Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. / E1 E$ ~ O& x, g; V
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 i; z( S" t3 k5 L! K ! N/ N# Z! ^" c- [ K- s2 z/ K4 P 5 [& J9 f9 t' J) T- r% B p3 e* V3 l0 m6 N/ r3 A) R0 X2 V
Look how many calories you can burn: o0 D9 ^" D; {1 d/ @你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 m: z" E. k& ?9 j* _) U! h- U1 F8 t8 }3 a! x
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' A* o( n8 v+ A$ W* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' f( [+ Z7 ^* ~) d$ Q/ dWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # l- H7 |$ \" w$ a1 E* W
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( M8 _) E7 x, U' |+ J$ E3 e
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # {, s0 e# a# ~6 B8 o! Y& ]With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 8 U$ |& m# C- [% J VWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 Z5 k4 E" a# D! C4 p8 i* d3 D- G y G
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 4 G! }6 {$ F& o) J
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 t$ K% {# V- A9 A8 p% i. q1 X. G
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9 N6 R) R) @1 ^6 y! [ ' f/ v& j9 b7 G& W* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % M5 p* d1 ]+ Z; `$ \: V1 F- q. ^With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # R. s* U# @+ F0 e1 GWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 k( q- t" c$ L7 W& Y 6 U4 _. j8 y0 K/ q% ~ & E' Z3 J0 ], U8 _
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ n# V1 I7 Y. B
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ; I$ ~8 T' i3 w" h! p! p2 bTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 b6 c+ F0 R, L( [
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 c) X) i1 [6 X $ h% @8 G3 B0 o/ @ 5 W; _5 |& M3 Q+ o) D& q
% D' k. u! G! {5 \# z: Y+ o l- g; i7 d* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 3 e- H1 G7 Q8 i# C' u, t
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 j7 d/ C ]0 B% R7 K/ h" ?# z7 ?, q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 i3 Y8 _; L. c& I
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & c6 C3 R% L, A4 A3 v6 J1 c/ B69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " c: g1 T; c `: Z" F69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 p/ q3 a% G+ L5 D& }/ u2 r2 m( f
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 \6 }: Q% \/ v9 v' u+ |6 MItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 A; U$ r( X0 \0 N
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " T8 @( O3 F% v
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * d2 \; n+ O( c4 g
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' y" s; l$ }/ S7 ~# G7 _3 P " C# X7 ^/ J$ I8 f : B5 m! F9 p/ S0 p; k+ d" R' S5 S& J7 S: b4 R: y, H
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 : v8 @4 [# ?2 s
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / R& e2 a4 @7 \' D% \Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # M4 u/ B3 V$ `( w8 B4 _ ^8 l
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 P# r8 A9 T: C- m$ P5 j0 D
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 $ P8 u* A4 B( I6 b# T% Z5 ~) e
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 " p- e9 O; y) E1 P A: }) O$ [from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) e: E: S. C- K) V
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % k5 c. b& m! H( S# T+ t% e
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 h, M% K2 K( X- h* p9 n/ [1 Lfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 V, M( ]6 A, |, I/ Q. r
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! X9 b. \8 @0 I+ B9 j# @/ U( r4 @4 S
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 # o9 `" [6 W4 e) i& R; |8 I- SQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 `5 L7 T, \6 L* ^7 HBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 ~. G v" Q. `0 rWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
