[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' r+ c7 Q, D5 P; h  t" O/ E" t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 R8 X$ G+ T) W1 u+ e5 M+ D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, [9 B- T: @$ ~8 @# P5 e
a.They give like hell. 7 e$ t! |0 G! }# m
b.They do not yell.9 N" C' ^8 x  D* q7 M
c.They do not tell.* T+ D* ]9 x! X, g: ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 h  h- z7 [, C1 p7 K/ e  A- a HEART to love him,
) z* s6 P, ]# k5 F  L- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- I* L) ^& u8 D; x% M6 P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ u/ w. c# S/ F, Y, e- a SPADE to bury him!. k. y/ f; y- N5 R6 R2 F& m4 F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ c  @/ v3 h7 \/ A) W& l& W7 N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 O# _  x& _2 _) Z; a$ N. p- `& `

6 k8 ]) V) W* n$ N1 W5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 T# g& E9 k' F, x9 ]  zThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ ~$ E; U6 H5 {: \% K! b

1 |, w% u4 r9 R0 ~3 J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" y% l  O7 V# ]" }% v. A
The arse hole is always in front of you.( ]1 _6 G9 D4 ]* C

& Q7 l; t  J$ P) b7 f! E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, b' Z7 g! Y" f- _7 QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; U3 `% J" s8 T7 Q3 N

* J3 Y6 ^5 ~( {# h( f+ n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" e4 h' |' B/ f$ F! z0 w( PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
! H" u: n( I* k7 `, [9 O0 Qkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great