Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : _3 G& k5 X8 B性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 s! O) X+ u% Y; b+ P- |. ?- W
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Look how many calories you can burn: ( n5 L K/ g; u/ s! e8 ~7 C" B
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 6 O6 n) t$ Z0 S% v" I, @/ ^( @1 w0 f M0 ?; X$ ?! G5 o
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9 L1 D5 \% z) V5 ?1 h( G* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " K8 w) Y# s: I5 D/ \& E' [8 `With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 5 i% E; v4 a# H4 P! @3 @& R
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ' i5 U$ u5 P0 E! `$ g+ l
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * }0 i. @1 F) hWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ( }- e4 W/ a5 G t9 SWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 j; O) q* a+ W7 M# U8 s( O
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * k$ v# a4 d* ^- Q. f9 v. h, q4 N% a( t3 _8 D
E2 o, h- E" b+ E x3 r- m8 d ; ~8 h+ z/ l) _8 I% x! }* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 6 o+ t! M7 Z* v; z1 P1 m3 |/ A E
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , y/ G- F c z* lWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ; ? }5 _; e8 Z2 z) P# u- j
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7 n5 B- f! m. g( E* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 s7 {$ K. C" R0 \
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 * ~# u! ~3 A9 R0 v \' G" k1 E
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; e# _+ m1 o9 o$ K
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ( W) f5 h' s( v1 ]9 n3 q7 c5 f# P% N) q0 h" Y; D& w Q& K/ ~
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 2 g$ c$ ^% Q1 Y2 S' {
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 W( I# B. ^& `
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 : M2 r4 x5 y+ |! z69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 R. l, S. \, J, s69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 5 e/ K5 _# G4 D7 `; ~. X. C
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( h; x2 r$ [1 P: J0 O/ uItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * o, i; G% g8 c & m2 j, `% ?2 b# Q* `) D; b8 J Y : s4 a/ j% K" R0 f& \/ b* ?% F _- X! Y* x8 z* j5 K% y
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! q: P: S6 A4 r- x1 K) z
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 / N: E3 s$ K+ J5 sFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ( n2 E* V0 M. e; [
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) B: Q* ^1 @/ p, N8 qJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 g8 {2 _: i/ U6 b
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 u4 T% v" i c/ w* h0 m7 H% t, O
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 6 z5 ^( _4 E5 q& Kfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 + T$ u0 m) a% pfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 & x' o/ C, I. G2 A
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ' a2 F3 G- }) ^% B4 ?) Lfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 N+ o8 s/ z1 J A1 _2 b3 m
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + }( ?9 S6 v, i8 c# Y3 v, Q4 X- |5 ~6 o' a! s2 }
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4 S) N% K$ X: B& b! j* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ' \+ Z: h6 q: P/ @5 g2 gQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 k7 i( H/ S+ B* H5 NBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) c; Z3 P9 L! _ K
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM