香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
; l% d, J% J9 Y: F! Q# U7 S甘多人死，唔见你死。
2 ^; P+ W7 p" T6 Q6 t1 }2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
6 w2 e& O3 R1 ~* F* }你教我以后点出嚟行?
: j! O8 D) B, V7 |' ^0 w3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
4 W1 w+ |/ k0 }" \) R7 U如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + h- v7 a% k8 h8 ~. y+ L
4 "I saw a pork chop" , D3 y% @4 T8 y2 a! c
我见到件猪扒啊。
: p  z2 G6 l% G* B4 N) g5 Are you road?
, i) \/ M' ~. n5 a" s你系咪路啊？
8 q; w* \/ N6 a& ?# H& X8 m6 What the water are you? / O% g% }  B$ z0 ^8 `" v* j  }5 D( b
你系乜水啊？ , u" c: a; m- O
7 Do you big me?
1 s, @. f8 y6 e0 H, L你大我啊？
# H/ p. N* t$ x: m8 Zebra chops people. 1 c' Q9 q$ e3 _" R7 i, Z# ]6 ?
班马劈友。 # e* L* Q% q7 k8 A, p/ m8 w$ a
9 The king of the cutting girl.
$ `) |+ c9 [0 N& f$ w& e界女王。 3 r7 `& T8 J& N5 V$ l* w3 @
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
( g8 j. u" q. l: D' _8 p& _/ i* B批我个头俾你当凳坐。   g3 b2 U! Z' @( V9 x/ Z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 h/ ^! r" M8 V9 C% A* S7 K3 n你当我无到？ 7 l1 c0 ?; ]& A/ D% G
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 k) u5 z4 s0 S- S. ~
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
, W0 _. e& c2 P7 {) D13 Today I was very black son. . i( a4 `* B( U! j# ~& ~
今日我好黑仔。
. G5 C- w0 _$ f) w; X& I/ Y14 I am wearing grass.   k0 k! q' K* F
我着紧草。 5 W! s  @4 t( n1 q
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! * J! V9 i9 T% z) A
你未够班同我讲数！
- |0 s1 U" p/ ?1 l% A( C16 Two beat six. 5 r5 M1 h! ?; h& W
二打六 * h- A% U. }9 u* H. X
17 Two five son. * a- `. i$ r. C2 ]. r' p5 K" h$ w
二五仔 : v, M7 y+ i/ D( [4 d0 L
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 8 w( V0 @4 y7 c) ~( r% t
琴琴青
, G2 m1 c* H9 p19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
7 L0 ?: B$ C- ^% ~我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 F2 k* Q7 l7 p; J% u* J
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# ^# B/ P- J! L; l; v$ T( C! j7 c蠢蠢欲動 。 3 C* y' w* n( \4 ?# ]
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
  t' [2 L+ b6 f- [- z; Z人山人海 。
0 s7 ^/ y, Y( L5 L# B1 f* [) i$ H9 k: v22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
  r4 V4 y. n9 i9 [8 k: R+ p- c你算老幾?
, C% V, d4 A" p0 _23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 & W' A; m9 W4 j1 f& J$ L
你講乜鬼?
! ]2 L  p/ w! h4 G6 G24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
1 F* `8 S3 F3 q  C  |: @8 _5 }我驚你有牙！ , o8 U& |* V$ ~/ r3 t
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 1 G8 p- |3 R8 d7 h
心花怒放。   6 o2 E1 v  U& h. y5 w! H  _- a& u
Fish skin - {8 t0 H" J' x8 C5 }8 }: u5 Y
鱼皮 。
6 d4 i$ K- k  H& dMonster of blowing water.
