BOYDWAN

1)識煮飯
(咁工人請黎做乜?)
2)顧好屋企(家務,照顧好仔女)
(咁呢個要求好合理)
3)短裙,短褲,低胸衫同我扔晒佢(我唔想老婆比人係咁望,唔知有無男人同我一樣咁諗呢??)
(著衫之嘛,至多物比人望,又唔係比人摸,黃夏蕙咁著都無人肯望呀陰公~)
4)一定唔可以勾佬(比我知道一定離婚)
(咁呢樣都好正常 )
5)係我放工返屋企時,佢都要係屋企(如果有事,可以打電話同我講)
(咁點解你唔叫佢等你收工呢? )
6)最好唔好帶朋友上屋企(無咩事都唔好叫人上黎,如果比我知有男人上黎屋企,一定嘈!!!!!!)
(咁過年物唔駛擺全盒? 還掂都無人要招呼 )
7)體重唔可以超過60kg.....(我唔鍾意肥妹)
(咁呢樣就無乜特別,個人喜好,你隨身帶住個磅啦)
8)唔知係咪我奇怪,我覺得食晚飯一定要三餸一湯.....(如果唔係嘅話,我會嬲!!!!)
(咁你唔止要請工人,應該請個廚師 )
9)如果無咩特別事,我都唔想佢出街....(shopping我會陪佢去,但我唔想佢自己去!!)
(咁就要將屋企整得夠好玩,等佢唔想出街喇 )
10)唔好將屋企嘅事同人講....(好朋友都唔得,好事就唔緊要,但衰野就唔講得)
(咁隱惡揚善? 叻過秦始皇焚署坑儒喎)
11)我要我老婆十點之前返到屋企..(如果有事嘅...例如外母病左,呢d梗係可以啦....但如果佢係  出左去唔知邊度玩,又唔知同埋咩人玩....咁我會叫佢自己搬出去住啦!!!!).
(唔........呢樣又無乜大問題,想佢有交帶都唔係錯嘅 )
12)我唔會比我老婆食煙飯酒...
(無乜特別)

我唔會要老婆返工,我會養佢......(包括屋企所有支出)
(咁當然啦, 但係唔止養佢同屋企所有支出喎, 仲要有豪宅連泳池, 每年同佢去4 次歐洲日本遊埠掃貨, 要有美容師日日同佢做美容, 要有營養師日日同佢check 住, 要工人管家打理得屋企妥當, 出入就司機同保鑣護送, 令佢十指不掂陽春水喎, 咁就可以日日歡歡喜喜等你返屋企喇~ )
如果唔係, 咁樣跟你做乜?

我真係笑到肚痛, 所以純粹有感而發, 笑吓算喇, 大家唔好介意~

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by shanlinlla at 2008-3-4 20:41:


完全覺得唔好笑

呢d只係我心裡面嘅perfect妻子....係心裡面(幻想)

如果你覺得你同我嘅諗法有唔同,你可以講出黎....

講我嘅諗法有d咩唔好.....而唔係一味話我保守,可笑!!!!!!!!!

我睇左咁多repeat,都睇唔出我咁諗有d咩唔岩,同埋唔好!!!!!!!!!!!

你地嘅論點都無說服力嘅    (呢句係笑著講..但我的確係咁諗)

我真係覺得好好笑喎~

你呢d 似叫妄想多d 喎........

我嘅諗法唔係同你唔同，而係根本唔會咁諗~

如果係幻想，我會覺得唔夠創意；如果係打算實行，我會覺得係癡人說夢~

與其話我地嘅論點無說服力，倒不如話你嘅想法簡直係無人苟同，包括你嘅女朋友~
( (呢句我並無笑著講..因為係事實) 　

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2008-3-5 00:16:
呢個topic可以做戀愛板開板以黎最離奇嘅自創主題！


抵讚！

我都同您講精彩咖啦~~~

交返比您喇，唔好掛住笑唔WWW呀~

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by d228216 at 2008-3-5 01:03:
絕對 no problem!!!
不過合適全部條件既人就唔會太多.....樣貌身材就要張就吓.....重要可能神志有d問題....不過你都預咗嫁啦

咁既極品我高攀唔起lu~

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by d228216 at 2008-3-5 01:15:


你係囡都啱嫁啦

喂！我好純情咖~~~

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by e_e at 2008-3-5 17:55:

(你地咁多人咁多個腦竟然無人講到呢點)...
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妖 , 講L左拉 , 係你自己資質低 , get唔到~~

咪理佢啦, 佢都係想借呢個post 去同自己女友講野之嘛, 根本都志不在同我地傾~

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by qqwqqwqqw1 at 2008-3-5 19:58:

他的【愛】無心,是個【受】

真係絕~

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by shanlinlla at 2008-3-5 23:28:


版主真係明白事理.....

大家男人心照啦~
個女人係你自己嘅, 自己傾掂佢喇~
每對情侶都有自己嘅相處方式, 我地外人係唔會比到咩意見嘅, 你地知道要為對方做d 乜付出d 乜就得喇, 係好係壞睇你自己喇.

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by Triangel at 2008-3-6 13:45:


你女友有黎EF玩咪?

叫佢個女友叫多d 姐妹上黎EF 等我地招呼啦~~

BOYDWAN

Originally posted by 小强 at 2008-3-6 17:18:


姐妹??

Photo please!!!

做人又唔可以以貌取人！
你隻小强好靚仔咩？
難得有機會可以有女會員同我地班麻甩傾偈，仲咁多要求？
第日嚇親d 女仔唔敢上黎你就做左千古罪人喇~