香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 1 A6 l1 ]9 h0 q# s
甘多人死，唔见你死。 8 ]- r+ ~4 t1 G: J3 o2 V
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . ]+ T& y/ {5 G& M. J: D1 k
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 U7 s7 R2 w* n& t! i
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
9 ~# J( i' t" r) S. O" `1 A如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " g( @. s, n/ x0 s/ ~6 s; Z) |( s
4 "I saw a pork chop" 2 ^+ n& k) e" r9 N. a' _2 K
我见到件猪扒啊。 5 `% W5 x9 ]7 G$ x; r* E
5 Are you road? $ Q6 F4 d8 S$ R/ L# |
你系咪路啊？ 1 U, T) \2 }) L& M* P9 i
6 What the water are you?
# N# f. U; |& T3 \$ _你系乜水啊？
! N, e, f. L/ l/ N7 Do you big me? . g( }6 x2 c7 x5 N
你大我啊？
# [0 N3 `. Z/ ?' A; w4 o+ z9 s8 Zebra chops people.
- ^5 J( W2 Q( g& i班马劈友。
7 M" T) }, U0 E. z% ~9 The king of the cutting girl.
1 T/ Z" O* L% E7 P' |1 l界女王。
% p; Y9 E+ {3 K: Y2 R" a10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 i6 A% T- b( A) M2 z" C  B% v批我个头俾你当凳坐。
3 o& j7 z( ?/ T% C7 [11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 O$ ^7 W5 t8 k7 s你当我无到？ 2 e' T- r  p% N9 i
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
; J5 m4 W$ X' f5 r; R! O2 f, _, \你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ % l/ b% T# C6 O( U4 [+ }
13 Today I was very black son. - L5 c/ ]% P5 s  S" F8 {+ A
今日我好黑仔。
" D' S$ q: W  c0 g" s! v14 I am wearing grass.
" v% Z, w; n% O( v  w* P6 Z% A我着紧草。 ! Z- E9 x4 }# k5 F/ I6 m
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
& G0 M4 n* e" ?* g. @/ T你未够班同我讲数！ 5 ]* n: l8 C8 Z. @/ A
16 Two beat six.
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5 h$ S, t9 }3 D% |6 F) [. |7 L17 Two five son. 5 \* ^( A, t: C, l9 ^: O
二五仔 . _/ n; `  R& H- p4 E, U
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 4 |% j# e3 C( Z4 K- C3 y! }, `
琴琴青
9 l' a* \: v* D( O( K19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 7 ]( w. _# u5 M3 S: f4 G
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ r5 a& P. A$ _% m7 ?1 q" \20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
8 L; o+ C! `3 Q蠢蠢欲動 。
3 g, I  y8 [) W4 X- K! P21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
* |: M, O/ F; p. Q人山人海 。 8 n9 H; s* W1 k, }  d) X
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . D8 d+ u- f+ \) @1 a+ g1 S
你算老幾?
: T/ m* V& D- n6 I" W23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 : }: Y) I: c4 k
你講乜鬼?
1 f+ Z% o% U5 j; S) T24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   r- b  m$ ]& \5 S
我驚你有牙！
  [! H8 s3 }* G5 u25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 8 U1 u3 f. G# \4 C8 E: h1 _8 n' q
心花怒放。   / ~( E  }6 D: F! ?% g
Fish skin & n4 e0 |0 i+ O+ d7 H
鱼皮 。
9 t6 _  H2 e4 g# yMonster of blowing water.
: _- P( R! ?2 t  V1 b& c1 N( L吹水怪。
/ \1 H' Z) m2 y/ @. C% z! g6 gFace green green
8 M7 ?9 r  }0 [* u面青青。 * |  I5 Z" z& I6 w/ N- e/ d5 @8 m
You see road carefully / r2 d8 f5 ^6 A5 T: w
你小心睇路
# M8 d; g5 u& t! TYou go to street carefully
) Y7 Z( D+ B  X# a你出街小心D。 3 S) n$ C0 ?6 F3 L& i( g, }/ A
Do the world
0 h- e, m- v$ ?+ {6 ]  v" Y* U6 J做世界 。 9 h$ ^1 x9 r* n: i* _$ v
Big tea rice
' p. P' x( y: m* K: \大茶饭 。
2 @( D& G( L( ~1 ^American chinese not enough.
% u9 o6 p5 T. J1 }1 T& v9 f, P美中不足。
& ]3 |5 M+ b: T/ YKing eight egg.
/ Y( B$ e/ u- H王八蛋
. E3 m+ Y8 n9 h' C+ sHigh hand. 3 r9 m! h* d% |& |/ c+ o
高手
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- a, S4 V$ E8 K! W  s; j: N+ sOld dot.
+ K' h1 u$ O, z" e$ @9 ~- w9 s老点 ( }8 V, B6 \4 @, |: K
One old water
! T% [7 ~" s5 U% q一旧水
% \8 W, |. E4 _5 F4 pI know your mouse.
; X8 h1 `$ h- o) _! O我识你老鼠！ ; h" J/ q+ m, Y& [0 C- K
Measure water/Pound water. 9 \$ b0 H1 Y' M0 d) C
磅水
- L- ^( n" C; \  ^A dragon service. $ \  T$ H9 R4 B# D' w" [1 ?
一条龙服务
: j, ^: C  V+ [; a- iPump water. ! `& O  F9 s  |
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 ^( y1 _) K! I+ H0 t5 y* K
我吹鸡打你班友。
" k" F3 z6 t( p5 mYou jump building. ) @6 x1 Z& ^3 ^! G: P$ I
你跳楼啦。 - {& [0 j8 P6 `2 r3 z
You come back home and eat banana
9 K9 Z" ]% d. D' f$ b3 G: H你返屋企食蕉啦
! e. l* H) k5 i& p8 rI give you a hair.
; ^. m. y# }+ T- x0 J$ f我俾条毛你ar! / l0 G4 f8 h: L
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Collect skin
  S7 t0 F) n% N/ y收皮 - K0 D* ?: P$ \/ o: c
Collect father
9 V7 |8 L0 E# k: Z1 Z收爹
# q* Y; I( F% [4 LYou give me collect father. ; ]+ c7 ~2 z, u
你同我收爹！
; T8 x. B' b( M7 F4 w, |Laugh die me. 2 G. z+ j8 d+ a' [$ m
笑死我。
$ j2 r3 o+ w& i: w! @' K* {) CYou give me stop. ( `: R' X+ T  P$ D: b( [
你同我企系度。 5 k2 c. f, D( Q0 M/ e( g; h0 M5 u
Eight woman 8 @( l8 a: K$ A) o8 }
八婆 ! F* t& J$ _" n, u
Eight woman,you are good! ' Z& d, \) Q' L0 W8 w  P
八婆，你好o野!
  e+ j# F7 R9 u* a& w" V$ qWhat the spring do you do?
/ m# A3 l6 b0 a! x$ u8 C5 t% Y你搞乜春啊?
2 S1 j! M# v3 NA dog of eating dung
2 C" N; z: x1 Y5 r% _" y食屎狗 ' b  t, \: g2 W6 O
A ghost of ass
# }' i+ z' N+ m9 X屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
2 {+ g; \6 A3 a& X( M; r都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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2 \& J3 D3 R9 F$ K) y6 T$ p
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ E$ i$ o7 J0 f6 }' @& C
this is not hong kong style english.....
- ?% D  R- ?. e9 d- uthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 P0 r& X/ M& e2 |3 z& \
i've already ban this shit...  P" f7 @5 D7 W7 F+ S; r
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.