Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 4 v; B/ j3 O+ z) s ?
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * C8 x! B$ s, s
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Look how many calories you can burn: 6 Q9 x& Q1 P! M/ G" H
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 7 R' v2 B3 q9 q ; ~, J# k% \; g( B ' z4 f3 C2 A# b* w2 t, \* N- S; X ?: i+ R( l' Z7 i' |
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! R3 W1 Q* W( L5 R% V% N' @8 qWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 H9 T! Y1 H( y
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & L; g9 T* @, V' L- c/ Y5 z# j# d! ]6 ?# o) E/ l/ F
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 4 j, h+ N) j1 j; i
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( p9 y/ _ i! i$ i- @8 z
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 Y J0 b! d: @3 oWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 5 K' x: `0 E' E! z6 XWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 [" X- d. E5 r' J) s. N. }8 |2 q ! m4 u' d3 g% C , P' i/ c) e! P5 C# D$ k : T- }2 [: r, N/ c$ W- _4 I/ |* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 7 h1 y$ g8 j9 ?2 x, y) zWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 \! N7 U4 S7 J0 q& H0 uWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 0 [. H$ D+ v; ^# W- N( i7 S* T 5 n! Y+ R8 v! t 9 Q @0 @9 c: M4 M0 G3 T
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 z' Q/ l. ]' e9 n; p' ~Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 # B9 R9 ?. h$ P: w- d' n
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " c. [- A" a* v* W, J( j $ m3 H% |$ W$ C( @" h: E ' R) E. ~$ r% X7 k9 ~) F
: f' B" o6 ]7 H4 U* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 * D; ^ ?/ y' o$ K5 z. ]! z5 |1 dHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & W* ]" F# S0 B7 I/ ]! r; jJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 9 T/ t; O3 k: @. ?% u8 L' ]' r
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / |6 Y, M% c8 `( K% I, {& c. w69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 3 u$ n6 Z" z- R/ b- B! @% o
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( V1 P: s& B. k2 H+ hTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' N* X' @- p+ s6 P# [' M% gItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # {# O+ b7 M9 \/ ` 5 V7 J6 ~* d; {" I 3 K2 J, Z2 u: M( u( l
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( B5 }* O" r1 ?8 L0 yReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 u4 w) W6 U- h( Q2 i' v( ?
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 b; z1 O- w- M9 d
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 2 ?% w! @+ p2 t' L8 I& {, J GStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 & ?) f+ J& f7 J
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 v! S% R4 |8 {$ m" U
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * V, i% Y8 t2 Y& F& L) p. C9 W
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 7 l+ Z3 e6 _+ r' t( U1 o5 W) Z# z) tBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 1 L9 V! e$ H) e! b
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % X9 G$ N2 x- J2 Ifrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 - I) z* `& M, O; y3 r2 o; g/ K) Cfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 7 H. d8 S) j, g0 m E7 P) \/ Bfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + M; C4 k D' r/ g" }over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 M* l+ \0 B( f3 D/ r" Q9 t, N ]$ z9 N
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : `0 M' U' L" ~) v. ^ x$ h) PQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " P2 Y( Q6 ^* |4 ?4 w9 T/ x% `
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # H5 T+ q L0 }
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
