Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 8 f( \9 \2 X! }- q2 ]# R3 [. `8 J
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " k. Z+ l5 A' ^" @3 Y: q
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Look how many calories you can burn: # Q4 W N8 E+ B$ t
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 9 T% X( [4 c p' s% R, m
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 Z2 D3 N" E, _1 s3 d+ I6 ^ ?
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) |4 s2 h1 G# u3 B, HWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; E& V/ p$ e$ l
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - b4 P* `$ ]2 z/ ^6 `& p3 f- ?
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 z5 l) O- J& G: Z* w3 m/ n" q
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " \ |% ~: |6 A) U" F0 p: F
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % s2 S" l% P2 {6 s
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " S! S* D( e1 i9 o4 a8 D' L
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 p% Y" k" `6 G2 t6 @& DWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 / k3 [" t/ n. ^/ rWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 s: D1 N; {- | G( s
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 T* I) ?: u) C; NTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + [9 g1 I1 C4 s4 @$ q# x
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 K, V. D! |0 d" E# t
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : u" u% |" r1 C' Q4 A. o6 ]
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; e, H) F. N) kJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * f, h G5 K3 }+ x8 u
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/ }0 ^: Z0 E* w# s( R* POSITIONS 姿勢 0 b& ~! Q' P" w. l( t7 v
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # z1 d7 i& F& A0 f4 \
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * s/ V: B4 ]/ Y: D. j* R3 Y69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 1 j( x* u1 z/ i4 d* cTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 , G5 x0 i0 l2 t/ S3 j* KItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " z: z6 n2 m, n1 k8 s ! t1 B8 u: Z, m , V3 \' E0 U4 r2 i$ ~ - J _2 l; `4 w7 _) L9 ~* Z U1 `* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 * G7 Q4 z( V% C4 M' ]9 F6 q. [Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 z) g+ ]& A- A- I! F# gFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 H( J9 S$ L$ r
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 + c" {' a- l4 J( Q
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . ^4 m; o! v- bJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % f# e; T/ V. I$ u I( @
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 - Z) M2 d; e0 S% q 9 o' J4 A1 S0 {/ T& [ ) c# E* G9 E9 f3 K/ H# a6 y
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 5 L# [7 Z: E% B
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) m) i% V7 H0 L1 o1 @+ @" cfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 1 _- V( l& W; G! Vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % H L i' o, K' d
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 - x. B) f2 L9 G8 x" s: p
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 8 I; i1 s% b9 f- v! w
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 x! e1 U" d' W. ]
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 0 Q6 L& T) c w# i1 A/ N* |* dQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ' X3 l; \6 o: z+ T4 a8 ZBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ; |7 Y% Z* [* {* o+ M
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
