Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. $ N, E7 J% U! \: E性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 _6 ]0 p- J8 Y2 O& E m$ A. M2 E ?% j6 h: n/ E7 j6 a
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( `* Y% c( J* `5 P. g
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 ?7 l% _1 s& M$ O% {: Q3 AWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 6 |# s/ e- \# b/ F
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# S% F5 X& K0 h/ I* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( M3 w( f$ ?5 d' V3 ]3 v
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( o& B. i, J; `6 u0 WWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! N: ]8 v( i; U& B- r; Y
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 7 @; r- s0 M0 w' j
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & P+ T8 d( Z1 t B5 r, d 5 u7 l( W. l+ q & \3 c/ D) ?, m1 ? Z0 q H / Y* ]% O3 W z& H* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 4 T# s' |: F2 h) Z4 {
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! u( e/ j2 q- n0 J, ]
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 P. i) a0 P* d5 n7 l; |/ y/ w- ]- E f3 E m
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) ]9 k* ?: g, K; ~, STrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 2 V* c- q, @ n0 g; P
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 6 M: y4 r6 O" g- b* q) hWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; h" n) e0 J2 M# [2 w' h1 v
5 i' y* ?. X* G0 X0 [% E( j* t , A. M& n; \4 ?+ ? A + Y( m7 x# w0 ? E* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 * X' B& ~0 i4 Q( W; ?Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 P' y2 G( M: l
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 M' \7 b2 h- J
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 3 ^. ]+ X5 u7 D& @! D' _
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 : M; N# b0 T$ x4 c6 F/ p
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 t0 f6 p5 o: xTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 # S) V" x T. d8 P8 n. e: eItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 5 [7 @" D# ?; Z; L9 y+ ?0 u2 H8 S0 A) X9 t5 S3 A: G7 V' Z
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% [ n0 m0 ]6 _. M+ N6 z9 F* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 g9 j0 R6 k( BReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 ]) P( G$ }) B7 d+ e. D: WFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 9 K. C' Y8 t0 C0 O) V- ~/ _
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ' K3 G8 ^" p" d+ rStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) W8 x0 x* Z5 J6 A. q+ S' BJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * e" ] U0 I' c/ ?- P8 l( b5 sExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 F5 N4 q. J l: I* X( V ! m8 F3 L* y: l: k. G ! u$ G4 T2 [6 A, h/ s7 E, U
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) O+ p5 k8 K" ]( `. j8 b: {
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , y& f( Q/ n' H m$ ~+ ^from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * L' q, w/ i. T* t8 D
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 v. b( p Q4 w1 ^4 C9 [4 T, Kfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 }5 u w; U* }: z' F. dover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 k5 u p% Q- N
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 $ X! j# [/ [4 ~- B
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 : l; e4 P' p6 K) R0 N8 W1 `
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
