Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , g! ~6 E f% t# p3 N9 ?) n, ^$ ?性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 t; T" n) g& V, o* G3 K
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Look how many calories you can burn: ( ? s& V2 D/ m- {7 m你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： . \" N1 p9 J3 a1 [' J2 @ / p7 u7 w/ \6 f% P6 L $ W* k. P6 E( J- G/ U/ l4 c6 M+ C; o % w2 M5 I; T- h {* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; X$ ?; v1 }: p" pWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ; f& N- f% [" R1 N# mWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 * T; P, E5 u( a( u ' ^6 x/ i2 i; ^& t! w" V , L- I0 p l( p
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( I% B5 B2 U, i
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 4 n I8 T2 R8 ]" l2 ^
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; p$ y! [, o+ e0 O0 X/ d6 ^ ~With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . l, ~5 C9 R {/ }1 B) s7 t" a" V
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 a! P/ b5 U2 s. X C* s& l+ n0 p E; x( K0 g1 G8 A
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ W' s* O7 t0 _ l5 qWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " {* r; I# a4 E- \- w
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 ?- G$ G) X- J4 x! i" |& B2 @- Z3 w" `# _
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 o' ^2 T4 e% v; ~4 `Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 : b+ D1 G' j+ |$ AWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : c& @: E" e0 O" l8 M/ d& Z7 T+ G3 N( B: K
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 8 _/ T, |3 t# T9 d- b4 N& nJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 m8 f2 I& s9 d4 T' |! q6 e6 v6 L6 m g
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 ; p: f4 A) {/ }/ wdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 `8 t0 l8 D4 o/ F% }% x
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; ], j9 [, b, x) A4 v
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) Q4 ~6 o. f' g$ Q! t! g3 QTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * p* B! `8 A0 u* k2 e9 T% m
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( Q3 s" I L3 y% t7 ^* a8 s( K/ c / x2 ^* c( \3 g0 [3 E9 n* M 3 f3 e5 q$ z3 I$ N- R 3 B; u' \! m+ g* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 2 H4 d" n- u$ o, T# M1 X" _9 @6 E) ^+ O
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 O9 i6 U. m/ K( z2 {- G: cFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 }4 {. m7 E; ]# f4 \; Z8 j+ U! W
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^* i7 T3 h: s+ t j8 C }" d6 m* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ( X. s2 e; N9 a1 F) W9 U' s" _Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : M, V* _, h0 v# w+ P& mJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / c# L1 {( E& i2 E$ ?% [Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 l; h; b# Z! p H6 Y
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 L4 q* v: \! L* Y; U; k+ t/ i- v
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * u2 Z0 R- R" B& y, j( J/ O3 b
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , g9 c4 x( B1 x, ?
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 1 z2 t0 N$ u a$ Wfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' z5 F- z2 @5 m' u/ s
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & e* f) A6 w1 r y9 z , t' i: B0 ^& C5 ?8 }: Y4 _ 2 B4 ^7 q) t# r2 Q3 E5 z* x: ?
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 , X7 S+ g! n/ IQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 B4 g; f/ N- l3 B" U2 \* \( U/ \Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 " Z/ [! ~/ Q% i V `
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
