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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. ! e7 F$ E: Z3 v
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 B6 {% s4 S& F2 R4 e7 T8 n2 |! K5 ^
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 ~& a& J% D. Y5 Q! F% O+ G

4 r& d. s2 X& ~性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 U* {& a1 i  U3 \0 Y
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 {6 a- L9 D9 A) M

* b. V8 d+ ?. a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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  N" W7 ^' V9 [! i, O擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ {0 n4 B/ C, @6 }* p- x& X6 Z! G

( |9 u4 R6 V% Q/ l斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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% X' P- Y& n9 N0 s竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! R* E: o+ V) v

: z8 r! ~: H# E/ z: p# a有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% f- b3 u+ t$ }5 L" ~教五子 :All his five son took it ( J; e1 m+ ~% p3 w" C. ~5 R2 T

$ z) P, U4 w4 B, |; d名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * s' t- G- R" w" p5 v9 D! j

* C/ {1 \5 M4 q  i# l養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. " q6 C( p3 j, n6 Y1 e- R- L
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 x& h- X  k5 ?; R4 R/ V. F
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this % q! O. L; v" }9 I# b

' L, `/ x) o8 c0 g非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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. {+ k* c  M0 C7 w老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " ?9 H/ s( ]4 U& S4 z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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# t. k+ s* O7 v不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * w9 a- j3 W6 G8 I

5 V" m  f: U  K: Z4 N: [人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 q( T6 K/ [8 V2 h* R2 Y3 R

$ O% ^% p% |( @, I8 N# \7 Q$ H不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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