香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 8 m2 E( [( Q" {" {
甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 {: I$ N1 ?# r8 H2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
  {" g/ z: Z9 F) j; b$ L" V你教我以后点出嚟行?
4 U7 X6 `7 r1 O, A& x5 K; }& u- ~! A3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
) s# x; X9 l4 m+ Z0 y9 r" ?如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 R) A1 e& _3 \) |) R0 O; h4 "I saw a pork chop"
6 }3 A9 i6 d8 ^+ {! v2 b我见到件猪扒啊。
/ E+ k  E! ?6 ]- L5 ]. T' L/ n; C5 Are you road? 3 v* d2 Q" r2 A% G+ s
你系咪路啊？
: c/ t5 z- C) e+ V& m4 Q6 What the water are you? ; \* z/ P; [$ B* l  n* P! |" I
你系乜水啊？
  _2 ]; J! d! M" D7 Do you big me?
0 z: c# Z2 S5 }$ D& B你大我啊？ ! L% G( Q% ~$ Z0 u
8 Zebra chops people.
' @. d# l! j3 c, n- W0 n1 x$ I班马劈友。
# I+ Q3 s! ?1 h& o9 The king of the cutting girl. * \: C) o4 n! m6 ]/ J5 v
界女王。 . }3 U2 N; e2 U$ @6 v: I# \
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ `6 [5 g) |1 l: v批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + `0 {+ {0 q6 j/ T& J4 `+ \
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
3 R4 l/ c# S3 T你当我无到？
& N9 D, d% Y. ~$ d0 Y8 Y. D12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. + Z% t1 s/ I+ }) [' f. K
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ # V! G9 C+ U' |4 Q. a
13 Today I was very black son.
. @1 i. F, D# }$ ^/ k3 S# K今日我好黑仔。
) h2 c& h3 n5 p; K# K14 I am wearing grass.
, j: r. V8 I# `我着紧草。 & ~. ^0 Q! R& M
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! . `6 A( a3 b; @( O, K
你未够班同我讲数！ - k  u4 A* u( a+ r, a
16 Two beat six.
: ?& T5 i: i4 c! o8 Y, r二打六 3 @# t* @# v& f1 N2 `# S
17 Two five son. . W5 T; e7 B1 Z' o
二五仔
( S+ Q* }( Y6 P' s18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
+ g4 N( A( c: M2 g, |琴琴青 4 ^" M$ A6 C4 Z2 r) w
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　   B, R* ^) Z- o& Q; V
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( t; @5 y/ ]  J$ e' H' t0 M
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　   E8 c) p, L& |4 z' k& Y
蠢蠢欲動 。 ) }' ?% a3 N' o( h8 x, G* @: S
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
# Q9 a! D( U5 ~. x5 K" I. c人山人海 。 : b8 G' Z5 ?' Z$ {: H- ?- {+ J
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
& K9 q. w; v+ O, b3 G3 ^7 R' p你算老幾?
7 A; q0 s5 E$ A6 h+ u/ [) ~23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
: G* Q- n" J+ \8 V* N* g你講乜鬼? 3 k) `! W6 O3 o: a, Z9 S' z
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
$ ?- e# e2 e1 Y0 x* a6 h我驚你有牙！
) {  C( R. i$ Q% a1 ]25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 , \) b0 R, f' \1 v/ |& N9 L2 |
心花怒放。   " P7 I( `8 H" U1 f" V
Fish skin . T( }  s1 s, H5 g% J
鱼皮 。 # g; e$ A# N  ^) F: ^8 m
Monster of blowing water.
+ L' d+ e# k3 V/ Y0 o8 ]0 k吹水怪。 3 Q, q3 {$ B+ @, v+ g( {
Face green green % u- Z- a3 ^1 B) O& Y) u! R! _
面青青。
8 W1 T$ X3 U7 E! H9 r  A' M8 UYou see road carefully
7 R) x( G" u% l3 r. x+ t你小心睇路 / L- @- h5 Y- V8 Y$ v
You go to street carefully
0 ]6 r+ e" v$ n% g" p0 w& m你出街小心D。 ' @3 H$ R/ u: a4 y! C: `* t
Do the world
, |$ t! m" d8 ?9 z8 ^) t- T做世界 。 & ^# f1 n2 [: S* f" P, q
Big tea rice
8 t0 Q- |7 N1 p+ F7 o" O大茶饭 。 : r5 Y# A/ M4 m5 S/ w) ?
American chinese not enough.
' p0 ]2 y$ B: o, q7 m美中不足。
! N+ K' V/ L# x+ V7 k0 Y1 q7 H/ eKing eight egg.
+ t3 \% S: a. g& ~. l1 ~0 ?王八蛋 ) W0 X3 K% P/ c' T/ R8 d
High hand.   F( o! W( A$ c' f
高手
7 B6 c( c* \2 v* q+ D. r& V# r9 E
; K3 `2 B+ F% a, l0 H9 P5 @! g' AOld dot. 7 r- E( F" K/ K5 n7 ^
老点 + ?  v$ V- L( D1 _/ R) d# u5 \
One old water
8 W, h) ^' D+ w一旧水
$ x' X6 F) h& Q8 ^' v& R# xI know your mouse.
! w% }% {( G6 N+ ?. A4 P我识你老鼠！ ' j0 ^! D5 V1 K! d
Measure water/Pound water. $ d  z" W5 r5 A( b- {- j+ @: n
磅水 0 S) V* V. d: }. b& C1 P
A dragon service.
5 A  I+ g4 u; R# U' l5 s一条龙服务 : ^: p' z. P' ?" Q; ~6 v  A) @$ ^
Pump water.
! ?! v* L" C2 d' i; Z$ ?/ {****
( `- y' C5 l6 }1 O: I1 Z' HI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & ?" w4 b8 l: I: p% J- W
我吹鸡打你班友。 ! U$ U; g6 Z# |) \- P% W% ~# d
You jump building.
! ]$ ?0 z+ V- h* y% @0 d你跳楼啦。
  w* d; l8 K5 n; \7 p) sYou come back home and eat banana
8 s; U4 D5 j9 [( M5 t你返屋企食蕉啦 . _1 P. o8 d/ P, ?& N* f
I give you a hair. # i/ ?; Y3 y) _8 G8 F' Y' ~- H/ H
我俾条毛你ar! + q( ]8 a0 I  Q+ O! u: W

