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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. % M) K% c' G' L6 g  ?$ t
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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7 V/ g8 e: x5 F9 Y2 @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : s! T& e+ _3 A- R+ v$ p

/ |2 e3 U6 h! b& X/ S0 P苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & b. e. t3 o' L+ H+ O: N1 U
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , v* B8 ^2 K% Z# \9 v
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教之道:The way of learning it * j0 k% ^6 Y/ f" `
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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& ]$ i  p, ]7 F' p! ~9 M, J子不學:If you don't study hard, 5 h' s2 L& D# L. u, F

4 S1 \% `% n5 w/ T# \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( l. h9 U+ i5 S竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - p/ v* Q4 t* N( T# b

+ ]. }# P" Q- [0 C) `有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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/ h- e5 _, I, F教五子 :All his five son took it ! U: e, P7 v0 j! _4 D& W' q

! V5 U) H4 w! S. i) M; |. @名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ( ^" ^- n1 ^3 C- a+ e* t: a
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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' t2 C1 B2 m, t% T父之過 :It is all your fault.   G6 W) Q  R$ A# e, o' Q* Q; \
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 b. F+ V/ h. B; l- w  v6 r9 j$ Q8 v

1 R" r' a. a9 `, s: f  s; |& u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ _" H6 \5 C  O8 W0 L子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 Q, N1 D- ]1 z8 m( F- V. T

: Q$ M2 R2 u0 c8 y2 K; ~8 v非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 z- r! \8 j" v" W
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & @$ @- m4 r# J/ H# J
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : Q2 @' d* p, k2 [* e, B, n
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' Y% T8 l  J* y, `
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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