香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
+ u' n, N4 e0 [4 S' e甘多人死，唔见你死。
, X3 a- ?+ U, z( D& {2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 8 [) U' h5 I8 @' a
你教我以后点出嚟行? & q0 X- o, w' u. r; A" O* Q9 t' s3 B
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. , ?! r3 f1 \- o( ]9 E5 A
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
$ q/ D) }4 T1 s0 {: B6 b4 "I saw a pork chop" 8 ?. }" d6 a& I, m5 ^7 ^3 Y, H' z. @0 W2 F
我见到件猪扒啊。 6 C, R* L( J( `$ n% v& c
5 Are you road?
& G  [6 K% \" S$ G9 Z7 A. e1 y, q你系咪路啊？ & X9 K7 P# y$ b- F' ?+ A
6 What the water are you? 0 U$ ~+ I1 i; x
你系乜水啊？ ' p. d# h6 h0 N& ], K6 w) }
7 Do you big me?
# S) k  I5 m6 X$ Q2 V$ v9 c1 |你大我啊？
8 N7 ^5 ?: Y- U2 E& H+ b& Q8 Zebra chops people. 5 i% O- b! S; ?8 b2 b7 V" u
班马劈友。 $ s0 I& E* j- d8 f! v
9 The king of the cutting girl. ; T: S/ w4 ~- ]
界女王。 , _) T* ~6 a8 A7 w1 }. T: q
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   N( t1 _. i) X$ ]& h
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 % y2 Y  Y4 m" ^
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - i6 z% d2 Z5 f/ K* Y& w* ^1 ~: A
你当我无到？ 5 h2 Q$ t8 `' d* B
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   A, f& w% z- S  U; e6 @
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
0 Z4 D0 x) x9 J% _9 k13 Today I was very black son.
0 x$ V/ @/ B$ c6 o今日我好黑仔。 5 b3 a3 V) N6 r& `- F) D4 L* V
14 I am wearing grass. + j# ~( d& i2 V. O" V
我着紧草。 8 c& F$ U. C7 u" M. P) k
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 3 e6 @* m! P3 n$ }) D
你未够班同我讲数！
7 b0 U$ t$ `0 e5 S5 c16 Two beat six.
$ T1 m3 H4 `& _4 C& Y二打六
# ]! D: B  V& }17 Two five son. 3 s: j! R$ S5 l. ?
二五仔
6 }1 b, K- _, _# P18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 7 C( Q! n" P, m
琴琴青 7 B, f4 V5 _1 s4 U* L7 `" g
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
5 H. N: a. A) T, b# X& }# P我俾D顏色你睇睇！
- n1 C$ A4 o: V2 t" \5 g20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 8 ~6 Q7 L: x8 @
蠢蠢欲動 。
& k1 M- \# `$ Q! _) }1 }21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
# z8 ^) c, r9 d人山人海 。 # x* x/ R/ v, p! w* k7 |/ m
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
0 }) q, i* p6 i7 h& x0 z' s你算老幾?
! R9 G4 m/ c, `" ^- T. f23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
! H7 n! A1 O# W! p& K! x% @你講乜鬼?
% F2 J1 G% t  A5 E! n5 I2 @1 ?3 ^  O; k24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
1 O* g! L& C0 c1 [2 s我驚你有牙！
7 O- _0 v8 k* {9 K- w  K4 D25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
# p0 [5 J+ \  L. P/ ?心花怒放。   3 u% U7 Q7 f4 V8 A3 |4 V
Fish skin # ?0 u2 S8 O: z% G) w' ~! @# P) f/ m1 l
鱼皮 。
" V. s# \" f/ _7 r: A' `' SMonster of blowing water.
