Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # P3 f/ q4 c$ f2 B, K
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( u4 x7 }$ D w* i/ `1 ]3 n6 e& _" f: v* W1 F" U7 E+ ?
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9 p: z0 f$ x5 HLook how many calories you can burn: 5 J8 _3 b9 Q o; }# }+ ~你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： W) i L1 ?% N0 d3 } 1 o5 i6 i; E& G0 G , m) d& v7 m# u" a, X) a 5 B+ c4 O$ m4 [* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 9 Q/ |3 L W- Q3 L2 Y3 kWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 % \8 i" i- k; ^: ]% t/ l
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 l9 L( u1 n$ e* x; c" X1 z/ [
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % v0 A8 U, z, `8 o# o- EWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ c- c) l. U; H0 Y% F9 KWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 t B" V3 h$ K' ~# M8 R2 j8 ZWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 O: w! Q( c' o( S
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ]' H( W8 S7 N) R
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 a$ ~7 m( }& g+ `# tWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! W# m ?/ e; g3 V# a z+ ]. T j k: s0 b. v4 k
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 0 ?# c+ C1 | S0 L: XTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 r0 B$ p: ^# T' J# PTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; _0 `3 ], v t2 m" y; Y0 d; RWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - Y# M4 Q- R v7 e: D8 r: K) p " r/ g: H* ]: \5 o4 Y( A " d/ J$ y' v$ x) e' Q4 d8 Z4 h T - O' B6 r$ p! u1 p6 E; }3 s+ P* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 , b: E" C, O: w
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 4 h4 @# N8 t7 ]7 NJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 t3 N' k/ A, ]; {2 Y% _
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 + |% k' j0 ?0 R# X+ S/ A" a2 H; @69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 M* Q0 U' j, S69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) ^/ D+ P3 x; j8 R; ~$ J& VTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : a) J5 B# N0 u; ~1 sItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' A1 ~; C7 G( u( q! m M ! H: P g' U4 u# U5 G$ A - L9 f7 a, e* `; I3 `9 @# v; t- @/ W. _
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 % X+ A6 D4 h/ I% h% C8 y# KFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * N2 ?- W2 V6 o: A% k2 Z + o$ Y0 \; ?( P9 ~; P: n ' c$ R: m \" q. T3 L4 B; @
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 z! x" A7 u# B+ ~1 lStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 ^" b G/ f2 I- w$ b$ `0 UJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) e; V4 \6 w2 ]Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 E' z) j( C; ?8 E0 J4 z+ Y1 p1 z4 T; o6 K
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / ]* r# n; @2 p8 Ofrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / C3 m0 ^, M% P8 w& [' B1 [from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 \7 y E9 z) @from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " i1 l. K% j0 `! W& W: s
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 2 T' ^( g, l0 Z& ^0 n! X. b
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 w4 h0 C% l3 l5 u) k; K2 X
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 `! k% y/ x F! I K" Y- `
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) ^3 z- y2 |0 G4 |5 o2 X0 K9 f( K
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
