Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; s4 Z- a8 s- O. ^* x
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ; Q9 O/ w' ?, B. s% R4 m N U$ A+ t' P! D4 A% M 5 g# g, X5 b" D. E- F9 m
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Look how many calories you can burn: 9 I2 [5 q7 _% b$ Z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 w4 m8 I2 s% W2 t' L; M% o
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6 G& d: v$ A0 L" @ * t; Y1 A( ~ w5 ~* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ) g! v5 \& G* O5 g, H& ?9 @! WWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 X3 |0 |# q e7 l$ V& i% W* J8 WWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 6 \! y& p/ H4 a. u4 p+ A ' C% X( t( F8 I8 U; }9 X - y, e+ Z8 S d) S) ~3 }/ C2 g% v/ G3 f7 G5 Y
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " \( C3 F! k* A# I7 t& x1 aWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / S; }: W, d* r! V5 BWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . n1 v$ ~, |9 F" S/ hWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # u" u* C$ O; ^+ d" w% iWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 : t9 r* A% @1 n( L5 ^% L: e) a/ W1 n7 D3 D: b; i; q, `
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 # q' _5 j* Z0 U9 W6 l' cWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 D9 x5 r; P2 ^6 [- D* h" ?6 Z$ lWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " R8 N( ]$ f0 P) }! N
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' m9 ^" o! F* `: a* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . C+ d* E2 y' n8 w8 H8 H( j# uTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 e! d" l s2 z# ITrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 & ~5 B" ?+ v5 G4 ?( y
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " G8 z6 X$ B, _
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Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % A8 E. Q8 z2 i" @- q 9 ?* M8 ?/ d8 W" Z& c; D8 Z8 i ( v" Y$ N" m) S: z" D# _. e' V" {0 l' f: L# m* F
* POSITIONS 姿勢 ) a8 J, s8 \! Ddaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 $ ]7 w( i/ E' e q/ V4 Z( [+ J69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 N$ L/ T0 w& N
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 , p9 P; u" F, E) W
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * }3 u$ L, A- dItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 2 S; p( t! Z1 [) v' j; A# F& K
" Y9 N" |2 g% u. [; i U : w7 ^$ M& r; w S 5 F& D# i( t2 ]9 P2 W* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 8 V9 M' O1 P5 M F# N6 O1 D+ X9 w% MReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ a) V3 _ ~9 m* a+ d' L9 T w
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; K% U) u6 W4 A8 h" Q6 f! W% ?5 Q0 e2 W0 B
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' h- q Y2 r. F( L4 n# g" o* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 7 t7 J! I- Y! O- h0 x- A$ lStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % L- t! k' v3 V; P- Q# TJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; l, j3 j8 A$ w2 n
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . W2 P0 i3 i w9 k+ L- _! ~/ d1 H; _7 h: x9 }5 [( |
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 s0 g% [8 J x1 V
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # G }! w- U. lfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 4 G3 X7 Q$ i. T8 K- n1 W: Kfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 K4 r; Z0 g1 F8 Y5 O8 E. kfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 o7 z' K# w3 i) D8 R4 `over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 8 K c2 x h! o' Q6 H6 H% H. @+ e6 L$ r9 y% E' @( k, l$ F
( [& d$ h/ E$ X, o' S4 T0 m0 M & Z2 H4 m" f8 D+ G* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * { s9 W9 E* z! d% T" ~ O* Y: r4 BQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ; F9 O4 v+ a1 \
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ U5 O5 j; Q8 KWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
