香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ! m3 ^; x. k/ k+ B4 Y
甘多人死，唔见你死。
, b$ P- m  u4 J- N; l& T2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
( I+ U; v( q' e- p8 o5 {你教我以后点出嚟行? 6 t, h( W9 M7 |3 m# e( Z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. . F, f0 ?0 C, U
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 8 ], |5 N& N, K8 Q) u% O0 R# S
4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 \; [* h- Q# s8 C2 P我见到件猪扒啊。
# \! s% }( G8 x! j3 x5 }9 l% p. ]% l8 H5 Are you road?
+ G" p6 O  X0 o你系咪路啊？ $ R1 B$ d+ j% t5 @8 a
6 What the water are you?
  [8 \, M7 \9 A& W你系乜水啊？ ( s1 y# l# D# O( j' D  w* s
7 Do you big me?
/ @5 F  c9 o% p, g; X' }# \" Y你大我啊？
+ _7 h1 k% U1 K4 S* x) A8 Zebra chops people.
" A6 s6 Z% E0 g4 H6 P班马劈友。
0 N* M! ]  I0 a/ B9 The king of the cutting girl. ! V: J8 w- s0 k4 T* U
界女王。
. S. J# B" o1 u7 h9 V  N10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
9 s  z$ r) ~  q% Q) f6 e/ k批我个头俾你当凳坐。
+ `% |1 k1 N- y7 c) [. K11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
7 j. Y  v: v0 b" X5 [你当我无到？
; s) R+ _* K! n4 Z9 F5 W12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : F+ x& o1 S" U
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ % s3 K0 A# [/ G0 E7 H3 w
13 Today I was very black son.
: M, q- p7 G2 l7 L今日我好黑仔。
& S+ }3 Z) M( x, l14 I am wearing grass. ( F( h# ^, @) }4 h; K
我着紧草。
) y8 a) U; n* v% ^8 j15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! y3 b" h' w# g$ t7 `6 n( Y你未够班同我讲数！ 1 R- ^* F' _! {2 ^# E- Q
16 Two beat six.   C2 Q9 h. _2 A8 T7 C- @  t
二打六 : t7 a" b6 E) K4 ?* }- j
17 Two five son. % s$ a" M% Y) m; B* [
二五仔
7 |& W8 f, s( ?$ A: U% o18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
4 a" t7 J0 u6 Y' z$ |琴琴青 / _% v! o- Y+ p$ ~$ D
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 ?" X. m+ C! `4 g" t9 H/ i
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 8 J, Y9 i3 v3 s3 o# |
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
& s; n- O  }9 }# p. ]7 k蠢蠢欲動 。
9 n3 X: ~& |' |3 I6 o; b  r$ r8 b21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 & V8 T5 t9 u4 r3 t6 U. o+ k7 |: ~
人山人海 。 2 @9 z& B( ]- [1 i1 |) P
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 , L( P7 q  r9 Q
你算老幾? - J2 R0 v$ X& \( B
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ' q) v: U/ \$ Y1 Q* C8 \
你講乜鬼?   r! v6 Y5 o" s; A" \" f) O
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
8 p3 `) m6 D) {; g. q我驚你有牙！ . t3 B- L$ y2 e- h  v5 Q
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* P  X3 q$ Q; t$ [# D) M心花怒放。   
7 P  n) {) b& `8 t2 {Fish skin
4 \2 i: F" u$ v0 g  g1 G$ `鱼皮 。 5 I6 ]0 a9 t- n/ \
Monster of blowing water.
6 L2 k9 z: \/ o9 T8 X吹水怪。
0 a) w* S1 B% C9 D8 c6 M/ ^7 P3 uFace green green , j* ?- m, h$ j  Q7 F0 L$ J
面青青。
' B6 ~) P) T2 vYou see road carefully # |0 q5 L/ [, Y4 M8 Y, q! K4 [' f
你小心睇路
3 V+ Z7 U) ]# u! H& vYou go to street carefully - d& b+ r  |: j& e. y
你出街小心D。 $ k* {  d8 i" t- t
Do the world
0 G& _2 z7 I% G4 g做世界 。
9 |9 j, r* j4 ~6 A) r; Z+ sBig tea rice : ^, p& o( `# A* U; m" e
大茶饭 。 : n: H0 c8 n, a3 z9 K
American chinese not enough.
