Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # M9 T8 e1 _5 J2 u X8 A性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) r" R Q+ k6 u + y5 t* f* w& p* s* ]! e ; |% A3 f' G6 h3 _( S7 B5 c0 i6 m/ c
Look how many calories you can burn: * D: i& N X E# K' [你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 8 @$ {5 G+ @9 f* l( m, H% B
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / p3 m; W3 b+ d9 P3 c* l
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 D1 w, U# C/ ?$ J: q: `4 H
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 / I/ w9 i$ R0 GWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * i; b5 B' Y- Z0 C9 i; iWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 Q. M: h4 W' G
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 ^0 }& z7 B$ ?5 F! m9 r/ B
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' D3 K* R0 z- h. ]6 \8 n; R
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 1 r$ J6 ]) L* d0 Z4 SWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " m! l4 E% ^* k* ]3 V3 Z% hWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 x) l% ]" V" N6 I: P& G- g 2 x _+ X7 a- F; ~2 S$ b! O' n+ l + S1 x+ A$ n- p* i) F7 s
4 ]5 c( O' ]/ O, T9 V5 a) A# E* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 3 e& l4 s/ d9 w% ~( ATrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 9 J1 {" w% z' J
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' w: m Z/ W. W' G, [ WWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ( `! S( S! g! r! [2 s# k
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, x% K5 _" l2 M* _4 j* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 - v% K) M0 N; D, x( OHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & c: }! E; L# d! o$ ^1 k6 W
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 B8 A P# o! \2 ~5 l
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " B) O J8 G+ N( d/ [$ v* H69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 & ?, A$ ], l& |, l! L69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 5 m2 b$ b0 I& t* C/ cTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 v' w; E' E! o' Z+ xItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 - W5 }* V, i) c
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 8 x" C7 _7 {/ t& q6 ~* LReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ y6 V7 q' ^- q$ c- Z0 O( L7 Z
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - w1 y2 Z+ S- t7 {; Y Q- V
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! q7 k9 [. }- [( U; r3 w1 QJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % M5 c( F/ y8 YExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 x9 {( P8 x( m7 |
B) S% [/ q! @& p8 ] ) e5 a# d2 V8 H; z& @- t 6 K# d7 L+ C) p* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 & J* t$ j! W# m. qBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( i2 H4 g1 C2 }& O
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 1 h2 P( Z: Q) k0 d3 i) v" Q
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 6 L* b7 h" \3 s) g! H
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * _8 U: f9 ? f$ K# O: |: ifrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' V/ W/ T* s+ Q' ?over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 2 N; L' k* G: j; e0 `* i9 A$ [
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! \ E9 c- {5 Z- w5 E- ? ) N1 G# j* W- G* P& R4 x* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 % b' \3 `/ `1 u" U& ~, i' MQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ' s, O; q# U5 d- D+ V" T+ x9 i
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( _( Y& c/ z$ T& M1 ]8 q) rWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
