香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. & f" _1 H* y- y! g1 H5 m0 O4 T+ D
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' ~* k( j2 |3 w! v
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
$ b' C* `4 k/ V9 w你教我以后点出嚟行? ! j: l: R3 p8 O+ [$ R; k: @8 L
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, M" S  t3 M* s如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 # E, D1 f  s) M: Y
4 "I saw a pork chop"
( c; K( F( @4 E5 ^" d我见到件猪扒啊。
0 x) Q$ T+ a* V5 Are you road? ) R5 h! b" W3 s7 \* I  f" E
你系咪路啊？ $ a/ U, }. j& e  l5 U
6 What the water are you?
* f) _; M; d0 M+ g8 |7 A/ ]你系乜水啊？ 3 l, X' r3 ], }8 }! B3 k; L
7 Do you big me?
) ^! e" t% F3 L你大我啊？
. ?8 ^* x% r# V( [# J8 Zebra chops people.
; ?$ K% w* `  b" b- [2 P. C班马劈友。 - q5 Z1 `( X' ^5 Q
9 The king of the cutting girl.
/ }- U, c! G: S5 \界女王。
9 n6 k- w& J9 g10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' `, x. ^. ~/ @
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
" P/ F& F" X! w% i9 i( l5 `- R11 Do you think me didn't arrive? # ?' G+ o* U, q  I0 @6 |6 Y
你当我无到？
0 _* l2 z" R3 w0 y, j12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   f0 A5 @* n% j
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
* [3 f! p9 t* ?. H- c# ^13 Today I was very black son.
. |; l' W3 q2 Z) M6 B; u* D  \" e7 p$ a  {今日我好黑仔。
' K7 |# j' G; |! P14 I am wearing grass.
: S. E0 t% g! a我着紧草。
/ h3 T' z1 g2 ?$ H: Q15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 3 ~7 M6 J% b/ f% I7 J4 C% G
你未够班同我讲数！
* p+ b0 C1 @1 ?- p8 D( R& H16 Two beat six. 1 s( |4 H* G9 a3 t' N: e
二打六
4 Y* B) F( ]2 G+ s0 C( ^2 n! h# a17 Two five son. + g; k4 l, C! F; @6 M9 ?$ T, _
二五仔
$ G6 v& f9 `* r' {( C; C# E18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 x7 L. ^/ f/ z琴琴青
; l) \6 N+ W) _) W! }19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 8 p" {+ [9 k& y; W9 S' @
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ * ]1 y7 u* C3 K5 ?; Z5 U# k2 W
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 8 m/ z8 t+ E3 |9 a7 `
蠢蠢欲動 。
0 ~8 m/ J0 r- o# A! k2 z$ x21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ' [% k" X! J2 h, a  W
人山人海 。 4 ?4 t4 y; r( D- w5 r' I
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
& `3 H8 {+ `4 J  T你算老幾?
9 S+ T% o1 n, ^+ l* X  }+ @23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 : Y8 `. i) f) |) E7 E. y5 Z$ t3 l: s
你講乜鬼?
* M. V& M# q. ^/ `- x24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
( g+ ?; G( [# i1 h2 g" g我驚你有牙！ 6 X0 n$ W) ?0 L1 D/ q* D' _
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
; M" Q7 h+ ^) L. s2 g0 C8 M心花怒放。   
& F6 d% d& p$ R$ X1 XFish skin
. E% k2 ]' r- N鱼皮 。 8 W5 X& ]$ s1 e5 V# g
Monster of blowing water.
9 [' h) b" T5 [5 N; U4 m% R4 a吹水怪。 2 q" T3 U+ z4 z: n
Face green green ( X9 m  F7 S' N1 Q/ L% {
面青青。
5 [  `/ }% F: N7 z& y0 |1 HYou see road carefully
2 j/ ]/ i' |6 W& o# \' S" A: `你小心睇路 % U7 f' H4 H% i
You go to street carefully
# S" {4 v5 j: }. y+ I  }0 M& u: @你出街小心D。 8 M/ F' }& H1 V+ J' b
Do the world
# t: b) }. v* ^- S做世界 。
# Y+ E2 {) q; E' [Big tea rice
* x& p# ~/ z8 K! q大茶饭 。 , P% r! o- f  o% g! h1 W
American chinese not enough. * n- u6 C: }6 Y# F' |. _0 @
美中不足。
7 r* D3 B0 a* `" o8 `$ SKing eight egg. 6 f. n9 H; P7 }3 N2 u' p! g
王八蛋 , m7 k) o6 s6 S3 D0 g' y( p* l
High hand.   D3 [1 d0 O3 o2 u/ C
高手 5 y# ?' ?7 T5 }: w0 J
& ?& v1 Q) l4 M8 k. {
Old dot. : [( W% V' e% c' ~5 ^1 d
老点 & R: F" }8 ]0 o. z: [
One old water 5 ?/ k4 j$ X; @6 l* [
一旧水
4 O0 U; R3 F. vI know your mouse.
& H# i+ p- e+ ?0 c) R' \" O5 c我识你老鼠！
0 v$ V) n$ D. D# p5 f7 K# d; ]& rMeasure water/Pound water.
2 R1 c% `, ~) g" j$ a  W% d$ o3 D磅水 3 ^6 u( G* I" ]1 j& I
A dragon service.
1 a0 B9 G# O+ l7 M$ Y一条龙服务
4 {. n+ y$ e7 Z# kPump water. ' X  X1 Y+ m/ ?
****
) L. @/ \# q5 R4 `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * T' A% R% ~& t$ |
我吹鸡打你班友。
* n: N2 d( b% ~- H. Z3 G5 b8 AYou jump building.
) c7 j5 w) s7 O' a7 c0 u, P$ J4 R你跳楼啦。 - a, R+ W8 F9 @8 b
You come back home and eat banana
6 b0 V8 Y* o7 r: c9 K2 N5 M8 V9 u你返屋企食蕉啦
* o& o6 y, j) k6 y8 d: eI give you a hair. ) _( \& J1 e$ v- \' b9 U; F" m
我俾条毛你ar!
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* \+ i$ s4 {9 A1 m2 q' nCollect skin
) M' J& _2 |& w2 b3 \9 ~9 ]% k收皮   E. ^( Y9 R1 W( \; U8 Y. |
Collect father
5 x( |- h$ ~  j0 M% I: w, J* {; M收爹 " @) L) w3 P, [8 g2 h" {
You give me collect father. 8 P# b0 f3 s5 o9 ]$ s2 d, ]* U
你同我收爹！ 0 Z3 \+ f2 O' c
Laugh die me.
/ @. T0 ?# G7 g% {: `* E笑死我。
7 B- \- a5 n5 N+ m4 Z* G+ EYou give me stop. 3 I0 \+ m" \; K/ h1 L) i6 J6 `
你同我企系度。 * Q5 n% g  ]$ e0 _7 m7 y
Eight woman 7 H( {/ w2 u$ k% ~
八婆
, R$ ]3 r* h2 GEight woman,you are good!
4 P0 e$ O3 @6 S& j2 r八婆，你好o野!
7 X# w9 Q; H: n" Q: F! ]What the spring do you do? & e/ d" X7 p' t8 F* N8 T" [
你搞乜春啊?
  j1 x% [8 G  k7 r, `  \' FA dog of eating dung
1 c$ W% P2 t0 K4 k# I9 P4 z# y食屎狗 4 J6 z; h7 n! I, ?6 h
A ghost of ass 3 c, r: c  o5 H/ F8 b
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....6 J% M& O" O' d  C3 T3 E* \
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

# w) m0 Y: W9 c6 z! I$ S
( B: ?5 E) \) L* h* ~totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" ^; ^' F; t# @- \* E8 l( j% Bthis is not hong kong style english.....9 ]7 A/ w( S$ G% x, }
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ s3 Y) ^/ {; Y) ~( n% f
i've already ban this shit...; `- _6 K: T! v0 q6 T5 N
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.