Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. & c( R! |* y9 _& R0 l6 T
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 5 t: ~0 w+ g! M M5 g8 d0 U 3 _ ~6 E' a1 K! O5 S" Z' w W: ~ ( P* @ T3 {/ W1 ]: P
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Look how many calories you can burn: ) j0 T7 t7 y. |: ?3 a* E
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 5 n K! s. `0 ^* r! N E4 N8 E/ s- R
5 b) n2 M$ D- k/ s+ t5 _ & o) F0 j3 v+ [/ c. F" Q7 O3 V* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " P2 F) m- E% j4 h+ {6 s! }" D
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . d; E( y' ^. e; K9 k0 F1 m
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 ?5 b2 G; W4 o! o& D* U4 e- K7 ^
% x/ c6 R3 ~; O- C) X3 n4 q+ w 8 |$ Q; J; j0 M + t( f+ B1 Y% U( S$ t; C* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * P7 l% [& T2 t: h$ `) z: T, u- j
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # {9 r+ F: q+ z7 i! a1 P9 c
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : q7 d g: m$ ]8 k
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % s+ T6 H- L7 N1 l& U; b, sWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 5 b: R! E9 C! D7 h0 a2 J0 e# Z0 e" W. i9 K2 K
% Z. Q: l: C N. g% \- @; h4 Q 5 }; u1 `+ B U( d* ]1 W* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 R0 G+ ?3 e+ S; P8 |/ `3 ~# z
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 D) [* l. |9 ?2 vWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # e/ n+ [+ E/ p% b! p& H5 [/ @ ' R4 V& R+ h1 q# w7 I ' \% L" d4 |& w. M6 X " F/ O* Y9 Z `6 m$ V* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . E& j" r# z" b: CTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 , M3 j4 c. c2 A, ^+ mTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 g$ r7 Q/ w" Z8 B, k
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 8 Q' d0 V* r" d. r. j S# W2 v9 W
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 / I% G6 f% l% A
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ( w5 Z u, ?. {1 u$ u
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+ j! B& A7 P6 `& D3 u. S" a. l5 x 3 j! ?- W. x3 t& c& x* POSITIONS 姿勢 % j% J: R% W/ Y0 O0 I9 T/ zdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - T) |3 H! S% [3 M, ]2 k: Z69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ' D# E/ S$ S' ]7 \' H5 ?
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! D5 H6 M% A) z; F N: O) C! x6 A
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 1 [' y1 \: w& ?$ N4 u `0 cItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) C! _- W+ O u/ D9 u4 r5 K: s. d 3 l( r0 R! l& g" N , e% c. k' N8 }) F( Q 0 V& d* d: c9 Y, a b8 J- c* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 + z7 A# d6 }2 B* x# }* IReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 F, U* I B( N
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 J' `/ U3 [) ^3 i# i
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 & w) G3 ]- U9 G# ^9 U1 S8 B# zJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 5 T/ g y, ~) }' q' {6 ] PExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 # i) p/ A) Q% H: q; s! G, L
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( A+ M( h0 K: j7 Y& s0 @* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 9 Y+ w( E! N, P' `; u( A; vBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - j$ f& |' l% T! D
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 / w P+ k0 H7 [, E, d1 b# E, b- Mfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 T# f2 m( E; r$ m: [4 C% ]+ q/ lfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 - C1 }! a5 ~& n- \0 k' \5 L& N
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( I) u& o8 M6 J( q4 [over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 H# M) n, K- j6 ^$ o
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9 d( g( K' `, {! v. F* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 8 ~) g. v, B Q0 E7 S9 ?# \8 |# MQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , f! d+ j" i$ I, B
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ( l5 V/ p0 j- Z0 h3 h1 n; AWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
