香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 n$ P7 d6 C" `3 j8 M. f
甘多人死，唔见你死。
& \4 c- U7 H6 i1 v' K& N# B0 y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? + C' j/ E! j( k0 O6 S
你教我以后点出嚟行?
! G/ y, a1 ^3 a1 [  M+ }3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 O4 {2 T$ g# N; \- c; Y
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " f: z0 f, y& T, X' ~
4 "I saw a pork chop" - q$ P* B+ W- H$ @* Y7 i  _
我见到件猪扒啊。
* o& s; J; b, ^/ E6 E) u3 f5 Are you road? " u# t( J. {( K' [  z4 K1 @0 P
你系咪路啊？
) k! m% X, A& j, N0 B6 What the water are you?
- J; S# M9 ^3 j$ x- Z. j! w你系乜水啊？ 6 ^" [8 }0 K. \& X( B7 W& f
7 Do you big me?
2 Y) V' {, P/ E, {/ s你大我啊？ ( \, O. D$ K1 P& Y
8 Zebra chops people.
* ^7 N' T; H4 s' I) m- a7 D班马劈友。
5 z/ s3 F/ D& B! G; ]8 T9 The king of the cutting girl.
- I8 s/ M6 ^) S. B2 F4 j界女王。 3 B6 f) l: Y$ _7 S
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' K/ S+ Z, ~; s
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
9 q5 a# G$ W/ d: Q11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ( K. \/ S* W9 ]' A! @) M
你当我无到？   t, `9 Z  u0 s, a! ]
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
& l, r, f9 g" N9 n5 @1 ?, d你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
4 K; W. x8 ]2 n5 G5 E13 Today I was very black son.
2 r5 q+ J. N) P  q& Q2 v/ u今日我好黑仔。
0 J! D8 H- I) D14 I am wearing grass. & N  k6 k2 u  Q  {! `& |7 ]
我着紧草。
1 b# W: F- {& b; `. V& T15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! B/ g  q5 R7 G# c. A你未够班同我讲数！ & f+ A# B( H7 r3 J
16 Two beat six. . a' N  V! ~! b
二打六 * @0 v2 ?) U  a1 y* K2 x
17 Two five son. 5 ^- ]: M( a% f8 @5 y  l7 [
二五仔
% |. A1 n2 w2 {8 p5 \+ O18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
; y1 Q. A2 e9 X琴琴青
! K/ }- {+ a6 E0 s! t" B: ]19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 8 b3 f+ Z' @- Q2 j6 I
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
) }# v, s, N% g8 D' \6 {9 Z- g% P8 [9 c20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * d. f. J, a# z1 P5 ^6 E4 [  Z
蠢蠢欲動 。 9 v. a$ p7 d0 i7 ~1 @
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
9 p' C0 s4 `: Q/ G4 ^人山人海 。 1 R3 Q0 B  r& p
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 4 ~8 ]. l( X* Y' A  {, F0 B- ^+ A
你算老幾?
8 _8 X) k* W( @4 A% Q. m23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
3 p: Y9 B( y" \' u) m你講乜鬼?
9 o" b# I9 k0 h' y- F24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 / C% V) L. J1 |6 N. d4 Q& A
我驚你有牙！
- e8 {0 _6 O* C( c) {+ a25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 2 b: [' O1 j* g+ D
心花怒放。   6 u* l. J5 @% {# Y& \' r
Fish skin
! F8 }0 g2 M$ l/ K- g2 n6 h! `. R鱼皮 。
; @7 r+ P7 ?; Y2 S# Y- K  IMonster of blowing water.
