香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
" Y5 X! @5 d6 J: {$ f" e& g甘多人死，唔见你死。
# Q) M' x/ q+ c2 i$ U; L! v6 E2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
4 _7 h$ M% U) N你教我以后点出嚟行?
: N/ R4 L+ Q" u! \3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
3 R" E( u  b8 ~/ N5 @. E1 M如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
3 e* [" S* v5 ~7 n4 "I saw a pork chop"
- @. g0 s5 ~5 _; V我见到件猪扒啊。 % q% ^6 T5 M! a  Z7 a+ P
5 Are you road? 8 n0 V* @  ]% Q  l2 b
你系咪路啊？
) j$ V5 ]  r  b( N9 H% L! c0 u( [6 What the water are you?
4 b+ |: n$ @3 G, g% j. E9 M3 V你系乜水啊？ & S. o; u& d! u: U/ ?
7 Do you big me?
4 C8 ]8 d/ W9 t3 ~) F* f" h9 c# u你大我啊？ ' Q. }9 H/ g  j6 g2 C- [2 T
8 Zebra chops people.
9 \% h! g9 h# e3 V# V# H. A班马劈友。 ! V5 \5 D' N0 L  {  W
9 The king of the cutting girl. 2 \: O' F0 r' X0 G* T+ j
界女王。
9 n& E; I& P# i. g2 X10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  z) r+ Y. R4 }$ p批我个头俾你当凳坐。
3 q3 }$ E# r3 C4 h. m2 B5 H) S11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 {% }# A1 N6 H: H1 E$ i  j7 @你当我无到？ + Z+ k( o- h! C2 h2 k; A
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ! i2 X& I) v* @! Q( _3 p
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
; ]: v/ k6 [6 h" r: Z9 T8 o13 Today I was very black son.
2 ~4 s1 N8 n, l2 S. f; K  O: L今日我好黑仔。
9 X, I1 j3 z# n14 I am wearing grass. - x" Q  C' s7 P7 R
我着紧草。
9 X! a# Z3 K0 ~1 z+ Y: o15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
( X  y! q6 _9 V你未够班同我讲数！
! l, g+ c% R4 ]* ^% g16 Two beat six. + V! D: t) M& v( l* n( ]
二打六 9 W9 S* N% e" m3 i, ^5 b+ {
17 Two five son. $ D  w& {+ l* x( p' j0 b
二五仔 $ G3 A, `0 q! }, C9 ?' G
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 2 M; B+ R9 N. S2 s& f8 \4 j
琴琴青 , K5 F7 f4 M  x4 H: C7 M. X1 o
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
  M6 i8 X/ R# T, c我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ ~. M' s0 H; P, n4 j- S20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# i4 V' j6 {8 \1 V0 T蠢蠢欲動 。
1 D+ m( L, A% o7 [! M21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 # m  S* J2 q, u4 F$ w
人山人海 。   E8 K0 N7 j/ |
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
4 r* T" w$ Z9 a; N你算老幾?
4 U) O8 u2 }, |6 ^# E; E& r, w23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 5 `' z  E# K6 M- s8 Y
你講乜鬼? " c* A8 l: w8 R& e, l! C
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 2 T& H2 `" w; x; j  x
我驚你有牙！ ! V  I$ A  x' ^3 i: I: z7 T2 J) ]* j9 G
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 z& G$ n7 Z. _9 K2 w# N9 i) w  I心花怒放。   
8 K+ \# J( j$ _/ @6 [Fish skin / T5 @7 d# g1 e4 L" m9 b8 {+ c! H
鱼皮 。 " f" i/ R* P4 _& r
Monster of blowing water. 0 @& A0 \# w1 ^. t: E  S* F9 _6 z
吹水怪。
  I' I+ u' G- A( Q2 cFace green green : A) U0 U7 q/ n/ D* S- s# e2 R
面青青。
2 g: M, h! O' _6 ]+ g9 p4 Q" RYou see road carefully
4 a# B1 k0 |, r0 {+ I你小心睇路 ; M. U3 Y$ a) N+ v
You go to street carefully + K( [/ T  F1 Q$ \% J
你出街小心D。 . A3 I$ Z/ n+ X: Y# o( I" o
Do the world
2 n& n1 O8 U" \- J$ T8 g做世界 。 8 r6 E4 W! e, `8 M: s4 T
Big tea rice
, C+ a) e) |- L/ B3 t/ y, I, m大茶饭 。
; d9 i1 C2 Q' E5 `) cAmerican chinese not enough. - H' P4 C+ r" f! h) o6 `0 C
美中不足。
0 q' W& W9 `& ?) ]8 x9 r# VKing eight egg.
