香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ |# o1 J3 Z/ M9 t: l, K. J
甘多人死，唔见你死。 9 z- e+ |5 \, P7 u9 ^
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ( G. L' O$ z5 C& d' ?) d
你教我以后点出嚟行? ' S! v3 _4 C. G- v- j! R! I9 s
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. & T  @* Q; q; l
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
9 d- C" I- s% y, z# H) h, n- i- {4 "I saw a pork chop" 6 y4 X/ n( |$ h
我见到件猪扒啊。   Q# |2 S( h) ^) N
5 Are you road?
& a' \- T6 L( l& C0 \: y8 j你系咪路啊？ $ W: T5 ~( }3 O. P
6 What the water are you?
4 H5 X) |: i! F' C! Z3 @5 Q* c你系乜水啊？
2 J0 v" m1 T5 V# _3 A; @7 Do you big me?
& Z* G, d: B" W9 w你大我啊？ * ]2 @( d( g( Y  H4 Q
8 Zebra chops people. $ z5 V- N' J( g0 c( Z; F
班马劈友。 ; |6 \- R$ Y2 p6 S4 a8 M$ Y
9 The king of the cutting girl. ; F3 A) R; t. _
界女王。 . H; V5 ]5 _. N
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 Q, x9 x; s  m8 u% d  j批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , N- G3 h) Z% c+ E! c
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
7 t$ ^: @# _. u/ S; F: G你当我无到？
! C7 Z4 p% G' W# `12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
7 G1 d% M3 b# y# _" V! \$ e: X  R, l你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 1 v; P; w9 W, E- D5 ?4 J
13 Today I was very black son.
. a' l2 p9 t2 ^# g( N今日我好黑仔。
8 o5 u; M( `3 R7 e6 P5 ?4 G14 I am wearing grass. . \  n) b# `  o/ |$ ]% z
我着紧草。 2 j' J8 J* @. m0 y6 G7 Q
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
- [+ C. a% U- m. I# h6 t你未够班同我讲数！   _& p) |. P0 m! l8 z8 ^
16 Two beat six. & u- Y/ ~' l* B! }2 t; C2 @2 L: y& h
二打六
2 l; g! ?% F" k# b2 b1 ~  t& e& W17 Two five son. ! ^: q! f  H4 s- y5 d8 m
二五仔 + {1 X! B) g. N# ]: z5 b
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
% P8 ^2 @. O+ M! ]/ Q+ n琴琴青
) w7 B. e0 D7 b) \/ L5 c19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 7 y2 K+ ~( @! j" B& u
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
6 b5 \  s/ \) u  E2 ^! P. l20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 9 N5 [, l/ o  X- I' a
蠢蠢欲動 。 4 _$ x- M8 a% D* ~! d8 [( u3 _
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ' n2 h2 z! O  N% g
人山人海 。
- A' O& ]/ U0 q9 j- b7 b" [8 q2 F/ r22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 t* m; Q/ {5 U你算老幾?
/ ?% Q9 X9 F1 @: e23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
/ T; w; O' M: E( G+ A3 N9 x* ]你講乜鬼?
, g6 {9 _/ N: U. y  b' S; C24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
9 L5 `4 i1 [: r% \% [7 z我驚你有牙！ 7 Q. \9 I/ i- \7 U8 ~, D
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
0 A$ i  {. c: b; k) ?6 @心花怒放。   
( v+ |. H5 J. F9 sFish skin
" M& z3 u3 _5 h1 A鱼皮 。 # \( j; D' `( s5 H7 S
Monster of blowing water.
