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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ; E( y& a5 f- D% G' j. N
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 b4 a, K( i1 D" H習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 B" Z8 i+ [8 K( E

* F( c' E2 h; r" A/ `, Z* W/ r性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 M. \' R  a- p4 ]' C! w( X教之道:The way of learning it
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. F/ @$ m- [" }4 f5 G. r貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; p  n) h) r$ A/ z6 B( S/ X  g

7 l3 U  M7 K1 z( P3 M4 T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng # G+ k  j0 H* A

9 U5 [: U* E  z% ~# a/ ]擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ) @4 U7 o, F' D! f& s! Q

" D" S2 b; h) y. @  A7 E斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * ]5 m' N; i& N  o# a
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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' A2 n: G! S! y$ {$ M' _' C8 j4 ]有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , X' y9 d: d3 c. |

) Q2 l3 ~) t' _- ~+ z: J教五子 :All his five son took it ) N9 ~6 @* O. a; O6 N; H5 _

+ T6 r2 {, T* ]名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + S& M' l: [" `( L
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. . }7 `% p7 N* K6 S; b+ L

; a) a$ y$ n. P0 s( \+ s2 P! d1 |教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % l, H) V# O' w3 N6 \
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 V6 j$ J( N! a5 o8 T/ [3 G

. D9 x! T) a6 [  l8 e% X非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% f" R$ Z5 z0 R5 B- i, N幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 O: j: g2 X: P5 q

; }/ N. W" F/ L! b# n* B6 e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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/ J% k6 y: R) A7 u2 [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, : r2 L1 k  L5 H1 f, _# s: `" K

- e5 a7 J3 T3 f: {6 I* W" L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 x7 \8 ^9 y7 k, ^
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. u8 W$ F8 U, H9 o3 A, p4 f* M8 Q不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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