香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
( E# [, [3 E0 |4 a" G8 S3 q甘多人死，唔见你死。 6 Q/ ?% L) b* |( T
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 7 c/ R8 e0 g3 `
你教我以后点出嚟行? ! R5 x# ~! s' D7 O+ R2 v1 t
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 1 p7 N9 f! F9 }/ N7 Z
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
( `: G2 w* J+ A4 S4 "I saw a pork chop" ; a6 z7 v+ ?- d' A: m
我见到件猪扒啊。 8 F4 K1 _  q4 S
5 Are you road? ' V' t1 l* ^6 W3 F8 `% w
你系咪路啊？
1 j& @# i3 X8 y$ v" q1 j* y2 g6 What the water are you?
+ E! R: _$ c/ b+ ~你系乜水啊？ : F' B2 Z: ?/ }& o2 z2 \
7 Do you big me? 0 x/ D- D& _1 c& n' R* N" W- d8 c. [; V
你大我啊？ # N+ W+ P1 D9 [1 ], Z
8 Zebra chops people. 4 t6 b, ^0 |3 V, j& e  v
班马劈友。 ; z1 X) m( \  y1 H; g! S6 g
9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 r+ _! l# i* t  g$ P+ d界女王。
, |0 R" M9 w% e7 ?10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 0 p: L$ R( o, J6 I% N, i
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ) Q4 L  G7 g. i9 }" S+ y  L5 J/ O3 i
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - P4 A4 H) Z1 R# j9 K% a7 ?
你当我无到？ : X' e) Z4 Q! m
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ) t$ H0 f8 a9 U7 k* _
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
4 m9 P& f2 L6 ^13 Today I was very black son.
- U9 q/ m( R$ s  i; M今日我好黑仔。 , F& I3 [# _. V9 ~2 _1 k8 T3 }2 H7 _, W
14 I am wearing grass. 5 n3 \& E; V" `$ ~4 z1 Y
我着紧草。 # A. @6 R0 R4 f9 }8 T2 d# m3 e; h
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
9 K9 {# ]4 ?. o+ I4 U" G/ c. C) m你未够班同我讲数！ 8 r3 C9 X' |8 H4 E- |' j
16 Two beat six. ( l( X2 f( a7 V5 D0 i! w2 Q  C
二打六
5 \# u6 |  e$ [( o' g17 Two five son.
( U. h% z8 T. E+ `9 ~/ n二五仔 6 G' E- h' a) t4 m2 y6 F3 x" C
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　   x" D2 }/ X$ j- E( N/ F
琴琴青 , d) t5 J  P+ \7 F4 |; t$ N( Y
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 * ?& }& N$ s, x  _" e" m
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
0 q5 i9 l4 s) T20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 / ~, i7 b2 [. |8 s: R+ n7 U
蠢蠢欲動 。
1 N' d- ~. t/ s& P* E0 y' v21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
  q! o; j) q1 j+ b# a8 W人山人海 。
* ~: u# a, d5 {1 T22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
, x1 M, ^4 d0 O, W6 ~3 A你算老幾? 8 q" V' M$ R: |7 T4 ^9 Z
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + d* U5 E4 K) k" n
你講乜鬼? 8 h* D# I. P9 F; T; Y
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
6 m. p, o& L7 @我驚你有牙！ 3 s6 M. Z. M6 l9 M
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 $ Y; s- O+ L) F% Q' G8 F& B
心花怒放。   8 V# g( v2 C2 ^$ ]- A3 S
Fish skin
8 `2 N% X* Z) D+ d- @9 M. a鱼皮 。
! L+ H! o' H+ |Monster of blowing water. - Y8 R# }( k1 v' {4 I; `
吹水怪。 ; F  P: _$ p6 f
Face green green
& G6 c! p( c5 [; G7 h面青青。 5 Z6 r' s, s* d
You see road carefully
5 g7 M  f3 q' J0 A+ X你小心睇路
8 n2 E& ]7 U- pYou go to street carefully
, |4 H7 k+ r2 S9 ~: p你出街小心D。 9 ]$ c4 E7 R/ X# }4 l5 [
Do the world - h5 B8 C3 j* q
做世界 。 % b) ^# F0 B5 `+ D5 o9 P
Big tea rice 1 \. |2 k. i! t2 f5 J/ h6 g0 t
大茶饭 。
. m. ~. k" E/ z. y3 v+ [American chinese not enough. : @; R4 I& P$ i( E+ _
美中不足。
% |/ H3 H2 A4 n; g( {2 _King eight egg. $ L2 _9 b  a/ Y% @8 \: [
王八蛋 / [+ }; e$ G( R9 I$ j4 w/ |6 Q
High hand.