6 f9 @+ ^* x  ?; f7 i5 wCollect skin 5 y) f% _1 v$ i1 w8 _
收皮 & E; l; U% x8 Z$ E
Collect father 1 m4 y1 E8 K6 d1 u* z% N
收爹 9 \( X2 p- J# ~5 O( {  z, ^& f! J
You give me collect father. 0 ?5 m! O/ A: _
你同我收爹！ $ y! g" n2 R9 c
Laugh die me. ' z; _. ~( ?8 |' Q3 ~2 a* v4 V
笑死我。
: t$ s; N% x7 a6 Y5 z. S( {) D* ZYou give me stop.
9 w, ?+ n8 ~. y+ h; M4 c8 W; n你同我企系度。 - _! F2 o+ J3 \
Eight woman
3 {: L% w+ y) W5 b& M八婆
2 d: Q$ z' P) ]Eight woman,you are good! + f% ?) g6 \0 e" m
八婆，你好o野!
$ w. W- |/ [8 U) Y7 `+ B( MWhat the spring do you do?   ^* C6 X; D0 c1 y
你搞乜春啊? ' o7 |- x" i3 s( \' @7 b1 s
A dog of eating dung
7 |% @* ^0 X8 K# y7 s食屎狗
, a7 V1 ^6 {$ ]" z5 IA ghost of ass
/ o( x! h, }6 s% @  u' e) F" D屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
4 ^: \# o6 O3 ~都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

0 q5 m) d% R1 O* }! A0 L

7 f/ p! o: N& i: g2 mtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......' q6 h( F* I3 q0 z3 k: r/ h0 h
this is not hong kong style english.....
- v* d  ?( H2 @this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
$ G5 ^7 M: K. z) wi've already ban this shit...
% D- V% [1 j+ {1 Cdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.