Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 0 W4 ?, P. t" ^" ~" e1 U: c* d
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % i$ }1 L& F# _. L/ K" _
/ J4 @5 t. o: ?/ D& S * H) n- t6 O+ s g$ G3 O 1 O: O* o" U+ ?8 ?2 ?3 E1 X- p! VLook how many calories you can burn: 7 s* l% K% U& Q% H, l$ {你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： / _, V5 M: ]; ?; ~$ \7 H
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , Y7 P; L8 D) _" y" WWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( M. x! v A8 a3 JWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - y2 |* L, G- J. ^, ~7 C
9 }! |' |( o3 F6 d" A1 o ; T2 j* J9 T' [5 ^0 G / H0 E# |+ ]2 I/ }* p$ P% Q& T/ ]* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # N5 Y" X' l5 X: o% A6 q4 BWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! B" g1 U ]1 U
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , @7 F- g& M3 L4 X% A
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : Y2 r. n4 Y# C- J9 j5 r
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , m# y9 _4 t' t7 D
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , }; K Z" V( I/ ?With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) |$ ~) n2 A/ e# E- s
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , J9 S8 ~$ Y3 C2 ~
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . Q. R1 K) M8 ^% g1 @8 {. `+ J
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / C" P7 j: p) x7 I, zTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 T+ H- O `7 r) ]Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; O5 u( S) Z, w) P . A, M! g) u- Y ! v4 }- l( {: z+ @7 s# m
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 2 x+ s! V& H) v; ]+ M# \& n
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 O$ J9 \/ e9 k' w; B, _ 7 x: q/ n* |0 [5 M& o $ o" ~7 b [* a2 t
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! n7 Z9 P; c. f, _
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 6 b4 O/ G P4 q$ t" Y3 r" U( x69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + k+ C6 k' a: E, L, [9 j
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : k. s' t! E" H8 h/ ~6 X6 `* LItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 G$ X. X, [. B$ N2 E
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 5 C! m/ E* n1 B+ @$ B' J. ZReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - k1 ~1 ~& c% W" K7 U R/ o9 lFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 J9 [' ?- }; j R6 V6 H" w9 e / U' o+ N1 m2 a / k; k# [& B7 I! E1 Y0 D$ j
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 5 p! a* k5 x) DJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 l( `4 i" {- c' f! _Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' g5 h% P5 S0 M; [" {
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 9 |3 B; h' v* c& D9 o# u, LBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 C: D: a/ _* V( }
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / ]& r* w" u- p* i3 S0 t& E
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - V1 H& _6 m7 ]4 }4 ffrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % P4 w; d( ^0 L# O( S& ?+ B! d7 H
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ P6 X; D) H) n% j
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) ]4 |" p+ X" T: c U: k 9 f8 t! d" j5 O& @ 0 p. x& G$ _; r/ K
: o: b* P* ?3 r+ }+ y* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 6 X7 |3 R2 M5 J8 I, X; [Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 c, T% @8 j+ w" L5 u/ L
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 M. o3 ] K, B4 N+ q# vWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
