Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 I8 G4 M5 [+ v. \" B# A6 y# \
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ' ^! { d- m' z! r5 r3 n
* L% M4 x$ n) q7 K' Q5 G! @ ( S6 a- R1 Z0 a& j 8 I2 e( I( z- cLook how many calories you can burn: 3 x, z* f2 z) Q) U你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 9 U" U( ^: i# H; I( v9 {9 `9 z
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 / V/ [5 ]: b( `- A3 pWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 t4 Y3 t0 `- C' n8 c; b
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " l: O% g2 U( @- g% \; N
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 S4 P# P& C9 EWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ ]9 x. _1 ]( d5 VWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 ~7 i4 E* b+ W0 n: TWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 # v1 l h$ t4 L% Y
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 6 }' p& `1 t8 ?* v5 Q% ~
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 % s9 _8 E3 K6 l& ~# O
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; u) N. Y# N9 m; g- d- {* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 9 R" z8 P3 f* h+ Q
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 G4 Q9 |' c6 Z! G6 {+ c
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . b: P: _) x) D |- k
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 / g% ^" t+ Q: G- T, D, t2 `/ F
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 : b' N% m5 K2 S! g EHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 y( l# F0 w9 `; Y& y( {/ g
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 & s0 c+ v0 w$ O2 j$ y& i) w) ~
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% v; M. b7 x$ }, s& y3 l$ g8 V* POSITIONS 姿勢 y n% G6 \0 z9 }- m6 |daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 m* d; k) j# A
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 : ^% t3 I) z/ g# ]# Y) g6 L
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # a" {: f( L+ b
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - A( g- R7 G: ~6 t( j* T7 T# n
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; v; Z/ Q6 Z+ j: [; U- Q* q: y! [. a 7 S2 h+ j2 D: J/ V: S* D2 G % h5 O! r+ q* w+ S5 p" B+ c* G. V
, Q& `" V& _ R' l. r/ B% i* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( O* _( j- _0 [* B% BReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 / R6 C2 Y, f' e2 k( P z8 A8 vFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " r& y' e. O6 `3 i0 I
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: W* M( F/ d* K9 L2 @* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 " g9 Y8 l7 o3 uStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 e! i3 F# r) `9 e, z8 M$ Z! VJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 }6 D' R- x2 J, m+ J
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! k* w1 n/ {" Y9 t$ `; c
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 [1 ]! h/ l4 C6 R
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 1 V( P3 z" t# ]& J: D7 Gfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * z# u! I9 a# q$ y/ J7 sfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 V5 s5 Z, J8 a9 s6 a1 Pfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ( |% u! n5 g3 |* f* d& J
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % W9 F8 t/ g1 h9 Qover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . P9 l" K' n; S , P. C% Q" l) I- v, \ 7 w( u, W$ L: @( F' O
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : f3 d) m# O4 k/ BQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 ~0 h* u% A9 e# p" v0 c; n
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ) @& f) x- F, {6 N# {# K2 H
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
