Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / Q* {4 r1 P1 [" F3 t
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 8 q3 M, ]- T# j( x + }+ b9 A5 c+ y2 \" l8 W ' H9 k; m" j. B2 v% ^: P, b! h8 K : L# i1 h5 f6 @8 m# q( D" v, ~' VLook how many calories you can burn: " i- ^1 u2 \6 f& w% m* M; }
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' a: i* j' q$ q9 t$ tWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : J9 t1 B: J& x |$ T$ GWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - W! {4 a( B3 R8 i 1 a. S! C6 f/ C) m2 a 2 S+ c( a! ]0 |! y L5 w8 V
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 s* S: t, ^! Q3 O7 kWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . D2 h; q; x6 g# M3 _5 e
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . \% z7 V0 t! B0 d: o6 k6 F
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " T( o9 [3 ?7 K* J( WWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 [5 t% e; S( v. g
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & g( I7 G/ S- D6 G* ?) o6 MWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) R5 ~; l' }; f. F# X
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 5 D) C9 n% d' h" uTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 p2 x. w0 D) {# G2 g3 U; q' gTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 o& u: Y! x2 q: tWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * f8 ~. n* l; J ( ]/ j Q& Z; v7 T2 Z _7 }8 _/ q ) h1 j: @+ d* P
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 R2 G4 u( I2 H4 v! d, x. K2 }
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 S2 X3 R; v4 }0 z4 s' f9 D8 [1 x5 V. o. N
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 . o4 I# H% P4 |% ~! t' H69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / s! c. H5 O. P5 u0 r7 |69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) u5 b: M1 X: _( Q" S
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + X* Y5 r# D" c1 Z2 v1 y! N
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 M; u$ y6 ]; O2 }
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' f# N! {: I& p" R& `7 i# d3 n' LReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , Z( k! q. h' a- a8 ~Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - o+ z! b3 t- k& `2 h( C4 v
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . X. R( H" w7 X. kStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! R+ b9 Z1 f+ G, {; L. \" S9 t( YJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , X- G' h x5 L3 H% X
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 - |( E" }$ _$ z- }$ }
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from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * g! L* Q8 v8 S, y' ^6 s
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 p, V) H* G' _ N, t7 hfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . I1 H; l4 L/ R1 k, _9 J# ?
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 : s7 W1 s7 a/ w. R
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 2 g6 |+ |: H6 L3 a0 D' |3 k
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; G- y9 \$ u$ k* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ ]! `3 W) ^0 W! y3 L+ z/ }Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % l5 m& d4 h0 IBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 |6 H4 W( o. V. t% l2 lWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
