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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; L1 F- W! P. n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) i8 C% t. s+ G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 P& G$ x& j) T
0 l+ }& Q3 h0 _! J- n9 H$ ^. K, K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) t& d8 y# X% Z R" ]1 M1 j3 ]; L
a.They give like hell. 1 t3 u6 Q: t6 u0 g7 V
b.They do not yell.! }; a: k$ Z" ]% p p
c.They do not tell.
% L+ S( ~* M; i8 p0 a' yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ W4 [9 Q" D+ p
) W* {' ]2 j( M8 _( z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 C" @* `# M- a; P- a HEART to love him,
: z: t/ K% F" [% c! }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" q2 Y% J+ W/ B1 B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 r, ^- C0 ]1 U" \
- a SPADE to bury him!: o$ L0 u* V$ N3 x5 v
, M8 V- ]/ E* E$ e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( P+ P3 X1 {! O' A9 n: G% ~& Q- rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 J- K6 q' G0 X( \' i* G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# B7 {9 n- C$ {5 z4 ]/ L) G
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. w" v' w5 G+ }The arse hole is always in front of you.
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" ~0 T( w1 p$ f" c# I7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- B2 ^' K. y$ d' K; S& x! U% pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? G' _4 c3 g$ V8 t" {3 o/ y7 z4 q; j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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