Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 i. z2 M3 t) Z' Z. @! @$ I
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ _0 K: Y7 ?' J+ `, W5 G! u5 y" u! K) [+ K; [, x2 ~' M
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Look how many calories you can burn: 0 V) n; L& J/ o/ Y
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 8 o; N0 k: h' j8 i
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# J" |# L) o- i9 a1 ~* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 0 K8 L6 @: c% M0 S& C* T
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) y) L I4 B4 }' |
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - h% j6 k/ r+ |: I7 h
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * u2 D& C7 U% O3 J* a
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ( [9 J0 H7 v1 k
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , d9 t# \7 J2 L7 @1 cWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 u- z# h9 P V: S& o* w
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 # ^# `+ U; U/ W
0 \ k2 @! Q/ [7 c ; P0 a1 O2 V+ `1 N( D7 c 4 d7 {- `4 \& }2 g/ {+ B2 J3 M! F* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 o9 S! C$ q2 x- l% [4 t! MWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 Q+ f; n n6 j/ ^% ?- m$ v5 ]6 b
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ( Z- r& C* o" H# R7 n9 G: s 3 @( O* Y% Q2 x8 a6 Z) Z w8 L; _2 p+ e: A + h3 i7 v. F+ n! C0 O+ O/ ~5 b* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 `1 m( B" v( \Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " z" q, G& d$ ^ [) }Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 8 j N& M/ H- n
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & z; b" t- x i5 D6 Z6 u
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ; D6 p0 Z; J* P9 q9 Z( Y9 wHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " _7 E+ @/ O' `: j* ^Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # o9 |0 t0 B2 ~; }$ x0 s1 }/ `: N
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 . q5 o T- A4 m% c8 Z; f! E/ ~
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " g' b# O' I1 @3 a
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 D, @# k5 B3 ]/ e0 _! Y1 D9 D5 qTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! E/ c# N: o) ]3 W1 e; XItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + v4 }$ G& ?, F
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 8 }* R/ ]4 |: O! }; S
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 * D' _* T+ ?$ ]: u. iFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; B! D- s% g) c8 L) J5 a 7 D& f) p {) D H% { + D C% v7 s" h- `2 K+ }
* g: s6 s6 ~- S) f+ P( J* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - q- @8 c" |$ F+ e/ V" J6 EStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / t5 ~4 U: ]9 d$ K; ^+ f b b$ `* RJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 3 L4 B: O9 i' ?+ UExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . e. q3 q* ~. U4 p
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : R% q& W1 [7 M# X8 j# L
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & ]& D0 g& H, O( K9 a! b, b
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 6 q) X5 g5 r3 k) j8 C- {( |* v- d' K
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 4 |) S/ G+ f2 X1 L+ z! h- o
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ! e" M( Q0 s4 J. t4 Y4 @from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( [8 p, y$ A9 k9 Y! A3 T, p
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # Q. I# e1 u; T4 x4 b2 y
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) h% c2 A6 \' J# [5 L& {* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ p4 ^. h3 I+ `; T* X: [2 NQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , W- J' G2 M8 [5 C9 u. }
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % t, J+ R0 z) Y9 X: h/ C- p' k# Y
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
