香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
) j6 S# B4 b  u+ I5 |$ J甘多人死，唔见你死。
8 U4 p% D9 l) q' }! A4 l2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % @7 J% c& |7 R7 C6 u- Z
你教我以后点出嚟行?
; z/ o8 C! ]; U5 i: U  F% u3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 6 N  D$ k& Y- I( o$ @5 Q
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 6 f" B! m/ b% y4 p
4 "I saw a pork chop" ) h" K3 D0 S, V+ J: ~+ m# h
我见到件猪扒啊。
; l, L5 F9 y. |0 e  j3 D5 Are you road? . _/ t- H3 c: ~$ O# m/ U: ^& J' d3 p
你系咪路啊？
  [' L% h4 R! ]. u' W6 What the water are you?
! u' r' D6 l7 k( F  s" s2 f  x你系乜水啊？ & V; Y7 D1 @( r/ m& u$ I& F
7 Do you big me? 7 A/ h; A) r) K8 U
你大我啊？ 2 p' L/ J( Q4 g! t8 L+ }
8 Zebra chops people. . {6 g2 Q. l" I
班马劈友。
4 P6 k  E/ K  s, s& U& A1 g* O: W9 The king of the cutting girl. 6 s+ j+ ]; o9 O, h
界女王。
$ `9 x5 ?2 z) U) z, p10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. : e9 Y# p! m. k- R; \
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 * k* n5 U1 }, I. w
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* \% U7 l8 r3 w* }' L& |! M你当我无到？ 4 G# h' h# v& _6 I; B0 f5 e5 Y5 Y' h
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 p) Z# k! g7 |1 O0 P, x
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ # O& e& `5 k# [. C! g" A
13 Today I was very black son.
, ~& J! k& K8 ?( \6 ?今日我好黑仔。 3 ]7 X' a+ C' R( `& i( M2 k7 z
14 I am wearing grass. % g3 G3 G" z) U2 G+ ^% U+ U# i
我着紧草。
/ ~2 m- w* U! ~' l  N+ r15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ' M& J( ]7 e$ f; |" X
你未够班同我讲数！
$ i$ a6 w& f& |' q- u16 Two beat six.
! E: G( F  n. v# v$ }5 l二打六 " |1 P3 R8 U( z0 k/ R- R
17 Two five son. % b# b' I6 T! R, A- H+ r
二五仔
. \; _& v* x. t# p: `- U- I4 e8 m# C18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 8 @0 c, X3 O) z* h9 @. x7 {
琴琴青
8 ^. O' ]  Y& G' h4 E19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
9 j  C5 A5 c# W4 d( b我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 L/ G3 E" m: u20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
- H$ O1 y" c- d/ i, m/ b蠢蠢欲動 。
* _6 S% _7 H/ ^! R- t5 P0 t21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
; o6 ?5 M4 a* _' V- m0 b人山人海 。 + c- X; w+ a, w* V
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 0 o' R6 O2 ]# Q: ^: f
你算老幾? " ^2 W, p3 C$ J. ~8 j9 k: ^
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
; {: k3 x* V- X你講乜鬼? ; g! v5 T) A# I& J
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 % l" F5 `) I7 s% P# a9 ~# o" R/ ~
我驚你有牙！
( r2 ]. n# D5 g5 ]3 Y" W25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 # a, ]7 w- S1 b) X% J7 q0 s
心花怒放。   " U: b/ M6 d( u- Q5 m2 S9 y/ x
Fish skin
3 |. Z4 s" g* M! X+ c鱼皮 。
0 O0 G' k3 l( M. Z- z: GMonster of blowing water. , r, p3 X3 D+ r" k
吹水怪。
' z1 V/ ^# s$ B3 f2 d% rFace green green
5 t! E; J, A7 |# Z" |6 h+ [面青青。
) I# V$ v; D. C$ o0 sYou see road carefully 0 x: c, R9 L8 o7 d/ ?+ S# U2 J
你小心睇路 1 O7 W' A. ]; v; i
You go to street carefully 6 W6 n7 |5 O7 W+ j" ^3 G
你出街小心D。 1 N; ^6 Z: c1 R+ }+ b
Do the world
1 I5 @8 P4 N% f做世界 。
0 ?: |$ M% m* ^% A5 s- h$ hBig tea rice 1 n8 r+ S' @1 H0 s! O) Y" }. C( i
大茶饭 。 9 q8 n2 V2 g- [: G3 R5 w4 T
American chinese not enough. 5 O* b/ {: |. G1 o" N# g
美中不足。
) I' [- S# {% O& N3 @  A4 `King eight egg.
# T' W* ]6 A: v+ C& Y王八蛋 ! B4 |5 F( q# K1 Y: C" `9 B- [, i
High hand.
" o  F5 B" s) @高手
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Old dot.
& k1 [/ u4 i! B8 v7 `- F老点 - l9 w. \: n' ]: h2 p  n
One old water
+ D- s3 L; k" Z. O一旧水
8 Y3 D9 O1 I" M4 }0 Q$ rI know your mouse. 2 m" C, x" |9 z: W
我识你老鼠！
! H  R/ B3 S* hMeasure water/Pound water. 3 g% w) E9 m3 n  y' e) L3 @
磅水 ) O' T; r7 p+ _: V0 L
A dragon service. 7 ~4 k5 g7 B( W
一条龙服务 8 A- l/ R& q* V0 `4 D0 g2 f
Pump water. 4 v3 R) t' M; A: L3 e0 X8 ~
**** 8 L; g, D9 Y% H5 D$ c! }6 @8 u
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 2 W  n0 z+ m# N" T2 h
我吹鸡打你班友。
: N$ b. J. U3 Y0 q# ]! r) ?' fYou jump building. - W, _3 ^" _: U
你跳楼啦。
* i2 B/ @) O( q! B4 J* AYou come back home and eat banana
2 C$ ]3 S7 S9 S4 t你返屋企食蕉啦
1 B2 f2 [. k  B& g0 w% SI give you a hair. ' ?: v$ s6 b: r# C! \- ?2 p
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
5 y. Y* K! b" D1 Y7 y9 }1 P/ p收皮
- n3 l$ G) [) D$ zCollect father   K. L- n, I1 `6 Q' {0 O
收爹
: L! [: H7 z" i0 g5 e% n. F; [. H6 UYou give me collect father.
; h, {% C! A* y8 _- m2 b7 l4 v你同我收爹！ / |+ q5 a, x. w0 k
Laugh die me. 9 T; S! Z1 X% `- g9 P
笑死我。 # B" T7 ]" r- b: V/ b# I$ H0 ]: T! p/ Z
You give me stop. + _/ C( g9 U0 T9 N2 g4 v3 `
你同我企系度。
" R6 {: r% {6 Y( \3 T9 `# JEight woman   c. o: x9 K8 }. x5 \, f: R6 y, j
八婆
* m' I0 R6 ?5 BEight woman,you are good! 7 F, F# K* f9 p' L- g: A# j4 I
八婆，你好o野!
$ J( e. w) w3 \2 `3 i! |; H  s; {What the spring do you do? + u! ]4 J4 y/ I. b0 k" B! ]
你搞乜春啊? ) P7 q: t* D0 n* |7 {6 g7 l4 j
A dog of eating dung : g; l: X2 W/ X. S7 p2 [
食屎狗
/ V2 M, Z# Q$ \0 \A ghost of ass   S0 ]% O8 Z. M9 ?+ n& _. F
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...... w- G: w. f7 p" G4 k) l
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" G8 J1 k) u. v* Dthis is not hong kong style english.....
! F( A5 c6 O. _; dthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....., ?+ ]/ W6 @5 @+ i
i've already ban this shit...
' o$ @# X% K; W3 i6 e" adon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.