Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , u6 @: `/ {6 r8 P& r9 i性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + V3 ]7 w. L) X/ M$ F7 Q" R7 s% i! M+ X6 A9 u5 @
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 [1 t6 u5 T& f! n2 t" d/ i
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0 ~: o1 B% x; d( }# E" b" ^% R$ _* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 * F4 O9 a& K. @, v
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , [7 ~; p- q: O. F: p b1 c# x; ?
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ' O* j2 A, R" J2 z ]
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 g3 v9 i9 \8 _& w2 v! Y# MWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 x2 q8 f5 ?+ p6 L: `4 w$ L: @With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , M3 c r/ O: N2 z5 s" b! L
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ b- g5 Y) p) d5 a
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! y( p- F" U( g; ~* p
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 h& C4 ^9 e8 D0 {With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % o4 ~) B1 o6 vWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 6 i" z7 J. ^: }- Q% a w
9 |* K4 Y4 V+ G5 s; {$ J ) y: g e/ d& _; Z2 U / \0 U6 O, J- w' P1 j: C* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 c. b" E: f2 n) Q, [
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 n' p, V5 S3 H# @& `$ Z( l* y* \8 J8 h
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - s( N4 i" j5 t8 O e+ Z
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' Q# I" Q( k* y( f& m
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 l( n$ c6 W0 o1 X$ s& T; E3 b( ]
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 Z0 v% ^5 x: ?( W' h' l: q- k( J X. O6 u+ w5 e
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 . l, n4 |7 Z" R3 s" l \1 S6 Sdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , C( m* \2 k& g, Z$ R69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 d' z. E) o+ I+ L7 Q% e$ p
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ b0 s8 a1 Q: g( ]2 n* g sTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 / a/ M( E- V5 n
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 P3 |4 }) v: I& r! j+ T2 m
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 . q4 T2 k6 H# q0 g, PReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + j; P6 G& D$ y x( R6 M( x' u3 k: ^Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / U0 q" q3 c" r
4 p$ R |1 y$ {/ v% V * K* \3 r9 X* S- Z; { . b$ S& z7 H7 b E+ v2 A0 d. E* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - c% U! N% p6 s" GStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % r r" G( I0 j$ S7 b
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ! A4 G$ @( \" m- h0 P2 z
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ; x: N/ G) V+ F% j5 {& @
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - r6 _+ `* w; V1 g, Q" a
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 + C: n. v: X6 u! L# N! t O5 V
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 L9 T- u7 T% {$ Gfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 |( Q+ s9 ^9 C/ g
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 @4 D1 `, [- A# z6 [+ ]) Eover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # e, H/ B0 e+ A- w $ |9 d" c& B/ Z4 E$ N 7 k/ j# n5 e! R . C- j2 m- k# s: \5 i1 X" K* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * E- _9 S: B& ~( N' mQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % Z6 `, [6 c' Q/ }" r7 X
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 q, ]: k" Q. v) w. r4 ^
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
