香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ! ]5 {8 C1 `9 y# T
甘多人死，唔见你死。 2 l4 M" H  e9 O+ A
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ! K% c$ Y/ D* ~! a: n2 _
你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 C" b4 H2 \: @  U% s! N6 a4 [
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
/ l* [3 l: }  X6 m- |6 Y如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 % z4 Z& {0 g% m. {; a; @
4 "I saw a pork chop"
5 }/ Z2 i, z, j我见到件猪扒啊。 ' Y, m0 p7 ^0 {9 n; T( U
5 Are you road?
8 J9 _) y( w8 X" ^% w8 Y% ]! p你系咪路啊？
' Q+ B( W" x! W" J; [, I2 k! w6 What the water are you?
9 p9 u; J, r. P& V  k8 x# [9 N你系乜水啊？ % `" O- h3 \5 s* J; e( J
7 Do you big me? 2 S" d+ ], r& i, s1 ~
你大我啊？ 9 U+ W& C: W  H8 c
8 Zebra chops people.   g/ B/ P0 p' q! J! d; k3 u
班马劈友。 - D8 F$ |* Z6 O) p
9 The king of the cutting girl. ' U; Z# h1 P* }/ z5 ^1 H2 w
界女王。
( I3 s8 h7 M& j. d7 n+ P4 N4 T10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
6 o/ ^  R; T. m! C  r- W: _. o批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; S) X9 I1 ]- k, I6 M11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 h/ V4 q- i$ }2 s' b: h
你当我无到？
7 [" \+ q) w6 A; e* {! @4 w: N12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : e$ q( q; E. q( [* K* G) I! y; F. D
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
9 f  V# b) v  [: O13 Today I was very black son. / A, X& X! u- f, b: ]1 G' h
今日我好黑仔。
+ U* f' A5 y' E8 e4 z" o* o1 \/ a14 I am wearing grass. 4 {8 s% K  r: U; B( O  q
我着紧草。 , |9 c; L- |) N2 A& M, h
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( ]: F% T- T0 H9 |1 Q
你未够班同我讲数！
* \6 ?5 P# E( e# ]- C# c! |+ t/ q/ L16 Two beat six.
2 Z" F8 B( ~( s7 Q+ U+ S二打六 7 {. D; E7 W2 N# K9 \' U
17 Two five son. 0 V" W" m. A  @$ x3 T$ ?0 O, A
二五仔
# A3 i! t! P8 h9 s18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 * [9 w# h& Q! o; L- \2 W
琴琴青
6 x( W( Y0 R* b# M3 ]& b1 @19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
0 a! M% o7 f) j1 s, h我俾D顏色你睇睇！
9 J# |3 N, L, e  x/ e, x2 Q20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
5 g+ ^, }1 N! ?4 }: t) x) p蠢蠢欲動 。 5 N( q- y5 |8 ]4 a, k: x0 p: V
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 . ]8 |  n9 J7 ]7 @0 L( X
人山人海 。 $ p5 _& G! U2 o) d8 ^+ G: X6 l
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ( W$ S/ N  ^- t% @3 L1 K6 `9 ]
你算老幾? 1 ^. o9 u# r4 ^; s
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
/ L# R* m' Y' X. Y  q  o你講乜鬼?
4 d7 r* L, A  d& }24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
9 V# A8 ~* X+ V" o  B6 h$ X3 S我驚你有牙！
1 U7 \$ T# B% F- I5 o25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 % l, X# @: q: S
心花怒放。   & n- K/ X3 A* w% ^( G9 v
Fish skin ' W0 R3 {/ s/ u3 r- `
鱼皮 。 7 v* X. Q( N) d
Monster of blowing water. * c# V* D, E1 ^7 v
吹水怪。
' X) _  y( Y# G$ O) YFace green green ! A  `5 ~  J: V$ i6 {: p' Q
面青青。 ) R+ M6 X3 K' ~9 k7 ?& c' q: z8 c
You see road carefully
) q' j0 F5 r$ A) [) q你小心睇路   n1 L) g# G4 C0 {* y! N2 E, ~2 w
You go to street carefully
' j; T' c. `' e" i你出街小心D。   x/ j+ P6 ?' c
Do the world 6 R9 k: S. r9 N9 p0 m1 f
做世界 。 9 R, x! s( T2 @
Big tea rice
$ ^# L9 t) |2 K. J大茶饭 。 ) a5 ^, A% H8 ~
American chinese not enough. + ]9 K! v2 B+ k0 y# Q/ N
美中不足。 : f( P( Z( [" u- t/ r
King eight egg.
