Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % M" B2 t7 q6 z' P' G; V8 k! G
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ]3 Y( p4 E& y# w- H6 ]; G& V
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) A" |4 h. M H. \9 C5 B0 oLook how many calories you can burn: + @: H+ x- f9 {4 A4 \; O4 q你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 6 H7 O) I& w9 Y: ~ L5 f- @; Y1 N6 B- q, C$ ^+ a* R
* r: b) M' C& @* t& A1 h1 ` 6 w: y3 B9 S; p9 M7 }1 x* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + X" s- {; h* E! H, c: b" LWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + I7 X [* W& b
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0 y5 z& n! t4 [" }$ u2 x5 |' X! [; j 0 d/ n1 l% ] `' d- @9 } + k' z6 ^% {7 G/ U' V 7 u1 J9 b5 T7 P1 R* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 $ r' }7 r( n; b
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 p; A- H) O) vWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . O {. H8 i% R1 p8 W+ o
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # {8 C2 {7 p: Y" {' H) G; B: uWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % e+ B; v6 ^! X* u5 Q' K
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ' V6 G% b% g" s* }" }
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " w T5 J) u; n' A N) t7 M9 y! S0 OWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , U9 Q+ e# S! ?7 i$ P+ L
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! o& P }/ F+ w! L% b% g- ^* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 * {0 S0 K2 Q& O6 a& WTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / n( h/ E o7 }$ J
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * F# P* V9 L" _ a1 J- H$ ]! UWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; e* |$ U) v: r, w9 b$ \5 v: t9 P- f) O* Y7 ?1 h* E+ I
3 s9 L8 }5 x/ g1 d7 T+ a8 V 6 K6 b5 M9 x+ {8 p+ i* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , L) \$ M. [ [- yHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 : p' ]$ J' }. K* V" K
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 ?8 ?; |% z& D5 {6 E U, H: ^5 g; T a
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . J5 @! j) o: nReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * W. B4 ~% N. A* |
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : H4 z" v) l' ^7 _9 W. y) x* J; s5 \7 L- R
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ! ]* T* w8 Z1 xStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . A6 n" U6 g9 l: {3 F8 \
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( j4 f% w a2 m1 W4 Z6 a
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . w- ?+ ^: h' V, T% V1 L" k
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* F2 O% s+ |/ J ) S8 l% b/ V2 ~1 P8 @* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 8 k* N+ K: D: z9 k; g
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 M! d* o3 U' z/ r" |from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 q( _- O0 |8 Q, |- Z- B
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 $ Y) h/ k- u: V, a. A3 v+ V" z
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 9 D& D4 x1 c B: i4 m
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( _/ m0 H* C! R' ~. L
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 : K# t& H# n" N- W% M 3 C0 {# M- \; `# X; L - O5 H0 Q. _! M8 s
4 \7 b% ]; f/ I+ C+ }7 P' u* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + G% A! Y) _, W% UQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % f u' A. o8 Q! O7 j
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 r/ `9 z D& m+ ?& R
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
