Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; b4 k$ q- H1 D2 Y$ `: P性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 u5 a& \& p* R; C/ y: I4 d % d9 k2 M; S, i9 z& A( P4 J 2 t4 j! Q0 ]( V/ J& W) ?2 E N% L) x4 |+ ], D
Look how many calories you can burn: 0 P3 V: ^ X( ^. ]3 \6 a& B你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 8 A9 E3 N. P/ V3 b+ D2 z8 d( c
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 @- t8 {1 o5 @: X* uWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; E. d; R' x2 g) e: W
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 f* M- L6 ~$ V& G& K. @, u 2 b9 K- u- @3 T* P & Q; f. x' e$ o6 I% S, H" _, u2 J
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 _6 F9 @$ S+ N7 v& N! c% F
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 u6 W4 w2 g5 U5 G3 T4 [( ?; z- v5 x
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ) P- v+ i+ F; ]# _% PWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 N2 O% [( u$ Z( h, R& w) H
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* O' w$ b; G" b* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 ^: M. T& |! ]/ eWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 M4 D7 ~; j3 ~0 [1 BWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 L# V: I& _% k2 d1 g6 z. a
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 s/ J7 {0 l& Y. V5 v( t
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + k; u. K2 {" ~' D: [- w/ c
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 & |+ N% d1 G; w/ ~- o( J
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : {8 }) B& P7 J) l+ }; F+ `( G3 C1 m: J( L( C& A
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ( \6 G: |& K0 e4 |Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ {5 r" b+ ?+ j# Q+ w( {Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / b+ q* n& x5 z: s9 T3 E& O8 C/ \: T 7 A7 Z# q, ]! w* s9 ^5 i @, R/ t# { * l) \5 {; t: h; \; A) n, H/ _9 S/ {3 \
* POSITIONS 姿勢 ( q8 v9 \0 r, C1 E4 O6 B7 c' mdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( j, I B7 S) E( e, f
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 7 S/ r1 [# f% ?& u5 j4 Y7 d8 u
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( Z9 C! n' M6 K' a1 l. \Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : J" T0 a [* \0 i
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & v1 n* M1 S$ y1 {: C' ]5 ]( x0 c% x( k" Q! o
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , X1 a l( I) Q% h" _! M8 Z
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 5 [% Y: {. c+ u- a7 m }
$ D$ f; L. \5 m/ E ( W5 O2 [# ]0 Z 9 T4 Q, Y& k- i* V/ m& O* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 2 W9 |. b7 ~* z5 C& gStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 - t0 G7 Z0 @1 h; vJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; Z( J* T$ G: L2 S' f7 O% pExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) Q! w2 m" j9 F3 w/ w7 p% f; X2 Y
5 ?1 q5 U. g6 h# V) v3 f: |2 d6 I 1 a3 C \1 Y; K, Z* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 & x4 f8 i% V: }6 fBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 f" g8 M$ ` h" T8 ^from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) U3 K- i. l- ?5 B/ C0 B9 vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 6 Y/ {! D: o5 U+ j! @& `% e
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ; c) i3 v! _, P2 U; C
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 }. K' U* W( [1 R# W) D9 x0 {over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 : S% T" s! Y; f2 R+ W: Q
/ C- i' j3 [. w! d( O& A# g; [ 6 o& c! x" C& ?* t0 J9 i- h 4 p1 H% R& _% Y9 P* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ' X& X8 V+ X* x( }Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 D( ^0 V# a5 O/ i( z' `( S1 E/ NBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * f! }) k8 L" V" d
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM