香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
$ k. u% t3 I- W9 h% V甘多人死，唔见你死。
" \2 [! `6 f# o/ j, G3 w$ Q& t  k2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
) Y9 ]6 H; R5 H) y0 M你教我以后点出嚟行?
# ~7 h1 C3 i1 Y. U7 |' l" r: b  i3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
% d" A3 w* {; W' W如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
' S% A; [' j0 D4 "I saw a pork chop"
4 f1 |  d% v# g5 K我见到件猪扒啊。
6 w# X+ g5 }9 Z/ m+ l5 Are you road? ; J. R8 j3 a4 d9 o
你系咪路啊？ ( X# {8 b0 [0 i/ U0 e! h) z1 v
6 What the water are you? / R* v# E3 ?4 X( ~8 f& t
你系乜水啊？ * Z2 x5 ]7 N/ a8 W8 @( b
7 Do you big me?
: p9 u; t$ ?6 {, n你大我啊？
6 n. c2 X6 R: ?* L8 Zebra chops people.
0 u7 S3 _$ X9 \: h$ f- A6 C班马劈友。
8 q( l& {9 L- O; T4 ^/ ~6 v" `9 The king of the cutting girl.
( B, i0 P8 X/ _界女王。 % G4 D9 }# y! T6 @6 ?7 U! X
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " h, p8 H5 N9 a* Y' c* c# Z
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 3 Q) _; x. R, E% z9 W
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 l8 n3 n5 d4 B# g+ u4 ?% M
你当我无到？
9 I# V" S2 p( P12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 d6 H  B8 i* r0 M你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
7 H' r1 m7 E! u$ D: s13 Today I was very black son. 6 r( P8 Y! p# J+ L# }5 }1 ]
今日我好黑仔。 7 e3 H/ L8 C. ~1 j( ?* q' Z; Q
14 I am wearing grass.
- G/ i5 o6 D* L3 N8 K2 u% Q我着紧草。
+ t: q( s' `; X5 x15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! - X2 D- ]0 B8 ?+ \
你未够班同我讲数！
1 O5 i6 E; v" C9 F) _" ~1 |6 Q16 Two beat six.
' o* i' a$ M( b9 d+ B二打六
+ i: o0 y& `) U* A" F17 Two five son. ( y% T( i$ y/ G/ U
二五仔
; [# Q2 a( J- X0 W7 Y  W. T# {) i8 q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 f" \; O3 g* n& E
琴琴青   H: v  e, A& H2 b; F$ f  T
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 7 t5 r- E/ b. q$ A- F, j- v
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ + I: x8 |- }- K& o! [: Z
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
' |$ ?% s% I3 B; P* p+ w5 d0 [2 ?+ J0 A蠢蠢欲動 。
" }' n0 H/ S7 n# V" c* o21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
% `- u1 j# m3 U5 H9 \$ o& x人山人海 。 + ~4 Q0 ~! G' L, H" J, v  r6 \' _4 J
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ' x6 v- t- _) ^$ \4 n5 I5 |
你算老幾? : f- \! }1 ^8 o: b! C
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 : g2 U. b6 X+ ?& h; l! c
你講乜鬼?   @' \. N3 v& w0 r7 H
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 1 g# H, k( J% v- D8 _6 u( d$ X
我驚你有牙！ ( U4 _& E5 L. U$ F3 E+ M5 p
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & S& v- V: Z/ ^5 Q
心花怒放。   
9 a3 _5 E! @4 z$ c! o. O/ ~' dFish skin
+ y2 ^) W7 P' I鱼皮 。
. y# O% L' N$ J# q0 VMonster of blowing water. / U* ~( [3 c" ?, _+ D- n
吹水怪。 . B+ P& ^% ?5 W1 Q
Face green green
( R0 @. b" c; J4 M( d7 \面青青。
: ?$ t! x+ |- {, X5 {You see road carefully   a( C+ V& B4 i1 v  m
你小心睇路
" u* j5 w( F9 F* r9 W0 a" M3 xYou go to street carefully ! Y3 w( }/ h7 y/ I! U
你出街小心D。
0 L( a/ `8 j9 K; A- s  ]( lDo the world
! ?- y# p4 v' y* T  h0 v4 w做世界 。 2 @" [7 n& o9 X* c: @5 W0 q
Big tea rice $ c: W, Q8 S% t, w  K6 N0 f4 ^
大茶饭 。
5 o2 Y5 x0 t2 X$ DAmerican chinese not enough. 5 l! T4 e+ ^7 d% |1 n' y
美中不足。 ( u) {/ T( g7 e/ T
King eight egg. 8 Y+ x! F- w) L; g! l4 _7 ~
王八蛋
% [! F) L! v* i1 \High hand.
