香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
  J) L9 a# s1 e. i4 U甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 d% V9 \' [+ T- _' Y4 I* V2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
  X! `9 P6 i7 P4 T# T1 p0 G+ N你教我以后点出嚟行? % {' ]! O+ K  ]1 m6 B7 Y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 1 d) B% V! Z  U5 Y, r% m) Y
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; p2 i) w9 T! _% W* ?1 C$ \
4 "I saw a pork chop" , ]: }. Y6 a. c7 ~' n1 i1 k
我见到件猪扒啊。 9 q6 |  H( p8 L2 s* Z
5 Are you road? & E& j6 X9 M6 \% w
你系咪路啊？
. U1 Q. h6 T$ z7 F5 X% E5 u6 What the water are you? 5 A# c9 w* o6 z$ C/ c8 @* |
你系乜水啊？ ; D7 @; F0 I/ O
7 Do you big me? . p7 m4 g3 _, m3 i1 r' F
你大我啊？
- N' [) @0 [7 |# V1 d  a3 `8 Zebra chops people.
2 H1 A* I: d- m% v2 S班马劈友。
! g5 \+ N! M- X9 The king of the cutting girl.
* i! w) N2 ~1 G5 F7 n界女王。
7 m; j' ^, ?/ J- X- v& K2 {" u: D10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. : g; Z6 E  P# l1 I
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 ~* }$ X/ s3 B- x' W
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
- G/ Q, a8 e* J! h你当我无到？ ) j6 u. l. ~# |& j
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : u' Q4 G$ ~$ Q6 w5 @
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 }. z* K. a& T5 a: \. s
13 Today I was very black son. ; ^, }' ?8 G! r* y/ [# B
今日我好黑仔。
9 u+ [! N0 `1 c$ [6 K8 a14 I am wearing grass.
3 U6 C) O# s9 |% J0 W, R! J我着紧草。 ! ^2 l2 f$ g1 y2 n
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 1 o4 Z  \; A7 |$ x, ]  M1 s
你未够班同我讲数！ ! X8 R% A3 k: m& W' I: u. O
16 Two beat six.
/ A/ R2 n) m2 H. P, Y# W二打六 ! a, q0 c: I5 L0 Y
17 Two five son.
/ l- J3 u9 H6 w$ p二五仔
6 V' q# k5 h0 e18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
: T0 ?, y; u. H- O7 x) D8 z8 _4 C琴琴青
" I/ Y9 V$ D1 m, r19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 5 x3 J( d' Z- s! q- N5 f3 N
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 1 \- c7 Z5 s) G( ~  j) E; j
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
2 I4 R$ K& u3 _5 E蠢蠢欲動 。
, G) t# U6 Z& k4 F" g21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 1 K# z9 Q- j0 ?. }: [: I  ^
人山人海 。   n1 \: ^" @6 Y! [$ }
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 # ]7 c: C" z+ F. [. R" n3 d+ W
你算老幾?
$ Q* }9 A! A2 L- V$ L8 }4 ^23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
) {, Q; y) {; i% h+ W你講乜鬼?
6 k8 K, ?* ?% Y- L24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 2 f! x. q. P" x  e* J# D9 o
我驚你有牙！ ; M5 K+ O7 ~* x% ~4 ^8 Z& Z5 E
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 $ E- U, b" {) m2 `. p0 o
心花怒放。   8 S# |5 ^  a4 U6 [! u/ s. x* L/ A
Fish skin
, d! b, n6 J/ p鱼皮 。
1 T; }, |4 c  [! ]9 T0 cMonster of blowing water.
; ?# \, A4 P. v  a9 I吹水怪。
- S$ C  {( `/ S, F" b2 TFace green green ! N. }/ O7 D; q# k/ E9 @, }1 Y
面青青。
9 J6 ?1 M, Z: ]2 |You see road carefully 6 Z) \5 t. ^0 L: G9 m$ n# o
你小心睇路 9 k! v' J, F+ |, x
You go to street carefully 3 U1 p9 F+ m+ X; V- N& x# ~& |# ^
你出街小心D。
5 p# i" N- e. C/ [0 c& [Do the world 8 Z5 o8 b: }) l0 p6 z9 p6 c
做世界 。 ( z2 @* |, H% R  m: V
Big tea rice
( Q" M( ^8 |, k( h1 D; l! Y大茶饭 。 / j$ K& s. M5 ^1 }7 U
American chinese not enough.
