Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * J( a# {( ?1 c
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + V5 j8 y& W9 b- s$ w5 F
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Look how many calories you can burn: * O6 _ F4 F; L3 M; {; I0 U% p# A
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： " C! f" W: U& w" J. @! z " d0 i) {$ o- H5 y- ` + p7 \) w- Z+ F1 g0 }% G4 C 5 y+ ]& W: o$ \* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : U, i! f& u. u& `
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + X8 d3 `3 _/ r( F6 }Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 6 _) m9 C' t8 Z4 I: ]. Q
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & J- N/ \* W) {# l% X9 X2 v
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! L6 x; C* I6 XWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ) E3 w/ \# }# e
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 1 M" G! T& f" X% a9 a/ `. L+ v! L( T& B* | b6 @* p
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' _ ^* j {: k2 Q$ c7 l' w* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ; ]2 O9 v3 h/ Y4 ?
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & M$ Z! j) T, A
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 h: {8 f v: J1 b
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ( K1 f2 ]" j( `( j; M1 A
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! c) M1 o# d9 _8 t' j
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; W& ^, B/ z6 G5 z/ i: U% t! j& ^Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 ~- s. m% f* e& b3 j % c q' N: q% S6 |8 E k& ` 3 v ]5 } o9 B8 O* w& j& H) r
8 f0 n4 M3 L& e* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 3 F6 e- M# |; wHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 + l/ Z, f( r: q- {Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' N$ R5 h* |! m/ t 1 q( c1 l$ N4 V! X1 O- `7 C 4 W. \/ ]5 e; V3 d& T/ c 1 o# V! T2 }9 E, M( i p% Q3 M+ k* POSITIONS 姿勢 + v! q, P: W+ Q( g5 x' S9 Rdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ! F3 S6 N' `% z3 B4 Y# A: Y0 a( k
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . }" Q$ M+ \' k7 F- O
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 3 {" D, Z8 m/ r, v- YTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 [8 a& d+ r! }/ q
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # d q' r5 R& J, u& B7 [3 r
k$ Z: Y: X% G& F; b/ n ' c+ R9 L$ V, p* ]) f6 s9 K 6 |; X: N6 ^ s' G. T+ h* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 # X2 @# M" {$ i& F/ ~8 SReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 5 x1 ~) c: e! O8 T/ QFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 P; z' B' l7 q: U* X4 k8 P3 ?3 L, F+ F" c2 T4 ] G* E2 K
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ; w; o( S' t$ G% b2 a
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * Y+ O. V' @, v
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ; x8 R+ G7 ~" d$ q ( v# a, |, U1 b, s- G5 _! a # t. I% C# M, f) v. {+ D
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : \! e* x) N& A3 ]3 [Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 " W ]$ |/ ~$ T* X
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 % N- g% j9 W" f/ j `6 q6 H
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ! ?5 D" B+ i y8 u# ^( `# `
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 x) m7 N( _# ~. k' ~$ I6 a
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 n5 j% a2 q t4 t5 A- i) Q% g
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . u9 b1 u1 Q' n# s + o* L/ {7 d. G4 O7 X- @ ) z& N3 @- \, e# W
: f! _1 ~" L2 j* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 $ c0 e1 n5 x7 o; |+ n
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ) f: D; o$ S( `! x
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ x' J# _5 a0 p. Z
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
