Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 }$ h# z$ [6 k) ~( G* I( `+ d
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " Q- b& _/ M$ W" d2 j2 k/ N' C( Y6 v0 e- t6 ]6 k; ]' x
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Look how many calories you can burn: 9 n, ^' v3 q1 Z, f1 i你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： r. ^( k8 {! C0 f; f- F! q" k9 ?: ?0 P: [" C' ?0 V3 s9 K+ |
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 1 z: h0 H1 p. l1 p: C& WWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & q! `' K# e7 `1 f, T. S8 p6 ~; L! Q) ?
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : Y6 ~- u+ e0 G8 h8 V5 EWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 r1 L( H+ l% r [% f+ O1 |7 k
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & d9 o4 w: x- t7 R: tWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 5 h/ }) }- Q M% G/ |0 [
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * E* E* [0 p/ z5 O8 o5 C$ ?% z& Q' E9 y" y5 o
% i$ [7 V2 h* s+ g& `/ b, U6 i) { / }/ t5 r4 ^' n6 t# Y* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & N( T1 x; R2 B* X5 sWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ' T( x. Q3 k. s/ F9 b
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 Q% e* U1 m9 w. C
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 * d$ b0 I0 U, }2 K- S' ?* r
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 * j' m" q! ]/ I" w) @0 Z3 e; A% j
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . A8 @8 J7 a4 w# ^Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 % e4 k2 P k+ u- C2 j+ c' ]7 E2 a # n' f4 R# j2 X. z4 n4 _" V f+ x 3 Z8 t! y- }$ H+ a6 x1 ~4 p: E5 o- t; D% `7 Q, t) B- q0 [
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 # K Y' q" r& m# }4 a% FHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; R3 H0 L; z8 t" i8 m1 d
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * t# l$ [% V' L( U0 J 8 R; R" S% w) {$ V * L3 G+ {; x" f0 c0 h/ u4 _8 c2 S- ^" y( G5 u- a
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / H* m- L. n" ~: t9 u
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + Y5 b( r" z$ v- `/ {69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + v/ |( J* L5 J, d7 o& [ I
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - U" T! g; E( `: vItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + |6 y1 G: K2 K* Z; f2 k' C z$ c% D. c c" f; w
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ; Y- b* }% O0 s0 W @& j
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 w4 M) n" W- i7 lFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * I$ L4 H Q" R% a2 ] m# v u* e' [. G! ? 1 R: m- N( u1 S# { G0 ~
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 b" I; P6 A% f& t5 o6 G2 A
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' @& A) `' m+ o6 f A' e7 w% C# i
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & `6 s# }7 X k1 h- Y
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 7 j( Y6 l e% R9 `* u
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , H5 F7 y& m$ q% ^: t/ [+ Y2 ^0 Gfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % \. ~3 e" X; H4 ?; e1 ~: dfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 1 V. n, v/ m+ k3 H. u* |' Lfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ' R8 q. f7 C; `, M ~
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 w, j% m+ J$ Fover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' h5 ]% Z3 q! h* y. A. g. ?% C- l & V9 E" E A* c( ]/ I 1 ?5 B- h3 Y2 E
+ Y* @2 {' U) ~2 i$ U# t) A* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ! |1 R$ p$ N$ G! f1 L" sQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " y( s- ?0 R7 I0 r% \
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 G/ l4 t4 C5 d# pWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
