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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~. m) {( l( G# T6 o5 [: W/ G

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5 X( \/ R+ d% {% R+ Q7 NPiano piano green 琴琴青 1 L; ?8 N7 f4 D3 F7 h* j
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 5 ]- O1 w' Q2 |# _: V4 V9 V1 J8 W
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 3 @" r! H/ M0 X
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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5 J5 ]: H3 C: o2 m6 HI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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1 K, ]% q8 j' \8 o, E2 BIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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$ d1 T# `: s0 |5 W5 @: H6 r0 F; T  I# G" zFish skin~魚皮 。 5 Q, m- _  _" |" w, x& r
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Fall on a street@@ 。 1 E  |( T8 H$ N6 h% j3 p. G3 [  p- d

& X8 u, v! a$ c/ j% b3 Kfall on your street.""你個"K" . z$ h) J. M/ N3 T/ Q+ T
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 % u  g7 o9 k/ W
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Blow chicken吹雞 / ?% h1 @/ w& ]+ Z5 [

  x) {3 H- }/ d# U8 eI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " L/ l9 O' g+ H7 P( C2 U
我吹雞打你班友 。
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1 D4 C: D+ O1 |% }' S# ?! aStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / j' u$ r  A$ r$ H* c9 W+ \
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Face green green臉青青 。 ! V! h( d4 f( J' z
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * v. }4 Z7 C, W. |( G
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 * s3 u, f% M" [+ Z

4 D- \/ t$ z1 k) i$ P1 t2 s) zYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 O  r5 `: P7 r6 c, \9 e
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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. Z2 v, r! l& O; P# }$ A$ s, mYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! I  |+ l: I: r+ A- _( R
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? , n" Z% E+ B% i
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Eat banana食蕉 4 l3 g8 O, Z7 V+ W
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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$ b# E1 l% N7 E9 y" \& YHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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2 Y9 s3 ]8 @7 x8 E% r& MWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 R+ u$ w/ Y% e1 o7 |8 s

* m" t9 ?' X. V5 u1 b% M, R8 F9 pZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) C4 D6 m( _: F9 R) S

1 o2 I7 p% f1 I6 |7 v2 X4 }2 PDo the world做世界 。 * p* T& _* W' k3 E/ n
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 h) g. H# j* H! b; n: J  b/ q

, `1 w' \8 Y1 PCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ }, ~+ {- i, v4 d$ ?; N5 }
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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5 n# g; e7 I9 t! L' _7 }8 A0 eI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ; N/ \* w6 m, u

( {) j) c! B. N. ?2 tCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 {! o3 o# v7 I
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ! A! {1 `. c( y& [  S  Z  n( V
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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+ d" B- B: A0 `" m) uAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # Q6 ]/ K3 V  a2 t1 ^7 X+ N" E
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' B% `5 L9 a4 {' O" k
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ) v5 E. [1 w" Q0 Z- H% j
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Eight woman八婆
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, P& f& n& q" O$ k! q7 y7 p# xEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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- O  J6 @% {  P) vKing eight egg.王八蛋
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' I/ p% H; n" p( EBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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6 t6 c- C: ?$ R7 ^. h% O9 bI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 C& \& t5 _6 g' I

6 t2 E" u- [* z4 ]4 rI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ) ?, i( d/ q0 p' h7 U

1 |' c) ^+ \4 T; m8 }# P7 r8 WHigh hand.高手
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% H- j% j$ J( ~  G$ zA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 e5 ]" w4 ~- b( S
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Good mother.好娘 1 E0 u% ]7 @1 o+ X8 {/ I
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 5 L4 S! {: h) z1 w6 I! t% I( Z
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Old dot.老點 & U6 o0 T! j/ Q7 R, X
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 j0 S) V$ g% G8 F+ C7 J* c3 ?

$ x+ X7 a( B# I/ b% A' y" M' IA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 8 h7 d& m! D1 o6 }
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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; R4 F8 R( L6 j* p5 c) I" Y+ o2 GA dragon service.一條龍服務 4 M7 L& R+ z* }( B) B
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ( H( n5 ]) K7 W4 ^. w- D

4 j# Q$ ~) d) ?6 M8 o! o5 E( KTwo hit six.二打六 $ C2 X% p8 x+ X
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳. N- l: z4 U' D. Z5 K  U
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:  J3 |( _5 @- w+ o& A5 I: L, j
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+ g& y4 E8 |' ^' q: {+ pyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳+ r2 \1 |  `  C1 }' s* T) l
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
1 ~$ M. p1 ]- l6 y3 j, pd人係連inner都唔識...
; E' E* m3 e8 T2 U用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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4 e  l1 c6 @0 S+ b6 T3 s! ?好無聊下5 m, O( g; I" A/ \

/ t+ T" n/ v8 r& H直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
( X! z( M- i. k1 g& e* {1 m例如:
5 g/ x. F4 G; s. J4 vgood rope 好索
有d以前睇過
0 b$ u- [! x  @; i; X+ o! m& ^最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。" b2 r/ N, H# e+ P% w
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! * L1 P) a4 o. f% v
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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