標題: fun 1 [打印本頁] 作者: henry2k 時間: 2003-10-25 04:50 PM 標題: fun 1
一日上ESL Class (english as second language 既人上既學英文堂) 要大家做presentation, 每人教一樣佢地culture 既野, 咁呢個中國學生教整"雞蛋羔"佢鬧出個驚天大笑話, 佢教到拂蛋個part, 唔知拂蛋英文係咩, 就諗住用像聲詞佢話:"you use the fork to.... fxxk fxxk fxxk fxxk..... the eggs.... like this.... fxxk fxxk fxxk fxxk fxxk...."唔停咁fxxk....
個老師呆左....d人係咁笑.....
[整單車]
呢個係一個真實故事,係我朋友個媽咪聽到既,有一個內地男人整緊架單車,整整下個男人講:"唉,整得個"能"黎,個"heigh"又爆!
其實想講:"唉整得個碌黎,個呔又爆!"
[扮識英文]
廣東話唔正的人到茶餐廳飲野 "唔該同我射D精��"(唔該同我寫 D DRINK )
真係好笑......