香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
; Z/ W$ e, Y1 K甘多人死，唔见你死。 " h& `+ x" I9 {2 J4 H7 g0 i7 b) p
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
; G* O* |8 D2 |4 v, ?你教我以后点出嚟行?
4 e% s- }2 f: G# Y  Y$ G- G; P3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. # ^  h: v/ q$ d2 |) E6 N
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
( E4 `; c0 }- F: c: \7 W$ ~- r4 "I saw a pork chop" " I+ n/ |) a4 f
我见到件猪扒啊。 $ x$ M( _& [1 u$ `3 ]/ v$ p6 t. [
5 Are you road? ( n; J' Q4 ?' S- O$ S+ }+ L: a! W6 ^
你系咪路啊？ , n) D, }. J* x. x9 w
6 What the water are you? . ^, E- e2 O# `  m  a" ^
你系乜水啊？ ; }8 `2 [* h6 n" L  @
7 Do you big me? 2 W! I  p$ l6 ]
你大我啊？ " Z# Q9 q2 t( h( @; P
8 Zebra chops people. * I$ v' @; g2 o" S
班马劈友。
- g, j  m5 d2 l' C  ^9 The king of the cutting girl. $ S& m% P. _1 f6 i3 F$ [5 [; \
界女王。
5 f+ ]0 x/ N/ t/ r0 s10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 c. N. W% f0 Y2 U% ^" O批我个头俾你当凳坐。
2 @! M* D6 h, s& a1 \7 _  U11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 6 u: [  O; `6 G
你当我无到？
9 K1 v4 @  o( I, J# P12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 \3 [) [. w  _3 u. \  A" C2 o! [你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
$ Q4 Q1 d9 V. f13 Today I was very black son.
' c9 X7 w9 `. a今日我好黑仔。
+ ?7 M6 y7 N2 j( C4 W4 B14 I am wearing grass.
! _* {( n# r/ n$ u% d我着紧草。 7 @6 c9 r, V: o# E$ g5 [
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
7 I0 W! x! w% A+ P你未够班同我讲数！
  H: f  ~: O- c16 Two beat six. , O: \' Z4 Z6 i& v; E* ~7 P7 O& }
二打六
- o' J% x7 Y, Q" I* g17 Two five son.
% s1 U0 Z. |( K! y- G/ r. s5 X& f二五仔
( a( }4 K' }/ A) W" v/ b4 |- q7 F- Y18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
; p- a! v0 q+ c8 x, ~4 q( T5 O2 ~琴琴青
( g/ C1 l1 \  d1 v( q! d- E1 A19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
% g" e: a# x1 ?" g$ z; x我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( V* i! [, d% J- s2 y9 L: f0 M- m& @  U/ }
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
6 P7 I9 Y3 |2 W! d9 G% m蠢蠢欲動 。 , C3 x) O* j* D( I. k; e
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 1 G2 L* g8 @. P' J! x
人山人海 。 ! }9 J+ b! t" N# X% [
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
3 t; b8 r! V4 U5 f0 I0 h2 j7 S你算老幾?
9 O! S! N' d$ ^" ~1 N; u  K23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 : M3 a1 s, b% S
你講乜鬼? ! Z/ F7 A1 r$ D# _( T& @# a9 [3 z- S
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 / \3 {+ i$ j7 x0 m9 f' [6 s
我驚你有牙！
" E* H. u; A7 g9 f  r25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
$ L' D, z) t1 [心花怒放。   
- J8 i0 {, P) l% @/ o8 ?. \Fish skin 4 R% X7 F, V3 z- j& }, Y% Z
鱼皮 。
6 q3 a/ |1 o; J0 B/ rMonster of blowing water. : d* u; R. X* P+ Q& {' Q& \
吹水怪。
0 ?; n5 z: S% w' J2 t$ Z( d) NFace green green 8 s: K+ R2 h* K
面青青。
  S5 r. z: R& r( ^You see road carefully # m% ^# v/ ~" P- k& v  R7 n
你小心睇路 . B) v) I! o6 G' I& k7 l  F3 h' |
You go to street carefully
" \3 E# @2 [8 z% I' W, ]9 b% ?5 \你出街小心D。
/ z: t0 [0 _% K5 uDo the world
% b- E: |* _  g% i* D+ {+ f7 Z做世界 。
, x$ U4 a( v; b* pBig tea rice 2 I7 D; q0 z8 e  L" F: @
大茶饭 。 * G% t7 H2 Q0 M- u
American chinese not enough.
