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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~6 x- T' W$ {6 C$ J& h( ?
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , v2 l6 _# F7 d: U* x! d; w% M$ Q

% B- S  L, [$ o2 U  E. `' wI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 8 F7 l" e$ [0 W9 D& K. A0 m

/ J0 k& h3 t9 g9 ?1 gYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 3 _# L4 K. n7 f9 q' V8 b
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! + c* K3 _4 m8 r$ {' @
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 0 l# Z+ r0 d3 O$ H$ D/ Z( {
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水0 p. H2 N, z: P4 Z9 M

& s0 m+ A$ A2 Q/ T% n5 w. zMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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* [) z, e8 N+ x4 n# C4 z( ^Blow chicken吹雞 2 Y7 b3 A% D% M; f7 i1 z
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 @5 f9 h) O& x
我吹雞打你班友 。 : A1 k8 ]3 B6 u# Q

/ O' j) f: a" [; t, V6 m" @2 ]Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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0 o) [2 w( C1 e0 QFace green green臉青青 。 + d* B8 o9 b2 B2 L( m5 T- m
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 . q) X! M9 _! M1 u

+ h3 n# r$ S1 c6 `You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 X/ Z' H$ T& `7 w+ K# O

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# R; }' e3 q0 l/ tAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ! G" _$ J6 q% i) c

& g; H; ^+ S* B+ @' s" iYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 b+ N# Y) f2 U  ~6 H' fHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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& K$ N  k, {" [1 u% xWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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( q/ t8 i/ \. T: NWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ( j) G1 g0 C' \1 P6 {  }& ~4 v% Q
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ' S9 z! x; ]6 l( B3 j# j# j

. {+ f. D4 h6 S- N8 lWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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0 y. J3 p: u, q9 F4 ]2 }% NCut girl 界女 / [- F0 b( o" ~9 o; X) T
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ) b' Y6 C! Q" d
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 1 j) [2 N) C2 e: x" f" u, q. c1 v+ F
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Collect father收爹
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$ _: h# m" E1 OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 V2 q# F- l" ]* y9 m9 c( m
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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/ f: v" P% G, h+ x9 QAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 " E: }4 E5 c2 X3 @* p. l. y
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 + Z# x6 }: B( e+ i( h& S4 h

1 [* X7 A: c9 s! z$ Z# b+ pYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 l2 @; [% }4 _4 W0 U. u2 Q
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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$ O" {7 `) c/ A& A8 d# y$ L! sEight woman八婆
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) e" G4 D0 g7 x! P: jEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 2 `& P/ I, D6 U2 X
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Wear grass著草
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9 N: b0 m: `. T1 X7 Z  y' P% NI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . T8 ^! A& P5 W( o. h

: D1 d: X0 H1 m( M! F! }0 J; j: K, [I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 4 H+ g+ X4 ^8 X  r' y# V5 R. u
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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% a+ [+ Y5 Y* e; n8 C. XTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ' s$ [& W! c% {

0 \0 B1 j2 Q  i+ {, w: Y( l/ |" TOld dot.老點 ; g% x# Q0 l; O2 m0 [) ]: I

6 B+ B$ E5 L3 M# }7 j# ZOne old water 一舊水 ) y3 e) w( c1 l5 X4 x7 z5 V
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! B$ E0 V1 J$ r" b7 L! |4 ]

1 L: D. S# g- m, rA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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- M5 f; F: I8 i5 D' r/ m( O& qMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 9 R! G! L# e+ U; i# o5 e
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水   N. F0 o8 e/ Z7 i8 T5 Z

  V. {& [" _& y$ ^# FTwo hit six.二打六
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This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳! N% p& N. O" g, F
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:. z. g+ S4 w! Z& C, i3 B
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳/ }4 l0 c  C& Z* S- Y, Z
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。" D" U3 |/ @; Q' Y& K/ o9 b0 |
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
$ x0 D6 Y& e) d0 Q& H2 \最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger0 C, c' ]$ ^3 f! P/ p9 p
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! + R; j& p  ]* Z9 T8 N4 e$ l
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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