9 R4 j1 T# K# B9 W5 J8 d王八蛋 ( C* t+ m8 e  |$ ~! G9 ^$ U  I
High hand.
" K9 O' m% K. s3 s- y高手 * T% c: S3 \, v1 ~/ ~" ~7 k% O( M
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Old dot. % m2 O! ^+ p) |: j4 g0 u  F7 m
老点 7 e3 U3 T  i0 @# u- X' n3 Q
One old water ) w" q& U# d5 U! r4 Q
一旧水 % H6 U: |- {2 |' E! \' Y
I know your mouse. 6 S5 x- @7 h" P! n$ X- d
我识你老鼠！
9 D3 p9 {1 h) j1 l2 ?" FMeasure water/Pound water.
) k& N2 ^. V0 Y1 B0 q- l磅水 0 _* w5 U* r' I! g$ L  y- s
A dragon service.
% O" a: B% k* ^. R一条龙服务
, x5 Q6 Q# ~0 bPump water. 4 h+ T& }' X3 f
****
; w% k! D! x  Q! }; ~7 \0 I' cI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & y3 i9 I/ k3 M$ l" w0 r5 b* F3 k3 [, v
我吹鸡打你班友。
/ v$ b( y. _' e+ I  _You jump building.
% c0 d2 T' T; p你跳楼啦。 * B3 u+ a  l  W( ^
You come back home and eat banana % A  q; y7 J! M& n
你返屋企食蕉啦 8 O* m" v9 Y% }7 \% L# H6 H; c
I give you a hair. $ s; B# l* L6 Z* a- m
我俾条毛你ar! 5 E8 a: {$ r& C' I! F: ?4 Z& a
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Collect skin
) \- c( h$ i, L& y收皮
6 G8 q" _2 c. R/ N) JCollect father ; w0 [. K2 K3 R6 O
收爹 / V$ ^: w9 S, u' i+ g' j1 @
You give me collect father. 6 J  J6 b3 c0 r( e% l; {3 g8 h
你同我收爹！
" b9 U7 y) d) A- Q8 V( MLaugh die me. 5 X4 B) Y0 y0 p- H  N  Q
笑死我。 ) C- ?0 G& C% \$ k; Z) `1 @
You give me stop.
% o( ~) R7 j% H8 b你同我企系度。 # U1 I+ i. Z% y9 C/ e! j( z
Eight woman * E/ z! `: Q* t, I' X% e
八婆 $ o, }) p8 f+ l7 V! p( u
Eight woman,you are good! 2 h  w5 g7 R0 y# u3 J/ q
八婆，你好o野!
. n* h/ l2 _9 q# f* S( JWhat the spring do you do? ; Z( S  G; l3 Z3 e
你搞乜春啊?
. O4 K5 n2 F/ N6 N+ W( X% gA dog of eating dung - d+ y! v, z# _2 H+ C: `  s, H
食屎狗   `- [  L  T( M6 F# E$ F
A ghost of ass
# O) {  R& F2 _屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
. f- o) t* ^& b* y% ?都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

5 b, z9 x' p# r. c3 E0 u  i% `1 H0 x; I
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 s# K$ [0 {" cthis is not hong kong style english.....9 P6 c( C, o& s8 {& }' j
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....9 _+ s6 i( X4 x. }7 t& M; I
i've already ban this shit...$ w3 }+ K" q1 Q3 p$ ~
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.