香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.   r4 g: {' B7 `; ^, m% g
甘多人死，唔见你死。 : ^" i2 N4 R. _, n1 n1 x
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . \: K. f+ r& l, h
你教我以后点出嚟行?
2 c. n+ h6 [5 w8 |3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
" k: Y% ~1 {0 i- g如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & y- e0 e, S9 T0 y. z
4 "I saw a pork chop" 4 S5 u, L% X8 @* A2 ?7 l( G
我见到件猪扒啊。 - e' f2 d1 `: k7 m* [8 B3 \
5 Are you road?
) l4 I/ N% U, ]' Q1 M你系咪路啊？ & p5 B' R! c) k1 G2 o$ I. S
6 What the water are you? " C/ T/ j. C2 Z
你系乜水啊？
& c: e7 j' e. A! ~$ s7 Do you big me? . Y/ [: b. R1 Y+ [' o9 |- n
你大我啊？
; J6 }7 q6 _+ ?8 F8 Zebra chops people. 7 h, H+ K. |( K* {: T8 |2 [
班马劈友。
" |" z" W9 J- |9 `; q$ W9 The king of the cutting girl.
- _, q' p/ `& T' q% g/ j界女王。 # G) u! c) j. c2 i0 h6 l# \9 X, J* h
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
1 J$ N5 }$ v: l" E  S$ T* Z批我个头俾你当凳坐。 / c# M! G& e3 J
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
: }* D" A6 X! j你当我无到？ . p  {+ P2 y' Z! d5 }  p
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
8 _( N; n: m) A' Z你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 1 ?. o" Z2 ]" _, K/ G
13 Today I was very black son.
/ O4 k. h4 M4 w+ G9 z' `" j% O今日我好黑仔。
9 x& V, I. h$ h0 t14 I am wearing grass.
  e% }" c, ^9 K# e4 Q* A. `我着紧草。 - E9 l3 N) v$ V# T  W
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! [. a, z6 X$ m+ O+ b# S6 U9 Y1 D
你未够班同我讲数！ % M: z: E7 P; g  r$ M
16 Two beat six. & B+ m! z# i" y7 M) U/ S
二打六
" ^* c3 U" u, h: ^- n8 ]/ e17 Two five son. 2 z0 w6 J4 h+ l% Z5 K' v
二五仔
6 x7 Y: E# L# N18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
. s* A: q& m& e' j- P琴琴青
' S5 j9 g# o* g! ]# o19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
9 R6 d6 n6 G; h3 I, E2 g/ N我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 2 |# @1 O, h' Y7 p7 A" p) {: v
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
. N+ w4 H0 a6 B& b% U蠢蠢欲動 。
9 t% u' K7 e6 h. O, `% b21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
( P$ A' h9 ~, g0 C8 n6 }人山人海 。
8 W5 t- M" D6 @. v& q' N2 K22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
7 y; i; ^9 y7 O; E: K你算老幾?
/ ?1 X3 ~! W+ `2 C7 |& I: u2 S! }23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " U0 F9 V  B6 J
你講乜鬼? % v/ g, M; ]" @5 K- [& S# d# l
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
7 _; b3 m+ b+ t8 d3 Y# [% C我驚你有牙！ 3 D# C8 X& Y) J8 [4 N* w
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
" d" l* p: l9 f+ v5 j心花怒放。   * _& z! L. t# F. S
Fish skin
6 `, ]; `6 p, R" S8 T1 ^9 e鱼皮 。
) P, a5 F- d4 R- sMonster of blowing water. $ v) G; W) g! K2 _3 ?0 @
吹水怪。
' p4 B: L) Q. G0 M3 y! z5 hFace green green
4 Z" I! b" P3 o4 S. g/ M0 U% d面青青。 3 n% |* j' ~  ^% N: l
You see road carefully
) {4 o7 N0 }8 q* |你小心睇路
, G. l. t" s! i& [8 n- y3 cYou go to street carefully
2 P* q' t5 L# ]% O; y- n% j你出街小心D。
$ N2 ?3 a5 f6 W" ?  ]% H' dDo the world ) Z; X2 I1 ~; G. X& }; F
做世界 。 + J/ f9 m! u1 ^& @3 d& u
Big tea rice + }# ?2 a$ b  l8 l: s/ A
大茶饭 。 0 a7 x8 R0 v6 X0 ^' V2 J* a; Z+ M- w; I
American chinese not enough.
