Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ( W' j, |# h# k: L3 h性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 # y v+ w5 ^+ O% @; U
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2 Y: i3 f, j- K) o; A( S 3 N. _/ X T) e3 |) s: e aLook how many calories you can burn: 6 V5 f- d7 l+ p5 r; H你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: / w& z* U6 F; x9 k( H1 C" B7 r3 I" M- x4 S/ [3 E
' T. e$ W. X# v8 I9 k9 m $ ~+ D Z* e+ A* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + c" |# F' o" A1 ]) F/ O y! tWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " h0 k9 h$ r, H' i) h7 I" \! V
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 ]7 ^8 w T0 e K1 ~0 C$ u
8 g" S) j2 u1 }& N, T+ }6 `2 H ( C# F, ^; w2 P 8 I+ I# T& ^' X: F+ H' p* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : }: Q- E2 o$ p1 g; V' a7 x
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 b) w( [5 @# W ]( M5 G& jWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ( W5 R4 y& |( u7 e/ zWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 f; C- d; ^6 gWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & {- t0 t- q& j) n7 W% N
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 * v% ]* v/ V7 M% N [1 kWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , r7 _" b. z3 C2 E! s: xWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & U/ y+ s' k5 L0 A5 W; N! {, r1 ?4 O6 Q( X
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ; c* u: G) H7 q7 \9 z' v* I
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + y% b! g5 v9 E9 n/ \# C0 OTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! I& [/ t5 D: J( c1 CWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 # M7 j- a6 U& i" @8 N9 U! N [' ~- V
3 ?$ i3 Z# w5 ? % b3 E6 K _' q* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 9 K5 q" D6 O& }% D( D) N: n4 pHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 # \) y0 y B/ p s' X
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 , c" j8 M) S5 u# \ b' I
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 2 G" P, U5 z& f
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! o1 M( l% A. w% }2 @' N69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 / a4 v% u8 I4 `1 h) t1 f
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . Z/ }. _! l/ W6 ` U/ O
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ) Z6 o# H3 h& R4 y( P% d
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " F, n1 S2 A; r. j- N; Z" R* v
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0 p% K% x! {, m" T; n9 L* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 2 n8 b4 u2 A. \# A) l; w' N9 |Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ) x5 z3 n6 S) N3 x4 mFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , E9 q1 `+ E- b - A6 I" _" N I " m2 {4 ]0 B" @$ U3 {! t9 Z
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 6 u$ ?/ T1 I8 y# qStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 * y3 }4 @/ p/ K6 Q2 N, `. r3 ?Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ' \, m& |' [- ZExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 8 r2 R) \. P4 `" I& k2 [: o2 _; o& |1 e: L
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 U4 N- p- G. E( l* B' j
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : R; i) n; U4 g$ [1 N: n
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # L" K/ g( o1 F# C0 S
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ! x& K" R# ^. j" x
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & h; q* B, H) Q, y5 F8 xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 . M6 v _: A; F v
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & a" c: v) |# Y4 m0 i
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7 X( T' y# R* W6 O$ N ' _ e* N9 e1 N1 l6 m* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ r' k T0 N& g4 M9 u1 k
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ( w; u7 i& U5 R& c/ y
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 & c. d" I! U3 N& _! BWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM