香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
  N+ R3 ?' G3 ~甘多人死，唔见你死。
4 w! n6 p; u9 |9 s2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
! r8 Y- Z; c+ {! |( j你教我以后点出嚟行?
( |! n/ M" Q( K) X/ |) T3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
( C3 I* \" m$ U% e$ s5 G如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
; B1 G+ _5 f4 H; G# Q; a4 "I saw a pork chop" : k* R# |' K6 ]3 o! S' _
我见到件猪扒啊。
0 W5 f' u7 L; ^5 Are you road? 1 `* \* M1 N6 s8 }* B8 u9 f' B- Q$ z
你系咪路啊？
5 b* X% C+ ^, a( _6 What the water are you?
! k6 C$ N! K2 D  o你系乜水啊？
6 z& n6 B. r1 T. k8 r1 `/ q7 Do you big me?
% i2 C# `9 {* p2 j6 {" G你大我啊？ 0 Z' h' ?9 c' |3 }" N
8 Zebra chops people.
& n. z8 f5 T4 H* k班马劈友。 # l0 Q1 |& a! t( E% b$ f  w3 `) k
9 The king of the cutting girl.
' [8 ]  b6 @4 [& |- u界女王。
$ V5 A5 J9 J$ W& `* }10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
) q$ C" v5 {0 `批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 i4 L* [+ t: r$ B) o
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 9 z3 z% h% Q: s( g! }/ K
你当我无到？
# i' d% L6 q& @  _8 B! _5 O, o7 ^) {12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ! I" H) q$ s- U) ^& ^
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！   o5 p7 l6 E7 z& |) q. I
13 Today I was very black son. * V6 X0 u3 L3 r7 T) g& J
今日我好黑仔。
' t* C9 c8 }: E1 T1 b14 I am wearing grass.
# r# F. d) P" y( J+ s我着紧草。 # v% V, T# [( o6 ]
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
( ]1 R  D; }" t- u你未够班同我讲数！ 6 m7 F6 L8 ]  S. M# a
16 Two beat six.
+ e- ?/ e) d2 P1 h7 S4 h3 ~6 O# g二打六 2 U) d  s6 q8 b& G( ^! w
17 Two five son. . {) B6 {! J2 u
二五仔 # @$ D( h+ F7 w/ h- ^
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 * f5 T/ K0 a* e" N0 D. g1 G0 |0 ]$ S
琴琴青 7 P: V9 H/ _) f% X# E
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 " [4 y) f+ u! L& t- k0 f
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ! p) p5 E* ?; D" E
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 2 m- m0 s) B. Z- V! J! I
蠢蠢欲動 。 & y8 X4 v' h  B) f
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
0 t4 A; {9 _9 i0 \4 H人山人海 。 # b& S/ g$ f9 H
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ; x8 _' C$ h0 E' M7 j# @5 K, b1 x: A
你算老幾? 7 r- o' ?( s. U7 P9 E
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 . O2 P: z5 d% z8 B, q
你講乜鬼? 9 v) m1 x4 l2 y" U! E/ U- ^2 J
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 , e& q1 O- b# h4 V& a
我驚你有牙！
% H$ e5 K2 i0 T- [25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 6 L$ P0 A$ V# [% g! b
心花怒放。   
; T$ ~( R2 c. E; wFish skin $ I, ~' }" _: ?% v: s2 U. N
鱼皮 。 , w0 o% p) l4 c) w
Monster of blowing water.
1 g5 T4 W- g$ |; N$ @% }' H* u" N吹水怪。 2 Y( Y: h9 O* P
Face green green + p$ L1 p/ @) w8 e* b6 W2 `
面青青。
8 H1 s/ @( E' t- G+ R" {You see road carefully * c- k- B. h' l- d- u2 u
你小心睇路
! |0 S0 Y1 ~: O) L. AYou go to street carefully % N$ \% K3 p- a: t
你出街小心D。 2 f) k2 s( I, B9 b8 p
Do the world
7 e) C5 }; ?4 q, _' d做世界 。 6 g, E. H4 e$ C9 D, \3 e% c
Big tea rice $ H$ y  N% ?* J4 {2 A2 ]: T
大茶饭 。
$ _' \/ p! _, M4 XAmerican chinese not enough. 1 m& a& q( ]1 j1 |# i+ M2 q
美中不足。
/ ]+ P( H  c* F1 O- W  _, {King eight egg. & _' f4 m% ^0 }. D" a3 V" b
王八蛋
1 \0 v# x5 e" y% J) x& z2 ^- f* HHigh hand.
, ~- X7 o1 T, J  a" b) f+ M( D高手
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0 e0 `/ G( _/ H6 ~Old dot. ) G- H$ U& R( p1 i* T
老点
6 U' `' W1 {( l6 NOne old water ( G, w2 E0 b% f, d9 f( N
一旧水 1 V& s1 U$ k/ [, n! Z# \
I know your mouse. 7 n* Q! T" ^/ v: e2 c" U
我识你老鼠！
& l1 I/ t9 G4 V2 HMeasure water/Pound water.
7 Z, l9 V  ~+ W$ Y; \* u) H( b磅水 2 S. l  K- o& t
A dragon service. % q' ?% {% z- e
一条龙服务 * u9 o: s( [* i3 n+ r2 d$ t3 c. ?
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% x5 l! [) s7 F, I' [+ x我吹鸡打你班友。 5 }- _' @- @' g" P, ~  ~2 N
You jump building. ( B4 ]/ R6 q4 d9 o
你跳楼啦。
; f& |8 T0 Q4 M( D& f6 xYou come back home and eat banana , O: _7 E8 \* E4 ^3 C  E* `- Z& O, D
你返屋企食蕉啦 ; u& Q6 R+ _1 S: s6 w0 z8 h: o
I give you a hair. : i  I% ^$ q' R( L
我俾条毛你ar!
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; E6 w% o: N4 R+ ]4 {Collect skin
: s5 q- O, y8 k0 f1 O2 q0 k收皮 - J! O" b' }% V
Collect father 3 n  W& m  N8 F/ ~1 V
收爹
. |" ]7 V& D! J; Y5 dYou give me collect father.
% H7 f: n6 p( K# a9 O你同我收爹！ 5 X* d) F& e3 R( k+ T6 w4 @& W8 B
Laugh die me. 9 j) B: @+ c% b+ o9 ?
笑死我。
  b9 ?$ j3 m) ]% A' N2 E! s( |* {; uYou give me stop.   `. T7 G& ?+ u. j4 ~6 e8 P5 V
你同我企系度。 ) \9 A! [, h  c; }
Eight woman - F: [' x4 w1 h& o
八婆 ) W2 i, i( K+ Q( w/ w
Eight woman,you are good! # e0 ^& a' B3 _4 s7 f
八婆，你好o野!
( T4 x7 V% I/ x- z' JWhat the spring do you do? 1 a0 O* d# Y4 C5 y; Z: u
你搞乜春啊?
0 L3 d4 N! w7 n7 n. l* l$ lA dog of eating dung
: V1 ~' A4 s( d! j食屎狗
3 _1 A% N: G& m- P, N7 _  Y2 m5 yA ghost of ass
5 j# k, J. F  L+ V" f' F屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....0 O3 s$ m& P& n( P' F
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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5 B8 f! Q, \+ Z, }- `/ m* Ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) n1 f! j+ ^8 }' N
this is not hong kong style english.....3 @1 V! h* j8 D# _
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
1 h: a3 o& Y# n- ?- s* R3 C" c2 _i've already ban this shit...
/ c6 Z7 _: M" sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.