Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / m, _5 u6 u1 E2 P* {性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 2 {) W9 t! e8 x+ a5 h, b2 Y. e
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Look how many calories you can burn: . }0 N8 G. r9 W2 s" g2 x你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 W6 k/ M; F/ q4 x0 ]6 z! F. k2 s# f6 h
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + C! V) N8 ]4 W" X2 `8 gWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 O+ ]; z. {5 v. F9 j* h
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 H9 k" c) _2 k# u* [1 _0 A* p$ h9 [% b2 z5 S: d
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 t6 i' F6 L) x& X- z0 S: \9 P
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 G8 F, v( K8 u7 TWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 A5 n: A5 j! @
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! o& e5 ^# @( f6 JWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . F* |0 n( y/ |9 y7 ^. A3 V1 J# w5 m3 h8 Y, n8 d# y
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 g; @) m" v9 m+ n" X
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 * g/ H$ f4 W7 Z/ @+ O; d
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 - y* T1 A/ s) }& G
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 i, z. b4 v. q3 b2 ?6 V0 fWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 . ^0 ]$ q9 Q/ p1 F3 z: F& ]4 ~ $ x& o9 O+ q. o1 H* V * \( I2 z3 |0 r+ m4 _( L. z. @
8 h" l. C" D; a* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 o; K3 d2 H p# ^Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 k$ v; w9 J; Q4 Z4 q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 s: G5 N( w- C& _. X5 Q/ c+ u / n+ e3 o: O* @' ]7 n# | 0 v/ X5 q' D# o 9 d4 j' a0 `4 M8 }* POSITIONS 姿勢 - j1 b# _/ j; _8 k* K# edaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & `; N$ k5 s7 U1 \; L4 Z" _; e
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * H$ d9 Q! ?, k4 I0 z
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . i& Z" {$ x: L% v% I1 GTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ; W2 ?; H7 [& a/ K, T, \Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 E7 e @0 B0 l+ w / @4 {* [2 w9 \7 s, F& a/ b6 d ; q4 j$ u& N' B
- m& X6 y& p5 |/ Q/ h2 B9 z/ Z* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 4 r3 l5 i/ e/ U# v# T8 O) YReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 ]4 ]& ]8 @& |Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 G! b3 h% N: W$ \' A
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 0 k! t6 L1 _1 n8 i& h9 WStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ' v" y, W2 p1 A; I" `Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # F2 T! r! U, l# G+ f
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 R8 M! |( b: [$ y' k4 G
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 w) n O" j2 m! ]
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 1 {& F7 D4 g G" v& A. r+ p& a6 h$ dfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 V! I( \: z. P- s+ r' H: Hfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 K1 H2 z, t4 l
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 r5 t6 \9 v. @5 j1 B
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( X4 W3 H; B; ~, a/ O
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . f+ k$ n- H9 H0 K: N2 o
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' r, ^9 _6 }2 ?+ U) v7 c2 k0 [. G6 X+ {" W, k
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
