香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 M% [* k( Z+ o$ H; ^# |% Z- W- L甘多人死，唔见你死。
" d# t0 v) ^2 p1 N8 t$ l* P7 _) P2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? , e$ r3 B" c* R0 \; W" Q1 B: T
你教我以后点出嚟行? $ b8 c2 s1 s& g  N0 g& W; A9 t
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 2 F; Y2 }8 y' E" D! O8 `8 D; @
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 0 `. K; x& J# G; x
4 "I saw a pork chop" 6 A) ^4 I! B1 h. X3 M4 T  x/ {0 Z; ]
我见到件猪扒啊。 5 m  C. b. K" v  `
5 Are you road? , U% Q; P) F' P. q
你系咪路啊？
  T% V4 J/ I# f6 What the water are you? ( q9 b" x9 C% ~
你系乜水啊？
0 ?) B( w( O. U7 Do you big me?
! j6 p9 x& Z6 N& j1 @你大我啊？ 9 J  v# }3 `0 I% N: X7 |8 Z7 U
8 Zebra chops people.
1 x; y& s6 R% a- X/ y* W班马劈友。
; u$ ?* J0 o& H; y, q$ Y. @9 The king of the cutting girl. / [: t4 K/ V. K7 I1 q
界女王。 7 _; P- I+ H9 _+ t1 y( b8 G" i
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 0 M5 G) q) u5 W' h; T* Y
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 . q/ b# K# \' Q$ Z. m
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
! M) S- S$ }/ s# y! c你当我无到？
) Z$ L2 A# _; ~$ }7 x7 U9 O& }12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / u9 Z8 p! Q: P: m/ v* i! C
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ / Q. X# N* b( b2 S
13 Today I was very black son. # L7 S% }5 v8 F
今日我好黑仔。 ; v; z* C, u9 H4 i4 o3 V* `8 O
14 I am wearing grass. 9 w  H1 Q% H- h1 w0 q5 c7 W- F
我着紧草。
, J' R  \& M: @: ~) X7 _15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! U- T: u2 K9 W6 S
你未够班同我讲数！   c0 |& R- u+ @. I1 `! J
16 Two beat six.
: p, z* ~7 d" f& u( T; t7 D9 m二打六 ) h+ W5 r* Q4 N' \  k
17 Two five son.
: e$ [6 A: C9 A& h- o2 y二五仔 2 E: b+ g8 D  v: e* O8 C
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
0 |* }) p0 _+ v+ P/ ]琴琴青
; {) {  _" R  F% G& {0 J. e19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 " a( ?. @' I) P. d' q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ - A  R' U0 o7 [. z6 J% I
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ( O" K. w" p/ L9 B" K" L
蠢蠢欲動 。
$ t6 m, T) ~0 I5 _3 y21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
; J$ |6 Y2 S* ]6 P1 ]- Y# b* }  }人山人海 。
; X) H# n7 Y% g2 p, c( g" Q2 Z# H1 S22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　   O( N. m# X- m6 L) O# O
你算老幾? 7 `, |& p( x- }
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
( z9 S2 ~) ?$ ^你講乜鬼?
. b) F. |6 @% |$ k: Q$ ]9 _24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
4 D! i3 j/ e" m& j: }8 h1 I我驚你有牙！ 8 K5 E- P( F% B
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 n& b9 \+ D: j1 l' Z1 `0 B心花怒放。   
$ O- {  ^' ?' h6 hFish skin
( X6 g. h; f; t) S7 i" w鱼皮 。
, q4 L8 ?: x/ F, A0 MMonster of blowing water.
, @7 c& s& |) m- L/ l& s! |吹水怪。
5 D6 a5 \$ z+ [6 f1 g4 @8 o$ zFace green green
. c. H7 `- c6 ?9 p面青青。
# Q$ \4 [# h  Q9 m9 v  {You see road carefully 2 p; I2 g8 Q% h
你小心睇路   z1 b, t" ^5 H  l, k: }/ F# g. M
You go to street carefully
! d* _* d* ~4 ~9 L, \' u2 w$ @你出街小心D。
' `+ Z. X) t2 d5 U0 x( ZDo the world
. I6 |6 C9 U' ^) a1 l3 l0 ^做世界 。 * C, G( @8 H. N! r* w1 Y/ v7 X# {/ @
Big tea rice   T" a- o) N/ K% U/ _& i
大茶饭 。
& F! e2 \8 z% p* FAmerican chinese not enough. " x- j5 ^2 \' X4 K# l1 f2 \
美中不足。
6 f% \2 o! R. GKing eight egg.
( Q! h0 y% V9 d. S( h- g# r王八蛋 8 F" u/ s- H) e, v$ {; q
High hand.
: f2 G; L9 d. ~6 V/ r" k高手
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" O1 s) o8 p; ?. O5 i7 SOld dot. : j7 F* ]; x+ t1 L7 ~, v' J4 b
老点
) y9 P' ]! U! S4 NOne old water - S" o( F9 R! H( t
一旧水 2 R7 {0 s, P3 h+ c. `' P" b
I know your mouse. - a5 c; a! ?1 i* R) Y2 Q
我识你老鼠！
9 i7 O. S0 U2 B9 N; _* h6 N. |7 GMeasure water/Pound water.
0 T1 l9 k& a* L. F# T磅水 & P( v( Z; p; w6 b) `: z
A dragon service. 3 x  O& G0 F( Q. g# @, c" n/ ^/ R! G
一条龙服务
6 b/ k" V# E3 {8 BPump water. : U' S2 ?7 H% ^( S4 U
**** % ~* Z2 y, t2 p: ^7 }$ ^" r
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% P0 A$ x! h0 h$ T5 J. j我吹鸡打你班友。 : b* L6 ]  p) Y/ x5 u2 c" b5 u
You jump building.
2 j7 q. Z* J) k. X- z+ N你跳楼啦。 ' w& L3 n3 _; O6 ?; a$ ^* U& |! p
You come back home and eat banana 2 X- \/ {5 I. Q7 ]# J# d5 |. j
你返屋企食蕉啦 6 n+ n7 {8 `) U( [- ]
I give you a hair. - ^3 p! F% K/ ~& o0 j
我俾条毛你ar!
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; m6 S/ B# X3 N" F. RCollect skin   H4 j) D- s3 q1 X" I9 O! Q) @  `
收皮
) J1 Y7 z  s% K' ICollect father ' Y" R4 c9 i8 V+ C/ I( K
收爹
- ~$ N9 L$ Q+ C9 N' _You give me collect father. 6 W( e$ ^4 E; ~+ U- i( ?2 ]
你同我收爹！
: @8 ]) S2 H% X$ Y8 o/ lLaugh die me. 3 }0 p: E( e% @
笑死我。 6 [$ x! ?* @! l7 x* b1 M3 ~
You give me stop.
5 B, U$ Q. D$ p! q你同我企系度。 1 d% C" M- `4 o6 M# J- j0 A
Eight woman 1 R1 a% E2 Q  S2 ?  W) X! \) N8 a
八婆
. M2 O$ J7 G% \' m' [9 D3 DEight woman,you are good! " M' ^6 e! V: u. ?' p, d" D8 P
八婆，你好o野!
8 e. I7 T4 o5 W1 u( g( G- g. fWhat the spring do you do? " F6 z8 f, ^8 T& W
你搞乜春啊?
) Q  E( K7 ?% |: L4 h4 lA dog of eating dung . c2 {. T1 V6 L7 ]) X0 Q
食屎狗
3 J0 v% u" B: N1 p; y! bA ghost of ass
9 y: ^/ J, p3 I( _0 |屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
, h0 A+ K* D( N都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... T+ {; t: `7 i; k
this is not hong kong style english.....
- |5 T6 T6 x1 |, x3 q( Nthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
1 K& O: z0 M3 J# m* @i've already ban this shit...
; ~$ L2 k* \" t" W' W+ z( H2 T3 gdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.