3.you don」t bird me,I don」t bird you
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,無事退朝
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之,不知為不知…
9.WATCH SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse」」son can make hole!!
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
車禍現場描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.You no see me you no go,I no see you i no go,no see no go!
你沒看見我你別走,我沒看見你也別走,不見不散!
15.Good good study, Day day up!
好好學習,天天向上!作者: 月月鳥 時間: 2005-5-14 08:12 PM
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繼續努力作者: yuzhiliang111 時間: 2005-5-15 11:46 AM 標題: 中國式英語
1、 go past no mistake past
走過路過,不要錯過
2、小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
3、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有,要命一條
4、I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
5、you have two down son。
你有兩下子。
6、as far as you go to die
有多遠,死多遠!!!!
7、I give you face you don」」t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉
[ Last edited by yuzhiliang111 on 2005-5-15 at 11:48 AM ]作者: yuzhiliang111 時間: 2005-5-15 01:52 PM 標題: 胸罩罩杯大小新解
調查員:What is your father"s name? 小 弟:Happy!! 調查員:What is your mother"s name? 小 弟:Smile! 調查員:Are you joking? 小 弟:No!!That"s my sister!! I am Kidding!! byebye作者: yuzhiliang111 時間: 2005-5-15 02:01 PM 標題: SON OF A BITCH 狗娘養的
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. 有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪……… Girl: Father, I have sinned. 女孩:神父,我有罪。 Preacher: What did you do, little girl? 神父:孩子,你犯了什麽罪呢? Girl: Yesterday, I called a man ason of a Bitch. 女孩:昨天,我罵了某個男人一句:「你這個狗娘養的!」 Preacher: Why? What did he do to you? 神父:為什麽?他對你做了什麽嗎? Girl: He touched my breast. 女孩:他……他摸我的胸部。 Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) 神父:你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部) Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. 女孩:(因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞)嗯……是的。 Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that. 神父:只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊。 Girl: But he also took off my cloth. 女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉…… Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) 神父:你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服) Girl: Yes, that"s what he did. 女孩:是的,是這樣子沒錯。 Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that. 神父:可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊。 Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 女孩:然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……裡面…… Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what) 神父:(奸笑貌)你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個那個了) Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did... 女孩:(數分鍾後)喔……是的……就是這樣子……… Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a... 神父:我親愛的孩子,就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個………」 Girl: But he had AIDS!! 女孩:但是他有 AIDS 呀!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! 神父:那個狗娘養的!!!作者: yuzhiliang111 時間: 2005-5-15 02:05 PM 標題: 我叫花生......