Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! |" u4 r+ x& `2 S( g9 F2 o
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 7 K h4 O" m8 r9 ?7 b% ] q/ u! A/ B5 B+ w 0 D/ I+ Z, }2 P5 @ P) @$ t c
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Look how many calories you can burn: 4 v) w# ]+ h/ Z' O# G5 P8 {% t你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ( z2 L: n5 }4 _, p- K- O- G
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 7 A2 n* T5 y6 d" @! g% D
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : F0 `2 W) o" FWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 L7 o! R& G* p, ]3 j; [
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 b' X( a1 W# [# l }0 _1 H
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' ?3 K1 p/ G! m+ O" |
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 [, o& x# d$ l6 r
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; W8 {& o3 Y0 ?3 g
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ) x8 q3 F7 G! z# k
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 |5 P. @" p1 Y: P" B m) s
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 Y% ^. Z! X/ Z, bWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 % c% d2 `- p' K6 P6 I! O3 B; W
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ' ^3 @+ B" Y' x% rTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 Z! U% Z5 w8 Q2 l' Y% Y0 ?Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . a9 {- {. w& M W* @' d1 v
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' W; q9 |' i9 V {, S# w
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 \" W X! |% BJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 3 w6 \+ z: Z+ u1 K
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " B! k9 b8 E& g) s* D: ?( r
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; \: s4 _, f, _, Y( G8 m
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / Q, |, G5 M; C' l2 {Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( q x. ?. M! e3 _6 J; L
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; U! U3 j$ Z: _* c* P) n y& {6 e) J" m$ K' X' G! S
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / s5 @2 J( _% k$ t& k( H+ k8 qReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ) O3 t7 l# U4 {7 \( N! GFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 8 [: w6 z' V* }. W$ G2 q
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 3 C( Y& D/ v. l8 ^+ `
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! T; e! E) d5 O6 BJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / a0 {& g. o% E- n
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ ?% f( R% G& Q# X3 @; d - S% t2 J& m; h, ]5 q ! @" A6 @. m' U& U* u/ a
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ! f8 I6 C, }7 c* ^( @
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 f5 g3 I" m6 \% P, f/ q+ E) t vfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 G* ~0 X: g4 F0 j
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / ]- o# K* [* K K) A C/ d0 mfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % X* O) M+ J s7 O, Z) R: Efrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 s. O# p/ }6 @% }( u; eover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 6 o5 _. Y* r) d
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 " o; l; G2 N' D Y( f4 _Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 * G% _* H# v1 _; o- FBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - ~$ u2 Q, K* k5 ~1 y! j' \With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
