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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ + j/ c: X) K" _% b, ~: Q5 d/ P
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3 i7 i" k7 g; ?! U5 N8 \ R: i, oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 g7 C" U" `+ }) {! g: @' o2 w: b
, X5 s& H$ }9 p: HI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ' S4 M0 d, P# s; P8 h0 j
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 1 I* S6 A6 c8 }7 D2 V- u0 N
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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/ j7 F. [4 Y) l8 OIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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% l5 V$ H( B# B$ xfall on your street.""你個"K" ! M4 j1 O9 I& q; y- P
) e# [6 p j1 A2 iBlow water吹水
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) m) z" t7 C' ]7 z8 ~Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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1 |: z7 _) E" Y" rI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; L0 n8 n6 S1 g5 m: p8 \
我吹雞打你班友 。 , A: t* F, }2 L/ n8 G5 W8 a
0 K* n3 }4 D% o6 IStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 $ ?( j7 ?1 C0 _& m/ `& M
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ; e$ ^- Y; Y+ X" J3 ^/ J
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 \/ H1 E/ ~* F( _
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 9 I& P' ~5 i- Q* ?
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 9 r- Y1 F7 H4 j7 c* U
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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' m7 z" F3 `' g) tEat banana食蕉
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, V4 c# ?( m# ~2 T! kYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! }4 b) A# l( v' C+ f, {
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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, v0 B" d$ y, k" U J$ ?Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 , n% |) x" u5 B/ }$ e
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Do the world做世界 。 5 G) W9 t3 S* p) D$ v
: V% M4 l; [, Y! W/ x0 v+ tBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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: |+ m, W7 A2 e6 [2 nWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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( T& |/ D4 n+ Q- A8 G4 q: SThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 - f8 |5 ]1 i$ r5 E; Y3 \
- ]7 W6 ~5 k/ JCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ) \/ d! Z+ A. k" M
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Collect father收爹 , r5 p( L* ]- \- Q) @
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 0 l9 O6 n: ^, O$ I) l% h u
; \2 |3 P$ t4 O- K( O) l: H" s) d4 TDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) v$ a" C. E: F* G Q
! y$ [; `4 N+ G0 dLaugh die me.笑死我。
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7 @" p/ z7 n5 YYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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8 c2 N: N- y! x! t, Y! A! x8 ^Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 X; o$ o8 @6 R4 k( M6 B! M6 M9 z
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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, S% z1 b$ Z6 f; m7 H \( LEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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7 a/ u, a" Z* y! K0 UToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 & W/ K7 s6 ?7 w, u: F
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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- _* G) m6 w. LHigh hand.高手
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u3 `/ j! Z' D1 [A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + J( T c5 i( T. G" w* n; j4 L
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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# }. K0 K4 W5 Q" I* @$ MGood mother.好娘
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3 Z5 X9 A0 G: {% u6 AYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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# ?9 X( M G7 u1 I( ~8 uOld dot.老點 2 U V" A; X' w2 z; _
1 K$ N9 c- Y1 [* a3 @- V+ OOne old water 一舊水 : V" E1 t* j* A% x3 G5 x3 n
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 S J- [/ V$ o7 n) n
9 U4 _2 t+ T3 {0 hA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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2 o& ~: G: w& P) e9 T6 h% V% `A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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4 ?! B$ c; r5 ?5 MMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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- s4 E! @% _/ q8 pA dragon service.一條龍服務 7 }) U' k* m' @2 i u
, K) I# y3 k) `4 lHold hold water.楂楂水 * a. ^' F( p: i
- p( t, [8 a) K4 YPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 , n5 d W8 `5 k, H
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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