香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 0 o% L' X9 z* z% A
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' Q0 r$ g& ]6 i0 m
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ; r8 }6 g9 J0 Y
你教我以后点出嚟行? & a! z1 P# }- ~0 L4 ~/ F: j5 V+ h
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. , m0 Z# Q4 B  _2 r
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
7 E# V2 B- R" a  D. R4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 h& Y/ o  a, N$ i9 i" j我见到件猪扒啊。
$ ~/ C3 i/ r: e6 z/ z  z5 Are you road? 6 `& B7 B( K' x; ?: L
你系咪路啊？ 6 s% L2 W6 {6 ~
6 What the water are you?
+ }" I( \, r6 L( \; G# {你系乜水啊？ * v1 I# \* ~- V8 A0 k- a6 J
7 Do you big me?
) m. l7 J0 `% i4 X( N你大我啊？ . g% X% {8 _# v3 h9 T- h. E
8 Zebra chops people.
) u- E8 H  |& W: }) ^* o5 C9 ?5 i班马劈友。 + U/ V) h* N# y3 Y# z. w  k
9 The king of the cutting girl. 7 A+ V4 t% h" f) L, }9 _
界女王。
2 i. z" v  }5 R) q1 L10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 5 L3 [, h/ X/ p+ K% K) O
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
# q% Z+ n2 u4 Y# d* Z11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 u: m" J& i$ Y* ?" C. Y
你当我无到？
- p& z- n: \# H7 Q12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
9 ?7 \6 G4 i) ]2 H0 D你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' U. T" l0 G% ~% o
13 Today I was very black son. ! ~' b3 N! e2 i
今日我好黑仔。 : C1 B& E8 Y: K+ j, \1 q$ A8 a( _1 ^
14 I am wearing grass.
% Y& D3 w6 {* }! q. T* P3 K我着紧草。
1 k, b8 K+ f. @) j# t- b7 f15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ Q! u: z! L; g( B' d. k. S你未够班同我讲数！
. \! F" M' b* ?1 N" b* ^16 Two beat six.
" h' E1 c5 T' {# u! Q, J二打六
& g+ Y0 B1 H4 @% q* G17 Two five son.
! e3 Y0 N* B8 }6 E  n0 g, C( {二五仔 8 ]; q4 x! L+ L% M/ L
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 2 ]7 i9 g1 @$ ?* Q; h$ t+ h
琴琴青 6 F, p6 _3 Y, P8 N1 R6 m' G1 `
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 M' v, r9 E( s( o我俾D顏色你睇睇！
0 n% j1 }$ U5 ?& W20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' t: c7 M! ]+ w" o' Q, w6 u9 y
蠢蠢欲動 。 ; E% b& G7 M5 a8 m: _- N
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 * ?, F( [; Z6 A$ b
人山人海 。
& x$ p4 z1 B: B. g' P- T7 N22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 * L& O+ W8 ~/ |/ v
你算老幾?
5 ^- k* c+ E% u23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 : h: E. [) @% H" z! n( _
你講乜鬼? ( u# X6 B% Z- {5 C+ l
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
  R: I  _$ r) F6 z我驚你有牙！
2 v1 e/ D4 b. U; a: A% P% X25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
2 q3 J" E3 X! X: @心花怒放。   
+ x% B" @( h5 \2 `, Z, b# |Fish skin
, v$ i7 I' N) N3 @1 m$ I鱼皮 。 ; R7 E; B9 o9 H8 Z$ D
Monster of blowing water.
# A* v1 ^1 Q5 H7 F& i吹水怪。 " t4 ]& Q- J5 p6 |! z/ F
Face green green , m8 {5 O: C4 K# B7 k
面青青。 0 g6 i0 Q2 H9 t- S8 f5 T) ]
You see road carefully
( s" d' f! @3 b: N7 _你小心睇路
5 u* c( r; W& Y: FYou go to street carefully : G) E" I5 p5 M0 K- h
你出街小心D。
$ M0 C! a! r  I4 Q, }9 b  T, @Do the world $ ?! `5 M& C8 w: }$ q
做世界 。
" [9 J  p8 ^) xBig tea rice
1 F# ?& G  B" ^/ g大茶饭 。
# L! W  o% C2 G0 B3 J  OAmerican chinese not enough.
' ~: a, t- a; [4 c* T/ n& i6 O美中不足。
, `' ~. C# y/ X* |1 C& K# p; l* rKing eight egg.
! g5 y$ }+ [. p, }2 {$ O+ E. Z. {王八蛋
& G% ]: t( O$ ?3 RHigh hand.
/ l1 ]" w8 ]: e5 s高手 ) U; W( g$ S  w$ g

