香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
  @! @  Y7 K6 e3 E甘多人死，唔见你死。
' V! M) X6 ]4 {# h$ D2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
& t. N: `7 O/ ]$ d; c你教我以后点出嚟行?
# A+ ~- k4 d+ Q* w- z1 a3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. $ \1 J& k2 c0 X0 e. Q
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 O5 Y6 P+ g4 m+ h2 g2 k% c4 "I saw a pork chop" ! L  ?% B. \& ?2 O: S+ k
我见到件猪扒啊。   l& E! ^4 T# W$ r" \3 m
5 Are you road? 8 ^- c1 g3 Y) [# v9 ~
你系咪路啊？
5 g& s# @+ F+ z; r6 What the water are you?
6 c6 O& Q2 D: s你系乜水啊？   Y2 a% l/ w2 F6 p
7 Do you big me? 3 k" v5 p8 v1 D* m! U; l* w$ }
你大我啊？
5 d/ d" Y7 j* t/ m8 Zebra chops people.
- {. z: x0 m; A班马劈友。
) L3 ^' J6 c7 h8 }8 M9 The king of the cutting girl. $ }  O' B- g: R# F/ [
界女王。 7 D% u: \* n1 ]- |: V. B; R
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
+ R6 p3 m: V) x! \& J9 [批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ e3 h* Q3 c: m( H3 A# M
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
; j4 n: ]% ^6 _% H  g你当我无到？
7 O6 e1 {+ l/ H- c4 l) `" R: k$ ^12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 7 y, N8 v) j. X) ?
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ . X, b  b* c# T
13 Today I was very black son. # v1 s% n1 b4 [! S. M# @1 Z! K
今日我好黑仔。
1 ?- c8 Y# p* H6 Q14 I am wearing grass. * N5 @* d% N/ o& g4 ^
我着紧草。
2 t% G! b  v& H/ `& I" P- j15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   S4 B+ u* R5 x# Y8 B
你未够班同我讲数！ 5 r: Y( I6 G  ]! h  E
16 Two beat six. # t" A2 P1 {( _; g
二打六
) i/ [9 K# T0 b) T1 r8 B/ i17 Two five son. ) Q% B+ x) A, U
二五仔
( Q; z! ~. a4 b% b- D% K18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
! x  w- D6 g8 I% d# _$ P( ^  @琴琴青
. b% C4 R' V* u* M. e19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
) V7 i3 j) r1 |! S6 T我俾D顏色你睇睇！ # U+ Y6 {# Y% N2 c
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
, j- V& O* E# W* x# A蠢蠢欲動 。 ' X( q; ?7 K. t) Z! b' H- e* G* C
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 * _6 D  J, G+ [; f# i7 _
人山人海 。 0 K. I+ K  ?" c' Y8 v# u
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ) x/ F% X/ q; W; x/ T/ x
你算老幾?
( M% S$ a4 s/ G% S6 v23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
$ k. I. v9 i& q' d你講乜鬼?
8 ]; ~; T. Y; K) ^# l$ Y3 T24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 f% }3 t4 M5 D$ e" S
