香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
( F# G' s0 J* ?! Q甘多人死，唔见你死。 . H+ Q) m8 b3 Z* D2 V. i
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ w0 g1 x# a2 [* p: |4 z$ }你教我以后点出嚟行? 9 y: N' M4 w7 ~, M: G6 V# |
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* ^3 l- }8 s+ h7 L如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
0 t; {( _. |$ W; G+ W; m4 "I saw a pork chop"
! k5 [8 Y1 h2 U1 P! G5 d# k我见到件猪扒啊。
4 G- H8 C2 K1 l: x- X- {5 Are you road? 2 _9 i- Z) O; @7 p; `) B8 m9 g  q
你系咪路啊？
, H$ e; Z) q: {! e8 Z6 What the water are you?
* p# {( n  m" B" c你系乜水啊？ 4 M8 |% Y+ ^6 L
7 Do you big me?
1 X$ _$ o1 `" {0 T你大我啊？
7 B, V5 ^4 V. F! P! _0 D  H8 Zebra chops people. + e4 ?* y: B" H% B$ R
班马劈友。
9 J* F8 Y2 l0 e& c/ x1 d7 e9 The king of the cutting girl. 2 J) ~  K1 I7 v$ X" p
界女王。 ; k0 D4 u4 r  [3 l
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 \! P% T' ?- G) Q4 w- h3 I& |# n批我个头俾你当凳坐。
+ ]7 _! J+ h9 b; ^6 ]; v+ j7 k11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
8 f- C( ?/ _* C* y你当我无到？ , N  P- h  L6 k6 f$ Q- k
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 0 `4 u% n  u2 ~
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
! @! f0 ~' l/ R" z, s13 Today I was very black son.
' j0 t8 s6 ~% L1 @/ {* t! U今日我好黑仔。
4 j. A; f4 _- q: U8 T- D. `14 I am wearing grass.
( u4 P- _& C) K$ A8 g我着紧草。 6 v9 W! Z$ U6 i" ^% `3 L8 d
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 6 \- I- P: K2 ?" [; n! }
你未够班同我讲数！ $ _8 c3 ~$ B% J$ p
16 Two beat six. $ ]& L' o& T4 Y8 m) O. g# c
二打六
/ n' I& `' Q" d# U( v3 G  s17 Two five son. . l& y# h0 e% H, e; |" q0 E
二五仔
8 J7 d+ \) }1 z3 y! S% T0 n; p18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 - p8 s6 e' Q: ~! k1 C; m
琴琴青 # Z# [0 j2 K4 F2 Q0 E
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 5 V. e7 \! b1 K( X- @- h& G
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
+ ?; \, W- x! P  Q4 D' z6 S; f20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# c, R: N2 @2 j1 ?7 p4 `& b蠢蠢欲動 。
! C" X4 `# w9 K9 ^7 l21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - ?$ l9 M) m3 L* U( k9 b
人山人海 。 3 o! j5 S) I, ?1 a
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
3 A, o1 c6 G: M, D# _: T, s& c你算老幾?
7 j7 F2 |4 [$ v* P4 }' t  M! b! G23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
% P5 d" \  v3 c5 ~你講乜鬼?
1 [3 C9 M0 e) x* L24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
& ?2 ]% U: ~3 h) p, X1 g我驚你有牙！
% J0 N7 F  O2 x# s25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
/ ~  b# [4 T/ f, ~心花怒放。   
3 x" l& P% j  @9 ]: u$ X. ]Fish skin - d0 [" f) M. j% w: w; ^2 m+ f
鱼皮 。
; Y' {0 q% U, L2 yMonster of blowing water.
* Q# g$ k9 M+ Y# |( t6 x+ z  m  ~% r6 \吹水怪。 - W- h7 M2 K9 p
Face green green " h3 |9 _3 t1 T
面青青。
7 _. x) x6 r8 r9 iYou see road carefully
/ u" x0 c6 r4 y0 _5 h你小心睇路 & a$ ?- |; J' \/ z( S
You go to street carefully
, G. }0 o) `% O' C你出街小心D。
; s/ k4 s3 H7 V  w9 NDo the world # e) K4 `# r3 y- x
做世界 。 9 R  X# |, [+ E0 G7 ^3 v1 P& A
Big tea rice
  r8 Z/ ?* \6 [, w, _1 y大茶饭 。 " S- r( {' ^) p& m3 K. L8 y% X
American chinese not enough.
  z  m2 `1 ?* t! T6 h美中不足。
/ B' Y2 u: `7 ~) [King eight egg.
" }; |. _- u, r+ \4 [, E8 g5 t王八蛋 # b- k$ w5 H5 P( f0 u- L; g
High hand. ; s3 P# L7 l8 a/ l
高手
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; J, D5 A4 Y* q5 S& X  AOld dot. 6 Z/ f, {4 r+ y1 _, t
老点 ; m. w" g4 ^, G  |! K
One old water - Z8 V5 G- }. r) i2 _
一旧水 ' t+ {! O5 f: f8 h, D* W: W7 e
I know your mouse. ! M. H8 i. j. d: K2 }4 f
我识你老鼠！ 9 f: A, X* n' `7 e6 H& p
Measure water/Pound water.
) b+ [! E! e  g1 H- m3 Y磅水
2 q7 R' ^! {$ `% @( dA dragon service.
- I% o1 }$ _; a. q2 R0 F; ^2 N一条龙服务 2 {6 D; V% ]( N7 H7 @0 k$ V& W
Pump water. - P$ G/ z8 T# T" P7 ^
**** ' e1 W6 Z1 ^0 P. N9 m
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 i. X, T2 z! y9 o3 |$ o# e
我吹鸡打你班友。
4 X2 l+ l/ B& SYou jump building. 0 E( n! |, G6 Z
你跳楼啦。 7 A. S* x. L: a- i8 m3 v
You come back home and eat banana ( A, Z  W; C8 P. V+ u
你返屋企食蕉啦
6 W1 i, P: N  a1 _1 gI give you a hair. . \# D$ t. I4 S! P6 I8 m, F
我俾条毛你ar! / D9 Q/ a. y, s6 F3 Z

9 F5 Z9 j! `- qCollect skin $ _, C0 q6 C0 A7 j9 p
收皮
0 q& k  @- E/ ?4 Q% eCollect father
; J1 X+ c) m, j收爹 " w  z* Q* M3 _' j6 n
You give me collect father. ' C7 w- _# S$ J! w
你同我收爹！ ' y$ {* F& T0 G% T
Laugh die me.   d6 B, ^% j) P7 @0 C
笑死我。
+ r* a6 Z! @% }- hYou give me stop. & \* ?( {6 @; ^2 d  Q, w
你同我企系度。 8 H4 g  f( ^! S' a1 t6 Q- k
Eight woman / a7 r$ J: _1 C# |& s" z6 n
八婆
- F( z6 \7 Q4 j/ u6 yEight woman,you are good! 0 ]% m1 z7 A- A1 G
八婆，你好o野!
  U# O7 b7 M2 o, X, WWhat the spring do you do?
9 `4 h2 d8 U4 s- ?( J你搞乜春啊?
; L2 _4 N: G2 h* u0 U# h9 l9 rA dog of eating dung + C9 p9 h; t) {& f/ H
食屎狗
9 w$ x# _) x) [9 ~/ nA ghost of ass
! E# T) \2 L5 Y! H( I# X" |屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....  C5 E' y% s  k% D, u3 _* j& J. }- C
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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: [% \) q) B7 b. O7 @. ^% |3 O$ U4 z* ltotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......3 h, c8 k/ d: d" X
this is not hong kong style english.....$ Z  _1 C/ e& A! _1 M) V% N5 L( U6 H
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
0 z( E( q1 ~* H; a( o$ Z( zi've already ban this shit...( X' n% L! X5 f
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.