大家幾耐俾警察'逗'一次?[樂+月+]

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你地滿唔滿意佢地既態度?
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有無同佢玩野?
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[ Last edited by 月月鳥 on 2005-6-12 at 01:37 PM ]

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早排...
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等巴士, 無啦啦兩隻龜走埋黎, 問我攞身分證4 u& Q2 g, s" c6 ~( W
咁我俾佢, 兩條友mimi momo,又要打電台...5 X) x8 c- ^1 E- y1 i8 w/ i4 n% S
好喇..車黎....- m! h1 k( @/ L% l- W! y  c
我話阿sir, 車喎.....快d得唔得? (望一望我, 唔應)
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# E* [- x4 ~/ ^: v佢地終於搞掂..! [- E/ F: d8 S- e% i& Y
我忍唔住問, 點解搵我呢? 係咪關個頭事..
1 I* U4 P: E; {佢答, 係咪對頭先既情序唔滿意...
' v+ z# ~9 ?1 F8 s& G1 d我話唔關事, 佢又講.. 你唔滿意可以去投訢
1 Z3 N6 V+ _! W0 o" {& r3 [7 D我問佢.. 即係你無原因咁查我?
# N3 g& L; Y( }- q5 @. D$ P2 d佢話.. 而家咁既時間(6點..最多7..), 你咁樣企響呢度(巴士站), 可能你係missing person呢(d英文好到爆..); d2 {0 K  a& G& ~

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我想知...
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香港既PC有無腦?

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我女朋友個細佬仲大獲....
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好野!!

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Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-10 05:35 AM:
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# G2 S( n4 {3 s/ a呢次你响邊區?因為我响油尖區都久唔久 ...

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你又講得好有道理,
! M1 w, }* K6 V, \& _其實我唔係想投訢d咩,
* j9 Z/ a% Q4 c$ U' E* ~3 R7 h我都覺得有殺錯無放過好d,
. `5 D: E: I1 t4 s. P0 V0 s但都唔好搞等車既人...好玩野feel...7 T0 c% E0 }! J; z
佢又唔係話態度唔好, 只係九唔答八.... 蠢蠢地咁....
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9 T' [# {- m, s8 T9 y' g9 R我地都係響中環中招....
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係喎...+ c. ]/ `  Z, X! N! N
TORO仔做咩唔去上面報到?

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Originally posted by pakho at 2005-4-10 05:42 AM:. Q+ x+ s2 Z  u/ w
我有次試過同班friend去打golf........緊住咪過黎查我 身份証,哥爾夫球棍囉.......
) k) z- y$ g, Q' S5 s個時係好夜........去練習場玩.........
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, `- E9 H8 [/ q1 ^: p佢可能好遠見到你'咩'住咁大袋野, 以為食大茶飯...
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( {6 m& r/ Q/ P7 j5 w( }; |) mbtw, Pakho 你咁夜仲響度?
2 w( V8 O9 g. j. t/ ]3 U今晚阿仙奴好早踢完喇喎

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Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-10 06:04 AM:% C7 |) R8 m! R2 W' W- A

. A8 ^: v% I: p# |3 q; i今日唔想打字，不過你個題幾特別，咪覆囉

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$ O; X4 K: X' [9 S5 [多謝你俾面呀!!
9 E5 Z. e- E" k4 \咁有遲d講啦
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保重

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Originally posted by pakho at 2005-4-10 06:18 AM:# T( N* k. V& S- ^
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唉~~~阿記~~~吹多陣水訓.........' a  R. Z4 A0 m; @
祖記和,A米和,車仔又和,曼聯,利記,馬賽,索察輸~~~今晚都唔知咩事...........
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咪係..大把人又唔見幾舊

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Originally posted by HansChan at 2005-4-10 11:59 AM:/ \- r3 q4 R9 d/ U$ A$ e7 ~
早六七年我經常俾差佬查, 大多都係態度 ...

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你要人警民合作, 首先要自己擺出個想同人合作既態度....
. P1 t, W$ ]' Z' e唔通同人傾生意要拍枱拍'鄧'?!
9 h0 f4 Y6 Y8 X" L好差人唔少, 但行'必'呢班真係好多都好垃圾......

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Originally posted by ken9ging at 2005-4-10 01:23 PM:
! p& J5 @. O9 W( `2 R, K8 p低b!!   有一次我等緊電梯落街。。 ...

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Originally posted by inico at 2005-4-10 01:35 PM:3 q8 W; m) z9 I3 W: \, Z
記得上年,o係條街到講電話,咁講完之後 ...

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Originally posted by d228216 at 2005-4-10 01:45 PM:
% S) j+ s0 `8 j5 J' f冇, 有一次中環置地有人打刧, 成村人排隊 手身......我想要破處了.....突然有個老雜走過來叫我: 打刧呀,,,快D走.....

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三位大佬..; p3 o5 a0 s! ^) t4 q
你地既case完全顯示出個制度幾有問題.........好似真係如pakho兄講..只係為交差...
0 B% {1 C- U, W" |雖然好無稽,但係...............真係好鬼好笑