Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. - B& @2 W5 ]% |8 e, z
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 2 ^5 @( W5 l% f8 M
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Look how many calories you can burn: 8 P7 d8 v3 J( W: T% l
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 6 [( i* w6 _1 e8 g& q2 }1 n
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: b; G3 n. n8 m) B9 a% q % V2 L: K/ K X7 |2 ?2 |! N( w9 t" V* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 $ ^! n& g8 P, s- O1 r2 I
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , Q* R( K7 _( v* ~
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % s( |; {. {( E3 E! d* {1 E6 T0 u! v4 X9 Q
9 U& c3 V7 x4 z 3 ]$ J4 d, c% {2 S% ~1 H% ^* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( o8 r% x& v& S; S4 K- J
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! D+ }2 I" k: fWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ( g) ^! B- g x. v7 oWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ( D0 y4 U; b, R7 Y1 h# M& cWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , ~' D5 [2 A2 @9 t+ I4 ]) r$ F: y0 b% y& t G* m! t
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ' e+ E1 ~8 F0 @8 u) ?8 y; S& o
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , ^2 `! D1 z' X3 E5 V
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ; [+ K$ M2 b- ~6 n4 W9 ]6 y 4 X% ]1 O, [; ?- i( l6 } u) g5 ] ( p9 b$ H( x& \1 y+ m' W9 g
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ( @, y! r/ y0 o# Y/ A, C L
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 B: ?. x5 G @- S. e/ a rTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 7 n( \3 B( n- p2 m+ u& g; _
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 B+ ?/ N9 c0 _$ d4 _3 k; e! `" s3 d
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. d0 O* w, F4 }( R# ^' Q# D/ n5 j* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 * k5 n, b0 [% _/ GHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' V! V9 c8 u& `; m- Z( mJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : ]5 c" ^5 g& X' b2 P1 p & `3 C o* v5 \# Y! `3 @- r ( c2 X9 X. Y: ^( {: ~% I. P
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 \: n6 s# H2 v9 u) Z9 G69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; A5 N3 P7 K: J2 J; M+ g1 x
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' k( W, I0 q6 H8 s
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & O d( n+ K7 R- U/ S3 M* ^ Q7 m7 S
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 T% ?) Q: G- L; N: n3 C( _ H- S/ E; {( t& ~ ( ^" v3 T, O; J! e' s l4 d9 a0 j7 u$ A4 e* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 3 l4 C; V1 w9 P: k0 T, i4 E% q$ E, G
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 }/ H9 Q$ D. ]8 h
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 Q' R# p8 P" s. p$ F0 W
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 1 _4 i* M+ w& ?9 C3 pStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . }6 ^3 M* g ~0 N0 D; w9 nJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , W/ U: z0 k1 R8 Z% F* \& DExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 z( Q" r9 F# S4 E4 M# y k/ E3 t4 P! m6 q0 U% _
3 O) Q3 H4 M, m 0 P6 ^ E9 ^# Y* O* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 Z/ e% O; j) }4 m& T9 P6 f
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 A* i- @& J2 A: A$ Q( T' h, N
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - D5 r8 O- l9 B9 \% I, ufrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 & a8 S( h6 }7 Y/ U, R$ n. rfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % V; {/ W \/ c, K3 p% M& b) k9 nfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 K2 u$ O4 N& [" z
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 ]. O# n8 r& _6 I2 B
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . y* _4 r+ t0 C" x9 j" C' DBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 2 q8 p9 b# K" C( m) g H0 O* s6 g
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
