[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; w$ M+ w) b: p7 C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* m5 o; d+ v$ j* P0 F! D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; s$ C% J% i6 Z* ]6 p
a.They give like hell. ; U( w+ ~9 c6 [- M5 ]* x
b.They do not yell.5 C* a' i- ^; G( B( c$ r  F
c.They do not tell., ?/ w: R: q9 |' r1 K+ o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 T! s# W3 w* M. t( {3 w# R0 N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' a4 B. _% B7 I8 f" J0 }
- a HEART to love him,3 _& v+ v8 \7 C+ ~7 e$ V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 r3 Y. K0 v( `5 N, [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ C( p- E1 {% U, h' a' y: A
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 A0 x2 S, Z: L5 L/ q) a8 u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- V5 G% e* G: g9 w7 \* P& T7 V3 h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 f3 g: u8 Q( _2 }2 v2 `( i# SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 M8 P; c8 ~' y: I3 M# _, |5 g3 T9 s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# O9 a7 J  y3 Z5 }/ |% D- q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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* N& |3 O8 Y* I8 v; P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& ^3 X  A& ^1 i) t9 j5 A
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 s) R0 w. C. X  G% d) z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  t$ U( F( w- D; C- G" AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~( `$ v- O: V$ K/ Z! b
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great