香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
/ V2 k" S( u1 r2 b9 @, `+ `4 N甘多人死，唔见你死。 8 G  I% `* r. i& c
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
6 K3 {' F6 S4 x你教我以后点出嚟行? ' D* [3 l2 y. l* E
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. . [8 J2 o5 m8 e2 D  m
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! Q( m5 b, B9 r# M: O) U  K" J
4 "I saw a pork chop" $ J/ a' }3 t) {) K" r' m
我见到件猪扒啊。 ! `* {4 V& t! h: F
5 Are you road?
" P  A6 C6 I2 ~+ u2 O! J+ m4 R你系咪路啊？ $ _3 {8 I: ^( x% B# q3 ?& N
6 What the water are you?   j) f' x2 _% R
你系乜水啊？
% ~4 c* K0 K1 d) b7 Do you big me? # n# @' R5 Q' L8 ?% T
你大我啊？
+ A" ^" t, W: z$ T" m6 R% j( I8 Zebra chops people.
1 b; u" ?& K, K! r* x7 \* }班马劈友。
2 X" t' [) ~; T9 The king of the cutting girl. ) A0 B7 r& I: q$ X; M& k9 e- q% v4 j
界女王。 3 Q" s1 F& R  Y  j  X* w1 k! W
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
1 b% l4 U8 {; O' B; o6 z5 n批我个头俾你当凳坐。 . G6 |2 X7 s3 v! r9 a/ C6 L
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? $ M. c2 {& b$ v8 k! N8 `1 Z
你当我无到？
- |. ?; J" [& n0 F12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : y) w' ]# S9 k$ L5 m4 ^
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! c. f0 G8 @: O
13 Today I was very black son. 4 G5 F( t* T4 O* a% m) M
今日我好黑仔。
- \% z; M- c; _/ }, J# E14 I am wearing grass.   Y( F5 ]+ x1 i
我着紧草。   P8 m- s2 r1 r
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! c0 L; A. Y3 y' d( L你未够班同我讲数！
: D1 }8 w4 Q% C' D4 |16 Two beat six.
, f9 ^& @7 a: J8 Y1 ]二打六 + T+ A  C& h( @
17 Two five son. % \9 Q) e% F) a/ x
二五仔
4 |; }! s- x) i; r0 X9 o8 F18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
, E$ i/ |* g! y  b0 I琴琴青 0 _8 }' q! o9 N6 i# _8 R' E0 g
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ) m5 c+ k) i$ |; A8 u' ]
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 S, P8 q: _4 c( x0 o& r* Q20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 # ~5 o% U( O$ i4 C
蠢蠢欲動 。
. d6 o3 [  d/ S, ?21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 6 h" r9 e# ]4 s  C" ?
人山人海 。 6 \8 ^* G' K% E) C9 y# }
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
9 S; }( f1 I% F3 Y0 o你算老幾?
% r( \# U7 o4 B4 o+ Z7 ^' @23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 2 E4 D) G6 y& ]/ C" I, G, n; ]
你講乜鬼? ' E( O4 H! w8 r' b
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 0 v% i3 d" ]* @9 X% d! b
我驚你有牙！ 6 O7 F" t" y+ [7 E3 L
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 H1 d' O4 X& p心花怒放。   - G; v6 A. f+ U
Fish skin 8 g+ W6 g/ O* e
鱼皮 。 7 W1 D% w) S2 v4 |7 I, [# y
Monster of blowing water.
5 g3 r& M3 V" H1 F4 G( O吹水怪。
0 N6 ]) m9 w; c9 u9 y# w' U% X, zFace green green 3 [) S, W3 k: N$ F
面青青。
' B) {: y3 E  a4 eYou see road carefully
% f+ N+ a; o4 h5 d你小心睇路 1 ~8 [* s, S- x3 \' \" N/ c
You go to street carefully   o, C* v6 K4 [, M% q/ b, k
你出街小心D。 4 y4 [% O7 C2 x$ {% g8 u. l- z* k
Do the world 4 E! m9 \5 Q# B; ~6 ]) Z: @
做世界 。 6 G1 C/ _& w( c7 o2 P9 n
Big tea rice
. F/ Y$ c$ @  F- s3 l大茶饭 。 , g. I3 n1 I* J; ^9 q! j
American chinese not enough. " p0 {( ]) E: b& W: e) T5 N' s
美中不足。 : E0 _  M' Z/ r9 w7 u
King eight egg. 3 [  Z6 }' A; x
王八蛋 " u  N0 |+ v! l' p
High hand.
+ {+ _% k, A8 x8 r3 e高手 7 Y6 q( I+ N/ O: P  }

/ ?3 O' b& A8 e" pOld dot.
4 B4 i" [/ b# j% T# N; j2 n老点 1 j6 ]  c* B1 P
One old water
9 k. K- s7 x  Q* W, Y* K一旧水 4 _( n. f. n' e5 n7 R
I know your mouse.
5 l- C/ T4 p* r. [我识你老鼠！ ( G; _' {, V. e" ]! d
Measure water/Pound water.
. F# Q8 }2 y# z  d1 Q+ H, z5 M磅水 * \% V# j4 M2 Z, a" l7 C" \8 M) l7 ^
A dragon service.
" z) v# P" }; H% K" D一条龙服务
7 g, S6 \/ l: C& v+ j. l5 BPump water. + L8 x3 \/ }: v; @) V% c: a) `. L
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! b" j! x9 a/ I我吹鸡打你班友。
1 Z3 _# O4 i) b7 J: a# LYou jump building.
0 m- p3 o! E- d" X0 h你跳楼啦。
3 y8 @$ g, V! @You come back home and eat banana ; }* E% q3 Y9 w/ t1 E) Y
你返屋企食蕉啦 1 ?- B5 V# g- l$ d7 c& Y* L7 u
I give you a hair.
0 V$ w3 }9 [. m" B# W( [4 d我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
! g& I: ~5 q  t4 X收皮 1 z9 x$ v) K! C* a
Collect father
' X# ~; o; Z. E. w/ [收爹
, `: u# m( t7 n3 |6 qYou give me collect father.
# c, e% n( k2 S/ o: `  Q你同我收爹！ 4 ?; s) b6 r' ?! T. d+ m7 D
Laugh die me.
* g8 J& I# E$ Y6 e- N笑死我。 % w& Q4 a& D  B
You give me stop. " }. ^* o* g5 P3 _
你同我企系度。 % o: U% t2 v& e" t. X- s) h5 Y
Eight woman
7 g, t/ I7 V9 L' Q9 M) p八婆 6 k1 r: Z8 k: h2 B& B
Eight woman,you are good!
: @: V8 i7 e) R7 a/ M八婆，你好o野! 3 V% y- }5 \2 E% [6 _+ Z7 P
What the spring do you do?
, P$ a1 W* y" D/ W3 l5 `, Q0 C你搞乜春啊?
/ ^, o# c0 m: y% f( i$ g. P0 lA dog of eating dung 1 ^; ]" O! q/ @5 P
食屎狗 / @5 f( p$ ^( X( \- U% s
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....$ c9 x+ B- D# i/ [; G
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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" x8 c  v$ C4 c# ltotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
8 B( d4 ?$ b9 u0 kthis is not hong kong style english.....
8 B5 g8 V8 Z$ bthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....) ?& y% d2 B% G% x) d% y8 o
i've already ban this shit...% o8 k% F; |0 c# |3 Y
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.