Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 w) o3 t' v t; `& ]: D性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * g, L, }* r0 b j3 W) X5 f1 J3 s, G4 k+ k5 c" }
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1 m+ S* j9 e5 E9 N, X" R8 F; N % D4 g: o" M0 p( q( Q* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 * ]9 U k4 P# K& }7 h h4 @
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 8 t& o" |; h+ g) V1 b' T
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : Y4 c+ E/ @5 p4 N
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4 E, ]% V6 B2 e; ^8 T4 K* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ! c; f, U3 g+ d U! I; ~With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * j4 K( s$ W* T& _, c' v) JWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " C7 E- D7 V; z/ E/ k
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 A& [9 |9 x; r, v. T
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 8 {6 E& Q4 v8 ?/ ?' I" v# D0 Y- H' Q" c
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ a0 }8 s: s9 u# ?With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 2 ?! O5 _8 L( x: @
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 T5 r7 u1 Y |, }1 `0 A * O$ T. M" \9 |- v ^% ~+ Z 3 ]: S0 _% d# X6 R1 e* K
5 @. o! r/ i$ t+ r# [7 Q* V* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . C# ?$ p+ y. m; @: UTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 l+ d8 T7 H6 h" c/ I5 N7 @* ]
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! K! N5 a# R( B- I% B% m/ t! Y; yWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 9 Z0 v) g( R3 C- J$ Q9 W2 {# Y
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$ }3 t4 j6 T4 _- C* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 # c( y+ Q7 o+ GHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , ~' L7 H. s7 m1 A4 @' ^& ^( KJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! @. ^& I* ]2 m: b6 C , n7 E- k4 V7 | & ?- Q$ z8 k, ?0 m/ [) u
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 3 q; n- \# Y E. C- e
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 e$ G9 B" r) W: n* E1 S
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 5 K* Y- `4 k% H& j# ^Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 ~! l9 Z3 S; h; S/ P8 e8 L
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( q r. j+ H7 n3 y' d
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ! V- {3 C* x" z4 S' ^ ]Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' j- G- W; |+ T' ]$ Y- d: r6 {( m
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' e) E, z3 S. _" r , I# K; e, G- k( h# Z+ a 7 m5 z s% k U- S
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 1 E. I* z0 S- FJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 6 n5 x& l# M. ?0 C) d- rExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 - C6 O6 m' A, T: A, @ ]$ Y* R* A8 `7 M: z
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ! [+ c+ K. f( s( I/ Y( aBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 $ F3 y" A- n9 v1 _/ t1 Q2 j8 v0 xfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 : G: L$ K4 r+ E4 wfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 * O' e$ O6 z: X. A F
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 j7 W8 e3 C/ S5 e4 V# M9 J9 ~from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + Y8 Y6 m9 c# f3 `/ j) {4 R2 n
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 v; N9 r0 m3 X3 W1 D ' f: P2 R8 h/ ]5 P- @* c( ^ $ b+ o. ?- ]; w% s( p7 i
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * W" q `$ Z8 C0 e0 x) t; A' ]! ?! nQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 w) k1 k- ?. H/ |- K
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 w! P4 Z" b% ~8 q. WWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM