Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 w( q+ \8 @! d/ e* [5 D& l+ O
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 `8 T, J" G- L9 h" S
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Look how many calories you can burn: * s4 l1 G# C* z' a: a
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 6 H( R6 o3 r3 G" \; V6 y
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , b7 t4 I5 h J
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 K7 B& Y! o& b# PWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 6 A0 a; U# E8 G: w6 h1 u: f$ O9 K( w) ^' Q, j9 Q
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% |) _; m; v3 o9 A+ C+ R& o* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 [ ?+ ^ M1 P( A- \$ w- XWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 - }# d. V4 c2 J, O
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ) C7 t: j- s) p+ ?
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' t" e# y& }2 |/ k' {, k l
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' m# }% U' A8 J: \) k4 j' s2 x ) I ] K$ H8 p3 T6 b: c9 f$ h ' ]; K* q0 d. @* Y# x2 }* n8 ^0 J / U' C) T1 E5 V3 Q4 E8 t* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 / P3 T9 x6 z' H" wWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 P, `, _ x7 v L O& d8 ]# j+ J
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 `0 m8 i8 `6 r/ y* N# x _- {
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# N( p3 o& P6 f1 f8 v8 O* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 * b8 O2 n, `: G: J* B' L
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ } C& l* i2 L
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : a4 `8 ~- m- e4 N
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + ^( {7 F9 ~* Z6 }/ E: z; H: f( R2 {5 e9 G. `1 W. y
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D- D' E) c' P* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 _( x6 b; |9 M8 D. ]* Y4 S5 [Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) Y0 m" ?; c. IJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 W9 i& Z8 f8 g" s+ W- _
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 9 P0 S7 r* {6 R: \0 o) h* Y# ?69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' @( z/ k3 R0 C69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 2 m7 h# B3 m0 U, {+ e1 ^Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 D5 w* T' U6 W+ \
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & R d4 l0 [! _( H8 v- Z
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : R- i' z7 V, `- ^
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 x. e$ U0 |% y+ G
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # [% G' i5 w8 K9 F
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ) a& E2 z1 O/ D. AStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 Z7 w! F L3 C# X* W* {" d
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 9 s$ C, v# A% QExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & Q) H* z3 P( I. t% C' R4 l/ @* d/ \& M( _6 B. ?
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 & L0 W: d/ Q% K" [
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 g+ k ?4 N9 \6 n! l, I( A$ l y2 Tfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 T1 `4 M6 A3 g5 j
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 P' k: Y8 K" G4 Zfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 C9 R# r. Y. Y2 w: ?- Ufrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 , S( l7 k3 d$ O- V
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & R) Z9 L N' Q2 s* i( \1 l
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ! f5 I3 i0 J% K" yQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( d% j, J3 E7 F1 V8 n
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' q' N: g- J" p& s: d; L+ @7 ~
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM