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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. . X0 _" p4 P% `% o( M% D
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 g* N: Q  ~( s: g

8 }$ l, `! B) X$ @" c1 A# O苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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4 z( j* N1 V6 L貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( l3 y) i! }. |, c4 b+ r" G

# s2 E' D* q4 W. w7 E2 ]* S' c昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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! K2 l" y" f! Z5 Z8 |! ^6 j: I8 o擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 ~6 }% s6 Y6 u( Q
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1 F8 Y3 N  B$ Y% U6 {) I2 \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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7 ]) w" d: J! I" o! Z# x9 R8 p竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# O$ \7 o& G9 a8 V有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / j8 ^5 g( `/ _8 w, @, L$ t7 |

, d8 ?+ X2 [1 t# Y9 G+ }! v教五子 :All his five son took it 9 P) A; ^% i  O5 W4 j" M$ i
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! ?- a. Y; y/ s8 G  K6 ?+ d. }

1 U% Q' H4 o9 W4 I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , T* ?/ M/ z, ^1 A
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父之過 :It is all your fault. & S; c# E+ ?; I7 W

+ A8 G2 d* C7 v. A: i+ \  }教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' |0 e3 W5 I8 o1 u- e
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this % x% R3 Z, ~: |! j  g
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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, f4 T2 |2 t7 F, O: M" c幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , v) j+ `: f  J  H' x; E
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & g9 W( Q9 ?. O: b
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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; a9 K( J8 `; I7 w; M/ f8 m  T不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 c+ h' k) R# M( |: ~0 Y6 x/ ^

& y; d3 R1 e, j' L2 e, G不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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