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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.   a4 J) o, Y9 G+ N* U5 `3 [

# l1 @* m$ f, ^* N) a( W性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( b% ?: S4 m4 u- A) [9 T. e: E

: \$ m8 Q% {% j7 \+ ~性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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2 Z$ f5 @' f8 ^2 R. c教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' f! j: T& ~& S# P2 k/ I! Y, |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 I  G* |/ X( ~9 q0 P5 x8 i* o: D
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 s" \1 ~# [  v) M3 a7 |子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' H3 n7 G! Z2 e1 \" w

1 W4 r5 y9 K4 M9 U7 o. o竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( l- N+ C; P. K
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 6 Q( j# T  M. W+ [: M* ^
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 S) }; j3 h' ^. v

7 {, h' u8 n" D7 \( d# G教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' i7 e6 |3 _  B; c6 {" Z9 O9 `& v2 y

. i% |/ H. ^" N) S師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   a9 j2 j# N; s* ]
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this # X! t- U# ~8 G$ G

2 H  j7 P9 h* y" q9 j2 j3 Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : \8 E) j3 m: E6 D! ?& z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' ]- V, H+ {, {老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : l1 B, Z- f& q4 j' T: M

* c# ]8 @3 K. j/ J6 T人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * Z2 R: h1 u, I
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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