Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! e5 X O2 G }8 T: W
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + \$ a* P6 Q# X3 [8 @7 K% W/ M
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： " u8 X3 [; u4 x2 O # B3 m O/ B: k % y+ e# N2 S8 w7 ~
1 C) k- F h3 r. a: k- [( \* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + }+ {, g8 D! \2 @( h
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 F, F0 F8 K# ?6 e) r
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 |4 d3 i, p% S/ u5 D# G1 I( C3 S" a* [9 X9 W R/ [) x
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 `4 \ P. M& `# A+ O$ ]+ `With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " w2 y# i6 G) ]9 }With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / `, \( J2 B. Y; e; ^* IWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 / ~3 {$ y/ y' \) N/ r
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 Q8 q# n. U" w5 p: e0 h8 n! k3 ~3 f7 s
@0 {" R5 p4 }$ {" ^9 e$ v `& S9 x. r; L' h' _* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 5 U |; ~( q+ VWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . g' A/ X6 A0 f# F3 s7 X. m
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 6 ?" J+ @) X2 J7 l% r
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) \' h0 J) ] `, @+ {) Z" j
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 t1 B5 G8 ?4 F# R5 u0 gWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; _+ ]0 ?& r- L: s$ b/ T
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # |, N( E" h, W/ a
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ; d% E p% r4 i+ A, k % b8 G: s5 h2 j' a $ ~& y/ u7 N e& S9 o4 F, a6 w# [* _4 J; ~" g
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / a% p; P& r% Z0 m$ U
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ) |: B& y4 L6 \1 }. X69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' [+ B/ L) @* N; f( DTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * u, A& W6 o6 l
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! K. o ~* T* C3 s ~ * F1 R: P( g7 _0 m1 Y * X, ^: }) a$ |& @" ~' r* w2 }+ O
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 , P; `% L: d/ `9 q7 o: w4 p: C
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + s, m0 p8 K' r- ]; Z# H8 {
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 V( ?; b$ ^/ o; \# k
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . X4 h% |3 y1 i- [4 O$ W5 ^Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 5 }# {. Y! H% S- S
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 : T' I+ L) p" H0 N) O' Q' N 5 `/ J) K0 L$ L% ^1 G * W* U' B& X) T( y& ~% t9 j3 T / q. R G* S, ^4 m2 R2 E) Z* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # a; R. J- ]' } fBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 F- X/ D6 O4 v! H/ \, _& F. u$ Efrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 3 E! X4 s% L3 D W
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ) g/ q' B% ~& lfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / S9 \2 C4 q! o. k
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 " {1 h) S2 ?1 Sover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 $ H6 n9 U L1 |: w
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* Q& G8 @# c# m m0 H: d* ^2 f* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 % i9 c! Y& t8 D: e T. ?; N3 R. sQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( M# s$ ?, V8 _& k8 i
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ! e+ m, q7 G$ H- ]# D% @
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
