Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % Z: v1 h$ I/ Z( q' s
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Look how many calories you can burn: ' ~. \% O" c0 Q! a
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ; H7 W' K8 C9 b% h. @, x5 W. g& K
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2 d& ?# u) r/ x$ j3 w 5 `& O8 ^) {9 v* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , T$ V) x9 d" t' \9 ~, h# r. c
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 & s, |9 B, i% b0 o4 a7 cWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 P; a/ c) M3 B# U* q % T6 c( q Z6 N) p' | * _1 o1 y1 |* [* `7 y2 {0 X' [- r5 O/ x
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) O9 t7 D7 c( v* v- a; M4 `
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * m" c. e }( j1 R
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 m1 h& y0 c6 Z* _With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + x% ?. A" ?: u3 o. JWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 1 ?2 y5 {3 C6 h1 L( H7 ^. h3 t
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 7 d' O }" z" s* }: _+ ^! tTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , m! x/ a1 T1 g l
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * \9 [6 D- R; Y) A4 E0 Q; UWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " U" c( H* X4 i0 q( S
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2 r/ L; G$ e+ }/ ^7 `! p% V* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 $ o; D( l' B: z2 H. f" M0 x$ \4 FHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * \; S4 o+ I7 I, d: N& N
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 b4 i! A; |, V T% k: `/ c- G
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 7 B1 r# E- F; q7 {: }% S# k Edaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 x4 V- ~$ C- T1 D& Z! }69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ N) z0 ?$ V7 y p1 G. N
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . K: N. C( Z& h6 E+ E' f
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 r( y L& k* a( g% xItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 : l, S7 A3 V( l: R# s; z( K# P
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' P% d' o/ @- K1 F4 W4 e* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 # T0 T) e* E8 u, N8 J3 Q JReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 G- w/ d- c/ R: T( ]8 J, G
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # M: @/ G' |/ D, p8 w8 r% U" |! d! _
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 " E( i& t& w/ A3 y% G# YStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . B- t1 i/ {* r* U: [3 O
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 . B+ e O, {8 L7 H% y; U& j
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ f2 U& v/ a- E
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' c; h; S" W$ l1 n# r
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % d7 b) L" p5 L! ~from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 e5 X+ e/ T' x- j* b
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 m+ o }+ Y" K+ T" U$ f
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & W" F( E0 W6 I5 K2 J* k% }over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - n4 P1 Q3 p' G6 J
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- G( v7 S( O" n7 ?! N1 \* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 t( k7 N5 W; P
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 }) v% D7 e( h9 y+ _/ T" b7 `1 NBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) k- [: Q! _" Y* z5 xWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
