Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * Z4 e; |7 j" r
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 # `+ I u- V, n6 r5 S2 b" Q
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： / G0 y0 n* I) V/ f" T
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5 {2 o u2 x8 e. Q4 U* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 9 d4 x% N* ?- D) V; K& f: SWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( G! E4 E V. h" l! F9 g9 ]; u1 KWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . p7 A/ U7 k- J* v2 o6 _
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 n1 q8 X0 T7 P5 C
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , f( @+ x7 {5 n# yWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / H! _, c: ~" O5 d3 G) W
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 _3 ]) f, N7 o4 q0 O% yWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & a' b' b b* I. G( d2 c
( A" u' O% Q+ A* Q0 S# y# f* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 p$ c; T8 W) R* |; {; iWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 / @8 e: s6 f5 Y1 OWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 6 a: z2 t6 J" }8 w7 d & x4 ]% ?" h/ K1 Z( _# c4 t/ ^5 O $ r' o$ a9 @7 W2 N2 ~% t8 K 3 C: g$ Z4 Z% I& v1 |" B5 d7 I/ z" f* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % t1 e' G$ V/ C9 H2 ^7 u% `
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ {( n/ n, l, q2 L/ f5 w6 E
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , |( T! R3 A* {Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) \$ A! l' {1 S6 G% g$ r
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & W" I+ O5 X4 K+ ~4 h' D2 J
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 Z) K2 t6 u( h
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% I5 E. a9 \- [2 r7 P+ ~* POSITIONS 姿勢 * M7 X/ b1 F" r: r% n8 adaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 5 a) p$ x9 F5 k2 ]5 m, A# D1 S69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 w. B* i7 X' L( r
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " z7 U0 x. r0 r, C: n# p5 l* C5 ?( oTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! h7 ]# G$ z& i1 a: V! g
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / k) b* l8 Q& S. T/ g/ B9 n' v B" h5 |( j
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . d" L, \3 Z5 N4 e* IReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # @* g1 N/ v# BFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & k: }$ ~' Q. s! ]) A5 Z7 J% t3 M% M; y# A! `8 v
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # M6 `+ R0 t! @; D
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / G' K! T6 U+ c% o8 a( a( E" tExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . l$ f% v7 U" t& o. Y) M
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ( C7 }3 x1 g; n
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 {! g: Y$ |: a
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 & { h1 d6 q1 Jfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 o2 z8 ^" A) N, H2 Jfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 b+ g' n5 f+ Q9 J% G8 Hfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 b" C+ V& T& M/ b. ^* c# [; Q3 T) t. Hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; ]2 K5 ?' i1 n( M1 u! ?( G* ~5 e
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1 M( }* w( g; \& C. [* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 5 R5 C! L+ K4 m" B7 w v2 D2 ?
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . _1 V; y f4 b QBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 Z# v7 b2 F% eWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
