Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 l! l. a* \) y, Y2 q, `: ?性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 B: |! |0 M. t( \8 t
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： + d1 O( v/ o/ y7 a
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 9 E5 w7 y+ t; l7 ?- O# h, XWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " o1 k& Z B4 b( r6 BWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ' k* I) D2 l% c
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1 `( A, r* x5 P' R1 {* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # g: t) Y( M- \' Q2 zWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 2 W) C! W: ]+ M V% o! {
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 + p% b* B- S0 T; X) j( w8 TWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 " s& n( {- V$ m( t; f) A
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( `& |5 y8 c! m* b7 C' o" n% L6 |
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 / C1 W' _+ b: v7 V6 A; Y( Z* jWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 l: }2 @7 I( Z. p- S9 N 3 U* _. a" }$ K7 o 5 m- s( O9 l; V5 u& i% Y7 t) N! g8 ^4 C; m6 x# ~
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 h5 m: f; }/ ~6 v" k+ ^Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 T" `, V5 H R- k s; ?+ [Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 9 q& U$ C, L5 W- d0 d6 S) s
9 m# j1 `. X% F$ P, B# Q5 x : N8 @$ D( }9 b( ^& m2 V3 Z ! N! o3 @2 q' }1 I- x$ t+ h* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 M! ~& v' G9 CHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 V9 ~, ~" A3 d2 R( ]) hJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' M0 h5 c- i+ C; D7 m! A5 S% @ ( ]: i! h9 a& [. l5 C! q/ A7 } X6 O' X 4 O! l* k% V6 c5 i
& `, T: W1 x' J* POSITIONS 姿勢 + Z. d9 r* b' qdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; S' V) d/ }7 P+ L8 n+ Y+ @
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 - F& M% t# J! N( Q1 P! i69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 }! l G9 d' |+ |4 h. C. ^Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 , W: L4 B. G) B
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + ~+ U/ d t, e
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 R: y0 \! P; M4 H: E3 X" ^6 \Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " w l* M! Y2 P; Z7 d+ O. y' m- M1 k# X% k( e
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 4 v& E& H5 z% m# h0 q5 B% P, hStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 & ?7 h8 U4 T/ D+ F
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * d! p8 h& p+ k/ O& O# p3 v: ZExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 0 z% a! h- R; o5 C S- o3 q+ u2 w! q7 h' x7 Q
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 % o7 h3 ^. w7 S2 X2 FBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 d+ v7 a& Z. e/ ~7 a+ ]from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # }# [$ f& M7 D% L% ]9 j( Hfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 o- v0 W) S: p' e0 A$ y v- ]! _. Z
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 7 Q- t$ N6 R# L) P
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 Y/ B3 ]$ ^2 R6 I# \0 p7 c( g
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( L3 G$ O: i f$ l$ H7 _& P
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , Z' y n: w$ KBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ z8 V+ E# N; `$ V* R& P; f& TWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
