Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ' H+ B' X. m m% I) f6 l
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 9 k6 s: D+ E, C8 t3 W 8 ?9 ^6 [/ N3 A/ \: [' r+ U3 Z - p, w( S+ U s! c" r
. x& f `0 o, y, M: ?1 e8 F& qLook how many calories you can burn: 1 _4 `% w* [& p5 Y9 B* b你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ; U9 X3 }# G' M1 N( O8 J
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' v5 x8 h2 B! o7 Y) B0 j* }& G . J& H. l1 p$ r. h* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , Z: g8 l9 B7 Z6 s* RWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ z" b. m4 M2 n' q6 T9 S W6 ?$ T) _Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # [+ X1 N8 Z! u& K; Z
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6 a) b2 K2 V# S; B; ~$ x3 c- q* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ) E! b% w, e' {8 u6 MWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # V- w5 \& c2 o }3 J" |7 U n0 A4 dWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : m0 [$ j; T/ x' o7 A$ \2 V* E. X
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 N2 U7 \7 _! j8 _, v" bWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * G( o" ^$ V9 Q% G" c9 m; L
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ S: h7 h( q) D+ T
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 Y, o' ?& i- D' O/ K
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 y5 ^% }! ^& V$ M4 \1 T
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 b! c8 n- Y, k8 K0 b/ P
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 : L0 N0 X9 d2 K2 ATrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , U* k9 `0 Y: o+ |2 n1 i
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 u5 t, Q( B3 T
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7 e( Z2 L2 R4 g6 p* c* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 9 {; Z& ~2 Q7 c/ r8 h: t, a( ]
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 - r: b4 Z: E7 P! a6 WJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " l% }" y. C+ D1 T # @* p# Y: W& h* i 6 R+ C; K3 G+ {/ y N Y0 k8 g2 {8 n' V- f2 Q
* POSITIONS 姿勢 % d5 B7 F. e% S6 P: c" Kdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 S6 }9 [6 J$ \+ k( p' A! ^9 C69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 ~% z+ u9 z/ i5 m# J; z69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) v* s4 w! N1 V: n4 OTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 # C! N9 R5 n" d4 {( w7 _Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 4 n. l& ^3 G7 P0 u! C) u- u# v
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 3 O; y0 r$ h% W: T) h4 @& T8 _
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 Y6 {3 a/ X$ s0 [' X; ZFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # w7 Q% T* @ |% ~ 2 @- e D+ s; @& {6 K $ L1 G! s) `4 i& r1 j
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ) d: J* ` v6 k0 U) x: h6 t6 kStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ?# Q) P5 }( ?+ D2 _: h: O# k
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 t2 Q0 m* f+ M+ ~. @5 C
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 ?( X5 X8 l5 A3 {7 Z0 ? 1 t/ w' R* z) ?/ k* w$ D( h , C$ H6 e, m% q$ u+ Z$ [6 a3 o
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 2 u4 {& R9 `6 S, S5 @/ j B
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , X$ `3 Y* W" @, }, Rfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 H3 R) g' F* H6 V, Y
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 C) K& m( T' g, f
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) G+ @% C) t- k
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ; F5 _# Q( U1 O# _4 kover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! C0 F |& p% G0 r5 }% y. Y# p7 P. |# J8 A- O
" p7 N {4 }5 q% ?/ D 8 f& ^& V7 {3 A/ R4 S+ ^* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 4 ]' m* l+ V% Q* tQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 Y5 c% B5 L; E- T: ]# F$ c9 {2 qBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 |8 c! Z+ k; F" E1 O( c0 F9 d
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
