Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % ~( o0 [& J# }8 D- S* j0 R性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 4 B! f+ \' B ?: h5 i# r/ r7 y" f. f
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& z& I5 ?$ E) s, R8 _8 s: E: h5 mLook how many calories you can burn: & F d, a* a& W9 O F6 W( n4 h你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ J% R4 u" }' O; k. Y$ m2 y! g
( P% J7 V$ _9 r# @# h 1 x1 u! u1 ^! B! i . b: s4 T, ]- R: a1 d. ~* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - {6 m0 k9 U8 |8 e' q
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ Z2 m- I/ c2 U4 p3 q
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 l& p) r$ _2 w+ n9 `, {5 j- q+ c9 ~ s( ^& I
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 9 N8 w4 u1 m, _2 [! \8 i6 ^2 A2 E
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 } i& K. O l. G( Z0 ^( cWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 c2 s7 p7 S3 l& p
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ( B- [) b6 S1 C# ~; }, W) B
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * l' s1 I7 ]) c9 x: G O* m8 Q0 Y$ A' m9 n0 m# X9 F* q" @0 v, v
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# g0 U$ X3 O( C9 \) f+ B* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ( b& z6 e a' j! EWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 X. g, A$ {/ y! v
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , c& @* w) `4 D" C* L$ `( u. L9 d8 H [
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 k# {, {7 m- g, ?. [; t* O# PTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % Y( i: p7 |9 G: BTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # X4 F( `9 J' t( RWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 l; S& y- K9 p7 a8 ?. g 1 o9 J& X' r" p2 d . L( I6 S7 l! _) a, |" R) H
7 y3 W& H1 t" h9 g" k8 s* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , Q+ k1 s" p# [Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " \: x9 T. y' o3 H9 X7 q c7 q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 ]) k. {% \/ i2 l
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 + ^# S8 x% D; B- ~9 C) Xdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 d& J( n4 Y( S) ?: l" B
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . B! f, m0 u. ]2 r: W0 \# o
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 R# }* ]* n( N! W; d: ITrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! }2 H n! H' u: C7 ^5 W) Z0 ]6 ]
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * B, A( a( I; W' ]/ ]- _) P , u; {6 J2 i/ B7 O+ S5 ?! J 9 G) D9 |$ D3 f4 j5 \ 9 J1 o6 ~8 |5 W2 A* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % r$ [' J3 N0 U, S6 m9 ~. @
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 & D, M/ e) \5 f# s- ] _Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " {0 M+ a* Z# C6 j
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 & N6 _- S5 }2 G
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # H; {+ q2 x9 a' e; y" ] g5 i' D6 v9 K
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 - l+ r2 m* `, J2 T |1 w" g+ q ! s$ P; _6 i; K8 H6 P$ v6 _, T% m 3 z) o' f. k. E1 R/ G
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 - ] d" G# L& Q I# }Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; x% I; C% e4 k# ^ M+ afrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ d) S) c1 {' ^' w3 r8 H
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 a0 @% f$ {1 L% c }from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ; ?& R5 z, v3 v# X3 s
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 c' n$ R2 ?. Q# o! i; K; b; Mover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # R R9 d6 x& D+ B3 k S- w1 L0 x+ J2 H$ O0 a, R( I. k8 p- G
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . Z" c, |6 f4 A* Z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3 l9 D1 U9 @# J/ v
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
