Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , Q. ~$ Y6 x( Y8 l性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * P0 ^7 t/ s7 n
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Look how many calories you can burn: . O6 P" { I8 I. B$ n
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： . q* q7 T' y4 A- ^4 ~ 5 r F- v$ W% A8 b/ n - F f& F7 N6 ~ 6 k3 d: R( M7 ^/ i0 e- ]* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( {3 I7 ]* F4 A, n8 A
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 l- Y5 q6 Q: z8 O2 R+ Y2 b6 c
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 f; @+ k7 t3 s' Y0 S- Y
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 & Z6 e- j1 j |
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 \( k& w; L+ s$ p
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ o- h0 a3 }! V# n. u+ D# _ `. E9 XWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' t. v" N: j& z: t& vWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , e7 R: B2 K7 Y; H0 V0 x( c
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 P2 G. u; ]9 O' b! ~. S2 z
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! D* q- E. E6 B( u! ~. X- h
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ; X& i* p" X; y( u. |: x& L
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 U. D {% l3 [) v* zWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' t8 h- ]6 T5 J6 {+ c m5 R# ]
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % W( N; z* [% ?0 @
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ]6 j3 m$ A9 q' R
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9 S8 r: M. u2 O. w& ? 3 k) \# `+ |6 k; z* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 0 K. _ O$ s7 r- P$ {Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 & T2 g3 s$ a& Y" g2 l( j( j, _& CFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - g5 F6 k% b( l+ n8 P. g0 a4 l3 k) U5 r+ k+ v
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( X5 \2 T P/ n" `0 M8 {Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 : H4 S* M0 I3 p' e# I q& A6 L
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 d; c3 \& c) O 5 L3 K+ n9 t3 v( N. A5 N1 ^+ q% m , k5 q! J, Y9 d/ N
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 x: ~" P3 \" M5 i. H& KBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * g. ~0 O( T+ S
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % E: ?% L' e* V4 G& M, b! H$ J# R
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ) t8 |$ U v$ N, Z, L/ a! g" f
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 C4 T* S" G6 z9 E, [+ ]$ D
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 C0 v) ]3 c; {& O r
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 8 C, N) k# q. {0 `/ q- d F3 h# a# w2 Q+ d
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 Z* c2 B K( L! i* O0 A. t: O+ yBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * ?) O0 v1 a3 D8 B; pWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