8 Y! S  p" D0 n, B. y王八蛋 & [$ `+ |$ `- _* D2 Q
High hand.
" B2 @' x, b% ^/ k' v0 V) i+ {高手 2 I6 @, O) g5 v% r, w
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Old dot.
) H  K$ s$ q) F0 w& C2 @. ^+ N; @1 [+ r老点 5 [9 ~- u8 U& `( T$ C) y* g
One old water . R9 M4 X# E, j) J9 y5 X3 C
一旧水
0 Q+ \9 I9 O3 y4 U( EI know your mouse. . |. B# ~1 U2 |) {
我识你老鼠！
; T3 U9 p- e2 Z7 ?8 _) a+ w' qMeasure water/Pound water.
( w9 e3 {2 U2 T9 J) S磅水 $ v' e1 {/ N, `" n# A) d
A dragon service. + s) B3 c# p9 |7 X
一条龙服务 7 N+ f' e9 t6 H
Pump water. 5 [! e- W6 [1 v, V* j
****
9 s+ \1 Q9 j9 N( D1 \( Q3 q* eI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: R5 v* i7 n3 g# K我吹鸡打你班友。 % G; O/ i0 h$ w, w! B2 e2 l$ M9 n) R
You jump building.
/ D4 r. \0 h& Z% W你跳楼啦。
9 }7 \+ U, c/ Z, N' {' q. h% h% `You come back home and eat banana
7 P* p$ _8 M5 V你返屋企食蕉啦
" {# x5 `- R' v/ pI give you a hair.
6 i. A% V! A; d$ n; A我俾条毛你ar!
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) A6 F0 U* k3 vCollect skin ) C! C0 T- K0 @3 j! I. b0 }
收皮 $ Z; V) T+ o' D, [
Collect father 3 p' \! f$ [% ?5 ]. A
收爹
" q$ g; }, B- c/ g/ q# N/ gYou give me collect father. ' F, }, M) v* H4 j3 y- N7 J
你同我收爹！
7 G6 R+ n& K* M, o% z6 yLaugh die me.
5 _9 f* L7 y* Q" L2 R( o5 V6 e" i: L笑死我。 ; U' R) e2 T- l1 Q' d0 I- R
You give me stop.
) o3 V2 @, x. z: |+ N你同我企系度。
% j5 s& V) c5 w! ?) F! l# r: nEight woman . |) Y' Y5 X8 R9 G% W/ b0 o4 y, z
八婆 ( h$ g- a* Y" `( O) S' h) d" c# n
Eight woman,you are good! 8 }2 A9 B% \- F# z/ x) e
八婆，你好o野!
! Z' V0 B1 q- w! E! D  HWhat the spring do you do? # s+ b4 r  A7 ?5 s3 H
你搞乜春啊? % f9 f/ d; {7 A9 ^
A dog of eating dung . l) f- g4 T2 R5 u2 X- S% b7 w
食屎狗 1 }, D, E& U' F+ A9 ~+ h- t8 c
A ghost of ass
4 q( R; G" {% t屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
; {* z9 u2 Q! H8 r" l都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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- A. K9 ?/ I; r3 Etotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
% I3 r$ A6 B& o, d+ Athis is not hong kong style english.....
4 [; n- U) [& k7 e# l; fthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 X4 I1 e) m" g8 q5 z; S
i've already ban this shit..., o  x! e9 Z4 a2 S) Y; N0 I0 Y
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.