6 L; O+ P2 k- w: v8 r( _吹水怪。 % f2 D6 Y! r( ~% ]4 m9 `
Face green green
* {" Z! x7 _" z/ m7 C9 \1 b面青青。
* u- B& F7 a" m; c$ F# Z# NYou see road carefully   O) V; g; [; N! \7 I+ V
你小心睇路
' w  [: ]& T! z( }# Q+ dYou go to street carefully : y+ A1 d  ^  q3 q( O. v& S
你出街小心D。
* s6 g5 n' i4 W# B  o- \" l/ VDo the world
" b" X8 [9 X- J1 G做世界 。 4 e( [+ }# U+ u+ j* {
Big tea rice 3 Z$ _0 N7 s- y0 q$ f9 h
大茶饭 。 - Z) Y$ \% T) h" G# O
American chinese not enough.
' S* J* y  y7 s/ b5 K美中不足。
! s, B6 N2 ?; ~+ S! }King eight egg. # d/ i+ \$ t* Z" l5 ]2 H+ l& K
王八蛋
+ W% u/ ?: q3 o5 gHigh hand. - s6 {2 y6 e) ~7 {
高手
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" n/ h3 R! j% S5 h" m8 p: l6 BOld dot. * F1 t3 L* E& t' \
老点
; s3 e# t# c" A. {One old water $ z  v9 r2 t% @+ H( E
一旧水 . T. d, [- s# U3 g
I know your mouse.
7 x; Z" A5 {0 P1 F; e/ b- L我识你老鼠！ - T# A/ X8 l( p7 Y
Measure water/Pound water. 7 l& B' u6 B/ s' U3 j+ ~: C2 G
磅水
, Q3 q! F7 I$ l, ]7 \A dragon service.
2 ?. {# c( o' D一条龙服务
6 i3 _$ S& ]5 I& {8 sPump water. + _$ w. R" A; j
****
2 m- D' o7 o7 zI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 Q9 K5 L2 \  k, f我吹鸡打你班友。 ' n1 ?5 x* Q; j4 Y+ ?7 X
You jump building.
3 Q  y/ X- t' ]; |2 d1 ]5 p你跳楼啦。 ( b; W7 r. k: Y" ~0 L+ ]
You come back home and eat banana , b( _7 F- W  u+ q3 {  A
你返屋企食蕉啦
: `* F; R% q! JI give you a hair.
. q0 _' z  @, W3 f$ v我俾条毛你ar! ) j$ ~  _8 @# N1 W. H% }+ H. W
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Collect skin & p2 [5 I- N; X* R
收皮 & {6 }/ k9 e7 }, b. V" t) U
Collect father
1 X' {8 G; s7 v! X( k收爹
7 e0 P) ?7 o8 T- K3 u- V) _6 OYou give me collect father. 8 H" d' s" P$ A) T, Z
你同我收爹！ # A; M8 V( v) w) o! p+ V
Laugh die me. , M+ ]6 k6 D* i+ O  U; p
笑死我。 ; @# ~; D. l( Q
You give me stop.
& T# b# }; Y0 P你同我企系度。 " L, ?4 K! I5 ?) X& S9 u: b  q
Eight woman 5 Y! r. i# e2 S' _6 ?; h7 w
八婆
+ T/ d, v& c3 QEight woman,you are good! 3 M0 o" u9 e6 R( C, P4 c/ e
八婆，你好o野!
1 }- }+ E, R! ^  v  m9 f' z( XWhat the spring do you do? 9 z2 i$ j7 E: E: F4 e9 c5 [
你搞乜春啊?
7 K4 b4 d# q' [A dog of eating dung
% m& A9 M8 `: `2 ?1 @2 M食屎狗
' @9 Y/ ~- p% ]+ p7 F( U% b  p" f2 MA ghost of ass   Q1 U5 i- S2 _# k/ ~
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....# _6 W" R$ V4 I: j# E8 \
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......7 N' B6 w5 r6 p! F% M
this is not hong kong style english.....
5 y3 W/ _6 ^% @5 C* l! _this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....! r7 I/ K* @& F+ b, F# v% b
i've already ban this shit...
; q2 w( u6 {) Z2 Q% Q* w+ Y4 cdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.