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作者: HotBabe    時間: 2003-10-31 01:47 PM     標題: HALLOWEEN~!

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treat is Better Than Sex:

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9 ) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8 ) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7 ) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6 ) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
     else, because you are.

5 ) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4 ) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3 ) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2 ) Less guilt the morning after.

And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex.........

1 ) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!  :twisted:




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