香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.   Z+ f( [' `. G) T3 X" V3 s) }) x
甘多人死，唔见你死。 3 T8 W! ?/ ^. L: z7 x
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ A$ y% I2 E2 y7 C+ v( f" j+ t! R
你教我以后点出嚟行?
! y1 I8 {- A: u8 Q$ G3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
! Y! O7 e' _- H$ M" G, ~如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! \/ |! T& ^" [4 E1 C
4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 c+ S/ V/ Q% v
我见到件猪扒啊。 7 h, c" p1 _* S" r& |$ z
5 Are you road? $ a8 Z/ N7 U7 p! Q) t- g+ m5 B
你系咪路啊？
. e* d$ [3 R7 X6 r$ o6 What the water are you?
) m& h# l: a1 z- q你系乜水啊？
/ |# \# H7 U; g" r; ?3 A' F/ z* L% ^7 Do you big me?
! w' ~# U5 g/ ^6 R你大我啊？
0 ?4 g+ p& J0 j0 p/ R/ f( b8 Zebra chops people. " }! U, G& p  J; q
班马劈友。
1 {; C% Z! q, T# R' d8 b9 The king of the cutting girl.
; Z+ u9 I  S. ^0 J& {- X/ t- M' r界女王。
3 V; e, ^( F8 b9 r7 D. O, I10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  a  x0 ^- {+ N( N5 z& j' H9 W批我个头俾你当凳坐。
: Z3 X& K2 g7 l8 }' X: @* Y/ a11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 g. `& Z9 v  q/ U  U3 e% \! _
你当我无到？
5 Y$ ^+ \4 v; r* i! B12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
3 M( V8 y  |9 @, L& U你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: n& X& D8 D! L' s1 e13 Today I was very black son. 0 W' s0 Y- i" E9 o& C, T+ O
今日我好黑仔。
. ~8 o+ O/ t4 o8 h. d14 I am wearing grass. ! T8 E% w2 i. ]7 q( R$ |- d6 O5 b* V  _
我着紧草。
: J( Y, `+ w7 e4 W8 F/ e15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ [& L' K8 {# O4 n1 t你未够班同我讲数！ 1 M1 Q& P- P0 R/ P
16 Two beat six. 7 W# f; |2 o5 O8 E- Y" }' n
二打六 ' T' p1 `7 o) b& Z
17 Two five son. 7 Y1 [8 t6 p/ S+ Z* K$ b3 @) b* }
二五仔
( `6 n- m( ?% L1 M' m: y18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 / d& w  T4 q5 K( q
琴琴青 3 ?8 {6 G# }: T, n! x" E
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
' @. [- m$ P/ C1 _2 C4 ?我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 2 n7 x% c9 A+ k
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
! |/ X, U) _$ m% @1 R' d( n蠢蠢欲動 。
! A. ]% T% S( g- ]# g! o21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
  e% ~7 R3 [' _% P) [# A/ z% F人山人海 。
! w0 s2 W% D& a; h: n9 @- q22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 0 C* X" L5 w, f
你算老幾?
- N6 g8 P! \9 k- i1 q. d* N23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 8 W& P6 V& w: n" ~1 e
你講乜鬼? 3 q2 E2 K$ o# @& |5 W
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 / N; ^( i' C  C4 F5 E, ?
我驚你有牙！
, k# i3 W8 D8 m( Q25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* b' K/ ~9 ^3 s& g* K心花怒放。   
