Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 Q, o4 D1 m. G4 y性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 9 i0 W3 Z, q) ~3 t4 ~5 W
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Look how many calories you can burn: 9 I& t0 X' g8 N9 N4 u你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ O7 U# k6 G. M# W) ] # V8 S! E8 l! B. ^ * i" h- M, m Q5 O! q
# X( f7 c0 z+ l" F5 s* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 Y: k: \; D! {With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 f( y& p) i+ Q: c# {Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0 W4 A: n7 @/ H! }2 d* q& T* L5 V' o7 a5 ?/ H
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & `$ R+ G9 D/ }0 w9 ?0 nWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 * [) {) c$ \& m6 y5 ] b0 MWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , u. E% f; f! r( n
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 0 j& z! W' C9 r; k/ a0 W3 R/ S1 g4 d
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ; Y8 P- w+ j Z! t5 t u1 I3 kWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 % R% | r L( P4 I0 F/ e9 t* I/ V( m+ C1 Z- m7 @& G
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2 N- o: R& S1 t. R. [* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 - B; m* @; S" gTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ; j1 @' F3 F' z/ q
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . z1 f/ B. ^$ z- SWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + D' L, \7 j1 d1 B& [/ C+ }7 W2 o, Q " R3 W2 { P( ~! h$ X* {8 L 3 L. h3 X0 R( }2 @7 X
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; K% e1 k( ~! G5 S2 O$ ~3 k- e- kJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 C. E8 _$ J7 F, K
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 }9 T& ]# n4 D% J0 P' s69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 5 V7 c; g. y4 @& L
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! V$ n8 S- k8 @ ]" s5 s$ ?' wTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 Q+ R; S. W2 s1 |5 w0 v
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 2 F+ f& v" L/ k/ v3 ^# G8 `
$ o/ B$ C) l$ [& S" H0 C , ~. S7 S" @. J2 A* I+ R: H* P3 p # x! O! J0 a* |, H% g- v- [* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! V# j3 E2 z0 m% ZReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # C9 @. V* X, o# C1 t: O4 KFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - P8 B) O2 x5 R: ^2 }( g 5 U+ p: }4 V. K- F: a' R8 t% O 3 z' i* @3 R, R2 _* Z7 X( L. @' E
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # f6 y% k$ h% P
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * k: C* A! K5 w6 b4 R+ mExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 A4 ?; H: E; n8 n: B8 i) k
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . R, A( s5 ]( D8 n) A5 u
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ @- a I9 k) _* W" B4 C1 i! o( C/ w
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 2 `' T2 B" g, v4 ofrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 + v4 D ]$ ? N5 q6 j4 z6 P
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' S9 O$ o5 J- z& Mover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / L: M$ u6 J+ ^! B& R n 6 Y3 n3 \0 v+ l; {; ~ & H) {" s. z% v' r$ @% ?, v/ [3 J ( |, @0 y5 E! @: R% _4 w* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ; U) H& F3 B" @6 r$ o! j5 }& ~
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! J) h2 P( {8 sBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + T* P& V) H% E/ rWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
