Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 T8 q3 X, [" V. v+ X; s& Y, h性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) K* {3 F5 A f# H
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U* H* f* F H# j* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; S) Z+ W3 U4 G0 e3 q. t! h5 `, s
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " Q5 s6 }: H- K* Z6 i; s
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 4 p! r3 S X0 D, p# D% \' ~9 Y6 z
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! Z+ w; Y5 v% }4 M; o/ r
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & i; H1 H4 \( O- i( A: NWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # B: f4 @) E) L; J( i
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " k9 ]* u) E+ E3 O4 G# F# T, N9 z5 K) Y
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 4 {9 P; q2 c. y9 K! t2 BWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 7 s2 a6 S" W( MWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 * H) s% v) Y3 V/ f1 e, j
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. V C# y6 A5 q" z* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 + t9 D+ ?' `' Q8 c0 Q
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 i7 ?0 O6 G8 H6 ^ J9 J
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 i! }* H# g2 l, h$ ?
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " @9 H& M' Y3 K3 J# y7 Q! y & ?; B" p% F9 x3 G- \5 a% K% T 0 q$ O0 @0 a" a# V# n
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; l( u z& k0 N7 nJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / u) F, J( G" E i8 w1 x5 C
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' O) V! ^0 O9 I! V2 a$ ?5 f. U0 K$ t( F, Y69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 z; q& q- J" b" m' g+ V+ L! J7 I* m
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # ]& U: ~* Q0 fTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . I* D' D$ ]7 Y p4 @* B# QItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 g# H* p: l" q 9 Z$ B6 e/ m5 x+ n; I. v- s9 C ! r( g- `! X7 d0 a, X: x+ {2 t/ u, s; R `
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 P( ]) y4 y" l
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 ?' {) L: o8 `$ q, j( p; C+ ~! T4 W/ X
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 # I; l! [( t+ _: V! mStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 2 e5 R% v1 u! }Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 `0 Y. _& R1 Z( z5 ]Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 N. Z- l6 h4 ~/ x2 }4 M
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ j# J6 t7 F& V% Wfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 e& B/ v+ L7 E/ c9 V- I0 y4 ~from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * N$ [9 {/ I& L: Wfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 V* V# z( o f5 e9 s' Sfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 L4 W) v9 r. h, Hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( H6 Y7 Z0 t! `4 _5 L ( M9 l1 ]( ^0 Q/ J' O U5 ]0 N" ] $ p5 y; _- e$ }8 | A' k: i' \8 {
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ! ?" q, j# _8 b8 WQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 # a' @' c% j) ?0 n4 s! e- u4 D
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 G+ R2 ^: f' P9 l# g$ c0 D) yWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
