香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. % [  F" u" r0 v+ ]1 u
甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 ^6 Y( y* E& G+ t- `
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   i, q% S4 g* D: `
你教我以后点出嚟行? ; \7 D5 Z& C/ l1 t6 q/ \1 }
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
9 a' |' N$ A5 Q如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 C/ F  i/ R4 n* m  @# B9 Q4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 i1 f8 y6 i2 x# F  n$ P$ D" p
我见到件猪扒啊。 - d- h3 q, L8 N) V' N
5 Are you road?
6 ]: G, ]- X9 a* ?你系咪路啊？ 4 m6 l: _6 m6 @- J) Q* K' ]+ ?
6 What the water are you?
; ^8 z! |: J" f& D4 y6 C' a3 C7 \! A" ?你系乜水啊？ 3 I2 b) [( P/ T5 M
7 Do you big me? - m0 e9 t# M7 t( ~3 N0 U4 i
你大我啊？ " U4 \) i- e3 B7 _# y3 N$ T
8 Zebra chops people.
# E( K" P' _5 O4 Q1 @- j' a班马劈友。
- C  ~3 z' N1 M  K! T9 The king of the cutting girl. 7 ]0 Q0 C" `- {7 w/ ^
界女王。
2 v% L8 `9 w2 ?$ Z, }2 \& J10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
- F( z* n# E1 q& z, L' N批我个头俾你当凳坐。
! R8 D3 k2 O4 J5 H6 X; f8 c11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 f! u# d1 u9 B% |. @
你当我无到？ + G$ L( S# T; m4 C  U  }
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 1 u. D/ D4 c6 U) w) Z) D
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 p$ m: {- d4 i% E& E4 _' X13 Today I was very black son. & F# W/ X2 `9 V. E8 W: d. A. ~
今日我好黑仔。
. Z5 g9 o  b2 D# }& l, d9 `14 I am wearing grass.
0 m" d2 a/ }- R! \: d* Z' g我着紧草。 5 m6 G) C( L" A3 c
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
" V+ {/ X4 P$ T8 N3 @& p( B你未够班同我讲数！ ! I; U) j: t( l+ j
16 Two beat six.
" Z% i( W3 @, M3 v% h二打六
" A& w9 _5 b8 I17 Two five son. ! [+ _+ }) X) v+ R' l( H* d' l
二五仔 0 E/ e; y2 h5 t( M, E# U' u: f
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " \2 @5 R  u) {( [
琴琴青 9 A2 }7 s5 @, O0 F2 x, W$ D1 V) l
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
9 y* [! @/ I/ _: b/ j. c- A我俾D顏色你睇睇！ $ A8 ?: L3 Y: H! E/ S" I4 @. x( E2 r
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% |% q# t5 n; Y4 g% [  H蠢蠢欲動 。 / J( T' |7 U* @. V. n' ~2 `4 I
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
9 A  F3 Y2 P! ?8 X& j4 j! @人山人海 。
; ~+ S. }: X! g$ z8 J3 F6 L" ~/ i2 ~! y22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 , X9 A: e, E9 ~* P. N) Q
你算老幾?
6 A& z" H; G! Q2 b23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　   A9 N5 c0 x; F! i
你講乜鬼?
$ T- l+ ?; ]+ }24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 . u2 q4 M; b( j( I  D% [
我驚你有牙！ , u! t/ C* J3 Q, {
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
; G6 V3 Q7 J# v  Y6 _+ B0 M心花怒放。   ; r4 m) ]' Y$ Q5 m/ T! A
Fish skin
4 o. c! s0 R1 e! ?$ S% c4 h4 w; v1 a鱼皮 。
# n3 ^# [+ i4 ~4 T* fMonster of blowing water.
% P& J, c+ _0 Y( X5 g- X0 Q4 z- j! Y吹水怪。
* O" v0 I: X3 o% EFace green green
* E, g+ V" h6 z* S2 R6 r面青青。 3 L( S- B) R' w: j2 h2 Q
You see road carefully 0 E3 Y! z+ F) B- g4 Z6 a5 s
你小心睇路
6 x: n) ]6 z6 Q; BYou go to street carefully $ f0 }! o4 R; l& {* D+ w; B8 y1 o) a
你出街小心D。
4 k! b: o9 Z( ^" y% |/ iDo the world
2 y4 T5 Q2 Q; J" a* a. E做世界 。 0 ^4 b$ K% D) }; ^4 Q
Big tea rice , f/ t1 o1 Y  Q8 H% W2 W* L3 p
大茶饭 。 7 j# L% ^- |+ @/ y
American chinese not enough.
