Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 0 {4 m% R% N& }% e$ }
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + B3 L3 b# Q/ q$ O- y+ E
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Look how many calories you can burn: # d8 K- O3 q3 V# w# N你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： q$ ]; J7 y y" o* [
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 L! f! {( P! L* LWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . T8 F5 K U; @" ]
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 F. p" ^4 i+ E! B0 E; f+ V3 ` ! W3 e; n: ~5 W& q% y7 a : F, N, @2 u: F" C: ~! y" ]* M8 H3 k' A, f
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) }3 u5 \5 A. E5 n6 L U' yWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 m; Q6 N( f! F/ I4 vWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ k& s1 S$ {( u0 J3 p, V
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # X, N# w6 z( |; J t2 m
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 g' n0 X* a2 x, D! e* i$ V9 H + v& ~$ ~' |! v: p0 h ]8 e/ q. N$ E- Y0 t5 X6 u
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 + Z5 w" E7 a B# K. q0 s. dWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 U" l6 L% K$ p- b0 S0 ?
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & n4 X" O. k" t x$ s1 i6 G
4 q9 s% @; D. j. e3 J" \ 7 w% V: F- u& g# ]/ ~7 Q 7 n: X& ]0 [/ P: Z5 Q* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 5 ^: R6 g3 V" R6 R9 s1 @* jTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # ~5 Y6 y. k! w! J$ h
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 l: Q/ u2 E. W0 x7 {/ N k' T
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) w2 n1 Q d/ O) `) | 8 U& A& u0 F4 W3 ` * o: M( @4 q5 p( O* K + x. y; A+ J# A( g" G* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 . j( }: r: b7 V, x9 W. f! v
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 J/ ]4 k- q( S9 x$ |
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # Z2 M0 N _" t0 x! c& ^+ A& B $ p/ @8 T% e4 R' D7 {" Z ! a. _5 D4 U; p8 T ) c% W" S f: I0 l: n8 h" \* n* POSITIONS 姿勢 + @9 W. r- q, C( W; v; I6 S9 ydaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / q/ _& ?$ o& r) c' {6 i# |69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; U# H' R+ l6 N; O7 `3 c
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # ?( t% F. T! \# V6 s
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 w. T7 x1 }4 E9 a; f7 N5 cItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' ~+ D& @8 D; t/ J3 S, O& X6 k3 j. q. u/ t j
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; w* w5 b5 b1 {" @& D; n! b. P: f* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 & e9 N% D; _; ]5 Y
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 \$ w3 a& U# @2 X! d/ j
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 c- l! L; j+ g2 l
! }& ^" @6 z. j* U% I! @ 6 a% K% B3 y# M$ q @( q ' W3 o( k* D3 X9 M0 X9 g* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 9 d) W; L: f( C8 tStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ' j6 N8 J/ T2 A r+ v. m1 \$ {Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , O& T {7 H5 F! U3 SExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + T6 d3 \( S! b! | ]. ^* C4 j' x$ ^
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 , ?: F6 [' V; q' r$ ?/ J4 ^/ W5 J0 ?Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * C8 n" P/ T& R! V! h, t6 U! e, x
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 e) E7 X1 K! D- j4 a5 W' N. _3 m, M
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 L6 B3 [ E9 }. X# F) m, `3 t2 n
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . B1 \. X1 t W- J+ G$ C }
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 X( t* z u% E. \over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 : k1 D ?2 F/ b0 `! W& k6 F3 @% @% T, H8 G" b A4 i$ ]0 ]) ~7 _
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1 H* x. t! ~" x6 ^* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 X, w. l$ Y' b8 T; ?2 yQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( ~8 I3 O1 Q1 _2 P4 j& X) F# x4 e$ w5 ~Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ; ~* J* y; x B# r9 u
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
