Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % h3 `! ^+ O. V" O( X& W; w4 X! A性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 . i, K0 H9 s5 Z, t' H( e
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 N0 s, Y* I! n+ m7 qWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 s7 E; m3 b& I2 w8 [/ l2 e" w9 r
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , F8 u; M, `+ }) f( n# l9 P# X: ?) ~
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$ n* e/ \0 H- J: y }3 X: Y* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 5 v7 J6 \& W8 h4 B. U* o+ c iWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 [9 K" G/ k; c5 p/ g; z" U- Y8 @$ fWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , x0 @' Q0 n( A4 @% e* }! R$ U
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 e7 M3 r: ?* h6 z# Z& iWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! l( {7 h, S1 A , i. P1 |4 ^6 X: g3 n6 C 9 a3 }, r! N- n# ?2 a: n2 i% s# {) X2 [' c H. T
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 / ~( `- E/ N5 J8 R# ?0 G: C
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & j1 l6 u- N/ X5 H* f4 h: H) |! @" |' ?Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ' V! ^, z4 ^, ]+ O/ J$ B% | & u. }: r& H- E" E6 v. s3 q+ l9 F$ g, D ! _6 O- A6 [; F- Z
; K, F7 Z5 w1 Y* k- Z- V, J* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ! r$ c0 S G: sTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ _1 d2 Y# f3 [# f8 J/ P
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 6 W2 R0 O9 E( i: c4 `0 G
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 H* [: Y/ W% J& ]$ k1 ] 4 d M6 W1 ?' F! N2 h 3 C8 q& ]+ i! q' R/ s& U ! B% o6 b" T: {6 p* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 0 W0 j& W: ~4 }6 B
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 L" ?7 _- k' o, P) T9 K9 vJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / Y9 ~" x1 P3 f7 l
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 o+ n/ S1 p* G( W9 |3 f69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 P9 U/ O& f4 y& X7 D7 G* W' D
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " v& H- q5 }$ o/ H- ^' BTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 , [7 H7 ?* o5 C' M e+ W& R
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / L! A" A/ \. H! p! l# \2 H9 M. m; {/ [7 B6 C& I. |
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 ]" j% l( z9 tReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : P5 t' }( @, j1 S
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 9 A7 x7 S. [9 n3 x5 D: c; Y5 h& q, g7 j3 m4 E
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 1 j: h/ B) c" }1 RStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . g. e% L, P1 u
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 ~2 j+ O& I% z* T7 C z. B1 n8 ^
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 k' N! L' H2 [ d+ \0 I0 J( c
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 - Q; Q% F, o0 W2 d3 j
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : Q: O' [ R9 n; m4 ~) K
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 9 z$ Y, V2 ^* `2 U" N
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 L0 e8 H, ^5 a' x
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 p1 y& }4 j! j7 h* L
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 q# o, @4 q# v/ u+ l4 m
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' D( E' j7 y" s6 `- L" N8 f 6 K4 Y6 }( p+ o0 N % v4 x$ d v0 d# ]
: d6 ?) _, c/ n% m* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 b8 A# @5 `1 `/ w" l( m# P
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " V5 G1 O$ z A! E
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 {/ G* w& y' V9 l
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