* v7 r6 F# q0 ]% D. A美中不足。
4 ]" r" ]6 @7 x8 AKing eight egg.
5 `! q4 \# V5 d& }王八蛋
. |& k2 T* M4 L) w  DHigh hand. 5 W; i$ }6 P8 F
高手
, u; {# S$ L5 b  Q
" n3 `$ w4 E5 f! m. z) {$ S0 k, OOld dot. 5 w; _' z" }- g4 C# f/ h1 D' k
老点
: Q3 i2 i/ E) }0 o9 JOne old water
# Q* I* {! x" Q7 H3 f, f一旧水
5 q- k& Q. n, g1 sI know your mouse. ( _& C, u& J- L
我识你老鼠！
! a  E/ R" h7 L$ r1 y: I! EMeasure water/Pound water.
$ f- `& b* j7 _' ]+ H磅水 9 [  {$ a3 z9 R' N2 M9 w. |- [- f+ o, K; A
A dragon service. # H& i! y) j- T6 N# D  K0 X
一条龙服务
1 e: M, N' f( |6 K5 \Pump water.
( V2 V( ^( G7 a# v* ]: U****
9 O) S" o1 B$ vI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 G; B- S, F& X3 E) c# R
我吹鸡打你班友。
1 W1 u1 o( W: ~4 W% ~! p. z* LYou jump building.
% f! k* c  w6 Y, ^. E+ }, h1 Z3 t你跳楼啦。
8 H7 N; l% ?& Y% v' W" `You come back home and eat banana % m: C) g3 w. U# G
你返屋企食蕉啦 ( I5 q# Y: U/ n; {
I give you a hair. . {9 b' w4 V$ q# V. Z! B) S
我俾条毛你ar!
# Q  @0 x2 i' A9 x: J2 Y0 J. s4 l2 I3 l! x7 k+ _
Collect skin / z4 ~; J4 O) N: l
收皮   \* p6 t4 L! g2 A; ~8 Z
Collect father * L; [7 [1 X4 ]: q
收爹 ( r  h* k/ \" r( n- @( _: G+ I3 x
You give me collect father. 9 S6 J* k5 ~" b  V+ |$ v/ Q
你同我收爹！
* X8 @9 }! w1 z0 I% iLaugh die me. ' P! E. B: P/ r) V
笑死我。
7 z2 `7 h+ `5 B. I$ ]You give me stop. 9 M9 Q# {) R- r4 y5 c% |& ~
你同我企系度。
" h1 t& m/ T6 J# ~Eight woman
( h2 i+ E. R  d7 K/ k八婆
2 R! ]8 f. X9 u5 L( O8 R) iEight woman,you are good!
5 r4 J. m4 y, y, z八婆，你好o野! $ i( n  h! U6 @$ n- G$ c6 z
What the spring do you do? ! l/ C5 I' _5 r
你搞乜春啊? ! H; x% r6 Y& L
A dog of eating dung
( U1 _, U! g/ |3 M食屎狗
7 |4 v/ X  L; yA ghost of ass
& @; `8 p, P. E* ?$ ^屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ n  t1 h& T4 j' j) m0 Q* T- N6 A都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

. P0 _* i0 Q* ^% s5 ?/ m5 R  W; V/ E9 S( [/ W5 f
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
5 Y, ]1 a0 V1 H% y' \2 `9 }this is not hong kong style english.....5 Q- Z3 P+ W  t/ K' |
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
3 N4 Z6 `' G# P3 T! Z' Di've already ban this shit...' a* o7 S5 {/ O4 D" H7 K( |
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.