港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~2 A+ P, \8 F1 x; `. _
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（轉）港式英語 $ Q( X) E3 w8 Q

; X( a& Q1 {& pPiano piano green 琴琴青
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. K; P; m$ P: m# fPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 S0 M% r' x+ V2 V0 \4 u% v

! ?) y' L2 T, P0 `+ II know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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8 k' ?4 B8 v# |" vIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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% _9 S5 h  L: k1 E9 K  wfall on your street.""你個"K" ! f" w# l0 O$ C  \
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ' i! P0 N9 q; i$ H& Y

% O4 Z! w7 T& u5 q6 P, ^Blow chicken吹雞 3 ^% O7 t* |+ u, o

, z  N$ I! D  X9 p( QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 v) i/ s* E! V. X$ j, |  a9 T7 G
我吹雞打你班友 。 ; L' b  r4 r0 H- z( f
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) P: j0 K- v0 t

% |* d' o3 Y2 n6 a  k& m+ }Face green green臉青青 。 * X! |, |# O) }3 R. `
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 t* V9 N8 M7 \; k
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 3 c1 P4 X: U: v/ X, x

; [; A9 f) K, F% [! z0 vYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 & L" q3 k5 K" m% `% D( Z% h0 n2 _

% D. e' n$ ^0 pYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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  m- q( J% b7 y5 R  }People mountain people sea人山人海。 / m, K+ g0 ]# c  k
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? # b8 Z8 Q6 B3 A! F1 k- f% H. z9 x

# T- J) G" e+ d, yEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * }$ p3 q3 s8 K/ k2 H, e- V7 \* f0 s
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ' G+ C( P* |8 t/ s2 y, h. [, y
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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* p# v6 T& E5 E$ m5 CDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 O" M3 i) y: |5 ~0 E0 X
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Do the world做世界 。 # O" u2 z3 D& n
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 2 Q7 b: ^: {. M1 E$ U' u9 O2 J& C

' K' x' M; F7 ]0 E& p$ H( E2 oWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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) G! y& }; o1 H8 D# [$ J8 iCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 / I5 z; i5 D+ L& k* m' x. N
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ & j' X, L' e3 |/ x. d

6 ?7 S+ ?& B7 Y6 L% k) lI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ " j: e" e. s) _2 z. ?

- [$ [7 |  u  YCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！   Y: g- h! m$ N+ I2 N8 i, w3 E

: ^$ I6 c% l$ R$ z, p' q+ zDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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5 S7 Z; L  I8 d! t0 Q  VLaugh die me.笑死我。 1 v$ w! t3 f; g/ j
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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) G1 z) L) Y; U7 C$ yAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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' n/ i( x! q7 Q! @0 x9 ^  z& m7 FHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & X- e$ u) |& l9 c& j* U
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
; J$ N$ O, Q" \- B你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 9 t0 T( H5 e0 j$ m) Q4 R
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Eight woman八婆 ) m8 W$ K/ B2 s9 F" H. k7 l" W; U
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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% S/ {/ O8 K7 p4 u) g+ nKing eight egg.王八蛋 6 J. O- C4 B% R6 e) z& }: N. l

7 X; K  W- R# U" o+ J% f" IBlack son黑仔
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2 r# E) e; Q) U0 `, ]# @# G' I- nToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 5 H0 X0 U. |, e& o

" u" Y* e) m4 R1 uI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 P/ X$ j0 r' q

- ^0 i( {1 m- K" fI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ * \% r' i' L/ `) O
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High hand.高手 9 O/ n6 B& |# T! C# m4 G# l' v( ]
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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8 I3 D/ L9 a+ [8 X/ `To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 {1 [* |: B2 [9 |; b1 m" W2 \9 I

! c9 y8 Q$ _- s; U. QGood mother.好娘 ! J9 t$ j4 O; n$ X3 e. E6 o
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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+ N: l8 l6 ~/ \+ R- HOld dot.老點 8 H+ i3 O1 t# \5 D

$ l' W0 F. E: IOne old water 一舊水 1 a$ n  k* c/ v' e' i! T  R

; g) r! H& M3 `$ i5 fWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 c5 T! `( x, {% }" A
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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) z' \, H% A( rMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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3 j: ^( b9 W9 AHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 : V2 f/ R  o! K, Z& O' R9 R
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Two hit six.二打六 ! Z$ V8 n8 |5 Y! K# I' m; C  ^$ q' h. q8 O
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
- N1 u1 Q  D2 n" o, ?$ OI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:) C6 I6 |  t2 K$ W
還有
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& [, b6 j) z- [7 V- myou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳7 u: w# T1 F$ k' W0 C1 @
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314

之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-

Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。9 b5 P1 B: e  |' ?7 x
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過. T; X/ q6 C0 I' e  t6 F0 {
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。6 Z. S$ u$ U) o& N$ \
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger" O' s1 d5 S) q; ~2 X3 K: l

) _' k2 Q* {0 p我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! / T9 `' x) |, o1 l
i very need it !!!