香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 C( Q/ I; x7 u( S甘多人死，唔见你死。 4 N. N9 b- ]% |8 ^. ?1 ?" c
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' z# }, D. Y9 b8 |0 r, z" z
你教我以后点出嚟行?
% Z$ j3 W% t) b) n% M  P% c$ ?" p3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 8 F+ n2 R5 C/ R7 t- V4 a/ U
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 3 v3 X' ]6 f2 y* T9 ]3 Z
4 "I saw a pork chop"
* H; Y: @0 g, G7 D2 d我见到件猪扒啊。
' K2 f' z( z# ?6 H& W5 Are you road? 4 S* V7 c) M5 }0 |9 d0 m5 B
你系咪路啊？ ! T9 Y' T. Y! n0 Q
6 What the water are you?
9 P; [1 J" l& @你系乜水啊？ 4 i  Z+ i3 o5 G7 @: i! h% o, D
7 Do you big me?
' q8 x) e1 v  A. N! j2 U你大我啊？
+ Y0 @7 p1 l6 j" _% l' g: F0 C6 e8 Zebra chops people. , F2 I9 E5 I7 @( S) _8 z# ]- v
班马劈友。 ; c+ k9 N$ ^  Q% n/ s
9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 F6 W0 r1 y) z9 |( t: h
界女王。 & }. @# E. g& u! ?! A) G2 @; x
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 @2 _+ o" W/ l4 Y( S7 ^; h: W
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 3 M0 k' u5 s  C3 U/ J
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? : k$ `! A# Q$ @! t
你当我无到？ ; `$ d8 O4 W: z9 `6 s, _$ r
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
- k2 ]) O1 z9 A0 y3 N+ v; Z. {6 y+ F/ T2 @你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: }3 t# _* p, t* A13 Today I was very black son. 1 z/ a% m, {1 g1 A0 _
今日我好黑仔。 ( Z9 a+ y" O4 s- F+ w
14 I am wearing grass.
& z. o# S6 j$ ~7 M- I我着紧草。 " J" @2 d1 W" @, Y/ c9 x: R
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 9 i  P% _( k; E3 F
你未够班同我讲数！ ; u) L- \- l3 r
16 Two beat six.
& q9 K* G. T! ]( O二打六
" A' z7 _# w, Z$ m: F) a17 Two five son. 7 [  @$ K8 |/ w, h6 E
二五仔 6 F+ s) O' k9 M4 k' _2 P) p) |
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 % L: j4 `/ n7 w) a+ K
琴琴青 , E, G+ P  z( V4 f. ?  x. {
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ! N. j  @) E, T: _2 K* O1 H
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
5 q+ h/ i4 r& I2 L# h1 P- @! Q20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
" T$ I' j: I- x( o- \; N. F7 x蠢蠢欲動 。
: U( [' ?( @9 @" N8 h+ X/ m6 E21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& M5 _  i3 h' {人山人海 。 ! P$ d) `4 A: l4 J8 V
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 @. _  k7 s. m$ D( E- D$ N你算老幾?
: q, L& I1 {3 ~5 Z0 U23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " ]5 `# U* m4 u4 k
你講乜鬼? 7 x9 q* M$ g" U4 |+ A
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 % y2 k6 E" d2 X* u
我驚你有牙！
0 F& M1 p/ l  ]) J& j% C25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ( _* t/ y/ N9 J' G" |  ]5 F$ O* J
心花怒放。   2 R! m6 ]( {* l8 }" n  Q
Fish skin
2 _+ u- A" i6 d$ F) _2 p; {鱼皮 。 2 J6 k6 j1 e0 {9 S- _+ Y
Monster of blowing water. ; h5 A" a4 ^5 u& b0 t% c0 T& D, c
吹水怪。
$ E  r% I' f- pFace green green ! c! K( q& E6 c0 A
面青青。
" w, \" v& p& D7 F$ yYou see road carefully * G6 K. T* t' S; w
你小心睇路
9 B- d8 I/ _" Y' E  MYou go to street carefully
( {7 X" J5 t" t* }! G你出街小心D。 2 i1 ]7 j% s  R- ?6 U7 E; k
Do the world 4 `" B3 Q, N+ t8 Z( R0 O' U5 B! w
做世界 。
  Z, D5 ^  R7 N& ]8 v$ j0 |0 uBig tea rice
7 K7 U4 U' y$ u* |& |0 ^+ \大茶饭 。
/ Q1 M& h1 s7 zAmerican chinese not enough.
