Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 2 f% x* _% P3 C% p7 o性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! J) g6 O0 ]6 x6 Z$ ~ $ R9 O8 q. p$ T + S1 |, O! }# ]6 Q$ g$ l1 W5 w/ _5 K) M" i
Look how many calories you can burn: ( G# i( a7 I6 b+ Y" f你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： " M7 F( b7 }; M" r" ~# D2 C9 O; Z+ g. q8 A p
6 t6 j q' A1 Z6 E5 n 1 J. T) g2 ?2 C7 i* H% s* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! h9 L" ]( u1 O; w# O+ l% vWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 t! I4 ^" `) a# m9 T, a; ~8 y0 k1 yWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 / R" Q. L, H; z d! s# g9 x/ O( `' P% `2 p; L* {
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 m* F! c' {" O$ E/ [$ {With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 s- @. _; B, G# y$ e6 {With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; I% [7 K/ c, q- x J
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + X" u3 n. g* `' k1 @" r1 O' rWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , Z' X; S* p/ S: `' S # f/ i; u* v5 P/ k) I 0 G. H5 _' E5 l : S7 }. J1 h8 M0 l& z* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 / e0 o' J2 C% W2 S5 N8 `
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . b: T' ~5 V2 }5 P6 m3 @* L8 i
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & O1 U4 x2 g, v! }+ P& o, F& l: O* d8 v
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 g- @8 R0 y/ Z5 sTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ?/ e! C) ?; {7 r$ g
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; [; z: q/ }% |7 C$ N
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 h: m: h2 N; B; Y * i' M3 J& B# J/ a7 E 6 U% c" K% J0 S' ?
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * e7 G2 e* [, U0 V0 a. dJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 e9 f" }1 H( T4 Q + s1 b9 m: k+ s# g$ ~% O " V$ ]: B" V1 Q6 @* J/ G# T- `. E+ H
( H. u4 s( B6 y! q8 V7 i S* POSITIONS 姿勢 ! l5 o1 u* W; C" Edaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' V: |7 K4 k" _/ y69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ! F! [- G4 m9 D3 p69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 A" O9 X* r: b! |: uTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . ^1 i4 P9 t1 F9 u7 x7 x' T5 \
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 f* z4 R% \* g* C3 B
+ s- l- @ z/ x8 T$ C ; D+ d( x. A1 U* C $ x) y! P. B5 H5 A* @* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 2 X; h" {" N; n* q }0 HReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 % f+ l/ m M2 L: z' B6 `
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 l5 g1 m& @* B& K- s- z+ F
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 + b. P7 l5 g! U4 `' Y( Y+ x: ~% @
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 O) ]2 e B7 B0 u$ V! A
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) l1 y2 o5 N2 y: U2 J# K! o6 g
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . Z! m6 E& e2 e6 h+ f5 l
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # E) i* I; | A( |8 d! K! u
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & Z$ y- e* i* V+ f9 ~from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 Q" ? J L) W, y7 p8 Q9 X' Afrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % l; X$ `5 w0 [from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 6 j" X( s1 l3 y& J
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' k9 `4 q X$ l S3 A+ kover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + n. D. \2 L: Q q $ Y2 g L/ q3 |2 H ; ~5 q7 v( M9 m$ G
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 - S: D0 _6 t3 CQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ) [- Q' v" ~# f2 {' _, }- L0 j9 D BBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ; ?' }- Y% l8 k+ Z3 j
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
