Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 k& d' N$ l ]" N, h
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 ?: A+ J5 x+ U# [% p, d9 c0 H( Y0 Q. A$ G. l
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Look how many calories you can burn: 0 K$ X$ X" Z$ B$ z你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 0 b) c1 o* n# I( r8 u/ J0 M% u
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: j' {8 i. p: P5 J$ e; u _- p* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; ?0 U) c- t; X, Q% K2 B3 q U3 cWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 5 ^3 X ` \4 @8 R G
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 % E2 h$ s; o1 z0 G+ z" |
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: S" j$ @/ B, y% c" B9 S* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ! R3 h9 k/ C! y
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ' C% J. S( M; m. V
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 * X3 z' |/ K& a
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ) Y" n* H j" `) ]2 z" H
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 9 [% [4 f5 ?2 r8 |8 I! _
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6 J/ o9 L8 |) h6 e$ X* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 % m) \; ~( W" k# cWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) q6 U' j" @7 z) uWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ p! X7 K* }4 Y i) h ]
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 x0 u- v1 d" O5 ^Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # K% y( A5 X% T* i) h. Z5 O0 t
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * m" j8 F$ ?# B3 ?. ~6 j4 n
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " X+ o/ D4 ^1 s7 M% D( D7 N + ~ T1 L0 g1 ^- P 1 `+ w. g6 N. E1 u- z1 {0 a6 C) `5 h/ P0 D& |! l
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ! _" |8 Q D7 D9 bHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 y q+ W. X9 L# ]Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 K1 W3 Y; _$ B! S2 ^6 d5 }! E4 f 2 [3 R7 P/ u& _% T7 q6 F# E / L: G! F& D6 T, O2 H" [
[! o# ]; j* m2 a* z$ h* POSITIONS 姿勢 , F' ] p2 i& ]5 d% u$ R" y% |! {daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; T ^% C1 l' T V+ u6 c
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 R# [. c3 I0 r! ^
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 : c$ u/ e/ F }+ c+ o& vTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 . T4 U* ~* {" K! WItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ; Z' w* Z; C( ~- ?1 `: M3 u3 o- {# G) r6 {5 y
3 [# k, @8 u9 ?8 a( C # u( W) K( Y1 B* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 g, v" @, B5 m( |
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ ]+ X+ D! ]( k# @, g* R5 V
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , j6 _# |2 d1 G; Q1 u* ^1 K' x( V1 D% ~2 p0 {# u
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 # ^2 t6 Z9 X: m0 gStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 * X; k( L5 f/ e8 t' K8 B
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * P' `! N" W+ q6 m8 U
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( c% s5 c0 T- R- {0 W4 {* {* q
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 - R9 r2 i* `9 C! k' h
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' V( x. y& Y7 V5 K4 O: |+ ]
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 r9 v0 [. v( g& D5 ?# {3 k- t* c
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 N0 l( y, `0 Ffrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 Q0 Z/ F; S$ K7 M W& Nfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & m1 _; ^4 \& v7 V2 z% f" K2 Oover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( D @6 C3 {3 H$ @4 z * F P3 T& g9 b% j! ~( o, M ' b9 Z& ~* _% u/ v# O$ d. U1 T, {1 F
, ]6 y4 D# P+ O5 t) K* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 1 a; {7 H7 L$ N9 r4 Z) j$ R
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ; V6 }% p% Q& p2 M
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # \8 U1 k5 G) EWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
