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作者: attaboy 時間: 2005-10-3 07:58 PM 標題: 一條永恆的女人算式

１．追女仔最需要時間同金錢，所以
－－＞　女人　＝　時間　ｘ　金錢

２．阿爸教落，時間就係金錢，所以
－－＞　時間　＝　金錢

３．推算落去
－－＞　女人　＝　金錢　x　金錢
－－＞　女人　＝　金錢＾２

４．智者話，金錢為萬惡之根源，亦即所有麻煩之由來：
－－＞　金錢　＝　SQR（麻煩）

５．結論係：
－－＞　女人　＝　〔SQR（麻煩）〕＾２

∴　女人　＝　麻煩

NB: 唔明請看附圖英文版原著．

[ Last edited by attaboy on 2005-10-3 at 10:01 PM ]

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作者: 遊戲 時間: 2005-10-3 08:13 PM

哈哈~
very good
我都覺得女仔係
永遠會同金錢同麻煩
拉上關係

作者: iknow 時間: 2005-10-3 08:20 PM

wa~~係好野

作者: -.- 時間: 2005-10-3 09:21 PM

分析得好似中晒point咁~
呵呵

作者: victor_bbbb 時間: 2005-10-4 02:09 AM

咁咪無$$$$$$唔可以追女仔law!!!!

作者: keip5 時間: 2005-10-5 12:21 PM

Originally posted by victor_bbbb at 2005-10-3 01:09 PM:
咁咪無$$$$$$唔可以追女仔law!!!!

當然啦!

作者: keip5 時間: 2005-10-5 12:27 PM

呢係formula勁掂呀!
女人真係麻煩!
而女人又因錢製造更多麻煩!
唉! 女人...
錢真係女人嘅全部呀!!!

作者: cthim83 時間: 2005-10-7 11:14 AM

厲害 ~
仲要 proof 埋 !!!

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-10-7 06:34 PM

Originally posted by victor_bbbb at 2005-10-4 02:09 AM:
咁咪無$$$$$$唔可以追女仔law!!!!

咁你靚唔靚仔??
唔靚仔又冇錢一定冇人吼你

作者: attaboy 時間: 2005-10-7 06:43 PM

我唔靚仔.冇錢.但都間唔中有人吼.不過我都係揀孤獨終老,因為.......請睇返條式.

作者: sherryliu 時間: 2005-10-8 05:24 AM

Money is NOT a problem! I used to like a boy who is poor!

DON'T SAY WOMEN=PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF YOU BOYS THINK GIRLS ARE PROBLEMS, GO FIND SOME BOYFRIENDS!!

[ Last edited by sherryliu on 2005-10-8 at 05:25 AM ]

作者: attaboy 時間: 2005-10-8 06:58 AM

relax. I will never consider a bf, cos:

1. The 2 most important things in a man's life are woman and money:
   Man  =  Woman  x  Money

2. "Time is Money", so
   Time  =  Money

3. Therefore
   Woman  =  Money x Money
            =  Money^2

4. "Money is the root of all problems"
   Money  =  SQR(Problems)

5. Therefore
   Man  =  Money^2 x Money
         =  [SQR(Problems)]^2  x  SQR(Problems)
         =  Problems  x  SQR(Problems)

∴ Men's problems are always more than women. NB: At least this holds true in my own case notwithstanding I am the one who calculated the formula ;> cheers

[ Last edited by attaboy on 2005-10-8 at 09:02 AM ]

作者: leowakaka 時間: 2005-10-11 06:02 PM

講得好~

作者: attaboy 時間: 2005-10-13 04:59 PM

嘿嘿......男女攻防，基本上就係麻煩鬥茶煲......但芸芸眾生卻樂此不疲．惜哉！

作者: Kra 時間: 2005-10-21 01:52 PM

woo ~ 妙絕 !
呢條 formula 真係點醒 jor 芸芸眾男生 .........
我睇提出此 fomula 者足以提名角逐下屆諾貝yi獎

作者: sheeeep 時間: 2005-10-21 09:52 PM

唔係個個女人都啱用呢條公式架！

作者: attaboy 時間: 2005-10-22 01:46 AM

咁重有乜式可套用呢？請賜教！

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