Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : F R4 [1 x3 s4 L4 Z! R$ ~
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 2 y. Z1 ~$ D! l( p' x2 |2 j; S6 `7 _/ ^! L1 m
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Look how many calories you can burn: % p6 x8 \! S* @" o你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： : h! f0 E/ |: C2 R. P$ L0 i( m& f: V5 s/ I5 V, \
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , T. c! V: o) M4 F0 u0 V8 a8 WWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 ^5 x b+ Z9 z$ {( D j# H
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0 N' O* R* N" o- C ]% W0 E % t- H: ]' G8 P! p3 S8 |* t' |; ~ 5 A7 e- O5 o& t; C1 b" d4 J* D/ m2 X) @0 ^1 x }/ R: k) ?6 O; \/ G! O; {4 Q
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 F0 G6 |8 X% BWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) u$ B9 r3 k7 n/ ]* _
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 - I# @# P# o+ hWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % Y. H) S U7 VWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 i% B# ]% w0 G
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , x, B5 k9 L, t- oWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , ^4 N! J- ?3 w; ^9 [7 k5 L7 \ ; X1 O8 R; L6 V! M- t 8 H9 v" n4 g; C$ C
- F2 s1 `. j& ~* |* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 o+ l8 M( i- L+ S7 U [; o, o
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 G5 U! J& d* s- c* D
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ( p, B6 e) I* {2 V& R9 RWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ! q8 K& F. u- w1 F: d0 K( H1 r. X# @, M0 _! L" v8 u( ]2 J
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 - E: I2 U+ H3 g! Z6 `Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . Y: [$ y% X. P: y# B, F+ _; g: s) [% D, f# u' i$ U% `
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ) P7 i; ?5 W# z6 v0 b69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 & j* p; v& p% O6 L8 u h
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . Z# `" c8 R2 `% @& {; C; pTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ; G; j* {* l5 SItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) M# H/ @8 b) p' J% b
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , j M2 u: Y' } J
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % n# G5 s1 I2 |( y& Y9 b U
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Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) Q. T' I" w( l$ Y. @5 G" x/ I9 d
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 P5 x, |/ K$ ]; J8 G
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 # u" O2 V% ]: G; m! S1 a7 D8 `from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) z& w) n2 U) G3 x# X/ w
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 `% J7 u5 r- B. q6 p6 ]8 A
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % d1 \" ^/ {5 U8 ?$ S
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 o7 W p. W# a4 ]% D( Sover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! m" d/ E$ r: u1 m( X# y W
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 # m \5 {& Q& [+ y* a3 z9 d0 T" SQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 3 V; w6 ]1 | Y6 P5 |: U+ C9 d$ WBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / g1 N# | \( `: ]With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
