Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. , y9 u; b; \6 S+ Y% z6 ~' L& n8 K, E性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " ?+ w: ^0 K+ G1 J
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： " o. I4 l6 _/ M
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( w/ t; J" s8 T( N: ?With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 $ ]0 R; F8 r. r( S$ O+ }' \8 CWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0 k0 e# q x( \9 A: Q5 K' { O0 S
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * O9 K: V' a- e. K
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 n6 I) ]* f; R4 l m3 a/ g
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 % d3 M2 c/ I, u4 qWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 U l* B. B9 F" d3 zWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ) m: u5 y7 u b% m6 ?
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 _/ H4 Y3 w, r+ ~9 S t& H
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & u' S1 A! d' [# N' E: a. ?, g) s
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 q* ~0 [. B/ |( B( W5 J # x9 j. s7 m, R - g2 d3 a# K1 x3 O0 N9 S- | 3 b8 M4 Q. T1 \ P* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ Z2 q, y9 @( t2 K0 c; s' uTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ G3 u8 N2 u$ D( y# ]" `# c9 ?
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 6 Q& p5 U8 l" O5 c' n- Z8 |$ q- ~
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * {3 `. X& Z0 b0 @6 v
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) ~3 e1 x2 m$ L1 h1 {% L
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : R# I+ D+ g- Q) I5 g1 [# B ) W& f- l. A4 ~7 }* m* `$ U 6 [" M7 u0 e1 L4 L" }& l K# _" T J* l, c
* POSITIONS 姿勢 5 L& `$ i, V" z9 X5 B* l# {/ ~/ @daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 V6 v9 w. l8 U, q1 V69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % |$ r8 j' j: m7 o, Q) t( D69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 * \, c5 @! ]+ |; K0 `
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & O% q# B4 w6 w# f# TItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) v9 f& D9 N& Z4 h" G ' N1 {" k. c) q0 y* H/ C8 x ; {2 v: r1 [3 L: Z6 h " z1 r, B6 H9 c" S. v* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 # Q/ H( x' K! [ f/ O+ }, [Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 y" S- r( H. ?# `2 hFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 w; C" \; J& v. ^' w* K9 B$ ?; l
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % b/ a3 [" Q' T! m0 B* u4 PStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 $ E/ B5 f% i% L G/ n7 I7 d! u- D
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 2 m h" \% a) P
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 Y( ~) a2 P) l; }* u* q* n ; O6 C6 T6 Q1 v( E% o" A 1 R: ^. \4 H( d$ s0 L- c! W+ H
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) M( [7 G* b9 \' x! E" k& ^from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 8 V& z$ G8 c) {8 Y9 u8 H
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ( }2 N( m! o$ S4 S
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % g* n) M' W* L5 q! q
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 z8 h% c6 C1 t2 z9 H7 n5 ~
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 9 Y4 o+ m5 U5 F& Y1 G4 p8 ?, f" K# s6 n: n
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : A0 X; J' I$ [- @8 S
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % C+ }2 s( ?8 [" W9 `% V4 rBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + P0 |8 V. V: U3 X" F. g! u
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
