Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 _' r9 O: l4 H性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 , ]6 U) h# K$ i + N% @) _* h, f( n& H& {( f ) B# ?+ L9 X Q; {8 P
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 |2 { I* p* x/ [7 h$ \; }' [2 @0 W* K, g i; ], L% S4 M
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( B7 h( z' V1 G5 c; F7 a
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' V& \" P" L, @
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0 b: Z# _: p, M" v( G0 f) W/ |3 x( W
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 @' ]- k# ~+ EWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , o0 U' R5 u) ~With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + c" r3 ^" p: R" A ?
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 1 j, m8 v8 }1 R2 w/ D
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 8 C, p* j3 v1 c7 p9 I2 Z7 z
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - s) V+ h) u8 V+ H2 C, b. f* oWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # @4 v2 U% [" h( m% B4 @0 R9 R& U5 c9 a* w- o
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & m7 a* @' n, p3 r5 STrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , V5 l& X! y5 q- W GTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " l8 a5 Q' R" y. }; w1 hWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " Z5 C/ s0 r: ~" \9 n4 g3 H) m2 ^: }
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& t6 S' m6 Y6 u- ] S: E8 T* C# r* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 : l) E1 ^7 `* s( UHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / ]; G+ d) y# f/ D3 s" \; v7 kJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 k+ `0 P7 k' S; G, h- p9 F' G: e
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: }( c) f( z. h7 m6 {: N3 u2 v* POSITIONS 姿勢 ' }# |: q' F& i. Jdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ) a+ m5 ? q9 x+ R: i69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; }" w+ ?" l \; W h( }' c, z69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 v! [+ G6 F; h2 L
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' H* e5 [$ z1 b" Q' {$ s. X2 xItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( S& ^$ p& T$ O3 ~
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 + c) \3 O. |" | i2 RReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 / C# J! m) t V4 W0 Y- q! bFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) t$ B ~7 q% J% V$ c + k4 R9 V% \! L6 R$ I + z5 ?* M+ @6 `: l" K7 ?
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 2 k& G4 Y* D& z2 v7 \
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 G9 e) d2 k, k p' }. dExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * ~& Z+ D1 s* b" I. y5 w! a , b1 @7 _5 F6 g7 t7 [ ! r/ T, G8 C% ]! C " \: T5 y4 n* S& t8 c* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 & n4 |- x7 K6 p
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . n! x0 v* G' ~) Z4 _' Y
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! K7 l3 n% a9 z- Y: _
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " L7 V [ v4 } H4 y( ^from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 + ~# `/ Y3 O# k2 ]9 K
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + y& P; ^- P) N# g
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! E7 s1 F* g$ i+ a 2 `2 V: r% ^+ S( K* w. o* B) Q / _' C) c+ \, @) a/ B0 ^4 h8 p
- D) O+ A6 x6 N4 i$ X6 ~5 h* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 # A5 g7 u, {" o X7 U7 G* \Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 + U! ^) t& \- x# o; L
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - M; p7 k4 D/ d% z: x# `. a; _2 |
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
