香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 _: k$ b( }+ N! C$ E
甘多人死，唔见你死。
: C9 Z5 a; S" h7 R( A4 Z& W2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ t, I& W2 M8 t# z6 q3 q0 j' f你教我以后点出嚟行? 9 f" Z# `( a- ]  ^, v! j" v% f( @( j
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 y6 Y  h1 |9 S7 F; P
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 2 a, V; I! L& y$ Q
4 "I saw a pork chop"
! T; u  y8 S2 p  u/ ?0 \我见到件猪扒啊。 4 U4 B8 }8 `0 v' p2 d
5 Are you road? + y$ w% g; {' Z+ W, Q9 I$ d
你系咪路啊？ 3 d* Q" w7 F& G/ ?( a
6 What the water are you? # h4 y/ m, r% M2 y2 M
你系乜水啊？
. f: s( G+ D. B0 o% i* b. }7 Do you big me? , m7 P. n# X- @& d/ W1 V
你大我啊？
( V+ Q' t+ ^' H3 k# P" I9 R. L8 Zebra chops people.
: n, L) S' D0 M1 p5 l4 e3 p班马劈友。
+ U# c4 l4 ^7 }" D9 The king of the cutting girl. ) @- o5 @2 S& i7 L
界女王。
! f1 R9 Q* |5 x7 j; H& ^10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
' t% _- P4 |" h( e- X4 j批我个头俾你当凳坐。
0 `" x+ N& |( f0 {" |11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
+ r4 s1 K; o& V8 d你当我无到？ # O9 O) F4 N' Y) U- |
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ; k/ c; ?! b% G
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
5 y# Y. Y7 M8 V+ g# |: s13 Today I was very black son.
3 V/ y( C* O0 w! U% j今日我好黑仔。
# R  R: c4 c' R- ]% N4 r4 f14 I am wearing grass.
0 g, B2 \! i  q( p我着紧草。
1 U$ _8 b8 N: [" X* w$ u" x15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
& O' ?" S) `+ P: W- h! V0 r你未够班同我讲数！ 0 M1 S( k- e( A% R% J  ]; Z- I
16 Two beat six. . ~& Y2 X$ `9 E) N( o* f  j
二打六
4 ]2 O% w' Z0 q17 Two five son.
9 |# @+ t8 X" }二五仔
' q/ K' ?6 O) ^- m18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 3 U* y, p0 u8 x; |* Z
琴琴青
  |$ }$ \' r( w19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 , p1 o% I+ L+ Z( @- V$ p& ]
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) M0 \6 L! a2 J  h9 {; ^5 ^
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' ^1 I% i/ Y1 M3 t9 Q& }
蠢蠢欲動 。
# ~1 b, @& a: U/ W21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
( h% k7 e' ~: g4 y- Q人山人海 。
2 D, u7 U" ~5 ]( W22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
( B  t8 q& q- v7 }, E9 d% f: m6 j你算老幾?
! m( V' z/ X; q* g23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 T: x1 N& D+ t/ B$ f6 T0 c% }
你講乜鬼?
+ c( _1 x8 ]: U' P; s6 e, Z" I24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 3 h. I9 S0 c2 I5 }3 o
我驚你有牙！ # J: f% K8 q: h' e* _
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 % R& k) u0 P5 J8 O
心花怒放。   
/ D/ o* w& Y. XFish skin 3 U: o& [; f* v$ B) w" [1 ?
鱼皮 。 # D) u) m: l7 e9 M# ^' ^( l  _
Monster of blowing water.
1 N2 ^; H( r9 ?( l: ^" V吹水怪。 : x5 f' D. @- V6 j) ~
Face green green $ X8 u/ O: j) A) s2 e" I' @. j
面青青。
" H+ V* B2 x) P+ T+ p  V1 o$ QYou see road carefully ( ?3 \/ a- }" l( k2 z0 ?5 z+ [
你小心睇路 ' }. m6 p; [( B+ f/ W2 l: y4 M
You go to street carefully 2 v7 ?% x. T6 }( e' N( u0 j2 x7 \
你出街小心D。 1 U/ W: T" p4 h
Do the world
, L( r+ b& D6 y2 O% q$ A做世界 。 : j# p5 P- r9 v
Big tea rice
% z1 a2 J: l, \  `( a6 D) ~' p' H大茶饭 。
. X5 H% g( s4 H. d; n" j. e$ C$ _American chinese not enough.
& s' x# @# J( x# p1 A  ?美中不足。 3 Z" y" u1 U, N! |- {1 C
King eight egg.
# e! [1 n4 W) L4 i7 C王八蛋
# J. B0 x" Y0 }% R: H, |% @High hand. 8 j! f; r7 H5 d1 @% [$ r& {
高手
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/ e$ U# z: o- _. F- |, I5 A  }9 pOld dot. # }1 Z. y  A3 g
老点
& x' V/ Y1 n. I$ y+ s7 N7 O% p9 mOne old water
5 `" j1 B; h( h; |( i! x  \一旧水
5 O) q) u. F% f% bI know your mouse.
+ i' {2 j+ U4 l# L7 w我识你老鼠！ 3 J4 r* n7 E5 A' f2 [: R/ W/ t* I8 W
Measure water/Pound water.
2 q9 P) a' a) {" D. R) Z7 e磅水 ' j4 P. M  {  X0 p3 S; X
A dragon service.
5 L/ H* I# E( T5 k& z1 `; f一条龙服务 % }& v+ D% h4 e4 P7 S
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' c# ]! k1 {* z) m9 [3 _我吹鸡打你班友。
+ o/ Z! s2 N7 g& h) cYou jump building. 8 n' O. Z- z) z8 s; p
你跳楼啦。
* A$ W0 K! F# N$ w6 `You come back home and eat banana ; Y# J- F: H+ a' E9 L& g2 ^
你返屋企食蕉啦 ' @. R! }1 J! G2 q8 K
I give you a hair. & C$ V+ w; f+ N$ k% h
我俾条毛你ar! & k6 x) k4 E) t5 C

5 R& o% O( F: q2 m3 l* BCollect skin . R1 e$ z9 k9 g* S1 q+ v& m
收皮 # q5 t) h* E5 _( _+ ~- P
Collect father & R1 z- ~2 v6 n! y
收爹 8 w/ g# u, I7 a7 p9 b" K
You give me collect father. . P% H+ |/ E" s, x4 b
你同我收爹！
5 K, p, \" W8 P" _" U2 g" vLaugh die me. $ I' x0 ?: Z7 y1 S  J; X' i
笑死我。
$ O: A" c; f3 e) |& E! g9 @: AYou give me stop. ( E; l+ m# A9 t( X
你同我企系度。
* ^, h# ?: B/ IEight woman / |+ `9 E7 s9 O: O8 |0 `
八婆
0 V' l2 V; f" D4 ~Eight woman,you are good!
/ }3 g# E* M0 v$ X4 e) y6 Z3 \八婆，你好o野!
8 [, m) `& J1 q# _What the spring do you do? $ |: q4 Y: u( ?
你搞乜春啊?
- k) K) C& p- l6 N6 x+ q  IA dog of eating dung 8 ?; U$ j. H% M6 e( K
食屎狗
6 f3 P" k1 c4 p: w, X! IA ghost of ass + `* T* x- X- f) W- y  o
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
# [( e/ P. k) k: n" h- m都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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7 I. ~8 H7 v+ Utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
9 P! o; r# |2 _. n1 L' E8 Y, e; ithis is not hong kong style english....., L$ S4 V& w, q6 a
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
) ^* q. s+ p  F. z% I; u- ~i've already ban this shit...1 v( q- ?- P& Y+ T# U
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.