Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 I- A; @5 D: v$ m& y" k1 @性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : n, A4 |4 C( {9 q9 u( Y! h# G# @2 e. X9 K/ D( n4 Q/ q6 U1 q
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ! V4 w4 V2 W2 {! J( J2 k. B, O ^
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 & O! a# y) G- G# B6 nWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 8 \, \$ p8 [! q6 t) f+ zWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ' u/ M, U; T0 E8 N$ ?' f7 W: X& C8 _, G" d H9 M
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3 K2 _7 j: g! Z5 P% x* S* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 & H4 d, W; A7 N% s5 s
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # ?0 _6 M) t$ r: H. ?7 i1 W: kWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 1 c3 N6 W# s! l+ X1 L8 U# m+ NWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - E# s* `2 s; N
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( Z* C/ {$ Z: d6 C- t4 s5 v
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7 M- O. R( o: W( f s * j. a8 o% I, k% S! W6 m* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , h* L. [- }8 F y+ ]With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 a+ b& t" i3 h- D, K' D1 uWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ; `1 U& B$ z" M: a E4 \* ~0 b
9 W2 m+ P+ V, j/ |# \ ( L1 B4 T8 C2 s K5 [: o; J * L$ ^. }" n1 ?7 W$ e* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' _7 n5 E J" f# M( P8 |Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 * A6 ^' i/ B* c- s# S4 RTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 j2 N* x7 {( a6 @, ^. r- |. y$ e
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 d' Z4 H4 k5 @' _! z# w: |% h$ j6 c, e
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * _. q" E5 j" A9 M' D; p2 dJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 o; \# O/ U8 E# H: e& V
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 + P: `" a3 D' }$ R69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 P" O& J' I% Z# Z
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' l. S( Z9 M! x& Q
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 I- T' o# S( Z* U+ l8 ~& r x9 @Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 G! ~& @8 Y. w& V! v, g
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( n }% w4 o& ?/ z! c% {! C2 N# p/ yFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 x" x* F: p* ^# |' |7 N$ e0 z 0 i1 `: C' ^& @% e. x, n- w+ | : x0 u2 n5 Y2 ], V) \ & J* K! d4 ~3 {' ^* E1 |. Z* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 3 s. W& h4 _2 _4 o5 w) c, c1 _: AStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 6 _" \ N3 w# b6 i" R2 c
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 5 @/ [. x) {& Z4 i% |Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( S& {$ b' }0 j; q
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 " X% X) `; I/ p ~/ _from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / _. r$ T- v, c0 r
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - t |! s. h v2 T5 d" s) h
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 r7 J) O( p4 P. m. ^1 X) ?6 K7 q
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 o' m" A2 @9 }# p" |& V8 F/ I# r4 Cover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / O# ^9 @( d/ B% M7 R* t ) O: `, @) | O+ s 4 |8 A$ T7 w2 q0 {
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 9 P, I; h! i8 ]) }$ f8 Q6 f5 E3 M& iQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 + @/ R7 Z* B. f+ LBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % z% g5 w# ^& `0 \With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
