Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! y- ^0 m# S/ T3 J; I9 i- ^
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / E8 r3 x. g( q* ?5 L5 t" ^
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ( g. A. O* {. U0 p; q2 [ Q( Q, F8 W8 P
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; e- G, ^" q) v3 [: RWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' z. ?% \" ]6 j' D
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , d/ a8 F" u: s ! B% e$ ]8 [; w4 ~6 s& o5 Q4 h & i: u+ B" q# r0 I: u! c8 H ^; v0 j# G
4 t- m7 [: ]7 j7 R* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 2 E! k+ N" G6 r' Q) gWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 % I6 |2 h: X% n& }5 X- CWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / v Z9 _$ q' B
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , f; A; c% c3 v& q7 \2 v$ zWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 z2 |! Y* ?2 y9 k0 V 9 K' T: ]; X+ q 5 ? T+ C- `& Z. G
" x% h$ I, m5 ~, T5 h( v* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 L, E- Z4 Q+ H. L$ FWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 * ` d3 o4 } q( g
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 c! z& ~8 z9 i- F4 Y; ?0 X $ d3 R9 L8 k# A' d 7 j$ e! K$ L0 L! `' ^2 X! D! L" h9 Z. w4 i
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 " P2 l) X% a, n# pTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 O4 x8 l. l4 {- M# V5 e5 t
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / e+ r: K7 P4 gWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 T8 j: I( X% ?' m8 p" s4 g
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' M- @ c( `; D1 U7 w4 v; x- ~/ N0 B
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ( _/ k* C+ L, j- I
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 4 ~- O. W8 R# x; [# R
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 w9 Q4 f5 g. S. W" K9 `69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % l* C" ~- @& }7 U69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 / Z/ g: n' q' @( E6 |/ _
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : m( y7 S3 z; k' e0 N6 q/ vItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " K2 e* W7 m7 |
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$ i* c+ d7 G2 i* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' u7 P, L& R/ _% J% P0 u$ c; C& {
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # ~, Y7 d8 e$ `, H# IFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 V! o6 N" X" p& s) n& f! I+ G( p _' u ~$ K4 X9 {# S
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % f7 b- ?5 F+ R, R- c' ]Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 . |; G+ b: f& N( n4 M/ F
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( M, \. Q; e: O0 C6 ^! V
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 9 T k" W4 S8 L& v- K
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & `- ~3 {# O+ m+ R' ], u
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 K3 N; }" y+ l" ~6 y7 {! w
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 k# N E2 ]$ A7 y" r( S. T) [from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % G2 o: ^5 D" s8 Y+ l9 {
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ ^( w, z% e. `6 i# m E+ N" H- `
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) X7 V! g3 `2 @5 Y8 Y4 Q5 N 9 O; m. j0 G8 H . t- _6 |0 S$ z" ^
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 {$ [; G% V% z" M0 Y/ U0 yQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 N0 k5 |9 o" SBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ! i" _0 {. J8 V* a+ |7 R
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
