Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( u2 V$ G- l' ^. I5 i" m; E性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & x; R3 y% N2 Q% \* z& V
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Look how many calories you can burn: 8 |$ h* Q: F; F3 E7 h! `# H你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # e' W% \7 J$ k E& H: _8 a5 F : e: N$ I6 z0 p % |* m8 K9 Y4 A! S6 ?% B/ Z2 m/ r4 A1 b
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 8 r7 [6 {% b1 l9 U! z4 a! e1 p
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ \3 ]% |- b: R& X
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 @7 E) R* B' U! _ ; f* ~. d, \( h: B! B/ Z 4 p9 l. o8 v$ E0 K4 T% F1 I
+ Y' i# \7 T9 A* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * U# V- d* D4 s" IWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 M7 C" }5 \* T3 P0 E& X5 ]6 FWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; X7 X# i7 H" Y
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 1 V, F0 G( }8 c3 \9 h8 N3 g PWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 r9 _ L# X( ^1 F' [ u& ? 2 O4 i- f7 R' d5 X- c$ B l. ] 1 ^2 F6 b' Q/ V5 @) C7 x
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 # E" q* ~. K& vWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 Q# Z6 l0 m( ~6 Z* jWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + Q; z8 }$ a9 r' Z2 ^- |) b8 [/ Y5 S7 d- Y. D
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 a$ n% z( ]4 ? f$ kTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 ~ }9 O, `' g* F. N1 G2 pTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 8 N. k$ r( V/ E. K; PWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 `" J1 b3 }& r
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 / c3 [, Y( [4 m" r0 k3 X7 BHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 K' q$ \5 a1 s- K( A6 R _& K/ K
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! ~+ X# F) x, F/ h% y) P + W5 f/ ~) {- V/ O # P9 @, g5 u7 V3 z
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ; j- ?/ G" k" \3 y+ r# m; tdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ) d& ?8 B" C9 }+ c. \69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # l2 M1 Q; G* t- t' ^
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 B1 c6 g, {5 E# @( R
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * r+ T$ c8 s' l9 X( \# l3 R
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 2 p' }5 p3 |; y, |% R" z- W5 R
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' \! s; Z0 @5 F$ m- s2 PReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * e; |6 c' E& x" DFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % U! n0 o* _! X' @& U* z9 G/ l, \2 h, J1 g, W% \
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 W; H2 m9 ~8 D$ l8 p
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 \+ O! k4 L8 m* B: h$ q
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 T" U" S$ S v) @ % X8 P0 z1 @/ n# \% s" w0 A2 M , g- q8 u, x0 m. k3 ^' S* _% a; I
& M9 b5 }) L; z: C" Y* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 H6 y2 s* Z" h, BBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 }) Q8 E0 J1 d( y! `; p9 ]from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " @6 p: W; s0 }/ I8 ]1 m
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ( z W. A# G" k2 X( a$ }5 V
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 P8 R/ L y& c2 U/ o; W
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 : A. `$ f7 K7 S8 Y) S& I4 w' cover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 ~+ R) i7 _' D% @% ]) ]5 Y, _' N; d2 Q! o; ?# D1 u
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# ^" O* @ T5 ~* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 5 f5 f3 _2 X& ~/ k0 w3 RQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( w2 f1 \) i: _Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + j8 L# f* w0 ^3 l4 C& h
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
