香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
; l4 L/ W+ k# O  u" g: p$ H. ~甘多人死，唔见你死。 1 q' s# _9 n! ]4 X/ q% q& i
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 6 ?& ^- I0 c1 M7 B- W. E" O
你教我以后点出嚟行? - B6 R" B8 P  \3 r
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 L, m+ d3 p0 c5 S
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 M* m: |: J# b6 ]0 A" z2 p4 "I saw a pork chop"
& f( `- P6 K; k5 n7 Z我见到件猪扒啊。
; X3 ]/ w! H/ d0 m# m( E) ~5 Are you road? 9 s+ f$ y4 w$ Y  r  V) D/ y
你系咪路啊？ 1 G9 A: ?% O. [$ `9 [3 x) j
6 What the water are you? 0 A3 l- S& V4 q* _+ v
你系乜水啊？
- G6 H, X1 [3 w2 X7 Do you big me?
. Q  B" {* y* K/ E/ l* }$ }你大我啊？ $ i0 `/ {  f; @% M2 U
8 Zebra chops people.
  O  u) b, q: B; z  J+ N% b班马劈友。
6 c3 p& O! Z! U8 |" v9 r9 The king of the cutting girl. ; M' r* D" f6 c" [
界女王。
# h3 P6 U: v, \  G1 P; @8 T, y* `10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' U( g8 l  E1 ^- _6 L* K" ?
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 ]' Q8 `$ X& i* N" J0 g
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 k# E/ A2 l; @' k你当我无到？ 0 i2 A# ]* C& s4 i; Z! v
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
8 M& v6 z- p  N; j你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
# X- _& L# J/ q. F13 Today I was very black son.
% n0 K9 d7 a5 b+ p今日我好黑仔。 0 @! V5 P$ F- L& h: n( ~2 A
14 I am wearing grass. 5 P$ g% `4 C) M% m1 x+ W
我着紧草。
/ e6 B0 M, e* u1 a. T; ~2 R15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
3 s% p+ p5 `# ^% r你未够班同我讲数！
: Z7 u% G% q$ a. A' U3 Q: X( x9 |16 Two beat six. * Z6 V% `/ g$ s$ U
二打六 ! c: x  H3 {, b  L! S! t9 b* j
17 Two five son.
2 t) r% x- b& k2 v( d二五仔
; c; ?$ _* J' |9 D$ @8 ^6 k18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& u: Q) p, [  W1 `9 m8 h$ S琴琴青
5 W  x8 K; z! z* X8 D3 r; P0 t! G19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
  H) U4 ~$ h% N) g我俾D顏色你睇睇！ # j# |8 J# I( W$ w. ?
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * B6 q. x4 L, q" q
蠢蠢欲動 。 3 {1 e: M, t% d
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
3 V! F* U# E4 p3 q. O人山人海 。
, I+ t' v" J1 V. j3 c! D4 _; T22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 S4 m# O( C! d; v, U" C6 s+ Z  a你算老幾?
& x6 o2 \8 u/ f* Z& a& K2 G23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 % o. D3 J: z4 A# \5 g9 u
你講乜鬼?
- a5 M; K# Y5 ]4 P6 B24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
" b, n. o! {* P/ b( Z我驚你有牙！ ( I4 E; |/ {5 {7 f/ ~" O+ \( y5 @. E
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* X7 C* T& ?& G$ ~3 ~心花怒放。   - Z# [6 Z) U/ J* _! e( y* G8 V
Fish skin 9 I1 \0 P4 p: H6 C
鱼皮 。 0 [+ @; S  a7 F  O$ l! ?
Monster of blowing water.
, j, }, C8 x( q  m吹水怪。
: u- G$ u) S  WFace green green
" L( u; e. E7 N5 Q  Y3 Z面青青。 : u- F; l' W, O# Q! A
You see road carefully
6 v; }  }4 T# l你小心睇路   c/ X6 K2 x1 G% |# a% q& o
You go to street carefully ! a' \$ ]. E2 X, x
你出街小心D。 ' W- o1 @# i! v% T
Do the world
& Q% t! O0 i" s% x; z6 U! v做世界 。 ! \/ ?" E: U: J6 i1 m
Big tea rice
; Y' y/ k1 \, ]% Z2 g% H: @+ ]大茶饭 。
  r* R0 N9 v. kAmerican chinese not enough. ! S; o- P0 }% K. i  |" t9 G
美中不足。 + U( O7 W( H; e% e* v# }6 K$ }
King eight egg. & X% D& Z; U4 a0 d6 R
王八蛋 , k4 W2 _. \! w
High hand.
3 Z( c! y  Z9 d1 j7 Y* s高手
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Old dot.
" B' f" B+ \) @  _' p; b老点 8 ]# y6 U% B6 l) v/ C( C* M
One old water
, f& O+ G+ q9 T* N4 |$ P# `" D一旧水 3 c. s' }! J% a
I know your mouse. $ t0 `9 h- {& a: J0 x
我识你老鼠！ 0 j% _, V. G  o6 n" r& N( I
Measure water/Pound water. . S  r5 v2 ?1 G8 N4 N
磅水
9 c" x# Q: o# W2 lA dragon service.
- f# f' M" Z3 R9 ~5 d一条龙服务 $ \1 u; G$ r5 _1 F, x" n
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- ?% P5 C9 n) r4 A, a* u我吹鸡打你班友。
% d8 p) o4 r9 n4 aYou jump building.
/ g+ Z/ [8 m9 K8 H4 |你跳楼啦。 0 [$ h: @$ N" D6 h( G" U
You come back home and eat banana
- B6 {% t8 C. ^( K% D/ K你返屋企食蕉啦 " Y5 a9 |. w) ^# O# j
I give you a hair.
8 ^4 C- Z3 C1 m) {5 Y我俾条毛你ar!
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3 U$ N4 `, R/ h/ w; E" D7 ~% MCollect skin 4 I4 ~8 G6 V4 r
收皮
$ i1 F4 l" ]& J* cCollect father ( H! A) Q( G5 k7 e( ^9 l6 j( E
收爹 . @- B0 {8 f' d& K
You give me collect father.
7 _/ F4 ~$ f+ B你同我收爹！
4 y% f" ~( W: B' YLaugh die me. ; @! p+ e6 m& }8 a$ U& P
笑死我。 3 T( Q4 L% p" P; ~  \5 b
You give me stop. * z. m: m. h6 N! e. n
你同我企系度。 8 G2 K! l8 R1 Z  T$ H9 Z; Y
Eight woman
, Y: `4 ]- z, {2 N/ v八婆 " W1 M- @5 Y: l9 @/ ]
Eight woman,you are good!
! U1 D- `, [- E+ P7 k八婆，你好o野!   ~4 v: L, ~9 _8 d  K9 E- |
What the spring do you do? ) I) Y4 J9 ^7 x
你搞乜春啊?
0 O1 [+ p1 ^/ a, d$ o# g* D- P7 iA dog of eating dung 3 {" D) S% D# V3 [4 ~
食屎狗 ( S+ {+ j  o$ }
A ghost of ass
$ \4 F2 M" X; J. C屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
4 I5 O! `  N) N0 @都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
1 |% |9 E8 [! r0 B; E1 b" \this is not hong kong style english.....# C/ }' H) a" w; x
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... Q- P* d  p2 ~* w
i've already ban this shit...' K# m) X) ~- v) h7 H/ ?4 J
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.