香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 i, F6 Q/ f7 u* H# [* D1 }甘多人死，唔见你死。 * p2 o1 g( V& I* A( M
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? , {  g% _  \  M( f5 w( R
你教我以后点出嚟行? 4 t* d8 ]/ j) Z# r( m
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; n( ~: \9 s& ]# a: m1 D. w* X/ k8 w如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
: G$ R5 W% p6 k8 l4 "I saw a pork chop" 7 E3 Q( E  f; D- K
我见到件猪扒啊。
7 o# x0 ], y1 O+ h' W5 N& K  ^9 M5 Are you road? ! t; v6 z2 O- p! M: {% C4 z
你系咪路啊？
- }' I; ]+ Z. K0 I$ |4 G) @6 What the water are you?
8 u$ S! s9 j4 U+ z+ W8 Q& _* \6 \你系乜水啊？
  X# _' J) `5 a$ Z7 Do you big me?
& `, o" u8 f! v* s你大我啊？ 3 p7 t6 \3 H/ h3 m7 z7 Z* @8 @% A
8 Zebra chops people.
( h7 k( t  p- N* @5 t班马劈友。 ; u) A- H4 u8 t* k
9 The king of the cutting girl.
; [3 Z" O3 N0 W0 O% Z6 G) u界女王。
* z+ `+ \# T# A5 x, n10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 7 N! B% D' z2 |8 _
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
7 ]7 y- n* A# I  U. p' v. n11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# a7 O8 b* U1 b6 ?你当我无到？
- B5 G& f7 w- T+ a12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 S7 M1 b8 z) ^& {( a: F' W
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 0 u  g6 i# ?$ a+ Y( d& k5 _
13 Today I was very black son.
% I# F( f% S! D" K7 \5 b8 U* ]今日我好黑仔。
/ Z7 m. F* ^8 d9 N/ P14 I am wearing grass.
9 U( M- I) u$ h+ Y9 O" ]6 u8 Y. `我着紧草。 : x% I) H; L( M6 z0 W5 j
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
7 F& z" M* y' @$ v' K你未够班同我讲数！
" M0 x' ]! N/ T/ j% A- T) L16 Two beat six. 9 C0 |2 \1 O$ d1 _6 r6 N. D; N
二打六 % S9 q" s2 C5 |( [! |) y
17 Two five son.
; @& M; B8 I4 P; S+ p+ E二五仔
: H% V6 X8 B  r+ S18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
) E: o3 F' \3 e* h* \琴琴青
# p8 T' g% n$ W) A( h19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
' O) X0 E, B& M0 x我俾D顏色你睇睇！
* i/ J0 O) a6 D6 u20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
9 u$ H) a) M0 V% K3 L7 Z6 T  u蠢蠢欲動 。
* s6 o, z: e8 J* R' m: g' n: s% E21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 0 v$ s5 D7 W4 v& g3 X
人山人海 。
3 e" l, K* `+ n) Q22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
3 G& m% i" t9 Y  ^& u你算老幾?
, S, `( ?6 z' }5 A+ C23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 2 v( P, J$ Q; N) ]
你講乜鬼? 1 k2 C& G) r! X0 l. F; P( g
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
2 ?! z" n8 Q4 V* e我驚你有牙！
3 M- v+ t3 r6 l  I4 L% r, B25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 3 S. u% E: l1 s: i8 e
心花怒放。   ' @; A# C9 G& W, A7 H* V2 P1 n
Fish skin
- K. x1 j0 E! d* U8 h鱼皮 。 7 h4 h' y% h6 g! R5 n# A' N
Monster of blowing water. 3 h9 ]8 Y' ^6 `0 x: ~9 n1 o
吹水怪。 6 D9 h3 {9 _7 Y
Face green green
( J6 G! J& Y4 h, k面青青。 % Z9 b0 y8 W) `3 z2 w9 x) m
You see road carefully 2 E# Q  \$ a$ g3 }! i) a
你小心睇路
2 }4 E$ f2 ~4 \2 T& ?( _5 PYou go to street carefully ! g9 i5 x9 ^' i1 E
你出街小心D。 # A' |; G3 I* l
Do the world 2 d1 O- b1 p$ L3 C
做世界 。
( f# T) ^- a" N7 H2 sBig tea rice % L% x8 p6 A( ]% G/ v3 H
大茶饭 。
2 |3 `0 h% ~& j% K* M6 sAmerican chinese not enough.
9 \0 h! J+ h* s2 [% n$ X+ I美中不足。 8 q' B# A& w7 w" F
King eight egg.
3 v, i2 n- b3 i" \, s1 ~6 j王八蛋
6 Q; v& C$ z& B, U4 gHigh hand. 0 v, o0 }* d& H
高手 . i; i8 y0 M  h6 F6 `# `% U6 L7 X* _

