Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. + C) R6 j' R8 V7 G! A3 _- T- Z性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 u% [2 ^4 p) Y2 |
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Look how many calories you can burn: - O5 @* G# f, Z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： * x3 F% c9 h( M 9 I' g& R! N! o+ e% a " b, Y7 w3 Y" ~; m- p# o! N+ a' @, g0 H" C( G* C
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 w) C; g% m+ w- T# Z$ D! v% b6 B) V
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + C! l5 p) P2 h' e! [% g7 }
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 1 C- Z" T9 [0 ]! G+ H# \0 V7 W, m1 |- r+ m9 t/ Y' `9 ~
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 4 u) T% Y& U" m! BWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' c2 H; y( w6 \With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ I) d) ?4 F# |. @With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 $ R" W4 M3 q; E& ~
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ N* X: ~+ L+ e' B$ | G
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , {; w* ~0 @* F% p, D- b+ k; H2 c) I
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 r( m6 F1 I8 B2 P7 Y- P. k
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 i2 y9 z, t. |3 e
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 8 P! O1 K. y5 G6 g2 b2 \Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) d# Z/ J' J0 _% ^4 s/ b
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 8 N- m* t) H0 V3 f6 S
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # n* V& ^5 w: J- q2 Y2 ] / B3 F* [' r9 A 9 G9 |0 V3 s. [( I4 k # I; P2 B+ M& i# e; x( d( p& W5 U* POSITIONS 姿勢 6 n N$ {# b# K1 h; bdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( Z5 F5 T" _, ~9 M) O
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / e2 P3 ], s; M. l7 k69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ; x7 G8 } |& E) V z/ L; k: RTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( e2 Z2 s3 {( \5 {' R, \. J0 E
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 2 `5 ^2 @3 v% @- T, [# _
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; c1 M( |9 O7 b+ ]0 a! oFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ( J+ s! }8 z" _! \' d7 {4 \, m- G; F9 L6 Z& ^( L1 R$ W6 p& z
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : c% F& K: ?. A( ~8 _5 q6 s' LJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , m. S4 |- I9 |# c6 H8 \4 e" ^, OExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & g- ^* g5 i; d. ]6 l
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 V" p) j* b8 B3 b" W( |
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' D7 h: Q: m7 f2 t
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " y- h" K4 b, t" `1 m) L4 k
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / r( A* h B2 H4 Z1 E/ j( G# o- Mfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & o S0 C h+ z6 M" ~$ e- Qfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( v" s& ?* e& p3 Oover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + N8 l1 ~6 Q( M, x/ _/ k
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 O1 r0 R1 h) g: S3 m; R/ L
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * q \# i# E, @ c+ Y7 q6 ~2 Q
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
