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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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6 J: z: ~5 R8 T0 G' f2 wPiano piano green 琴琴青
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U9 q7 O6 y) Y* H! F6 B# IPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % @# K* q* S" D- c! a) d( T+ P& ^( p
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 8 ?" f' g: J5 W, E+ [# p, ^
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 0 \. f6 d B; r& F s: w. E) q
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! . O! W6 O$ A: z) \7 N" ~$ k. h, u
% J0 @- v$ i5 V3 fIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 7 n; [6 J) m! {/ |" ]: Y& y
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 J2 F8 ~' G# B/ d1 p9 @, d- |
! m$ ?$ k* M( H4 @3 cfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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5 I% u$ a( P, X0 T; K& yBlow chicken吹雞
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$ u- J- R- Y m4 z& YI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 x& t+ Z& l j5 S7 u我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 - F! a& V: C& `+ j& T8 q+ Y2 M) a
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Face green green臉青青 。 4 u+ }" Q& j# ~. t g ~
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % N( V- M3 v8 D
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . ]5 n; s5 [, n% _& d1 J; Y/ z
2 w5 _- w5 R- r& p) \You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ' k, n2 f. p2 n0 ?2 [: F$ s
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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! u6 S$ j% L" D* lDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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% {' ~( F9 A6 _# kDo the world做世界 。 9 ^* G! s! T' ^9 a. E
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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/ {3 \% u* F- z% n3 T: ^What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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t8 \% b# ? }# dCut girl 界女 2 I3 W) g7 \# ? }
/ @) q1 {2 O- }' AThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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, `8 x: ?# d8 jI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ) j6 s5 p0 j, k9 X* n
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 3 F3 T1 y8 b5 {* C$ @
! e4 V$ B" v# w" w! h) ~& D/ fDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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/ p8 [8 d1 z- I4 R: f- rLaugh die me.笑死我。 # o2 b* C5 f1 ~2 J
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) b$ l( ^4 S! w2 J
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 % s9 d. U" Z: V
) ?3 Y( w6 {9 [. n+ m N0 FHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . v, Z& k1 J7 K
3 r0 k- z! N7 D: TYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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( h0 e+ |( Y; z; LEight woman八婆
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9 J+ a1 u! V, zEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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* N6 X, M/ q) x/ i' E! E+ kBlack son黑仔 4 Y) D0 C+ V; A( K% x
9 Z* _+ x7 \; k. l- tToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 , g% T1 U/ X1 m7 W+ T
. \7 M0 ]% C4 h( X( YA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ; H2 b5 p$ x0 {& H2 q. p- Z% ?& g
3 b( y2 ]/ d' F( uTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 U4 B0 m7 e1 E
$ ?4 ?1 ~5 x/ Z/ s# U0 d6 _Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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$ ` V# r! B% GOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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1 |# M% }6 N9 V9 e$ x2 E/ v: @, CA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 9 p2 i7 ^2 G8 o8 w5 s/ P: |
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 `- Y* h4 t! @; a3 g
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 o) Q1 I, Y* Z7 v: |7 }% F
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# E8 [& d! L$ l4 l4 VHold hold water.楂楂水
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$ b7 P1 }. ^: H# n2 `Pump water.抽水
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+ ^- ^. D# a2 ]" M) GTwo hit six.二打六
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