Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 T3 H1 N0 E S9 j性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " z& B4 U7 J) B/ H' h' z* e. |0 N' y3 k5 R
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Look how many calories you can burn: ) f) y# t+ [1 \7 B- Z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： - l% m( t$ ?5 C9 {6 I9 v8 [
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4 D+ E$ W8 h# V" I, K4 i * l; M& C9 m& R* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : t5 n3 Q" r* I2 @1 ?$ z
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) h6 j! K7 j# K Y
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 8 M" ^6 r- I) A P% C- M6 @; |4 V
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 n1 B7 f- O7 f& R# t }/ fWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 l7 F6 B0 s/ b7 iWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' J p9 ]) M$ b8 CWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 1 Y% ?" T2 X/ ]8 D }6 G P5 P
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 5 X9 g/ F" W3 b! B6 u) R* F5 A ]" ~- P8 w8 ~$ @
3 f1 y* P9 A& B0 e& W8 N & F* `8 u: q$ b+ E* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ~9 U1 R) ?3 E! {* e
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % M3 l, b, j4 {. u+ Y- e* P2 i: H
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # g. v- P/ \9 _* d6 G# J2 J) Z6 Q ( R4 x4 K2 z6 J8 `; f+ [ + Q: f1 N% d b+ B( a" S* ^& W) o! j! c* }6 S& @8 j5 p
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ; I9 F/ J, O# [: G3 T. }
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' @) j9 h/ [6 p* M+ f( ?1 iTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 R7 p9 t5 ^+ e* ?3 o* `Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - e7 [* o0 i1 ^3 ?8 l3 j
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + \& ]0 I! N4 @, W3 O. _6 wHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 s% D7 O( i4 |Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 , U& i1 r. T* ]9 k. N5 l) y6 W' R' G' h: d" z* \
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# C% z* S" J- i P0 {1 a7 p+ K- s2 r8 N* POSITIONS 姿勢 6 o9 ^( l% m+ n( jdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! e/ s; i! u, U2 R( R) t69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % ~- k& {9 @& M
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 s1 N) t @0 ^% y- t
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - [; i. S) J1 m: _/ c# ]) iItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & X) h9 [: E3 {) r" |# \% W/ _# h8 ^' P: r$ r
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ b' Z- a4 \. Y# C. `0 L3 }1 l
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 P( L. p* p. Y4 ]& e9 N- Q+ f9 d
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 3 Z6 }* w5 z& I5 F, X( c
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % Y4 E8 b) x, t0 N( }0 f7 N
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 0 y9 r- q6 w/ y) hBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 a* \- }6 E" C: o0 ~from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 z* i Z3 |% z+ }) p( K! ]
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ) O. R, |+ K; k8 hfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 D) u" N+ K6 S8 I# @9 V
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % r# _+ i5 Z. j2 x
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # y* |3 c' h- b' O7 j6 q% \" R7 |5 [4 B. o9 c# T* S, }7 p
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ e" X7 X l8 l4 hQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 t5 e2 _9 V+ U& G0 R
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 W, @% A4 [# a- `
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
