Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. $ p# I# b0 f- Q3 ]9 i- m性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 0 T: L; M! q# n' |0 N" {* @4 m
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Look how many calories you can burn: & D3 T8 d6 p6 b" k* q( s
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: % S8 ~+ A6 c9 c' X0 X1 l# x% o, E* ^8 O! x: B% o
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; T: `% P& I9 W: S6 t0 U5 XWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! ~" L/ F3 ?7 J+ M6 }Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( d0 r K- u- i+ Z
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 9 U( Z' p' F* f% ^) Q# G; i
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # C4 q5 o( |" D# ~) V/ Y! g. dWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # \$ A v$ a* F7 \ p5 x
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 U# Q1 p: [2 a4 U1 S3 u" w3 Z6 r
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . `# b. R# _$ w1 |- b 0 }" V- ?& U Y G5 r5 d- m9 F 5 d& z! M/ H, f' S
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 j' J( r( c, ?) tWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! a! x4 Q4 E" ^4 ~+ K. ~7 @
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , C# `* l' u4 C& J/ B# P# p* g
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' x$ I3 J% h1 }- f" kTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 T* s) e. f2 g" I: e, m4 @& Q# @Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 | K2 Z' O; B 3 ]7 j4 G# X# K* ~! q( }# f* N" M# F . N5 ^! _0 @: ^( s, m
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ! C9 @0 q, B" \. @: \" zHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " ?- z" F4 M& T) e% ?* n6 ?! b$ m
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ; o- h9 A8 b8 K0 U' o7 J2 f* ]; A, I8 O5 C+ c6 {7 B+ P( u0 s; T6 T- P' D, q
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * @+ o1 n, d! D! d4 I& X6 l! n
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; d- X6 K% o. y4 M5 a5 N' G
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 m3 b' ?& m' [$ K, P; x2 y
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 Y! {7 d& V. Y$ E. Z# q) [Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 6 j! z& U# S8 Y5 e
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 2 E5 x8 [; {$ o, @8 M K- bFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 ^% P: M" M4 M* N2 t2 l6 N$ L6 A* O p( y3 T! A0 G1 ]6 O
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # R6 B; F0 |' a8 _! AJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * j% ?, ?3 \" r+ y. d
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! O+ f- H$ Y6 O4 I$ L
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : d/ S: D( o& T+ }5 @, D
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 3 c- ?( @" l0 ]- i9 T4 X4 \
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * f) ?- f$ i5 K8 Mfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 ]9 t( y( {) j" y& m
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ W! t$ x7 M+ j! _over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 : n0 w k1 l# p+ T& \) Y6 W! \ 0 i+ k/ E+ h* G + G/ f" ^+ o. h) r3 w3 A' D% ^: p/ [5 m, i+ U% m+ o
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 P% h3 L0 S& ]% R8 t0 k" z; hQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 V+ D9 B+ e+ A
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + K8 V3 k2 Q: A( _1 K, W% ]& G
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM