Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; T' v* f, J8 M }5 L. g
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 . [/ m3 ^+ q- Y' i5 z8 D
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8 [% ~. P; C5 w7 T+ M* rLook how many calories you can burn: ' M, s5 f9 R \
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： - M( Y% x$ {4 P6 q
6 u" H. E" f& p8 S 2 W# L" F) k' }# S! @+ A+ r # F5 @9 Q- a6 O* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 7 j' K0 c- T. S+ [
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + u! x8 Z, P0 C2 A1 E* l
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; A9 y5 }( _" J+ U! A0 p9 y
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 & k8 J) m& }' y, h3 W2 ^' e
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . r% M: _0 i9 b4 ]$ I8 B9 J; jWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . C& e# _2 Q" u$ D( M3 }+ ^With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " l" V' I- N$ D* a, t; W( CWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 g; _$ I2 a" P Y. r0 D/ K0 E0 ^1 T0 ~5 k/ i# i4 O
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 : l. n9 m6 U' ^% l4 g
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 n5 z! J. d/ w) W6 C# M7 _
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! x1 D, k0 T! ?- N, n6 }" o
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6 Y/ u! r; L9 a6 r ( j& T$ G8 F" @* c* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 : J( i3 G' U- y9 o w3 {
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 D, S. V8 }4 i. Z5 ^Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 7 Q1 }4 p# Q/ A+ T: k
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 % g5 h- P1 z" x' Y8 U; d ! t' X8 P" H1 b) y - X* G7 ~0 U7 u2 K J # z- k6 b, T% v: S! t$ `* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , h; Z5 A% d& T2 y5 PHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 d4 r9 V% K0 X
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 B; `$ l1 F3 C+ k: L% b7 o
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: U( C5 t( e! G, [* POSITIONS 姿勢 " {, G' l3 A- `" c$ c8 }4 V% jdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' s3 m2 Z7 ]" G6 C$ [$ o69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , D8 M* [: x- P0 \: o
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 3 L4 D$ h. u9 }, G
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : C2 b3 O/ f# P1 T, h% j4 o4 Z
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & t; v2 }' k$ j; s; ]& C% C F6 K! }# I6 P6 e `
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Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 E1 m. V# }$ n F& C6 O ( n6 G1 V8 y0 G2 ^& N; j 4 m! D. B7 i# Y( u0 u4 R R; \# E) C8 f5 q; |7 A1 }! O* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ' k( Y( @3 v/ s2 r. q; T
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % E2 {4 D8 g) w$ A& q
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ! [3 W, M$ P$ U$ X9 w5 b$ b
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) y# V, Z; H2 ^6 L
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! Y8 K7 ?" r8 M' ^
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 X1 q7 R) m: Vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 . v7 s/ D+ {& b# k
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : C/ l5 f# w* q( L5 Y6 mfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - F7 C. z3 l0 v# U0 e1 X$ Lover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . q$ N- b6 [3 |" }
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 9 e6 x( B% v5 W( c" s- ^, f% a# Q- h6 l
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , X( K, R$ y! c. q7 b7 T; a8 d
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / i' E+ a. n2 J1 j( } q; bWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
