Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) u2 Y5 Y' @- q3 v4 s' k
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % h! |7 J+ W D; f2 G1 v4 C3 G3 h9 A3 l9 S# P2 {2 e: P z* V
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Look how many calories you can burn: 1 Z% z, _0 W& u0 l. w7 `你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： , Z1 ^/ r% n/ n! K3 M
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( H* u$ C0 { m1 F: Z) t
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . D, v9 o0 x: e2 x! K
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 P- _; i: H4 E- r9 {5 J3 l& u: a# C& c. G' z& u
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) {) b* N' I4 @3 D. RWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 8 q% `% t+ z4 W: r4 U+ y! A
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 * L2 F+ I3 ]; T: SWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' c" c X8 @3 c# M1 T6 f) LWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , j; l0 V) l0 C5 ^- r
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" i6 ^# b# A: z& _3 b1 o; G7 r& o 2 l0 d9 }& \& b. H% n# a* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ( }8 H( x7 k/ {With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ' ?# P. L/ P% e6 F$ U" ^& [0 A8 r
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ( T2 j Q# n' ~. g
! p! R$ _5 ~" d4 T% C 1 R- @& J: s6 x ' s+ q2 n. c% ^$ C0 u" Y, J: B! q* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ X2 C$ @/ |6 d( v* F5 r4 ITrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 Z4 V B* Q$ i' e& b( WTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / C3 A8 w. o/ F" X! q/ { WWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 i0 r: q2 d1 Z O, d5 a G2 G' U4 {7 c1 h& l, p( m1 y
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & R, g- G6 N n
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 , j- b% M3 d* y5 x 0 E2 C- D9 ~3 Z" g- d7 A# H$ u J* Y4 e V; P) W1 j- {5 F- c# x
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / z: C% ?/ @8 S0 i3 r- f$ A7 }
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ! R& U0 n! O: [69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 Y, D9 X; s8 f3 Q4 v# d# z3 T
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * Z/ l& o) V4 b- f, X5 I9 GItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 : j# g) d5 ]' o* b6 F, M! |
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " l2 T: [3 ?. ?# W- F% M5 R4 L+ V- ~
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( k2 } F3 n) Q; q) ^Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 _* G3 @2 d: ? p# x s; Z1 T/ s4 k+ J+ d+ w
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% z: a" w5 D7 q+ E* v* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ( X( ^8 d. M# a7 c3 c' \
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . o# g& }5 x6 D' k4 P
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * Z/ i3 O! Q, N% I: F5 B& sExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & ~! x/ `3 f4 J6 R! e9 N! [9 J" s8 O: b
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 b0 R& ?: I: ufrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 X- ~" A* T: Q9 `1 m$ afrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # D2 k3 e/ i4 ^from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 # K% [6 |4 E, F2 b
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 c% k0 Z6 e( V* {over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # k: ?# Q7 \5 _
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 D0 W. \; _( a: n2 ~8 r2 ]Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' U2 D- Y4 z& s/ f3 H) o
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