* f0 ]& Q" z& t+ z8 \& J美中不足。
$ \! U  r' L+ @/ AKing eight egg. # e/ B3 s- P/ L2 v1 j) D/ b. H
王八蛋
' a+ L( I6 W8 F! tHigh hand.
2 T+ B, o# |1 |. d高手
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Old dot.
8 b9 J" a7 H* M3 G0 L9 k! u  k3 X老点
* W6 N) ^9 ]/ V5 iOne old water
, {9 E' I0 X2 D8 q, d! B' P5 F一旧水 + e! z/ I2 S* y
I know your mouse.
$ T1 M2 ]. \; O" D我识你老鼠！ ( \; L+ L/ M8 ~1 b% [: w
Measure water/Pound water. 1 I, N/ ]8 A6 y; g6 v
磅水
$ ], h! U8 \+ e& q4 dA dragon service.
9 t8 c3 N4 v- x! R& q3 ]一条龙服务
+ _& Y" u4 t0 S" q8 f  `3 ]2 K6 ?- cPump water.   T7 b) e" {- S# R9 M$ `
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, U/ I, T" k1 v/ q; w! TI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + u/ w" g" `4 y" ~, H" c$ D
我吹鸡打你班友。
% p" U8 q) ^& W# _: t0 h$ N0 JYou jump building.
' ^1 Y) c& q$ _9 N0 g% Y: v1 h你跳楼啦。
! v& O; Z( ]8 }2 ZYou come back home and eat banana ( z: `1 R% T# m- e
你返屋企食蕉啦 # ~. E# ^0 w0 M1 i4 A' ]# c; g2 L
I give you a hair.
. ~' `. [7 L' W% l+ @! C4 M8 R% ?我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 5 X1 Q, S6 A% y% k; ~7 t+ o
收皮
$ ^. [9 e/ k6 x: c& x& ~Collect father ) F& k+ Q6 B/ g0 `+ k* K
收爹 8 A+ `. Y( g8 w! g$ d
You give me collect father.
  G, D8 v, K% U; O  |$ p你同我收爹！
+ @; N# f. |4 h) X  ]9 XLaugh die me.
/ ~/ d! w2 J& d3 Y笑死我。
8 v: K- z" n+ Z0 R( jYou give me stop.
. {6 m+ }- G0 k+ C& j你同我企系度。
3 r7 h* h0 M4 h0 e9 [$ P( c6 xEight woman . G8 k; A: u( H9 N; R$ o# {% _
八婆
- z1 z: P! D/ g2 t9 a' y5 eEight woman,you are good! & y# B+ [1 N; ]8 ?! u4 G- F# b
八婆，你好o野!
, v6 U' @* S- N0 `7 D& RWhat the spring do you do?
8 i( j( r9 e6 Z& F你搞乜春啊?
; T- ?4 v. X2 A' C. t3 nA dog of eating dung $ ?! Z- f$ ]  z$ @0 w$ X
食屎狗 4 m, @3 M- z; N/ J$ u  h
A ghost of ass
1 U& D% }. o# Q; ^屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
* W1 p$ V' r9 n- ?3 h3 v8 _/ @都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
: j* z7 Y9 H2 S; ^( {. Ithis is not hong kong style english.....
' X( V6 r# t( qthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
) `5 j0 G* j5 g+ i% b4 vi've already ban this shit...
8 d+ z) [* R4 T& F" k- udon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.