Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 S; K" l( M+ O9 V: d9 D
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 9 o- v, t- Q' i |- H# x) I
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 % n9 X/ H$ O$ Z t* f) f1 oWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " |3 I3 A7 Z* ?1 k- | ^Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 P7 i5 m; p J0 ~/ P6 l 7 ^+ \6 Z1 d, `- {( _1 [ 6 t8 l: k9 r! v3 [, F/ E/ A. _; [/ i1 Q. I1 V/ i
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 `! H* z3 X% u
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 ` }: m# h) B5 OWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 3 T3 g, L J) V4 Z$ `# L
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 V4 t; l/ Z! W* k. g7 F! M6 _
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . x0 t4 U9 M7 i
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! [0 p) a5 @0 {, C7 _) w
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 0 y+ _+ p. \4 [$ h- s% p$ @# g
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 9 P5 e4 R$ P5 NTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) w+ v3 m1 p9 ?Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : S7 K+ r' ~7 b) O5 N1 A
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 U7 \# D1 e3 l9 k5 m+ }( U1 ^ \- ?4 Z3 t: }! k% M! s
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 ~2 G3 u4 y% g: ^Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " q9 H* S' A3 Q& z$ T/ W; D
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 : L0 a4 t! ~" \( [, Z69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 4 I+ \7 @4 j. U3 G$ _/ Y6 \69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' E8 V' E/ S: Y( ^8 nTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 % L4 d8 @# x1 Z
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 c! v$ x& @9 m* I$ ]" g. m; C Y* F" |* A+ \6 L 2 j, L" S2 K* e2 s" E
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ! z" D% E% [" j7 ]; h# ]
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * y: p, j I/ G1 ]% h; u( } ` E" y
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 \' K/ [% l8 X( J" D8 M* u
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , n1 ^ a! r5 {4 f2 p0 K
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 u: @: r1 ?& V0 J* w0 M: e, u* l+ P. S7 d3 a5 Q j( a/ Q7 h" Z/ t0 D
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& L# T4 @4 f: ]' `; d) x8 U* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ( x: A' z9 I& Q- ?Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , z- s- T6 s9 z* p/ Ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) u- ]& P; i9 p/ Hfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 I, I7 j K; v x. y |5 b7 j
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 |' D# b4 J A9 P B2 l1 }- Lfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) y: j- c8 h, W/ M- }" }2 I+ }6 hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 p3 O2 y: s3 ?% u% Q8 U4 ?3 s2 f
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 r0 t' y# ~$ Z# w0 F2 uBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * r8 c- t4 @% p0 D$ b; I w6 y! l
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