- ?  I; _) c6 i3 K& H美中不足。 ; Z+ i' y$ l3 J$ w7 j7 z$ j5 F4 t* v9 V
King eight egg.
* b( [% D0 n2 z& \" T2 F1 [王八蛋 - H  B3 U: u" p: N
High hand.
, x4 Y1 R. R! d% s! i! H' r高手
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Old dot.
2 r2 H) N7 w* _. {1 U0 s9 u4 H老点 " g: a( b  m! a8 C7 z+ Q  L
One old water
) b' [* f  O$ Q7 Z7 @/ Z( z3 Y一旧水 ) n& i8 p3 k' E' [
I know your mouse. * [9 g6 E3 ?2 K' Y4 N
我识你老鼠！
9 E1 Q  R: \* M. YMeasure water/Pound water. & s! @' l& ?8 V: V$ N
磅水
6 L5 i- y+ A0 n: x8 Z2 L+ N# XA dragon service. 6 Q+ ?! e, _0 p' V% r5 N0 @- D
一条龙服务
* `, n6 c6 b. p* JPump water.
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8 t' u2 G* v; L" \1 I4 YI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * I% ~; N) x- `0 m) s& \/ I9 Y/ @
我吹鸡打你班友。 1 l; @/ b; d, z. I! P
You jump building.
' W; U9 l! \' ~  j& J% i. B你跳楼啦。 + H1 b7 o3 c4 u8 R1 K
You come back home and eat banana
4 B! }. S/ }! \) J# z7 q( J* S你返屋企食蕉啦 , O+ U0 R" a& U' \6 D7 K
I give you a hair. - y+ P: v$ Y# }: a* t/ G
我俾条毛你ar! ! v4 Y: `, c0 V3 F8 x* `5 n
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Collect skin
. f. g4 N! o' ~; h: g; I: W收皮 1 ^6 C* P6 y3 F) Y
Collect father
  Z/ ~& X( @6 l1 `5 e3 ]) E$ k! L: p收爹 " o, e* t6 k$ a/ e. y/ Q  s8 M
You give me collect father. / g* R& ]5 [* F( a, v( F  T$ Y& P
你同我收爹！ ) U& p, _4 s5 _# x- q& {
Laugh die me. " F+ D6 C( Z% q, R
笑死我。
% r6 [. A( D2 [) k/ `* y$ |You give me stop.
9 H5 w5 q7 D; x; L* B你同我企系度。 ' i! A) n5 R% ]: S
Eight woman
# T: N4 W2 A0 G, K八婆 * l' L2 K4 d$ r3 O; Y! W: V
Eight woman,you are good! 3 w# J* M, T: G6 S
八婆，你好o野!
/ \2 j" P, J) ?) b9 ?5 _  yWhat the spring do you do?
' q( G. R) ~7 l$ V: s你搞乜春啊?
4 O4 ^1 i8 b* v# `" F9 f. `A dog of eating dung 0 [* y8 v0 k, s/ O& R2 F( A
食屎狗 , l# o) q; A8 V7 d9 ~# w6 a
A ghost of ass 4 Y% L  b% Q' q, s: p! X+ r
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....: w+ T7 }1 v$ a
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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" H7 t  a4 c9 B: @: Atotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
& z" X- r; H  g) b! I7 z' lthis is not hong kong style english.....4 U; E1 G' A4 f2 {# b9 i
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
; O- R( N9 o1 Fi've already ban this shit...! l3 H" e0 K7 |: u
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.