Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : N o" G/ F$ B+ B7 x' p) i# y性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 J+ c) R, Q* N& n: S3 `1 N* M4 B2 y( u
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/ h% O& R( d1 ?0 l" ]+ S0 bLook how many calories you can burn: * x" E+ X( R( C7 W+ H- K% {你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 3 G6 z8 H8 k$ c" T9 [9 L
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 8 P: j! [. |* p
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( ~" s) n( t2 l
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : b4 B2 E8 X" e5 a6 X4 S4 Y. A) e3 x& V4 t9 m
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& y+ N. [" w5 V% S- f1 A* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) l! K' o" G8 XWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 W( F6 o6 c0 @9 w3 WWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; |) @' ^! a+ O$ w" c9 uWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " H1 w: ?$ q: p3 r% c/ I
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 t3 M" |/ g" l4 K7 S 1 x3 ^1 T3 J; t* j6 Z% [ ; w8 Q' V; v, S' `$ d1 o/ K h' \' ]. ] % ]$ o. v M0 Z! r% R- Q4 c9 B* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 1 L3 t# S% \1 C1 u. }: E2 V9 eWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 E4 _! S1 x1 p6 S. t
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 _4 X$ b* T, {; t/ \* v! X" ^6 u" D& |+ H" p" A6 s
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 E& F' j! L* x6 w3 G8 ~) @" c
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 & L# R# ^2 N) y; i) H% MTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * e& Y6 N& M9 g
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' M" x; A: @. o- j! Q6 C/ N & X4 C* }8 U+ r - o- G, L6 J0 v' p& ^& c- g
, B( p* l+ e5 S. r0 V8 e* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 $ I5 q' a& v7 {3 Y! jHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 J7 i) |& h8 ]2 j3 _0 q& F7 H
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # _$ C" | C0 W' \' \& [8 P
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! `" H' ^% T7 {7 u$ q69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ! a! l9 z3 p/ p3 l
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . M4 i: s/ S! a8 W; n) p( xTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 E; K" I: W$ n$ n" @* V5 W
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 6 X+ s x, H! N y' D) @ " H, i& j' r5 r3 _/ H$ X 6 i2 C5 s- N% p! z# C) p0 W ( S% h5 ?& _7 g3 C, x. ^+ ^* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 & `. C, B$ v6 S; m
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 g/ K( ?) K" S* k4 y
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % E! x% Z7 [- [4 ^9 m ' l+ Y& f7 }; z9 C5 ~7 Q; y% o" m g : ?9 a, |/ @+ w9 |7 L2 z e% D% M3 z" K' C, d8 ^- b# F
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ; x8 L/ u& J3 g* d) J
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; C; M X6 q ]9 F( oExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ; A3 n/ M% g" ^! B/ ]# ~/ l! V( T2 n) _: m3 w
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 K6 l) I# [ P' J" z# \+ fBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ A9 T7 M1 s9 p C! x+ {3 Hfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 j7 [4 ^) E9 Z" s; t; Q \from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 C+ O+ ^( X+ P7 p4 r( p& \; h1 ffrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . Y1 ^3 n K5 `( ^
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ J! |, Q6 s/ _/ `" J% h: C' a
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 3 F, L; {( r9 N, d8 b- e+ O7 P0 s) z6 F! }* N( d
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" V0 B. ~) K- u3 B _* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 " ^9 \4 ~" e" L: [1 G8 f+ a3 s
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 + D' v+ r% _9 j) ^& R1 v# bBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 v, ^8 C0 d: ]7 z( gWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
