Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % ?8 R7 ^2 \; Y' i, t性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 - h5 A S( |2 e( t2 R+ l3 H
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3 V, \# I# l$ p! g! |Look how many calories you can burn: - b7 ^# o+ ]! T( a0 Q8 L4 u h你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 9 t2 k, M) ]5 ^
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( R+ D9 e$ S. q1 \# `' k _+ BWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 a# X1 m2 a# p% u" WWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 f2 U8 f/ U: D
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2 }+ A6 Z0 p: e/ ~/ N/ ~* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 8 |. l- H" u: W) M cWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . t( y* {8 T+ }, Y5 v9 Q+ _5 B8 ~* k
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . t+ W$ q9 u7 x% i' ]% ]' CWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + r" O1 w! E! F) V9 S: m( F" e% lWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! I. i1 s( n' A1 w/ D' g
% J U7 y" \; u2 M8 j5 A 0 A% V& }" [$ z2 t6 [* _& W; P - L3 M. L% i" w* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ) L4 M3 C3 [9 t) g: Z0 M' bWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ j0 r; A& \4 m) p" ~+ w0 Q4 Q
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 {$ | `* f9 g" ?4 J/ d1 `+ K5 m2 Q" Y/ w, b; f
- c$ n; F4 G7 y3 T1 {8 R7 E& y 2 o0 U2 K* K5 i! R* f0 e9 R* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % ~6 r7 s0 ]. X3 j2 P7 CTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 & j( W6 i2 b/ n# I1 XTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ I7 P S" S5 C- a3 R" i
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * X* j7 Q4 q7 w, G) ]
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9 n/ `1 g: y" _( p- S9 [. ~ y , Q3 Z2 f1 ?- ~' b* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ; I# g9 l" w2 {' t" n. f5 SHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , [( y" J$ x' p8 O2 B& vJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 j5 M. n t$ n7 n: q( } y! m . V# p L: ?5 C' z3 n! O ) Z( m7 } w% t' Q. g( X# h ; w3 a! q3 P& W* POSITIONS 姿勢 - v+ E% h }4 V& g) n
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % p; U9 ^2 [7 q9 c0 \4 u2 A69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ) R6 j) @$ k4 ~2 `5 S
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 - {3 ~% G" [4 Y: F! ~3 VTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) G/ D g; z7 j5 F2 @+ J/ c
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & Z- n9 D1 G5 X- E+ x6 u; d8 @4 K0 A/ d* W4 \% [. ?
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( }$ U2 q z K! H% @) ?" J& Q% O2 q
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 [- h z& k/ @+ `- K
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ! Q5 [9 h' x* Z6 \7 h8 C
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 C9 S0 V8 o0 G) Q5 E* I2 o# Z7 B& X
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 " z" K( `* ^" q
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 O# T1 w. L; N0 w, H( D- }' t# e% x' v8 X
# E% B" G8 w* ]' [ 5 u7 R1 t7 S& r$ l0 p0 ~* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : N" S2 _" E2 G- ~
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ @: R: V; b- R# H$ @, X
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 1 ]4 @/ D. O: K- k. B# z; |6 {# x( x
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / w( \/ z d! n( u
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * [" ?' I6 M- B1 t( w3 \
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 : s, Z3 q, R1 c" u
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 2 \" R) p& {2 O" M! S+ o; r# i3 f( z5 `- `# }' a2 y& `/ M4 X
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ) p8 _# S3 Q2 |( k- c1 ~8 [7 Q- yQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 v' o$ M8 ^% E/ `( V, Z6 `( HBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ! X W5 E5 P2 x
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