我驚你有牙！ ) s) r9 E- K) r6 U7 M6 G
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & Z3 L/ n  L; T' _6 Z/ ~
心花怒放。     w8 W! t) Y; X& N& \! Y2 }
Fish skin
0 s( `# B& z7 ]/ q5 z3 V鱼皮 。
3 N) b$ w+ l7 dMonster of blowing water.
2 u8 _4 C' O3 r" [1 u/ n, ?# z吹水怪。
' _$ Y+ X+ X3 [; c& B; _% XFace green green 6 i- @& Q- c. b% n' D& I: V/ k
面青青。
* E+ G8 D% M/ nYou see road carefully
) B3 v  D* I8 `( ?" r你小心睇路
9 p- b4 c) [" I4 J# X7 C1 t* q0 _  G) VYou go to street carefully
8 s& C" Q. K) t* Y2 q* Q2 c7 q  p$ }- f你出街小心D。 ' A; B5 u  V/ g6 u# e4 _
Do the world
6 [8 m+ @* z5 D4 j! C# \做世界 。
% u1 U1 H* K4 q' @8 x6 ^Big tea rice
8 _$ q; B) s% z- B大茶饭 。 ' a" T5 B: Z5 X
American chinese not enough. 5 o0 d6 ]" y; x- Z
美中不足。
$ P& b2 r4 O  n0 dKing eight egg. 0 G5 d! Y; R7 {! b9 g, F/ N
王八蛋 3 `" D3 L: O% T4 ]
High hand.
+ P7 Y. |2 l8 W3 t# Z: C' `. R高手 , P4 e3 u( y) j0 v1 g
; e8 B+ g0 a2 l0 R/ q, c9 c
Old dot.
+ A$ e2 C! W  ]! s- M5 y  h老点
6 n& K, J# p* y. [, D& ^! @" s. rOne old water
; D7 s! T- |1 I" U一旧水
8 M8 B# ?  ^( R# }* @& n% q) n+ WI know your mouse.
' B8 q- D) N# Q5 ]' `我识你老鼠！
7 ^6 l) A2 \/ @4 @Measure water/Pound water.
" h$ e: |# x" _6 m% z( |8 ]磅水 * g2 }3 `' e( {9 m) n- Q
A dragon service.
7 X+ x- h( _% q! Y" U  u一条龙服务
' I& }% a5 J. a) b# J# @Pump water. $ k6 g- n! d' S0 ~) h
****
! E# |2 ?) p' ^  H" ~( r7 q# yI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 u! [; _" [* F6 ~
我吹鸡打你班友。 * [( J, e( s% i* l2 G6 m9 h
You jump building. ( _2 \1 `. |- u2 t+ m4 Z
你跳楼啦。
" n4 Y& s" C$ [: I6 y6 G$ OYou come back home and eat banana , x" g) K1 A. I4 a. y" D
你返屋企食蕉啦
' w, a9 C. U( [3 jI give you a hair.
  L, \$ P% i1 r  q1 r( o我俾条毛你ar! 1 l4 N  J+ V% y( N

2 l( P1 d( @+ C4 M# L4 vCollect skin
% Q' d4 s- E- d收皮 & X: d5 D1 I# _+ M3 O5 |  G& R8 w
Collect father 4 {' h1 F+ j+ [" M
收爹
7 c( x1 T4 b& S' a% z+ K# s1 pYou give me collect father.
/ Z) E3 I) @6 l9 A4 \4 G2 B$ _你同我收爹！
4 L! L( V! g! R4 j' ZLaugh die me. & D+ o4 w/ e8 |' C6 l
笑死我。
, i. c+ s3 z! J; H2 H. X, {You give me stop.
  l, S) A+ f2 Q你同我企系度。 # x5 Q9 N7 z" ]% q0 o
Eight woman ( b. U4 Y- R  `  ?
八婆
- W: ?% N: W$ e& D3 g) [( s7 AEight woman,you are good! 0 u( {$ d. F; y: {
八婆，你好o野! 5 B  R- u# U+ x( K
What the spring do you do? 4 D8 B! P; Y7 b4 d* |- Y+ n. v" B& j
你搞乜春啊? : n1 X% t! l; \) ?! v
A dog of eating dung ) l* j( n% V( o9 K
食屎狗
2 Z( J" m0 p; vA ghost of ass
6 ^. h, t. O) T0 o屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....5 S9 W3 U$ R$ H" ~5 Q0 n
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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! m7 S% d3 [: k, n4 Mtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
$ v4 r8 C$ n( i: D2 J* \% k  othis is not hong kong style english....." a& P& l/ @  K  |# `3 P. V* i/ o! t
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....: f- |3 O. B% z, t
i've already ban this shit...
' }4 k# H2 r# [- vdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.