Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 S! h( n9 V( G5 V
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 8 v4 M4 Z- g- }* g 0 X# ]4 @) \' }+ m5 W- S ! M% E) \ q4 ]% v/ T6 s
2 s1 F( v# ?0 `: \8 T) Z4 X+ rLook how many calories you can burn: - s7 y% L, o2 L5 O4 e, z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 8 C. f. x W% _1 a2 m+ S* _5 d# v% F
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. O H* j( D2 U2 G* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 F' S9 Q/ \& IWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 _+ U: g$ c; z) vWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # m* }2 F+ b& M( H* c3 G# l1 o' T8 }% I
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- d8 u3 y9 K4 H+ K5 x/ D/ ^* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 h5 Z! [* [) z/ P S, eWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * E# g/ x5 _% a; ]. N% WWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 `8 k- a" ?! E* i4 z3 e3 `With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # |$ j/ X# f0 P# ?
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % |+ b. p" Y% s4 ]
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- B( I; p+ L' B8 m7 I* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 5 w4 L9 q% S9 k0 }. ~ f" }4 k
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 x- f7 o- O/ n- h0 b' ?, b1 aWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 1 Z- B! B e' h5 C9 H+ F6 o) t5 R( p0 J3 N9 V' w; I+ ]
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5 {8 W& R9 Z6 a1 W& b/ L7 q) f* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 , Z; y Z3 t# |( x
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % m2 v- e$ z& L. |
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 & T" l8 I8 B& E4 o5 J9 [
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 % J0 C% _) E% F* }& I" ~4 D9 w5 x6 ]/ h6 p
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 $ J: Y7 G0 M. ]) v
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' ^: t7 h+ R! M( w/ o! U3 MJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 M; {1 a+ F, [" L( @' j R5 f/ k
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 . s! }7 V5 g! N3 B& {+ [, F. g; x' P6 Z8 [daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - B1 k+ i7 x# i @1 I" M) w69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; z3 L" i( U L9 n( g( u$ _8 B3 g
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 w2 P5 X$ o( W5 [0 i
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 % V7 B/ X+ {& X' r: s; fItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 L. u& G. X8 `& b 0 m* E2 y( V# ~: _7 ~3 G4 S 7 ] V P+ [ o+ q2 N
0 H8 @% V+ j6 V; u* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : | c9 M: t A' c2 Z( t* v
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 G5 S' B4 X) T. j) FFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 5 D5 N! I0 Q8 G8 n- R
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , Q. H4 P/ e% V6 F; qJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 f% E1 o# \- d7 `9 D& D3 z5 R
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + }% b$ @1 F! Z! ?& z; c2 C
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% e6 `" |3 v: Y0 I* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 - W4 I$ v9 r8 Z- @% Q! f$ ~Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 V1 e$ g2 f( N. m% W+ l& {from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( {. i7 T. F) @" O3 e6 Lfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % ^% M7 C1 g' z; h! t* J' Pfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 $ t r' @* n+ w! F i9 W
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 / U9 D: u( T8 }; V
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 8 r9 h( x5 g1 u5 E: `/ I6 u6 j0 d" S- J7 q8 W
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 6 x6 N* d, K, sQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 - S( w! ]- k% a4 G GBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ; v; U* @% @5 U
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
