香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
! u4 _- T$ @$ g3 [! P" i甘多人死，唔见你死。 - \9 ~: y, y8 A0 x! ]; N6 S( L
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
( d9 x: z) Q& D$ ]1 d你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 Q3 c  g7 ^. {0 Q8 C3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. , z. z: [2 b' T3 S2 n1 N* o9 ]
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
& s+ F$ O, k" n/ V2 D! k5 z4 "I saw a pork chop" % q. r( q& T% ~: U- y3 U; r. a
我见到件猪扒啊。 : b6 e2 h. n) c! b. N6 C
5 Are you road? : v, Y. p( N: w( l$ T
你系咪路啊？ , H; N6 P$ a/ E* W( T7 K
6 What the water are you?
) z& a  G: G0 r! d" \9 M) y1 Y( E你系乜水啊？
9 v8 [6 }, R" j$ [( P) v7 Do you big me?
0 m) Y, u( B, L+ d/ c- E4 G你大我啊？ 4 i2 O  |* m# q5 i' p$ y& A
8 Zebra chops people. 6 ^3 c* Q8 ^  {
班马劈友。
/ m. p# n. S0 I2 {; u& \9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 n- t2 {  D! N; j* ]5 u5 E+ x
界女王。 & i; s" I; N- @- W$ ]3 q# b
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
& t4 i# y$ r* A/ [" y. J批我个头俾你当凳坐。
4 L3 Q! P1 A- J% d8 B# t; o$ m11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 Q7 ~4 H9 w- l/ ]! H, y你当我无到？
, H  @: m; |( [7 q/ b( b12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. . I% P8 a7 @4 A+ ~
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 E/ [4 l7 |- _+ }: i
13 Today I was very black son.
: U- O( r, D3 t: Q4 w( ?今日我好黑仔。
" r' w- e1 p' M/ A3 G1 N14 I am wearing grass. ! D- d7 m" I* e5 |
我着紧草。
6 H# w) ?! m& d7 h15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
, f, J5 V$ }' H0 u" w你未够班同我讲数！
0 e/ R3 a3 o: F$ j' W; x# d/ N( n16 Two beat six.   _( b: Q# X( G& ^+ D( }& [
二打六   r$ \! H7 E. U' S: Y
17 Two five son.   G: ~2 Q8 ~; h' H) y
二五仔 * O' d$ ?+ q5 U# u
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 , L% a5 l3 |) Y7 _. W3 y8 [5 R
琴琴青
4 p' \9 T$ a5 q4 L& |, _* I19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& o+ M/ g" t4 a8 k+ e/ N我俾D顏色你睇睇！
5 \' \8 {6 T5 r4 y* T/ x20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 . q! `  I! P* N5 V2 ~8 A2 r! ?# f* b
蠢蠢欲動 。
3 B$ t% M' O, w0 ?# i21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
- V7 x" m4 y  x' R人山人海 。 % `2 i9 u; I8 Q8 `0 c
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
# K+ Q' l: I3 v; i你算老幾? . ^6 w- ]2 ?0 X. q# E! L
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
7 n) ], H. Z! B7 ?- M! t你講乜鬼?
9 {, O1 B0 d0 R" X. s  Z# g24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 c+ `, e8 m4 N5 ~2 q9 ]  J2 W我驚你有牙！ 6 a6 y. b7 l/ ]+ \- b$ f
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
8 F" S% V/ U& l3 X3 P  B心花怒放。   0 L& m$ V) N+ Z+ o$ P5 F; U$ ^
Fish skin
. Q' r9 U7 o1 K( j5 a9 `鱼皮 。
( i) ], o) |6 BMonster of blowing water. 3 X% H' j9 P7 Z
吹水怪。 1 h& l$ o- S2 u4 a1 L$ f" ]+ _
Face green green $ A- b% b! O  I3 r4 M( ]* M
面青青。 - ?! v1 l" a' s+ D6 E9 ^
You see road carefully   ]1 N9 r& Q( K0 ?! R5 \. `
你小心睇路
- B7 ?( C$ j4 L+ X, RYou go to street carefully
4 \" X$ X' [7 e& D你出街小心D。 3 c4 f, d. w& E7 V' H0 v% J8 o6 ?' P+ i
Do the world
7 i) j2 T2 U" Z: N8 |$ J7 G做世界 。 9 P: x( o; Y/ t4 D
Big tea rice , a- K! J4 c2 ^1 n
大茶饭 。 , w3 Y3 c& F1 _# E' M7 H
American chinese not enough. & H8 x- K) M( I) g  Y
美中不足。 8 b$ g) M3 G2 _
King eight egg.
