Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; q1 |" k# {) Z! s, y
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 [8 R: v2 U) V6 s, @, Q! R
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Look how many calories you can burn: ' `, z4 Q9 a7 h你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 0 H5 O) W" @" P
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # g1 |: h9 F% \. s9 ~/ c2 w
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' y+ W' Z$ G5 L, _9 F6 B+ i( P
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 v( o0 O+ y- m* f; a1 F. N x4 j% ]& T$ e2 ^/ r* B; e5 n) u
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 2 w+ r7 e$ ^3 L* l2 c/ O
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( M! d% c$ B; l+ e1 x# \! \; T: L& ]7 f
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ) @5 s2 I6 y6 i. G6 h! y- C/ ~With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 w$ l5 V1 ?' b! a
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 r- e8 b* e6 r' R
/ S: W1 a# c: z' ]3 q( N C & T: C& D# u) t% T" q' _ ) K) ~# Y" ~ g9 s0 R4 P4 Q* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . E4 [+ ]2 ? h+ h
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ |1 t2 W. ~; s, X: T2 YWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 ^$ S1 x2 n2 d1 a, G1 _ % B3 {/ A8 N( f4 \* ~ - z3 O2 H4 ?. q: {3 R6 N) o# F
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / H3 H7 r5 D( X/ I4 l8 _+ e$ @
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ X7 v1 ?/ o( l) Q1 l7 E
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * d5 c, ^# i3 c- c4 q9 [. [7 c/ c 1 \* i" s, i3 G( d: l) A 4 f) r$ R% |/ E2 D( r7 I6 R& m6 m. E6 l! p0 _# a8 T. e0 G
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 : I! x% v* G& t9 u' h1 VHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 B; l4 p9 U7 X9 _2 `$ r
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' v2 Z- a1 Q+ H' o/ Z 6 Z- A/ z. @% g; G 2 U) \- a, j4 T8 k8 K4 }) M$ h
% a. o+ {. {, j$ {- T* POSITIONS 姿勢 9 D/ j' x' ^& K' u& ~1 {6 rdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - h# i8 n) o; t
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 H' Q1 J- c1 M& ~- O69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 W \2 m# M/ F' c/ _' T* J1 A3 jTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 8 \4 |( p1 |% a/ H( n6 x6 T
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 , z7 p8 B+ R6 X/ e7 N- \: p ; o Q# ^( w/ r( D1 x. P9 |, ^ # b1 a* D9 n r* O! x6 w- Z( S( V3 O$ _+ A' t. p. d
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . u( z/ Q" B' m2 t5 D3 w: @Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + {7 b6 b; N8 R: sFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - ?# x+ v0 A& j
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 + W2 x# j, S( Z7 UStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) V4 _* }" o" I8 y
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 G' \" A" M6 E& _5 w
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , Q7 u4 P0 U6 Z8 p+ t8 A $ k9 K( J: F9 L+ [8 e6 D9 k0 y + u/ E8 E/ q* P& \/ S; {. E1 `; b7 i5 e/ v2 F
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 & Q; v& Z* {) }Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * O: ^; B6 M/ A. T8 S
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # {: f' Z% Z0 D! @from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 ~' X$ K# H; } l. ?5 Bfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & h: ~$ S4 C; @) b8 Z wfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + ~5 M* i& e' @5 l$ |over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 f0 a; {2 \1 Y$ ]4 }1 S
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8 j, ^! p, F! S4 W5 L0 V* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * j6 X9 u# b, j" yQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 B8 E5 G: }3 |9 mBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % \8 ~0 s# _: l. S9 kWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
