Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 R- U+ d" R) R3 |
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 _: p: r4 q! E" ~
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Look how many calories you can burn: 4 {1 d% \& ?; u% r6 g
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: ; |8 N) M* M) W4 u' `3 E `
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, ]) G! X: C8 K7 L$ _4 _* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 r' O8 E( b) K0 i
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; J% a1 g( m+ f5 x
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 E' Q! I6 z4 O d
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' }$ P" T* e) f
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 t5 }; c3 Z$ N, @3 @6 ]3 s6 g4 `With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 v0 @9 D9 x( P2 |, D
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ( u; o' t+ G& T/ K
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 + p3 s2 e9 p; G3 Z6 O* b / [; J, Y7 I9 O% U6 s6 Z2 p7 v ) B% y, C; H& z) i
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ( l5 L5 w+ ?9 g
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , |! W/ f( U9 h5 X5 S0 wWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 @, _, r9 }, W f- Z
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) ~$ `) z0 J$ g8 H' i
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' n( ?- m( p z# f9 i J
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; W8 a9 E1 b. y; q8 OWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 # X- k' m1 X& _3 z5 w7 F. e9 ~4 X5 X7 W( c1 C
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 9 U. C: J3 G$ U1 M1 h
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * h5 U- O- o9 w" U- n6 D$ EJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 l) v8 g) x5 K% x1 u/ J1 y
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - b3 F; \ j) p
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % V. D( l0 G8 E; J/ a69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + Y. p4 y8 j" F/ jTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - ]! F/ y% Y" u, k$ u0 ^' q
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 {' C7 v* u7 W* a8 e& u7 C+ W! s) y- I; z( u
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 5 S- o3 L# V% QReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # [& `& ]3 E9 |9 y" o% _Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 n) d/ p) c' |* j
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ; @( X1 g Y( ~8 N$ t1 y* ]9 vJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 {& K" H, X7 lExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 # y5 B4 F. C( ]1 j0 m5 Y 9 X! t9 g( k/ c! J6 s8 x" S : l5 p1 H, c% t
" _# _+ z! E3 R8 ]6 }* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : ^3 v% o& ^' j5 q |& lBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; u) f6 O/ [ E4 Z" H
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 a) E3 M! E1 U* Jfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + u* f U8 E' E' Kfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & ]/ F3 a# V6 Z. B2 E& Q' `from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 / X1 s6 r/ m" X
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - l& t4 U' S, o6 r
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 G7 g! W: ]9 o+ r: i* `Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ; @4 Z! H, T2 P$ u* ` @
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM