香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 6 M3 W6 @5 F9 L3 d' m
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ) w/ Z7 ^8 c  _1 t. v7 \+ r
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? + g0 T* h, U7 J2 P
你教我以后点出嚟行? - _. Y* D0 J6 Z- O
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* c+ z# ^* @# A2 K; Z" [% ^' D  X如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 k1 c% A1 b/ l3 b6 Y9 w% v7 z1 X4 "I saw a pork chop"
4 A, g1 [3 h$ i: f  w我见到件猪扒啊。 & H' b7 w9 d1 Y  }
5 Are you road?
5 \: {$ v/ o. I! S" h你系咪路啊？
" }" F7 j. R' D3 X0 ^% O- G  ]6 What the water are you? ; H9 e" B/ Q* L# `' L  v( \. M
你系乜水啊？
1 j. _. G% ^/ u1 L. [- @4 E7 Do you big me? $ p3 }6 T) M0 P' y$ a8 P
你大我啊？ * h: O0 P7 f0 |% `! r
8 Zebra chops people. ) Q1 G9 D6 Z$ W+ H3 C! P
班马劈友。
% g0 J% ~9 Z4 d5 @# v9 i0 e6 u& M7 \9 The king of the cutting girl. 1 c6 @" o6 p* L# ~
界女王。
1 l: x: h( D  w# p9 b' @10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 5 h2 p; b, X' R8 q4 I
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
6 P6 h; e% }( S( O" c! p11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . ^0 K7 g% y( W! B1 f# D
你当我无到？ " |; Q( C( O% s! Y1 l- _+ a
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. . ~! j  C. ?  B" A7 B8 w
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 m0 A  v. r, g# F
13 Today I was very black son.
3 B, q- |; ~! j' B3 t# E+ O今日我好黑仔。 7 D- ?8 E5 k" Y; {
14 I am wearing grass.
  ]# R4 B7 b% ^3 c我着紧草。
3 G1 S+ n! ^9 s15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
0 P( E8 y6 \3 `3 g" S你未够班同我讲数！ 3 j( V/ ]" m+ j4 T. v* M
16 Two beat six.
; D! r+ _& h8 U二打六
- |, d* G. P- u! y- f17 Two five son. 6 b. U7 Q+ \1 T: z
二五仔
8 D; d( \7 j) f8 |3 T% S. d18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# M6 \$ o0 |, s6 H' K琴琴青
3 B2 w2 p: o0 W; {0 i& B19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
) ]6 g8 }* T1 p$ Z: K0 K我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % L* J7 O0 _6 V
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
, _5 b1 q  ^" v/ \蠢蠢欲動 。 ( b& k+ s8 x( p
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
# {- y9 h/ j. X5 O- m7 G. o8 f  e人山人海 。 ' p# c; ?9 \5 G( @& y2 V$ ~
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . U& g" m6 P2 m; @. F+ y
你算老幾? ' V6 ]- E; T" X. r
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
( M& P" L/ v- e你講乜鬼? * w9 H5 M4 W# V/ }5 Z' c
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
  x4 `$ Y6 k$ x7 k3 A" s- R我驚你有牙！ 5 W. l$ N) f; t  z7 y5 w
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 3 u( M, ]9 X& Q" [" H* {7 U
心花怒放。   
  A" H5 I- ~$ ^- iFish skin
# s% L5 W/ `. B  k/ v9 u鱼皮 。
4 Y: x5 l/ M' j- [0 OMonster of blowing water. ( g( e. m- j8 |' K9 c2 u
吹水怪。
6 B6 f! Y# X$ B- m6 B% n* h; GFace green green
) y) J+ d  ?  D- l+ `8 `" q面青青。 & ~. _0 @% p2 _8 o2 r
You see road carefully + T1 S) l; ~: Z* \
你小心睇路
1 C( C+ D( y; l& z% H, o  [3 hYou go to street carefully
0 Y/ s* _  b' s你出街小心D。
& k( h3 O" {4 q! ZDo the world
0 a  b3 {+ d' ~: k/ G: ~* i做世界 。 & `8 O& y' z+ K5 M5 V+ q4 |  E" {
Big tea rice
3 a3 L5 K1 X. d; m" `3 e% d大茶饭 。 % N3 I* y8 l2 c* k8 H0 B6 _# n" i2 c
American chinese not enough. : W, K! O# A2 I" ~$ [* {5 O
美中不足。 7 ^6 A) `* I- K  \/ k! Y) \) b( s: |& B
King eight egg.