3 q! t* {2 ~1 f7 \/ L" ^Old dot. # o; e: ^; w" j
老点
, M. J2 x9 O: bOne old water
" _& L4 u" {$ b( W2 m7 R一旧水
( ~8 J, P5 f3 L& Z" {, J9 r8 l2 lI know your mouse.
+ E% A. u! r% \$ m, s我识你老鼠！ * q( J4 I+ E* A( L; b  {# w
Measure water/Pound water. 3 U" y# }2 L; O5 ~6 t
磅水 & s9 v; c. l+ |# x6 f
A dragon service. ; R2 [1 L* j: d9 I' \- h
一条龙服务 9 X  d6 f7 e1 j8 n8 {: ?9 H
Pump water.
3 Q1 v  v- c0 d3 U/ v! i****
5 J# x* M, _1 H+ X9 K& y5 ~I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( k9 q% w0 Q$ p" F! s1 [
我吹鸡打你班友。
9 ]6 w8 f9 W  L, s( g& aYou jump building.
( K1 f- A5 C% g9 n你跳楼啦。
' S+ N  F" W9 ]You come back home and eat banana
% ^" ~- s' ^, f# O/ ~你返屋企食蕉啦 " l0 U( {7 T$ L$ O7 {# I1 w; n
I give you a hair. # v5 r0 |0 _- v8 x4 R9 s2 m, J
我俾条毛你ar! " \/ O* g4 E/ X8 i

: T+ H- F' \* m3 Y3 N  i% C8 mCollect skin $ v7 j; Z$ I' m! h& r5 O
收皮 2 ?' l4 |2 i! ]6 h0 @! s! w
Collect father
4 M- N1 U5 g8 a% A" M# z0 H2 f收爹
8 Q% _( {/ n6 a5 lYou give me collect father.
: K& k7 m5 Y; d你同我收爹！ 9 r( H7 y: [% r/ J' j+ }( d' K
Laugh die me. 7 _5 e+ u& A9 H; n+ U, |
笑死我。
8 _1 J2 T7 ?% Q$ XYou give me stop.
* u& t/ T+ S: ?2 Q7 X& u. J' ]7 o你同我企系度。 - x, T  ^( J# z+ i7 @
Eight woman ! o' _6 Q2 c% J
八婆 , E1 S, ^% Z% A7 w( W
Eight woman,you are good!
1 N, A' |! v: P6 T1 u八婆，你好o野! / X) ?/ V/ }0 z  `+ n- \
What the spring do you do?
. k! w( Q$ A1 M0 W/ B# E+ J你搞乜春啊? 2 O" Q2 K" K' g. N, |& r, g
A dog of eating dung ) t8 i6 ?& h/ _
食屎狗 1 k3 l. u# i8 ?; i: n3 g" }
A ghost of ass - q. @4 }- S( y/ a
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) u" E; ]% M+ S! ?1 {都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

6 Z% A( F* K4 u) M
/ V5 p3 E. L- o. E# utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
# C% U: i3 K* J0 A2 p: P  v$ Pthis is not hong kong style english.....
1 n, |7 z' u1 J% K6 Lthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
# |3 l' G9 _& ?- k- @i've already ban this shit...# y& g" d2 E" a+ ]
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.