Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 8 ~7 ~) D6 r, e- K
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 i" _( _% b# E5 F1 o$ T! K8 p& q
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： * b8 P( Z( M4 q
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; {6 `$ Y2 d; `$ QWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 1 I3 \( j" |: Z! G& u
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 E3 J9 m$ {1 p9 ~$ l+ z& ?2 A ' L% | p0 {; f" v2 j9 J* f! P . l0 p! \" Z0 G 6 c3 T5 R6 e E; a$ m/ T5 [* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : d7 W+ i/ d- s/ p9 jWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 + }9 b( D# n0 f) p$ x- L5 XWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 k4 M6 @9 [. Y' J9 p9 Y g; b
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; ~5 M# D8 ?' `$ v6 IWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 + |, w" r K' D
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % N# y4 B" e" [With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! v+ L7 q7 f7 q/ N9 B$ d6 ?
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 e3 a! x7 y: k1 n" P) f' t; [$ A 8 c/ p! e8 s" [% i+ r, S1 h% v/ M 6 l e- [, |7 C% c 8 _7 p, L& ~& {1 O0 t* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 O; A1 ?+ C2 H. f9 p1 OTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 B9 N8 ~3 k- ^0 C' y
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , U. }2 u3 y+ R8 G& N0 HWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + X1 k8 L9 c2 A3 D$ S0 ^/ P2 ?8 T5 s7 C! t
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : R$ s4 P+ A, J) ^
3 T9 N$ o5 U% v! r2 [* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % J# O+ p3 g0 j" dReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * b' x& E4 O! a# y0 i0 \% f
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , ^, j" S5 E2 O 0 X% ^7 R! H# K$ ~+ n9 V " X, `+ q* B- I* o; z4 W s
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( p A& w- S% s9 k$ {% w4 EJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 + W! v3 s1 M& e% s
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , e. s$ p' `* a( M0 R; u" V' x0 u
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 6 y$ {( ]; K- l! lBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 L/ F6 O8 V$ C6 E4 ] N7 Mfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 : y$ V% Z. t1 c( ^4 X+ k7 {
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ! h7 V- J% k9 O* q* x
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 _0 h2 }* M/ n3 K5 F1 D
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) R1 E. H* t9 G7 Q, K4 qover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; s, J" V5 C1 Q. s P2 ^
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 A$ n7 y% b( V2 j7 ], i! o) JQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 Z! @1 q8 m3 v2 n, k3 V: ^
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * Z* l' F$ q- |6 R# k" I) yWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
