Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 X2 E! X: y) i; l# y性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! D7 w( g! A% m' X# R % B/ D5 ?. r4 ^4 O9 s y 7 j3 E8 D0 K7 u S
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 u7 P Q2 ]% n9 B+ `8 Y `你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: : F2 Q0 x1 o# k7 g2 }: j. S - L9 V7 z& M5 |2 E $ H2 m/ F' G( `0 E
- @% N0 h) a5 A* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 B7 C1 F, |, i& L4 K
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , k+ T: s8 T, _* r: xWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( K; \$ S" ?% M7 g( V
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 9 h+ n2 a8 z0 N# a1 ?$ DWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 % w/ u( ]; W1 K: M5 w5 WWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 z5 g8 [ D* V: w& Z
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - I% S2 }2 I$ v* y8 RWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 h J5 V" Y+ D$ F+ [+ }6 i& c0 F/ w9 G# r4 z& w
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 m0 E. _, r0 b, f7 nWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 g( `4 v3 P8 j3 `- v
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 : o7 x- _1 [! w, [ / g6 _7 [5 Z* Q! R 3 k2 Q6 ]7 s( p8 B! ~% S ! |" K1 G$ ]. S" l+ o% I0 J* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 9 T/ X$ K6 t3 Z3 X7 P( c1 I/ P
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . T( B E6 Z! Y; e: _) Z; R
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " {! ^* n b% u- |' M7 O
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + v1 e: y& B' @/ u- |# Q0 M8 J
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , y( F- i/ a; X/ G" W: V0 {
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! r, d# I, |. W
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , v) |6 |3 A0 f- | @1 i) O) U69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " `2 S( O& H( J69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 3 j0 ]. k1 U# a% ]
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 b! D4 y/ a! M0 y
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + A' i/ V3 W( R/ ~* Z' L; D1 e" u) H: F1 A4 p# K
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 Z8 h7 J+ |9 `) R! ]! jReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 x1 {$ C7 q" z- P, @8 B+ {2 j2 x! H- s, ]Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / \3 R3 D$ b2 X# a- [4 m
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$ N7 m0 E+ b# m7 U6 p 4 o3 r$ M7 [/ N8 a3 p0 f* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 " c8 V% B4 M* |, A; _' m. rStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! i# a; ^& N# y" \* T* z1 z+ Z
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 `- K& ~4 [- gExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! J' |# \7 {+ }: H$ w* k0 A $ _/ v9 W# S% ?. V( ~ ]' O : Z! m5 U" @/ Q2 S0 ^$ O/ T7 |
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 E1 m; a! Y. W$ i0 [2 W1 e
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 1 V a+ z! Q( M0 n S9 }9 h
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 }5 N$ f- {- ~- I
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % _, L$ g$ `5 c: ^from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 U; D# R% ~6 G t
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # v; O' o1 m4 g5 K+ Hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; r! g# j0 d( G: g7 J2 E8 _) W5 x' ?+ b2 a' r
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! R$ \, W# j6 Z T
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 e N7 j5 r# s) U* w" U I; {
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM