Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) F) R. x! _/ E) V( B/ g
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 e% O* [* m9 P
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! q% X9 C: w; A# eLook how many calories you can burn: 0 s4 e( B% [0 f, n7 F你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ' h: y3 Q& U/ ? & z r+ A+ M7 { 8 [9 x) Z: U- u5 [( g$ p2 [: \4 i* b! X) P- [3 G0 K
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! r+ x2 p. c9 t4 T" g5 L5 _8 ?: v
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 % X( M# r4 J3 X9 c; B/ | w# L- d
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! `. @' U, H- c1 t: i
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' r# a/ i1 Q T( T8 zWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 h8 l6 ]* x# f o3 Z4 a7 R$ M
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! e5 B4 `8 j) N7 j7 tWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , \8 J" Z+ U) c1 U1 Q# [: V wWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 p" V3 d7 t5 b/ K- [
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & Z% {* a; d0 [/ [2 ]( m+ R
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 + x) [* X' ^% }, _- [2 i& P2 iWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 c* M. X6 P. {
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7 `" \; p# M, v7 L& P U* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ k/ n8 k% G. ^1 B" U( J+ m, S
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 j9 V$ g! a2 Z j) ETrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! e2 I+ ~0 A, z& L
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; i# E# E2 D* h: f$ j
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 - p% o [1 `4 P+ X- L) w2 c4 x! \/ wHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 : T! v2 c* {& w {, e
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 + Y. w+ t; T) f
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 + d. {7 A, V, r9 j* r) [Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 e3 X3 g$ Q$ ?: q. m
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 o. B: F* d- f; F9 U6 I + |1 d6 ^+ T" ` . T S* i) h2 e" d9 H! Y/ ?
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , B1 p E9 G, @$ P( k2 o' F4 _: eJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / ^9 }7 u8 T4 K# _2 a% P' u( KExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( o9 H) A4 Q- h# x0 o5 ~
& h6 C+ l: F% f! w % q( b% p; Q. ^- M4 V* Z9 X 0 {8 y* [3 [4 P4 ] l4 N* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . f; I3 d+ C, f/ MBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' L# Y, `+ r0 c, o* @8 p6 E
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / `% H" g9 @, Y' u& f
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 P% E" P2 W7 D6 p8 h
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 - M0 \+ S4 ]% g4 P9 K/ Nfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % h# n5 Q, N' b) _# |8 |
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 r/ P) P! C$ C* A+ {; o- K1 w4 A% V0 r7 ~
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . k' g2 O9 A; vBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 ^: M% L% Y, q c/ a" v2 E8 |
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
