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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. & J" l) f/ |( J& r- M: Q
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性本善:Sex is good. 4 Y, h  o" R1 M7 s
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + \3 r$ l. T( p7 i6 i! s( c; T

7 D/ x2 T: I' G0 ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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4 k. @7 X( U! z* s% P性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , s2 S! q9 A( g0 B/ L* j
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教之道:The way of learning it ( V, F0 z% q1 s' Y/ U
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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$ B4 g% i3 G8 @9 o擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 _- M4 V+ o5 m+ R& ]+ Q

5 X$ y0 I7 z4 W9 t7 C6 p; _子不學:If you don't study hard,
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( e4 ^3 ]9 o3 W4 X# W斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; Q4 m) t2 n0 i2 I8 w' |

9 |* S+ t$ z0 _* Z竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 5 `9 G0 c* o. W9 X! z
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / i( O* R" z: r) A2 {6 y
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' b* w; R$ v- k6 M6 ^教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + D' ~, a0 v2 H2 O9 w5 E- Y7 A' i

) q* k- I0 `5 t) l師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. g$ I8 h+ H) ^. j& T7 ]+ H' Y) B子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake $ [8 [; }* Y  ^* m4 |- t/ x7 p$ ]' w

3 Y: Y1 B! r. B8 s幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 i8 g& s+ n, j" d! a; I, C' t

' k4 N4 r* p+ V2 g老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& Y9 s1 O& e; e8 ]玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* \5 O7 w  z9 K; p, A# C4 S不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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+ E# E9 _! T; y! D不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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