香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 4 J5 a" S( I$ g) L" z
甘多人死，唔见你死。
# K+ C( k7 f" D: k8 d" ^8 Z0 Y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 3 e6 c: i& S7 h9 ~
你教我以后点出嚟行?
) ^# `7 B8 w* P/ C0 q3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
- J$ O% E6 X, \3 y- y. W如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 - ]9 O4 O4 [: x8 F* e7 f
4 "I saw a pork chop" ; q% }. v& Y! F5 d% l$ j
我见到件猪扒啊。 : @' o8 \. f/ U3 ~3 c, x) D
5 Are you road? 3 U- c$ |; @' O
你系咪路啊？ 2 [2 X" v" H4 r8 f8 q4 X$ {
6 What the water are you? + n. U' B: w# d& J+ ~8 x% v* Q
你系乜水啊？ & e* [5 L) I% R8 g1 _5 V9 q  }5 T
7 Do you big me?
/ x% F" s: i' T/ R你大我啊？
; e5 Z7 ^7 E, G8 Zebra chops people. . \& [$ t  H2 e2 @
班马劈友。 0 @5 S7 P6 A) a: E+ X
9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 Z8 _, L9 y4 M6 |- }8 N
界女王。
( I) `+ U& }. H- K2 ]  i* U( W10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
4 K- G. p- F, \批我个头俾你当凳坐。
3 k' i) }. N. c/ Q11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
/ q0 q+ d) M, }& p7 E你当我无到？   M0 I  V- q, y- n8 ]! b/ i
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
) ?' E9 I6 f2 ~! t  ~. _你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ + A& o! j5 M9 h$ U. C2 P, ~5 Z# x
13 Today I was very black son. 4 q" B1 G: c  w' e9 C0 _/ X
今日我好黑仔。
5 ^7 G( Q) o; X) K14 I am wearing grass.
! J9 C( v+ g' G# A  B. E我着紧草。 1 b: a7 O+ b" U1 ~0 Q
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
9 C. f. O. v- O4 s  @1 K& O你未够班同我讲数！
/ k" W) a: t; V1 n3 @# ^2 h16 Two beat six.
9 S4 h3 |. j, Q4 y# E二打六 ( i+ l* L* J+ N* l
17 Two five son.
2 Z) u, t# O6 q  H% u7 i二五仔 " B4 }) s# Q: E) q  i
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
1 Z& @: o# h6 l9 F$ b( d琴琴青
/ E# C, x% ]* r- r! w19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
4 `' j$ i" L$ y我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 6 O5 h! y1 Y2 W& N" S4 o
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
$ r5 e7 Y7 D+ `! m6 ?" U蠢蠢欲動 。
+ J9 r! P% d8 `21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 . M3 G' ~. J; x' x* B( |$ H
人山人海 。 0 y, o+ G# I, ~: Q( L# ~
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
, Q- l# N# A) P你算老幾?
, o2 I) W) Q/ U$ }23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 . V# i; L: `- @2 I9 ~
你講乜鬼?
* Y; s) P! k& L& D24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 M/ C& ?7 C& n9 `+ I( x# o) E我驚你有牙！
" i* M" e" z7 s3 E25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
2 ^' ^6 k- w+ X! q心花怒放。   
/ g; h2 S3 ^! c# {: x# T- mFish skin
$ s9 n/ e4 @' m5 w& J8 m# a鱼皮 。 ; ]3 K& g6 V$ W1 P( i& o
Monster of blowing water. 6 J7 s- ?* p" u
吹水怪。 ! l8 v# b+ ~# D/ s
Face green green 2 i, d3 l- [/ I$ i& i8 k/ n
面青青。 8 b2 D- l5 u3 }6 {% g& m1 d8 D2 g
You see road carefully ) K- d% X6 T  ], Q; `
你小心睇路 / z$ I/ Q0 w* \: O
You go to street carefully
2 x! I8 ?- Q  u; Y) i1 F你出街小心D。
3 N' v- l* s, e) BDo the world ) J+ z* G# o$ k
做世界 。
& X* G: C. G0 M* T# V& t9 ZBig tea rice
/ `- k5 _6 f% v' M大茶饭 。 8 E+ o6 p4 {6 B( v& k' p" P
American chinese not enough. : T+ I4 _3 t1 a  N$ M) G
美中不足。
  ~/ R- |7 k. Z) R* P) lKing eight egg. 4 B! l' K( y6 W7 |, F3 S
王八蛋
  P* n3 c$ W' W% h  `! |High hand.
* ^: P0 U$ f) R) G2 I9 t) c( n高手
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! s( H/ s: R* R( E8 BOld dot.
) z. N9 c7 o! s! ~  ?* @" @8 Y老点 3 p5 R4 {! p; B2 k3 h
One old water # a# r, [" _5 _/ [( r
一旧水
. P' e# ^: Y( N% h: D5 I/ m% ]4 \I know your mouse.
/ n5 @: p" A- q1 f( f0 O我识你老鼠！
# l2 H8 A( I$ z9 L, mMeasure water/Pound water.
4 r" e* G' G7 `0 I/ O  u磅水 6 I' Y7 ]6 Q3 K# q( q
A dragon service. : S9 L; W* i3 V( M
一条龙服务 : S$ e, t, B* T5 U) X
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
( L0 m# ~+ e+ U8 S* m1 W. @2 S, Y) a我吹鸡打你班友。
  |1 X7 y" t( |" h) N6 cYou jump building. 2 A8 z5 A) }7 h' M: {+ }; w4 A
你跳楼啦。
5 |% `; j5 s3 A# lYou come back home and eat banana
6 ?9 \+ r  U0 U; P# p你返屋企食蕉啦 / e* M! N1 m5 U. O" o
I give you a hair.
. Y; {7 [8 r4 S9 Y9 \1 n我俾条毛你ar!
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8 f( K! Y  m  v  a% S" h) l6 c+ pCollect skin - n% N9 }4 q! f
收皮 4 B2 b  T0 r# f8 w
Collect father 0 B, Z8 c" @8 e' H, y$ M; J$ E* N
收爹 . u' }; a2 u: r9 Z* D) l% I: O
You give me collect father.
5 C" c( T2 `* Z0 r+ R你同我收爹！
! B5 W9 R# K+ cLaugh die me. ! A* u/ j9 \; W2 J
笑死我。
2 J# v1 u8 t. L2 I8 SYou give me stop. - j1 N* E) W& [4 K: ]- E- N
你同我企系度。
$ o4 ^2 ^% s+ z# M& ^Eight woman
. s* ^2 ?! g/ N; a* ?+ y" o# D1 j7 S八婆 ' R2 l$ i6 x) \( p7 l
Eight woman,you are good!
" `9 a& X: e- S& G八婆，你好o野!
1 W+ [1 `" ^1 ]0 I% L" XWhat the spring do you do? 7 M) B1 h. |: q5 b$ G
你搞乜春啊?
( [& E+ Z: h3 t* _  ?A dog of eating dung # M6 W/ v2 b7 y" j3 P
食屎狗 / y' J4 I- Z" U. |( }
A ghost of ass % \1 y! K/ H5 _+ R
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
. l4 y: K/ d; P' V, b6 X- H都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
- Y% {, [2 u+ X- ?" l: A  othis is not hong kong style english.....
8 E3 Y/ x' Z1 P& b5 M2 f8 Z2 d( e4 f+ Dthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....9 |( z9 M+ T; z2 A# r
i've already ban this shit...
3 B4 [% v! C3 X0 A- u- j% h4 _% V$ Mdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.