Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) r: W7 Q! _) r. e8 c5 l
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / F/ `1 u( n5 {! B4 E3 p0 a! V) t' b6 z/ F0 q9 F/ D
7 `, `. v9 }8 ^- h, P $ V6 D9 }4 y% W0 z# |% bLook how many calories you can burn: * C4 K; E) V5 y- E- l* f你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ s2 q/ M) L) T5 d
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # W$ {$ R% Y9 M) WWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 8 |- a6 V9 f% i w
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - L* U3 s& D3 ?. Q+ o( f
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # R1 |4 T* {3 tWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 P/ l+ v' H `, O6 b, l6 {* }
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 2 ~' R; ~. L! b! l) _+ [
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 K c# q! @5 \2 L+ F7 S3 j+ D+ dWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 0 I" ]2 p$ [' K" \* {! I# G% ]7 U$ s2 A
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 m. D" B' B B! r6 v2 W5 dWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 v% c! u" X& e- U6 } % f. R0 f6 ^+ j: ~4 _ & U0 ]9 B) t, V* w, C- |' p/ L, K* Y* F- K& u0 f$ J
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 " [/ G" W% ?* Z9 c# S
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ; {, C* n+ T4 Q; Y) DTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 d( d7 x& ^8 N; r
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 8 R' G5 M1 T. K( @ . a; S. G" g7 w. o } ) @/ ? ^" y. p5 y- \* k( z 5 D7 X8 r% m. t! \; \9 }* F! D$ t* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 i4 V' @; B$ c* `0 i& hHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 ~* O# A4 B0 O. Q- ` n6 t' [Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % y) b) p' Q5 p" h# @' t 9 y8 e! [4 ^3 ~) `- W7 ] 6 c+ |: E5 C4 J) M) W' ?0 C+ \ ( J0 n0 f/ }$ j. T& z, _1 M" G3 }* POSITIONS 姿勢 & q( q. X" k6 S, u8 R' v- `- _daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 3 W! f [ Y4 x9 W69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / i1 T% y! K5 h" {/ x( Q$ m+ k4 ]69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / }1 l$ N+ A" ?/ bTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 b7 `) p: w+ f3 n5 R& g+ b( `
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 T. f% t" h- {& g7 u' E- d( R0 |8 m& d7 ^' X8 d4 t. T
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # b8 ` [( ~5 u; I. N9 Y( L
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ b( q4 m1 N" |& b2 P% T! S8 E7 Q. i- ?
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: J# ^9 ?" h9 m$ o, i+ N% m# P* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - q7 W) ]1 a- z3 `% p$ xStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # _, w! ^2 f4 Y% [/ `8 \
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # {" Y. L" |* H" u# |; `( D
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 / @/ R; M7 Q, ?; w% u1 R ) s: n8 {/ N' B1 E 0 _9 G) ]2 Z* d8 A
" [- m5 W* l5 S1 {* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 / `* ~: ~6 B$ E* H5 q
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 c- n9 }5 h I" q, r: L7 `
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % T) G) w% o$ hfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' L, m: R1 [$ h; [8 V& h. i! efrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & y) s% {! V- O: W$ w1 A9 @' B
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 . o# w( E; G; G4 {8 J1 Uover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & m; W0 |) M- i% T- ]& I& Z ( V8 |3 L7 J5 `6 W% ~ 2 ?: Z! @7 W/ J, O5 u/ y- V! R# ]) f, D$ M/ l( }! D# t" o4 f. G
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 M+ ^$ m5 a- U' h* P- }Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( z5 z/ u t! i' e, Z* \% _With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
