香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
* _; E5 L! z  C0 M甘多人死，唔见你死。
' h: v' B4 |' v+ x) {9 M4 D$ q2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
2 x: ?+ r1 L) K' \7 a5 k) h你教我以后点出嚟行?
; a+ H, V- _: f" y6 U7 T! k3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
% e" n1 \, N* j& U如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 # y2 ^4 Y3 }- b% [  w, R6 M5 t8 R
4 "I saw a pork chop" ( B9 p; v! h' {/ b; \7 X
我见到件猪扒啊。
0 \- i" H2 j7 i5 a- q7 {; u5 Are you road?
1 d: G$ u8 e  u1 ?. Q4 D8 P8 i你系咪路啊？ + ?$ j) Y- ~. v+ u
6 What the water are you?
) f% d* l1 R& Z& @5 ~你系乜水啊？
; b6 }+ [. F' i1 m7 Do you big me?
+ I7 B7 d! c6 ^$ R你大我啊？
% t( |" ?3 \% b2 k8 Zebra chops people.
$ ^: S$ I9 W7 V班马劈友。 9 w1 Z( R; Y: T: S7 q, O4 {% S
9 The king of the cutting girl. " K, Y# U7 Q8 G3 l* d. u
界女王。 2 A/ E8 `- ]& m" T/ X* }
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   A* e/ s- W) y# x
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , o# ]5 x  l5 S& g8 a  \+ A
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
7 t3 Z1 K0 G% b5 {/ M" i5 N你当我无到？ 9 U- ]. d) {+ w7 ^+ }; x9 C9 b2 q
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. & K; s& H  j" T3 r& c4 Y  Z7 ^
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! [" C0 Y- v, W# E/ W/ e6 }7 P6 K
13 Today I was very black son.
- W8 X! \) k9 F4 Y: s# W/ @2 b今日我好黑仔。 $ u/ y  V" j6 {& s, C, d& N
14 I am wearing grass.
% D  Q! ?3 i% L# e$ K+ O我着紧草。 ( G" \( B5 Q/ T
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / g+ @4 a3 B& ^2 X: T  k
你未够班同我讲数！
$ S+ l0 F2 x, y: |' V9 D16 Two beat six.
  `& i1 _0 g  s1 ]& m) C- F/ o二打六
. r$ J$ o- b5 E) i17 Two five son.
1 _, w# j# R- y3 k3 m: u二五仔 - \1 f' g# B+ P6 U  p4 Y
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 , ^8 W- g0 I" z3 [% [$ k* V1 p
琴琴青
9 W& q2 m1 h0 A1 Y3 y6 Q19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ! e9 f4 q. Q. y( g  P" }7 D; A
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ . `5 T/ F7 V' K9 ?, Q5 f5 P% f
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
9 ^  V9 y7 `0 V" e( h4 Y蠢蠢欲動 。
+ i/ O* p5 \: Y- I8 G21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ; P9 S$ }3 f' w% B  r
人山人海 。
4 h1 S& l, b8 w: z3 i22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ; d: R! g/ Z2 A+ U
你算老幾?
: A6 [% _# _$ i  ?4 P23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 6 \+ {) |( x& j" x" R
你講乜鬼?
* i& ?2 W. v8 e4 i24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
7 R% Y* U) R. `5 |' i9 E3 G. a我驚你有牙！ $ m. x' f/ D" ~: o. ?0 W
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 , [, @+ v& b9 `
心花怒放。   . D6 j' _; O3 N3 R7 j$ Y/ S* S
Fish skin
7 S, L) |9 {* P  J6 ]  G' E鱼皮 。 1 r; n& E1 H4 \, H$ n7 Q
Monster of blowing water.
. l" |$ Z6 U! p( _) D% O吹水怪。 / n$ x; b9 ~. p% q4 X6 ~
Face green green
% `# P8 e1 g3 v, g! Q- w面青青。 $ c0 `! ]1 a. t5 R5 |- b
You see road carefully - W( g% H8 A2 n3 W' Z* ^- A
你小心睇路
; y7 E8 m9 q( h+ s, |$ Q3 QYou go to street carefully , g2 }" }# q7 v1 }5 S
你出街小心D。 5 n  L. K5 g" M$ m1 _
Do the world 1 _. `7 F( }2 U* b
做世界 。 2 Y8 ?0 y; g9 H/ D- H% N8 [
Big tea rice 4 n: u/ b7 ^; @, M$ W) m
大茶饭 。 - f" w8 }! S. D( ^  l" F( {
American chinese not enough.
+ n+ \9 S5 l! Q. y美中不足。
4 @) O% f6 Y  _" UKing eight egg. - D* h, H" C2 Q
王八蛋 5 H1 K: u$ C3 B
High hand. ) [8 \$ `2 o% s2 {1 l
高手
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Old dot.
- j- y2 D# z: i3 Q; S老点 " W; ^4 a* Q5 u" X0 `
One old water
; H7 ~% W% D* ], B; q# N一旧水
1 N5 @2 s& {; @9 c1 R" L; nI know your mouse. 0 O! o- q4 q' H9 s4 A/ F
我识你老鼠！
1 }  E- K& [8 `' c# i. MMeasure water/Pound water.
7 Z. `4 C; X# Z8 {% T: g磅水 0 C- `# P0 v3 B. Q4 c6 {% h& f( s4 s
A dragon service.
- l5 \$ M; S9 c; |, |5 Z& Z5 {# n一条龙服务
( d* d) b% g2 y; C# Y, Q$ kPump water. - u- s4 M7 }) r( T( g
****
# }2 R( |5 @7 y, ]( O+ U/ M2 _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 |; I7 b. D7 A6 t
我吹鸡打你班友。 - C) @* d' n; ?& ?2 E* @' q& T( p# o
You jump building. 8 ~0 M8 Y/ C6 ^" @* L) U
你跳楼啦。
- b6 u$ O" v0 m4 v3 {You come back home and eat banana 7 s0 {9 x6 E6 D8 n
你返屋企食蕉啦
  z% A- T, U# YI give you a hair. ) _% `6 d+ E/ F; t" w
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
* Q' f. I# T6 R& E) A& C, c收皮
9 X$ J! C" g8 X$ ]8 h7 \  cCollect father
) [9 H6 E. F  J$ t* `, o$ O收爹
# k/ s) u/ A. K7 V) `- n) TYou give me collect father. 9 ^* h) J6 Q3 O# w$ `/ E
你同我收爹！
5 `0 O% G  D1 KLaugh die me.
% g8 b4 [6 j% N6 B. D笑死我。
# c) D4 t* b  p' F* x  oYou give me stop. / s( }5 m8 y* O0 d" j
你同我企系度。
: h, K; j+ T0 Q' i" sEight woman + B0 S/ g4 I6 b  A# c
八婆
) z5 h8 C& c' y! v# f6 T" CEight woman,you are good!
5 o' ?4 s& g0 g2 d$ w八婆，你好o野!
3 B- T9 b8 Q& ^What the spring do you do? 7 E+ q9 H5 N/ Q. @( O' J
你搞乜春啊?
$ G/ {4 x0 W; nA dog of eating dung
$ R7 {) m8 |8 d+ t6 |5 E食屎狗
/ s9 w# m+ _! |5 ]' ?3 Z- @A ghost of ass % N: _& R4 I1 ]* E
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 u3 V% b" G* n( R! p都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......% X# F+ {1 |( B  I3 ], \; ^* D' F
this is not hong kong style english.....% Z. s- O5 L& |; \  Q
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  F# I1 a. ^# H8 Q! s8 Ui've already ban this shit...8 B2 H# f. l, u( U1 A5 r
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.