Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! q. u7 U5 @" F. I. B! n9 H
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / X$ ]/ S3 D; \1 a6 N) m* l
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ I p: k! V9 O" B3 ]
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D% \$ h: B$ O 2 K+ \4 H' A5 x w7 O* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , d, |, ]. c6 u3 |4 v. ^6 cWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + W4 w( D" `9 PWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 y: p5 [( @2 O
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" X8 a$ @2 W0 u* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 @' L' Z. ?- o. p
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 y0 Y; ~* m K( Q) x
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 E8 L) H( \3 F% [3 ~4 v
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 q# U/ e b2 O' \* k. J+ D R' [With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' f% A- u) a) U 1 q1 i: [" O) p9 D ) o% v7 {% L. s; _ - m/ i6 G, n/ b. U" i' y* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ! ~! U" j# i, t) R2 l1 X8 ^7 ~With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 x$ _8 i5 \3 t9 n" xWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 : V) @+ d1 X j0 J" c0 n: Q2 V* j, l/ C# m
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+ h/ g3 ^2 {* L" V6 N* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 3 E* m/ Y" Q* Z% Z" v
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) g* E# V! B( p/ g: ATrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , b' i6 @* W; uWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 E7 P8 c3 \( s0 P/ `- C
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" M4 R; s! c: `/ F0 {/ A- C5 J* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 3 \0 ?) |+ M- u) X8 j
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 f, l4 k& H" d% h
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 ^6 _' _2 u0 y1 E- v m. S / J0 d& j* E% E6 d0 B " u$ \* V: ?% F9 d: a, ?5 P2 x
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ! k; @+ q4 _) ^. _daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; J: H/ n5 k% S! X: O69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ! G1 N" }' x! r" }69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 W( ^: u" ?3 ]5 G4 l
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + a8 L$ T+ ^6 K( T. k
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ^$ S, b. P, m6 f3 Q, t" O9 d& \6 g b, }& O
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % g8 d' v4 K7 }1 \! R6 Z
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : {9 T9 Z1 k$ z1 L. mFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , p0 c0 v5 ^/ v3 i6 J2 q% z 9 P2 a8 y# K' @! r a! q0 k" r* e/ ~ 3 [$ Q& i! o% w$ z" D, L* }+ i8 f& o
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 - \/ N5 u0 a" G/ [
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 $ P9 @! H9 ` C3 q4 gExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & ` N/ S& _4 {# W9 D
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! ~# R6 @5 D$ B2 ^. J% c% W% P
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! T& F9 u1 M, {) R% U7 [
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - J& W% L F2 ]' i/ X( q& Vfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ' Z# u- q% h( q. B1 M
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 2 w: K% O7 F; z! I- H5 Z0 yover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 , b- |8 N0 ], @5 K: h5 C 5 y" d' Y$ d: g3 a, k- E 5 s2 n- y1 s X: K0 r6 M
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ; x) F, b4 L/ M5 J8 T$ |! p1 CQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 _8 ]3 V% l2 qBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 & l- X- B3 C! {3 g+ s' |
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
