Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ' B" ^. P* _3 E# f. ]性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! c+ U$ z" T6 x! Y2 T' G& A M3 |
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 5 g- E7 O3 Y" Q
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 8 y9 j( n! U2 t8 x; q8 m. r( N2 ]
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( O* H9 a3 |! D1 U . C8 G w, c9 Y' H ; Y4 W, C5 ?0 A% o& }; M! G2 r # Y& v$ C5 ]" h2 } Y' ~0 n* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( w# u# c. q) Y6 @. W# ~% nWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' z% d% W! C9 G. H' z3 B$ k" ZWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ) i0 G; \% _7 P0 i( e& Z6 D: G, d8 AWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ( R- t/ O! G. d) N, q" {& {
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % ?$ B3 @& S' I$ Y* `
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ {; L9 e/ P7 X k5 W
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : L3 z; K& l; a4 F* c
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 _. i! T; U1 v# ]. z8 H* R/ T, g+ v 7 e' |. c- H4 T& K - c3 M1 {0 c P' f5 I4 M) J3 A : N ?. x0 i: a Y3 r4 X. H; ?* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 / U( I* z! n0 fTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 X$ f. } X$ i% X$ W
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 f7 [4 ?( w6 r' Q/ a2 a% e: BWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 x6 |4 ?2 o9 G w( y. z& Y; N1 Q0 u2 Y$ X% T& K
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ! g: Z2 O p7 V, D
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ; o, `4 U5 F& N" \$ ]! |! w% Z; [+ J; l# r) G3 K( y
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , j2 }5 V9 E0 s2 |3 Q2 {# O69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 H0 |& M1 T' i7 [$ A69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 - O; X2 m) B4 C) W a* f$ w7 ], Z) S7 x
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 # M: s1 r- w+ r
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ \6 ~1 P+ `7 w 9 P5 w }9 L% w. L& Y# h C 8 l+ \6 ~, k" S9 N$ ^7 s
- x6 R5 q) j0 L c6 ]& f* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 0 R: S6 b5 T+ X. p! ?0 N) `$ gReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( Z% [" }# G/ iFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ c1 [# z+ J T - L/ \, S3 w% L4 N8 ~0 E - W8 ^( p( c: w) P7 }9 | ~% x: }! m, y& w% Q
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 Z. r" t& ^0 w3 z+ j5 @+ CStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / O0 O' I% C: N7 }4 f3 V, G& x: y" a
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 5 G8 @$ I) C4 @, K* Y8 K7 Y4 }
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' ^+ e& `* e5 \+ C$ a1 U
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : F8 ?. w( l0 p0 o m4 y
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! o* w2 M$ X7 `
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ; W* \9 J# [! r) _- \from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ( V& X) I3 K& L: M: U- ]/ ~3 D0 L
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 V( o1 f! p- u; m2 E k
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 * n1 n: w+ F. s3 ~, v/ `$ Z2 e+ H
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 6 U1 C4 Z+ r" d- x1 H ~$ Q4 ^3 Q! s" |9 S0 M! ]; {4 S5 a' }
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 U) ~6 D2 o4 f* p4 B5 o. p2 b% e
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ~/ d# z/ y6 E' e1 Z' L) l3 D
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
