Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! p! `4 I$ e1 ], |性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 . {5 X, e5 N2 K
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 9 s9 o u3 t* h0 Q0 r# O, o8 f" r
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 K* K$ D- M) T% |! i4 ?4 m
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * \0 f$ q$ `6 i! LWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 6 n4 G: {, b }- }3 }9 M5 ^
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 {7 y2 V# `0 { S6 G% n: hWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 {* a5 @, f9 \
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 ]4 [2 ~: ?+ n CWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , k; s4 Q) ^3 J$ N$ y7 |6 b
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & @! P% N( b; Q# T
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & ]% [8 Z- G2 o! q I% f
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 C1 d" |, I x: U+ V7 FWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / v* G# b+ j8 O9 u6 K
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6 k8 I" h" _1 O( d, _- d$ G 2 J5 I3 v# ?5 X; }& K0 t) z8 E* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 3 {- m- _4 r' @" iTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 9 u6 e) C Z+ m+ N Q% a2 OTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; J, |% A3 S4 c# \+ ]! i mWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 v6 Z7 p7 ?, y; k* h- V
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 v" m) {% f! M4 p& ?" rJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! X4 y0 y1 b" O! c; ]% d
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 z9 d( U. O( ]0 ?6 G69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 `$ u/ r! p* i( q8 D7 S, z* Y
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 2 w% U% I5 u/ {( x, f( [( b6 f: JTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 h( l/ J( {; `# B2 M6 k' n" pItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % `/ H) p; M( a6 s, B
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 u* B* c5 Q1 t; @: e/ s
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 o, f% h8 x' ^% r" D0 R - g' ?5 ], @+ X' q5 E# o ' o* \ V( f+ G$ y4 {! O# i9 i
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 8 @; ^, E2 P% s) J# ]) g' ^+ C' d+ l
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % v6 v* a1 D5 nExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + a" ]6 }& S5 v4 i6 g. O' Y; i3 G
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 * d+ \5 K* g! w! w8 r! RBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 A& u! r _4 Q! W9 Qfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ P5 H {8 j6 c2 G0 W
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , \2 O' |2 R }3 N. {3 z, q
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 R; }% `- r. |1 _6 ifrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) H9 v' Y; ?! ?$ ~/ I9 o6 W
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 9 Y0 G" M% ~/ i2 b6 A% cQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 C! [: K/ @* ` C- j. W1 _Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 o3 b4 E% Z& H; R) m6 `With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
