Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! c2 J0 p8 h, q$ w; w) q性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ k2 c# U# i- ~8 x+ w" q3 z" s( g; b
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ w N+ `: O- N8 f
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 K( O% s# r8 }8 K$ N
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 % Q; D( M) F: h) N! k( J4 s" o
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 1 D+ Q. s% q C0 h
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * _+ s' H& }$ ?With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 N" G! m2 M7 j# wWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : Y2 I/ R8 S) q4 R; m( _, J
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # y" \3 e: |5 r0 c! n1 E. ?9 \
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 ~; K: X/ k; m$ g
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 1 x: D- d( x( ~' m& j; V* o
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 K9 A- D9 r8 Y% F" Y5 NWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & `7 s& L, Z- m: {1 ] 0 b9 I1 g) V' i+ f: ^& h: M) a) b! C , X5 ?6 b% |/ E
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & ~6 ]- ^ z$ ~! ~. c+ h0 RTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " Z! h( j4 H3 i& FTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 1 z6 \* X1 g: kWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ B! l# ]! R7 E S- D! _/ T6 |9 k ' J5 D+ k0 V- v
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 D7 f- b4 C7 h7 u* d
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ( j& h) I& t% r, S8 f7 X4 d- E6 F 3 H7 a3 A1 h% E$ M( C # b6 `; ~/ f% ]4 F 8 Y& P# \) u! F- {0 |1 }* O8 f* POSITIONS 姿勢 ! d0 z: Q: G% B; h3 @. o% w, b$ k [daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 T7 E3 N& c3 |+ Q/ E69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 N+ R( u& ~! I69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 - X# |! {# s4 B3 nTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 S6 m5 @* d8 oItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! a: d6 e, X3 ] % C0 b" M, Q& F w, t & h1 m! p7 ~- Q2 l' l
+ ]9 |0 ~* \4 C; F* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 5 H" W4 r! B/ h& a. s t% n6 q
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - z* N3 W! l- ~( t" k6 I
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) R9 x0 w: C' u; Q, k
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 A; O! V6 }3 E) ~: e/ l, F" k4 k5 lJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 j: M6 n" \8 |7 O8 nExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * K. R/ D+ Q+ @) t: q! ~6 E 3 Z" v- _, k6 e- ~ # B% z: p) ^9 m4 n
2 j/ E1 H* Q, k8 k: W- Y2 s* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 5 E9 I+ G9 R# [( i" w8 i6 s" V0 X# JBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & C9 P7 x% I+ g) U! H: V# M" |; V
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) J U$ I: D) h% rfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * D% R" q# U0 {( i; R
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 @2 @, _6 ?4 C; D% Cfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 2 ?! b; y4 j8 K: \2 D) C) e0 H
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 9 W" f+ V% s3 t: P6 P) V
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 - O# I8 S2 s& N, f
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # Q' E. J" e2 P5 f, M5 ~ T1 e* N
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