6 x" K8 b0 L- n1 L9 l美中不足。 7 c/ l  a& H' a6 l+ [6 T
King eight egg. ) i, F' Q6 ~0 o
王八蛋
$ J/ u( b% O7 z. i  vHigh hand.
( }# }  c/ ^: B高手
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Old dot. ; t6 C# [% t, T0 j. ^
老点
. ~: n0 `4 \9 K" _& bOne old water
- j* Z; U% B$ D9 g# w. H5 z5 [一旧水 + D8 ~2 D6 B4 M# U$ \
I know your mouse. & e9 @0 J7 S, u) x4 Q* f/ G" E4 X+ }
我识你老鼠！ 6 x# M2 c" V; ]! R- b
Measure water/Pound water.
4 K: v2 s# f6 M0 t4 X# V$ ]磅水
2 s: i' g/ Z: K3 {" mA dragon service. . v" M' H# \- A7 C, I- X6 ?; o5 z5 j
一条龙服务 2 q9 P5 l/ b) Q3 ^$ D  e
Pump water. / `& L1 N- h# |% S' ^
****
. j  r6 o$ D, J; ^7 [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' O2 q! s/ V- E
我吹鸡打你班友。 ; }2 ]6 @9 l7 x+ t' _9 c  B2 ^
You jump building. 3 Y4 l5 J: x- M9 J
你跳楼啦。
  |/ G1 K0 E, T" j- p+ e6 T$ g7 SYou come back home and eat banana 0 O/ S( g3 ?' n8 W
你返屋企食蕉啦
/ v1 y: Q" i+ G& wI give you a hair.
% z; r" O2 g& F" x* k我俾条毛你ar! % f0 z4 I9 m2 I

& _2 d# m# i! s/ U0 B- H4 e: K, ECollect skin
6 l& z3 T- E* R* g收皮 ; a+ F& a8 V# o6 X% `/ T6 y
Collect father
* Q6 }5 X/ [. G+ }' ]9 z收爹 2 _8 A! J. ?/ C- D
You give me collect father. 7 l: R: [2 b/ P2 y2 p
你同我收爹！
; _% u9 t3 u1 l$ e' B- BLaugh die me.
+ b  ^, ]3 M# s0 {1 L# ?笑死我。
% e0 \. n+ X" q0 T% @" N& VYou give me stop.
+ [7 _" t3 T3 A& }你同我企系度。
$ k& o/ e5 a7 q! Y: `  r. z) EEight woman 0 C, o- E9 o4 }$ J6 l, K
八婆 % L! B, j" d9 |6 R; j- v
Eight woman,you are good! " @* V3 e% |' l
八婆，你好o野!
9 B2 s7 K$ H9 I8 ~. dWhat the spring do you do? ( |7 m/ ~. U7 k2 p/ H
你搞乜春啊?
% z- R- Q' @% @  A( l0 W! oA dog of eating dung # B4 t% J2 T, `/ r; l  V0 L( S1 \
食屎狗 # x; W+ m  X9 o9 ]- J2 f$ q/ w
A ghost of ass
: E" \/ Z+ A0 S9 C4 `屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
, k  H, C# }) E+ x都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 N& R% }% T# P; U$ kthis is not hong kong style english.....
; V' U% s* Y, F5 M! Lthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
# a5 ^$ d: h9 H1 g. c( ai've already ban this shit...
6 o; |* T; Q' q* D9 h7 |; Z# W! adon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.