Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( \8 I3 O+ k7 P* R; k) t$ U
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Look how many calories you can burn: 7 u% A- Q2 e: L
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 v5 j, @6 H1 N( B. d& D
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 0 H3 f6 L$ i3 O& G
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # v6 P5 v, ~* J5 \' j
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 e) P1 c* }% c# l& Y- }7 L1 P* R7 S1 Z0 b
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! n4 ~% N |3 i& ?- ?1 {. }
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " h; |9 X9 W) |0 i. \8 T
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : ]$ S8 u! n1 hWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ; D* B0 {- a! C* c( S$ U, c+ E9 k4 |! W- B
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# D9 D8 l( F+ \0 t) e* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 5 A U: d( S5 O3 B) V1 t& MWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . Y3 ]- o& v0 E; z) MWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # J; i6 m/ E; b2 B( m 2 w* b5 Z, `& ] ) s( m5 A. {* M% Y
3 b- u6 k* G i& o: o, }: g* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & V6 X/ i) t+ Q+ A8 z# l* ZTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 }% }% S- v$ P; V# BTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 A! i5 ]3 R2 D1 a1 y
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ~3 v2 W2 `& {& }* y6 P$ h6 D8 g " p% y+ c* a0 C* I4 D 8 p5 H c* R t ; S; X$ `8 P& y E* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ) B! H: Y& D% e: p( e5 k
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 c" J$ K9 _9 b/ pJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 q3 d& \5 ` }& I6 `
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ) @4 O% d; J: V7 \$ D( z- Mdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & N. u3 f. ~5 W" J' Z7 W/ P" ^
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 Z7 ]+ D" }' q* u7 }$ |; M, l
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 0 ]4 X; s. v3 w0 ?+ H& fTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * z% a: W) Y0 x9 w/ tItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * |) n4 f" X2 y& s; {; [: P, w
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 - W/ K" K$ L" M$ n; zReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 q$ [0 k9 ?# E7 x+ z L# H
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 m' }! M) t4 D
3 x+ U- y- H8 M6 L' x% X $ ?8 n+ Y" n" F/ g; ? " {* X. M8 O5 E1 d6 }* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 6 i ]3 D& b" WStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 i7 A1 m- r- q$ j+ D
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 Z. K( o! i, K* k2 l" B. ZExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 t k$ b4 E+ r2 v" {4 B
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 " k% {: p2 x8 t2 m9 o9 F" }
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , R$ Y# d, E* A
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 H- A4 `) r9 i: I, C
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 5 w# f% V/ L$ |) W0 a/ \from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! J% J! s3 b9 I: l+ X `7 r/ zover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 g$ d& g4 ]/ Q& P& O 4 A1 z! s4 g0 ?% { ( O8 }0 n0 l% j. ~ 8 m0 w+ a, i( n& {* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + s9 p& y/ R& {. D- o- zQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 U2 M0 s; B' X: `) M
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 h, X- ^* H3 B; V/ t
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