/ c% j/ c- o: i* e3 vOld dot. * `" A3 c& c3 z, M7 R
老点 2 u9 i  i* p' S- U; [1 y: d* D
One old water
. o9 h. ]* d1 X一旧水 , E7 [! E. }$ S2 v
I know your mouse. ' P% V4 M$ I8 k% i. W( ]- ]- {
我识你老鼠！ ) R0 u  [9 ?" k( k5 D
Measure water/Pound water.
3 k( B9 l; I0 \# H& v8 }) u0 E磅水 / x4 h& k7 e& I# ~7 W  z4 A
A dragon service.
; \6 Z( L+ [! {/ C/ e2 d一条龙服务
+ `% D* c9 n6 e9 O. q+ ~Pump water. % y8 |: J+ M% g- I
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , V% d$ {# C9 h; Q: V6 b" J
我吹鸡打你班友。 6 K. D5 U% ]- g( `
You jump building.
1 F  Z( ~; \3 X6 ^$ a3 K8 H你跳楼啦。 ( e) P2 {! l' S4 j9 |) d/ p" N
You come back home and eat banana & {% Z- Q, r) S9 z9 k
你返屋企食蕉啦 % q  T  A2 ^2 m" {2 `
I give you a hair. 0 B1 s( e! l' q4 h( d
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin   u! ?" E% D! k- @/ n8 p; t4 j7 z
收皮
+ W# f/ ]* s5 zCollect father
+ @" o# [5 X6 d收爹 3 o4 g- Y' T: E# ~. d: [
You give me collect father. 7 {! z, `8 r5 G4 ^: t
你同我收爹！ % `  A( f( V; {9 n; `
Laugh die me. 4 b/ K" k7 l- R1 h) q
笑死我。 - a# J/ w! X, ]' d+ E$ }* i: o
You give me stop.
: V+ M% ~( G( P你同我企系度。
: @3 U" u, s) `6 n4 [9 XEight woman
" B& b" K' m" o3 O0 p' O% d2 M- t八婆
+ L8 x3 N/ z0 w) aEight woman,you are good!   L9 m2 [% |$ @# j' ]! {1 k' b( {1 }
八婆，你好o野!
+ k6 k1 u4 }1 v9 I6 H) f# [What the spring do you do?
# m! {3 V, q. t1 r/ ]( B" [' y& ~你搞乜春啊? " m( ^% e5 `+ f4 O0 |& B3 t
A dog of eating dung
+ f' z9 h$ a) M食屎狗
' ~4 f* F4 s, i1 m" BA ghost of ass ! @2 n' u* ~8 x7 G2 U# M. l
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...... x1 q/ X- _1 w  W! p' e
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

  V. |1 ]2 t- K% L) Y

; O, g# V/ L; z& Atotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
/ `# g4 H) o3 S9 _& vthis is not hong kong style english.....
; p# d2 ?: c9 uthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....  m% `7 u' Z! b8 ?5 j- K( d- o
i've already ban this shit...: i# X# Z) p2 x& D/ ]0 Q3 n* h" b. I
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.