2 r$ M* M$ ?, D吹水怪。
- n' P+ z$ @1 {5 z. e, I- F$ ?Face green green
: }% B  N4 s" l* R/ S面青青。 ) [3 g3 f7 V! z5 b
You see road carefully
- Z2 Z  s: I4 S. e) Q/ k/ Y你小心睇路
6 G8 f6 W9 U( mYou go to street carefully   P: N0 A9 L! q' K
你出街小心D。 0 z# w8 j, p3 }" |. D: A3 H8 y1 k4 d3 X
Do the world + c3 e# ?7 A1 I3 [5 T$ s$ f# Y
做世界 。 2 Q3 h& p  X: Y0 K
Big tea rice
7 b% @8 m/ `" h! R大茶饭 。 ' ^; q$ _5 ^) n. G$ Z
American chinese not enough.
6 p- _2 i6 F- g1 ~+ s8 h美中不足。 3 t' V! Z2 H" t+ u  r8 _3 s
King eight egg.
5 m; x8 R6 M8 ^. J  x& w! `- D王八蛋
0 H+ x& _0 c& Z: u$ ]6 D& ~High hand.
! L% E. U' L  U5 E- j. p, u高手 & _0 ?9 K+ `( |* n% i+ h4 C7 J2 X
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Old dot.
! n% x7 [; b7 T5 h老点
' {8 L5 Z; |* a: C6 nOne old water
9 q' ]$ w& z, {; b2 I一旧水
% F6 |9 I- T( m9 c+ iI know your mouse. / \1 [3 U! i' n5 _# ^
我识你老鼠！ 4 g. h! h$ p% t5 ]+ z
Measure water/Pound water. - V8 u0 F7 ~  }, ~0 z4 H' i
磅水
' d; t$ I0 y7 [: j9 m6 L! FA dragon service. # d" h  c# M* l
一条龙服务
' m* m. w8 O$ C0 a8 E5 T8 b( o5 APump water.
; v3 [+ |$ e1 p$ B****
9 a/ N! m: Z; T: R9 ~% I" s5 w; rI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 }( E+ [0 d" m6 h( ^
我吹鸡打你班友。 + T# W' ?% j, k6 g
You jump building. 9 ?5 |8 ?" W% Q3 W( X
你跳楼啦。
% J/ f6 H1 w9 V# X7 m/ w9 k% o' A6 jYou come back home and eat banana
) G+ u' p* K- G1 w3 E- ~6 W你返屋企食蕉啦
$ s2 J6 q5 y* r9 B, o8 l3 z+ HI give you a hair.
' k# o* Z: a8 z; U. u我俾条毛你ar! 6 b3 H1 t& q" n5 q! P
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Collect skin
: P( G0 {: W2 C$ a收皮   T; o* f! L8 K" R4 g2 I
Collect father 5 J0 M/ q7 v  S5 o9 \6 e
收爹 + g1 n: F% f) l' m
You give me collect father.   `  q% F: B: y
你同我收爹！ ' }+ I2 ~" E# F3 p7 V
Laugh die me. 5 A8 h( v' ~; ?/ [1 {# N0 |1 L
笑死我。 ' T0 h8 A/ e( D% H( k! F
You give me stop. 4 y' |( X6 s5 K4 J, F" m
你同我企系度。
( f2 h7 |' d/ p# UEight woman 5 B( ^& `, f9 X! b. o$ ]: \' ^+ `3 V
八婆
  b- k5 D$ x) [0 \Eight woman,you are good!
  L, h! I& \9 k( v八婆，你好o野! / F2 v8 I+ H& |) M6 C4 X
What the spring do you do? 7 o" b8 x7 [2 l- B4 b. |2 R9 M
你搞乜春啊?   @. I! l! ~& p! J3 X
A dog of eating dung & X) n) T7 C) ^/ Y) G/ e
食屎狗 7 W: a/ d+ X7 N- z) e
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ _) Z; \5 ^8 }5 Q% L; M5 M都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 P. Q% h4 z0 [% n& ?9 N
( I! x+ D, C! Ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......+ R, T3 j) [" E! U5 Q
this is not hong kong style english.....5 G9 o7 W- N3 y- a
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& N7 k- N0 E+ C) R4 @$ F
i've already ban this shit...
, P' v2 I( {& idon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.