Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ) l4 H1 S7 B/ l- D性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 / m: J* t0 A+ K# A) e# t# P
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： $ l5 j4 d( R' k* L- b ]0 P 8 d+ F4 a2 w! j- m3 L * n- ]! J) E4 \! X P 0 e( _& K2 ^! d( G/ t3 i0 t* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : P6 Z8 y o5 YWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) V% j3 e7 Q1 a; A7 q. gWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " w- p! H# ^( |: j# N% c' C+ e6 w: m
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. {* _0 I# I, s) W& L$ [1 @ 7 b# K! F9 A$ }0 a) A6 t7 n6 g* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 2 [9 M6 O" n; l. @With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! L X( X3 r3 @% }With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 e: i, c+ ^1 Z: b% l
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ]0 \$ s/ C; u+ H
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 L5 ~# ` V4 q( U' ^) ?# P' Y
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Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / p9 q& \+ ]! E3 s' @0 m4 } \
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " ?* \! w' |* V% @+ B' f0 j9 \Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; M# r: j- b7 \( t! IWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 }2 w" o- f, {5 R- f
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( F2 v9 t# X2 J3 v' i* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 0 U& u3 n5 u! r- E$ q7 A, uHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) C2 d3 x* d$ \5 }& ^, d4 B
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % s* W) H1 ]: ]5 }
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69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " B4 i! l- F# T) `: q69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 l/ n7 O0 d# ]. u7 J3 v1 u
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 b' S7 [: l$ q) O4 zItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( c# b g3 @0 C# v# G5 \ ! n+ U0 v( M* t" M: u ) v, x$ F( H- d! G$ u9 ~" [
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ; j+ P3 ^* X; }8 A& pBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 \4 F C9 K1 y5 mfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " a9 t, o, `& V9 H9 x! [from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 . |( P1 e$ ?, Y/ h# O' L a( d. G
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 7 ~4 ` ?# n! x+ F* R& Tfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % n! A9 c- I" m. N7 B+ nover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ! J, s$ c" z2 h
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Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 9 w2 \3 S* v! X# R2 v" P! H3 FWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
