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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 A/ z  J+ H  F$ f! D

+ I+ j8 _8 |" K& Y性本善:Sex is good. * l1 B$ r; F# ?" {* L; q

% m+ `3 h2 k; {* F& a- L, ~8 ^5 i性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! z: A* x$ U2 R+ W1 e/ K3 {5 |8 N

% [+ f/ g- T/ y# q  F; ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; B0 _9 K8 ?8 F5 W, @2 V# |教之道:The way of learning it
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( W$ D9 D- _6 Y5 C7 P貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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: c/ x8 Q3 b, h8 _( E$ d6 K昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 ?# h" Y7 F2 w3 C  ?子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 d3 S' [* S; z8 ^8 R

: {1 Q4 T0 z7 h* J8 R  G竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ! R6 a' s# e6 x
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 \1 G$ ^3 m/ f1 ^
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, M  }# J$ W+ M4 [5 R( [教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : A+ a* V/ e7 M1 c+ r$ m

' O$ X, [) C! X* T: M師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % F4 l1 \5 e0 s7 @- {
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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( w/ v/ F6 N% M1 h+ N0 j  `% A' z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * u9 U! c% C) V* f
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   v& ^# F) ?5 p9 ?9 c
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before* W+ l6 u+ ^) z* b2 b& W

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