Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 8 O) E9 x& t I0 r8 H$ n
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 3 m$ z$ o% C* h9 d q/ {9 H: y$ B9 _2 t+ r6 j" |9 L" r
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Look how many calories you can burn: ! ]" R l7 v( e7 t5 `, {你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： : E6 S; q3 L. L8 X, e
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9 {7 ~& C9 V; J1 n ! I- K5 i8 l3 C9 T* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 % d. |1 z2 m% M1 XWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * C' F6 Y6 s0 o6 M% A8 P3 VWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 d/ v. d" S/ ^0 K& E
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ! Y( Z7 y# n0 M
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 l; n5 ~- V% u- P. @1 z
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 f3 v" i; ~: Z9 c
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * D; i& d5 A3 U/ L3 b/ |; n+ v& Z
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 7 x0 c \+ U1 ~0 \ " N* [1 g: U- M! t " z( f' w& _3 N6 F9 v! B% r - [) \- P% B: f* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 : z. Z+ u/ _3 W- F7 v8 c" y" f0 I0 Z" lWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - @4 F$ x8 e# ^! `0 c
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! d3 B# |8 D. L0 o7 c
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ F5 Z$ H1 I/ ]Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / A* b5 y! p7 x# aWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : x' H3 k6 S0 P z4 E4 [
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ! B& P5 x3 K+ `9 L3 e" y
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ o8 ]: T! U" z/ k/ A
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 & f9 j3 |0 s" U8 U5 ndaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! o- h9 s; k" Z- V* ]5 u2 j$ l
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( i9 [" }9 ^: J g% b5 E69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 p" {& U" K( p5 W3 s; z" \- lTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 / j( F) C. q2 u! e: _Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 J9 R/ q; F( c, E2 j: ?# D
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " Z$ D) u, n& @- l
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : R$ s% r. X1 L4 o4 k) n+ S8 ~* h& u& ]/ Y4 y; `* d
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 k, ~. `. Z, A, O
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 9 j8 U5 ^' k' w3 a0 T4 h% b- j2 F# V5 U
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 5 Z9 l) e* N' W6 h! P; F- n; r. R7 v
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # _4 l2 u7 K9 t: Q4 TBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) s' P; @: c0 t+ _
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 0 j* d2 l: l" N% T: tfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " j8 I; N/ G+ F; k$ G6 m3 }from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * r: w$ Y/ d2 q# ufrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - V" {* p( H. b9 ?( l0 tover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 G: {0 a5 O0 w# F5 D& e
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 & _" h3 s) P( |" n- b( _, c% _2 ~( |Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % \9 ?* C8 v* [* {1 B3 QBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 S4 B' D" V6 z0 o
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
