Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 F/ m3 J( W0 n9 |0 ?- D0 Z) P性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 . |/ m1 l+ R" S% b6 \
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 s7 Q5 a: W0 [3 P- g+ u
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B" C7 a. g" H% C; H' V* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 % y% ~' P0 ?( A4 _) dWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . f$ h7 w: t/ |% ?
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 1 A4 L/ i8 V' @9 R$ r/ L* |. F+ J; O
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 h: {3 i/ w5 @2 p9 n7 @. jWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 [. A7 f7 s8 a' d& |6 m9 e$ f+ M+ T; qWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - _6 k, P0 ~6 M; m9 _# m
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 & S2 Y. J7 b" p u8 wWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * y! B, u8 I2 J u. \
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 / p! ]/ P6 l, T& L0 Z! V3 a9 i
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + H' R( i2 r5 ^) [% N8 E$ t ; F3 k8 U9 y4 X3 ~2 ~ ) i) r& F6 N* @
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 [5 `0 s" K4 b8 a( j) NTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 X2 ^( h M6 t; A+ b( o! h, d
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 d/ f( O' v) m/ o5 }Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 # J5 c. N1 s" w0 D3 g
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % H4 [9 O m8 R0 fJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : z+ B9 ]0 r9 T- Q- |6 w( B: M1 X% y7 z+ r
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 " j- d4 h. l9 z- X' ?daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( Y" k+ V4 h% d$ K( F
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , N: K7 ?3 U! p+ b
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 o2 k( ~8 f8 J3 j- j( l5 N6 M6 t
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' g, o- ^" {! V; t$ KItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 6 [/ C( z0 v; S. d# S" W % } J9 X& [0 G $ |0 X0 P8 t% n1 c
% i1 I! |. m& y" f# g* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ) h/ _& f0 Z( D( C" P5 i( G
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , b, F, Q2 Z- n a4 u9 z8 S
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 n D9 q- i6 K3 E6 _; B0 L
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9 c! }- I0 Y4 E% z* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 " I: a1 q7 Q+ G" qStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 M2 M- }9 \- h' J1 _* _* n! H0 q
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 - X" i2 G3 t: c/ m8 ^6 a4 a Z! w
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & t2 `; ?$ G5 H3 g/ A" s. p# G+ _: B : L$ }2 D! G% e; ^; a0 `8 H- t; D 7 @5 Z2 x S/ M) o( J/ Q - D' F! Y$ W( _* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ) P% o7 n6 v: b5 K
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , |+ E: z4 f+ D9 r4 ~- w) Q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( K. a( ?# Q" N' ^& D5 [3 `
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # |+ @ q3 ~! dfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 + n; y2 q8 g2 ^0 J. A; T7 e& U9 U& Y
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) B1 a) s; G- T0 M3 uover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 $ @9 f! t+ H0 l( ^ % v8 B; X0 o* [7 `% H7 f% |# x / n0 _, v4 X) B/ O! C7 X# T; c! n3 j, M1 [0 b5 C. @7 C
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 / C& a7 X) \2 Q7 X; y3 K
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 3 l6 o, J! S/ J+ B" n
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 q) l u* j' w+ V4 {5 `0 q
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
