Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. $ D9 m, [" _! d+ \- x" i
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( M- B, Q/ N8 {
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Look how many calories you can burn: 5 |2 B) V; m+ {3 x" }/ O1 A你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 3 d9 d6 u4 A& h @
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 B, y* j8 o/ b2 N" _+ ?- a1 H) `
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' e. v5 M1 d9 M) h$ B3 f1 tWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ( j ~4 o+ a; T6 z" I7 P X0 h+ M% } $ ?( c8 L: ~, f2 Y, [ / y* z3 w. a7 J- b8 r c; D& y- `- h& [6 B# I8 X* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 $ J5 |; }9 Y9 k" g9 {/ T4 k& E, iWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! z3 W* i* ~* L* W- CWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " M4 r0 i; o- C, t$ kWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! Q V: D% C" D. x9 f8 ~# s
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 V- q+ n% v7 D, F, F8 b+ S5 n
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 + f; {- P0 l1 ]! {
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 % o& H! L8 f5 R' {% t8 ~
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 H1 @& p) `8 v- d) ^; c 3 S3 F$ c2 F6 ?( \ . Y, Q8 j) n9 T+ j6 f( @- a5 q! V ( o2 G) Q, d5 F8 c5 M/ Z, b1 K9 Z* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 F" z! Z- [7 O. U7 k3 p% hTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 S' I8 U$ ~4 |6 t" I c
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' w3 W2 {1 Z5 v# k) R7 KWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 6 y2 }0 @2 n/ ~9 E% H ; Q. ^3 z. y8 C8 ]9 @8 ?0 B% u( O ' a L* O- ?* A b. f, Z , b5 E9 L8 w# e6 x* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ( g. a, |2 T+ p/ K4 |) i: K
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % ^1 n0 H5 O4 z' k+ E1 ?
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ m$ d: X3 e3 b8 b1 L1 l% \2 l4 }4 C% s/ R+ e5 s( p
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 7 X+ V2 R- [' p5 w9 ?
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " i9 V: a; ]+ P3 b# f69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( g! P8 X$ l4 }: U; ^5 H/ H- x1 o69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 , \/ j" L I7 h, W
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . a( D, {0 W- }5 s9 F0 |
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * F5 K" M( d9 M( f
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9 C# e4 E/ m! z: u( V 6 v" z) w/ H# y% z& ?; f* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 4 W1 d0 `/ t+ N; j% U' aReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 # e# w' F3 Z @/ K+ m
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 % G8 X' j% i! j1 @3 C
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ) L* Z8 X2 q3 Y C7 J0 `Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , @! X9 U( g. A+ t
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) n/ I% I$ O- o9 T. xExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * h; _3 n6 Q, s; D 2 N3 w U; F( K+ y( K ) x. U* z+ ]& c/ d! _1 D5 K- J, _6 X2 M% V) q
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 / _2 k' a: b0 p! o# a! [Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 x0 k$ y: k. i$ @/ q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ( s) P/ c& m, A9 B
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 1 b0 s3 N' C/ W/ r" r8 ~
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * G- z8 i; @0 u" U
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 R/ \+ b" C6 h. ? rover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; j i9 t1 V8 a/ d+ K9 j - B* d* E, V, K+ I% }+ s8 M 3 l$ b+ |% }7 ?$ `
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 % L: B5 o! {! H( P: a! }Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 & `, s; [8 ?: B$ D# o# v0 _
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