; Z  o! f9 Y3 ~' I王八蛋 ! X( p: E) n# w0 O/ c! P' r
High hand.
/ n/ r# t- ]# y5 \, s0 C高手
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Old dot. ) v& j! O8 i. l8 w  C) l8 V, {
老点 " Z' n1 b, e; Q7 Z
One old water
2 o# Q. X$ G3 e5 }, [* U2 f4 R. w一旧水 ! C. S* y2 n; }
I know your mouse.
. H6 L. s* Y& {5 O2 \, @我识你老鼠！ ; K- q9 d* g$ K& k; c: _
Measure water/Pound water.
2 W0 z0 ]) t/ e磅水
8 q0 r6 l% T2 |; |% y2 LA dragon service. 9 c. A# U# s& A+ ]  |3 c; d
一条龙服务 1 P' H! V2 n# E5 \$ T
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' k; f5 E& b/ J1 n5 V- @0 e我吹鸡打你班友。
& n7 Y9 M' O: T6 S/ `5 D$ Z+ c7 R+ SYou jump building.
! F: D0 L; G: e+ v, t7 V你跳楼啦。 # N1 a" A% B; j$ T
You come back home and eat banana 3 A1 E& N) F* H3 a0 Z9 W! G% k( P
你返屋企食蕉啦
) o  x0 R, [# @+ V, zI give you a hair. & ~" }- J1 {" e6 g4 w4 u: Z4 ~
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin ( H0 i: a* Y. ~6 D" V* c5 Y
收皮
3 |# u5 o: f1 I0 ~Collect father
3 k: B. }7 }; W0 j/ c收爹
2 u* X: Q0 o7 B$ b# Y8 xYou give me collect father. / N7 c9 i+ E) l' e& ~3 L2 R5 S
你同我收爹！
" y/ E& e9 T: }# z6 ~' b* Q3 u1 ZLaugh die me. * p% y" F5 S8 w. K6 `
笑死我。
/ q' H. ^3 _5 D/ H6 e( c: w! MYou give me stop. * o# l: h' E  X4 c
你同我企系度。
/ h7 A: V' j6 m/ w' k" M. ?/ u' ^2 TEight woman
2 e* ?+ r( V8 e7 F2 a1 \八婆
1 h8 {" ^4 S6 N" l+ f2 v: ~Eight woman,you are good!
! J: q; k& v+ f八婆，你好o野!
/ m' s, F9 \4 f& PWhat the spring do you do? ) V$ T5 z. o1 [/ G/ X; J
你搞乜春啊? ) W5 o' C/ s, n2 n7 ?; u
A dog of eating dung ' w3 h4 `8 N; b5 c  R7 ?
食屎狗 # s- F, L) G! A$ x1 ~2 D
A ghost of ass
# x8 I( \$ ^, V$ r# Y0 O3 N$ Y屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....1 N5 F0 A- L( G/ E4 L5 k, x* V5 f9 b. y+ M5 H
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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6 }1 P- J. J/ e) A# @" ztotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
8 p- [% i' }6 G) u: Q1 f! t2 n- pthis is not hong kong style english.....% a8 q3 g& A& N" V2 Z. i
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....% f: I9 ^3 x/ R7 B
i've already ban this shit...& F/ A7 {7 d+ P" W' j
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.