香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
8 o9 b0 a7 F: K/ v" M( ~甘多人死，唔见你死。 ; ?1 R; f2 J+ T
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 0 W" O$ L( Z( Q  s
你教我以后点出嚟行? 1 v- a4 g4 m- I: C: e
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; `# g0 i2 U0 T+ ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
! l  d5 s: S1 o4 "I saw a pork chop" # G3 W# p, m4 t: ]; m& X7 T& h
我见到件猪扒啊。 ( z' J2 N, o, V, O9 z; N: u+ g$ ]
5 Are you road?   K7 y: }) [( \+ L
你系咪路啊？ - m' c5 @# E) T2 l. f" Q1 y0 Q
6 What the water are you?
1 F9 A8 B4 H  s, |0 |你系乜水啊？ 1 u& N- a+ _2 D, L: H6 E2 `  M
7 Do you big me?
" f+ v3 E8 @1 Q2 l& Y' ?你大我啊？ 8 P3 K) G: \4 @! E- q& H
8 Zebra chops people.
7 t& y; ~1 Z: \+ I班马劈友。   x# c- r( Q6 K, R0 E
9 The king of the cutting girl. : C5 ]0 l  [( ]7 Y
界女王。 : E$ P& `1 u' ^/ r+ Y
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
9 K. ^9 y8 N+ e* G* i% A批我个头俾你当凳坐。 3 i( T% q0 J! f% t  N# a  m
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
  F; j" [* m  u9 t1 `- x* p你当我无到？
! Y0 s9 k) j/ m8 ~3 S12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 3 ~9 O7 ^6 B4 ?) d7 o
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
) D) z* d0 Z) Y' h: }13 Today I was very black son.
3 I: `$ O0 O3 F今日我好黑仔。
1 }& s- ?/ h: j! A14 I am wearing grass.
8 M2 J) s+ G3 |+ p, N我着紧草。
9 q" @% g' A7 ^) t15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 2 _1 N, m# m- r8 m; e
你未够班同我讲数！
# v, j7 T% e5 X/ E; i16 Two beat six.
3 Q5 q. }; O  b. O二打六
& a9 v; q- B) u8 h, B. C17 Two five son. . i" n! P2 m+ P
二五仔
0 h; j4 u, Y  b( r( p& \18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
" J- L  Z5 b. @. J1 e$ X3 F琴琴青
( u; x$ a% Q7 T2 J  \19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 3 D+ m" U. g. c0 T2 p- M9 ]0 R* `
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
1 n9 G0 f0 G1 f$ g20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 U: ]+ P, l) j蠢蠢欲動 。
4 T: F* T3 A: s$ T" t  ~$ B7 k21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
# `; R0 a" j- ]  m6 p人山人海 。
* l6 u+ O# P! H: g6 j+ V22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
! r5 x& K: ^( x8 k+ X# x# T你算老幾?   C. H/ A6 B4 p$ j
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
% k3 t% k, k3 m3 q+ ]+ R你講乜鬼? ( ]$ V. o9 C! g. t
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
9 z5 i5 L3 ^* O; n% T我驚你有牙！
$ \/ Q7 I+ l) x! u( @/ }0 P25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
1 Y4 M" d. w/ n, w5 g心花怒放。   " X5 {6 Q1 V! p. d, `4 P" T" O# B
Fish skin , I* J" f/ |( S) p0 a3 ^2 l
鱼皮 。 0 a9 W8 ?! W# H2 M; @0 p5 g4 k
Monster of blowing water. & [  s1 t6 K* _9 K
吹水怪。
6 S$ w3 }; a9 N$ aFace green green 6 O/ ?5 s& \! B* q
面青青。
8 |% C3 s- r0 }You see road carefully
! z. L; p2 O$ f) a3 g) ?你小心睇路
  D. y9 _" W! s3 K7 h% a; y, ]You go to street carefully
2 z- a2 U. J' o3 c你出街小心D。
, [& L3 \5 w1 `Do the world * s. z( @% q+ H( |% |" ^( o
做世界 。 7 Z' T6 _' R! s+ u  Z
Big tea rice ! `; N( b: V* d
大茶饭 。 " N3 F5 w# Z; N" y; T/ D
American chinese not enough.
% G. d" x9 s( _" [" l美中不足。 0 j2 S% E) x- R$ K
King eight egg.
( G, K8 |6 C/ S王八蛋
  ~. P: E' \4 J0 `0 _( @High hand.
  r# p' U8 }% n4 h高手   K3 x! r6 P" {/ s7 x

$ q  e4 k; V7 G# _7 J; ~4 `; ROld dot.
1 Y2 f( n; G$ k$ P, e0 J老点
7 G' [2 v" k5 K7 v/ E# ZOne old water ) C* I% S# M* D, Q6 Z2 Z1 i) _
一旧水 / C: R3 S9 b8 C0 e- h4 C) A
I know your mouse.
/ u8 B. O& k, h7 a3 ^: V我识你老鼠！
! J, u. [8 ~# bMeasure water/Pound water.
+ z  j$ O9 k5 x* G3 @$ O& R磅水 - |# B! E0 r7 [0 z* @/ d5 e! M5 v
A dragon service.
. f# N) K* [( I" U一条龙服务
) `2 \( t# I6 o/ [& A1 r- uPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - ]7 s" C. w  v' Y
我吹鸡打你班友。
% B$ a' k" i0 SYou jump building. / `% @  ]( Z9 C) ^
你跳楼啦。 ( U+ j* q& ~* P. H2 w
You come back home and eat banana
% e5 d5 ~) S7 }4 \# A& A你返屋企食蕉啦 . z1 G+ E( q7 q! n- m& |4 b
I give you a hair. ' N$ A5 b8 H0 _& z6 U: F5 M
我俾条毛你ar!
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: G- m1 W% v2 T% T$ t: HCollect skin
+ p1 f/ K8 j" u1 Y收皮
% [8 s- D  g$ Q0 P# a4 G0 L5 r  HCollect father   F8 G7 s7 y+ l  B
收爹 5 R3 I: |$ W, M  _, ^- e  E
You give me collect father. & K9 e8 d% V7 D, r( D
你同我收爹！
/ @' K5 H/ K, f3 xLaugh die me. 9 F! i4 y5 U! v/ H
笑死我。 2 u6 W4 Y& A1 U+ K( L8 G
You give me stop. 8 r) [5 z! |- p0 v. P2 D: T" \
你同我企系度。
: d0 z  p6 F" ^- v6 J7 X+ |9 r9 p5 I7 MEight woman
  W$ e+ W7 k) y5 p八婆 4 e3 J5 R; ~. b. [: H
Eight woman,you are good! $ |  {4 y* @/ _3 L7 K
八婆，你好o野!
5 e3 M: X# Q! cWhat the spring do you do? 5 V) a4 {' {2 B! n
你搞乜春啊?
, e) ]) Q7 U/ {& e2 s8 IA dog of eating dung - p. K9 ^# E) ?. e* U
食屎狗 # P" z1 x6 F" E* F" X
A ghost of ass
+ e4 b% g9 R9 I- ~( y屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....- `! B, X) \" I% {0 j0 U: f
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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% G( l; C" H& O4 J$ p, @totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" |% l7 c4 q1 Y/ ^) x, lthis is not hong kong style english.....- F8 B& C% q% A
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
& g+ u+ J3 j/ @0 _. v7 j5 mi've already ban this shit...( ?0 `7 s( u. Q: S6 C# m
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.