Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 s# M' `$ m+ ^( Q. m# a+ u" E
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & t8 c) Z/ B* f& G c6 W( r" H- I % K7 p4 Y. M1 I8 i7 e6 ] 1 o6 a) z; {, K# x. N
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Look how many calories you can burn: G4 ]$ j- B# {) k; u" [你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: % v7 d( ?- f: A# o
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 N `& Z0 {; Q3 n5 b9 ZWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) V& v/ ~/ u7 Q: l4 R5 M$ NWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; N3 z5 F. F- n5 }. j* o7 {3 g/ n( p/ k5 a1 F- W( m
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) Q4 w7 Z2 n+ Z
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 : D V; t1 N6 y6 G* N: p2 J1 ~' @" gWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 [: D( K+ J; i9 f! p( ~/ i+ N
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 m7 A% o" l) ^, K& U. O: `With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ) G- I) b5 R6 z2 I . f5 I" C- L" K% m, k+ S 6 _) b" W1 Z- k; v2 p: b' k0 R
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - ~; o2 q a( hWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , Y6 X D( f, s' _% X1 r' g" q1 H) d3 l. [7 B6 z! N& ~9 F
% @8 O k7 ~+ w6 @/ q1 M; Z% s j2 _, ?, K% j7 @, V5 @* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 }/ g0 b' s1 @' t1 E+ |Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 & A9 o9 N' m/ J+ Y
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , K6 B% G9 l7 c
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 ^- g( i2 X! L$ {& d! l( w7 \" j+ _
) S+ C# J% i( q9 H0 | % l1 ~$ T4 t2 V* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 / `2 J: G6 e) l' CHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * K( r9 v3 I5 J/ d1 N2 V: |% A
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' ^& e4 @1 m0 @/ b4 h
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69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( F2 W2 Q, g4 gTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 8 ^; }, O' k+ n4 X! Q$ RItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 c0 ^! l: U8 k" d7 g- F6 W * M, S8 Y, S' D 3 x$ {( A8 z( f4 R: V4 X' `9 N* z) \. u* ^- Y* H$ g4 q$ o
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 u/ f8 v4 ]) f9 k: V, X+ EReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 L7 _/ H( ]8 h( B# O, ^& o) H! Q
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ( n6 l1 q- g/ X$ |+ _$ ]" {" p1 P7 N4 V Y' v1 k. E
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 - c! b7 n. H, n$ u# K. U; W& e1 D
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , W$ i. ]' o9 k( O& pExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 G. j0 W8 n3 }& A; a " S0 Q3 w0 b9 s3 d" ~4 y/ |& Y * d- P- P4 u- r3 G6 c
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 k+ R& x2 X0 j" ]! W
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 C/ J+ \2 Z& K% u2 H( {from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 g+ I4 b- ]& r2 ^' ~$ M% M
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : j2 i; f6 y8 a: h) pfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 2 M& d- Q! Z6 cover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . J: U# [' R' s7 X. I* o- w
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , A1 z i4 S" X% u! y$ V
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 & ^0 [/ r6 R* C7 l5 q: oWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM