Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 0 L2 o8 T: r3 H! }1 l; ^2 S8 O性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( y' Z6 c" O4 }1 ?! a+ C+ U. B \6 \1 K
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 l# r; H$ I; E1 W w
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . V: r. g/ D4 f dWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 S% T& Z0 m5 L+ D
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ! w b' b% v! W" C9 e' r
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 [- ^) L4 x; [, ^) |With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * O" U% s( Z M; g/ SWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & L( P" O" N! j/ E
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; ~0 E# H0 [! J. IWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / i# O7 x7 d5 W _4 O+ K ~% S* C8 l : L0 N @2 K: h N& Y. \5 @- [ / N; g4 I, [" Q9 P* o: `# {
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , A/ A7 b3 w8 ?) aWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 r( k r4 Z' A: iWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 ]& s8 X0 [$ E4 f5 w6 ? , v+ ~; ?* B7 ^" z- e4 L w7 o 1 E: N# [9 s# I0 S% g
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , E* @7 ~' p/ y+ V
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * C5 ]' J, v% |7 d( W+ K# l; GWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 # _ \+ u" `) s* `9 L Z* |. k D. \6 H( K2 z
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ ^7 q) j8 Q, V& dJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ ?) g0 C: V ?' \9 c' y# O
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 + C f+ Q" |% j/ A. i% u& m
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 ~7 E6 n8 N, _; ~5 P& X: q
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 " d) ]+ p/ N6 r u k
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ ~( [& b0 m$ }$ F6 h$ J3 {" FItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; P, C: N+ G' Z; e7 I, _
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8 @ n- G. j7 u/ N2 B0 y: D' J* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " S7 d! v: }# O- R8 d( \1 N
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 g' {& ~5 |8 Z. YFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; G2 F$ `5 p" X# A3 z- v/ d " s0 r5 V* I+ J* v # s5 g1 r( r- Y3 H, E5 M7 {' a& A6 j* v5 f
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 , j& } j1 d6 M2 ]4 t; m3 xStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 3 B j7 q( x0 D1 MJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 9 v9 C7 f1 a6 I# M a
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 Q+ u' t" O/ `) g' ]" ]
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; u6 e$ w+ {8 ~2 Hfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / D4 `+ J9 Y3 k# ~
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 E1 c! u e" C: g
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 Q1 }) S' d: f1 z5 gfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! o% V7 O; z$ I& o* ?9 D( |1 K! q& t% Z
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 C1 c* k7 y/ X" b7 P- T+ B. S+ B' K: s2 j# X
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With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
