Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # f [( A" N( J1 ~7 Q性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 , u# ]& |0 F2 v" c. A0 z$ ^5 ]9 S. G2 n: ^9 y7 m5 y: u
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( H6 a9 t% ^: DWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : A. Z8 V. T) L5 J9 ?* xWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 d2 c% _5 X1 ` 4 \1 U) [# S3 x3 ]8 J# J ( r4 x9 E, U Y& ^/ M3 }9 o7 W# V! W* E; B% _- x
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 + D0 F! P. ]- [+ q" G# B1 b% I
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ H+ }' y" G" t2 W" v3 J9 \
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ q: g' A$ Y2 T* i. r9 _With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! v/ L) t3 ~# y
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' C6 }8 c, }2 ]! o; Q& V7 }3 U ; l$ l, l) n& v, [8 J- W, \ 9 Q0 j; R" o" b3 U8 n0 P8 h1 b# X + B8 Z. v4 X" y( @+ H7 i* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ' U& o6 w6 y/ b% H) D; M0 p2 M+ S
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . W7 D* N- J' Y- hWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 c1 M% l/ j2 e/ K0 g6 I0 j" H9 l( f& O' j0 k! p
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ( T- Z- `% t0 s7 ?, I" ETrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 * ?# u" ]' ]2 S8 Q4 U, @Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 S% Q4 m" w* }6 Y. MWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ! u) D) c9 l! @* c
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 + q8 _# P' g* P+ ?
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 [6 h, {1 I0 M1 Z4 u6 v# y" B. `( }
" ]4 ]# J$ m& }) y / }, |! C. n, }* POSITIONS 姿勢 4 ] W9 {* T2 }, tdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 z z$ X9 \5 p1 R$ u* E69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * L3 t$ W. { v. P$ ?$ ~% @6 D W% ~
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # ]+ I+ |! x1 \6 dTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 k1 E* i3 N0 |$ AItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 4 X% X* d0 H8 q0 ~& @3 g % f2 G8 g# |1 p( a6 m " U% p( @+ I. Q; b ! A, Y' @+ w! y: a* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 * @- Z/ L9 _1 w0 U+ B! NReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 9 C: f- u9 O! s3 k' ^# ?5 W$ YFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # b' {& k* i+ m7 m% @2 }, x( A1 {1 x7 `8 |/ {7 H
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 E; U: ~: f* F$ b/ SJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 R" @( h1 K. h+ s) J; ^
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' G7 @$ t9 y5 J3 l& g6 W" ]
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / X: ^5 h" t6 M3 y& i" F
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * J: `8 v _6 N& g
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 5 l: i0 `2 o7 l4 |7 J5 Wfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . U& _1 Z8 s2 ?( f( R9 w9 vfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 . U1 i. Y: q W* F g, A: I
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) c% F0 Y Y0 T- U* |
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " v$ \) v! ?% h; h
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3 t8 X8 q/ l! {9 \. O& W" i' B
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
