Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( f6 s0 N8 @- q0 n
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 0 Z+ q: `2 O% d& p
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; f% M- m0 }( A- C% x/ IWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) {: `% C: _+ e
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ) j% a! f4 i8 I3 D# t! o O" v. K: z
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 l" R& [# y/ ?7 j9 X: b/ G hWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & {$ ? [8 a$ F5 c) gWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # W9 X6 r N, w7 aWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , o* `5 x& j+ s5 n/ ~, G7 Z* o
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 g) J2 r( o( Q& X/ n4 Q: j; W& U
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & h8 u# ~# }3 u! nWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 W6 @7 i" M9 D/ B `2 R. i
5 {4 I9 r1 M$ k# t# P3 X! l ' o( P0 h. N! n 3 {( N& u" U. c+ `# ]! q* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & Y. [( e+ O2 N. }8 v, rTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 z- m1 A3 }- pTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + _1 e& u) M2 J
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 M8 A N5 ~) g% C3 @5 Q L 0 K9 F2 y( U) K+ s" q" Q' a& i' \ * g6 [) F# `# K" M1 c # n' b9 n) Z8 j, }0 K* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 $ W1 A! j! r- F2 N9 g+ zHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 i( O1 H5 \5 s; h5 b. z8 B' n. \Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " M4 _ S, `9 S- K" j. G/ K* s/ n+ w# F# l( R, e0 `
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ( Q9 G' t; P. r; qdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' W& {& T1 V' s69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 4 ]" x5 J: h8 V. C1 M! ]69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " ~% y8 t* f. V8 z. X1 [Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 V: Z, }: S, J) T7 f; h# e
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " X ~( S7 p' B7 S& l) U) C$ E5 R6 D$ {: i
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 M' T; j5 \2 C" ]* O% X- L B6 H& l) hReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 2 w; u0 q( O6 ^9 yFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : p3 u; C; e% k9 Z& T2 o6 C 0 v! _# K: S4 U2 t: C. k4 c% H0 t # k0 O: e) F% o3 D" Q
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . [3 i2 P% b* Y3 [! [5 \* @Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 $ d- ^8 u; p% F9 c/ X0 P
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , t$ e& X) n, i) j
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 q2 J$ B8 n m1 \5 ^Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * g" y1 [( ~& E' x
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 3 ~4 C5 V: O( G5 J
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 D! @ w6 g4 n5 }( f
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ! f, k* J& @& ]3 ?3 pfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' Z, n) w8 B7 h9 P4 Y2 Hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 Y5 u; n1 d) i) k* Y5 B
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * C* m9 u' {1 J) Q% F: ~
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 M- q! F9 F! B3 }# h; `* xBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 8 u) j1 o, ^0 `8 AWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
