Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( g0 U$ j# I, b/ s) |性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 \/ y- ~; _# Q; D. l6 s" | 4 t( i: }% i) t! B' \9 i% C7 h% M 4 D- R& v2 r! N5 T& [* I) E
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # w4 L6 Q: J# ?8 D+ U+ H0 H 3 ]# t( n+ l& ]( P4 ^+ K & f. ^4 ?) R6 a" t5 m" E( q
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 E3 D. ?/ n# d1 b1 ]5 SWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . N4 h n9 B3 i; T/ Y6 F
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 r3 _6 z% K5 S/ T1 s; G ) }/ F) E: a! m' V 4 y9 }( L7 {, O # W! V; J$ z- e" C) F* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # V- G# x2 @' T9 EWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 - l* u$ T4 \& v% E, eWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' B. n9 I. ]) `3 |
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - k+ i0 F- S3 ~: sWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 - I0 U$ ~% f4 O
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . w5 }- J, |2 A0 ~& aWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 4 {& r: a) I& D& l: I
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9 n8 F( |" `7 b7 } % V, Q! H$ w2 l k# g* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ( N$ Z1 r& E- j) ~' v5 m& O
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' D" }$ p5 K9 u/ H) a& _2 i( s, ?$ X
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) F! m0 ~' S3 |, ~) |
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : C/ {/ c; A* x' z" \ , O' G. ?; D/ E9 A" g/ B * L9 L0 U+ V* Q) J. O! r1 \9 ?% R: m
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 + C8 o( d$ @# t7 C! o4 V0 |
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 + N1 [, M& r9 a6 K4 I* Y' o& g$ M1 B3 _ |
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ v5 r& N# G- J: n, p4 K) Z5 i69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 f5 A" X) D2 q
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ; N0 s, k3 @% R: ?
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' i) ^* F x% j0 X3 qItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ! K2 C/ c# ?/ A/ e! L/ N6 x( ^! k* y* u& I# E7 ]
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : V8 R5 A3 u0 Y! q. u/ vReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # A$ @7 H( p7 d4 [& D) z3 h
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 f+ V: b8 C; q1 m' y
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ; L* ~2 Z# I( H1 `9 l2 bStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 G( ?! y( {9 g' A' S8 WJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' }* l8 `' k8 N: f Q4 b. k
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 j C4 d8 ~3 e9 p: ]$ ?+ V! d. `; _6 [$ m# J
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ; f( ^/ O% c9 d% |3 t0 v
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 ]: D* C# E) q, d2 ]! u4 P5 b
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 f& n+ I* R4 ]! I9 A- w- m, J: O
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 ?% P. Z- ?8 I- efrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " B& ]4 \# B+ efrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - Z+ R1 G- Y' ]3 Wover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 \1 D' A' X5 l. b* L2 c' Q& m9 V* f4 L
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 " i' S% a/ ]6 `6 o3 I; ]9 y- @' O* HQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( h9 R/ s. K' PBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - g4 L* E7 V4 x3 M3 V& K. F3 RWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
