Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( l" y9 p. i1 Z2 R$ s# w
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 # }" P; n+ d/ H" X i' b3 J ' e6 N: ?. b. C8 W5 i+ H 7 K& d3 p4 U& K ?& W, y7 U7 h! }/ u
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Look how many calories you can burn: - K. i( d+ Z0 g* S) x e: U) F你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ~( v. F, w# l 6 N% J; g7 `+ J & b0 H6 o* A: i4 j. |3 ~# L- A & A, W4 K7 {* C& Z/ p; C* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 0 Y! N$ q6 D4 p
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( I: s; Q2 m2 t* V0 o
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 @2 I* ?0 B P% x- K3 b& p0 T
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4 t5 Q/ i4 ^6 n 2 }. Q- _0 ]) W, T* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' u# W& [: @1 m2 Q
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) V% P w& o/ }5 s9 CWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 + K$ {# Z+ A0 M" E/ _3 m8 ~With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 b3 a' A2 w0 D% k. n0 [
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 Y$ t" _; s3 a. a& S/ B% y I3 L: @6 n( B! `1 D- D! P2 d+ h
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0 U0 N3 n; U( q. c* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 M2 K7 @0 e! X7 q* RWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 q, {( @ v+ p# z. [4 |* |: Q3 K VWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! J6 W0 j& _: Q- m/ ?
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / N" g. }# ^" b! ~
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 & m- T+ k. @, \, BWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 `7 c# M4 E$ p8 t* D" q ; W% w* d5 n4 e d2 l' _ ! h& ^5 d N# H% D+ @5 m# x" y0 [3 b7 a
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + }, z1 A- M, z2 T, I( [Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' m: z f% d& [5 T: ]Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 q% l4 c- W d- f# K
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 . R2 T3 F, m' ]! q2 _daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! [: T' d/ A+ F7 h* s2 r
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / F7 \& x- T8 l- \/ h+ n2 N9 x69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 K% i. t( Y5 t' O6 m7 KTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 a/ P0 ^( [5 U/ m, j L- C
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 ]7 F4 w% |. A. Y
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7 {' r: U$ V: J* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! y: d! z; z6 N* Z5 M& E" K, ]( e! AReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 3 U" L# Z/ b; t- {. H
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ( Z/ C# J5 I# w$ b/ ] # \; B. C7 W: ?% ?5 D, q, B 2 M- h2 T- q/ O7 L
9 ~2 B+ e5 p& D0 f+ Q j3 c* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % g; b# n5 M7 Z3 v% o- U$ ^Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 0 x1 u, [/ a+ p# ?5 G E5 J
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' x% I" @8 U$ q' _. [9 w; J0 OExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 / R8 E0 v+ g, P7 [0 ^6 n % v4 K- S1 a( C & G% I2 o5 t; J: F$ e/ q' @ $ z+ n! Z6 [; G# q* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 * f# } G" N4 [2 g2 `/ R
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : i7 F C4 D% g9 U
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 + q% V1 a% ]- w, L4 c* d3 o# b2 O
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 . i0 B9 _) u& x, I/ q. d8 gfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 b' e, G; z: |$ l! A% d( Pfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( a% n+ @' O$ |$ g# W1 a/ H: b& U! `
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 % y1 E, _8 ~$ ^" }' B# m
( T3 `2 \0 p* C; g! t; _ 7 ?2 H' g, C3 S/ b) G3 N9 F + v' n# K9 k" g# O8 F# H2 W* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 ?3 a# N% j. a$ W d) ~- zQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " ]$ t7 ]3 Y* [6 |5 ` p$ oBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 a" u7 [2 R1 x# u8 c& Z H
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
