香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 1 y9 P- n  R! X; d8 r) u5 @* r
甘多人死，唔见你死。 7 b/ H7 T4 `$ w" Q7 |- g5 a( w$ @
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
4 t: {# m8 k! e- n4 P你教我以后点出嚟行? ; C7 l2 L+ O0 Q! X3 h4 F5 _
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
! e: Y, }" m8 M, x如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 0 x* V4 G: s$ O% Q. ]
4 "I saw a pork chop" ; s* E, Z! ^0 x9 ^! o! Q' Z) ]
我见到件猪扒啊。 5 D; h$ }$ ]/ R% t' x
5 Are you road?
6 Q6 v5 S; n2 W2 [9 I+ s. X你系咪路啊？
) Y' b  L8 l/ H5 x9 v4 x1 J0 r" l) A6 What the water are you? ! i* {: d2 B- P" ]/ ]. s
你系乜水啊？ # R* d3 m& U6 h- H1 H3 p/ p2 p
7 Do you big me? 1 O% {$ U6 W. p
你大我啊？
( R8 f+ L) L) |4 l" R" {2 K8 Zebra chops people. ' R+ U& ~# c6 s9 I+ F8 W
班马劈友。
' w' N" T4 y; j& V1 U2 W# K7 |9 The king of the cutting girl.
0 u. u; j, S: K& z- `- A* \界女王。 1 \1 ]  R& M" T0 D  I' Z9 Y
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
% ]. X* I; Q1 {批我个头俾你当凳坐。
! V" n8 z1 ^# q& ~: N  H. B  ^# k11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% t$ `5 b: n3 P6 P5 d你当我无到？ , l& N6 w0 l" W! \2 Z$ D6 S# _7 Q
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
( A" l' J3 ?, b$ j你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
% D3 v& e% A6 L! i, T13 Today I was very black son. 7 G. W# d) `7 ^0 b
今日我好黑仔。
$ j  Q& n6 F/ L5 t! m$ _  ~14 I am wearing grass. , K" L9 _4 x: L" V; a2 {
我着紧草。 , V3 X9 F  Q' [, o
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ E% u& z1 n( y! x8 ~  b你未够班同我讲数！
& `" B! q$ t, R16 Two beat six. , S% h$ T( @' {" `" J0 {
二打六 " d+ N2 y( y8 E$ I. ~
17 Two five son. 8 ~/ ?% N2 f$ `
二五仔
7 [( w7 u# [5 [18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 0 t  _1 l5 \( m9 p3 A. W
琴琴青 # r: I$ p8 b" z! N) e
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　   m2 z3 X# J7 y/ x
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
8 `) s% ]8 Y1 V& t# L5 f' Q) [" Q20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 4 D6 W4 z/ D; P% X- B
蠢蠢欲動 。 4 t  X- o7 Q: ~
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
% I2 g1 H: x/ h0 a  G$ d人山人海 。 - z! N& G8 }/ X
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
. D; W" y/ w1 Q你算老幾? ' V9 D8 z# A, [5 D6 Z- u
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 6 I# W0 c- X/ }' s1 X- r: K( o
你講乜鬼?
* y4 r, w$ u2 S% E24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
( V/ H  M/ I4 T6 u$ T我驚你有牙！
  Z3 B& |; a9 d( s25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* D% k. q1 D" U5 Z8 b. |心花怒放。   
. T3 ^4 F& q$ L1 Y* D  MFish skin 2 W% Y. t9 E4 `7 M4 e0 W. ~
鱼皮 。
1 o) Z( q( q( K8 `# N8 w9 D6 TMonster of blowing water.
5 |) O* D9 q( X3 }吹水怪。
$ \9 `% b/ X" n' g; g* ^7 N7 yFace green green
! v( c. N! n& y9 A- X1 l面青青。
4 U# r3 S9 U2 x  X; m0 y* r' kYou see road carefully ) }, |* O4 s4 M' O3 j
你小心睇路 0 x  n6 U, }# m" P3 w7 }! E
You go to street carefully * ]4 p  k' b) a
你出街小心D。
- f- U5 w: A$ c' t- B4 Y. WDo the world
8 u# c) e4 ^: X) f做世界 。
; V( g& r* f; M# Q/ U1 ]' [Big tea rice $ y$ w/ c  A. q/ n1 u% l0 {
大茶饭 。
7 u6 ^& M; |, ?4 j3 dAmerican chinese not enough. " j4 a" h% x# k; z5 L4 \
美中不足。 - Y" _. |7 `$ G2 `, n
King eight egg. 6 x2 n9 }, H0 h) f9 [; e6 D
王八蛋 " a: Z2 Z- B9 h
High hand. & Q1 Z0 w+ [" k' u* U; K
高手
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2 \8 {6 k2 r* P* w4 @8 JOld dot.
& s. k) X3 _( F) G- J老点 / r( D/ V+ t) x) z
One old water $ l' r1 N$ w0 M! h4 N& F; |
一旧水 + L3 h: X1 o; r9 ]0 n
I know your mouse.   \, N) w. f, \% I
我识你老鼠！
& [" g8 Q$ c( x! P, `% Z1 WMeasure water/Pound water. : }$ ~9 o# M* A9 P% j
磅水
, p1 m- v# I4 q. _" l: _2 @A dragon service. ' C3 n- E* V  p
一条龙服务 + i/ e2 _* h& n
Pump water. 5 T8 ?' v6 i$ {4 F5 v$ A& @
****
; Y( [3 {+ ?- F8 R% KI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' ^8 b$ s( ^; E& Z% w5 ?. G- [我吹鸡打你班友。
7 x2 N: w3 P; C: B/ KYou jump building.
1 s2 w: {) m+ u你跳楼啦。 . @( `& W+ I6 b2 S! g$ x) |
You come back home and eat banana
% \& w% ?: f+ u. J, k6 h$ i1 e你返屋企食蕉啦 + w1 {9 p9 H; {9 V
I give you a hair.
1 B7 t5 a7 L' ^我俾条毛你ar! * L. {) Q3 S! v) s" C5 q1 c. C
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Collect skin
9 M/ P5 s4 ^# z6 r1 X, d( D收皮
( \# d- ?0 z8 gCollect father & h+ ?2 N  T6 J; f0 r
收爹
6 k  R* K7 R2 L7 Q$ OYou give me collect father. 5 v3 J: A6 ^* |0 G
你同我收爹！ : V0 `' e7 t0 m: W8 `* P  `
Laugh die me. 2 D' K; o" W0 G+ L1 q. U: U8 [  M
笑死我。 0 M( M$ G& a* E( C) s
You give me stop.
+ f7 A) A# `/ {你同我企系度。
9 n6 y5 F% l! s: PEight woman * x7 G6 o! b" u
八婆
, K2 H; m9 i& C" r" f# `Eight woman,you are good! 9 U' M# Q2 X/ \+ {2 X: p8 g, G
八婆，你好o野! 3 a  R1 w6 }( [% v* U5 [9 A
What the spring do you do?
- m$ Y# u2 ^; C" \2 I2 y你搞乜春啊?
+ i+ ], w" T* A4 W! ~. N- EA dog of eating dung 1 w, w! h; H/ c2 q$ K8 ]1 O
食屎狗 / f" ~6 c/ B0 o+ O; i, p
A ghost of ass 5 W2 R, S- V7 F
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....8 \- v9 [) }6 b
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

6 g2 g) W# q8 A0 u" g8 B2 ^/ j/ C- X6 h2 Z& G: b
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ c4 Z% _5 F+ H1 S+ d, M& M
this is not hong kong style english.....
" O5 k4 M2 D* p# Y' W4 R/ i+ j' Y, hthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....0 M1 R  |) q5 L3 G5 x/ [! S/ }; ~
i've already ban this shit...
  C% |3 S* j/ t6 |' T$ w0 mdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.