Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 |) M) P" I5 H( K' v性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 h! ~: W* I6 ]! [" v k, s
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( C ]8 o# i& U7 X* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # z5 B: ]5 G1 p/ B9 ]5 kWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 / s1 U- r9 E1 B, E. I
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! Y6 o, ~7 p6 z( U 8 y e3 w( X$ S/ p2 V; } ! J% z8 m6 u" e* N9 o2 I$ D& P" ?* h
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % \" d# [2 i; W7 i5 [' L, ^$ {2 k
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 E) R9 s! ^4 g3 y) A# A$ T$ x
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 I% M1 u) {" L/ p2 ]1 J( p6 {
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' c7 {( L* P2 ^1 j, H" j, z5 o& ]* H
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ( a) ]1 O6 k+ R: y" K+ W4 s9 ?
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 `, g% s2 Q" ?, @0 FWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ' B; K1 u; \, @; yWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " }" D) R, ^( L; y: v# R& h1 E& W5 o$ q$ j K& `: [" k
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* \% J; l; c c6 \# u* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 + W( A6 g$ }! S) @Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 9 i, o. E# K" D) l4 u5 r WTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 b# W, N. j3 c% ]3 o- ^# WWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 v: J0 Z+ L u/ H7 r0 V " r T6 `% Z# R; h' g: S8 o' _" g ( g: K% `& J) [/ u: v& ] 2 d% G6 I2 j$ N# k! s9 T( D* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 8 B5 H9 ]+ w* K0 C2 l2 f3 E
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 B0 p7 l+ s% o# q$ T H/ L
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' ^( C) i* t3 x1 ]
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( I0 ]% k+ M' Q9 c+ _5 ]# x" B69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * A/ u+ N8 d( I9 b3 ? T S# O) U; Q69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 * {7 E# f3 o, x1 t& {3 ^# DTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + a6 w% @4 w' ` [Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 {+ m& f# r8 H! T / {" C$ Z. y% z& ^, Y4 k + E; K, E$ k; l& S, J0 ^/ p
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 - ~4 v2 q* b8 ?9 X3 e7 TReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 , M5 s$ k o5 i0 b$ w
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - ~* j c3 x- z; @ A- I$ S$ }4 j* b" Y4 C+ t( |8 p2 T
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 " r) U, Y' X, W4 W; z/ s7 Y; zStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . o. l7 E$ H3 X8 W& q$ `Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 " c0 H7 v; U7 q0 R- FExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ o4 @& U; w- C2 [2 D5 ?$ N # i( l' g5 |; d' S/ n+ k $ w, F: u' l4 T8 `' J7 h
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . E0 J! `0 `) ^9 l/ w" ?from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / a8 ^( P! ?5 Y0 l7 b4 ~5 n. o
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; ~9 U. u# r; m# A( |from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 L" I' s3 u& E& d [+ l
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 p R9 U8 z1 xover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - y- O0 @ ?' s2 p9 P
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 9 E$ \7 ^4 h9 o2 m
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / D i) U/ E8 u% U. E5 b7 g/ rWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
