Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. " a0 z; H% E3 \. j$ P' T性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 , t0 a5 g* l" l" p! W* n
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; v: z, [$ a9 Q0 }! n 7 _: e. L: g, _ nLook how many calories you can burn: 8 q+ p- \8 g4 t; M5 x7 ~2 Y你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 8 I) i" e( ^$ g; Z8 g1 k1 x7 d: S$ I# g' _) ~
: L4 m4 J( z7 w4 N. u! {; ]0 k 7 G9 z% c5 e0 I: p, S+ ?* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 4 ]% H2 N7 e* f; D% }With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + P' d) V& `6 O9 i& YWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 n; [5 R3 d% X. w) H7 ?9 l
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* \7 ~* S! m Y: K$ Q % B1 N. T3 r' K5 m1 m* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * Z+ {$ u7 g7 x% z: U
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 % C7 v3 k! J! J4 z- n' ^/ e. CWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 V# T- U8 n3 n; m5 t% D
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 3 G4 x4 ^& F5 b, m) u5 X5 @( C
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ) P( {0 }1 t, |6 |' ]- {* i6 c0 ]$ t& ^
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 * ^6 [! w9 c3 ]' E6 M8 F( CWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ( Q7 \- O0 {/ o/ I
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 : F0 O/ `0 w0 u( w5 B# \% o0 ^$ s* F; l& }) s+ B. P/ F
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 - ?' \' T- R: Q1 YTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . p4 C8 I9 F: E7 a/ P5 ?& ^, U
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - ]* d3 S' M Z9 ~6 Z! ?Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & N1 x7 I8 g- a0 h' U: S$ d+ {' g* x4 ]9 Y* C; Y& g
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 R' B6 w: G' u+ |4 Z1 q! T) KJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 O2 z# Z% x4 e F4 g1 Z- k
) X! q2 E6 A& c; X # z9 x4 P" {# `8 X) o 8 D0 b6 k5 l, F$ m* POSITIONS 姿勢 . E9 v; h( D* _- Xdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 . {* F t4 |4 s69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ n2 A6 d& ?) j, Q
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! Z# _$ H* ~6 H/ F( V
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) A0 u, d1 {' J2 ?2 H4 N% AItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ' T0 D. h- Q7 e3 W . d& x7 I5 k7 y6 b7 Z : l7 \! z9 v, B
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 v& N* s" ~- I- F
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 D% P9 m/ y" IFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - J$ `2 `# w$ \3 f; ^* C/ r
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 / M5 z9 A# ~4 w+ n* o' X' eStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 & I+ J* A7 v6 e* i' K9 w/ G& ~8 AJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 a1 N; ]; F* z5 l5 D4 q3 ^3 LExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 s9 Q$ ~0 q2 A/ s
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 8 q/ s( p) R; u- x8 O! i' w
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; n+ d* s g) U' j- ~3 ]6 _# m( r+ h& ^from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 v; M, e/ w2 U& L9 m* I, p
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 $ A2 H5 m8 ^: e+ S
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % S5 c# q% c; m, Y- v8 V
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) w$ j d# \- S" w- c! Wover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 - Z" [# W' l0 p+ A* x8 e2 j
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 , F# @! D1 Z* r4 R; U M. ^Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 Z- `) b- |: LBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + w4 F2 ?: I v4 H BWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
