人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 M9 h {. ~1 f/ `9 y 9 P' f) V: H& N5 G" v6 k; z性本善:Sex is good. 8 T9 n* ^5 s5 D% U t) G # n& d$ O& G0 k2 Z) k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 N) a6 k* ~ F: k) s
3 p% S; K8 H* E習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 l- l" |6 V# S. ~
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , \, V7 l$ t5 [; R' b2 K3 e
7 }" @ o& h3 Z- N性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! K2 X2 o( a1 \- {" ^2 k' {
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教之道:The way of learning it % j# |; c5 B7 c: S) e% c: g' s2 b& T) I) W& e: ?- A9 Y
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " n- X* K9 Z. s% ~ 2 @8 v0 q. N- l- N1 d9 X6 X: }) i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - w7 O2 m# {0 d; d$ V0 n, j. i3 D* o; X# x9 E
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 w9 p/ Q" i @9 s5 s, i8 l H* g) _
子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 u& m& a6 u$ x& S4 y0 Q% J: S# x4 } ; W# E1 J" Y$ S# R4 R$ P8 ~斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 ]9 Z# ~; |8 x0 J, G . o% }, w! k# k7 v4 C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 r3 |/ a- d" H# f3 ] " F; |. m! ~6 ]1 L( P有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( u' p& D, y' E+ j' J4 [. p! v+ g$ v( h/ W; e
教五子 :All his five son took it 8 m! E" b" K* W3 k# n4 U' i; B% V$ d+ L4 j" a
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 V9 F. S* z- o' k- v+ [0 o # z* S k4 }7 B. G* d k: ~養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 D( s, A4 }' }* A* N* k" y ) k+ t" v: b9 c) n- H( [3 y2 a- n/ }' q1 A父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 r$ w, J1 R5 f8 b# M+ u# E/ ^& q) s+ V1 u0 Y8 e6 `
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * D) L. ^: I" ?: b
9 Z$ l3 X5 n) a0 i g% Q) Z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + e, ^3 k* j |& Q2 n9 G0 {- K4 p$ Y- P* Q
子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 K# K( n; L5 J4 J, S( V( Z% c0 |' i8 @
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; {; ]% u& @, s I1 ~, O
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , L8 R( H3 i. U' ~: z' O
" V4 P2 ~( b' z: T5 t; |( D老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " w- o5 k, J* J, O
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % ?2 E0 E& l8 z2 @) f0 L [3 J8 `5 t# {
不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " {2 A6 s: D" N- Y 3 X( @: v8 @# @/ x人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' E8 y4 A) V1 j8 y$ w. w- _9 V
+ Q8 [; ^5 e. o. P' W, j- j" R; s% Q不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness作者: fatfatdragon 時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM
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