Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . \0 O0 [( H( a4 {% K性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ m$ }8 z" P6 }. | / r9 @5 \% R0 f4 o 2 t9 @; E/ D+ N, w
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 3 u9 W; _- H2 y" p+ n: a
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # e" O( X) o& Z2 w% n; q2 i
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . R3 [. a, y& G F
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 {9 q' A8 Z: U `# h" ~9 ^ u
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , y4 H& d4 K7 P( p
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 n0 {' z5 X4 v1 o+ p' `
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 B6 a# |4 G# A' x# Y
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 $ B2 h/ A$ e6 `4 D4 h$ w( b & i, Q# w/ r* }* ~ 6 k3 q# o: s( S# @! M3 H, @
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ( b( w( ~0 d# n) K' [% G
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . f3 B; K& I) T$ _
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 ?8 _) P/ H, \* a" e. |- {' z# y4 T! B Q
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . {4 @8 { R$ P/ {6 ATrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; e5 J' }2 {5 Z0 U+ ]
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , \% u' ]' T3 L6 I+ x5 z- g
/ b q, s4 i: e; i6 P . ~$ V8 G$ K/ Z2 K" ~' a + e' {7 u6 r9 U2 e- U* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ' ?* \0 D& Q+ B o7 Z5 B$ @4 rHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 G( G# j7 s4 E: s$ z
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 f3 E9 \) k/ a5 X
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 6 r6 y! s! k# C# f$ I9 R3 Hdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 ?9 v' n' n+ k( I: r
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " v$ [& L3 Z3 K1 B' G; }8 N" n2 e69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 - m7 `2 H+ P2 M+ y; Q' l) M5 A
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 f: v6 s4 Y5 [- k# ~2 }8 p7 i
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * ]/ g% c9 K$ y$ x- E
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " R9 s" J$ Z- ?" h" y2 d2 V- {Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , s8 x6 Z# f- [9 j ' L6 D0 S9 f2 Q" M' T H! M N7 B, u q: i
: r& |: f/ K; u* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 , w. \2 ]1 ^) p" P& i. _1 GStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 G" x/ [. J5 I8 ]Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 ?- J( m" C2 r- n/ f
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ X: r& x2 ~, s: S+ w) v" P, K3 t; R( i# C4 U
) Q" e( P8 e; L9 J1 i 1 H# X! G" ^, d$ P+ Y* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 9 v, o: P, ?! S2 F1 a3 uBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' f- ?, Y1 G6 ]0 N2 ?from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " n7 f# f5 v$ Lfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + c, W) H U5 cfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ! R& z. k) @) J! E6 ]. J( Xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + l. \: |" o$ N# N3 b3 s) c
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 _4 V6 c) y" C: I; P% `/ N ' v p8 }; U9 u3 _: u& W 1 Y: d t$ B1 v1 i8 o
0 m" {5 n2 l: D2 z* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 " \7 G) a- J; L6 xQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 c6 ^+ b% Y7 PBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + s+ Z; f$ @' F+ r6 M
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
