Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 U3 w. ?& t! j3 }8 [) Z# B! S0 T性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) r% y' W5 c4 J+ ~
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9 r6 s$ g( Y+ K9 W {8 s# R* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! ^; p5 X' A3 E. n- A. V% s- oWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' {3 \7 |% R- @4 n' {
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % V: z- N8 H" T% t2 B7 I7 n4 X5 u, A2 e; L% @( _
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # O0 }4 b5 K7 E0 d, EWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 W o, c H) F! C4 P8 B. mWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 N# k3 X+ \! G- g+ Z7 w5 ?With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . W2 U# O9 F0 L/ o. |+ i! O8 z. G9 r2 ~) _
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ' R- i6 y1 H" I0 S* h# U
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # R" w0 @/ @& }! Z- H( i* \/ {) VWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 * D" T0 }' I! ?$ o7 f( T7 L7 [
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 O# n n* a, y. kTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 5 W' z/ ?7 Y& ]; ]* a3 a
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 f+ a a; \& ^7 R, wWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 . z! d4 m1 f, `3 t+ S& p5 m; b+ t ' T4 E% S* n! ?/ t+ {# ~- f, L$ N 1 {8 Z0 E, c' I" G" B+ ~7 X+ b
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 U/ e5 N0 V3 k7 c
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 1 R2 W) ~7 ~* X. l7 F* o. l' A6 m
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 3 a8 e* K9 o* s2 R1 hReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : h/ a4 M! z. }! C. ~) a& h8 [Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 + F( f' s' I& V, _7 Q0 H
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 4 O: [7 \& R- g$ |3 p. c
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 / D$ ~! j2 S9 z* Y
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 T: u" ^) `8 I8 S8 v6 Q& j" t8 M/ N1 B) j) F. X7 @
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from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ X q( s5 m) f3 K0 @- Z6 ^from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 : Z7 q3 g1 v' y$ |: a, F! {from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 - ]9 `. w5 k1 \% N" L+ r0 tfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 N6 p" s u% Q' u+ v% e6 Qover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 $ r8 ^5 F; C q. K$ V! ]
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 3 u% P6 m" }- n" X- U6 V
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 8 v6 @8 }3 N! t# u t# R, z8 |& Q+ TWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
