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標題: [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)[月+] [打印本頁]

作者: fatfatdragon 時間: 2005-7-19 12:47 PM 標題: [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)[月+]

人之初：At the beginning of life.

性本善：Sex is good.

性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.

習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.

性乃遷：Sex will leave you..

教之道：The way of learning it

貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng

擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學：If you don't study hard,

斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山：Dou, the Famous

有義方：owned a very effective exciting medicine

教五子：All his five son took it

名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教：If your children don't know how to do it,

父之過：It is all your fault.

教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it,

師之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學：You may refuse to study this

非所宜：but that is a real mistake

幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood,

老何為：you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick,

不成器：It won't become hard and strong.

人不學：If you don't learn sex,

不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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[ Last edited by 月月鳥 on 2005-7-19 at 01:15 PM ]

作者: astepor 時間: 2005-7-19 12:51 PM

偉大!!

作者: 28083003 時間: 2005-7-19 12:59 PM

超無聊

作者: VictorTan 時間: 2005-7-19 02:12 PM

唔錯BOR！有幾行好好笑！多謝分享！

作者: mayin 時間: 2005-7-19 02:37 PM

孔子作品終於可以進軍西方

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