Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 h% y/ ^( `5 S1 H. ~3 j j
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ' \. y- ]- `' A; `+ S& [; }9 r: e' N' b/ H ~% \. ]* W: _
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Look how many calories you can burn: 7 n2 Y8 z q0 E/ U/ @* T你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ( x& f0 U" E, ?* I5 u# S8 [7 ]* x
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( _' s0 ^6 ^& s4 L+ m& G8 F 2 t, G9 j9 v+ {9 n- v* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 9 I1 w7 Z% E' RWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 9 g* k6 n2 _% a* r' b5 ?+ P6 {+ ~Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 S5 f( m/ |* D& U
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/ `, z/ Y+ |* H$ b8 Y7 G$ X , W# S. R* _4 z9 x d/ c/ ^; A& ?* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) X# `" D) r- w1 C1 O# B+ \* j" GWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 2 I) V8 ]6 @2 ?* J4 H: nWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " f' T+ A7 o4 \- @& z7 o: }
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! q& t0 t0 R' ]" m5 E6 G% RWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % `" L' K7 W7 t8 b2 b$ v / Y7 g$ y+ K0 k# m, w 9 ~9 N/ x O A2 ] / S/ w# ~+ v( I3 y6 e! Z* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ h( T/ h0 J5 K& m0 xWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % ]! }9 R% }* S* B9 E+ I6 V. M
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 p( f2 {) y+ x0 c5 W 0 h! ], z' [' Y! t : Q8 q- C8 |4 X* H+ x5 N
" R4 b0 z3 A$ R- E3 l* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & @6 A3 P: v- X+ OTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / a# i* u/ s* e5 n7 a/ P
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 F' ]$ V) [5 B0 x9 N j
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 % R; C1 N' I- C9 d% Y& X( x5 W 3 {8 h+ k6 F6 p9 f1 Q9 @ - P1 U I# {/ R6 y# ?% \ # T: T/ {& d# T4 w& ?2 R- W* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 4 ~5 ?- B# ]0 r- c: V+ P
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 + R* H0 j3 X- ]/ zJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & j9 j5 }& _' Y3 E; } ) l) d6 Q3 M5 s) f) V: D* K# I4 q 0 r2 Z' z! p8 } g0 I! u; e
0 S% E* @5 _6 g& ]1 g$ G; a5 S* POSITIONS 姿勢 $ X( t* b# S1 z' A$ l$ _5 X0 ]$ Pdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 C1 ]: o1 h6 K69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # N! x1 B* @5 d9 v" ?
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 % P5 E' A' r' g+ A# L
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! {2 T' Z# B" qItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 , ^# I2 M Z( p* _9 {% M
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' u. D1 x3 Y1 D2 y' m7 L' IReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 ^% S# z& g6 Q: H3 I9 k* e6 y0 N' v! l7 C
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 Z5 c; w) ]9 X* z' x( k/ Q9 S5 G( U8 Y; g
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) R/ u' f0 w, a4 AJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 9 r/ ?! m( l, u- a4 A! wExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 }3 G+ [( ^) B s$ H! x" E/ m 1 x) N" c4 m S 1 ]/ s% D7 I s3 h9 s( c2 F : |* e: O$ o' T* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 2 Q3 r2 \/ J* I9 S. E- V. A
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # Z, W' G% D7 h) |7 z" p/ c. d
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' C: I7 ~8 P8 e3 s* R) R6 @from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + A+ F0 @# c! L
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) j- M! S" X: r' s& e/ q% o. B: @from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 q1 ?% ~) J( i2 E0 V% O
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + s0 D a: Y( H( z2 z 6 L" {" {% g1 p- Z$ T# J h2 r( ]+ ~+ [: h" j' a. L . @' {' L- h9 A, B" s9 r* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 & I; d4 @/ p- u# f$ [6 I5 C3 j# ]
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 + j1 C1 G( ]3 d, D+ FBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' p( S% }; M' P3 w8 I% A6 |* q
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