- G. l+ T: q0 F高手 8 {, \2 w1 @) q# D

, ]9 L  \# v( C. eOld dot.
4 y  H- T' |2 {$ l老点
/ M8 O) W" O) \* }) I% ]1 o0 [One old water 7 y& s6 h) y3 P% R& \
一旧水
8 R- g4 F' i2 d0 n4 g7 Y/ vI know your mouse.
" @3 |) _, N1 E, T' Z7 B我识你老鼠！ 6 i# g1 b6 ]# j  C+ Y4 ^! ]2 q- s
Measure water/Pound water. ( u  Z7 [7 a$ ]; g" t1 @# ^: z
磅水 ( o& I* ?) r1 |. E; ~# B' y9 y
A dragon service.
9 ^, v# D  ~7 g7 ]+ Q一条龙服务 6 \. G( g) e* y' U4 B( Z
Pump water.
% R8 d/ O# n. }+ M# N****
0 Y# x7 T# _0 ~2 H9 j0 @I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - ?3 h/ x* R! y
我吹鸡打你班友。
" f2 b- ~( z& M* l  O' F% X# cYou jump building. 8 k+ k" z; ?  n. R0 _3 x, ~
你跳楼啦。
4 I7 f' s/ E0 u; uYou come back home and eat banana
# B9 j' a; v8 F4 ^: [/ z; R, U/ ~3 ^你返屋企食蕉啦
! H# ]* C( _; g8 \I give you a hair.
! d5 L! J0 I% g5 Y  u9 H7 |我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 3 e8 [: U6 t* E8 b6 @2 a
收皮
: S* |8 Q" ^) h0 Q+ e9 j' N% HCollect father * P  S* }& l% [+ p
收爹 . u& ~% {3 G. \6 u3 F  @: c: j8 V1 \5 ]
You give me collect father.
: w: ~, Q, j( I' ?8 h% N- a你同我收爹！ . U. M7 {- R7 W" D
Laugh die me.
7 h9 P( M% `; j) R- ]笑死我。
8 p' y6 m- ^- EYou give me stop. 0 x$ s; [4 w  P$ g+ L3 z8 \
你同我企系度。
/ s3 I' Z2 A4 h8 v, cEight woman 1 x( F& [# U! w" T7 i8 t9 a
八婆
, E3 i# o$ r  g: ?# mEight woman,you are good! ) f3 g( s( ~6 y5 S% O
八婆，你好o野! 1 W1 u- w0 M( z1 j/ o
What the spring do you do? - F7 N: {+ I7 @  P6 I
你搞乜春啊? / T, f* ~& |  R
A dog of eating dung # R, J9 D- Z# K0 @
食屎狗 , m: |' n* r9 a$ M" ^. V) u* u
A ghost of ass
" e5 ]2 D, V$ d. b0 b屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
0 P8 q% A( x% F/ N3 j6 X& n$ h都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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  G2 j7 e/ u8 U, K4 R( vtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......1 Z! C/ \; U: K+ Q" y
this is not hong kong style english.....
. k2 b8 R+ X/ X( Wthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
0 Y0 i9 u- U: |: y. t7 xi've already ban this shit...2 T& U4 @0 S, o7 j. h7 `' j" B6 R
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.