' I% D8 I- j+ r* F  Y" p美中不足。 , M& S4 }5 O7 L5 Q, C
King eight egg. 4 u# K$ E6 E) n2 v8 V& d
王八蛋 / s* ^* [8 A% }  G! k: B& q' u
High hand.
* L6 @9 T, g1 J4 }" s高手
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8 j! o' j- N! rOld dot. 7 v! \! j0 b8 n2 e9 o9 k4 F
老点 % \  [# F4 U- S: O
One old water ! l& ~4 y, J1 a. E6 {* D
一旧水
$ S: m0 l* W/ l7 vI know your mouse.
# T6 O5 a: K0 k- a& ^8 G( a* E我识你老鼠！
2 i" R1 p( I( W2 dMeasure water/Pound water. - m1 C: ^8 z) u- p* v- u
磅水
3 M+ Q. h3 C2 W2 _3 ]- _A dragon service. ; T6 s4 u% n) T
一条龙服务 6 o" k9 q( ~. W. N& K& J' c/ T9 u
Pump water.
3 S8 N: h- C8 J****
4 j3 \3 @$ K4 H& E0 X! [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 x6 }- e; o' G: o( Y, [我吹鸡打你班友。 & t' X* ?4 i9 o% q) d1 q3 s- l
You jump building.
% d. l# M% R; }$ T6 k5 G你跳楼啦。   Q4 j' e( ]9 V; P; R/ p' J
You come back home and eat banana + p7 w  Y# G; m5 ?) t/ s
你返屋企食蕉啦
- z9 a# E! g" F1 x' F! {' PI give you a hair. $ j0 O. ^7 _$ b# X$ u' @1 p
我俾条毛你ar! 4 M$ ~6 e# E- _7 X) }
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Collect skin
% \9 n3 _9 Y. X1 i5 L收皮 4 b2 O8 l& J2 x3 d+ u( @; k
Collect father
7 w1 H8 C# Z' F' u8 }, ?2 N3 Y收爹 - T1 K2 \- D* G/ d- U% }
You give me collect father.   Q0 B0 Z" t) d
你同我收爹！ % E/ ^2 p. y' _  e2 [# ^. \) ^) `
Laugh die me. : U. |5 _9 Y, X* \/ y
笑死我。
3 t/ {0 k2 M0 j! w! N3 DYou give me stop.
& B4 E* B# R, i/ B你同我企系度。 & K- \" Q" Z. m$ u  {/ ~
Eight woman
2 ^* z7 o$ ~8 Z5 h9 f7 m( D) U) x八婆
' ]% A9 `' E3 uEight woman,you are good! ; i. [+ u! Y& J" `
八婆，你好o野! 9 X/ a: J! _% V
What the spring do you do? 9 G4 \" @3 f- Y# X
你搞乜春啊? ! r1 L  i& C* o& @( A5 R' U
A dog of eating dung 1 A: ]( J" T1 i6 {" r
食屎狗 # J% [7 L% n* |5 [' ^0 y* H. J
A ghost of ass
* i" v* v0 y) O) |) T0 _; z屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....." p" M# ]/ ^& H0 S5 u! e
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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& J5 j$ ~1 @- K1 p! Ctotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......% X7 \1 ?/ B% V+ N/ ?- t' ~4 M; s
this is not hong kong style english.....
/ c& P8 J' r, e. s3 S$ E* i7 ]this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....# }6 J$ s, u4 T- e! u6 a
i've already ban this shit...) j9 f6 Q1 s. o  s
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.