% p8 _  V( n' l) y. H; `王八蛋
' N; p% ]2 d9 b- b& {  c& SHigh hand.
6 Z2 s$ ^( {9 ~高手
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* {* W5 H9 n) X& T& b* ^Old dot. % |# [! B5 S# w0 l8 S; p$ m
老点 # D8 N9 @2 ^& f7 z+ x, {
One old water
0 c4 l% y; q) \$ C一旧水
4 h* {6 g" h6 n2 a4 rI know your mouse. 0 e7 }4 X1 |+ }# @1 {' A& h2 R/ p% q
我识你老鼠！
& c! ^8 j5 v8 z5 l; {' sMeasure water/Pound water.
+ J) N, P' U' o3 E: s磅水 ' w8 S8 I) w+ m& a/ r: [
A dragon service.
( w3 L7 E* {, v3 I* N0 [8 k一条龙服务 + U8 `* V1 m8 D) s. G! @
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 ~) O# J: l6 |我吹鸡打你班友。 ( L7 ]( N  S8 c" b8 e
You jump building.
/ X/ W- ?; ^" z: i' s你跳楼啦。
( v! j5 D; f2 p; C7 ~6 G. \& xYou come back home and eat banana 5 s) ~4 c) ?. I) e. s6 V9 [3 O
你返屋企食蕉啦 1 S- l: x7 Z5 I
I give you a hair. ; w- c4 r1 h) c( r; c- E* k. y
我俾条毛你ar!
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% S+ I* h% e3 I5 z9 w$ {4 H' UCollect skin & Z- }5 E- w2 T# E5 n( r2 E: t( ^
收皮
% }! N- X; t! c4 v6 ^7 X0 p$ F: ]Collect father
, `% C$ w; O; S% q. J收爹 ; z' ^8 P) ?: A5 g  M& {) W
You give me collect father. 3 B7 c( K0 M" R1 l
你同我收爹！ ; _2 r1 v; H" E! k2 U2 d" u2 _
Laugh die me.
; k  `- L/ ?2 {' E$ q$ e笑死我。
$ J8 h! }% C4 _% \# O  z; f# ]You give me stop. ' Q* O/ B5 ^6 {0 q0 |
你同我企系度。 ; z. o" M% H4 J) o0 {1 k* X; k/ N2 Z0 c
Eight woman / g' K8 G/ ^  {! T% j. M5 K0 A
八婆
4 n% o  i3 ^( a3 U( c9 d& mEight woman,you are good!
9 [* P# v  E' t% J八婆，你好o野! / e1 T: Q) |6 E
What the spring do you do? 1 j5 }3 b: Z6 C5 `8 g
你搞乜春啊?
8 W4 v, Z/ [  M7 u9 N0 y7 lA dog of eating dung 1 ]8 C( Z/ C8 R, \: K
食屎狗 ; O5 p& I! y2 u0 b8 i
A ghost of ass . z2 E# B% A8 b
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
5 ^/ Z4 f" p' T# n6 i8 P* Q都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....../ k% ~0 J: }2 |  Y( e
this is not hong kong style english.....: O* U* q5 a9 i* D
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  g/ d* n5 C! ki've already ban this shit...
9 K) {: [9 j6 @: p# X7 `: Sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.