Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # V: k1 I+ J" C) |% A! n/ J性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 # a6 Q. m) D% t' F& {, e% y4 n0 n, v3 Z& R% c
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$ C/ M7 _) k7 r! B. E4 a 8 K. S$ i2 n; P& G* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 / g9 Z* r7 R/ B: U4 ]With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : H3 f4 D4 ~% n$ P) W0 O( g
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 x. q0 \5 H0 i8 h4 o: n ( G1 @3 i2 A" a$ `7 @ 3 u9 w/ ~* I. R& M" c( t9 d
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 g6 f5 {5 p- |: _7 F& ?
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , w4 B! x: f/ }7 ~/ j- eWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 t1 R1 n/ k9 F3 M$ R dWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; {6 S6 O$ ]5 }$ I! M9 H& l' \With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , i0 [% G& G) N0 s" V' y
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 l% z/ O2 ^# t7 l2 pWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 / d6 m3 m9 B$ e2 K% r
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) K: ?" p; ?, }7 l+ A; S
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 , ^2 B5 }5 [1 f7 Y! xTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # n- J+ T& v& n/ h; F
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 7 b2 u3 }& u) J% e: S1 Q) Q7 I9 a
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 O# o, ?5 F( M+ W" u
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7 ?4 W3 C' E' j! Z) Y, Y* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 / h1 i- s) I- X8 N: hHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 q3 p$ \9 p3 b3 @2 ]
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 X. i* U; ^ u/ n4 }4 \4 r
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$ y* R9 t+ i( W) l& k 8 \ p6 K& p0 }8 N5 F' ^* POSITIONS 姿勢 7 u6 v4 a2 D+ H8 u$ Y x5 \daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * J( Y1 }/ @3 |( D$ @6 `6 W4 f
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 5 {! B- h# j! W
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 `- A. y- B; F/ V7 x+ n
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 " j, m Q: P2 \ HItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 : Y3 m$ a9 O' D4 ?( S. T- h
3 M o* y ~7 H" k9 w( B- { ( B. g( |1 W8 c2 K " l/ i8 V3 g; v; D' t* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % j# }* u% D% U6 M; m, FReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * V, M, g6 [( E, ], ]2 u% RFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 & h3 Q- B1 b/ T; i) A" {) c 1 s3 E, I; }& j1 Z3 Q# L 2 M( U, a; p3 |6 o ~# ~. g$ q: |7 v! S' j$ t
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 4 S6 O. B1 c, R" V. pStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ; {- g& y% Y2 R
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , p5 v. S2 ~0 F5 z1 IExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 {. a+ q. [ z& b* @% e: t! ~. k1 \0 [% a* n8 }) v* ^2 x
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 , |6 Q5 Y: D$ a' E, D2 z# rBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & K+ s. _3 D& G2 l0 V( H5 e
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # F* T* e) |4 r h% P9 i
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * E: D+ K2 d: ]
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ( M; T: d0 d5 J3 [$ s* \from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 : N/ K% M! c6 D" L4 w4 @9 |" R7 Qover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 % P- j; Z1 \2 K# e* \/ e& }5 z+ C' h
