Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 h/ X5 Y5 c1 B( g* v: y
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 D& m& E: `/ L% U5 @$ ^# D% i" z& L% x
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# |/ \4 ]: x0 g$ _9 A) ELook how many calories you can burn: 4 ?/ k/ @: C% g% K" F0 m5 ^8 h& t你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 8 \5 \; J$ E& N# F; Y/ @2 P: ?* O) G0 q" e
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , J. b5 D3 T5 [. W6 Q" M, ~9 x& Z
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & z# A5 S C) N& |" u
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 $ I) k# } P/ ]; NWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 - o3 J! h7 X! [+ j
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # x/ m+ n U0 e! b$ X
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : t- b) t0 U k# `- u) KWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / B% I' v- x- w9 i+ y 4 Q; S* m1 i6 G# n- H7 ` ! {$ W/ _" S7 s+ f6 j " ?! M! O' |, @- l; \! x4 Z* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 \* d- z" n. W2 e/ ^4 B
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ' l& i' O+ s: k0 I8 ~; k
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 {. ?) J$ @' E6 N
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 M/ C- b1 h4 n. S' l' xTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 c, A7 Z7 {: |$ K
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 6 m9 y& u" ?$ z, K5 e; \$ z
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 # l4 g3 P0 T7 y6 Z1 h F) m9 ~# W; F. _1 f) w
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 S/ i2 `" ?5 j0 tJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ ^( L; c1 k' h( d9 n9 q3 b9 P, w/ |! k- J
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 W7 c, } G' Y; U( j9 ?, ]" F69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 X _; u' q; M" H, N: k! w8 O69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 E+ w" l4 ^& E+ z3 o9 V5 c6 mTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 , L! `/ s; s$ }6 T" n% N
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 d& O* L( ]: I# w4 T+ K- @& u9 U* C- Q$ e
5 w7 Y! ], W( Z . N+ N/ F+ S0 M9 m& G* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " }! M& k* S3 f% Y9 b) mReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; B9 I8 B7 T/ s% WFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 5 A A( R% \0 c
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- r6 K8 t) H( k% n; m* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 5 D. o" E/ k) f6 ^) |4 n7 [Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( G6 y+ {: R" w
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 3 L, p$ l$ L& o: P( g" l" K$ P, t8 pExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 " z' H+ b/ r- ]: n% C* C
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ D- a, O# b+ I& _: Hfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 u6 d, x6 o9 Y2 Yfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , p7 X* K7 B% i/ H( qfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . p9 S2 x5 U$ T
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 y" o# `: L8 U4 {( v5 m
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 G# C5 ~2 S F3 y D/ q! V P6 v- ~7 _. G- p7 q# @! J
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % U5 f7 b3 g# }% q3 \! r6 H5 {0 v
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 M. U9 T, X( l# R# ]$ h
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
