香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 i! x' L0 j3 ?# _甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 t3 ^& @2 ~+ b2 q( s) o, R2 c2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
- F: x1 h1 A! U) n0 S! F0 Q; T你教我以后点出嚟行?   O1 e. u$ v' h9 [
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. & `5 }( l7 t6 T4 z: ~$ I
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 1 y: \6 C+ k/ \1 j% i
4 "I saw a pork chop" & W7 T9 `! M8 \9 e
我见到件猪扒啊。
7 Z) M+ u6 S& y, v' b) N: c5 Are you road? 9 B6 L7 h  O: ]9 C6 ]
你系咪路啊？
& a1 |( @3 |% N5 A8 r0 i$ f6 What the water are you?
' s; H& e9 ^+ A9 I* O6 G2 F( G# c你系乜水啊？
6 w, R4 O; L+ `# ]7 Do you big me? # k" n$ U( G4 v  t
你大我啊？ / K' O* ~" Z4 P: y3 y
8 Zebra chops people. $ x  K" i; Q) m. K+ a. ]1 e# v4 o4 Y
班马劈友。 + g+ E( I4 W& M5 p: [/ B. N$ v! N
9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 m3 n  A. w# D2 Q0 D5 v5 Z界女王。 3 x2 J! Y3 p0 f- _/ N
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 ~0 k3 w, V. `! t0 Z& Q/ H& q, {$ q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 b3 Z- B& z% ^3 U# }* r5 t
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
3 C  |+ M8 [0 S; C: Y& D你当我无到？ 5 q; s4 c" f9 ?- n, M" {
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
& c5 H! s! Z+ w+ S# C5 C& y你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
+ y6 G4 S+ Q; _+ f( z" c13 Today I was very black son.
$ _3 H8 |! v' j6 N今日我好黑仔。 $ m) Z8 u0 V4 n4 A# {% O
14 I am wearing grass. / m. G$ y& [$ r
我着紧草。
# `* w" z. A% }; G15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! " q+ q! s  o6 K$ B# B2 ]2 }) z
你未够班同我讲数！ 1 x. T8 B  ~1 g4 l
16 Two beat six.
  ^/ }0 v* J  d9 H二打六
7 I4 }4 w6 d( T8 ?- y$ C/ p17 Two five son.
; k/ {" v9 `& a* j3 z( u* ?二五仔
; M# u+ U' B/ n1 _1 y. W/ N4 F18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 + U; E8 q0 ^) }
琴琴青
7 R+ m/ L& V. K4 {2 w; Y6 o+ H; w19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
' ?, D7 D3 o- P我俾D顏色你睇睇！
# E& e4 ]8 Q8 e2 K4 `& k" [! d% r- O20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
/ p/ P+ M0 d% o) n6 _蠢蠢欲動 。
) C9 N3 Z. l0 i! N; C; E$ u21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
6 y6 n$ w% ^% \# [人山人海 。
# J/ m1 g( L- l) y22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 " |* T0 [% Z9 P2 T1 Z. p
你算老幾? 4 ^8 V% ]5 D5 M2 B0 r& p
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' s) L2 t3 `- K% n7 u你講乜鬼? 0 O2 r0 w& u5 @5 q  j) O1 o! C2 j
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
! T$ R7 c) f& V: ?* f1 d  S我驚你有牙！ * N0 E, o. Z+ R" ]: U. `
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
3 z; U$ ^- N6 Z3 f- h) v# `心花怒放。   % D* J3 |/ B; C0 T
Fish skin ) P' K+ S2 \; Z- T2 F. l$ d. t) I
鱼皮 。
6 b, D& \+ v" l8 H, KMonster of blowing water.
3 g: _: G5 Y" l* ]# B7 F吹水怪。 # R+ [1 E) `9 ^% K$ u7 h
Face green green
, W, G9 y2 H5 }+ U, x( u面青青。 ; K. N# v( q4 d/ V( H- {9 M, j6 A
You see road carefully ! O* T+ Z9 x  l# O
你小心睇路
) J  y3 E  o& j! ^8 @You go to street carefully 7 S+ w- [' I5 D2 p
你出街小心D。 : K' q% e, l6 j* v
Do the world " c1 w; G4 z; ?' L* }+ G- X# Y2 [
做世界 。 ' _' Y$ j5 q+ Y* A; ^
Big tea rice
% u; c# {+ r; x9 V大茶饭 。 , G$ I- c3 b( h, R
American chinese not enough.
/ h& A% R- P$ V2 @- M1 `# r美中不足。
# h1 \( d8 E; o. V& nKing eight egg.
- K# k+ o: o: t9 s# m3 O王八蛋
" k* {5 R2 h8 a* e) rHigh hand. 0 f+ H( p, B/ w
高手 1 Y) s  P% F0 [
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Old dot. 6 r, v% @. y  D5 T/ R; e/ t& t
老点 - n3 ^6 d4 j0 L: P/ r
One old water 9 }! Z, G- k8 ^8 j
一旧水
, O6 d4 |% I4 N0 n1 e" o* LI know your mouse. $ G: N: `& m( R# |" v
我识你老鼠！
0 ~) Q& A+ E: u0 p6 m+ hMeasure water/Pound water.
( ~7 p$ L8 |6 k- v磅水 ; y! m1 g( Y1 G$ S/ _
A dragon service.
7 F6 |  u2 K, h: L/ t5 i) Q一条龙服务
8 D5 R% a3 Y* KPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; T  H( g5 Z# {7 Q- K我吹鸡打你班友。
( B3 o4 v9 g+ ]4 kYou jump building.
+ J. p& C4 X9 C& R& l你跳楼啦。
* Z4 T1 V4 A) e( b- D  i4 w4 jYou come back home and eat banana
% X9 e; u$ y5 n0 f4 m你返屋企食蕉啦 & j8 U) q. F% W9 `7 V! M1 ?
I give you a hair.
% A% x" A/ L) X' j3 p0 ?" V# `) |/ u/ \我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
; C' z/ C8 _5 A: O2 N# A/ A收皮
) _& Y" U+ M3 o  F+ B# _& ]Collect father
3 R. k5 l  Q. K) a收爹
2 [2 M. B% Y, F5 U( pYou give me collect father. 2 \& T) V  H0 [& h, i
你同我收爹！
( x6 ^7 n- Z5 ?! u& w/ h8 k* {Laugh die me.
$ ^8 V6 U1 a" V9 R笑死我。
$ w3 b) ^  X, q* k+ W9 D7 T/ |4 iYou give me stop. 1 a, M$ Z. |) i+ `
你同我企系度。
! a2 m9 N( X8 H- nEight woman 2 V- S2 o: @" e
八婆
- C2 t* R  K  o5 {# yEight woman,you are good! , ?$ {" I2 A: E4 Y' J, h0 |( B+ |
八婆，你好o野! " u8 q5 x9 f; u& g5 g
What the spring do you do? 6 C( ]' U; _8 B5 U9 H
你搞乜春啊? 0 d6 Z4 E4 G# Z
A dog of eating dung / a, S* L: p- p1 `+ q8 @+ F+ o
食屎狗 6 |+ n' d! x- T/ H* @: j3 \7 \
A ghost of ass ' Q7 e: }2 k# `) z4 i+ U
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....; M7 r# C' R7 w9 H& c9 f' F
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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8 |! d. i; f/ {) w& z" Y! }  q5 j" J
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
, D$ C& l/ V9 V3 R0 E5 y* c. l" |this is not hong kong style english.....+ D/ ?8 n$ [0 I$ i  R2 K. k
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
, c7 M; a8 k( z% w7 ^. b  k, Xi've already ban this shit...
/ H, Z: e4 q  @2 Z$ q) xdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.