Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. - {4 u$ `, h7 ~- I9 ^* q
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : J* N2 {& Q& f V, R, I" D5 Y
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ( k0 a0 W4 S6 j: T 5 P0 q X; G- ]* S 7 }& U- y" V M o9 O0 s+ C
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 U& P b* i) B/ H3 M/ uWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # X* K. M5 K/ h! D) b4 Q
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % \: M+ K. ?* y# i& |. U 0 G$ \* x! t9 H: M( D9 M4 R 8 f: ?- ?2 y: F9 ~ * {9 W- V( l5 _4 z7 L! W* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % I) z7 b: @( h) L
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 M6 w# L" ?: z2 I" mWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 1 `2 w) }1 C3 AWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 $ F2 c; F# J1 F/ L* y8 V+ u# H: n
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' v2 t+ [3 I# ]; P) S
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& ], U5 A& l# [ ' N. g; `- k- T9 N( F$ p* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , G2 C6 l! q; W& K, A3 FWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & N) Q2 f( ?3 T: AWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 U" G7 K: Y' W+ F
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 : r0 q' E' V; f* ZTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 t2 v6 _" r+ k$ `, U9 Y% B2 H' x
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , G. e' ], S! }/ h$ U+ G3 b
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ( K9 ^, L1 o5 _+ U 9 n9 y5 N4 H, ]8 Z' ~5 b8 S3 j- _ * o N4 ~6 F* O5 O! I: T3 J, Y8 q, }( c) e: }0 t: J
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 5 P) J$ f$ |5 v0 j+ E# g
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 : N4 K5 D6 |) e2 w" j& {; D1 f* w
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ o$ q' t& t0 E$ \% r' f
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 J: C0 w7 U& q1 Y/ |. o4 F
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . v) A. x; y, d1 A, v- n2 \69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 8 Q2 a- T$ @: y- w/ n- X+ n# XTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 : M9 w5 o8 ?$ p2 K- @) xItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; l1 @0 c( p0 N1 C/ h4 R" p7 m% R% n J1 V: G7 z
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 c8 l1 N/ B6 v! zReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 . G U' L+ Y/ x2 b2 [
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 5 L# s. E9 R2 T, Y 8 p5 J. R1 i- P ) w; A& D6 V. S& C" M6 G7 S i9 r' P* e+ H8 F# L/ A
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 2 H) {( p0 b4 b7 C3 ^, u/ O
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / q J" ], i. b& p0 p9 _
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , ]/ a' x( z1 i- F7 q4 H. E) _Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & [3 `" @) L( u/ c9 ^& E: P0 X
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 ^- V+ J% F8 _8 MBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; q- ? }0 h+ L
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % u; D- v8 N! n @' Y& n6 G0 y$ i; zfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 $ @# T2 b/ E# `0 y! R) s1 F5 r
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 , S- K- m8 L- ]- mfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 C" k' I4 O* g5 G6 Hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) _( A( t' G- N! E4 D
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 3 Y3 F) L1 @/ \4 d( [Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " H L" C6 M! y/ z5 U9 l5 ~2 j z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 m0 J5 A6 K+ X9 P5 fWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
