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作者: jennifer 時間: 2005-6-13 10:45 AM 標題: (轉)經典英文幽默集錦[00+]

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　　
　　
　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　　　
　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　　　
　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　　　
　　 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
　　
　　
　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　　　
　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　

　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　

　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　
　　
　　 When two's company, three's the result!
　　
　　
　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting
　　 the view.
　　

　　 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know,
　　 the more you forget.
　　 The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
　　　　　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
　　 And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　

[ Last edited by sfxc0000 on 2005-6-13 at 07:33 PM ]

作者: jennifer 時間: 2005-6-13 10:46 AM

少了爆笑，多了回味和余味,幽默应该是这样的吧。

作者: sfxc0000 時間: 2005-6-13 07:33 PM

+5

作者: yuzhiliang111 時間: 2005-6-14 06:20 AM

quite funny

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