Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) s$ U# B: N1 d# I
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Look how many calories you can burn: ; J+ ]' i2 r# ]. l' s P
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： Y ^$ n& ^+ M% @
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 q; V( x. e9 A! W- dWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " ~8 }0 u; \$ q2 z% {, V
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# }0 Q/ L9 n" e! q/ u* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 l) p. I7 M H/ N ~With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . }# d) D0 U7 D* ^6 i0 j; aWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 k+ T9 |- w2 M' k: o, D6 \9 wWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ( m' ^% T+ l! J! I( yWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . M' B5 ^7 C9 N/ t2 X. A. p
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x5 R7 g- D$ k% J. K: d. Y$ S3 H* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 6 p/ @' u0 R. T+ s. yWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ; p2 [# A6 K# h2 G) aWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 * A8 b( y$ w: R5 ]. F ; E5 c$ p3 k& h0 d7 X: x ; w+ q9 n# J6 x* s/ ]& j% G ( B0 ~0 P& ?# G) [" T% m- Q* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 " V1 r& r+ T0 {& l
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % h }3 l9 F9 G+ Z* l
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 q2 ^" B3 Q' x- ]3 _0 l! \
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 2 E0 M! t5 \ c" Y
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + x" B" ^5 Z0 F8 j% lHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / {! [) M9 M1 _: q" S2 P h
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 3 `5 _" S- b% S
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ w& z0 }( {! L. k( S. }$ R7 K
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 6 X2 Q/ o% z% o* [/ Q; z+ a69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 p8 J( Y# x8 j# t# M
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - o, u' i0 q7 S( q3 S: x' B
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & r+ K: H E9 _7 O
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ; d; ^5 m% t- a$ r; d" ?
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ! u0 r+ B! a1 Q$ w5 ], ^* }Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 p0 J I+ f2 X# H. q
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 $ G$ u2 Y3 t: J2 y; ?9 A& w. Z) K
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) R3 n$ {" B9 j$ e4 _, Q( a& k# l# Z* s- O" p( V; H! |& Y5 S- v( F/ c# J
) \1 |; j! y: Z' A ; I6 c8 H) T* ^5 {4 d3 \* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 |6 _$ \5 U; {: @% QBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + h- b% g; c6 c2 Z* @% j8 Jfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 Y$ e- Y) x6 [
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - h/ C: m% S, ?( a3 j1 x# U! u
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 $ r2 G8 k. v, S# z, ?! X8 ?from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' {- ]! F* ~; O, j$ h/ ?0 }
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . a0 |: G& L, A
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 - Z/ v: ]$ w; Q# o0 T ?5 P- R, {4 tBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - |! @3 i4 |& x# i
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
