Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 t$ O2 t0 w& s. m% o G性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 9 @+ _4 D' t+ j4 V, M& m
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 N' ~' K/ z8 h$ BWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . z) T7 F/ v }; X2 }8 W% C2 |Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 @( N! |5 H4 b8 g
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % J. m2 n9 g3 \! ^With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 ~. y- L1 }+ p! d" t
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / s/ r3 d4 u- Y: P+ GWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " v$ V R- [6 H9 K
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' Q" Y+ L, F; _9 e6 }3 z- Z- A" X0 y Z1 H) Z- S; R
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . u# x: G# O! n* O# t* ~# t( E
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( J! M$ ^' T2 Q ^/ fWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 - L' w" s1 p7 Y. i6 E# O+ J* b- B' @
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' X, D! h7 w- h* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ( l" ?0 {+ l" U8 g4 qTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 R, u1 m! g7 v2 n0 @& I
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 O8 H8 B/ X: z* \" H3 Q
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 . {/ g3 Q8 N. }! Q% \; W2 V- r
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 G* o" ]+ A; M' s2 f9 Y8 F* BHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) ` S& ~" D& J) E
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 z- Q% |! d1 p6 [" F ' V& I6 J5 b! W ^, } . \/ Q/ P8 g# O% u' x- v, E) N. v- U8 A7 b( x! D/ k0 }$ O
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , X, `& z! ?. E9 u' e9 L69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 l/ f% W! b. S6 O4 u" e5 D69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . N9 o( s/ f4 I% Q cTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : E7 N6 @! l4 j, Y8 \; z
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 , v: z; p r$ d 1 {- R3 ]- j9 X * ?% G/ x8 N5 p; c ! d( E/ F5 v, J! b* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 * S) Q" w7 K- V3 a; S7 n
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 ]2 F2 `6 B( A* m- l
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' o" z" c% T [' u* H* @+ X- k7 ^4 k; f
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( l0 n4 k( e3 C
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 f$ d% \" c1 ~5 |) ZExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 O8 L+ Q7 p v0 Z/ j) r
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J |+ G. |7 m1 N* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . f; X5 J) a O' m3 rBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , U/ o R+ r5 X/ }2 Jfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 l8 E- G8 O$ [& \- P
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 c4 E( r& y& ~: d
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) U0 X& i# M8 l7 w1 b. ~2 _( Bfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 o. M1 m f, t5 C5 ~over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 " |( s/ g2 L) o9 X% `1 B$ j! j
" `1 |3 B9 T( ^1 i* }' o ( H7 g8 f/ [# S% j ; E! `" H, D7 k& c! {( U, M, Z* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ! N' I& S+ z4 P7 U
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 n# E/ a+ r* [6 ABeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / L" p& s6 S# q
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