5 W. C$ t% o6 H- M; h  eFish skin 9 F* |* Z9 }& E4 ^
鱼皮 。
) k8 C2 W0 Y! ?# W3 ^9 oMonster of blowing water. . d( n5 H# {0 v( V
吹水怪。
4 }9 j2 z! ]9 b7 E0 A  ^) FFace green green 5 [) d; m* E4 ~% [* ]1 R9 i) I+ S
面青青。
5 X* z. e) r1 ^: V' P6 rYou see road carefully
% i: M$ Q; n0 t& @8 {你小心睇路
* S" m5 @# O& I  z  pYou go to street carefully
9 B/ ~. I# b$ e1 b3 m; C. o你出街小心D。
% u9 L! l) K' T- Z, m- B; XDo the world
, v. Y+ e6 {2 t  \& \& N' E做世界 。
' c/ _* o) l: C6 s# R( K! O) ^Big tea rice
& r, ~% Z, I8 m  W; V大茶饭 。
% t) \. T7 f" j5 S9 MAmerican chinese not enough. 2 b, ]2 e) M) n
美中不足。
8 I- J0 y+ J, ZKing eight egg.
5 k- ?0 `7 S" [! u3 F/ A! K/ ]8 n王八蛋 1 b( w8 G2 V7 K8 ^
High hand. 8 a, F( }# _. g
高手
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' d( x5 R" P' S. H0 f) HOld dot.
5 K6 D  j+ j  k; W8 K8 l, v老点 2 }% T, f9 `( i' }  L
One old water 1 b$ q& m8 B) r( e% g) Y
一旧水
4 X: g9 ?. O) f, ?7 ~' s0 h% ^I know your mouse. ! ?( [) u- }# M& X+ p) [
我识你老鼠！
3 J9 F3 Y  V% Y8 oMeasure water/Pound water. # ~9 T' k+ E( c
磅水
$ Y, h' B# z) O7 l" b' dA dragon service.
9 [/ K( ~5 i" y& y) z一条龙服务 - z) h& p+ b5 ^9 k4 I* \
Pump water.   G1 I6 A( U1 P2 F
**** 3 v: z" U, s* _/ j: ^4 n. t
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + J$ {: a: }" F0 D6 t1 |
我吹鸡打你班友。
" j, q; ?6 o! t. XYou jump building.
/ [# c1 M6 T0 q7 u! d5 N: u, c" Y7 H你跳楼啦。 5 g1 _+ F+ j# c
You come back home and eat banana   I+ o' \8 y+ s! ^/ h
你返屋企食蕉啦 ' ^5 [6 V4 x2 h' h
I give you a hair. ( Q; p0 _5 [* y2 W8 ?# Q0 q
我俾条毛你ar! 7 K7 y, G1 ~8 i2 o# T3 P
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Collect skin . u9 p, V2 `+ T. {: l& w9 N
收皮
6 O, [/ ~; j( mCollect father : C6 g' _4 l. u6 M7 D
收爹
* n$ U0 G; n- oYou give me collect father. + R% H: Z7 e7 n% F. m+ s
你同我收爹！ ; C; X/ Q. H6 [$ S# ?, e) x% `
Laugh die me.
9 B( [" t* X  C) P2 N笑死我。 . m  F- Y% P; K. I7 `
You give me stop.
- b2 N# j$ O5 M6 c你同我企系度。
* B% H" P* u$ KEight woman
' @" J7 L) E3 T5 `$ m八婆 ! G" \: f0 I* W5 L9 _& R
Eight woman,you are good! : d3 V6 J8 N) x9 }
八婆，你好o野! 2 C1 N& A4 x: B+ b  X0 s
What the spring do you do? 6 t/ k. Y8 @, z: K" j. p/ i7 V" I
你搞乜春啊?
' U, W4 c- B( m! y+ Z+ t5 [4 PA dog of eating dung
9 F6 }) I, E% I+ e+ y0 y+ y食屎狗 ; v; z9 ~0 R6 Z4 Y0 Y3 H
A ghost of ass   V; ]8 z1 f1 q4 E/ l' a* O- ?
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...... V7 w% ~/ v- ~2 r" l3 P
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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- y/ ~2 n: J% E2 Utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
/ U2 G, x) ^, Q0 u  Ithis is not hong kong style english.....
$ }4 T4 p: k* `- p- K& H' w0 T: Nthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... ~, D5 y4 T$ x+ [5 \7 y
i've already ban this shit...9 F2 I2 z, K0 Q
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.