Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 @' ?/ |9 |' M+ J8 p2 p+ D# s; n
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 h' R& x" J. ~- V* O8 b C$ ^! \" `* f+ S
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Look how many calories you can burn: * R, N. T% t' y5 u$ {# x% t你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ! n, V7 S: a9 C. q$ { / Z" Q0 M, |" s/ a! }$ F) e! l7 |4 G; c) k/ g : {& Z0 E+ i5 ^1 y5 U
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 9 w/ x D, w9 fWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 & u% N) d x# q; D! DWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : N2 P; r# D+ n* \( F" I1 S! z; S8 i' q' @
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 8 C' S* g! l& Y1 a, a/ JWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 [3 `- V9 l0 C% ^/ l, Y
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 h" {7 y6 Z# t2 {: y: yWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 R6 |5 G% O, R3 v+ ^
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 1 n% L) H7 U* N; m4 O
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ) n" X3 m+ _- ~; R
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 + k, O/ h8 t1 X9 v0 K
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 t. A4 y" \% d; s; K2 O
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ( }' A2 z4 F* M1 T7 P8 y
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 y0 Z6 ~0 n; ?& k+ }2 F# IWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * R4 o; a7 e' u7 N7 ]: E [! Z1 {$ `" S' @1 u# P @
( y- ]. l' d# ~ ! D8 s" S) [, ?; w, i* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " i& H$ K0 X& Y; B7 j2 w
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 d* ^! M8 h( `) ?8 O
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 Z. h9 Z+ g; N7 c o 4 }( Z$ ]: i0 @9 S : P3 ^/ \& Y j( M/ H" Q- z( T1 A/ Q$ \
* POSITIONS 姿勢 . B$ G7 z$ I) }7 ?% ?; Q4 rdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 : R! x, y7 ~& `
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 K) l- T0 u: f9 v$ I! n! n69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + p; k: W: ` V |
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 B9 {4 x# X/ ^; pItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % ~! c$ j$ ?. [6 \" n5 o
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 3 c; y8 z" v* {Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 Z8 c/ g: }, ]8 x8 X* n
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8 H( U. V2 o6 e' I* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 : f! h/ y$ G) M' rStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 5 G$ r8 b2 l, r8 } cJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 N; T. n- |2 b w5 y- J; Y& w
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 [ e) H8 v$ n1 `- R
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from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 & n. b& x( G8 F
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + n! J# n" x( t, C `3 b( Kfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ; n: s7 S9 v. J2 d% p
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 H) q0 `2 `+ T+ q' P/ Rover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + u! l, ^$ r% e% \2 ]2 @
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# y, ^9 `3 c7 g! z* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ! H4 Z# t; a" _3 S/ J
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ) u$ | d6 p- B+ E
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # C7 X7 N! n0 u7 s) h2 _
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
