Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 w# F8 k& e* S* k& J9 d! Y/ i6 x性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( `8 X/ D( h5 A$ c2 m4 \: B+ u' Q. H: i9 ^4 l( @
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+ R/ U" F' r% N. u: q0 O* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . c$ c G* \( B$ S* C6 U- }9 sWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 W7 j( E. s+ c# \
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 b6 U0 Y) h. r 3 T6 W% P4 s7 F5 P' q; Z+ N 2 o1 i0 }; {, u" F7 u9 D" H 0 @7 A7 a P/ }# A- [- s7 a* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 , y' m, H* I- c4 E# w; x: PWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 4 J# U" \, E l, R; yWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 n) d f s. v. C' }9 MWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 1 ]9 N0 |; @6 h7 SWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 $ M0 M; N2 y+ k/ R6 L: v7 }0 B7 B; ^" ]0 [' s
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6 o2 R2 L! i* @7 X- k8 F7 @* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & E4 w' }* w& I Y. EWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 [7 e* E' x6 J9 P$ Q" J. ^
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 q! z: g, l- P# {, Q
/ a F: ?- B5 | . R$ f+ \; o0 H / t- d. ~4 l' w% D9 h! ~) K, p5 E* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 : Z/ ~6 W' a- ~- P k3 y! ETrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 M& Y+ u6 i; k5 u: M
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . @2 p5 a+ l# ?& ?3 h+ }
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 Y+ {$ Z( S& x, b* ^0 v3 @) J 7 j ~9 t3 m: Z # t# ]: J% R ~; X& O a/ t0 ^5 X. K$ |) J3 c+ I
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 n7 m+ w2 a9 ?; u! P3 x! nJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / U7 ^" c0 `: x
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; e) g; J, \. p- h% w, t69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 : D/ k" O. C/ v69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + o! {' m( Q) ?+ ?8 s
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 [' i2 x4 x; Y; E
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' J. ^$ q% Z7 b$ |, p
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 o6 I7 ~6 i. M: r* PReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : e+ R) o, v0 R4 A7 r4 `
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 o; q9 b* ^" x
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' l+ Z4 r# H" P$ D4 Z! H 7 } c: H- _6 n8 Q9 D2 L7 V2 E* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 , q5 z, b- p3 \$ x6 DStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 v; k- F0 }2 ~ d. sJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 J5 g+ Y8 j/ f5 ~& vExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 - P! X6 l% \- T6 p) B 5 b; y1 f+ O0 d) J! W1 Y2 V5 V # m. N- g$ I" r- n9 U. W/ S% c% u; v
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 5 B! z" i$ J+ U+ O$ aBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 S7 a* F" Q$ m- }+ v
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) T6 i" u6 D# j; I- k% G; Ofrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 v! k: [0 _$ I
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & k1 S6 ?( u: _
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 , @8 S8 b! P: M6 H; _
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & m( K; M7 E5 u& Z. Q
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 % e3 P0 f" G) k9 v2 S7 MQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ; g# K( S9 V6 k/ c; `' }- RBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / U" P0 y9 n }With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
