Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 Q+ ^9 G/ W/ P; Y
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 4 l7 S% o0 i+ k& n5 D' \( @0 E* k- d3 Z4 G
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Look how many calories you can burn: 6 v8 S* Q U' _( f
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 8 i% p# C! I5 _0 A0 i5 a5 c
5 j/ K0 I3 x4 l 1 z1 Q- z. `3 W0 f2 s* I' { ( Y3 C8 b1 m5 B% I* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 7 U2 E/ H0 I' m# p+ D7 F
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 n4 G6 A+ B3 V0 G5 g' k1 F
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( q0 u5 L$ Q) L6 r 2 v2 A. [. t0 E 8 A3 d3 |9 D8 |2 u9 U8 R4 C
) z( W( v1 H; N* g( ^, b a* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 Q% j& M7 V- a& c, J
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! T$ o( C' R; @ V* a1 ^; `3 ~( ?+ `With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " }+ z0 p2 ]5 V8 W! `: yWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 & C& N: T1 t+ f0 P/ l
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " H) Z0 P) h7 h7 O! R# x6 T& r
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1 e: `/ N* U! m# j* O* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 F' f( T6 c0 h, h* ^ w1 RWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ' M! v$ B9 q U
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ' u S5 O9 v0 v# W
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . Y, _, W8 {. f: z u B% iTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 Q2 [, ~; A- I* YTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - E3 d# d8 g9 N7 @ L1 YWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 - B1 J" J. J( u- V9 S; K ^3 F( d
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 / s5 o T) w/ }' O( W& {1 G# [; S9 |Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 . R+ l5 R4 L2 b& r; c! ~- k7 @
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 m1 ~& X2 a# {" O$ ]& S4 l
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 7 ?8 l( W7 ?0 Q' Z4 n0 G: w
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; h" u E/ R+ R& X* L3 `69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 m; [" D% c( ~+ j9 w/ C9 S8 }
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 m: B( M d$ b: LItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; v, ?4 D4 q3 O+ x% [' Y" H1 i5 P" M
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; r- w7 q8 N0 k- V; x
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 u. V$ W$ H! ]) ?
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . V+ D/ q% Y9 o* b+ T/ w3 @Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % v( U7 `& |- \8 y ^2 wJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 b* a0 n0 Q7 q5 i; gExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , ^% @! M; y+ o7 u2 u4 D5 l& g8 a- r$ \5 a; i @1 D. W% u
F" `/ [) O' W, P ; Z& i4 K* b/ h+ X& D* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 s( s$ \7 a, R7 C/ FBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , K/ y5 r* K! I7 F0 pfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , L( X$ E; L2 E6 L5 \" [5 e
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # A0 D' k. l$ E+ {$ I7 Z/ H$ d
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 v x: z- J7 }
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ ]& v2 H9 X5 X/ Dover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; \3 G- | E" E5 h$ h! |; z 8 z3 |0 {4 s, b& W! y8 M# G 1 t! l. ^% d- Q, _) C8 F3 m; s/ ]8 d' g
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 6 e) n3 M: X# }3 @Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 & |. J1 H/ R! N2 V4 XBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 - h8 A8 [5 r4 E9 t
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM