香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ E, ~$ k% r6 o* K
甘多人死，唔见你死。
$ ?& |0 ~+ d4 p' Y, U6 f2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ a. @! F! \! s
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 P6 N+ F7 @2 B# ]9 d
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, T1 o! a' @/ v5 c6 U2 R& L如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
& T4 o9 c/ D7 z. {/ U4 "I saw a pork chop"
( s! r6 T0 o5 L! k: S0 r. G我见到件猪扒啊。 ( b0 h2 O! w$ T5 r
5 Are you road?
( @3 E6 ~# L! X你系咪路啊？ 5 K2 {3 x* F& `; P
6 What the water are you?
& e8 J5 W/ l( @2 Z  P2 W你系乜水啊？ - \* j) B+ H% [( v9 j& Z
7 Do you big me? 6 j' ~) _+ b9 }+ W* G8 R
你大我啊？   y, O! C. |; ~0 F7 h
8 Zebra chops people. 6 l0 f; ~4 Z) P, c: ?
班马劈友。 ! y( F6 q- r% g1 X, v! C
9 The king of the cutting girl. & d* l$ K, D4 |# R$ _$ }# K- L
界女王。 ) i! e' r* q, j! k3 E
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
" ^; p; _0 c* T" w" `5 [! p, a批我个头俾你当凳坐。
+ D& k% N  g9 x$ `11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
' y* ]% ?  T" V' g4 S你当我无到？ / @  L; t  C3 V+ f+ f& W
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
/ x3 |9 P/ e& u* Q8 H你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
( g8 {& @" \2 i5 K2 G13 Today I was very black son. 3 Z7 V: T0 T  z  {$ U+ [4 J
今日我好黑仔。
# |/ Y( B# p, b( U/ H14 I am wearing grass.
( T  q6 [4 C# c' z& a+ `我着紧草。
9 z! T  g9 `/ Z8 d15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( M! d" F7 o% j; E/ p* k' x
你未够班同我讲数！
# n. b  D' p4 c16 Two beat six. & c  j" l1 L' E% k7 u  {
二打六
7 X$ q7 A' U2 B17 Two five son.
3 m2 m. h4 x% {7 D) e8 B% |) {  s二五仔 $ E( C1 u+ U" K  |! N0 }6 y% M
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
2 w, o( z* D% H; \. m  S琴琴青 6 q# t4 |* P8 d) B' ^
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 6 p5 k3 O5 r/ u8 y, d
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ e& u" Y  L8 _; Q20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + W; P) x6 s1 N. N- R
蠢蠢欲動 。
+ g7 X# N: J5 g4 [' v0 j3 e6 [21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ) c% z, H; u4 `) C- o  V! Z! H
人山人海 。 & R: U; h: {, [( x  _3 {) v4 Q2 i
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
. B  A4 W: d) F$ f你算老幾? ' `6 l5 z5 o7 V+ ?% r/ O2 z( F/ z
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' ^6 b2 ?& }* `- ^/ U你講乜鬼?
; F( A3 g& G: K8 \! X24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
& q4 C( c9 R9 g+ M# p我驚你有牙！ ! l7 o5 e7 _/ T* ~: b6 g( l
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% I) A/ {" r) ]' l% `心花怒放。   
3 ?( }. I/ u6 N8 y7 ]Fish skin 1 W# s9 e) p' I: L
鱼皮 。 5 f5 |. b' G+ Y9 v7 @- S
Monster of blowing water.
, {; x: s- B! V7 s2 a吹水怪。
% W9 {" [# Q/ ]5 r- q" `, ^# F! UFace green green
3 k& J) P3 y6 o( O面青青。 ' f1 z) Z- w9 {- o  h6 `
You see road carefully
* D# q, K9 r3 Y1 j3 T$ e你小心睇路
. {9 f5 S2 i+ C- O4 L: e$ P* EYou go to street carefully 1 N8 l) ^# G- X6 G2 T; j1 A
你出街小心D。
4 M+ T1 M8 S' C0 H) S' D7 V7 [9 N5 {Do the world
; W/ A  A, _2 F! S: Q& D2 X做世界 。 + p9 J/ O4 b! k( n& h
Big tea rice : U, N3 Z3 F, T  q4 z5 l
大茶饭 。
" R) c. N+ E$ r8 F  TAmerican chinese not enough.
9 U6 b+ o; w' _/ X  \2 j美中不足。 ! u* x. U2 A5 V0 W6 D0 l0 ~, h* k
King eight egg.
3 R4 R. k' F1 I& w# F王八蛋
0 x. p, K+ `& _( H7 YHigh hand.
  }0 V1 K8 D+ o# d# @. I高手
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Old dot.
" }9 L3 T' k. x9 _) T3 N3 h3 b老点
8 N, d/ o; I$ z, o# v, v+ K  KOne old water
8 E& y, e4 J* g8 Z- b/ X& k. a一旧水
! v/ x& z* A, OI know your mouse. 9 ~4 e5 l) Y# L/ a
我识你老鼠！
& h' \- h3 J/ ]* V/ d' FMeasure water/Pound water.
/ w% {( F4 b9 V. J0 _$ P磅水 " V) F$ y7 b, \$ q$ y
A dragon service. % v5 r" y+ o. N5 b3 D( ~( H+ R4 G
一条龙服务
6 }4 z* `% t6 d* yPump water. ) ^6 Z# X; i% D$ `3 i( ~$ T
**** , ?# |8 T: L2 m# n$ [- X' r
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 [5 U3 M  v  G2 f0 k5 j. h我吹鸡打你班友。
& O4 L( x( W+ \# k( TYou jump building. + Q$ {( |0 x) Z  V( V
你跳楼啦。 6 }: E) P# v( A3 p
You come back home and eat banana 6 z  Y- P7 y: o/ y6 z4 L
你返屋企食蕉啦 4 r8 R/ f9 {. R) K0 R6 V
I give you a hair. . U+ k+ R9 d" P7 l, x
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
/ p( K2 l* D7 v8 _& q) S4 c' z& a/ h收皮
9 f- L, M0 f; C3 B$ x# ]6 xCollect father
4 J" D  _& x: f/ c收爹 3 q- ~( c& P+ B" Q  S0 p
You give me collect father.
* |6 y0 Z! [; U0 V4 N5 J. `' h你同我收爹！
3 U3 Z' T6 j7 f! @' r! ^5 ALaugh die me.
+ H/ b* `/ ]2 _. {" N$ p笑死我。
. S1 |% L* v8 J. l* G$ LYou give me stop. 6 t# w* |) x" X0 v; D1 U! C
你同我企系度。
# z. c+ Y6 ^/ m$ CEight woman , i9 @- Y  D( a: O2 r% @9 I
八婆
# Q8 M/ B- J3 `! d# v, ?2 n; nEight woman,you are good! 2 I( C9 [$ N5 I
八婆，你好o野!
9 V4 w( Y# q# X3 f9 X; W4 ~( e  n" SWhat the spring do you do? & B* @' t& w3 E3 G1 }, s
你搞乜春啊? 7 z4 [  I; U4 l) @9 I8 `
A dog of eating dung & U8 \1 d- z8 M$ U; u
食屎狗
4 \) ]1 t3 @4 K" Q9 d( @% TA ghost of ass
% N/ }+ W3 J9 C# Z9 ^$ {屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....3 L. }2 E8 _" A. h) q
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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8 m8 I; x/ M. F" o" B% m
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......; r. k# b. U, W4 ?5 ~
this is not hong kong style english.....6 H5 O! |5 _5 ^: {
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
+ n  A! o: [6 d) n( A; qi've already ban this shit...
6 {. K0 g* R& vdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.