Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. - u7 q p" N- T' m7 B
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! B( c9 `4 u/ c+ I) @ t
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Look how many calories you can burn: D5 x4 @6 ?- ^, m
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + M) Y! X) R6 s* a$ \' H- g
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 u% f U$ ^2 Z5 H+ E+ B, r3 c
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - O* L( |3 B$ Z% m; Y- L0 u2 l
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( X8 f1 F0 z4 ^, `/ S
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 T) \) {' z& {4 x8 p/ k. h7 n b
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 0 L3 q3 d$ h; K! S( c
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : C k) m5 A7 qWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! r1 p' l. n6 i3 n' U& v9 z9 Z( F' \& ]! t. U
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 7 B- G! y- r! q3 ?8 M3 sWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 m& s* e, t# r& d9 z8 `$ r/ \Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & ~7 T& n. O; R# w$ p* A
% N. {# ?& m! N! P9 g& Y2 U % U$ C/ ]; L. W Q9 L# Y% q 3 O, b! E l1 W A3 {2 K8 l* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . S8 g+ Q/ x( e2 ^2 Y& i! b d6 tTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 e+ K. r/ g& D& @6 c8 dTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " L7 Y2 P1 t9 S% M4 M# Q7 x# }Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; A( _% x) Z3 [7 k/ L' _! Q
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 3 I9 h0 c- ]0 h+ ~, S XHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) E( A# e0 j+ p
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " C1 r- u8 ~- N
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 5 U0 m i4 [% A& ~$ p$ _5 h
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % t G" S' {$ ^69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 r0 d; [" {( B& S- P% a. k( g( \Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( P, U; v9 y, t1 b7 CItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' ^4 ]8 A( u- D1 m& K
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; b) ?6 a! s# G# i& o: u/ L }* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 6 M; ?% f* {) V$ w% f2 yReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 N8 J5 e5 A: o4 h* ]$ N7 n8 G) u
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " y6 t( f. W6 h1 @# a: j, U$ h
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % `+ R7 Q4 d: N! U7 o" W/ p$ V
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / R- I2 ]3 j. F% Z0 G5 {0 d3 c
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( T" ]! g% w- q. S* m9 e M2 |2 |
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 ~, H# x e3 j; S; @
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 ^+ R- n# E$ l' k
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - [& m* h0 e$ \. V
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : @. n7 H8 G" `, a5 h
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 ]8 j0 E0 r# v5 ?5 t
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . R& l3 m" |4 D8 F% V# B1 o6 k: v: y* p8 g$ N$ s0 c
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 5 |6 M- E% b- x5 d- V
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 J. \+ v5 V0 p
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / k/ ], y2 g8 y0 Z$ Q( J7 ^$ P4 l6 UWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
