Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # s4 O1 @7 l! m! Y/ y
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ; ^% c0 S! y2 w; d, v' Y- Z2 H: I% r
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ) w6 G7 E! X6 a4 o : J$ p8 v2 w1 s# G7 R4 f' \ % B( F% V: _$ C
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . F2 N' y& j+ f! p. Y
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / P2 e, y9 c0 Z" F b5 q# L
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # V; d9 D* t) p( ?! ]: u: K ) d8 J g5 c) u. ] . x- \# |: R9 J6 }* S( T( j
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) p9 B( V+ l0 Z8 S5 xWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 f, Y6 H: L* q; {" j
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; L# K% ?5 D# Z# {With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 G9 P4 d7 P/ ^1 r1 c3 UWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 |. b& m. _2 m' U 7 K- h; D# W6 z0 [" \# E% H ) W1 f! T' k* [- V6 K
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 F) s2 i! C* H. B/ \With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 n6 H1 A$ D% l. i. {/ g& d- A
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & L+ h1 a/ o# E. Q: ]
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 2 E# M ^5 a$ e: ]; Y8 y- q
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 G' u: E. _/ Q
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " X( l9 X4 ^$ x
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 4 C! c c2 @! p! |! y( XHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 P! t' B9 V- h0 T. JJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 + j) ]1 m. A0 U. z# C; Z- ?, W
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c% n, v$ `' D( E8 S8 P' }* POSITIONS 姿勢 5 K* C2 Q2 x4 T( M3 qdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ?% _. C7 r, |7 x
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * g4 {5 g8 d, F
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ s# m: n+ A7 e0 w" I2 B: Q# ]& K
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . T7 D! N$ Y& `
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 - J* R1 o2 N: C K3 l- U- Z0 A9 N: G+ |5 P" i) H
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) m7 p+ y0 S0 P; W s" E* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 5 @& K9 J$ _ V5 S4 PReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 Z; s8 B$ S6 M# K- {Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - Z% y- s$ N, F9 q* ~) b/ V' H4 {9 V7 i) g) ~
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ! `( m9 m9 [/ U' {& m
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 5 `0 P7 M7 l8 M
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & F8 G. K! V+ l
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 " a$ \1 Z- _5 m+ r. E- W6 M
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : B' w" ]1 G4 W8 J/ r0 @% Z0 ^Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + g2 m3 [8 r- b+ d! X* `4 ?
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 + t/ z! G7 s" w, [5 S
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 $ R0 }( C2 R8 a4 u! H# s" ofrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 # F9 C; `' @( E. o& A) [
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( J( e3 d# L7 r5 [7 n1 r: V
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 2 G3 C) \) L$ u/ H; k, s% Q6 [6 Q8 g1 d
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+ I6 v) B% f8 k2 X4 X1 m* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 0 `5 V: z& |3 eQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . h! R8 X( t7 ^5 Z, X* q7 ~Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( C" ^6 ~& }2 S# d, t, A* m5 `With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
