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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:15 PM 標題: 問大家一個問題~

我而家係幼稚園到教d多如智能果d班~大家都知d bb仔實好活躍啦~6 U/ @- p' F/ d# V" @, }' k4 H
大家有咩大話建議,可以嚇到d小朋友令佢地乖d(我連報警呢招都出埋=.=)

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-11-23 07:29 PM

除褲打屁股...

作者: derek23 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

講x你老母

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:33 PM

Originally posted by derek23 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:
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實制d唔該

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:35 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM: n: @ k2 K: E+ |' d$ z8 A5 w
為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

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其實佢地有時幾得意,不過活潑過龍~4 l9 W, a1 g$ Q8 l6 N
所以想睇下大家細過時比過咩大話嚇到過

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:36 PM

Originally posted by kakeidevil at 2005-11-23 07:29 PM:! S& @7 k# g6 D0 F# u! s
除褲打屁股...

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哈哈~有用喎~
我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:43 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:36 PM:
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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:46 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:43 PM:: t! p2 U& q1 o& M9 p
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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

作者: austin666 時間: 2005-11-23 07:54 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:46 PM:
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

返屋企同佢亞爸亞媽講你就大鑊

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投訴左先算

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:57 PM

Originally posted by austin666 at 2005-11-23 07:54 PM:
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1 L9 ~" \+ r. z6 ~5 |% ad家長不會理係咪真打4 @" e- l% V2 V$ u ^0 L4 q0 c5 M

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咁又係喎~
而家 d阿媽小小野都投訴(雖然我未比人投過)~8 u" @: i0 }( {& i+ z( S
有個細路仔,如果佢係我生的就星左佢2巴啦~不過一驚投訴,二費事幫人教仔咋

作者: dennis3814 時間: 2005-11-23 08:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:33 PM:
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實制d唔該

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我覺得呢個好喎！

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dennis3814 at 2005-11-23 08:39 PM:- y4 u9 ?' W/ _ S+ K
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我覺得呢個好喎！

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比人炒都似

(我都唔係好啦~我都會講~但係幼稚園就要忍)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~

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(小朋友為食嘛......

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:45 PM:& _ k( ^& N7 P
同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~' H" O8 E8 ]. m" Q$ j' G
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(小朋友為食嘛...... )

我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^! k- I( t2 A6 i' @8 w( }
(d小朋友真係~)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:53 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:49:
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(d小朋友真係~)

佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........

(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐".........

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:59 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:53 PM:6 p1 \& q7 \9 e' f8 i7 A# n* |

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(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐"......... )

我唔可以帶佢地出去架~+ _4 B9 c+ X! V; i; `
同埋錯比野佢地食,驚佢地唔舒服(始終人地個仔,我肯幫人生,都冇人幫我手啦)
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豺狼我細過幼稚園時唔午睡會咁嚇我,我真係驚架)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:59: l9 F( E0 Q' B

( ~) x4 G: i! q我唔可以帶佢地出去架~
+ C3 Y, i) g! N5 P! r7 q2 Y同埋錯比野...

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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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豺狼我就唔驚，我驚我呀媽多d..........佢惡過豺狼~~~>.<"! y; |' i9 q+ y" w2 j- t$ a

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:02 PM:
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我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~2 v3 l" J8 F" ^8 k" s
但我人工得$100@小時咋

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:09 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:03:
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但我人工得$100@小時咋

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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~

每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:14 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:2 C3 L1 j; e' V" G6 h2 q
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~0 l1 \8 S  K, @& {
每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:16 PM

警告,黑面,唔出聲

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:19 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:14:
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利誘嘛.........

好過威迫~~~* S# q# m7 Y u3 @3 J+ p
教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:23 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:16 PM:! Q7 N3 o& [% I: {+ g9 Q) m8 G
警告,黑面,唔出聲

呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!2 R+ ?( {; e) v/ O0 u5 Y
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:19 PM:2 ]- _$ [/ ]! a9 b# h8 E5 B

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利誘嘛.........  好過威迫~~~
$ t% }( x! a" W5 p2 V3 d; e教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:27 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:24:
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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

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都得咖~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:34 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:27 PM:
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都得咖~

做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:36 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 09:23 PM:4 y6 F+ w" b; |

1 w4 e' t% Q# L呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!) F* |; c4 K- h% ~9 ^
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:41 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:34:
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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:36 PM: D& v, D' E# \$ _) c. A
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

哈哈~偷圖

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:41 PM:
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我教運動~
攻力唔錯^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:46 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:42:
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攻力唔錯^^

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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:56 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:46 PM:
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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

車路士式~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:56:
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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:02 PM:6 f$ J( a6 u% E" k) N8 M/ w' p
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豆腐防線^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:12 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:07:
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豆腐防線^^

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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:17 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:12 PM:
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校長呀~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:28 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:17:
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校長呀~

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唔係校監科水咩？

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:35 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:28 PM: W; ^- I. ^: r2 C

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校長話佢開支票喎
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總結:校董一定啱

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:35:1 R+ z7 o! t( \3 H! [/ R7 c; M: `

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哈哈哈哈~

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咁你要努力去攻破校董防線喇~~~

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 10:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:( k0 E! U% t0 O! B& @7 Q, ]# ^
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
! f+ ~$ S% m" o" P/ Q) H, |每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！$ y+ d- H7 ^2 b6 H& `$ p
我N年前都湊過下一班小朋友！
呢個方法絕對係work o既，, q$ M0 }2 s Y; B$ V2 L6 h+ S. [( g
但係做法有d唔同，
張圖表一定貼係個壁報板俾其他小朋友睇到
唔需要寫明原因！亦千祈唔好吝惜D星星貼紙！
以我當時GE做法！表現好就會貼佢一粒橙星星！
貼滿十粒橙星星就變一粒銀星星！三粒銀最就變金星星！
如果有小朋友拿到金星貼紙！7 `% \ |3 p$ z8 Z: m }
你可以係咁依買d小禮物送俾佢！! w/ I$ R! z& k
遇著頑皮小童表現好ge時候！0 p8 f9 R$ d6 L2 M# s9 e$ W
一定要大大力讚佢
不過一定要做得好公平！獎罰一定要分明！3 m, V; b/ W- e
因為呢個世界難免有d小朋友係特別可愛特別逗得你開心！. T- d0 b' f9 P; f, q- B
但係有d就越叫佢唔好佢就越要做！討厭至極
不過都係小朋友黎！所有小朋友都想人係讚ge
有d耐性就得

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:51 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 10:49 PM:' s' p9 R- _" A$ j8 k; D# l
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我冇咁大能力~8 [( \4 j7 C5 B0 p! D. P8 Y
因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 11:00 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 10:51 PM:
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唔駛好大能力卦

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總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 11:16 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 11:00 PM:
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總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

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都諗下,改良下~
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