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- F2 ~) B: Y9 d' g8 }; GLook how many calories you can burn: ( y. E& o- E9 N3 E0 a/ O* t你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： / A" x0 a0 A' J
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) q: s) r3 y3 ]+ r4 ?* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + X: U2 d( h/ C% f; m! Z# ^) y
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( ]9 ~& S2 t4 HWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 r' J# G7 S- g# s0 L. }: t" K J0 ]7 U
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# X. v$ m) |4 }1 B" E* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # f& O& p3 t NWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 V0 h. [, H) h ]& F; e/ BWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 v; h( P/ a9 ]- r
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ( \+ j- X- I( `! s
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 V, C+ T3 e! \* ]+ D
6 U/ C Y# O7 d& j- } 2 P+ e8 ]* x% g6 _ & z& G! a2 P! O. U8 R% K. Y* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ' y1 E! H7 W, m$ u
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - b9 F& I; v. N0 g: ^7 bWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ s. M% _8 G$ r/ }; V" G
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ( p C9 N [( V9 n' P9 X
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) h5 }8 t7 P; `( \# G7 c+ p4 e0 eTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - d; }; R4 ?" d4 Q, O% Z" m3 ZWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 / T# h0 t2 o' y - A' H' h( n5 T; y, | * D5 H8 ?% F% m" X4 \4 k' R
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ) t' ?1 ]0 }" R" J4 @6 HHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 m, C% d% C4 A1 P6 I v6 AJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / w8 ^* `9 L; [. H8 q4 U
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ A$ A1 @; {- {0 ^
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ V p4 X- W& [$ R; j4 o% }$ Q69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 c$ f8 I- h. O/ H3 ^ v Z- g0 Z
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 K8 p4 |/ L5 ]/ O ~& AItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * g. y# l8 I( A* b/ p) [
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # O* P9 ]) R5 E8 j3 gFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 o* U0 {3 b: B" J, {6 v + g1 l* U% v1 Q7 b7 t, ]2 S / U, [( b" c8 @5 O# c5 o; Z% m% H& Q6 B6 Z0 @; p5 l
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 1 p0 }* h7 O4 KStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : N% f2 n1 E& g% o% M, h8 @, q- e
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * u+ h$ G$ O- c+ S7 _ EExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 Q$ _. v) B! t4 [0 _& z
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : Z2 D' D. r3 F/ z. `
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' D* o3 L$ d5 Y& N* U
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' e* d2 {' e3 H" F! J, ufrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 1 G# {6 P3 |, s; P" Q% t. Q* E
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 t2 T0 U; Q; J, I& M @from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ; H; a/ E( F, m- Z, I) H- R& Fover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 8 b* F& g1 m0 g $ |! R& }' t/ F, ] 4 x2 t; e. O6 }" i( I. Y* H
7 O9 v$ y! Y+ P* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 3 W8 \8 s, f) Z% b% R/ j+ eQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 S+ I3 ~3 x$ r
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . g& @7 c2 ^1 x, X7 b; D4 qWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
