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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:15 PM 標題: 問大家一個問題~

我而家係幼稚園到教d多如智能果d班~大家都知d bb仔實好活躍啦~5 _5 z0 q1 e, @1 d/ A5 J1 `3 T
大家有咩大話建議,可以嚇到d小朋友令佢地乖d(我連報警呢招都出埋=.=)

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-11-23 07:29 PM

除褲打屁股...

作者: derek23 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

講x你老母

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:33 PM

Originally posted by derek23 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:2 O/ n1 q7 e, F9 h. I( H
講x你老母

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實制d唔該

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:35 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:
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唔好睇到我咁高尚,我視為職業的~, P; G2 f H% t* j+ _+ f' G
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所以想睇下大家細過時比過咩大話嚇到過

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:36 PM

Originally posted by kakeidevil at 2005-11-23 07:29 PM:
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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:43 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:36 PM:- q+ p; M: I5 d; R" D: @8 W

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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:46 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:43 PM: e" c# ~7 T# `1 M
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

作者: austin666 時間: 2005-11-23 07:54 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:46 PM:
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

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返屋企同佢亞爸亞媽講你就大鑊# ^9 J2 Q! ^# {& Z# [# W
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投訴左先算

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:57 PM

Originally posted by austin666 at 2005-11-23 07:54 PM:
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而家 d阿媽小小野都投訴(雖然我未比人投過)~
有個細路仔,如果佢係我生的就星左佢2巴啦~不過一驚投訴,二費事幫人教仔咋

作者: dennis3814 時間: 2005-11-23 08:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:33 PM:- _5 O% M7 f# g& o/ ]0 `
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實制d唔該

我覺得呢個好喎！

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dennis3814 at 2005-11-23 08:39 PM:
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比人炒都似

(我都唔係好啦~我都會講~但係幼稚園就要忍)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~

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(小朋友為食嘛......

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:45 PM:
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(小朋友為食嘛...... )

我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^1 Q* W0 v5 }+ a# `
(d小朋友真係~)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:53 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:49:/ | k& @& W' _0 e: ]
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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^
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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........

(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐".........

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:59 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:53 PM:
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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........
Y" c/ {' [! _(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐"......... )

我唔可以帶佢地出去架~
同埋錯比野佢地食,驚佢地唔舒服(始終人地個仔,我肯幫人生,都冇人幫我手啦)

豺狼我細過幼稚園時唔午睡會咁嚇我,我真係驚架)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:59:
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5 n! g+ \6 Y& r* W同埋錯比野...

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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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豺狼我就唔驚，我驚我呀媽多d..........佢惡過豺狼~~~>.<"

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:02 PM:
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我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~ K8 `6 i' w5 Z; D
但我人工得$100@小時咋

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:09 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:03:
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~

每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:14 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
8 ]* Y; u: d) m3 G每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:16 PM

警告,黑面,唔出聲

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:19 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:14:" P2 Z4 N+ o9 V8 O* m$ I5 l
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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

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利誘嘛.........

好過威迫~~~
教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:23 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:16 PM:4 b, z! v3 q1 W
警告,黑面,唔出聲

呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:19 PM:) H0 L) B$ h2 ~, ^

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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:27 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:24:
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都得咖~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:34 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:27 PM:
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做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:36 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 09:23 PM:
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煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:41 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:34:
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做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:36 PM:
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

哈哈~偷圖

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:41 PM:
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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

我教運動~
攻力唔錯^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:46 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:42:
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我教運動~. k7 h# _8 J7 C4 b. B5 k4 k
攻力唔錯^^

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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:56 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:46 PM:
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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

車路士式~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:56:4 h* P; D$ l* r. j

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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:02 PM:1 M0 e! h- q4 K7 I7 @0 z/ @

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豆腐防線^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:12 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:07:
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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:17 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:12 PM: q- l) f$ f! [( i. ~) J+ t( w
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校長呀~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:28 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:17:' E' C3 j" D ~) \
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校長呀~

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唔係校監科水咩？

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:35 PM

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唔係校監科水咩？

校長話佢開支票喎

總結:校董一定啱

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:35:
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總結:校董一定啱

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哈哈哈哈~

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咁你要努力去攻破校董防線喇~~~

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 10:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:
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每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！
我N年前都湊過下一班小朋友！+ U$ Y4 l$ x1 W: Y- d
呢個方法絕對係work o既，
但係做法有d唔同，7 `" j, p9 X7 D$ l# b
張圖表一定貼係個壁報板俾其他小朋友睇到! W$ n: S' u' N5 z$ L. ~; L8 {
唔需要寫明原因！亦千祈唔好吝惜D星星貼紙！: S4 ~& |+ c7 H8 H3 r% Q5 V
以我當時GE做法！表現好就會貼佢一粒橙星星！
貼滿十粒橙星星就變一粒銀星星！三粒銀最就變金星星！& K/ A% `7 t; k/ o
如果有小朋友拿到金星貼紙！7 Y1 K, g F; Q
你可以係咁依買d小禮物送俾佢！
遇著頑皮小童表現好ge時候！
一定要大大力讚佢
不過一定要做得好公平！獎罰一定要分明！' l0 o9 T/ x7 s
因為呢個世界難免有d小朋友係特別可愛特別逗得你開心！) s& z% k; l h* z2 Q) X/ Y6 q
但係有d就越叫佢唔好佢就越要做！討厭至極; k9 L, S; L9 u5 [+ m2 u4 ^
不過都係小朋友黎！所有小朋友都想人係讚ge
有d耐性就得

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:51 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 10:49 PM:6 O0 k( m( t/ ?3 s! F

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我冇咁大能力~ ?9 _. W: r/ v2 m
因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 11:00 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 10:51 PM:0 N$ G) [4 V0 m( u9 k

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唔駛好大能力卦

總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 11:16 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 11:00 PM:9 J+ x% x; f b; V

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唔駛好大能力卦
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