% |6 x" K9 G4 E$ a2 e4 i8 D7 T吹水怪。 8 w0 f7 ~; A" X/ H5 n$ c7 H' x
Face green green
4 {7 v( @- {' q# ^面青青。
* Q/ D" t! h) n1 a9 |You see road carefully ; V% |: N7 `& Y
你小心睇路 7 Z$ J& h1 `! V% J4 X7 M
You go to street carefully
$ D3 }0 u* C1 N3 B! a你出街小心D。 # q- p- L- X) L# D% _
Do the world ! k+ t9 @# f+ d6 C: y1 Q
做世界 。
0 n  h" Y5 w5 j: o# p4 kBig tea rice
0 P! w0 w0 O. p( E, q+ b: I5 E2 X$ {大茶饭 。
. o4 X" W' R+ GAmerican chinese not enough. - d0 X1 |7 D. Z. I! q2 F- \
美中不足。 " B. ]5 t1 K* R* t' o0 c3 _- ]
King eight egg. & `/ P0 \" B0 _* f$ f4 W
王八蛋 3 X1 E7 f% W9 k( |# r
High hand. 6 O8 p# u& Z& K  x1 S  W
高手
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Old dot.
& ?: M* Q2 H0 i( _! y2 H# q老点 - m4 A3 R. x/ s- i8 y- d  l( h. o* _
One old water
9 p# |; X) `  Y, B* B4 E: Z. M6 P  _" m9 K一旧水
, t) @4 ?, g! B9 hI know your mouse.
2 I' |6 [4 t; j9 J. @7 c. J我识你老鼠！ 4 P- f8 f  b) K
Measure water/Pound water. 8 ?. S; o# n2 {) A% `$ y
磅水 7 d# g7 [% \( _3 j+ y
A dragon service. / u5 g, U7 {7 [1 U, S- g( x& `
一条龙服务
. m2 ]/ W* s6 L  K1 }0 tPump water. ) [/ W7 W7 c6 |
**** ; l# }4 x9 u, }. V# _* J! V2 Q0 U
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : N1 i3 O6 K% p5 s, P6 s/ Q
我吹鸡打你班友。
0 l+ B: @" U7 ~; a% I# X2 F% MYou jump building.
0 e7 R! z! x" S+ k0 Z你跳楼啦。 9 H- U9 u6 r7 f8 x6 y% o
You come back home and eat banana
2 N# ^5 `6 \3 l4 f0 i) C你返屋企食蕉啦
9 G, j4 x2 k- I" p/ g  @& ]I give you a hair. " D, D8 T6 g; t8 ~
我俾条毛你ar!
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: w' ~) H' j  ?% ^Collect skin , E1 [7 ~7 d% X; k
收皮 ; _; z2 t. E! T% U* s
Collect father   j3 [& L( b8 N! Q3 E- W% R
收爹
9 m8 v% N/ z7 V6 P! S# q, c3 B" a5 K: OYou give me collect father.
5 J! K- Q0 h% u" W. E3 `你同我收爹！
) a/ T' H7 ^: p2 x# Q9 L9 \: KLaugh die me.
( `  C' V/ u; H7 ~- V5 n! g8 d笑死我。 + c7 R! b8 c5 c% ~5 Q! p
You give me stop.   E" C% V! ~9 l+ q+ v0 I/ F
你同我企系度。 ) @( d. }! ?0 X3 R; C
Eight woman 5 x9 i. l0 T8 S% W
八婆 , I$ S4 M! n" i5 j
Eight woman,you are good! * m" f4 S  X0 R  N9 @! Y( }* z( @9 v
八婆，你好o野!
" _) f# \. \& A& B' P3 q8 SWhat the spring do you do?
0 n+ m+ s- e* N# Y1 Q9 p5 ^你搞乜春啊? + H+ [5 b. p, m; U
A dog of eating dung
( E8 ?* m' G: ?2 F5 h食屎狗 9 u" J! L. ^, T& i) y8 C' X0 g& Q
A ghost of ass 7 R& q0 l; _  L9 `
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
% `) l" d9 m7 y  H/ j都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......9 J  X& t& j9 c
this is not hong kong style english.....3 o- H3 H9 w" D& n" k
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
, U0 Y# E* L: R5 z) b5 di've already ban this shit...7 D0 B, g1 t  x* p# Y3 C
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.