Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. + h! w5 \2 h' l$ Z5 ?: \( f性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( @4 t3 [: Y7 G; Q% A+ C
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 - R( u' t2 s( ~4 u3 X. A* _" rWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) X0 I6 a, U8 m1 n, [
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 }. [/ r: k1 p3 o7 O: X. {5 V0 L9 V+ J
7 X" y4 N) u$ c2 d& n 0 v1 W! O: V# ~ g3 | - o6 e7 F" ~" z* O2 T9 W2 `; ]* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 B9 a( G; L9 H% t3 N
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ; g x( D! h8 F0 L9 hWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # P. u. w! x6 a: g9 J& B. D
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , L% I3 G5 e* S% I: GWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 k7 s4 V, \1 \; g4 }
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! q2 ?" i3 L6 T0 v9 q) h6 ]Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 g. D4 T" A& L9 Y
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 a+ E' ]! Q( `5 q3 YTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - K3 _1 M8 u4 ]: e6 t0 n
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 9 K2 ^% u3 Z5 l0 z; i, S ) e6 X0 s' }( g8 ^; h1 W ' l- D S3 O' ?- F: x$ E6 Z$ H" m0 Y$ A% B8 \! F& M
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * \0 c1 T0 ]6 ]4 |- k9 k; { h7 }Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 S+ Q/ ^2 j0 Q. `6 x9 P. i
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 - ^2 g# d# U$ zdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; }! y- u3 E/ z' Q) l
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 : \ e/ a1 o9 H69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + n8 y1 ^; w. N) e+ S PTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' }9 ^0 m9 G) h4 F3 q
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # b8 H# `% r. k
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 & y4 b3 O- `6 LReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 . @% R; C7 N: _) k7 l- QFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 E, s6 t5 `# I+ V# m8 }9 b0 X0 w( m+ v5 R
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 6 G' g6 U" O$ ^* y6 ^0 RJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % T5 D9 V: Y: X' v2 j" }
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 L9 H. U) m0 t/ b! f. b
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 w n# C# X1 m& m: G5 D0 z- @Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # m9 S5 [2 ?% _9 F1 \4 _
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 & g( B7 F8 t z, p& Ufrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % A; x# o& O$ K) G1 A6 N/ y. ifrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 B+ k. V, y4 ]$ J& L8 o
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & e0 V; T5 |8 N! `0 i4 j* iover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 , I; K i" g# m8 j% c3 R+ g
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 # L. V% A; s' s+ i( `$ q' a4 z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3 T e! U' ~" MWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
