Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / U7 B" B) A. B1 G! B. H2 x
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ C% p, m! S( c2 S8 F- W 7 u2 e; D# h' H, ?( U4 x 1 h9 ]- e& V5 o8 W2 C$ t- u
9 r' P- ~' Q* j B. bLook how many calories you can burn: & k! U- x+ B4 }% |$ |你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 3 n. `) r) G/ ?& [7 N * D: l2 B v/ n0 m- q1 b. f& z M 9 N, a* I }, k/ w, ^1 @3 `; E& `2 `. S! M+ P: x( T" l
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 0 u0 p7 D4 R- h
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " g/ c; a2 C, l! J. Z0 j, A1 ZWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & t- R+ H% g9 |- U" h 4 Z6 C! w7 F& D, u: g2 ]' { 6 O5 o4 D9 E# M6 A. z7 }
4 N ]4 y' s9 D# u) N* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 & R0 ?/ l+ B, j6 G4 E% m. DWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 I# @" B' ]8 \$ ^3 l. \
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / b* E0 O. b ]5 w' |- W2 F
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 @8 Q# D$ H$ ]3 N
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * X( H8 ]0 e1 U) { a$ ~
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 - G6 I/ i$ A j. ?4 O! J/ b" E7 HWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # ]0 Z% v) U+ a* D
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 v- ^! o" S2 P9 @, |
% ^* K4 ~ `# }9 y$ E 1 _ |7 C6 g9 @/ e 8 n& ]) X: _1 a( G& r6 u1 @+ `9 F* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 " l6 I' e" [0 y0 L4 A# h: k
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . Q' Y6 @$ ~6 N
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 U* h2 T# \1 E2 G$ d% A
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , a/ b/ |5 u0 a9 T. ~, ~4 m 2 M5 `& i4 a J) Y7 u4 r" [ 1 C( y; ?, I3 O2 b+ X( |
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 d% x! I( x) x7 S. F. l
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " p) e% |8 m+ M" e$ o
5 V/ t& t9 p" g3 u, L, k , W! X& [" g$ f( B% s8 o; E. n 0 M* S p0 p/ {; f/ P* POSITIONS 姿勢 ( V" Z, Y/ L9 Z7 D3 a$ O" w" Adaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' m" Q% R+ B, P6 p8 \. J v" j69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 V! o8 Y8 `" O7 O3 s* A0 X" r: G69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 R2 \; T8 W) v% {; @, [Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + o* n: |5 f# U! NItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 f% n2 z7 G: K' S# x- f) Z- }- k. c) m+ J4 c8 _
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 , Q0 s0 T, e2 K* s1 K5 e6 NReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ! `) ~* \1 ?( ~0 u2 P
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; v/ Y4 ] n( h # p7 O6 i+ k3 T$ f6 J! X % }4 `: Y2 S- h' ?5 M1 P8 y' o& P6 C' ?, Q
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( l' j7 I, d; `4 V2 e# {
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 : K9 j; A( p. t# u4 PExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! P4 ~2 o. K- F, r( R3 [
* h$ J) i+ T/ x & k: }, ?8 y; A, V" h 1 U0 X; U7 a8 r P/ ~* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 N, A4 B# b& x) l% u# T2 V9 KBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 % @/ E( ^ K; E. e* B3 d s5 Ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( u2 M$ N/ j$ A
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 ?( p/ Z; M0 W9 i3 r
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / X- j' S8 ]& x1 r2 o
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 i3 q: T0 [) j( v" Oover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 " |* a8 Z' g ~
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ' X0 k0 I9 o/ }Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % e5 k5 h# A+ o4 u8 g# ~# a( gBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 E- ^0 s4 B- o* A9 k2 C. \
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
