Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. + d5 h1 p& q9 A) Z: g1 ^5 n i
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 K! [$ [, t, S; `: X' ]
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Look how many calories you can burn: ' t7 v- \% ?% A' j4 l6 L, |, z% F6 L( M你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： + D- r4 \2 S7 e; P
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) Y m8 C) u$ F* E: V
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . L2 O9 g6 N, J2 T, o- Z
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 N, k/ S( j8 h$ D
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 * ^& V4 ~, m s6 H8 W& {
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : s4 e% m7 q) r
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! m9 A( ~4 b; m5 g; P H" ~, h3 {* m. F 9 h9 Q4 h" u: U+ b0 y! p% c' F5 l2 i! q5 ]
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . u" ?" M& c1 G, V3 d5 F6 UWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! t" Z: Y: |- k' [, H
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # n) `) k! i' f ! R0 |6 f) g) Q( K) s! W, Y4 V , `' o" E! M& l) |5 X7 s2 `* y9 {% p/ H% Z4 d/ V% T4 X
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ C9 n% r+ V$ Y$ z) b9 U6 ~
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 l E/ M0 ]( g: oTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 _+ [3 U1 o" ^8 K) E3 t5 _6 ]Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 N, G u% S5 t6 H7 w9 B5 D
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% H/ C, T$ s9 j3 _" `$ i 4 `/ @* R6 e' E2 b! X) W; R/ z5 D* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 3 j7 H" [+ R+ D3 `* b/ ZHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 s, m; R0 E0 J( N, MJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ h, p6 p' R4 I$ j % N6 F) g. l# ^2 { ) f' z5 r, {2 _ P. U( x P
' C8 [# K$ {6 j# N |) [, y+ V* b* POSITIONS 姿勢 ! {* b( c3 Q. m: t, qdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; I% w6 [8 C- |1 |. \
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; N5 ^! h( `$ a, H
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 0 v ]! b' o1 U3 `& y1 ITrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! F g" r3 o9 mItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 4 L v# \/ B' T- V & I5 C6 C( q" x ; ]/ }1 p" F0 y, m5 m, r, i* N + J8 z' J& B ~( C" o* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % C1 H& e4 H( z' s4 `9 \4 k
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 / N+ X1 `5 _4 T% _' ~
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; z: n9 }" Q1 W! ?) J3 A7 g3 I5 m# W
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 " w3 |* ~/ _/ h' V4 i* uStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : g7 z; E' d7 p+ E, E% `0 {8 vJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 Q9 ^. b* ^- w
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 5 D7 H) Z; T. `0 |9 W
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from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # Z5 I7 b1 w L- r; u( j% I' V4 w
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # D. c1 E- [7 h) Y# T
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 y# B5 [1 I) ~7 h
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 . Y" J5 d& L z4 M6 q: H# }
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . p+ ~8 Z1 ]" F6 ]/ N; _4 u4 d s, K1 o1 |$ }1 p
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : M% X2 v- z0 f: X& b8 j0 D OQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & j- y. [- a `. {
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # i$ G. k/ V$ l, O+ EWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
