香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. # E1 J) N5 ~' d* c
甘多人死，唔见你死。 , k# l2 f$ g) q; V# |
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
: f" T9 s9 s; c8 }! N' \6 J. p7 G你教我以后点出嚟行?   Y8 W. j# A  S9 d$ _2 z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - R% ]; Y- h# z. y
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 # y* E1 B& N/ Q* p4 _" Y: Y9 z  V
4 "I saw a pork chop"
4 J4 n; C/ z" F0 _) K; ~# v我见到件猪扒啊。 " R  W4 y3 i5 d" k9 ?$ \# b" H
5 Are you road? 3 F0 T# Z. E6 g6 v
你系咪路啊？ 6 @  w7 H4 u, k
6 What the water are you?
( @- `$ C, p  O0 f& [* w2 E$ Z你系乜水啊？ # \+ g+ f! [0 ~0 U
7 Do you big me?
: ?, G/ k! o, B  m2 j2 N$ ]你大我啊？ . e2 ?0 N6 M# R) R
8 Zebra chops people. ! C' C8 g6 ~; U$ P
班马劈友。
% m1 N* f: W; Q/ Q& i9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 q& M2 ~& u* P1 t界女王。 ( k1 r$ d+ d: i4 a9 v# P
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 5 P) }. J3 n5 k' o( b/ X, w
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
$ C0 _6 J3 h/ D! @( S9 Q11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
" ?! E4 d- j7 V! P! d! |你当我无到？
0 G" q7 s* ^$ M$ G$ U) [" ~" Z12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
# O# E! ~$ G! n% n/ r2 `4 W你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  T6 b( n9 {( L" j8 X13 Today I was very black son. 7 l% s1 W$ g2 B0 B2 C
今日我好黑仔。 ! u" p) E2 ~8 J# ~% _' k  B
14 I am wearing grass. ; u8 k. Y8 p9 R  x
我着紧草。 ' l8 U1 z7 W1 f9 X* |
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
0 @' S( @% \* k, B% ?你未够班同我讲数！ ( n. H8 x7 D2 G) M; x$ e
16 Two beat six.
  J* j" w7 L. N6 n4 u* v二打六 ' ]7 u2 `  n" C2 U, W1 C$ H
17 Two five son.
+ Y3 r. d, K  ^9 y4 C' [' x5 O9 R0 o二五仔 . e: v- D' x0 j# H( g. _/ o
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " U0 ?: |* t9 U8 f6 F* Y
琴琴青
0 P9 O7 v6 x9 m8 ~% _( R7 p19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
* j; u# H/ x  z7 Q0 z2 I' T我俾D顏色你睇睇！
0 Q2 ~2 i6 j# S. X7 c( U5 i20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# Q; W8 ]8 A6 B$ ~6 p蠢蠢欲動 。 ( S) ?6 M% U- A
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　   n3 M3 N, w. ^
人山人海 。 # D; ^) b9 Q6 w6 Y' y6 v* a
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
# D( v/ {* M  o0 X3 x你算老幾?
+ Y1 W3 L; o9 B4 T& d" T23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 , V0 o# Q' e, W, ~- y; r; h
你講乜鬼? ( n6 N' [; v8 B3 M  X
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 M4 Y' H4 B3 n3 ?. m我驚你有牙！
5 v1 n$ V* ]9 F; C; J- H25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
) |3 a4 b) a& @; T$ V* ?! T心花怒放。   - R2 S5 R# D+ m9 C* _
Fish skin
( |% l4 S' x. j, h* F# q鱼皮 。
% Q$ B- M4 f3 r- u1 |1 e: uMonster of blowing water.
