Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 2 m% O2 _6 b/ T" T5 P0 I性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + [+ N1 ?6 f- V5 o2 @* g4 ~4 S3 U: N6 N' L$ r$ U
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Look how many calories you can burn: ) j* B6 M0 p! Z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： - t' c" R# a* ~
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ) B3 h/ d! X! s$ [6 v. S
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - y$ [' L ~4 S7 l8 o1 \1 T. n
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 * b% B \0 l$ o+ X' U! w2 V- m( p: x
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * `: w, J! T w# w% t7 o+ d s" O' Y8 ^
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 c( M* }$ l/ r" eWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & O ~& W9 R% y& w* F& W
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % J0 n# p# Y6 j- O Y3 ~With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 B7 L$ @2 D8 ]6 W" G ' Q+ s! g$ r; l) ?) N , `3 u2 T5 P# o) s8 J7 w' N+ R. L
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 5 [/ ^2 l# y3 `$ tWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " m: c/ V" j9 a9 _8 I2 lWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 G" O: H- d2 S0 Z# T$ B/ \% G. n; r7 D. @. ^; Z# k
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 - u8 W! L& p" ~6 y! wTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 7 {# q' E$ Y/ Z7 ~' {4 Y# nWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 T C7 C1 l, ~5 E9 U8 }
