Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! z( g# J$ t. W
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / f8 m C/ J8 Y) Z2 E: O6 [ / _5 q4 T7 n0 _0 `# G! I7 O1 B . n @. ~$ t1 I' k% k
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Look how many calories you can burn: 0 S1 s% {5 `' _你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： * F! L! u! a8 A/ O. G9 S$ D
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , w' s' e: u% Y0 ^Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , k& ?; m, b0 ~: |; ~8 ^4 p 5 s" m2 q% D0 `! y 8 Q7 u' T7 B3 n# |( J ! h. h9 z3 G* X* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 4 F3 ^! M8 C5 K3 G( w o8 @+ OWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , N0 H L f- k/ F/ l# o
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ) p1 Q! B: o) }0 sWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 & r7 q0 o' ~6 j% N# ?" q
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " |# T0 K' n$ |% E% S9 @8 ]5 D- D$ q, P
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " O+ i: i: E5 l" Y/ z* c5 P, _9 mWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 |) P9 O6 G; I6 j, w6 }2 K5 d9 C: f( G7 j% P+ ~4 j
6 y$ s( G* E4 @8 a* f3 ? ) {- z+ } p" x3 O/ v* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 3 q r7 q, q$ }7 _4 sTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 B( u- ~2 t7 C0 Q! q4 i9 G; t
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # V6 r2 n: h- N" pWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 |/ a" g( ^+ j& d 5 s1 I' M( @$ w( g - Y2 G4 e3 F! e) B
% {1 |' y( c8 B* h* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 $ b5 Z" I6 k5 ~8 h# i0 GHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 L( }/ h8 _% N# ~Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 s" o! O. ]! S0 [
. Q+ o, k* Y. w' @7 v % ^ x2 Q9 E8 k' Y6 Y; Y : K( D# Q- V5 S0 S/ m, r9 L* POSITIONS 姿勢 " G1 {+ F" E$ D* j9 t. Kdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! s5 b" A/ w8 n( q! u69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 x2 V& \/ ^: Q" ]2 E5 f$ \
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & C9 s; K6 M' W( F0 WTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' R. I$ m h& `' OItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 8 G) ?9 q) q! x: I. F2 c
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b/ e- ^! x" v* ?2 c8 P $ P2 t2 T4 D9 S% Z- B. P( S" S* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 W r7 H" F% \5 d2 yReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 9 j' J# w1 u+ S# Q9 M6 LFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * q% o" l" F0 r. @1 `8 L1 _( F: F# C$ d
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; X+ I8 K& [! c& O8 `9 T* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ; q: a2 K2 h2 t- D* e2 n2 _7 QStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . ^1 O; H. @% h+ ]Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ^( X" T9 a$ h! @- o
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 D$ g- x) C* b# r. y! w' j " w, _8 O* _' q+ l" d* ~! m# d 9 f, Y5 C+ W- D2 h; _8 I
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , B3 f9 ?$ N7 \! H- zfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 4 z6 u$ n/ p, W8 sfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , `: f) u9 g7 j- S: J' I7 k# N
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ) R O: g W1 I4 U
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 L0 W- |& J* [+ Zover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 % u, G, `( `3 F- _9 h8 b6 k! q
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 w8 [# V; n, e+ E7 _' d( J* uQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ) H' {; i3 h8 l- i5 V. o4 tBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 1 e- g; p2 N) p( c
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
