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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. $ `5 U) d4 ^3 z: ^0 \* s9 n( `
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性本善:Sex is good.
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2 j$ b- t* i8 a  a! {& d性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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2 }( Z! p3 v- I* S苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( x, X9 |' T) B& F; l% b
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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- R: E- h2 o% A4 }: o: w9 C4 |- j教之道:The way of learning it 5 ?6 c+ B+ y* l" i5 u

7 G. @( f/ T, W6 y* q+ c6 `; ]9 j貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" [, `& I- Z: J) y; h+ I6 E昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 q2 f; T7 l+ v$ S
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 2 c8 a, @& e2 }6 K' N4 w

. w3 _7 a9 ^. z  l: K" v4 Q9 a7 O子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 X  g$ N, W- Y$ a  \1 C

: V2 D# v! V' t$ B8 W% P斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " X5 R  H2 t1 ~
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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. W- a$ N9 M9 ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - G+ ^5 I' ]! Z; g' X4 v$ j) \

& m  M9 [  a, T9 C4 _' L7 O教五子 :All his five son took it
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8 N$ e$ h8 B; A: x' p名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + K& `1 u& E  g( S8 ]; y* c9 X" |
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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/ l7 ~  u* W5 l教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + K. A7 [; d0 m$ d+ a' R$ n# Z: c8 S9 ?

4 o3 F: h8 |. \& a2 P$ R師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 ~3 m, t. J6 h6 x7 h6 ~- ~- Q

6 E) I) L# |- R0 @4 V+ H子不學 :You may refuse to study this - w0 I" m  u/ C; L+ |' ?- C

+ i) Y% M" B, Z7 o( J非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 {2 \: b' C9 [# I4 r( r4 h

6 S; Z1 G5 d4 t6 @2 }幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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1 X% f/ r/ y/ f  }5 S$ D* W' h! z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % o4 y, a4 p8 K/ l! a$ c1 [2 J
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . `0 u. I4 M; c
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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