Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * Z, |1 @# V1 {* S5 O, P5 N性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + Z1 _6 m- _5 ]; g4 c. {
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Look how many calories you can burn: 5 V+ Q5 P4 k" {' j你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 R) ~: f; x- h; m2 K# X3 B $ a! y* V+ [& @9 q% h+ C : z- q9 [3 j, [$ \- y9 M& A5 ]3 {4 V9 A- s+ O
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - i# n- O% M* J1 S* [* ]
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / P) U3 U. U/ v; B. yWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 c4 s' ^& E9 P' Y' }; Z1 v K! T+ h8 i: W2 N% u. u
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 + o" L- ^& X* Z2 Q1 T b
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 v* G a/ `4 ~+ s' Y' qWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : a( F4 s0 v0 [* _ a8 H
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / F+ X. V% W! {4 U, r9 k( K4 B% ]1 W |
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 n2 I* L* o% Y0 `/ j
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 O4 ^0 \7 \) \$ G ? " x+ f3 i* P) B 0 U% s( f, I, V0 r& B! {
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) H$ M2 q8 P U' _Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! Y% T& ]5 {/ W3 M1 X E
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + x2 C6 t! \ C2 h
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * x, p! t! z' |' C# A" x/ w+ y2 m5 u# x1 ]- |0 k7 u
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & }6 q K; q7 n; a! ~
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / x: _ c! e7 r* s+ d3 V- N( @6 e l2 I: V) Q# d" L- m* u
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 3 F _ |& Z3 X( B
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ |) V5 L. I. P+ z% p0 n& X
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 3 t: ^6 M. f( C1 N1 D" V" W
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 |9 D. o: Z* A) YItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 I6 e& R4 E4 _7 H, i6 z2 `8 e 2 |" L/ b, z! `) I1 `: z4 ` 6 w2 W( E Y1 d7 U6 H 3 |5 \' z5 l" }- ]9 Z2 I* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 & s6 k% c. b9 h; A' ] M( D
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + C; R/ @! E) B- v9 a) Q$ v
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 D6 g: K1 v, _/ Q9 h) k* c( m5 x
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 O& e9 M' ^5 V' c6 Q: F- {- \0 l
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 _: f" i7 a" Q Q: |% ]Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 O% y$ z. o, d7 C0 x, `0 m9 N5 g
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: i2 \& G! z' j8 [* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 2 g. w! w! |, g2 ~- {5 N6 I' L) t; mBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # X% ]) Y7 W y& b( Y
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - w7 V/ R4 a. b" _( s& |from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # R7 t, r, M9 |9 `0 g* T# s
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 $ _7 X% L- w2 e. `
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ; w) u! k! `% A; I6 Yover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / _5 A+ R% y' b+ ]( Z
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 + B$ c8 _. N a0 V
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 R6 |2 @2 J# b3 g8 ~* l7 rWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
