Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % U. ?) e/ \' W8 y1 `性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / R3 ^' ` ]9 Z7 X6 V- p, F C
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Look how many calories you can burn: 1 O( W2 O; ^/ N* C& B4 Y2 y; C8 J
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 B* F- n9 N4 T( M5 Z- n2 K4 |0 ^
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' A1 a, b0 Q" b8 b% X/ ?% y" Z$ R
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 8 g" \- E" A jWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 I6 f% ^3 |/ W6 X/ \1 j8 h1 C1 q $ k$ u1 G8 A) \9 q( p* ]. v/ S8 R ' L+ t% {' t% N1 [! A$ T l) m . L% w4 b, C) T( i* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 4 N+ ?& f+ C4 k( o
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 M2 Z8 X& ]& a1 O$ FWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 m' _0 _0 T4 C6 j2 I3 L# g; ?; Y
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ ~7 S4 c, t# P4 iWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 i( O, @3 D1 j! s; P! Z& w! i/ i2 ]' g' w- {$ Z$ h9 {
[7 ]: b: p9 A3 a2 t- }2 v% [- q# f 3 h3 l# C5 G" ^# X2 S. [. `/ R4 V7 X/ z4 p* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & J5 X1 j6 I) G( Y: k7 ^+ fWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 ]; u3 E& n' t( B! A& f
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / P; O5 Z' D) ^7 q: h; c' _
" v C& A0 f) M! y * `* e3 Y" {& s+ J - y% A0 a- n% ~* l5 O$ ?3 B- G. d, N* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ! m% K2 v' J. v# [4 x1 I9 oTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 s0 ^- r& N2 u% e) q) Y" j2 w y' jTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / E, d: C, N2 _" \5 v- C: _( U
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 D( A& [( C4 E& c S8 i+ z 9 D) c+ z' I5 P3 C 6 y7 |' O' h- u0 Q4 q 8 i. r" {% ^$ e: Z3 n% P* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 # X* Q3 E9 x$ R) n0 x+ t
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % o) x; Z* D+ G! P4 \, \( `
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! M$ A! n& l5 |' @+ [% T6 P $ Y' J1 a3 j, r& W1 q. e6 S2 Y 4 F2 `7 T2 ^6 @0 w, k( u5 t% @; y- ~- ~) q
* POSITIONS 姿勢 ) l# k5 x0 P7 t! R8 V" [" R
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; l" @: s" E% M69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 + \/ ~$ |4 r8 _1 h69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # b D! x. A; d- z" E' V {Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - t2 N$ H" D* ~2 LItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 : I3 g# V/ K4 H1 A
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 , L, Q3 Z# @+ K
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 . l6 O! R" \& Z7 B
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " |7 y6 ?7 e! Q / {& P4 d8 c1 X ' H/ P7 t' \4 e3 q/ ? }8 E8 \$ V5 I- l9 H7 b6 O
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 U: y8 j/ Z& d0 @
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' O+ K5 e) e6 @ }. w, k
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + V- H4 R7 F3 I1 M0 D* D1 e* [4 ~
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 8 C- h5 T7 O( A# H% C
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + Q& Y/ ~ n0 ^+ F
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' b3 h1 @7 M% U: ^) W
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 X. X# n; H6 L) i
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ' n; L4 k X5 x, I- rfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' Z: d, A" O; Z$ \
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # c$ V( r( }. Y6 O' b( b! h9 S F
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 & F% q# m% s' Q6 i; `& yQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 i5 S) a9 r- X) b: E7 w
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 C, L( p3 t& v( i- J, J& v z
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