* q( X. G; s( v吹水怪。
! w- u8 g9 y6 o$ |) C5 E. YFace green green 5 ?! K+ q/ s) D5 [- h+ Y0 x
面青青。
8 y$ M0 C( ~/ @; vYou see road carefully
9 t2 t7 y5 F$ u5 v" v4 Q你小心睇路 & w2 E+ W: L" n. A" v
You go to street carefully $ e" }4 `" x6 E9 G* l9 x- Z5 n
你出街小心D。
) A& x- ?5 R0 ]4 ODo the world . ?/ c7 ?6 r' T4 c+ @" V$ n3 t+ `
做世界 。
$ X8 {3 Q. [" ?- J+ l" v, @+ ^Big tea rice
8 M& l, o' j# O3 T0 _1 ?) O大茶饭 。
' L( J" G3 y8 FAmerican chinese not enough.
+ x9 @3 A5 r5 @, _美中不足。 5 I( J7 i4 V. u9 U7 F. I
King eight egg. ) _2 r% j( {0 |+ |
王八蛋
8 e% P) G0 W) \" Q0 j/ N* KHigh hand.
2 u9 G& @; \7 s, {高手 8 p6 o1 P' r; L
) [' L2 h8 f$ n- m# k4 j
Old dot.
8 p* ~9 B3 e* s/ D老点
& ^" Q0 r; ]. EOne old water + E3 h# U6 b2 K% w9 x- p
一旧水 * Z3 Y' ], s( _5 K- o! n! M
I know your mouse. / Y) f( @* f2 b' J  p0 N. x
我识你老鼠！ / f  x* y) l- W" p6 |
Measure water/Pound water.
2 M- S4 r, j& H4 V* V3 B磅水
: }0 C/ g2 s, n- ?6 CA dragon service. ; H6 a# C5 v- I% M, G( e
一条龙服务 % m3 ?8 ?6 Q8 q& S
Pump water.
4 c0 i! l- _, }+ n9 c9 I- E/ _**** ! z5 z2 Q' d- Y  ?1 |% z. x, t
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - I2 ~" }$ n6 Y7 z( {# c
我吹鸡打你班友。
# z: p8 G5 |" ZYou jump building.
, r7 |/ C8 h8 z; \  F, U你跳楼啦。 % _) b5 d4 e" i  Y4 O9 k- Y
You come back home and eat banana   C; O3 a) X" Y; Q" q' u
你返屋企食蕉啦
, m- G3 h2 A# r- rI give you a hair. 2 L4 U) g; k' J4 j
我俾条毛你ar!
) X$ g2 F$ w4 Z4 [$ S9 F9 f2 q7 u* {* h; P1 C9 f( I  i2 U8 z
Collect skin
! O; Q, k0 C& _. q# Y收皮 0 Y. m. A7 q# l: a8 X
Collect father & w) S  A+ {1 {' L
收爹
: M9 f: @) v  F9 V$ e4 n1 JYou give me collect father. ) P( ?' b# ^3 @: D- K" h% q
你同我收爹！
. S  H' I* ?( r' b9 DLaugh die me.
" ]- t0 |4 `8 V. J( l" p% z笑死我。
, @  K8 ^: P: p" G3 zYou give me stop. % @4 _5 p6 B6 c9 @; P3 J+ M! L
你同我企系度。 0 m: C+ k/ n( Y/ W* I+ |
Eight woman 4 }' v% M. @* Z, G
八婆
7 }% `/ H( ^' t* c* y- UEight woman,you are good! ' N9 |$ O/ e/ O
八婆，你好o野! ' q7 q7 V/ n9 N5 V
What the spring do you do?
0 A1 E  a5 P0 i  h' {9 J你搞乜春啊? : @: Q% I) r- e& L
A dog of eating dung
+ p  u( g3 i0 h  ^$ O食屎狗 ; V+ V7 f4 j  {( N# O; L* _
A ghost of ass
! E4 n; p! o0 I屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....3 W: k! z9 d7 o# r. i& {
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

+ x$ J3 a4 s' [5 ?4 q

& E' A" |1 F% H$ F1 y; vtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
; v5 b& _9 D4 @this is not hong kong style english.....6 s# m! M  R: X9 v8 e8 q
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....., x" l* o5 M. }$ X
i've already ban this shit...+ @! v" S- C; w3 G
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.