Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * U+ s6 G1 R0 S" }7 R! q8 q1 B+ j1 h性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 - h) [: }$ _5 x G* | S
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 * A+ e. Y6 u2 b( K7 [2 T
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ P. C7 C. x. E, r, O2 Q
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 ~5 w8 ~- m1 D X' J) J
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 b% U. c: l& _8 j4 U
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 B" W) R# t3 H" h- SWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 I, P, Y% [4 Z8 |! G7 `, {With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 / U7 ` h, S% z0 {2 f/ H+ I" X
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 R" p5 C' s3 |9 I4 _' ^/ b. N
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& ^' A" ?4 V+ n7 N' ~* J$ H + v1 I N! C& X" R1 m* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & @1 T& o6 G4 s& l; m3 l: v: l0 `9 q
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 q/ _0 a2 i/ y4 X* m+ e6 i) M( ~% JWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + ^% _8 M4 h, }- Q0 U; i. ?+ h
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 0 U0 V: j! w lTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 R N& }0 |' f5 p2 z
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' ?$ K$ ?/ C8 ]Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 j7 @! w/ |' K5 d
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 2 i4 K2 W" P; S1 sHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 n+ r ~3 C: T6 p! Z4 Z+ m" t5 Z
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # e8 @; m( g& x4 b
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( |& H" P5 b( G) D+ d5 I
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 n a2 ~( E: }1 X: a
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( r$ y9 K4 H+ D2 Y e4 S$ `. r
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 " l" j& ~- Q' X+ Y- m( Z4 n9 ?
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 6 O( F3 j: L# C, i$ K' |; y# h
6 C/ F" R( m* `+ D1 U & c* K0 ]/ A* T8 M7 Y 7 T( ^ a+ J: y d. w" X& G/ R/ y. q* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 8 ~& Q# \1 ]$ O6 r! `: UReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( ~( Y3 d0 j6 y& g
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) ~7 S$ m0 x/ [3 J8 }& [
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - |& e- e j! t! n9 e) N. n; m9 N& {; q, WStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 " s9 e# T2 O& G# t
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 # l# j4 J$ x1 _5 m
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1 p' M3 w) S, D% r
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. u8 B: Z% Y( ^7 w m- V. S( x2 w$ e3 ]* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 $ K7 ?" f" t( ^2 k. D8 [Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 0 G Z6 y8 I$ M8 j9 W4 Z) U
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 , H" j: D/ x* a! `" Ofrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # S6 I& F; W. b( }1 F
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ; y$ }1 ^# n# n7 V2 X Xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - [0 t# @4 R+ J# ] ]0 l$ Q
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 c( f1 D( c8 q0 y
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 B( }3 @0 `3 B5 G2 C
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' m/ s( }8 e+ T* V' |
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