7 Z4 N& M: F9 {  N( ?4 n美中不足。
) A* [  T! ^3 ]King eight egg. & s# w7 h  {  n* p
王八蛋 5 ^. G5 j! ~  C
High hand. $ K; I. I, z+ I/ C
高手
% ^$ N. [0 S7 X: Z7 E* n
$ [* _9 u4 q& e+ k' i7 J. BOld dot. 2 }0 r0 z; {1 l1 @/ Y9 {( |
老点
3 K* x! e. m, R( \. R* UOne old water . Q8 B; r) q$ Z2 C' K+ l- A0 |( Y
一旧水 - \! U% J" v& g9 F% z5 T8 Z5 Z" E
I know your mouse. 0 N( G5 w# ~* f  m' l& C
我识你老鼠！
; Q- r8 l' M# A. k9 N) f* d8 FMeasure water/Pound water. - B; w+ i2 {3 {1 s: u
磅水 % w" _  c% l( ]! r9 |: e
A dragon service. ( U  v! N, Z  Y0 W* J
一条龙服务 # G- b) p$ X! D( h3 w, F& t
Pump water. 4 l/ b; A, w/ l& U
****
9 s& r8 x/ B6 ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # V. C9 ?/ }, ~( a4 C
我吹鸡打你班友。 $ _/ X0 c+ P. g' T( K3 f$ L
You jump building. # m, x( x. D! ]2 K% f! X
你跳楼啦。 , D9 }+ K, p- G# X8 `: @, C+ ]
You come back home and eat banana ( ?1 [% K3 ^/ L& y& A% g$ c2 T( C4 |: f
你返屋企食蕉啦 1 ?7 G! ~; d$ I. @; j9 P
I give you a hair. $ k8 x4 I0 u1 I; J# u- G, o* S$ }5 j
我俾条毛你ar!
4 ]" C! E  C6 L& W6 V- ~, M( ^
4 H- ^0 @% q: s! I% w: m6 iCollect skin ! D- M# c" l) {5 V3 [
收皮 ! ^6 M- \: s2 T4 n+ J
Collect father
5 I8 M1 o% K( _: b7 F5 O  Y5 |收爹
2 ~& G1 Q% ^" r6 B- i( }You give me collect father.
: B( c5 o$ X! ^你同我收爹！ 5 w4 M( O, u( e" Y3 p' I# B" L7 ~2 J
Laugh die me. 3 {/ R# u+ o2 @; \3 q: b
笑死我。 ; `- y; o8 z+ `( R/ h
You give me stop. & `: n6 |! J, _3 Z: ~4 ?9 g
你同我企系度。
! B. A3 h. j6 p: R. B+ YEight woman
# x" i  e+ u0 N八婆
" v& s0 }' |6 M' a9 `/ v8 U- @Eight woman,you are good!
! n0 i# Z* s6 r6 |' M4 t9 o  L八婆，你好o野!
+ w, u9 C" s+ QWhat the spring do you do? ' \2 r5 [, J5 T' h' {! i
你搞乜春啊? % @# G4 C' r7 j# E$ x9 ]* \
A dog of eating dung
( [" @) L2 c7 c( J; {食屎狗 $ N6 Z9 \( V. }4 V; x  M/ ?( Q& U$ O" Y
A ghost of ass 5 a0 y, [/ p9 @" y: ?
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
  n% }% L* ]- l# c; X都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

8 K" r( F: M, ?* @; b2 D% _
/ O, l2 y5 S" qtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
& q- \. U2 r: A% m6 i6 Fthis is not hong kong style english.....0 \1 y9 O; L& r/ t  ?2 n" H5 m
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....." p" m; D+ ?. Y
i've already ban this shit...
2 H; }) q+ p3 E! _2 E1 k  [don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.