1 }8 q# a6 v4 ^+ i) k; P/ M6 s5 }吹水怪。
6 U! I3 R" Z. {4 C1 y% W* J! ~Face green green * @0 }6 E' y$ C! S2 t2 a
面青青。 1 G; h/ [4 D6 S; X2 R1 F. U" n
You see road carefully
& s3 N- A2 ^' i8 X: i, x( d你小心睇路 / `# D8 P: h% C: y
You go to street carefully 7 Y+ @6 m; N2 C9 P
你出街小心D。 , @% M. G& n% f/ x% U1 p4 m- Z
Do the world 0 e/ u2 q( F' h* n) v/ E4 H
做世界 。
. T7 C9 a, v% f, a' S4 DBig tea rice , B" O" w( C4 M/ v' q
大茶饭 。
5 Y2 ]% Y- w9 w/ cAmerican chinese not enough.
' z& c! r" Q' {, R美中不足。
5 m1 s! F( B/ [0 EKing eight egg.
! ~2 U& f: ~/ D4 N* g  Y王八蛋 * T+ J' `/ o9 f9 M3 O
High hand. 9 x& u& j& q6 Q
高手
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* \$ v% M1 Y7 YOld dot.
( m* r; E; @3 v) J$ \$ H老点 # \, r6 q( t- L8 D4 [
One old water : g. a6 n  a" }& f
一旧水 / o8 `) O9 @2 M! p! _: p% l/ _
I know your mouse.
; [5 c- `# l. c9 T9 O8 ]我识你老鼠！
2 O3 k& X; u* m# k5 }Measure water/Pound water.   m# |! ?# J& a0 o/ t4 ~
磅水 9 i) O/ m) u, [" L
A dragon service.
) i" W! D# ^1 P+ ]一条龙服务
; B4 K( d" d2 W) g" J( |Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( u+ K; @+ x% ]+ ]2 s8 N
我吹鸡打你班友。 6 p: P/ K3 X) H( u( D
You jump building. ! H6 w6 `3 P! j5 ]. S: G3 C
你跳楼啦。
5 Y' r3 G: d0 fYou come back home and eat banana
9 A  u, u2 ~% Q+ K# w+ `$ @你返屋企食蕉啦 7 D# f- V& p5 G9 W) f4 S$ S
I give you a hair.
0 O' k8 `! q7 j$ Z- p我俾条毛你ar! # y. l7 o- n( y0 E& F1 P  j

+ O( ~" C2 y7 yCollect skin
( ?* O6 t0 l2 d& q$ ^7 x8 W收皮 " T, J# [" `- T* u9 H- Q
Collect father 9 @% i6 U# g$ p* c1 t) u3 y
收爹
4 u8 M" J8 Z# D- ?, q3 \! j# ^2 ^You give me collect father. 4 q1 U5 _4 j5 H9 k
你同我收爹！ 6 M' U$ x( Z2 K% E* w" U; v8 j
Laugh die me.   f3 E5 j; S: Q! K: W  K2 n4 e% Y
笑死我。
( M7 y( q& }( oYou give me stop.
& K4 E; p' f# L: J你同我企系度。
7 o. w  }: m: MEight woman
  Q3 f! \4 N) g# `8 O+ W2 ^5 a: F八婆
; U4 y$ N; I8 kEight woman,you are good!
/ q+ p. U7 f! U  L0 u. }; D8 o9 Q八婆，你好o野!
+ r% m3 a' |( i6 Q- ~, j0 L/ oWhat the spring do you do?   i2 W/ l) `, |' k. e
你搞乜春啊? 4 b* N0 a: a& i& \- Q
A dog of eating dung ' S9 Z! j) ^" I* k
食屎狗 . s6 M, t' W' F
A ghost of ass
) q+ ]1 [3 }8 e+ q( z2 I* N屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...../ B5 x2 N2 m: e
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......& a; {; c) n4 _4 U& H2 I6 M/ v
this is not hong kong style english.....9 J; S) G, _0 e; A( R9 r; [# K
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....* t' s0 [! l& U' v$ m
i've already ban this shit..." B$ G3 X7 ]% T1 @
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.