$ e5 F) {/ e" K' `高手 $ e- Y. d- R8 x( K" r
8 x% o: V' F# I* C- t( F$ q4 q
Old dot. ; w4 m- q) _+ E# o! q- s1 \4 P
老点
4 |$ Y: q& t4 R2 j5 I  hOne old water
+ V$ ?" N0 I* K" x" [* s一旧水
: y$ ]) ]3 S2 {: `0 FI know your mouse. 6 n* D8 C% B- ?8 w
我识你老鼠！ 5 c8 q4 \6 k- K2 Z" d2 |
Measure water/Pound water. 1 |& I% D1 ~! F/ U& a* ?
磅水   x3 y6 \) w. `( b4 H0 F9 r
A dragon service. ) M& c! s) T9 B: U6 B: r
一条龙服务
) M: o: i- J+ O; q& K( D% v5 a' {Pump water. 2 c4 d5 K$ j  _" d7 F' h+ s
**** # B0 s: |% l" X9 z0 v  o2 F
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ g2 U8 I/ Z+ q- T3 x
我吹鸡打你班友。 ) ?/ Z! D+ S5 z* x2 M0 A+ R
You jump building. & }) @  _7 ]; c2 [, M
你跳楼啦。
3 [: |7 s2 Q$ Y) ?- nYou come back home and eat banana
3 L- N, I# ~$ P你返屋企食蕉啦
% }( @# `' X  O1 i6 |7 QI give you a hair. " w4 t" g' m  j
我俾条毛你ar!
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4 x0 _( F2 Q/ X( ~6 nCollect skin
! T# o) h! }6 h2 `; \- z' Z0 j收皮 ; `' N$ k( G/ g5 L) U; v0 B+ f2 |
Collect father $ K* M; A- o4 o! D% I- b) O0 e
收爹
$ N( G' R0 O" h. b! B( e0 t. SYou give me collect father. 9 ?) c$ W! }6 l9 l* `6 y
你同我收爹！ $ U) \1 X; o# m$ K' ]& N
Laugh die me.
+ M: V  g1 u" C3 m9 |笑死我。 8 j) X3 n8 @+ f( p6 E' l( W; z
You give me stop.
# m6 ]/ \, w1 [. C+ G3 j3 \8 `你同我企系度。 % r0 f5 q: }. h
Eight woman
" i: j) m% ~: P/ \/ r八婆 ) R" {/ w4 z6 t) |
Eight woman,you are good! ! k$ D* y! {4 J! h3 f
八婆，你好o野! 2 m* i  j8 i9 M( N
What the spring do you do?
% Y' ]+ L; S. |! P你搞乜春啊?
; J1 y) F% M' ^) ?' j( y+ e$ O. ?A dog of eating dung
$ C4 R0 h- u3 J4 S食屎狗
% I$ I2 b7 z9 a4 O6 SA ghost of ass
, b$ {. s9 c* ]8 |1 T0 S屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
* q) \% o9 ~8 d* g都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
+ J1 ]% M) r2 ?8 Wthis is not hong kong style english.....
& _) w1 R6 g% B- @( q8 J- ~  Zthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
9 @( e6 n* W8 }i've already ban this shit...4 _4 G. H3 K8 H! q. w" ]& {
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.