 _. K" E+ O2 w
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! B6 t2 w( ]- u0 m$ D) l% ?
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : X; \6 n5 b7 y" O' U' g& {/ _
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 H- q8 k# i4 b4 C6 i. N8 M& X3 G, H* h
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # S4 E. j, X) MWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # i, E6 ]* y& @9 Y8 w9 M$ w1 z3 d, A: q
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + ~( H9 w: M g8 P4 KTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . V$ g+ z: D! f `' `2 E, f6 Z
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & N- G T, H" C, S% ]! C/ t7 Y( ?3 f/ C: G# o ~. u
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( V, h( D' D$ nJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ( `- f( K/ }# b' {5 j6 @ ) t& m1 Q6 b3 ^: s/ | 1 B; g, R* }& d" O! h% q " @0 {7 A- s% E( Q9 S0 a/ |* POSITIONS 姿勢 8 ^* `' f" B: K) B' i; wdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! ^7 Z% ]+ }* `4 q6 ]69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 L9 M* t2 _# Z3 |7 F$ a2 ]9 P69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 , `0 H" [# @. y" ~2 ^8 B6 q
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! g( B" O& D" e, G; s+ j% @
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 t3 F7 [8 J2 v- e- y5 @; y' t$ M0 F2 M! _+ M% l% v6 s8 Z, N
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, a. _9 G/ _& i. ]# N# c3 _8 [* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 5 U+ x9 s6 s6 h9 ~: g/ z4 U! C: NReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 2 b* ]8 I) E+ S2 G: G' F% [7 FFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 w3 v' m# M* V5 a% K s+ N
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Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! n6 p$ P5 f! Z" l+ J0 S- L' x% [& S8 a! r( L
! S/ E; {' [' k& Y# [+ m" o; t! @ 7 x8 U( O, p! r8 l: c* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 7 C. m4 H( L5 _. VBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 G! s: m# ]3 [* ?8 {/ \' A& x# Sfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 ~( `4 Y# n; k# m% z' D( m
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 W7 E! a2 c0 \: g; x1 g/ ~from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ' Z: c5 |, A# A: xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 ?1 T8 O5 z/ R8 C* m0 F( X( Q Qover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 : E& L( {& _0 @7 @" [ V$ S% w9 \7 Z) i& k; _ + T5 ~0 L) u5 ~" L0 Z
4 _* w! J- e( g4 @# l* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 \& l( k' W, b: M, QQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 z" T6 Z# O9 m- mBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 8 m$ H a2 _3 J: r
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
