Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. % ~: g, Y% N z/ w6 L* ~" F- ^) _性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * A, U; H' z% g- x* a
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : R) q9 e H& ?( L
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , I7 `- z6 V2 l' f) G O
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 * Y0 {" a" J) s9 ?5 W9 t; B ) [6 ]1 f. R6 x- P6 X $ p# q' |/ c% Q5 u0 k5 z. W6 Z( L1 Z u; B, f" x
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 y6 ^& C3 A' N5 \
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 4 t% N0 J' P5 q# X0 b, [With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ) z) M' Z& T* U, r+ Z$ [. o: XWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 3 E2 _3 O) {# fWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 v, t/ k6 q2 S$ n: ~' A5 m4 Q7 X7 F
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( ^8 y. Z9 e/ X4 b L* f8 ~
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , L J; m2 o: c+ f, {+ o3 O. O2 r* y
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " x8 ~; X9 E4 Y5 G4 V T/ C6 u+ Y/ Y
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . x2 ?- a3 m* b' F* `
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 i& N- U" F3 C
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " c' h. [' }! p( ]" x7 e
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 H' M+ A# o* w, V4 D
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 B( P% I0 |0 K8 g* t69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' }4 v# ]+ s/ n! l8 C/ G: J' r69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / e; G. x: f/ s& C6 f. C3 u1 LTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' N; @: ?" c5 hItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 . _7 K. ~* Y" c9 ]4 X4 k2 _& n
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - \; L$ W, x2 n5 ?5 ^. D" ZFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / \' E! m( L6 e9 ], Q c' @+ p/ S+ D! |( p6 h
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 $ B" c% Y; d# d& R4 u/ ?. }- GStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 6 o0 L J( u. ]; T7 H/ d" f* |
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 S% ]# d) y1 N j* ^, {7 FExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 / W3 Q5 K% D! u7 ` _# h7 D6 I& V! f H, _+ i8 m
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . p$ L- Q! o- D$ k( r, Q" l$ K) l5 S
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + n9 }& \" S: x0 J& Pfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 j4 u: z% L7 ?3 N/ n$ Y4 K2 zfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 G* V* d# @7 ~from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) }. q* u+ }) x: \# l o; jfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 / k/ C' | B" [5 M
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' g4 h- y; Q% d) U" y! i+ [ " z1 X# N' Z8 \5 q4 ^ 6 P0 F, k" S8 U. J. l p4 i! ~% |
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ _( h/ b. @' ^" h& z9 _
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ; j+ t/ X& v7 P
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - r L2 J+ M2 L- n$ d( P1 I
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM