香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 0 K, X) g2 I. r2 p3 |) [1 T
甘多人死，唔见你死。
. r0 ]% a% j/ v" v" M& {2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ ^6 d% d, K; w你教我以后点出嚟行?
) F! f$ Z5 s& e' A1 H3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
/ _9 I. g* W& Q7 A如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 8 L+ K! C/ `- K; n
4 "I saw a pork chop"
( v; V  x5 P, p+ n我见到件猪扒啊。
' L& v! N: Z+ F/ a  |4 I5 Are you road? 6 k% }& G# U' P0 D
你系咪路啊？ ' `( J( s. \, M2 @- o
6 What the water are you?
% m6 j; J8 X+ g4 I/ K) v, j4 T! n你系乜水啊？ & j7 _3 D. D; w1 ?( L/ f7 {
7 Do you big me?
7 E( z+ r% V7 \7 |0 F) K) i你大我啊？
+ O4 Y$ Y1 G  n4 s& a; {1 |+ G% g" a8 Zebra chops people.
7 _( S, }" J" ?# Z  C- N. ]0 C0 o, H班马劈友。
# s7 z1 q: d5 k; Y& j9 The king of the cutting girl. & Y( w/ [1 E3 c1 b1 O0 X* ?
界女王。 # C. T) b% W' s! U) K6 n
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
) V, p9 A0 |# z/ [! x& t1 s批我个头俾你当凳坐。
0 V' A5 }  U$ e9 P9 T9 f11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* R4 x2 X- H' P  X你当我无到？
" z& N" H; L' d2 _& Z0 Z12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : p3 |: K+ b+ q% G
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 7 a. u9 F9 y1 F$ @
13 Today I was very black son. 8 ]/ Q+ s9 V3 h- ]! p
今日我好黑仔。 5 P; [" U" s5 f
14 I am wearing grass. % x+ [! b" \$ ?6 ~% e
我着紧草。   o& k: Y4 g% B7 [
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ) ~- E  X7 D" `
你未够班同我讲数！
5 S, J- z7 J$ z' S: N16 Two beat six.
1 a1 J- y3 X: V二打六
6 P$ ^" _/ N5 c& _; D17 Two five son.
3 ]: H: b1 \/ r" a. m9 u二五仔 1 i. w) Y% Z0 b& m& P, `6 c
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 4 ]$ M6 x$ f" C* V  P
琴琴青
0 N9 q2 |% [* d& T8 ^' B4 A19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
" v4 O" k1 e% m0 l* E我俾D顏色你睇睇！ + O8 S2 Z- }9 ~3 N4 }
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 " Z- v- V9 h, _6 p: c$ u
蠢蠢欲動 。 . i* i6 [1 [( t9 d$ Y, }6 E; F
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ) r, }0 e- e7 q; [4 U& K$ Q  T( g
人山人海 。 ( ]0 V! j; I9 V- i8 n
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
2 T" Y6 T  r  F4 _5 V. x" W9 p: y) o你算老幾?
' N# s* X5 P$ i( j5 U, K23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
% k5 |! I& h) I7 |8 P你講乜鬼?
: c0 l8 a6 R9 u9 j  }24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
; s5 ^5 E. p5 _7 G2 O我驚你有牙！ " m) D* L/ p" o6 N) ^9 i9 A) l
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 6 M; m3 T& d' W& i% y
心花怒放。   9 Q" h  J/ [9 d" T
Fish skin + @2 @3 ?# J8 |/ m: i
鱼皮 。 # U- s/ m) P' f4 {7 p8 R  u
Monster of blowing water.
  B. b" J3 t) g: C: C$ t# s* Q吹水怪。
) R+ `3 b$ _3 h: K4 \& N% m; D/ qFace green green * l( J" y! P9 T) j' v; O2 v5 Z9 c
面青青。 0 M6 I' \$ S; e
You see road carefully 0 n- h9 W* I$ {( X( e) W1 S
你小心睇路
* s% V2 S( w5 Z0 J5 nYou go to street carefully 6 B) t+ B3 O( X7 f. w
你出街小心D。
% a, f, Y8 @: K5 gDo the world 3 F9 z" Z9 {* A" A
做世界 。
2 K( ?2 p# g" R( k/ D$ wBig tea rice 9 V' V6 S. x1 k: J# ^' o4 V2 j; r
大茶饭 。
8 }$ [9 _* C% j8 O4 f, p/ ^American chinese not enough. 9 }- t: M5 O( g
美中不足。
2 a7 n5 R8 m2 M( j1 T1 tKing eight egg. - m/ _, \! ^, {+ h
王八蛋
3 O- a) v" w1 V  r4 DHigh hand.
4 i5 E. h. e3 @7 p高手 * l" P0 g9 W/ v! k
! L+ q* K5 _' V( k, z4 F! i
Old dot. * ]' [+ u9 Y# T2 b- w& c
老点
5 ~9 T: Q. x- A' ^" e2 F: K( I, ]# ^One old water + \' J$ q8 `2 _' k2 r4 b( i
一旧水
0 a+ k+ Q: H# P$ y1 V7 kI know your mouse.
+ B9 E* |+ T" s" @# z* q我识你老鼠！ $ C+ G. Y  p8 D% d
Measure water/Pound water.
+ w6 K& Z: I! {: d磅水
" \9 [3 Z, h& }% ~! Y- P' fA dragon service.
1 l; k5 o* R1 {$ @0 X) {" j一条龙服务
" U9 U5 P6 @+ n8 ]0 A# qPump water. 6 o: f) o3 Q( m' [* ~
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 n: ?, U8 u/ R& O我吹鸡打你班友。
$ D- F' B4 i7 q9 [# Y* j7 YYou jump building.
! d7 w% i$ G9 f0 c你跳楼啦。
3 o# c7 H5 t2 v# _3 d* k' YYou come back home and eat banana 7 ]: E' b/ X* x. {2 Q0 e
你返屋企食蕉啦 4 R2 k# G2 x/ y$ i( A6 u
I give you a hair. $ D. X: G& Q9 M+ ^
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 3 ^- q" T+ }0 K1 M3 o" y  m
收皮
8 l+ O2 r" b1 R: Y$ K2 A$ s# UCollect father
+ R8 S3 p0 }; ~  \/ W3 |9 l7 y收爹 ) s1 q) p+ V) `. S" s! ?
You give me collect father.
( @1 @& \# b; U. U+ j# a你同我收爹！ % s  v. m8 p8 T: S  H
Laugh die me. 2 m0 F$ Z  X; b
笑死我。
% l) h) L; x6 ?! R5 b9 Q" QYou give me stop.
: k8 X& Y' W: ~$ `( T  T你同我企系度。 ! x( `+ d5 m$ ^6 r/ K
Eight woman
: I5 s% M1 W9 S! \$ p5 b$ s% H八婆
$ M" ?. S& N6 V# E. jEight woman,you are good! % ^) y& v& m9 L. h
八婆，你好o野! % B3 i1 [0 s( I  s
What the spring do you do? 4 l% H! a" ]! D2 Z5 }+ ?
你搞乜春啊?
9 l- ~/ r4 Q2 oA dog of eating dung 3 v$ }, n" X# V% [, Y/ G% p" {& Z
食屎狗
! ~! _4 ]& e1 t9 ^, n+ TA ghost of ass ( j, d; p, d% S1 B5 {$ c* [
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
& n! w4 d6 W% H+ J都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
5 r( l. |8 s9 N  ~- f) Jthis is not hong kong style english.....
2 U/ M$ M  Q# O- u$ Q* ^! Gthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& U' D$ ^/ A; W0 R2 o+ {
i've already ban this shit...( o0 j8 i9 A1 F. H. N
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.