Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : k2 [9 ? u& m* R0 q
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 A0 d/ t g3 m- |2 Q! I& u$ _+ }
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Look how many calories you can burn: . l: c( g# _* X" ] C0 D# b# u
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ; ~ l# P A0 k/ s0 B6 c * s" i% }9 [4 l * K* T& ^/ @6 W; z, ^& j5 @8 c
( ~& H, H" z. k9 M {- M, e* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ~. E# i. V4 p! q9 C0 q; p8 L% V/ }3 O
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # b1 u) Z& I- ^ N
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . f8 K7 j z a# N0 s! a
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- V( P& C2 \6 ~ E2 v7 r. l* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " u/ C+ i( E" a3 }( u5 m" oWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 Z# ]0 O' N0 E& y" u6 `
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ( {' x0 e2 T8 g9 v6 k0 U8 A; B
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , @4 z" I# k' T9 F# l! O
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! l ^( z, ^' ]9 d 9 n& A$ \/ C" V' ~& n5 @. R) u 8 L# A2 v: z: \; k
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ ~* @6 V. @. m: W: @Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 v/ y/ G& u5 X, [! l8 I ! [; K- `. N3 p# K* Y5 L7 Y; F- G ) T2 o' K6 c9 f' c0 d
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 _2 @, c6 \6 E: r: C; n% z& lTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ O9 q* G; @! P, B, Y# d% U' y) i* ~, ~Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ?1 v/ A7 c b/ e- QWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ A2 s0 y- T1 {" d0 e5 J+ W % \' ^ r5 O: B1 T7 a2 m. I ]# R7 w4 e4 ~5 X% I. r8 ]& L9 W1 G) j4 u7 ~+ N7 @
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , x' ~ w- J+ u+ q- THolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 k; [& R7 i) _5 b, P+ k
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 a. Z1 [+ Z! x. \
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " W U. l+ P& L9 S' w
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 6 A* @6 t! R6 w. T6 d69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ P4 C, d% ]5 |/ `+ v" B
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) T0 `! y* K7 X) eItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 A) M) {7 M) M* W" l1 I
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 & k0 n8 t, Y7 y1 }& d+ G' G
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # _( p; F( A4 b5 b5 K. J0 TFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , `$ Q! W% @( H& z7 E2 j : Y9 Y$ c. m1 j 5 i8 H: d! ~6 n# a5 M5 h
5 }5 q9 h7 a o* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 : V+ r' f( D! F( n9 G, B4 n; JStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 + z( {* V! o0 k$ z$ R& H8 k. X u8 QJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , z, w" ^7 u L Z2 Q% w2 ]Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % H' ^; ]$ F5 H5 i7 s+ ]+ U& u* t
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # j) A1 t( ~2 p. \7 \; i, [, S
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 x0 h: y) |+ m' S/ M9 K
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ; v! M, I+ P% S
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 . W! I* H, c: j# L
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) |* E4 G) L9 ]; \) r1 z
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # ~" o+ {( s& a T9 i
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 U* T2 x* u% L+ ~( ^" g- q , A4 F/ m6 p3 t 9 e+ s i- y( ]3 R; p7 Q7 \9 L# P1 \# ~& `6 g
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 9 l) D8 T5 f4 T6 o w
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 i6 H5 n* C. ]4 C7 v" vBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . ]( \" u! l+ QWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
