美國FBI招工題

lammilk

企鵝肉
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lammilk

男孩以前曾和女友一起去南極考察，因為沒東西吃，女孩把自己的肉一片片割給男孩吃，騙他說是企鵝肉，結果男孩活下來了，女孩就餓死了。多年後男孩吃到了真正的企鵝肉，終於明白當時女孩的苦心，傷心之下，自殺殉情。

lammilk

Originally posted by AWU at 2005-10-13 02:35 PM:
1 d0 `% u+ c5 |/ T9 {5 U2 ^美國FBI用中文問定英文問o架?

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lammilk

問：一個人坐火車去鄰鎮看病，看完之後病全好了。回來的路上火車經過一個隧道，這個人就跳車自殺了。為什麼？

lammilk

全部答對的人，是進不了FBI的.....
  e' p; D+ q7 h# K" K這是FBI測試應徵人員是否是變態殺人狂的題目!!!!!!!
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那代表你精神有問題.....

lammilk

Originally posted by adamas at 2005-10-14 04:09 PM:' Z0 {) y0 z7 Z$ Z5 ]
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如果是真的話, g0 W2 O, |$ V8 @4 W6 c6 S$ D
無論答對定答錯比較有利
2 Z6 \4 B9 N1 y1 d+ l我都覺得用咁既問題黎判斷太on9了

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it is one of way to check
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specially for the western people's mind7 u# v5 E9 R" r
it is a good way to check
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but since these question been show
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lammilk

Originally posted by Chenjinnan at 2005-10-14 06:24 PM:
$ O' A  B9 A+ q' }3 d+ J& tI heard that those are not official answers, but quoted from some of the "outstanding" candidates' answers...

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; y4 l5 z; H0 G- K! sreally?
) ~0 P+ T) ?# w% S; s; zi really want to know the offical answer then
( S$ G! O- }1 j% ?, u6 q) Ybut i ponder if some one could answer like it
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