Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. $ K% \4 t1 D) Y" O, M4 r% o, Z3 Z% h性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 - A- ^1 b0 ~! c! N$ E, ?3 X: q4 n; a4 P
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; ]3 W3 B2 S- m$ v8 s7 zLook how many calories you can burn: 1 r: z* H! J2 A/ R. N* b- s你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ' w* N# W0 i' { - p7 @+ J7 w8 t2 q Q2 E% Z K 6 C5 ~" q: c2 [ ) H$ {9 ~8 Q* R! T( {6 t4 C* a6 ^/ T* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ( A& J; s* a- ^# b: _$ MWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : `# L" y$ ]* k( `; s: t
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 j6 A O! ^7 F) \ 6 w0 o$ j& K: q4 ?7 _. f' @ L 3 P- P( h6 Y, T4 |0 A
$ N' E' U o0 C* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 O$ ]0 D: H: l1 DWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / \0 p2 a2 U3 kWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 6 I: |) N7 }) N5 q2 F( b/ w# HWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 S, l! v0 I" k2 e
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! o: ^5 |# r1 j' X7 f4 v+ H 1 q2 @+ E' V T3 n " Y+ N8 m+ S3 O, J+ d! [) n2 }3 J+ {' b7 u3 V; n- B4 o. A
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 0 C2 T9 P6 Z& F# n3 }1 PWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 K, J# N9 \$ R, A4 T6 N# JWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # }; b" k4 ]# U y$ P" B( }: ~
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # ?4 u: V, `+ q$ X. l# b
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 s' T* B# f" R$ j
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 l* x7 u) X' y) a. x% O! h" g: N3 ]4 o$ {5 n1 Z( c
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 `3 E0 v. {# |% m7 aJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % f O' P- ]7 {! d9 G. l7 S4 m/ ]8 ~9 S/ T- f' T3 F, K- q/ {4 y% t
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C7 {. Q$ Q# D8 ?* POSITIONS 姿勢 2 H) n; J& B6 o. V( i, W9 odaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 j# M" I6 Z2 W, d; g9 v69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 $ V) }0 o6 v! R5 z
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 S7 j% |1 }: A. @7 S6 q( qTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ g( }/ ^+ T7 R4 d7 uItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & t+ T- L" [9 E9 D/ ~7 c5 b
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, }! b/ i2 `$ \* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 7 h6 z; R) N% ?4 s. |' |0 GReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 % K$ c5 I6 \7 F* w5 Z& hFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 - w( }4 D8 e. K: L! Z' s
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( ]" p! I4 s) T6 U& C2 d- L: Z
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % I$ F& n; S* [5 U+ _" p/ {( ?- i: N, L* g9 ^6 a3 R5 d. O5 o
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 , `5 k- _) y9 W4 u6 m% ~6 vfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 5 T: M4 I. w2 G$ f8 }- P/ Q ?from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " H; r+ t5 q2 v) u$ a2 jfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 / v3 d, g% G5 R0 {
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - K* t1 m$ j& }1 y9 R4 j. @7 Yover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 B) v( T- L! N2 l9 I2 m
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ( a7 ?& J" X) F- e! @7 ?Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , H0 ]+ N3 ]; Y7 D! m
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3 \2 n2 c2 M [% L6 bWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
