Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 z; l9 ]7 C5 J9 T/ e6 f5 A
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! w7 A" {! _9 p
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Look how many calories you can burn: " o9 B/ v% a+ @# p# _$ |" F7 p你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: ; C1 C k# o4 d* V- h6 S
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # |9 P7 o3 |/ V* q9 b/ _" u9 hWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * z+ d9 F( \( M5 c( l2 b% OWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ' _! w- M# E- }2 }7 O& C5 q - L7 c4 V8 I9 C l' l4 U 2 K2 }% u3 p( D: w8 x- {
& H* T H9 D# ~. B$ l; F% n* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 l- z3 i. a- @1 V) `. d ]
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ; z+ {9 ~+ F1 o$ B8 SWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ( s5 j; L2 C4 r8 T6 Y: @" g1 A/ hWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 n' w/ j9 G* ^# CWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 1 J0 |4 s8 ?% Z3 \ Y/ } 1 m3 t8 A9 W1 Q9 p# x% u % Q+ R* I: K. d& D0 g2 S
4 s5 i6 E+ M# D3 Q* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . p6 N5 ~' s2 N4 C( R% G( [& ^With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " n" h* J# ]1 L e% \, @% K1 }# A
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 j+ l5 m- A8 f. l2 h / g( Z! z* r- }/ W. v , _. x( K3 U: ]$ G5 E6 B2 D/ F; R" m9 ^3 i
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ( F: j- i% ]5 t! F! J
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 p5 {& Z' {& g5 w c/ @* h7 t
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 . Q0 c" [, V& V% R$ Q4 B3 c2 w, K ) v/ }) h8 x8 V0 I 0 M5 L2 Q1 z3 `, w; {
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( I& b2 B8 X+ |( ^6 v4 ~# e/ Y
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' y, @* Z: f; `* I5 T" A" p( {
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ p! U# @) p$ w* B U
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 5 M3 o3 }0 `1 G# d0 g# F) [
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 - N! E# l' s5 n* UTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - T( t+ ^ j4 u) |
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * e( U& O" h1 Q( s
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ; D% b3 W6 Q( _9 wReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 & f9 _; @( ?) C9 `/ r2 q
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 G B4 ]. Q" L5 D7 }6 Q 2 @* j& l& g1 o+ n( g4 G+ b8 E; H; Z 4 ^" W: T7 p" o" a3 H
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 1 L1 b3 _' v/ Q' z3 u6 B' XStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 2 ~, n9 x9 |$ }6 f% g( z
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / Y; x" S( W; Z; ^7 b: h
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 Z) y- i. q! O' s # h* u* j4 u* `8 d: X: J; @ / N: s' @+ L" B; S% L9 n
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( L6 O4 b& [1 X( m; c' Sfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , y- u+ v( |9 g2 i( v' H7 Kfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # K6 I6 N7 m G3 h$ D2 ?from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 S; C) r) X6 L2 P
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 U5 V4 a' \2 [& ~* D6 L. Eover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; d* A' x5 z2 S, e
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 w/ f' H2 l8 F% e3 i( K3 n% ^
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' ?/ x% E4 C) T S% F
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM