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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~# z3 D  W2 h4 K3 `: g( e0 f- b5 c

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(轉)港式英語 # B  e: \4 M& y' X
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 & [5 ], @: Y" n

6 d6 ~' ?# N2 a" P) J1 j0 yPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 + W( e% @& Y2 S  O+ d
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? . M: M" X4 H7 J4 p  m: [! E. G9 _

4 n3 U5 G3 P/ q7 OI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! # X! l' o% M3 g- X

6 C4 Q9 D# G) z% I1 {2 s+ E& A" QIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。   Z% J6 l9 P# X2 C
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Fall on a street@@ 。 1 T% r( J7 @, {9 ?& v( |/ a3 o

0 x, C: A: w) r# Afall on your street.""你個"K"
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( p7 P0 O) Q4 D0 @% KBlow water吹水1 d0 Y! H7 ^' T6 J5 Y. {& p: W

8 x- H5 B$ V( f9 j: NMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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, R& y" s, f* a: hBlow chicken吹雞 1 h; H1 C! t/ V+ w6 N

/ v* D& Q" z& L1 HI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " X: a' T( R/ ]+ F6 D+ [1 ?5 U
我吹雞打你班友 。
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2 R, D! o" \7 ~, n  kStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / N2 U9 O& q# m5 T3 n# B
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Face green green臉青青 。 $ V$ @5 M* \6 a, R- U

) L4 ^: O1 M( I( P"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
  W7 M' e. P: l" o" p# B, c) r點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ' ^, ]' `) Y( Y- m: h& r* [
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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9 `6 K# T( n0 J/ f: n! |You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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0 p9 ^1 U# e% L6 n. O" }You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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# x4 X1 I. P, ~8 c$ g; y. [7 o& w4 TPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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/ T0 n1 E* ~# ~3 s! m* y6 aAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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3 V2 g$ h1 e+ E/ E% C& A# \& CEat banana食蕉
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+ B0 m1 I! i! [You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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0 x5 u& h" c) @4 E: c% W9 ZHow senior are you?你算老幾? , Q" e2 z) {6 D/ }7 u# R6 C

+ P& v& Y* {2 }. i: R7 m9 yWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 6 o9 H, C7 ?* Z! |8 k0 q

- J, x3 O; Z3 {% wWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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. f' ~7 ~% G! l8 t2 I5 dDo you big me?你大我呀? 8 @# Q5 b$ l4 D! q
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 - }6 M# `! \9 B: _/ a' U' I% Y
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ( X5 p2 x' \  n/ C3 }( r
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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, e5 m  e( Q) A- q, o: d/ QCut girl 界女 9 Y3 B7 j; [+ L6 B, o# ]/ m5 m' e) M6 X
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 " I8 ?5 {3 Z+ ?# |* W/ I

8 E" z' ^- E) vCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! , a& E1 c% A9 w  r/ T, ?

( f: n5 {; J' e9 j+ BCollect father收爹
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+ s$ p2 \5 ^  R1 O* oYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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: Y# K, R) d: UYou give me stop.你同我企係度。   f9 k' p, k+ [+ Q

0 w7 T' D" l0 @American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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" V' {' v7 A5 h# t! F2 V; w7 KHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * l2 F, _( p: S8 P+ p6 p0 Q& y  y

! t" G4 o  x' s8 K; J  W& mYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
! H$ g3 T# }6 I' z& E. G1 q' y你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! : M. b1 N+ Y7 b, v- D0 V  w: Q8 a

; G$ O. K- Z; ?" C3 E4 N' ]Eight woman八婆 ! \& v# C0 G/ S. [3 v  r" ]
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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, J3 e, `2 t3 _: N6 J* q0 oKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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4 P; `# r' h& r) E1 F; ?Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% A& D1 X; S9 J4 U  `/ O7 f8 i0 bI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 $ a1 L( {% t: L, C

  R7 v6 I0 v% i1 v' f0 ?I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ' j" K3 s* _4 Z+ a! i- c& E' z3 C
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High hand.高手 3 Q8 T" Y; k! x6 P4 ]

* ^$ |- |7 V, Z; m  `1 e  wA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . B: ?  ]4 x% J' f& e
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 m; w6 W' W/ f* `; g, l( i
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! / o3 S/ b9 ], z& s

& m5 [1 k+ F/ q, x# H# T2 gOld dot.老點 & p' {1 e) y4 b+ v8 _9 o
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One old water 一舊水 # W( u% U0 h8 O  ~" R0 M; _
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? + [* O+ ?' R+ C! @
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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/ E3 j- y8 X) U: w- NA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 8 t* V( f) O7 M# N+ C: z# y2 H9 k
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 % z  ?4 W5 O. F2 ]7 `
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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- s, f' u6 B! B2 {Hold hold water.楂楂水
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# Z) E, r: d% \$ O& h: c6 NPump water.抽水 1 z1 n, S+ [5 v" a& \  T- s

) A- A& W6 H9 F2 V/ s7 v: e. eTwo hit six.二打六 % D+ ?) F3 V5 A- B$ _

5 `2 Y" _9 H. a5 H/ L; i5 @Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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6 Z( d# H4 F# Myou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
% s+ K: C5 h- _' {; |I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
2 Y- {* M1 p5 eI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...8 j6 L' n/ q7 O4 M: [2 S
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..) J7 S# v8 s9 j4 Y  \# V3 P

9 c, D% H" J' A1 j4 P好無聊下6 |/ n- _7 [) Z- T

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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。) G/ h4 T9 s. n
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger0 T& T3 a7 Z) @

' F0 K4 b) h0 l- Y1 P) Y我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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