Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; f) ]- L: t6 S( o. o7 ?) l性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 y. t, i- k/ E+ T2 g; R2 v8 Z; f* b, O- N( I
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3 c1 m; ]' P F. F6 n! W* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 4 e8 C$ q6 a6 b- rWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # h. C9 K# W( [5 ^* D# `
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + {+ d1 g. [4 Y) ` v
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' n! g) q" `# b2 E8 }
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 : C; s# u8 J: J4 }( J1 J0 [/ qWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; E- i7 Z; V/ I3 Q- v8 f4 {5 DWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 5 k) }) N1 R3 R! ^1 X6 v
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ' j; G, m# Y* G: S7 h( K" ~With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - I6 {" |% i5 t( t/ l3 Z
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " ]2 K; ]) P9 S( o6 K" M( G) B9 V' i8 a) A3 ?" x* `
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 : j1 b8 {+ j/ i2 Y6 W+ BTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 + u1 ?/ q# J# R+ `4 b
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 N2 E$ T: ?- f 8 F9 j* E5 e5 B 1 Q! m6 i6 |5 M) x/ C+ B# `8 A& C1 i; \5 x" B
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 # f( N- R+ P+ d. KHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ( o/ f1 z) C; \; d
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : [- A C0 |* \+ }2 A' ?
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 A. [- c1 W3 ]+ L: l69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 5 C1 K% L0 h9 V0 g
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( }; @2 e. G, R/ r7 b1 d: v% ?
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * b. Z# b7 w5 T( s7 s/ J1 u
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % @, [8 v5 Z0 h
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 + l+ ?% O' f- f5 G9 A! LReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 w1 {" R/ u/ t1 ^9 f% H9 \! o
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / ]4 i* Y6 c* G1 @- X5 v8 D* l8 |: [" \2 x2 d, }
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 , ^5 J% a4 A) S0 F7 HStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ) F- x) X4 O5 k
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 " q* v; N/ y# W
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) }4 { H) l- M+ Z( P5 Q# I+ ?. j
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( u4 J2 |' U9 Zfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! T- X L4 n7 ~% B! b
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 F& a/ A& Z" @7 r; E6 I, afrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 V! Z& E- _. l. a" k! F$ ^: Lfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 Z! ?8 c# F& b" _over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 3 B r9 {$ K9 Y @; d: z4 m$ {% l2 ^9 |* ^) e F0 S/ l6 ]7 G
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 . i3 O+ h5 l% I! w: FQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 a- l0 T, V* w) O: Z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 9 s, o# e3 J$ F6 V! r% a8 R. pWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
