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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:$ _+ n5 t3 K8 z( j: c# `' b& [
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You must be loaded with $.
/ K* d3 ?7 R: b. u% }# r2 oBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor! ! ]) ~- d+ e0 w+ V

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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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" \8 F* W/ T0 PIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. : J' I! Z7 [; [$ N: }& W1 G
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....